/biz/ - Business & Finance

shut up Melvin lol it's obvious it's both
the FUD only makes my Diamond dick harder

>>27246601
i'm doing it purely for the money

fuck reddit desu

>>27246849
enjoy your bags newfag

>>27246601
It's kind of funny how redditors out to "fuck the hedgefunds" made probably 10 hedgefunds far richer

>>27246887
this. /biz/raelis don't give a shit about faggot politics. let's get rich while the rest of the world burns.

>>27246601
im doing it for the money
and for the acceleration
and if some hedgies jump that just makes it funnier

I'm in for the money and make kikes bleed.
>inb4 B-B-BUT THIS IS A KIKE VS KIKES CIVIL WAR
don't care, as long as some kikes suffer.

The face of /pol/tards.

>>27246601
i want redditors to die

I’m fighting institutional racism

>>27246601
Stay mad Shlomo. We're all going down together. This is the future you chose.

>>27247631
Gotta take out those jewsish supremacists

Anyone have a reasonable estimate for what kinda dip we can hope for on Monday? I desperately want to buy more as cheap as possible.

is about being part of history
is about being the wolf pack of wall street
is about our dreams,our hopes,our anger in action
WE WILL WIN
DIAMOND HANDS
HOLD
RESIST

>>27247773
nobody has reasonable estimates for any of this shit because it almost never happens

>board is usually filled with PnD Crypto schemes
>now filled witj fear mongering anti-gme posts
Really makes you think

>>27246601
Damn Herr Schiller, you really are busy today.

I am in it for the money. I'm in it for the 10.000$ per second interest that faggot hedgies are paying for their shorts. And for them liquidating their longs so I can buy the dip of actual value stock.

But alright, since it matters so much to me, I'll sell you my stocks. It'll be 500. Not dollars. 500 hedgie suicides per stock :^)

>having a greater purpose than money for one of your many trades is somehow "soijak"
we see you, schlomo.

>>27248063
>DUDE I BOUGHT THIS STOCK TO TOTALLY OWN THE JEWS
>SO WHAT IF I MADE A BUNCH OF LONG HEDGE FUNDS RICH

>>27248200
those hedgefunds are merely recouping a small amount of the (((their))) astronomical losses, retard.

I'm in it to watch hedgies jump off skyscrapers. Not selling until then.

>>27247122

>>27248502
You literally don't understand the difference between long and short, don't fucking respond to my posts 80 IQ retard

you are so fucking monumentally stupid that you are unable to comprehend that there are hedgefunds long on GME right now. You are a moron.

>>27248502
not all hedgefunds are the same and not every hedge fund was short on gamestop, lol. You guys are delusional if you dont think this whole "movement" has been controlled like a marionet doll. You guys got played, and now next week you're gonna be left holding the bag

>>27247009
for real those fluctuations are so fucking juicy lmao new HFs will probably be started up with capital solely from swing trading

>>27246887
this. Anything else is /pol/reddit.

>>27248629
Yeah, this really opens my eyes to how fucking stupid and cattle-like normies are.

They can so easily be baited into doing someone's bidding if you just tell them you're going to "stick to the to man"

>>27248200
Hedgies are gonna be hunted in the streets and on their private islands if they try to cheat their way out of this mess. Regardless of WHICH fund they represent. They had their chance to clean up their act after the last crash but choose to continue fucking the productive part of society in the ass. Now they pay EVERYTHING they have or get put to eternal sleep.

>>27248824
>the day of the rope is coming soon, just you wait!
shut the fuck up faggot /pol/ddit larper and hang yourself

>>27248920
Scared huh?

>>27246601
I hope Biden tells Yellen to ban crypto so all the /biz/tards lose their monopoly money. Or the cucks on reddit crash the economy, whichever comes first.

>>27248994
why would i be scared

im not a dumb faggot /pol/ reddit larper nor am i a "hedgie", just someone who knows faggot loser normie larpers like yourself

GO THE FUCK BACK
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

>IT IS OCCUPY WALL ST 2.0

>>27249056
No, you're just a faggot. Kill yourself lmao

>>27249056
I was here before you even heard of 4chan you easily provoked brainlet newfag. Go back to your safe places on plebbit/tumblr

>HELLO EVEROYONE
>I AM FARMER FROM IOWA
>PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS SHORT SQUIRT

>>27249148
>>27249224
t. /pol/ who bought in at 200+

>>27249082
>occupy wallstreet but this time we are occupying their financials
>CNBC:SELL QUICK YOUVE ALREADY WON TAKE YOUR PROFITS BIG BUISNESS IS DEFEATED YOU DID IT SELLLLL
yeah I think they are alittle worried

>>27246601
>basedjack
its like you're trying to generate negative sentiment on purpo- oh

>>27249285
You're still a massive faggot though.

>>27249540
You really did buy in at $200 ahahahahaha
hope you got a stop loss retard

>>27249285
I bought in at 300 and won't sell ever. I hope it hurts your little feelings knowing that some people just don't care about money in certain cases. I just want to buy more as cheap as possible to make as much damage as possible. Fuck profit and fuck hedgies.

>THIS IS IT
>AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE
>GRIFFINDOR,SLYTHERIN,HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW - UNITE
>ROGUE SQUADRON, STANDING BY
>THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN WE ARE PART OF A MOVEMENT, SOMETHING BIGGER THAN OURSELVES, THIS IS THE MOMENT WE TAKE BACK POWER AND FIGHT AGAINST WHITE SUPREMACY AND INSTITUTIONAL RACISM ON WALLSTREET!
>ITS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY ITS ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE LIKE THE JOKER
>WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER NEVER SELLING DIAMOND HANDS FOR MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

If silver is shorted every bank will fail, America will be destroyed. Banks will be out trillions and this will impact everyone.

>>27249596
The fuck are you rambling about?
I said you're a faggot by the fact you're acting like a total complete sperg and a faggot.
Honestly kill yourself is the only way you can fix this issue.

>>27249715
Ok that was extreme cringe, I admit that. Still not selling my gme. And I don't even like the stock.

>WE'RE DOING THIS TO SAVE A BASED COMPANY FROM THE EVIL SHORTERS
>I NEED SOMEWHERE TO BUY MY FUNCOS RETAIL

>>27249627
Anon.... the whole point of trading stocks is to MAKE money
I seriously hope you're not this deluded

Seethe Melvin, not selling my shares, not even for 5 billion each
:full_moon_with_face: :full_moon: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :open_hands: :open_hands: :open_hands: :open_hands: :open_hands: :open_hands: :open_hands: :open_hands:

>>27249627
>I'm going to cause as much damage by buying an overpriced stock at the top of a reddit normie meme bubble and losing my money. I will even mortgage my house to cause as much damage as possible

>>27250046
I know. But I have other means of making money. Trading stocks is something I got into just to fuck with sociopaths. I'm just investing what I can afford to lose cause I intend to lose. I don't expect you to understand but it's like paying for karma, I win by losing.

It's kinda funny, on Monday-Tuesday when somebody said "I bought in, I don't care about profit, I just want to fuck kikes" they were all told based. But now everyone on reddit is saying it (sans kikes) so it's cringe

>>27250355
>I intend to lose
Can't argue with that. You will lose.

>>27250313
lol, no. I wish I was that gloriously irresponsible but nah, I'm not risking anything substantial. A couple of k at most.

>>27248200
the shorts are predatory, that's who's being taught a lesson - the ones who make their profit off of killing people's hard work and jobs. this was never going to hurt ALL jews, but the worst tool of the jews.

>xd kets dwstroy the hedge fund! We are epic based broskis!
>What?!? HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE IN THE HEDGE FUND?!? THAT'S HECKING RACIST AND ANTISEMITIC YOU KNOW?!?!
yeah, fuck reddit. They refuse to see the reality. I am in for the money, fucking the kikes up is just a plus.

>>27246601
Look nobody wants your shitty crypto faggot coin go cry to someone else.

>>27250542
But the fun part is that I will hurt some assholes in the process. Worth every penny. I'm just gonna close my accounts and be done with this spiritually draining part of the world called market when this is over.

The kvetching and anti-GME shilling just convinces me to continue to hold. Hedgies are up to their nose in water and they're panicking.
Why else would they:
Tell all their news media to say its a bad idea to keep holding?
Take out ads telling you've they've closed their short positions (who the fuck does this? If they're out of their position then it shouldn't matter to them what happens afterward or if anyone even knows they're out)?
Cry on live TV?
Dump their other holdings to continue to hold GME (its because they can't get out of GME without triggering the squeeze)?

>>27246601
reddit is full of shit what else is new

Wtf I love hedge funds now. I’m going to go dress up like a circus monkey and dry hump the legs of every executive I see

>>27250839
>Take out ads telling you've they've closed their short positions
I keep seeing this meme and nobody actually shows the ad

>>27246601
>make profit
>sell
>rebuy the dip

>>27250365
because how we have people taking that same attitude to shit like dogecoin and thinking they're "sticking it to the man" when they hodl useless crypto currencies, then when you explain that you can't even really trade doge futures (you probably can somewhere, but Im talking mainstream exchanges), it has no devteam, an ancient codebase, an infinite supply, is easily mineable, and has absolutely none of the underlying fundamentals/tokenomics that GME does right now, they just say shit like
>were in this together
>people said the same about bitcoin/tesla/gme/whatever other trend I can think of
>educate yourself
>this is a movement
>etc.
Its fucking insufferable and these people think them running dickfirst like a bunch of monkeys into something has more value than the value created by the company/project in itself. They're just a bunch of rapid retards with their head on a swivel for the next pump and dump to ape into.

Some of the people on reddit who were legitimately early, or wrote the first analysis on these things (ie, deepfuckingvalue explaining his GME long position a year and a half ago) are actually really fucking intelligent and worth listening to. The people who just heard about this last week and are now turning it into a social justice movement are not, and are absolutely ngmi

>>27246601
I just really like video games :)

>>27250933
That's exactly what I did with my GME, so the rest that I'm now holding is pure profit that I can hold forever. I can hold it to zero. I do not give a single shit, because I already made 6x and secured most of it and put it into pre-DA SPACs.

If you're wondering why no girl wants to fuck you it's because you're a selfish cynic with no moral values