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27231730 No.27231730 [Reply] [Original]

Europoors, uncircumcised chads, you have a literal gold mine dangling between your legs. Who here is planning on selling theirs? How will Americans cope?

>> No.27231786

I value my penis too much to do it

>> No.27231873

>>27231730
I wouldn’t sell my foreskin for anything less than $10M

>> No.27233242
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>>27231730
mfw i still have 100k in untapped gainz

>> No.27233332
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>>27231730
>Tfw my parents PAID 2000 to some kike to have mine when I wasn't even one day old

>> No.27233476

>>27231730
I'm going to keep mine thanks.
Never selling for any amount of money.
This is one of those permanent HODL for life.

>> No.27233599

>>27231730
no wonder jews do this at birth.

>> No.27233700

>>27231730
the pleasure the foreskin gives is worth a lot more than fucking 100K to me

>> No.27233760

>>27231730
This is the grass is greener problem. I'm uncut but I wish I didn't have that foreskin around my dick, uncut cocks are so much hotter.

>> No.27233909

>>27231730
I'm taking my foreskin and my linkies to my grave thank you

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>>27233332
ouch, no refunds

>> No.27234110

>>27233760
I would pay to watch you die

>> No.27234133
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The pleasure itself is worth more than 10k bitcoin

>> No.27234241

>>27233760
kill yourself kike

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>>27233242
with the new administration, you will pay taxes on unrealized gains.
time to pay 50k for keeping a whole foreskin.

>> No.27234281

>>27231730
DRNS

>> No.27234324
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>>27231730

>> No.27234340

>>27231730
Im never fucking selling.

>> No.27234358
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>>27233332
same

>> No.27234369

HODL

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>>27231730
im HODL mine
>ban infant circumcision
>ultimate short squeeze on jews

>> No.27234485

>>27234110
>>27234241
seethe americunts

>> No.27234511

>>27233332
It could be worse.
You could be a .. wizard.

>> No.27234560
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>>27231730
I'm never selling. I'll hodl it forever

>> No.27234562

>>27231730
Can we get compensated by the hospital or government for this?

>> No.27234616
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>and they are keep doing this
Why?

>> No.27234647

>>27233760
fag

>> No.27234651

>>27233332
This is seriously FUCKED UP

>> No.27234657
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>>27231730
Incredibly jewish and bluepilled thread OP
>>27233332
Delete.

>> No.27234773

>>27231730
How much would I get for the whole penis and balls?

>> No.27234827

>>27234773
A job as assistant secretary for health

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>>27234827

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>>27234560
literally holding it in my hand right now

>> No.27236089

>>27233760
Imagine dried and numb dick. Goyim's sacrifice for their profit.

>> No.27236134

>>27233332
>AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
>WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE

>> No.27236137

>>27233332
Why do Americans do this to their children? I can't imagine a greater sign of kikery in society than this.

>> No.27236146

>>27231730
No money would replace the ability to masturbate comfortably. Even if they gave me $1m, I wouldn't go for it.

>> No.27236202

>>27233332
>my parents took my tip
>I could have done this myself and made 100k
not even a kike

>> No.27236302

>>27236137
US only exists to benefit Israel.

>> No.27236370

Thats just the foreskin imagine how much the whole penis is worth.

>> No.27236439
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>>27233700
>pleasure ohhh please I want pleasure, yes let me feel pleasurable
>pleasure pleasure pleasure
>I also love the taste of cakes in my mouth, ohh it gives me such mouth pleasure

you realise you're a woman yes?

>> No.27236474
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>>27236137
Because "That's just how it's done around here" more or less. I got fucking furious talking to my friend's wife one day because she said whenever they had a kid she'd "leave it up to him (the husband) to decide" and I was like what the fuck you should probably have an opinion on whether you're going to fucking mutilate your kid or not. The conversation got to the point of her saying her kid would end up a virgin because girls would think it looked gross uncut and I just about fucking ripped my own head off.

>> No.27236512

>>27236439
kek, I nice bait. Was going to post fish image but I couldn'[t find one with bait big enough on it.

>> No.27236620

>>27236512
says the coomer porn addict

>> No.27236680
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>>27231730
MY PENIS HAS BEEN SHORTED CAN SOMEBODY PUMP IT

>> No.27236688

>>27236620
Oh so you're serious? Interesting to see someone willing to give away his foreskin for $1000. I make that much in single day of trading

>> No.27236738

>>27231730
i still have my foreskin bag
where can i dump it for $100k? i will legit do it

>> No.27236760

How many foreskins are required for enough adrenochrome to extend life by a year?

>> No.27236769

>>27231730
DAMN. I'd do it for 100k, buy bitcoin, and get it back after a year with only like 10-20% of the new gains. HOW DO I GET MY 100k!!!?!!:!/!:&@??

I'm a virgin for life anyways. I don't give a shit.

>> No.27236773

>>27236688
it says 100k you absolute cum brain

>> No.27236813

>>27233599
It all makes sense now.

>> No.27236842

>>27236773
I'm pretty sure I know how to read, it clearly says $100 in OP image.

>> No.27236904

>>27231730
Adult procedures are extremely painful to recover from. Not worth losing 60% of your penis feeling for some purchase power. Let’s face it, we would all buy some whore and i don’t want a mutilated dick

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>>27231730
HOW DO I SELL MY PENIS??

>> No.27237306

i dont feel any sensations while jerking off or touching my dick and i cant feel orgasm. where can i sell my foreskin? i am serious, i live in eu

>> No.27237310

>>27231730
apparently hospitals steal even more from you than you thought. I read they sell baby foreskin for 100k. Bitches are literally stealing from you. Fuck this country

>> No.27237502

bruh I'm serious. Where can I sell? I don't even need the penis either. I WANT THAT MONEY NOW

>> No.27237509
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>>27237306
i'll give you 1000 doge for your foreskin

>> No.27237533

>>27231730
Strong jewish vibes to this post

>> No.27237548

>>27233332
equivalent to me paying YOU to take MY bitcoin. Sucks dick

>> No.27237569

ok i cant believe I'm gonna say thing but

>> No.27237591

>>27231730
Hodl your foreskin boys

>> No.27237620

wait what do they do with the foreskins when they buy them?

>> No.27237670
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>>27237509

>> No.27237708

>>27237670
much excited
wow

>> No.27237710

>>27237620
>>27237670

>> No.27237891

>>27237620
eat them

>> No.27237974

>>27236474
>because girls would think it looked gross uncut
Imagine being so brainwashed you believe this. Imagine girls being so brainwashed that they think they care how a dick looks. Anything to justify why you couldn't just say "no" to the snip happy doctor

>> No.27238032

Im an uncircumcised chad with a clean 8/10 cock who would never mutilate my genitals for monetary gain

>> No.27238181

>>27237306
You have leprosy and no-one wants that.