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I heard that this is the place to get good underground tips.

I want to invest my 3-year savings of 350$ and make it about 15k by the end of March.

Please tell me how to do it.

Thank you guys!

>> No.27272102

Pfff, go back , there's no right way

>> No.27272181

>>27271937
You have to go back. Also, that's a man, you man-lover.

>> No.27272193

Not even funny joke this is a serious situation biz is at a new low

>> No.27272245

>>27271937
Bait.jpg

>> No.27272295

Buy Statera and BAO
Use Uniswap to buy

>> No.27272360

Any anon have that "show image of booba with an unrelated question" meme?

>> No.27272383

>>27271937
Invest in doge, then baghold until Elon Musk gets bored and tweets about doge again. Hopefully you lose it all however. Go back faggot

>> No.27272391
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27272391

>>27271937
BOOBA

>> No.27272481

>>27272360
It's all over /fit/

>> No.27272488

>>27272181
She isn't

>>27272193
Most checked in this thread

>>27272295
sell Statera or kys
Bao is based

>> No.27272569
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>>27272391

>> No.27272594

You will never be a woman

Your hatchet wound will never heal

You will get depressed

You WILL kill yourself

Your parents WILL put your real name and gender in your obituary

Seethe. Cope. Dilate

>> No.27272631

>>27271937
Test
also bait

>> No.27272804

>>27272594
you are weak anon, I see

> I kys'ed already and am now ascended retard

>> No.27272856

>>27271937
Nichada Jujak is the girl BTW (looks better with a mask on)

>> No.27273133

>>27271937
go back. You came to the wrong place.

>> No.27273142

>>27272856
she really does lol

>> No.27273423

>>27272856
All asians do. Masks are pretty hot

>> No.27274389
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27274389

>>27271937
better

>> No.27274528
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27274528

>>27271937
>why yes I will engage with the topic of the thread while also appreciating the fine female specimen you posted

>> No.27274944

>>27271937
low quality bait, 2/10 made me reply

>> No.27275109

>>27274389
far better based anon

>>27274944
that is a win

>> No.27275250
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27275250

>>27271937

>> No.27275411

>>27271937
Sure here's now:

1) Invest the $350 into lube and condoms
2) Advertise your boi pucci on Grinder
3) Charge black men $50 for a 30 min session
4) Do this 300 times
5) ???
6) Profit

>> No.27275551

>>27275411
I would more likely kys than getting touched by a black nigger

>> No.27275729

>>27272488
>sell Statera or kys
>Bao is based
Why the Scamtera hate? It's unironically going to make it.
But yeah get BAO too.

>> No.27275822

>>27272488
Checked. Sauce if "she" isn't a man. This requires my investigation.

>> No.27275843

>>27275729
I don't know why people say that Scamtera is a pretty scammy scamcoin. Do you not know why Scamtera is a scam?

>> No.27275924

>>27274389
Fucking based. Best post of the day.

>> No.27275940

>>27275822

literally here retard >>27272856

>> No.27276000

>>27275843
Irony is clearly too much for that curry-boggled mind.
Leave /biz/, your country is banning crypto soon I heard.

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>>27274389
based and also a good answer to OPs question

>> No.27276382

>>27271937
You know what I'll throw you a bone for a nice comfy long term hold. Buy GRT, it's a 3 - 5 year hold to make it but pretty set. Wait for the next dip though which will probably bottom out in 3 - 4 days.

>> No.27276516

>>27271937
id tell you to buy puts on tsla but you couldnt afford a single contract w 350 buckarinos
get kneepads and spare kneepads

>> No.27276933
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27276933

I get the feeling you will be vluable for this board
Dyor on DMG so you don't end up hanging yourself

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>>27271937
>>27274389
BAOBA

>> No.27277868

Imagine not calling this a LARP, retards

>BTFO

>> No.27278205

>>27272193
Top is in, the dumbest of the dumbest money is in. Can only go down from here

>> No.27278357

>>27271937
WOOBA DA LOOBA WAT A BOOBA

>> No.27278544

>>27277868
>pretending to be retarded
Fuck off /b/tard

>> No.27278709

>>27271937
>claim 400 UNI tokens on Uniswap.
>trade UNI for ETH
>send ETH to coinbase account
>convert ETH to cash
You now have $7000, almost halfway to your goal.
You will need to use some of your savings for gas fees.