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>>27206903
just bought 1000$ worth of rubic lmao

>>27206903
oh lawd i fucking love this fucking coin. i literally shoved my ledger up my ass last night because i wanted this coin to be inside of me. i fuck my wife to the thought of RBC fucking my wife. my mommy loves this coin. i feed this coin to my german shepherds. if i could ejaculate RBC i would. holy fuck i love this fucking coin

>>27207064
based

>>27207064
faggot we don't want you. sell all your rubic now.

>>27206903
Rubic

I bought RBC when it first started. I have 10M coins. No I will not sell. I will wait until it hits $10k. I will be richest man in Bombay.

>>27206997
Hello sirs thank you for buying my rupe- i mean rubic sirs my village hungry and you allown let me buy food https://streamable.com/dtao3n

Why is it called a pajeet coin? The team look whiter than most of you faggots.

>>27208053
Good sir I am a true white man, my skin is brown like all true white men.

>>27207873

Listen here:

There will only be two scenarios when buying Rubic is advisable.

>Scenario 1
The first time to buy will be when all crypto has been outlawed. Rubic is such an empty and forgettable coin that the lawmakers will forget to include it in the list of banned currency. But Rubic will dip to $0.000000001 before that happens so buying now is for the mentally disabled and people who are holding onto doge (there’s much overlap between the two groups).

>Scenario 2
The second time to buy Rubic will be when you’re knocking on death’s front door. Years from now - after your wife has left you for a redditor who stacked 1m off LINK and after your kids have stopped speaking to you because you squandered their entire college tuition fund telling them at the time that going all in on IOTA wasnt a gamble but a smart money play - you decide to sign off with one final fuck you to all of them. So before entering the infinite dark you sell off all of your valuable assets (the trailer you moved into, your season 4 of Friends DVD, and the busted massage chair you found in a dumpster behind a Sharper Image) and put it all into Rubic. Finally, in your will, you give 49% of the shortbus coin to your ex-wife/children. The remaining 51% you will towards the meth-addicted hooker you spent the last six christmases with. Except the tragedy of it all is you’re not around for the punchline: nobody bothers to collect their share of Rubic. Your ex-wife is too busy getting pumped by her new redditor husband and the gas money to go collect makes the whole venture a loss. Your kids don’t pick up their share because they never bothered to update you with their new mailing address to receive notice that you included them in the will. And the meth addicted hooker, instead of getting her rubic, decides to ditch the hearing of the will in favor of going out to score more meth.

Only during those two occasions should you buy rubic

Rubic

More Rubic crew incoming!
Got my homies aboard after doing that 10X I was telling you about.
10k suicide stack holders incoming!!!!!!

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!

>>27208161
Good sir, RBC is moon

finally a good thread this board is going to shit

>>27208161
one of the dumber things to show up on every rubic thread today

price EOY?

>>27208847
You sure about that, pajeet?

Are you here to shill or are you here to cope?

>>27209258
what would I need to cope with? great gains on a token that has yet to fail to deliver?

>>27209356
>great gains

>>27206903
your exchange is a criminal fraud. your coin is a pnd scam. go back to throwing acid in the face of girls you like who won't speak to you you fucked up curry munching sociopath.

>>27209896
anon, Im sorry if youre retarded and bought gay reddit donuts or dinosaur doge coins, but one look at the exchange, and the weekly chart proves youre smooth brained.

Are we looking at a new ATH tonight or tomorrow?!

>>27210418
I've made more than enough on BTC, GRT, UNI in the last few months to cover what was scammed from me by the RBC exchange. I actually thought this shit was legit. it is not. it's a criminal fraud and you're a sociopath

at least DOGE is open about being a memecoin

>>27211076
post proofs
its not too late

>>27208053
I own quite a bit of RBC but I would love nothing more than to dunk Vladislav and Daniil's heads in the toilet and stuff them into a locker, etc. Having people that look like they were bullied in high school in charge of your tech is always bullish.

>>27211076
Before this post I just thought you were a troll but now I'm wondering whether you actually are stupid enough to think this

>>27212127
also check my fucking digits poindexters

>>27209578
Aw. He cry because have no rubic. He forget to do the needful

>>27211076
Sweet. Enjoying the grt pump myself anon, good choice.
You're wrong about rubic, exchange works fine for me.

>>27212127
Also bullish anon

>>27212127
this guy gets it

>>27208053
Who’s the cutest RBC boi?