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>>27219298
fact

>>27219193
How long would one expect it to take to swap ETH for SHIB through Uniswap using Metamask?

>>27219741
for me it was around 5 min total from start to finish, don't give up if you get a transaction failed

if you're buying $SHIB right now you're asking to get rugged on the ERC20 version of DOGE

>>27219741
it's pretty quick anon. might as well throw in a couple bucks. I did last night and I'm up 500%.

>>27219907
You can't get rugged now, the numbers are too high

>>27219741
pretty fast. you can buy eth through your metamask wallet. idk if people know this.
>set up metamask wallet
>buy eth
>connect to uniswap
>paste the shib contract on uniswap
>swap eth for shib

>>27219741
As some who knows nothing about crypto it took me less then a hour to make a metamask account, buy ETH, and swap it for SHIB. Now that I know what I'm doing tho I could probably of done it in 5 minutes.

>>27219990
same, my 2k investment turned to 15k in literally one day wtf

>>27220049
>>27220022
>>27219990
arnt you guys getting burned by the gas bill?

>>27220100
You make enough to cover it, get in here.

>>27220049
>As some who knows nothing about crypto

Explain it for someone who knows less about crypto than you

>>27219741
It's quick, it just costs twenty bucks

Also there are a QUADRILLION Shib coins and the only value in the coin is how big you think this pump and dump can go

Hint: Shib isn't on Coinbase or RH, normies will never get in on a pump that requires buying eth, transferring to metamask, then buying on a different site

YOU are the mark

>>27220100
not an issue honestly

How to buy in with 1.5 ETH (Coinbase)? ? ?

How to buy in with 1.5 ETH (Coinbase)? ? ?

How to buy in with 1.5 ETH (Coinbase)? ? ?

So far, its only losing money for me. I must have bought at the top. Where can I beat track this?

As a cheap way, i have my uniswap set up to swap shib to tether so that I can see the price to dollar ratio. Its steadily fallen from my 50 investment down to 35 over the last hour.
>Feels bad.

>>27220100
what is 30$ when I get a 1000x return?

>>27220257
its about to dip, buy that dip, this week itll pick up FAST. You're already ahead of the game

it's up 1000+% right now. no way in hell anyone who buys now doesn't get dumped on

what about DOGEFI too ? Do you think that'll take off
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/dogefi

>>27220332
well yes, but they need to HOLD and just buy more, this is the way

>>27220256
Add to coinbase wallet.
Link cb wallet to uniswap.
Swap eth for shib.

>>27219298
beware head and shoulders
LEASH is still fresh and from the same devs

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x874376be8231dad99aabf9ef0767b3cc054c60ee

>>27220140
I got you bro, I did the whole thing on my phone.
>Download metamask from the app store
>Make account
>After you have account there's a button that says buy ETH
>Buy ETH = to how much money you want to put into SHIB but add a extra 30 dollars to pay for the fee's aka gas
>After your purchase goes though open your web browser on your phone and go to uniswap.org
>Click use uniswap
>Connect you wallet
>Swap eth for Shib
That's it

>>27221597
after you get your shib, and say it makes a profit, can you then put it ack into ETH, and trade for what ever you want?

Total fucking dickhole of a scam.
I move ETH to MetaMask then try to swap that with SHIB, it wants a fuckload of money to make the swap. Then to swap back to Coinbase it costs me.
I've actually lost money trying to buy this POS coin.

>>27221905
pretty much but keep holding the SHIB till Friday at least, Twitter is getting traction

>>27222007
Its literally not the coin you retard, its the Gas fees for being on the Ethereum protocol. Are you new here??

>>27222134
Yes.

>>27220154
You don't have to transfer to MetaMask anymore. You just need to setup a Coinbase Wallet and you connect it to Uniswap and buy that way.

Listen. We have the WSB guys backing us right now. This shit will blow up soon.

>>27222240
well shit

Anyways The ludicrous fees your seeing aren't from buying $SHIB, its how Ethereum works. When Ethereum 2.0 launches it should bring the price down significantly.

The larger the bag the lower the fees are because its on a percentage rating. I think I paid 30$ for my 2200 deposit yesterday and I'm already up to 15k

>>27222352
fucking this, WSB is about to spread the good word

We'll probably see 0.000001

Stop buying Shitcoins. Every coin based on a meme is a shitcoin. Every coin that is tied to Eth is also a shitcoin, because you can (and should) just buy Eth instead.

>>27223282
tell that to my bank account lmaooo

SHIB is a milking farm for whales

Don't have any gas so you guys have my best wishes

>>27220943

SHIB pnd EXPLAINED

>>27222453
No they really arent spreading this "good word" pajeet

where can i buy

>>27219193
can't lose millions if i've never had millions

>>27220257
Bought at .24 in 2017 got strong hands keep holding bro u won’t be disappointed. Even if it’s years from now. I’m glad I have a couple thousand myself.

Buy MUSE

I've made 3x today and I'm comfy knowing I'm not in a pajeet rugpull

>>27219193
>$SHIB WILL go parabolic once normies find out about it, buy now!
normies just got ripped off by Doge why would they bother with this shit

>>27224688
What makes you so sure this isn’t a rugpull too?

>>27224715
He doesn't and he's spamming to get people to buy in so he can sell his bags

>>27224753
Must be weak handed

SHIB is a milking farm. The cutout price for whales to cash out and DUMP THE FUCK OUT OF SHIB is 8e-9

am i supposed to believe normalfags will be using uniswap?

>>27220018

>>27224989
They never will. Best bet for all crypto is to have it be socially acceptable as a legit avenue to make some coin. Otherwise people will never put in the effort to transfer funds to some coin exchange that may or may not be reliable

Shib is the next DOGE/ BAO
Get in now
The same naysayer nocoiners said the same about them
Grab a nice bag now and hodl

ayo how we be be usin dat uniswap tho

>>27225223
Easy. link to metamask wallet

>>27219193

$SHIB is just another run of the mill copy cat pnd. if we want true mass adoption to make the most money of normies in the long term we need to not introduce them to rugs in the short term.

>>27225176
DOGE literally JUST pump and dumped why would you make this comparison after it already pumped 5000%

Boys I'm a poor fag, but I'm tired of living on the sidelines. If i pumped $60 ($30 of it for gas) could i actually make the gas fees + profit on that $30

okey friends i did it, bought 250USD of this. Its my first uniswap swap, where is this stored? It sent the eth to wallet, where do I check my SHIB coins and how would I swap them back?

>>27225752
have fun losing your money

>>27224809
where do you see that and whats a whale here

Too late to enter now

>>27220823
i didnt think you could get $leash yet. I know you can stake shiba for leash but the pool hasnt been opened yet when i checked like an hour ago.

>>27224709
But money is their god.
>need new balenciaga immediately.
>Do whatever it takes

Where can I but SHIB?

>>27225752
You have to go into your wallet (whatever the fox face one is) and add the shib coin. Its there and then it will show your coins.

>>27226534
Don't. You WILL be milked. If you buy, buy as far as possible from $8e-9 dollars.

Too late for SHIB but CAT Token is next. Get in before it's too late anons

Ok I got in anyways because I am only happy when I'm broke.

>>27219193
How to get rich:
1. Find the latest meme that millions of retards will blindly buy
2. Copy and paste some crypto and name it the meme
3. Give yourself a lot of them
4. Dump on empty skulls

>>27226534
Shib has absolutely no use case. This is a scam.

MUSE has a use case (it's part of game) and supply is running super low. Buy now before it gets too expensive to pick up

>>27226866
I can't believe /biz/ scammed me again!!

>>27226658
>>27226866
Thanks, after looking it up through this obscure, heavily feed uniswap method, it was easy to conclude that it is useless. I expect this is an indian scam.