/biz/ - Business & Finance

Howdy /Biz/ Let me just tell you all a little story. I was casually browsing /pol/ when I saw a thread that caught my interest. In it, OP claims to have seen a post from reddit, claiming that the hedgies had been making counterfeit shares, through some manner of advanced talmudic sorcery. You can see the full post here >https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l97ykd/the_real_reason_wall_street_is_terrified_of_the/
Now, I went and decided to check this out, and boy oh boy is it a doozy.

It feels like this is the missing piece of the puzzle that connects the robin hood scandals and other shenanigans all together
Let's say, hypothetically, this is correct and see how well it 'fits' with the other 'pieces'
1. I've seen dozens of posts, from /pol/ to /biz/ to WSB to Twitter, to Facebook, stating some kind of shenanigans in 'finding' their shares of GME. While it could simply be incompetence, those shares being counterfeit, and not truly existing at all, could be the reason.
2. Robinhood stopping people from buying GME. While the simplest answer is their greedy jews working to protect themselves/their ultra-jew masters, one must consider that to a jew, NOTHING is simple. Every action must be multipurpose. By Solving X you also fix Y and Z. it's how jews think, how they operate. Knowing this, we can treat their ban on buys as an admission of guilt to their knowledge that the shares are fake. They didn't just ban buys to protect themselves, but to 'protect' us (and in doing so, doubly protecting themselves).
3. remember their excuses for halting? Volatility problems. Do you know what's VOLATILE AS FUCK? SELLING PEOPLE SHIT THAT DOESN'T EXIST! Especially when they try to sell it back after prices rise to make some cash. They can't tell the counterfeit shares from the real ones, so they MUST HALT THE STOCK TO FIGURE OUT WHICH IS WHICH.