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>>27252605
Get Fucked.

>>27252605
Sorry Milton I'm taking your lambo

>>27252605
LOL NOT SELLING
LMAO

>>27252605
>I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive. What has taken place in the past couple of weeks is the most shameful display of unethical strategy I have ever seen. Make no mistake about it, you WILL be punished for this. Every broker has all the information necessary to make the lives of every manipulative GME scammer hell after this year. You have one last out Monday morning. Take it or leave it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>27252605
>YOU BETTER SELL IT TOMORROW AT LOWEST LOW AND THEN BUY SHORTS TO MAKE IT LOWER

Im buying more tomorrow just to fuck with hedgies.

>>27252605
Not fucking selling Melvin

>>27252605
based these manipulators belong in jail. Everyone who held a share of GME last week knew what he was in for and deserves severe punishment

sell gme, buy btc, keep rigging the system, it was inevitable

>>27254205
Anti-semite

What is the lowest dip we expect to see tomorrow?

>>27252605
The soft hands of a Hedgie typed this. Never seen a days hard work, always looking to the retail investor to fix their sinks, mow their lawns, and prepare their food.

Slowly I began to squeeze them.

>>2725260
Fuck you I’m buying more. If you want my GME it’ll cost you a sloppy bj and 10K for a share.

fuck off melvin, come pick up your wife next week

>>27254308
$5.95

A thread died so this shitty pasta could be posted again

>>27254308
It’ll be under $150 by end of the day

>>27252605
Should I buy some more, now, or wait for a dip?

>>27252605
I know this is 99% bait but on the off chance it isn’t, get fucked schlomostein

>>27252605
>I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive
well, all good things come to an end

>>27254298
I just dont like the rich white men at 1%

>>27254298
the only place(s) on reddit that passes

Why did you post this 4 times in a week?

>>27252605
anyone not knowing what a pump and dump is needs to just get a day job. This is going to make thousands of bagholders

>>27252605
ok Moshe

>>27254568
How do you do my fellow white men?

>>27252605
>What has taken place in the past couple of weeks is the most shameful display of unethical strategy I have ever seen.

Seriously, faggot? You've been in the industry for decades and THIS, THIS one short squeeze is the most unethical thing you've ever seen? Nothing the housing crisis, not the dot com bust, not the many recessions and/or depressions that got hidden as recessions, not the Madoff scandal or the countless others just like it that wiped out peoples' savings but this, a few retail traders on a Cantonese Cat Cooking website buying GameStop, that takes the cake for you.

Get fukt, faggot.

>>27252605
>I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive. What has taken place in the past couple of weeks is the most shameful display of unethical strategy I have ever seen. Make no mistake about it, you WILL be punished for this. Every broker has all the information necessary to make the lives of every manipulative GME scammer hell after this year. You have one last out Monday morning. Take it or leave it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Lamest attempt to create copy pasta ever

>>27252605
>I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive. What has taken place in the past couple of weeks is the most shameful display of unethical strategy I have ever seen. Make no mistake about it, you WILL be punished for this. Every broker has all the information necessary to make the lives of every manipulative GME scammer hell after this year. You have one last out Monday morning. Take it or leave it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Pump and dumps only work if there's a dump, and anyone buying into $GME at this point is an activist who isn't expecting to make a profit. Take out your initial principal at most and keep the rest to pry your pound of flesh from Wall Street.

>>27252605
>show up at the door
>get shot

>>27252605
This but unironically

>>27252605
I agree with you. This GME bullshit has flooded the threads, airwaves, net, etc. I'm sick of hearing about it like it's the only thing ever that has gone up so fast. I can't wait to see these GME fags lose everything and become suicidal

>>27252605
How many times have this been quoted ? like 654 times ? ive seen this shit so many times i cant NOT just hold and see whats gonna happen.

>>27252605
So, a bunch of rich Jews became a bunch of poor Jews! No tears shed!

>>27254746
They really are heroes for allowing retailers to steal from the hedgies.

Get fukt retard

>>27252605
to long didn't read. Are you ok Boomer?

Fuck off Melvin

>>27252605
This is actually sophisticated reverse psych fud.

Brokers and traders can't do anything to the people who bought GME, there's nothing wrong or illegal about the sheet squeeze. OP knows that you know that.

Melvin actually wants you to hold past the moon on Monday when the stock price begins to plummet as counter parties sell the stonks Melvin has to sell them for cheap.

>>27252605
OHHHHH HEDGIEEEEEEEEE

>>27252605
NEVER
FUCKING
SELLING
its more like a souvenir

>>27252605
IIITTTSS BAAAACCCK

>>27252605
Get fucked Schekelstein!
Get the Rope Melivin Faggot.

>>27254476
l
l>
l

>>27254298
Look at their noses

>>27252605
Nice try, Melvin.

>>27252605
Fuck off with this copy and paste Melvin you dumb jew! We've all seen this same thread posted 10 times already.

can someone start a bread with this idea!!!

I cant because I live in Melbourne and our ip range is banned.

Here it is...

Guys. seen a few posts like this, but I really feel like we are on to something bigger.

When you want to catch an animal, you find the food they eat and hang around waiting for them to collect. That's the idea behind this.

We know these people create disasters so stocks move up and down. like plane crashes, like pandemics, like wars.

All we have to do is this. we make a list of companies and people that for some reason have made money on these events.

Every time these people shift money to new places, and some are all going for the same stocks we know to ether do the same, and or put out the word of a coming "event" that event should not be hard to guess, like war stocks, or flu shot stocks.

Can a program be made to do that and seem to predict whats coming?

Help.

About to go to sleep, so any help bros.

>>27252605
Do a front flip when you jump

>>27252605
get fucked

>>27252605
Copypasta.
Shill.

Get Fucked.

Could this GME shit actually crash the economy?

>>27252605
YO LIL HEDGIE

>>27254298
It's 2021, if you're not an antisemite, what the fuck are you doing?

>>27254298
That jewess gonna dump dump his broke ass soon.

>>27255402
based

>>27254653
Anyone that cant see brokerages colluding to shut off in flows because demand was too high and that the stock held the 300 level and based their for another leg up is a retard.

What you all need for this week
UVXY calls (profit if the VIX spikes, which it will if the sell off continues, and especially if AMC and GME keep running. VIX is the fear and volatility gauge.
SPXS calls or equity (3x bear S&P, profit if the market tanks)
TZA calls or equity (3x bear S&P small caps, profit as small businesses will likely dump hardest on a market crash)
PSLV equity (profit on a silver run up and squeeze)
GME and AMC

Dont stretch yourselves too thin. The SPY/S&P and most the market looks to be in a shit spot technically. Below the 50ema and the SPY fell out of its upward channel. Theres a megaphone pattern going back several years that if it holds to could drop us nearly 50% down to around 220. And dont think that it cant happen, because (((they))) love the buying opportunities and are far more patient. Hopefully it doesnt fall that far, but be ready if the squeeze continues. Profit both ways and have some dry powder ready. All imo :)

>>27254429
>Anime Picture
Tranny

>>27252605
Im not Selling, hedgie on the ledgie

>>27254746
>short sellers are heroes
I don't even hate short sellers, but when you hold more short positions than actual stock for the company, you're a fucking moron if you don't expect someone to squeeze you.

If the market wasn't a cartelized joke, this would've surprised exactly no one and every hedge fund manager that didn't cover their shorts after $GME broke $50 at 140% short interest would've been rightfully laughed out of the industry.

>>27252605
is it too late to get in on this meme? I got 8000 digeridollaroos in the bank and opened a broker account yesterday.

>>27252605
>You have one last out Monday morning.

>>27255579
wow a non retard very cool

>>27256044
as long as your broker let's you buy

>>27256044

You're not too late to win big or lose everything. Best guess.

>>27252605
quit spamming the board with this pasta shit.
threads die for this crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaKgRe6GuUQ

just...hold...

>>27252605
No way.
Hedgies get wedgies

>>27256044
>is it too late to get in on this meme? I got 8000 digeridollaroos in the bank and opened a broker account yesterday.
Join the silver squeeze. Buy PSLV instead of SLV since the latter is paper silver and won't meaningfully budge in the long term unless the physical market fundamentally changes underneath it in ways that can't be ignored.

>>27252605
Well this just means we gotta buy at the dip!

Question is who the fuck is buying on monday that never got in? Friday was the short expiration, which nothing happened. So next date for shorts is end of February. Hold til end of February if you guys really believe in the squeeze. Meanwhile alarms have gone off for Robinhood exit scam and you're bagholding gamestop at 300$.

>>27255579
Based stonkbro, thx

I'm buying gme until I have a controlling stake in the company then I'm going to force all the cute gamestop girl workers to sex me or lose their job.

>>27252605
>I've been in stocks
>I'm gonna complain about ethics
Do a flip kike

>>27256121
I transferred 50 into my account yesterday as a test, says the money isn't gonna be there till tues 1pm murrica time.

>>27254298
They look like brother and sister

>>27256588
Release more Battletoad games. Piece of shit.

>>27255281
>copy and paste
You newfags are not welcome here

>>27252605
Weakness, fucking HODL LADS

>>27256734
Inbreeding is common within Jewish communities to retain their pure blood.

>>27254298
I'm Jewish and I'm s fucking anti semite now.
Hitler didn't even holocaust. Literally kikes cause almost all the problems that face is day to day.
Zieg 1488

>>27256734
They probably aren't, but chances are they share many common ancestors who were inbreeding with their siblings. Jews are more inbred than Britbongs.

>>27255031
Agreed

nah
I think I'll hold
and you can't do shit about it

>>27252605
>unethical strategy
OP does not work in the stock business lol

>>27257490
You will get what's coming to you, brainwashed traitor.

HODL

>sold 500 shares at 492 ONLY to people who wanted to buy just to help fuck over hedgies
>bought 250 more at 132 from retards cashing out to help hold the line
profiting and shitting in hedgies' cereal is gold boys

>>27252605
Lol fuck off kike

>>27252605
ok Melvin

Listen to me Melvin, and listen up good

I AIN'T
FUCKING
SELLING

Mom, he posted it again!!

Only thing I'm doing tomorrow is buying the dip.

>>27252605
>I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive.
could you recommend the top 5 most antisemitic positions to take?

>>27254764
Wahhhhhh I missed out on the rocket ship wahhhhhhhhhh

>>27252605
the squoze hasn't happened yet
30k is possible like volkswagen stonk in '08

>>27256341

Here's my 2 cents.

The old game is over. What we now have a two sides both expecting titanic gains. Shorters expect a gigantic crash. Longers expect a squeeze. If shorts were covered the sides are about equal.

HOWEVER short interest is currently massive. On the other hand many longers may feel those green numbers of theirs pulling at them. BUT shorters now that if the squeeze happens there's hell to pay for the last man out. Both sides are in a prisoners dilemma (assuming, once again, shorts were really covered)

The long side is running on FOMO and hedges fucking over other hedges. Will it be enough? No fucking clue.

>>27252605
ill hold GME, you hold this 8====D

>>27258668

Sorry about the shitty typos, I'm tired rn

>>27257361
I wish I was Jewish.

>>27252605
suck my fat cock nigger

>>27254568
jews

>>27252605
NO

>>27254298
>white men are evil and should be kicked out of finance because they are the 1% and manipulate markets: 1000000 upboats and other dumb shit
>they're not white, check early life: dozens of essays saying how you're racist before getting banned

curious isn't it

>>27254298

JEWSHILLZ

>>27252605
>I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive.
>posting on /biz/

>>27252605
fuck off melvin

>>27252605
do you have a big wiener

>>27252605
not this time, nigger
i cant find THE SELL BUTTTTTON

>>27252605
Just bought 10 more shares because you posted this. Holding.

>>27252605
>I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive. What has taken place in the past couple of weeks is the most shameful display of unethical strategy I have ever seen. Make no mistake about it, you WILL be punished for this. Every broker has all the information necessary to make the lives of every manipulative GME scammer hell after this year. You have one last out Monday morning. Take it or leave it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>27252605
Ok listen Melvin.
I'll sell you my share, for let's say cheap 20 Million €
Also: https://vocaroo.com/1aJjOeoq6TFa