/biz/ - Business & Finance

Pitch me your schizo-tier play

YOU PUSH IT

We liek teh st0ck xD

with chinks, you lose

Dear silver shills,
Not buying your boomer rocks.
Thanks now fuck off to /pmg/.

>>27264607
PSLV

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SHUT IT DOWN MOSHE

WHY ISN'T IT SHUTTING DOWN??????????

Get out of the dollar it's gonna dump

>>27264337
>They'll take the side of the people trying to make markets rational.

Shorting a company over 100% is not rational

Please do not put tickers into OP, some of us shit like GME, AMC and CLF hidden

Airline bros, is it time to buy or are they still going to drop?

>>27264529
>every website, twitter, front page of reddit
>all about GME
it would be funny if it dumps tomorrow

>>27264529
Fuck China
Buy $CHAD

>>27264529
will anything like GME ever happen again?
fucking unicorn folks
LONG HOLD TIME
NOK PLTR

AQB AQB AQB

>>27264708
I can't fucking wait for futures to open

Meanwhile at the /smg/ hedge fund

HEDGIES DOWN
>HEDGIES DOWN
HEDGIES DOWN
>HEDGIES DOWN

>>27264761
in 10-30 years. Turbokikes will come up with a new way of scamming cattle.

>>27264761
In the age of instant information? no.

>>27264708
Look at that totally organic market behavior. So glad I put my funds in SLV for a nice safe hedge.

>>27264828
pomp eet

>>27264529
> It's the Chinese century edition
They'll be in for a rude awakening when they aren't able to import billions of dollars of food every year. Having two billion people and less than 10% arable land doesn't bode well.

>>27264700
Don't buy silver if you haven't already. Monday is going to be the mother of all pumps.

>>27264761
Most likely not. It would be weird if they didn't get any regulations in place.

Anyone here still holding PLTR?

>>27264607
CPCAY
Yes, they've been going downhill for 5+ years
Yes, covid is fucking them
Yes, their main transport hub is getting fucked by Chinese commies
I think they can recover given a long enough timeline

>tfw most companies force you to pay into pension funds so you can't put that money into RYCEY

>>27264801
>Futures open
>Silver up over 10%
>JPM dumps more silver then that’s be mined in 5 years.
>Silver goes back down to $20 per oz

>>27264828

>>27264912
The best thing about SLV is that they will never run out of it. If there's too much demand, they just print some more.

>>27264708
SLV isn't where you get actual physical silver, right? Why do I feel like I read people saying that?

>>27264529
>“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”

>>27264994
Yes, why? Also thinking about getting out before the ER and then buy back in. Is this retarded?

>>27264994
I am. Went all in on GME when it was at 80 but I'm pretty smart so decided to diversify by buying 2 PLTR as well.

>>27264761
Yes. Time is a flat circle. Also the world changes faster now than boomer hedge fund managers can keep up with.

>>27264624
YEAHYEAHYEAH

>>27264675
AB
SO
LU
TELY

>>27264690
Can I interest you in some green rocks instead my fellow intellectual

>>27265026
JPM holds a shitton of physical silver. Maybe this will be their time to cash out and unload those literally heavy bags.

Anyone use Qtrade? My bank uses them so I think it'd be easy to sign up. I also use Binance for crypto.

>>27264942

They can have the world's strongest currency any time they choose, so I don't think they're too worried.

https://www.rt.com/business/470977-us-dollar-china-gold-reserves/

The dollar simply hasn't had their permission to die yet.

Faggot jannies deleted the wrong thread.
I guess I'll come back when /smg/ stops being about foreign propaganda.
Invest in Free China. Invest in Taiwan.

>>27265026
And I buy the dip

BFARF CEO said one of their main priorities is to get listed we're back on boys

>>27265026
Doesn't work when institutional future contract deliveries are at historic highs and the average joe is now buying up physical too

Demanding physical silver breaks the system. This is a multi-trillion market, well over $10trn if you count gold too. GME is nothing compared to this

>>27264708
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. I'M IN CHARGE HERE.

>>27265026
Yeah I mean gold and silver are manipulated so nothing would surprise me honestly. That's also why I've been telling people that when it comes to silver, use a stop loss because this shit could just dump hard as fuck and not come back for years

>>27264994
still holding half of my shares I bought initially. Right now kikes are pushing price down to get some cheapies into their ETFs. Should go up again soon.

>Jannie tried to ban me for posting Nickado Avocado getting bummed in the last thread.
THEY DO IT

FOR

FREEEEEEEE

Seriously though how much of an autistic sperglord do you have to be to become a jannie faggot?

>>27265089
>why do I wonder if people act retarded
It's all a mistery

Thoughts on HCMC?

comfy thread
>>27265328

Redpill me on SQQQ and how should I invest in it

If these hedgie faggots keep pushing AMD's price down I will double on $79 and increase my margin to squeeze these niggers. Fuck these cocksuckers for shorting one of the best stocks on the fundamentals just reported.

anybody using revolut for stocks here?

>>27265396
I always spam janny applications whenever they open with "NIGGERNIGGERNIGER" spammed a few hundred times.

realistically, I have around 20k in options on the nigger hood app. If I try to cash out this week, how long will it take? 2-3 months?

I just masturbated and there was no dopamine hit wtf

>>27265231
who owns the national debt? they can go ahead and destroy the dollar they would only be playing themselves

>>27265516
Did they approve your application?

>>27265514
Yeah, why? It's alright but orders on market open are a bit fucked.

>>27265089
Right, SLV is just a paper ETF, main (((custodian))) is JP Morgan. They have literally been convicted of heavy market manipulation and are still doing it and have been for decades.

Paper derivatives outweigh the actual physical ounces by some ungodly number like 100x or more.

https://usdebtclock.org/

Should I fomo into Silver on monday?

Anyone familiar with the Bretton Woods agreement?

Buy VWO Vanguard Emerging Markets ETF
Pretty simple

>>27265719
I'd fuck that guys ass tbqhwyf

Bye, bye TSM. USA isn't going to do shit.

>>27264529
test

Will SQQQ go back up to over $1000

>>27265719
I'f you're gunna get into silver get into silver miners too if silver moons they moon

PSLV,KXPLF are good choices

>>27265629
Question about the 3 free trades. how much do I pay for 4th trade? and why are market open trades fucked? should I only limit? Is there an OCO option?

>>27265719
Wow! Female!

>>27264994
Yes, will buy more in February and March. Want to buy 1000 this year. I'm at 200
The more I read about them, the more I want to buy. Decent company, future oriented.

>>27265537
>app
>options
>cash
money? what money?
also no refunds

testorino

sry 4 bump

>>27265814
If the plan was to plunder Taiwan, the CCP wouldn't be headhunting ex-TSM employees to start up SMIC.

Banned from buying GME? Buy GAMR or XRT instead. They're ETFs that both derive about 27% of their value from GME right now. They move similarly to GME and buying options in GAMR or XRT will give you a similar effect to the direction and percentage moves of GME. If you just buy shares of either of the ETFs, you will move in the same direction of GME just at a lower percentage so it may be even safer if you think GME is too risky.
Pic related shows the three charts stacked to highlight the similarity.
>>27264304
>>27260542
>are they active funds because if they are your going to be fucked
>meme ETF is currently about 30% overweight in GME
>meme ETF automatically dumps GME and use your money to buy Bilibili
XRT is passive dipshits and both XRT and GAMR don't rebalance until March at which time this whole thing is likely to be very much over.

>>27265814
>Taiwan makes history at Biden inauguration

>>27264942
>when they aren't able to import billions of dollars of food every year
Nobody is going to stop selling to them. Argentina, Brazil, even American agriculture needs Chinese demand.
>>27265232
>baking a separate thread just because of anti Chinese autism
>showing the economic development of China is Chinese propaganda
I'm pretty sure a CCP shill wouldn't suggest TSM and BILI at the same time. Please drop the sinophobia

>>27265814
thats the only reason I never invested in TSM
one day the burgers will be leaving Taiwan and the chinks will have a full blown war

what stop loss do you guys have set up on gme/amc currently?

>>27265874
By three free trades do you mean commission free trades?
Commission on american stock is like one bong dollar and thirty cents.

>>27265814
Taiwan will be controlled by Beijing in our lifetime. I cant believe people actually believe Taiwan has a chance

>>27265976
>sinophobia
imaginary, like Chinese souls

>>27260465
can anyone give me some advice on what to tell my dad to move his 401k into for safety during a potential market crash? i assume he can't just liquidate it without getting fucked with penalties or taxes or some shit, but he's nearing retirement and i don't want him getting caught in a crash. can he just transfer it temporarily to treasury bonds or something?

he'll be calling his financial advisor about it today but im just wondering what /smg/'s advise on the issue currently. im gambling on the memes personally (don't worry i made 50k already im way up and can't lose at this point), but i don't want my dad to get fucked if i can help it. i figure worst case scenario he misses out on a bit of gains and can re-enter after this mess is settled one way or the other.

>>27266078
Ok, chang. China is a paper tiger and everybody knows it.

>>27265874
Accidentally posted too quickly. Market open trades just take a bit to go through, so you might end up buying for more or less than you thought you were. Limit is smart, but I've heard people complaining that even those haven't went through properly on time for them. Never had a problem with that myself though. Don't think there's OCO.

>>27264994
holding, never selling, adding under $20 and doubling down when red

>>27266066
yeah those, so after 3 buys I pay 1 bong dollar for 4th trade?

>>27266202
alright thanks, im in euro and already verified on there so gonna give it a go tomorrow

>robinhood announces bankruptcy tommorow
>all accounts are chilled until SIPC remembers you have holdings
Are you prepared for the meltdown?

Can someone explain this silver meme, or point me in the right direction

>>27266144
It's probably not going to be the actual crash, just a correction. Cheapies to be scooped up next week.

Realistically how long do you think the hedgies can hold out on these squeezes assuming no government interference?

They already borrowed money and their competition is in the game and can see them bleed out while also buying up the rest of the crashing market. What’s the actual plan here?

>>27264529
>But call him a Boomer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>27264834
Holy shit is that real?

post (feminine) phalli for CLF

>>27266355
Once the dollar shits the bed we will have a silver back usd/crypto or some shit.

>>27266106
Who cares if they have souls or not? I just want money
>>27266144
>market crash
Zoom out and stop being a bobo.

>>27266571
so /pmg/ essentially just invaded wsb?

>>27265445
>Betting against the fed
Stocks going down is literally illegal, silly.

>>27266359
idk how much weight i put on "probably", anon. this is my dad's retirement we're talking about, not we young degenerate gamblers. even if you're right it sounds like it'd still be better for him to get out and re-enter cheaper after the correction. i don't want him to get fucked 2008-style this late in the game, understand?

so what do i tell him to move his shit into? or will the financial advisor know this information and i can just rely on that? i dont want him to get screwed.

>>27265684
Well shit. Doesn't that mean you're fucked with SLV then or?

>>27266459
jej

memes aside who is actually pumping GME? other wall street guys? russian/chinese billionaires?

>>27266684
I can't help you there then sorry
>t. not a bigbrain

>>27264529
Where is the smog?

>>27266349
Big if true

>>27266790
most likely a combination of all three

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3vql6yLS4o

22k live viewers. thats super high this thing still has momentum

>>27266458
there are hedgies and billionaires long side too massively. it's not retail it's hedge fund war too. also shorters may have leveraged long positions too same time

This thread is going to the trashcan kek but fucking tards still trying to shill their shit tokens. WTF wrong with you? I don’t want to take part in your fake 1000% income systems. I have poolz finance and that’s enough for my portfolio. They have NFT - and you still wait for mining lmao

>>27266329
I'm in bongland and I pay about £1.30 after my commission-free trades have been used up, yeah. Keep in mind, you'd be better served just checking out Revolut's blog than relying on my answers. For all you know, I could be a total retard. In fact, you should suspect that. I'm posting on /biz/ and I've got a stupid amount in gamestop stock.
>>27266355
I heard pumping one of those silver things, PSLV or SLV was a trick by citadel because they own a shitload of shares in that. Feel free to try to profit off it, but you might drop into the red.

>>27264607
Took my wins from AMC, put everything into NOK. I think NOK is the better long term investment. Bought at 4.90 selling around 20-25.

>>27266684
Fuck your dad dude. A lot of people have money riding on this. Stop watching the fear porn on the news and fucking relax

https://www.imf.org/en/live

Jan 27th video. Very informative.

So Melvin capitol has apparently been shorting the shit out of AMD? These hedgies have cost me a pile of money. fuck.

>>27266790
Hedge funds and professional daytrading groups and firms. Probably quants too.

>>27266957
It is, but if the market tumbles you would've had a better entry point.

>>27266349
Fuck, dude. RobinJew have the majority of my holdings. I was going to hold my nose and keep my shit there to avoid all the hassle of realized gains. I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.

>check bb
>remember the anon who yoloed his dads retirement on it
You still here?

Faceberg normalfags talking about getting into "STONKS". Rugpull is coming soon.

>>27266957
Fucking gold is better investment than NOK.

>>27266956
alright thanks bro, also revolut strocks open at normal nasdaq time?

>>27266684
Have him ask his advisor about treasury bonds and emerging markets anon. We're going to see a dip but not a disaster most likely

Hi.

>>27266790
This is like those nature videos where one chimp starts beating the shit out of another chimp for no reason and all the other chimps just kind of join in and start bashing and eating the poor victim chimp out of herd mentality.

Is it even possible to make money on the SPY?

>>27267139
Implying those 4 figure normie accounts will move the market at all.

>>27266349

THATS IT!
im selling tomorrow

>>27266327
does anyone have the one with the Karp pepe dabbing in front of the border?

I just shid and farded is this bullish for GME?

>>27267195
Did you not see dark pool anons spreadsheet?

>>27267256
She is hot .

If you're seriously considering buying sqqq, don't. Stocks go up. Everything is opening up

>>27267263
Buy and hold. :)

>>27267296
Do you have it. I must have missed him last night

>>27265543
Where tf is this image from?

>>27267065
Dude, the Robinhood 50 list was basically a criminal confession. Here's (at least) 50 stocks we've been doing highly illegal shit with for quite awhile so we're halting trading on them so you don't catch us with our pants down again.

There are literally two China shills and a janitor who enables them. Every single communist OP maker is the same dude. All his filenames are "X00" format. He bakes threads 100 posts early and the jannies delete any other thread about stocks. Fuck Communism, fuck janitors, fuck niggers, and fuck the BABA shill.

>>27267346
Wasn't posted last night. it was like thursday night

>>27267373
My room.

>>27267256
If you're weekly update anon... have a peek at tinny's portfolio after all-in AMC calls

>>27267194
how restricted are 401k's? can he move stuff around as often as he wants or do things take time? basically i'd tell him to just go cash gang at this point and wait this out but im pretty sure you cant do that with a 401k or you get fucked with fees and taxes and shit, so im looking for what the near-equivalent of that would be. i assumed bonds.

if there's a "correction" and things bottom out after this all settles, i'd tell him to just buy back into the market again at a cheaper price. but right now who fucking knows what's going to happen this week. whether we win or the jews win it's going to be an extreme swing one way or the other. too many people around the world emotionally and financially invested in this now, too much publicity. SOMETHING big will happen.

>>27267387
buy.. chinese stocks??

>>27267295
Poop! :D

>>27264828
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOoo?

>>27267330
>she

>>27267196
Yes. Trading on Revolut starts at normal nasdaq time. Also I'd recommend watching the yahoo finance graph for GME online a few hours beforehand to see what the premarket is doing. It starts four hours before Revolut's trading opens, but you don't really need to watch the whole thing, just the last while of it.
Hope your gains are good, my man!

guys, be real with me. is TSM actually a risky play because of the mainland chink bugs? the USA would never allow TSMC to fall into bug hands, right?

>>27267346
I only have this one put he posted a second with a whole page of NOK calls. It should be in the archive.

>>27267463
Oh fuck!

>>27265867
Saw something saying miners are good, but they're not going to give you the surge getting into pure silver would. Also bear in mind, not all miners have great hauls in the first place. So yeah, keep miners in mind as an ancillary but def not primary investment into silver.

t. Bought 10 oz at $29 years ago and have been waiting for this moment what feels like all my life.

>>27267570
>>27267570
>>27267570
I will keep thread splitting until the janitor stops trying to force communist threads.

>>27267607
thanks bro, you too.
farewell

>>27267648
you were safe with Trump as president. but that's not the case anymore with Beijing Biden. sorry, bud.

>>27267296
>>27267665
>implying dark poolers can't be retarded.
I mean
>NKLA call
>BBBY $40 call
evidence enough.

>>27265543
>>27267436
I am wondering if the source could be pornographic material

>>27267676
take your mental illness somewhere else freak

>>27267672
I agree I have 44oz physical and some silver etfs along with miners i've been bullish on silver for a while

>>27267493
I understand your worry anon, but making decisions when emotional will be worse for you and your father the long run. You can move stuff around in your 401k. Cashing out is terrible and taking that tax loss would be worse than making sound financial decisions. Have him talk to his advisor first thing in the morning.

Come on out my swans come and reap the harvest.

>>27267387
>There are literally two China shills
I shill some China stocks and post Chinese economic development
>Every single communist OP maker is the same dude
No someone else occasionally makes them
>He bakes threads 100 posts early
I've never baked early and have never tried to thread split
>Fuck Communism
China isn't communist. Again
>https://am.jpmorgan.com/sg/en/asset-management/institutional/insights/portfolio-insights/equity/understanding-the-opportunity-in-chinese-equities/

>>27266571
Not happening. If anything precious metals and bitcoin will be outlawed. Fucking delusional newfag, jews always win.

>>27267672
wow 10z? moneybags over here lmao

>>27267531
Lol, nice one. How do I upload images?

>>27267109
not that guy but im currently holding the bb bag
ill probably get out tomorrow and take the loss as my other wins more than make up for it

>>27267139
Has the kind of language normalfags have started to use really bother anyone else?
>stonks
>hodl
etc
It's like they have to use dumbass babyspeak to posture the idea they have no clue what they're doing

>>27264750
>Bear

>chinks AND boomer rock faggots invading
Fuck jannies

>>27267822
It's just like going through an /smg/ thread!

If you had $4k do you gamble in GME or AMC tomorrow? AMC has more potential, but if "they" delay that potential than there'd be opportunity to get in on GME and then AMC a few days later.

>>27264954
Cool, I bought 50 shares of AGQ on Friday

My schizo theory.

Buy CCC and hold that shit

>>27267463
Justed

>>27267665
If you bough those BBBY Calls and sold on the 27th you'd be up 2x 3x

I know cause I did the same but lost it all on the 28th to unforeseen forces

>>27267860
i just said i know he can't cash out i just want something that's the equivalent of that. basically something that isn't going to really move at all. he was wondering about moving into metals but i know even those dumped during the covid crisis so im not sure that's a particularly good idea.

i figured bonds would be the closest thing to "something that won't do shit but also you won't get penalized in your 401k", am i right? i figure this GME/AMC situation will take a month max to resolve, probably just a week or two. then he can move back into his normal portfolio again, probably at a discount.

>>27266460
from the first movie

>>27265543
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin

Sorry about your suicide, anon
The good die young or so they say...
Not your case tho

>>27267822
>>27268089

>>27264624
YEAH

>>27266349
>oy vey we might go bankrupt!
>your money could be gone in the blink of an eye!
>don't worry, if you sell now your money will be safe!
>especially you dirty gme hodlers, think about the other clients!
Its a risk I'm willing to take, cryptojew.

>>27267904
Ehh, would've been more but then I discarded getting into boomer rocks altogether after the subsequent crash and shifted over to crypto.

>>27264607
MOMO is what value chads are buying. It unironically can’t go tits up

>>27267979
Jannies actively make /smg/ worse and always have. They are literally worse than redditors. Fuck them, fuck niggers, fuck kikes, and fuck communists.

>>27268032
Nobody here is worth listening to, don't bother.

>>27265212
Why would you use an exchange that makes you pay for trades?

>>27267940
Yeah I'm holding 1k shares too. Got in at around $7 but I wonder if there's a possibility of it going up again next week when most normies have their new brokers and so on. Is it really over yet?

>>27268050
Yeah, I bought a shitton of PHAG. I didn1t expect the boomers/GenX to raid the silver stores over the weekend tho. The meme factor is real.

>>27264624
I finally looked this song up from your posting lol, not at all what I thought it was going to sound like

Rate my portfolio
90%
MSFT
AMZN
AMD

10%
SQQQ

>>27268052
What the fuck is this some Rothschild shit? Founded 1864 but IPO'd in 2018. The description is vague as hell too.
> It helps clients to reduce the time from new ideas to life changing innovations.
Going all in on the next sell off.

>>27264607
UDN CALLS

>>27268245
Do you have another option? I'm Canadian and would need something that works in Canada. I have a friend that does trades too through TD Bank and the fees are around the same.

>>27264624
based push it bro

>>27265803
>emerging markets
>it's 100% china
hmm...

>>27268089
>I know cause I did the same but lost it all on the 28th to unforeseen forces

If usa comes down china comes with it. If not, it has no place beside it. Simple as. Clueless shills who gargle on subtle ccp propaganda without even realizing it are silly. China has a multitude of its own problems, corruption is even more prominent, growth is coming to a halt. I dont have that much against china, still better than modern US, but let's face it, it's not going to be the dominant power in out lifetime.

>>27267665
>wkhs and ride calls
oh baby

>>27268289
This is a good one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMCbJB4yNXo

>>27268324
Some hidden shit I found a year ago AND I NEVER FUCKING BOUGHT UNTIL NOW because I was a total fucking retard and forgot about it

>>27268227
it's time to come home white man the theme of 2022 is the year of the schiff prophecy

>>27268396
i remember this

>>27268384
>>>27268052
what

>>27268240
way better input here than r*ddit.

>>27268052
>>27268324
>>27268415
the most perfect bart formation of all time

>>27264529
Will the gamma squeeze happen tomorrow in before hours or after the market opens?

>>27268333
ibkr and questrade are the only viable ones in cucknada. wst is free but unusable and outrageously expensive for us stocks.

>>27268503
GI Joe

What does biz think about CNNWF?

Just filtered the word china
had enough from these schizos freaking out

3 more hours bros the anxiety is killing me please just end my life

YOU PUSH IT

>>27267665
those Nok calls lol

>>27268324
>Founded 1864
>Headquartered in London

Oh fuck yea, this is some old money, Black Nobility slush fund shit. That description is pure fucking word salad. Christ knows what goes on there.

>>27264529
Microsoft performed well but their stock is down. Are they undervalued and should we buy?

>>27268513
Do you remember what kind of ID you used for IBKR? For some reason they've rejected both a passport and a notarized passport. I'm just waiting on a response from them on Monday

>>27268270
the only thing that can save bb is memes otherwise its gonna be on its way back to 7 at least for a little while
theres still upside for bb i think but im not gonna stay tied up in it to find out

>>27268222
If you have stocks in other brokers then you should be fine. Robinhood is under fire as a scapegoat to divert the attention away from hedgies on top of being sued, massive exodus and the GME short squeeze. If they close then your stocks don't mean shit there and you may have to wait until months before they may return what they owe because RH is running out of shekels for shooting themselves in the foot. If you want to take that risk or you may not even have a choice then it's on you but for those who aren't hodling should join the exodus before it's too late. Either transfer and eat $75 or sellout and eat taxes. I'm switching to another broker because fuck Rabbihood.

>>27264965
stocks go up like this all the time on cryptofags, doomers and the financially illiterate

>>27268599
CHYNA

>>27268513
Doesn't Questrade make you pay for trades as well? Same with most other Canadian bank services, all banks around $10. WST is the only free one I know of, but real slow.

>>27267463
that can't be real

this is the JUST of the decade. Missing out on the GME pump by days was bad enough

V to $212 by Wednesday

i bought NOK

>>27268708
Damn it, only cryptofags, dormers and the financially illiterate think otherwise*

>>27268705
what does RH going bankrupt mean for the GME/AMC short squeezes though?

>>27266349
>using robinhood

Everyone should know dave portnoys postion. He's in on GME, AMC, and NOK. Normies will love how cheap NOK is and will be buying once they're released from their cucked cages.

>>27267463
IS he finally gonna an hero?

PPBT

BA
GE

>>27268360
Who is though?
Europe is a continent of limp-wristed children cuckolding themselves to death
America is fat boomers and consumerist mutts, in the middle of brain drain and culture death
South America is just endless despair and keeping themselves down
Japan is the hikkomori of world powers
Pajeets? Africa?

>>27268705
I’m sweating fucking bullets waitng for my cash to “settle” on feb 2nd so I can transfer back. Then I plan on going with fidelity.

>>27267065
Yes. This will not go well with /biz/ and wsb's original userbase. These niggers are shorting one of the most liked stocks by these communities and they are loaded up with GME's profits. This will end badly for them. I got $600 leveraged 5 position opened @91.86 and will open another $800 leveraged 5 position @79.80. I can cover without issues. I keep opening positions all the way down to $60s if they keep this up. The more they short it the more violent the swing upwards will be and the more fucked they will be.

>>27267463
did they expire? or does he still have a chance this week if AMC moons?

>>27268865
i did too. when it was nearly peaking too. one of my biggest mistakes in this so far.

is now a decent time to dump some money into airlines? thinking a 1 year long

>>27268032
>>27268497
I wouldn't gamble on either of them anon. But AMC is probably better if you want to do that
>way better input here than r*ddit.
Just ignore him and his chimpout

>>27268865
weird way to spell BFARF

>>27264529
OP /biz is a sentinel board. Fuck off with your poo.

>>27268605
till wat

>>27268513
>>27268737
I don't mind paying if the rates aren't outrageous. I'd rather have up front fees than hidden ones. I'm also looking for long term trading, so I'd hold onto stocks for months or likely years.

>>27268415
I just checked out the management and board members. CEO is extremely experienced. This looks like some British Deep State shit. Will go nicely along with my TLS. Go all in Deep State companies. Corporate Dystopia is THE play for the next 10 years. Thanks anon for pointing this one out.

>>27268757
Another fine anon shared Tinny's portfolio performance

>>27268865
we'll make it in the long run, bro. maybe we'll even get lucky and it'll moon at least once in sympathy with the rest of the memes.
>t. i have 4k shares at $5

>>27264607
HCMC baby
LITERALLY going to 6 dollars EOY

LITERALLY 750000% return if you get in right now.

>>27267065
>>27268918
The thing with AMD is there is a heavy supply constraint on shit they need to make their GPU.

>>27267095
Yup, thank all these stupid fucking GME n00bz that destroyed the app and then cry about it as if they know what the fuck they are doing. Everyone is Warren Buffett in a week apparently.

My robinhood line is glitched because of fucking DOGE
Am I the only one?

>>27268813
Fuck earnings. Cocksuckers have been fucking us in the ass since Q2/Q3 earnings with surpassing results leading to sell-off. To not be a retard and play this game. I remember more than 90% picks were on-spot and I barely managed to keep my capital and get out without losses.

consider the follwoing
>GME pump does the rounds
>normies hear about ebin redditers making millions with one easy trick
>niggas haven't got money but they want in
>start taking out loans to put into stocks because they only go up
>we get a real fucking bubble
>suddenly original niggas need to pull out to pay off the loans
>prices flatten
>people start pulling out their real money
>prices go down
>niggas don't have the money to pay their debts
>have to pull out everything
>banks can't get a return on their loans
>everything explodes
we're fucked aren't we

GME 25K

>>27268959
He legit sold the bottom because he needed the $680 for bills.

>>27268959
he sold the day before moon mission or something

>>27265140
You do know they hired turbo autist zoomers fresh out of Bachelor of Mathematics Minor Statistics Zoomers straight out of Harvard right?

Still, there seems to be a mania at least once per year. 2017 Tilray was about as good as Gamestop but not actually, Bitcoin was as good or better. Investing Tesla in March 2020 was pretty nutty. So just use this money to find that next opportunity.

>>27265543
That happens to me once in a blue moon when I lose interest or concentration because I think I heard my door open.

>>27268675
I think I used a provincial healthcare card. They're a pain in the ass, but procedure-wise, they're infinitely better than questrade (where you will never ever be able to talk to a human).
Oh well, such is life in canada: eat turds or diarrhea and you better like it.

>>27268871
Shot in the dark but let's say it does happen to be over $400 then they have to transfer a fuckton of money to retailer investors and they might not have enough. They have their earnings on top of $2.5 billion injection but are you sure you think this shit will be 100% covered in the next few weeks? This is not financial advice, it's all speculation because no one fucking knows what will happen until the news hits but the one thing for sure is Robinhood's reputation is shattered and people are leaving, withdrawing their money and moving elsewhere. Tbh I hope I am completely wrong but I need to gtfo asap.

>>27269071
Doesn't change fundamentals, fren. AMD is not worth $85. Even conservative targets would put it above $95. Many commercial banks, hedge funds and analystics are upping it to $120.

>>27268871
>what does RH going bankrupt mean for the GME/AMC short squeezes though
It means your “HOLD THE LINE” memes become a rush to the fire exit

>>27268737
There is no free trading outside USA, basically. There are some free trade services elsewhere, like wst, or freetrade, but they hardly count: they're outrageously restricted and usually have hidden limitations and fees, like how wst charges 1.5% each way on us stocks and greatly limits stocks available to trade.

>>27268032
Can this stupid AMC meme fucking die already? The pump already happened, they diluted the stock to let shorts cover by issuing more shares, the legions needed to boost it are all tied up with GME, and it has no long term prospects.

Anyone shills GME is a retard or a bagholder hoping to dump their garbage because they bought at the peak. Don't fall for it the AMC train has come and gone.

>>27266349
So... if I'm not using robinhood, this will mean that there will be less competition for buyers when the squeeze hits?

>>27269160
Tinny's pain never gets old

>>27268468
>>27268503
>>27269055
No problem bros. Let's enjoy this ride

>>27269054
whos tinny and what is going on there

>>27268333
IBKR has a minimum $1 fee per order, maxing out at 1% per trade, questrade has a minimum fee of $4.95, maxing out at $10, regardless of volume. Either are head and shoulders above wealthsimple, banks have a tendency to be expensive, for everything.

How do I stop losing my shirt everytime I start making money? Please respond.

>>27269036
>futures

>>27269102
Relax shill, this doesn't mean i'm attacking my fellow based GME lads.

FUCK HEDGIES AND FUCK JANNIES.

>>27269232
I feel like with RH I am in a Ponzi because there so many crazy things going on so I never have the time to switch, can't miss out on silver miners and who knows what else these kids come up with. I will if things calm down.

>>27269131
normies are stupid, but i don't think they're THAT stupid

>>27269376
whats a tin knee?

>>27269337
>>27269160
what the dumb nigger gets for kpop stanning

this is my 1-2 year investment pls tell me its ok

>>27268909
No one. There is no need for a global bull. It's business back to usual for humanity. Unless someone does some science breakthrough that propels them decades ahead of everyone else either in energy sector or in military, we will be just fine with out favorite pastime - squabbling around like a bunch of retards.

>>27269243
And I agree, which is why I'm waiting for it to dip a bit more. Money is just being played elsewhere.

>>27269398
stop caring. its JUST money, youre investing only money youre willing to lose right anon?

>>27269046
Fair. I'm a poorfag student and conversion rates are already garbage, so I'd rather avoid where possible and might just take WST's cuckholdry instead.
>>27269313
Yeah, WST doesn't have a lot of stocks I've seen mentioned. Looked them up out of curiosity but none available.
>>27269381
Isn't IBKR questionable because they restricted trading on $GME as well?

>>27269376
>who is tinny

>>27269398
Pull
Profits
Anon

>>27269354
I think I'm going to set my initial limit buy for $27 and if it goes below $22 just back the fucking truck up.

>>27269055
PLTR, CCC, CLSK, SPCE, TSLA (maybe), what other Deep State companies?

>>27269505

>>27269530
Of course, but it feels like this is the problem: everytime I win, I see another "good opportunities" but it's not actually a good opportunity. It's just the high from the previous win.

>>27269403
Easy prediction
>Red
>VIX up
there I saved you a few hours of stress anon

>>27269445
I feel the same way so I understand why people who are holding would mean if they sell it'll be a waste. I'm not a hodlfag but I do have other plans but personally I think it's time for me to move on from RH especially when bankruptcy is a possibility and they killed all their customer base's faith.

>>27269376
an obnoxious faggot who ruins the general with ugly mutilated gooks and schizo rambling and who sucked off a nigger trannie off of /soc/

>>27269316
Whatever you say Chaim. For the 13000th time, no, you cannot circumsize your next baby with my shares

Could someone give me the sneedful gambit rundown?

>>27269611
Female!

>>27269637
PI
RTX

>>27269611
Thats a dude

>>27269376
Kpopfag.

>>27269055
Someone needs to start a Deep State ETF. The meme value alone would send it stratospheric.

Oh, also BYND, because you're going to eat the fucking bugs, prole. CCNC, that climate change stock.

Euro here who wants to go in on some meme-stocks in the current hypetrain. Fully aware I might lose up to all that I invest. What broker can I use that I sign up tonight and buy about €700 euro of stock when the markets open tomorrow? Robinhood has proven to be scum, and in the broker pastebin in OP it says Degire is the 2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, but not what the first is or whatever.

How does shorting actually push down an asset price or even hurt a company? Isn't it just betting on the price falling? If the stock is good and people buy it, it will go up, with or without the stock being shorted, am I wong?

>>27269160
i love this.

>>27267095
haha dumb goy. Should have gotten a real broker instead of an app for retards. Enjoy not seeing your money again for a long time, if ever.

>>27269645
You trade to much. It’s okay to sit on profits anon.

>>27269579
>Fair. I'm a poorfag student and conversion rates are already garbage, so I'd rather avoid where possible and might just take WST's cuckholdry instead.

Is that wstmarkets.com ? I suppose if I'm not day trading and holding stocks for long periods of time, a slow interface isn't an issue.

If it becomes an issue, how difficult is it to migrate to Qtrade or someone else?

>>27269637
social media definitely but I think a disruptor will come out in the next couple years and Twitter and Kikebook will either change or get stomped. Twitter before Kikebook. Zuckerburg is 200 IQ kike so he can probably evolve the company but Jack is a druggie moron.

>>27269688
s i r

What is SNEEDFULgambit ,, U ask ?
1. Sir, First U Find optionable stock (like AMC) with high IV and kindly buy a multiples of 100 shares
2. Next U sell covered calls Sir, U know what that is sir, u sell a call where last trade may be from $4.5-$4.6 Sir
3. With that Premium U buy more multiples of 100 the same stock
4. Kindly sell another covered calls on those shares Sir,,,,
5. Then U repeat until U cannot buy 100 more shares with premiums Sir,
6. kindly get assigned or hold and repeat SNEEDFULgambit as many times as U can
congratulations its free money,

>>27268333
Wealthsimple app if you're just starting out and/or have limited finances. There's some notable limitations but it's a good starter. TD is fucking shit and takes a chunk out of your ass every time you buy and sell, so unless you don't care about losing 30+ bucks per trade or only make one or two moves a month stay the fuck away from those cock pirates.

>>27269648
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK IT IM SELLING IF WE BREACH THE 50MA

>>27269764
t's too late you missed out. Kys

>>27269398
Making gains is in and of itself a gains goblin because your brain doesn't consider it "earned" money so you take on riskier and riskier plays because "it doesn't matter if I lose it as long as I can get back to my principal amount" and your portfolio looks like a shitcoin with 1000% volatility and you make 0.05% gains in a year when VTI went up 20%.

>>27269802
>how does dumping a stock hurt its price?

>>27269579
As a questrade user, I'm not switching to ibkr out of principle, even if they're the better platform. Unless you're a daytrader, questrade is more than enough for what you need, I haven't found a single US ticker that smg or wsb posted that isn't tradable on their platform.

>>27269725

>>27269703
Does PI do anything that ZBRA doesn't already do?

I honestly just want to quit my job and day trade but I don’t have enough capital yet.

I hope GME changes this.

Tired of working with fucking retards.

>>27269637
>Deep State companies?
https://www.iqt.org/
Go here for CIA investments

>>27269160
Why didn’t he buy 6000 GME shares instead?

baked
>>27270036
>>27270036
>>27270036

>>27269858
I don't trade that much, this is total equity, i.e. this includes the fluctuation of the price of owned stocks.

>>27269875
I did this with NAK. It's pretty based.

>>27269868
Nah, I just meant Wealthsimple Trade. WS is probably the better abbreviation, my bad.
>>27269938
I see. By out of principle, do you just mean being (rightfully) concerned over the restrictions IBKR has shown themselves willing to put in place, or something else? I was using WS, and started opening a Questrade account, but looking at all this, I may end up trying IBKR instead, just because the fees are lower.

>>27268909
>Who is though?

The same people who are already in charge: the cabal of loosely aligned rootless billionaires and trillionaires who basically run every country. There's no such thing as nations anymore, we are all simply economic zones under the sway of various financially elite robber barons who are only concerned about economic exploitation. The concept of a super power is anarchistic as the concept of a colonial empire.

Globalism has already happened. The elites have already destroyed our nations and melded them together.

>>27269802
shorters sell imediatly at hopes to buy later when price goes down. that initial sell drives price down

>>27270013
>deepgram

>>27269802
Shorting alone doesn't push the asset down in price, its everything else that is associated with directed institutional shorting that causes so much chaos. Read more here, if your smoothbrain can handle it.
http://counterfeitingstock.com/CS2.0/CounterfeitingStock.html

>>27269802
you are wrong in theory (cause shorting is preemptive selling of a stock, and selling does lower the price) but correct in practice

>>27269507
it's fine but you could probably make more in one night by buying GS2C before close and sell it at the top in the morning.

>>27270144
Different anon, I also use Questrade and was considering switching to IB before this, not now after watching that fucking cunt of a ceo talk about fucking over his customers. I thought Questrade was kind of mediocre before now, but they at least didn't fuck us like some brokers.

>>27267665
4k twitter calls? Why? Nobody will go back to that shitheap without trump

>>27270144
>Nah, I just meant Wealthsimple Trade. WS is probably the better abbreviation, my bad.

Thanks Anon.

>>27269884
>TD is fucking shit and takes a chunk out of your ass every time you buy and sell, so unless you don't care about losing 30+ bucks per trade or only make one or two moves a month stay the fuck away from those cock pirates

Yeah, not my money and he doesn't seem to mind. I'll try WealthSimple and go from there. Thanks.

>>27267493
It's clear from what you've written that neither you nor your father are knowledgeable enough to make a good move in this situation, you niggers need to hold, and have your dad temporarily up his contributions if there is a dip

>>27269875
What if the stock tumbles tho?

I heard SLV squeeze is a Melvin shill in disguise anon be careful

>>27269937
>>27270281
>>27270548
well if it is not an actual shit-tier company people will buy the dips (but then again people are brainlets and big boys can lend shittons of shares, ok)
>>27270316
yes thats what I guess, there is more to it. it is not only the short position but also the fud and lies spread by institutions and media plus (market) manipulation around it.

>>27269923
This is something 90% of the people here don't understand. Cost basis means nothing. The price you went in means nothing.
Every day you are holding a stock you are basically buying it. If you wouldn't buy it, don't hold it.
Also if you WOULD buy it (e.g. it dipped a ton and has potential), hold it.

Looking at "principal" is only good for evaluating past strategies.

>>27270316
t.retard refugee

>>27269511
>squabbling around like a bunch of retards
Some people here will think I am shitposting but this is my dream.
Calle me a hippie, call me a retard but I just want some peace after we're done with the economic circus. It's been fun in a way but I want it to end.

>>27271225
Most based post ITT and none of the people who need to see it will see it.

>>27270144
>I see. By out of principle, do you just mean being (rightfully) concerned over the restrictions IBKR has shown themselves willing to put in place,
Yes, but I'm not naive enough to think that questrade wouldn't have done the same thing if they were involved in this jewish shit pile.
Also IBKR has a pretty strict inactivity guidelines and fees associated with them. So just make sure you make the minimum amount of trades. Look it up on their site for clarification.

>>27267263
yeah, 3 DTE credit spreads

>>27271225
t.basedDaveRamsey

>>27267665
How does he get this information? Does he watch trades that aren't listed on any exchange?