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>> No.27277678
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>>27277626
why

>> No.27277828
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>>27277678
they gonna change how they are talking to you

>> No.27277887

>>27277678
If you do you will receive endless phone calls and texts from them asking what to do. They will never give you credit when you are right and blame you when they lose their money.

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>>27277828
explain

>> No.27278022

>>27277887
this

>> No.27278149

I casually discuss gains with friends, they are never even remotely interested beyond a courtesy acknowledgement. Fine for me, I guess, but the truth is I would like to have a trusted group of people to discuss and share financial advice.

>> No.27278178

Lol I told about 10 people to buy Bitcoin back when I was in university in 2015 and none of them bought any and now they all hate me

>> No.27278247

>>27277678
they either get bitter and jealous, feel entitled to some of it as you don't deserve it, or want you to buy crypto for them

>> No.27278257

>>27278149
This.

Nobody gives a fuck if I have some 2k gain in a day.

>> No.27278432

only tell them if you actually cashed out

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Its like you never though in that perspective of them, its pretty painful that you need no control what ure talking with ppl whose close to you

>> No.27278609

>>27278257
They don't care about any digital on-screen numbers, but once you come in a Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio instead of a shitbox then suddenly they care.
That's why you keep low

>> No.27278743

>>27278530
***to

>> No.27278881

>>27277678
They'll be happy for you in the beginning, but then they'll expect you to pay every time you go out to the bar or to a restaurant. After a while, you'll realize that you need to move and and make new friends that can keep up with you.

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>>27277626
I gave a friend 30 dollars wort of eth and link last year after he picked up the tab. Told him to think about buying in himself he said nah but said that he still regrets not buying btc in 2016. I talked to him a week ago he told me he has around 200$ now. Asked me how much i have i said a couple thousands. I have around 60k$ now kek.

>> No.27278903

>>27277626
>friends.
Get out.

>> No.27278945

>>27278149
You’re gonna get robbed.

>> No.27279022

>>27277626
>friends

>> No.27279108

>>27277626
or just tell people, so they can show you if they're a true friend or not.

>> No.27279182

>>27278247
You don't actually have friends do you? lol

>> No.27279215

I always talk to my friends about crypto/trading
that's why they are my friends
if they get jealous of you for becoming successful find better friends OP

>> No.27279349

I will probably not be friends anymore with them once I make it, they are bucket crabs.

>> No.27279456

>>27279022
>>27278903
Came here to post this

>> No.27279464

>>27278149
This. All the people I've told didn't give a fuck. I was telling everyone to buy bitcoin under 10k and not ONE person listened. Normies are retards

>> No.27279526

>>27278945
my private key is tramp stamped on my body. all it would take is one day without a belt to ruin my life

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>>27277626
>Brother is an entitled NPC that expects everyone to do things for him.
>tried explaining to my brother what Bitcoin is and how to buy it when it was around 3500.
>He could have done his own research, but he decided to buy weed penny stocks instead.
>He's now pissed off at me because he didn't do his own research. He'd probably have about 3 BTC now if he listened.
>Tries to act like I didn't tell him about it.
>Sent him a screenshot from 2 years ago where I said he should buy some. His text back simply said, "haha ok".
Kek

>> No.27280069

>>27278609
This. Why are normies so fucking stupid. You can go on about how the USD is a worthless scam & how they are being paid and controlled with debt instead of value. I tell them to aim for financial freedom and they can't process a single word. But you pull up in a brand new car and now all of a sudden they're interested.

>> No.27280615

>>27280069
THIS. They only care about wasting money on stupid dumb shit. Like holy fuck, do they not think at all??

>> No.27280619

How poor/young are you fags if a few thousand dollars is a lot of gains? My friend group are all working professionals and we talk investments all the time, and I'm late 20s not some boomer.

>> No.27280651

>>27279215
How do you go about finding like-minded people? Most people in my city are gang banging, drug addicted morons who have nothing going for them..

>> No.27281165

>>27280615
This. I know so many people who are normies who just seamless and buy retail clothing. People just go to a store and buy a 89 dollar shirt? Then get food delivered to them?

I’ll buy booze for my friends and definitely am in the place to accommodate a bit extra if it’s questionable. If I eat at a restaurant I tip nicely — even in foreign countries when it’s not customary because I feel it’s a positive reflection of American values toward people in the hospitality industry. If I have more money than a person, I’ll be generous — but when I see someone poor or even worse with student loan or credit card debt doing this stuff I go insane.

>> No.27281320

>>27280651
Get into an esoteric interest with a community of people higher IQ than the general populace.

>> No.27281440

>>27277887
If you have friends who will sperg out on you when you tell them "I have no advice, I am not a financial expert therefore I cannot recommend any certain stocks or cryptos" then you need new friends.

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>>27280619
Dude people are broke as fuck right now. If you tell them you're worth like 100k, they're all like OH MY GOD HE'S SO RICH HE HAS 100 GRAND WOW! And it's literally nothing. They're so stupid. They don't even realize how poor they really are.

>> No.27282180

>>27277828
you didn't have any 'real' friends to begin with

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>>27281974

>> No.27282375

>>27279857
Unbased and unbrotherhood-pilled

>> No.27282557

>>27280651
honestly anon I was lucky with my high school friend group
also I managed to make a few like minded friends at university/internship
but I'm asocial so I don't meet new people which I probably should after coronavirus
(also most of my age group in the city are retarded party addicted alcoholics so I know what you feel)

>> No.27282707

>>27279022
basado
>>27279215
True
>>27280619
You gotta pay bills, and if ur not on good income you cant save anything
>>27281974
basado
>>27282180
peposad

>> No.27282751

>>27277887
>>27277828
>>27278247
You must have had terrible friends.

>> No.27282837

>>27277678
If crypto's doing well they'll keep bothering you or even worse, ask you to buy crypto for them. If crypto's going down they'll ridicule you for "falling for the scam."
>news article comes out mentioning BTC fell 20%
>"hey Anon how's your crypto stuff going? ;)"

>> No.27282909

>>27280651
ONE of my friends is into crypto and he's pretty low-end about it (can probably name two big name coins like BTC and ETH, bought DOGE when it was ATH).

>> No.27282972

>>27277626
thanks i just told

>> No.27282976

>have some coworkers over for poker night in 2015
>one of them seems to be impressed by my house, asking how I could afford it
>tell him I got lucky with internet coins and basically paid for the house with bitcoin
>ff 2020, this guy is a manager of a different business unit now and I haven't seen him in years
>bitcoin just broke previous ATHs and is close to $30k and prominent in the media
>cross paths in the lobby, he recognizes me and yells through the crowded lobby something like "ha I bet you wish you hadn't sold your bitcoin back then!"
> shrug and just respond with "haha yeah"
That's the first thing coming to his mind after not seeing me for years. Imagine the jelly hatred and cope. Fuck normies, never using the word bitcoin IRL ever again.

>> No.27283147

>>27282976
I bet you wish you didn't sell though

>> No.27283301

>>27279464
I remember talking to friends at a bar in February about the coronavirus and how they'd do well to stock up on supplies just in case.
>Anon, it's not like they're going to shut down the entire country just because of some virus
Two weeks later, they shut down the entire country just because of some virus. Don't expect them to ever acknowledge you were correct though. Better yet, next time something similar happens they'll just ignore your warnings again.

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Anon, I don't have any friends

>> No.27283445

>>27277887
Yup I told my girlfriend about my crypto and she wanted in. I told her what to buy and it dipped so she got mad at me. Then it pumped and she got out with a profit but was never appreciative.

>> No.27283508

>>27277626
My roommate and I talk investing all the time. He knows my positions and I even bought Dogecoin for him lol. Most people don’t know what I have though.

>> No.27283622

>>27283147
True, could have been a billionaire by now, but that's life. I'm still very comfy. Spent literally millions on drugs back then lol

>> No.27283644

>>27281974
IDK maybe I'm just out of touch with the general population of retarded normies... growing up I've never maintained friendships with low IQ people since there's not much in common to talk about, all the friends I still talk to are university educated professionals in STEM or business, we talk investments all the time and occasionally work together on business ideas. So yeah... just avoid dumb people and try to surround yourself with people smarter than you.

>> No.27283652

>>27279182
>>27282751
Fuck off poorfaggot redditors

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>>27279022
>>27278903
>>27283399
were here for you any time guys

>> No.27283721

>>27277626
i wish i had friends to hide my modest gains from

>> No.27283767

>>27277626
Maybe find friends that don't use you and are financially stable on their own.

>> No.27283786

>>27282976
That's dumb though. Assuming you paid the house cash, no mortgage, that's a totally fine and non-regrettable cash-out condition. It'd be a different story if you bought a car or something. Having a paid-off house as a young guy in your 20s brings great security and peace of mind. Worth it.

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>>27277626
>>27277828
Based and true. I have 400k in crypto, and I talk about crypto a lot but I never actually show off my portfolio or hint at how much I hold. I let my friends show me their $500 gains and say "wow nice trade dude!!"

>> No.27283855

>>27277887
literally this.

>> No.27283886

>>27283767
Maybe shut the fuck up if you cannot relate to what OP says because you are a fucking poorfaggot piece of shit.
Get the fuck out newfaggots, you are fucking cancer.

>> No.27283942

>tell my friend that I made $300k in crypto
>he smirks at me and shows me his portfolio
>$324M in RBC and LINK
Fuck

>> No.27283953

>>27277626
I'm 20 and recently lost a lifelong friend since middle school. Took about a couple months after showing him my portfolio till he showed his true colors and I realized I lost him as a friend.

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>>27277626
I have no friends and haven't had any in like 8 years. That said, I did have a couple of old acquaintances reach out to me after I appeared on a rich list, since income and shit is public here in my country and I had a very good 2017. I told one of them about it being from crypto, since it was a childhood friend and trust him, but that's all.

>> No.27284189

>>27277678
heres one thought for you. If you tell people you have a modest amount of crypto now and crypto pulls a crazy 100x from here at 1 trillion mcap.

Those normies know

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>>27283953

>> No.27284277

>>27283953
As soon as your friends start making jokes about you lending them or giving them money, immediately block them and never talk to them again.

>> No.27284327

>>27283445
to be fair thats just bitches for you

>> No.27284419

>>27284173
david refund the savings of your teenage investors that you scammed out at $5 MIOTA a pop

>> No.27284518

>>27277626
>Having friends.
ngmi

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>>27283809
This, but for anything financial.

You can talk stock investments and crypto, without mentioning the actual numbers that you are dealing with. My university friends that I'm still close with have basically always been like this. We'll talk about our personal preferences in investments, what kind of investment accounts to use, etc, but even a decade later we've never once actually mentioned a number of shares or dollar value on anything.

>> No.27284579

>>27277626
Talking about your personal wealth is taboo for a reason. Its also unbecoming of a gentlemen

>> No.27284586

>>27277626
I can’t help but brag. Besides, my friends aren’t wigger fuck boys who would ask me for money.

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>>27278247
I have family members who ask me to do this all the time. I tell them to set up a coinbase account and buy it themselves as it will make things complicated for me during tax season. Then they stop asking.

>> No.27285061

>>27283301
That reminds me, I got drunk and let myself go once and tried to convince my friend not to get married at 23 (if I was sober I'd just have said congratulations and not bother) and a year ago he opened up to me and told me his sex life is nonexistent now and she refuses to give him blowjobs anymore because she "never liked giving them" but he deluded himself into being okay with that. It's ironic because during that drunken conversation I told him exactly that: what if she suddenly stops giving you blowjobs? Are you going to go the rest of your life without getting a single blowjob? It's funny how that shit goes. They're going to get divorced in a few years, I'm sure. He's making bank as a middle manager with a thriving side business and she's a kindergarten teacher. He's going to get fucked by her and not in a good way.

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27285278

In addition to what was said in this thread, it's because you're painting a target on your back when SHTF. Even if the person you trust that you want to benefit from it is tight-lipped, his slip ups (especially in tough time where they will be emotionally poised to the save their family from a crisis with their gains) will all lead back to you

>>27279182
>>27283652
You're both 15 year old who have the Facebook equivalent of IRL friends and think they'll such your cock forever. I'd put a thousand dollars on the table to be that your relationship would fall apart with them within a year (and that's just being generous) if you roomed with them.

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I think family is worse to tell. All of the crypto post-making it horror stories I’ve heard are about family. You can’t chose who your family is, so it’s inevitable that you’ll have a few scumbags who think they are entitled to your money. One side of my family is a bunch of obese wiggers who call my rich senile grandma threatening to kill themselves if she doesn’t send them large amounts of money. I hate them. They are evil, dumb, fat, and lazy. They say words like “senpai” and “bet”.

>> No.27285436

>>27284419
You got the country right at least.

>> No.27285468
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holy fk wish i had friends like you guys

>> No.27285518

>>27285367
>senpai

I meant F..A..M..

>> No.27285606

>>27283786
Yes I was 24 at that time and bought the house fully in cash and remodeled for around $120k which I also paid by selling the majority of my (dirty dnm) bitcoins. It was a very rational decision back then, I was just glad to get out at a decent price after Gox happened and dnms crumbled. Life changing money for me at that time. I never bought a lambo or anything stupid, and I'm close to retirement now anyway. No regrets, honestly, it's just in these times when it's spiking and hyped I get some "what if only"-thoughts. But so I'm still here with you guys, chasing shitcoin pumps.

>> No.27285752

>>27283652
Sorry I meant to quote 51 not 52

>> No.27285785
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My friend somehow lost $500 on uniswap trying to buy Rubic and then somehow blamed it on me because I told him to buy it. I showed him exactly how to do it and he still fucked it up lol

>> No.27285872

>>27281974
This

>> No.27286038

>>27282976
anon... hes right tho

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>>27281974
based

>> No.27286290

>>27283622
fren, i’m surprised you didn’t rip his throat out. however, you live in his head rent free

>> No.27286390

>>27285061
tell him to siphon off money to buy PMs and hide them at his mom's house

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>>27277887
>>27283445
I can relate. Merely establishing communication with pea brained humans is a chore in and of itself.

>> No.27286667

>>27286390
PMs?

>> No.27286771

>>27285785
>dumb tattoo
>low IQ nose ring
>retarded belly piercing
>bleach died hair

>> No.27287339

>>27286667
Precious Metals (silver,gold,etc)

>> No.27287379

>>27286667
precious metals

>> No.27287652

>>27287339
>>27287379
Right. I don't think he'd follow through though considering he's "okay" with the state of his marriage and to the outside world everything is looking fine. Let's be honest: if you're the type of guy who's savvy enough to secretly stack gold "just in case", you're not the type of guy to get married in the first place.

>> No.27287869

>>27287652
Redpill him about having a secret monero wallet if SHTF. He will probably thank you in the future

>> No.27288595

Lots of people in this thread lamenting their friends "showing their true colours" upon revealing their wealth...

Have you ever stopped and wondered, that it is YOU who is showing YOUR true colors?

Why would you subject someone with such information? It's insulting at best, and downright dangerous at worst. If they are worse off than you, they will instinctively feel diminutive. If they are better off than you, they will immediately write you off as a lost-cause: "This guy can't keep quiet about his wealth... I don't want to risk being associated with someone like that."

Sharing information about personal wealth is a lose-lose scenario. Those who need to know that you're wealthy, will know without you telling them. Everyone else: If they don't already know, they don't need to know.

>> No.27288827

Dafuq us is a SIA coin and why is it up over 600%?

>> No.27288840

>>27277626
who the fuck has friends AND crypto gains?

>> No.27289038

>>27281974
that dude made the movie.

>> No.27289100

>>27288595
yeah this, bragging about wealth is a dick move especially when you know your friends are wagecucks. giving advice is hard to avoid sometimes tho, especially when you really believe something's about to moon. they ignore you, you get fat gains, when they realize the missed out they start getting curious about how it went for you.

>> No.27289287

>>27288595
ure talking about diff things anon
read thread again please

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>>27279464
>>27283301
>>27278257
>>27278609
>>27280069
>>27280615
>>27281165
are normies npcs?
what does this make us?

>> No.27289518

>>27277678
I'm a Leaf, but Trump was such a kino president, dear god

>> No.27289720

>>27285468

with friends like you... who needs enemies?! :^)

>> No.27289875

>>27288595
>Sharing information about personal wealth is a lose-lose scenario
Indeed but I don't think those people are truly understand what friendship entails. They never even had friendships from childhood that die a slow quiet death deteriorating to dust when paths in life diverge. Too many naive tourists here who could use a dose of Kriea philosophy.

>> No.27289979

>>27289426
We grew up on message boards and Wikipedia while they were out playing soccer or whatever. By the time you make it to 4chan, let alone a niche board like /biz/, you're pretty deep in the internet rabbit hole by normie standards. It represents the cumulative acquirement of knowledge of years spent online. I remember blowing people's minds when I told them that I enjoyed getting lost in Wikipedia articles when I was younger. The concept is foreign to them. They're not exposed to all of this shit.

>> No.27290126

>>27278945
This.

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Frens know I'm worth a milly desu.

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>>27277828
that's when you get naked in front of them

>> No.27290550

>>27283942
>let’s see paul allen’s suicide stack

>> No.27290823

>>27290269
I had this fren on Steam and ex co worker I knew for 14 years and one day he started talking about buying crypto and kept asking me to help him invest he needed cash all the time because he kept wasting it and would always tell me he would get rich and i would always ignore him and he would try to make it seem like he was already rich so i would tell him why you always asking me for money then i never borrow people money and then one day i got mad and just started making fun of him laughing at his """folio""" and told him the coins will crash and i was right, i blocked him before corona virus hit he must have lost at least 30k probably a poorfag now last i heard he's now working at Subway lololol

>> No.27290966

>>27281974
big time this.
like the Dunning Kruger effect of money

>> No.27291178

It told my dad about the shib moon that just happened and he is already on the phone telling someone about it. Unfortuantely I was talking to him while it hit the peak so I wasn't in a position to sell. I'm still up a lot but not as much as I could have been.

>> No.27291321

>>27289979
playing soccer and socializing is better for someone's development than being hunched over staring at a computer screen. You wasted your life and now the only ting you have left is internet funny money

>> No.27291588

>>27280619
I got fucked as a kid. I've been stuck in industrial work since I got out of high school. Living on my own and paying my own way. I'm still in my early 20s so I'm getting into crypto while I can.

>> No.27292078

>>27291321
You're not as smart as you think you are if all you can come up with is a take as worn out as that one. The average normie who played soccer and goes through life without really thinking about it, will get divorce raped and play dumb money-wasting status games.
My country has the highest divorce rate in the world and every single normie NPC thinks he's going to be the exception to the rule and then they get fucked by the system. People kill themselves over less. But hey at least it's better for your development.

>> No.27292183

>>27283301
They never closed down supermarkets or grocery shops, and they never would, even if we were living the fucking black death. Your advice is still retarded

>> No.27292200

>even if its 100$
don't have poor friends

>> No.27292933

>>27291321
>funny money
Get the fuck out of this board, Dave before I lube up your sister's colon with castor oil and make you watch her shit all over the floor.

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>>27277678
They will rat you out to the IRS

>> No.27294179

i wish i had friends that even knew about crypto i live in rural mississippi and all my 'friends' are dumb as fuck. half the people i know don't even have internet

>> No.27294785

>>27291588
>>27294179
>learn a trade
>continue investing, either crypto or boomer-tier
?????
>profit

>> No.27295087

>>27277678
Because you spend months of sleep depravity to look for another shitcoin, track all the data to figure out how are they going to go, check news, check background, basically do a full-fledged job about investment.
And they will expect you to hand over your data analysis basically for free, not even a thanks after they make profit and will give you all the blame if it drops.

>> No.27295199

>>27277887
I tell people that I don’t have any. Sold it years ago. Lmao

>> No.27295379

>>27277626
Yep I immediately regret it. I didnt realise how fucking bitter people are

>> No.27295397

get better friends. if a friend isnt genuinely happy about having successful friends delete them from your life.

im thrilled to be in the company of successful people

>> No.27295589

>>27294785
Yep, studying IT shit. $200 in Crypto now. Will probably put my entire tax return into it. Continued investments out of every paycheck based on research and tech advancements.

Am I gonna make it boys?

>> No.27295711

>>27277678
Because human beings are envious losers.
They'll seethe if you make it, and expect you to spoonfeed them and make them rich while they do nothing. They'll just say you were lucky btw.
Then when they lost money, it's your fault.
They're not unlucky, you should give them some of your gains.
Never do it anon.
If they see your new lambo some day just tell them you got rich off GME

>> No.27295819

>>27278609
>buying the quadrifailio
Enjoy your retarded electrical issues, burned out turbo, and litany of toher retarded problems. Fuck wop cars.

>> No.27295999

>>27277626
don't worry I don't have any friends, nor do I make any gains

>> No.27296188

>>27277626
When I make a billion dollars I'm dunking on everyone I ever knew and force feeding pictures of my awesome life to them via every mode of contact I can find.
Sms, messenger, Instagram tags, snapchats, snail mail, etc
I will spend money to target advertisements specifically at them but they won't be ads they'll just be pictures of my hilarious and awesome life.
They'll have to develop browser extensions that go even further beyond ad blockers just to have a moments peace.

>> No.27296251

>>27295999
this is some rough digits anon
i...

>> No.27296325

>>27296188
hello Dan, how is your heart doing?

>> No.27296402

>>27279464
Normies and NPCS don’t give a fuck about the truth. They prefer watching the office and being slaves over acknowledging how fucked they really are. Funny thing is I know someone who prides himself in “not being a normie” but he’s just another normie just like the rest of them. Pretty tragic indeed. I hate this shitty ass time line

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>>27283809
This is the way to do it

>> No.27296680

>>27280615
They’re all CONSOOOMERS THEY JUST HAVE TO SPEND 1K ON A NEW PHONE THEYRE ALL DUMB GOYS

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27296701

>>27296402
Normalfagginess lies in the eye of the beeholder.
Maybe we are normies in the eyes of 7/8 digits portfolio wizards.

>> No.27296887

>>27288595
Missing the point of the thread

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>>27277626
BASTE
>>27278903
no
normalfags allowed

>> No.27298167

Y’all have lame friends or are too beta too set firm boundaries with people. Don’t brag and boast and splurge like some dumb jogger and you have nothing to worry about. I actually care about my friends and want to see them make it so I shilled them some cryptos, not my fault if they don’t buy it. I’m not gonna buy a Ferrari and a mansion and wear Gucci if I make it, just a nice cabin house in a woods and an investment property or two and won’t let money turn me into a dick so there’s nothing to worry about. If the people around you try to take advantage of your wealth and you can’t handle it that’s your own problem.

>> No.27299002

>>27280619
I studied a shit degree (Biomedical Science) so have shit job. Poor fag 30 year old.

>> No.27299716

All my friends are rich and my whole family is rich. If I get crazy gains with crypto they will be happy for me because they know I can’t keep a job very long ha ha

>> No.27300202

>>27299002
Why is biomedical science a shit degree? I thought there were a lot of growth opportunities with bioinformatics/gene technology advancing.

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I told my friends about crypto and I also tell them what to buy and teach them how to buy it. Won’t be much fun having money if they don’t have it either. I want all of us to win

>> No.27300904

>>27285367
>“bet”
feel 4 u bro

>> No.27300985

>>27277626
>>27277828
If you haven't been talking about this shit with your friends for the last two weeks you don't have real friends my dude. Me and the boys are all going ALL IN BABY.

>> No.27301050

>>27278898
good looking out for you fren
you can lead a horse to water but...

>> No.27301193

>>27300202
Dunno what to tell you but I work in Microbiology and I only make 38,000 Euro a year before tax. My brothers are Electrician and Programmer and both make way more than me.

>> No.27301408

>>27287869
Not him, but can you elaborate?

>> No.27301547

Monero is the only friend I will ever need and it won't ever tell others your secrets
>>27300849
enjoy your tax audit

>> No.27301627

>>27283809
Unironically based

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>>27298167
>ya'll
You're naive and short-sighted. I already explained why. People lacking vigilance like yourself are leaving themselves vulnerable and get burned the quickest.

>> No.27301916

>>27300202
Good luck getting one of those jobs when you compete with Chang and Vishnu
t. masters in biochem and genetics

>> No.27302132

>>27279526
kek
thanks for making a sad anon smile today, bro

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hey frens, I didn't want to make a whole thread: I want to start with crypto but all the extra tax shenanigans sound like something I would really suck at taking care of. would it be dumb to pay someone to do them for me? is it not as bad as I'm imagining if I do it right? what do you do?

>> No.27302659

>>27301780
Enjoy not having friends

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>>27301408
In some marriages were the man is a retard but clever enough to realize he made a mistake marrying a failure of a woman, they have some secret money stack for when the divorce destroy him, he leaves the country/state to make a new life. Lately XMR is being used for that because it's anonymity. If you have kids is harder to make a decent stack I guess, the trick is keep the wallet secret.

>> No.27302880

>>27301916
What do you work at?

>> No.27302965

>>27277626
Yeah I kinda made that mistake on my first solid return form LNK. I've already heard "you dont even have to work" Like I used to fucking work concrete bro, you work as a server at 35, I told you about this. Good thing im moving to deep south and putting a rebel flag on my truck. Sometimes you grow away from your friends...

>> No.27303320

>>27302659
>you need to talk about crypto to have friends
What are you a fucking 15 year old girl who'd blow her brains out without validation? Enjoy that target on your back.

>> No.27303398

>>27302965
take me with you, we'll go roll around in the mud

>> No.27303516

For the longest time I've thought to send close friends from school money if I make it big. Is that a bad idea?

>> No.27303801

>>27303516
Some people might take that offensive, don't do it.

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>>27298167
you missed the point entirely lmao

>> No.27304449

>>27277626
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .001 shib to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my shib wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my Leash) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my btc wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LEASH to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000001 Sheb to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.27304781

>>27303516
they'll start to have unrealistic expectations of you, and will feel entitled to more

>> No.27304787

>>27303516
Buy them LP tokens in a timelocked wallet

>> No.27305439

>>27283445
Bad girlfriend, dump them

>> No.27305507

>>27283652
I've never been a redditor, been on 4chan since 2007 and I'm worth 700k. Granted most of that was inherited but whatever. Most of my friends know I'm a richfag and none have ever asked me for money or to pay for things. You are probably just from shitty country full of shallow scheming people.

>> No.27306892

>>27303398
>we'll go roll around in the mud
I'll pick you up in the morning fren.