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>> No.27201931

Invest in LIGMA immediately

>> No.27201932
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27201932

YOU PUSH IT

>> No.27201944
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27201944

What is AMC's move Monday??

>> No.27201963
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>CLF tranny can't sell his options because he's in RH
>he's going to lose almost a million dollars
Is he going to kill himself for real this time?

>> No.27201969
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Fellow Vanguard bros, where you at?
Feels good to be a boomer investor chad after having to listen to all these shit brokerages last week that cucked all these zoomers.
Fidelity bros also welcome.

>> No.27201982
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Robinhood updated its list of restricted stocks, now up to 50 $AAL $ACB $AG $AMC $AMD $BB $BBBY $BYDDY $BYND $CCIV $CLOV $CRIS $CTRM $EXPR $EZGO $GM $GME $GTE $HIMS $INO $IPOE $IPOF $JAGX $KOSS $LLIT $MRNA $MUX $NAKD $NCTY $NOK $NVAX $OPEN $RKT $RLX $RYCEY $SBUX $SHLS $SIEB $SLV $S $SOXL $SRNE $STPK $TGC $TIRX $TR $TRVG $TRXC $WKHS $XM $ZOM

>> No.27201988

What non-OTC stocks are fundamentally tied to BTC? MARA and RIOT are the only I know of, I have 2-year LEAPS on them. Stay poor if you don't.

>> No.27202002

can robinhood really go under?

>> No.27202035

>>27201982
>restricting RYCEY
Truely scum.

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>> No.27202054

Will NIO ever be sub 50 again?

>> No.27202063
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27202063

Predict how the jews will change the rules to screw the little guy yet again this week.

>> No.27202073
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>>27201982
thank god they no touch me IVR
was really worried about that

>> No.27202077

>>27201944
prolly going up, if it crabbed during the dilution, it'll likely go up without it

>> No.27202080

>imaginary stocks and coins

>he didn't buy $GUNS, $AMMO and $FOOD

You niggers will be the first to die come monday when the purge happens

>> No.27202081

>>27201944
How does $50 sound?

>> No.27202109

>>27201944
its a clown stock

it could be $20
it could be $100
it could be $1

Consider it a slot machine

>> No.27202110

>>27201963
>clf tranny was swallowed by the reddit mob
it's fine clf was dead anyway

>> No.27202114

>>27202046
Oh shit

>> No.27202112

>>27202054
No, but you can long XPEV.

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>>27201982

>> No.27202120
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27202120

GME
AMC
SPCE

>> No.27202122
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27202122

CUNNY!

>> No.27202126

>>27201931
What’s “LIGMA”???//??

>> No.27202131

>>27202002
They took out an emergency $1B line of credit yesterday. Tell me, why would a broker stop trading on its customer's favorite stocks? It's against their interest, unless their future existence is at stake

>> No.27202132

>>27202002
worst case scenario, its bought out

>> No.27202138

>>27202046
Holy fuck, people don't know what this means they're going to gobble it up

>> No.27202139

>>27202002
yes

>> No.27202141
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>>27201982
So is that a buy signal for all those stocks?

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>>27202081
amazing, I would break down and cry (joy obviously).

>> No.27202150

>>27202002
god i hope so.

>> No.27202151

>>27201982
Robin hood resticting tootsie roll
what have you autists done

>> No.27202157
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27202157

Alright boys I just got 130 more jars, what type of jam should I make this weekend.
>I'm thinking Blackberry Honey Rosemary as a homage to the 6K blackberry made me last week.

>> No.27202182

>>27202035
I find it really funny. I wonder if it was a board scraping algorithm or if there was legitimate buying activity.

>> No.27202189

>>27202126
It means NIGGER my balls lmao

>> No.27202205

>>27201982
>ctrm
>nakd
>zom
NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27202228

>>27201932
I really appreciate these posts

>> No.27202229

>>27202046
Is this real? It's ogre, it's all ogre.
GME will drop to $2

>> No.27202231

>>27202046
fake AND gay

>> No.27202236

>>27202063
lmao they can't there's too many eyes on them (((they))) have to cope and beg for bailout

>> No.27202250
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I’m gonna post it and you can’t stop me

>> No.27202261
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BFARF IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gr3KvYq8_4&feature=youtu.be

>> No.27202264

>>27202046
Ah, you're a good nigger

>> No.27202276
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>>27201982
>RYCEY

>> No.27202288

>>27202157
Nice. Strawberry as well?

>> No.27202291
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>>27202046
lying faggot, eat shit with your disinfo.

>> No.27202296

>>27202182
The kike jew who runs robinhood also reads these threads and kiked retards into using his shitty app.

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>>27202046
>Gamestop twitter only tweets video game news
>believing they'd randomly tweet about stock offerings

>> No.27202320

>>27202126
they specialize in oral care

>> No.27202352

>>27202114
>falling for fud
ngmi

>> No.27202354

>>27201982
Is that real?

>> No.27202358

Mass exodus from rh.

Where are you all going next?

Webull, schwab, sofi, tos?

>> No.27202381

How long until things calm down in here?

>> No.27202390

>>27202157
bacon maple jam

>> No.27202393

>>27202046
newfags didn't check edgar

>> No.27202402

>>27202288
I have a strawberry champagne jam. Recipe has bottles of actual champagne

>> No.27202408

>>27202157
I'm a simple man who loves strawberry jam, but blackberry sounds pretty good too.

>> No.27202413
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>>27202358
schwab

>> No.27202436

>>27202126
>ligma balls

>> No.27202462

>>27202157
Piss with a hint of MLP, you non stock talking faggit.

>> No.27202473
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normalfags.. are truly a different breed

>> No.27202477
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27202477

what stocks will you buy with your gme gains that aren't at risk of dropping 90% in value?

>> No.27202480

>>27202358
Fidelity always. They own GameStop.

>> No.27202481

>>27202046
I don’t think this is real

>> No.27202486
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27202486

Do you guys think RobinHood will lift all restrictions Monday? I think I'm going to dump another 15k into GME depending on the morning

>> No.27202501

Can someone redpill me on AALP? Are chinks really gonna eat up their market share if they don’t “innovate”?

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>>27202157
My fucking nigger. My mom jars fresh strawberry jam every year and dabbled with a strawberry rhubarb jam / jelly last year. Was fucking fantastic. Every time I go over to her house she just hands me like 20 jars.

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>>27202354
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/changes-due-to-recent-market-volatility/

>> No.27202509

>>27202390
I'm not licensed to sell bacon jam, sadly. But I do have a recipe for bacon jam with coffee, onion, garlic, maple syrup.

Since I can't sell it I'd be happy to post the recipe

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no more comfy weekend smg :(

>> No.27202524
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>>27202261
>3000 miners scheduled to arrive end of February
Neat.

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>>27202046
>Everyone got super emotional about this fake tweet
None of them will ever make it in life

>> No.27202531

>>27201982
Schwab wont let me order OPTI

>> No.27202561

>>27202358
fidelity because they havent restricted shit and aren't on their knees for hedgies

>> No.27202564

>>27202413
Why?

Their app is clunky vs rh. Sofi looks like a copycat of rh. Just swipe on your screen and forget about it.

Not sure where to go yet. I have both schwab and rh.

>> No.27202569

>>27202358
I was going to webull, but their internals are probably the same as robinhood so they would shit the bed the same way Robinhood did if another gamestop came out in a few years. I'm leaning towards Vanguard right now, but I don't like their site so I'll try fidelity as well.

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>>27202486
RH will announce insolvency on Monday and sell all of your options and stocks for 10% of market value. Should've read that TOS you filthy fucking goy animal!

>> No.27202581

>>27202486
RobinHood might not have any trading next week, you should be transferring everything out

>> No.27202583

>>27201982
>robinhood CEO comes to /smg/ for the first time
>gets called a newfag tranny redditor
>told to go back
>bans all the tickers that /smg/ is into
>thatll learn em

>> No.27202591

>>27202157
so you're the fucker who made it so hard for me to find spawning jars for growing shrooms 5 months ago

>> No.27202598

>>27202520
give it three weeks

>> No.27202601
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>>27202120
Shorting SPCE makes a lot of sense but since reason doesn't matter anymore it will continue to go up

>> No.27202606

The DTCC should unironically move to a block chain protocol

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>>27202520
don't lie to yourself like weekend smg wasn't autistic schizo posting and drunk baggie

>> No.27202618

>>27202477
It is all going into XOM.

>> No.27202632
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27202632

How the fuck is NOK even going up a dollar? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.27202650

>>27202569
You want to change to a brokerage that won't have liquidity problems. Shit like Vanguard, Schwab, Fidelity.
Any of these fancy UI new mobile apps are all going to shit the bed. If you want to not get fucked over, get used to some shitty boomer mobile apps.

>> No.27202659
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27202659

I'M BULLISH FOR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

>> No.27202667

>>27202581
It's the weekend and I still have money being transferred into them from earlier this week. There's not much I can do this second.

>> No.27202670

>>27202002
Yes, they decided to be their own clearing house so theyre getting fucked

>> No.27202671

>DIS
>I
>S
lets see if the algo's checking the /smg/ will restrict DIS
>DIS
>I
>S

>> No.27202678

>>27201982
Isn’t this is just a list of the stocks with the most shorts on the line?

>> No.27202677

>>27202608
tfw no baggie
where is that retard

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I put a sell limit on GME at $7k per share on Robinhood and plan on just ignoring it for the entirety of next week.

Is that too high or should I lower it to something more realistic?

>> No.27202683
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Redpill me on this allocation /biz/, i'm 30 and opening a Roth IRA and want to just allocate and let it sit for 10-30+ years.
I have some meme stocks on the side so don't really need any recs on those, just want some decent ETFs so I don't have to think as much.

>> No.27202685
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an attempt was made
https://voca.ro/13g8qNvWuaLk

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>>27202591
Yes. Yes I am.
>but in all seriousness there's been a huge jar shortage. It sucks.

>> No.27202706

>>27202109
Exactly my thoughts lmao, it can do literally anything, same as GME.

>> No.27202712

>>27202608
I miss drunk baggie posting :(
I still want those chat logs with his Korean spy gf.

>> No.27202716

>>27201982
O_O
why they restricting SLV?
silver run soon?

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>people who know nothing about finance, that think there is something wrong with short selling, think there is a conspiracy between market makers and brokers are
>>pumping meme stocks
>>making political decisions
i know this is a bubble, but when will it pop?

i bought calls on the dip yesterday, but now i'm probably going to sell on Monday and wait this out tbqh

>> No.27202751

>>27202608
Peak comfort

>> No.27202754

>>27202671
We need to just sit here and spam TLSA, AAPL, MSFT, AMZN and other huge names. See if they just pick them up and ban them.

>> No.27202756

>>27201982
So whats with the random ones?

>> No.27202773

>>27202569
>he wants to select where his financial future goes based on UI
NGMI

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>>27201982
>RKT

>> No.27202791

>>27202683
Take all that stupid shit out and go all in TQQQ

>> No.27202798

>>27202650
Their apps are so garbo is unbelievable.

When I opened a schwab account last year, the broker called up the next day. I told him your app sucks so bad I'm not transferring any money over.

Might just have to now...

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>>27202510
These are list of stocks that the tuts over shorted!

>> No.27202812

>>27202702
How many of those jars contain bath tub grown shrimp??

>> No.27202820

>>27202702
maybe the sourdough fags?

>> No.27202828

>>27201944
Meme stocks are on the rise next week. Entire market was down by the end of Friday while GME and AMC still managed to go up despite attempts to stall and devalue.

>> No.27202834

>>27202591
>>27202702
OPTI sells air sterilizers
>https://optecintl.com/air-sterilizers/

>> No.27202847

>>27202788
some of these stocks really telling
they know something O_O

am gonna buy some of these on monday

>> No.27202852

>>27202601
People have been shorting SPCE since $10. It seems to be pathological. People have been FUDing it forever yet it only seems to go up. Might become a small scale TSLA situation.

>> No.27202859

So what are you guys doing for the weekend while the market aren't tradable?

>> No.27202871

>>27202754
NGGR PIS LGMA

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>>27201870
Ah it feels good to be fresh off a ban

>> No.27202874

>>27199999

>> No.27202877

>>27202798
I use Vanguard and it's not bad it. It sure as fuck isn't snappy and the UI is something from the late 00's. But its worth using to not get cucked

>> No.27202878

>>27202683
get some crypto exposure like MARA or RIOT

>> No.27202879
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>>27201982
NOT MY FUCKING HORSEY YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

>> No.27202891

>>27202756
a distraction

>> No.27202893

>>27202859
wait for the markets to open

>> No.27202905

>>27202798
What's wrong with the schwab mobile app? Doesn't have blinky shiny line and 3d zoom zoom grid?

>> No.27202925

>>27202754
I agree the next memes are:
>DIS
>AMZN
>CMG
>AAPL
>MSFT
>TLSA

>> No.27202933

>>27202601
fact

>> No.27202935

>>27202126
Fuck that non, invest in something better like Sugon, Lickdis or Eatma

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>>27202608
>implying that wasn't comfy

it was low stress, a good way to wind down. during the pandemic i would just buy beer and shitpost here.

>> No.27202947

>>27202859
Die from autism overload while playing satisfactory

>> No.27202963

>>27202859
Heroin

>> No.27202968

>>27202820
Nope. Corona shut down Ball, Anchor Hocking and a few other jar suppliers. They've been on back order for months and Anchor Hocking is no longer making mason jars and is producing medical equipment. Almost killed my business, but luckily there's like 5 Walmarts near me so I just buy up EVERY 8oz jar I find.

>> No.27202974

>>27202080
Qoomers still exist? I made so much money inversing you retards.
>>27202683
>bags of memes and overlapping index funds, AND VTI
Why?
>>27202738
Have a "retard rally will retard rally through 2021" portfolio allocation with a "reality starts touching the markets and shoeshine hedgies stop buying" hedge

>> No.27202977

Should I migrate all my shit to Fidelity Investments? I know its interface is boomery, but I fucking hate Robinhood. They restrict 50 fucking stocks.

>> No.27202979

>>27202591
You got some advice or link to a good guide?

>> No.27202987

>>27202859
psychadelics

>> No.27202995

>>27202683
swap qqq for tqqq during a big dip

>> No.27203001

RH fags what will you do when RH sells everything in your portfolio for 10% of market value and ruins you financially?

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I got assigned 100 shares of SPY from a put that I wrote. Should I sell them off or sell covered calls

>> No.27203033

>>27202859
reading, playing chess, and being distracted by this general

>> No.27203037

>>27202947
>not playing factorio
Aspergers at best.

>> No.27203039

>>27202820
Hey my mom makes great sourdough

>> No.27203059

>>27203001
sue them

>> No.27203062

>>27202859
Cocaine, beer, clone wars and video games.

>> No.27203063

>>27202905
Schwab is built for using on the computer, the app has less tools like having no screener, it loads really slowly, and the layout is kind of intuitive.
I use Schwab but it doesn't seem very good for that kind of thing.

>> No.27203065

>>27202859
Buying shitcoins.

>> No.27203075

Lads, I'm fairly new to trading. I'm an Ausfag and I want to buy into cannabis stocks for when it eventually becomes legal. There's been a lot of buzz around it for a little while now, and over the counter CBD oil has been approved. Where should I start my research?

>> No.27203086

>>27202859
Praying RobinHood doesn't collapse by time I can get my shit and get out.

>> No.27203091

>>27203001
They were settling option spreads for the intraday lows instead of closing prices. People actually getting screwed out of thousands, use a real broker

>> No.27203100

>>27202977
Why the fucking christ are you retards so concerned about user interface? It's your financial future you fucking mogul, pick a broker who isn't gonna liquidate over one fucking gamma squeeze.

>> No.27203122

>>27202974
Preppers aren’t qoomers, qtards think the cia will fix everything with magic, preppers are just pessimists but defense and growing land are always good to have

>> No.27203135

>>27201870
Will I be able to get out of gme around 400-500? Please say yes. How do I sell premarket on fidelity

>> No.27203142

>>27202905
By the time you put in what price and what stock and what buy/sell order you want, the stock has already changed price too significantly to even put the order in

>> No.27203158

>>27203059
How are they going to pay you? Tenev is going to rug-pull and take a plane back to Bulgaria, you will never get your money back.

>> No.27203163

I just remembered that I'll be 65 y/o 40 years from now and not 30 and I need to calculate my retirement models again.

I'm also all in on GME so you can see the usual level of intelligence.

>> No.27203168

>>27202968
Selling just jams?

>> No.27203196

>>27203158
I'll call batman

>> No.27203197

>>27202852
is it FUD if it's true?

>> No.27203214

>>27203059
lawsuits don't pay your bills

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>>27203037
Bulding a tank and going on a rampage was amazing. By the time I got to building artillery though it got so complicated that I stopped playing.

>> No.27203226

>>27203091
I use Fidelity, I'm not a nigger or a tranny like CLF bagholder and Scoops Mc. Nigger.

>> No.27203236

>>27203031
Sell CC just becareful to not get caught, take a more conservative approach

>> No.27203237

>>27202872
IM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN

>> No.27203238

>>27203063
It's still miles better than robinnigger. Are there any mobile apps that are better?
>>27203142
That's not a problem with the app, retard. It's a problem with your orders being retarded.

>> No.27203242

>>27201982
Holy shit there its like a grab bag of memes there.
>GME
>SBUX
>SLV
>NAKD
>IPOE
>GM
What the FUCK are they doing at RH?

>> No.27203285
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27203285

I couldn't stand seeing all of this dumb money and now I'm all in cash. Waiting until March. See ya, guys.

>> No.27203321
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>>27203001
put on my mask and go buy some toilet paper, then post a kaiji gif

>>27203091
i learned early on you can only long on RH, it's def not good for fast paced options trading

>> No.27203323
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27203323

you can have more than one broker

>> No.27203327

Can't believe people still use Robinhood after it went down like 1 or 2 times for the day months ago.

>> No.27203336

>>27203242
Want to hear Chamath swearing a lot about it?
https://open.spotify.com/episode/1kR8eYsaAUZAFAcFl2yBVQ?si=NErQDIIXQ_i3xgUc6yYlnQ

>> No.27203357

>>27203242
Liquidating and running back to bulgaria with your money lmao

>> No.27203358

>>27203163
None of us get to retire anon

>> No.27203363

>>27203238
Doesn’t schwabb own td? Think or swim is ok and they didn’t restrict buy/sells at least not for me (already owned nok and use a cash account)

>> No.27203372

>>27203033
>chess

Are you any good?

>> No.27203379

>>27202925
How is chipotle 1/3 the price of McDonalds?

>> No.27203381

Quit ignoring me buy MOMO it’s going to bootes void

>> No.27203383

>>27202859
collecting roubles in escape from tarkov

>> No.27203391
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>Gevo
Mooning next week. Last time I shill my insider info to you stupid faggots.

>> No.27203402
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>>27203168
I used to do muffins too but I'm more focused on trading. Jams can sit for 2 years so I make them on weekends, way less work.

>> No.27203404

>>27202859
Wait for market to open

>> No.27203420

>>27203242
they webscraped this board and reddit and picked the top tickers

>> No.27203423

What's some good VIX strike prices for next friday?

>> No.27203430

>>27203238
I want my orders whether market or not to be a quick flick of the finger. If I need to write out an paragraph before I buy, then the app sucks cock

>> No.27203432

I use Schwab, Merrill Lynch and Robinhood.

>> No.27203442

>>27203242
Shutting down the memes isn't that obvious? Also, windfalls that only the hedges have access to, RKT I suspect is one

>> No.27203457

>>27203197
How the fuck is FUD true when it keeps going up? The trend looks strong, even though its volatile.

>> No.27203455

>>27203336
>Want to hear Chamath
no

>> No.27203476

>>27203336
>86 minutes
Where is Chamath talking about GME

>> No.27203504

>>27203430
Again, that has nothing to do with the app, and everything to do with slippage and liquidity, you fucking nonce.

>> No.27203507
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yeah im thinking thats a buy, PT ~25

>> No.27203521

>>27203372
>cause I'm really good
kek

>> No.27203531
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>>27201982
Robinhood is going bankrupt, lol

>> No.27203540

>>27203391
Got shilled this last week by a buddy. I hate how all my hot tips are on stocks that have already gone up several hundred percent.

>> No.27203541

>>27203476
from the start

>> No.27203553

>>27203321
They have a clause in the user agreement that lets them excercise options at any time on Day 0. That should be criminal

>> No.27203556
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>>27203242
>ipoe
are they fucking kidding? IPOE is supposed to be sofi, i guess we need an explanation. it's like they are trying to destroy themselves. i'm thinking of leaving now and i wasn't before even though I got shook out of 2 meme stocks I've been in since before they were meme stocks. I get that's part of the game but if they do this shit I'm just even more stupid than before for staying in. Wtf.

>> No.27203587

>>27203372
1950, you want to dance?

>> No.27203605

>>27203402
based, do you have a store front, online or just a loyal local customer base?

>> No.27203612

>>27203423
If you think the FEDs will get involved this week, $28. Otherwise, $35.

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>>27203391
I sold my GEVO to participate in the AMC/GME/NAKD meme pumps, i'm definitely going to hop back in ASAP after all of this shit is over

>> No.27203631
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27203631

Think FUBO will get squeezed? It's at like 65% short

>> No.27203639

>>27201233
But then that requires us ensuring we have a benevolent government guaranteed to be acting in all of our best interests in order to ensure THAT doesn't go wrong.
I genuinely am unsure if that can happen with democracy.
My fucking mind is being broken.

>> No.27203676
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im honestly surprised PLTR isn't on RHs limited list

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27203680

Tempted to start selling covered calls of UUUU and other stocks below $10 for some passive income.
Thoughts?

>> No.27203686

>>27203323
your pic related is why i have to get rich

>> No.27203697

>>27203553
>They have a clause in the user agreement that lets them excercise options at any time on Day 0. That should be criminal
It's because options basically are criminal in the way you can make serious bank on them. So where can I get rid of this red tape? which trader lets me? I probably lost 2-3k usd by getting stalled on selling options.

>> No.27203726

>>27202859
I masturbated today

>> No.27203732

>>27203540
GEVO is unironically a great long term hold, the co founder is on biden's science team

>> No.27203797

>>27203726
I have not

>> No.27203812
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27203812

>star trek tranny is back

>> No.27203823

>>27203680
I did that with PLUG...

>> No.27203834
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>>27203686
I've trained my TikTok algorithm to only show me cute thots like that and I watch 10m of it in the morning or when I'm taking a shit. Biggest fucking motivator.

>> No.27203835

>>27203697
I've used TD Ameritrade and Interactive Brokers, IB has the most dogshit interface, but they're the best for price execution and exchange routing. I always get a good execution closing and opening spreads

>> No.27203864

>>27202859
reinstalled san andreas for pc
fapped
bought beer

>> No.27203874
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>SPY at 200 day EMA on 4hr
Either we bounce hard here.. or we run for the hills
based upon the 10 year yield action on Friday.. I'm going to say bounce
if Monday is red, I would be very surprised (and scared)

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>>27203676
Incoming dump. All the stocks you can make bank on are being restricted. Real brokers invest accordingly.

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>>27202583
He's protecting people from losing all of their money on RYCEY
>>27203686
>he wants to get rich for 3DPD
You'll make it and then lose all of it. Many such cases

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>>27203587
In 20 minutes I’ll post a lichess link for 3/2

I’m in an meeting online. Look for anime pictures and lichess

>> No.27203972

>>27203676
I am too, wonder why that is

>> No.27204018
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27204018

I'm not going to explain how clearing houses work for you. In your last reply you showed just how little you know about the backbone infrastructure of brokerages. I'm not your economics teacher.

>> No.27204045

>>27203556
I'm holding a lot of IPOE on RH.... It's the only thing I haven't sold yet and I really don't want to...

>> No.27204061

>>27203874
I think we bounce first. Theres no reason to crash YET. Id give it a few more months for Biden to fuck everything, then it will be all over.

>> No.27204067

>>27203676
>robinhood restricts PLTR
>PLTR hacks robinhood and reveals all its dirty money

>> No.27204091

chinks are watching us bros
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gme-dogecoin-bitcoin-chinese-traders-195322725.html

>> No.27204100

>>27204045
lol holy fuck

>> No.27204117

>>27203676
More like why isn't TSLA. Retards have been yoloing OTM calls on TSLA even well after the gamma squeeze started running out of juice

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>>27204018
kek

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>>27201982
Still not PLTR on the list, I feel good chads

>> No.27204171

>>27201982
This is reverse psychology and will make people want to dilute their money from GME and AMC just to "stick it to Robinhood"

>> No.27204178

>>27204018
you wont because you cant.

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>>27204130

>> No.27204220

>>27203874
The rsi says we're fucked m8

>> No.27204234

>>27201982
Bullish for GTE?

>> No.27204244

>>27203835
Ok, i guess i'll look that up. I basically just worked with what I had and bought leaps instead. I wouldn't mind being able to do some short term options again.

>>27204045
IPOE should do really well with the merger, Chamath is hyping it well

>> No.27204283
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AQB AQB AQB

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>>27203605
I go to festivals, do Mary Kay like events where a lady opens her house, brings friends and wine. I bring samples, pastries, and items to sell and give the home owner a gift for hosting it. Also do some catering.

>> No.27204309
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>SPY
How does 250 sound?

>> No.27204311

There’s retards who still plan for retirement? I want to be rich now, fuck being rich when 65 and barely breathing

I’m probably gonna kms before I hit 40 anyway, fuck getting old

>> No.27204314

>>27203911
RYCEY projected at $9 EOY.

>> No.27204325

>>27204283
i like you AQB shill
i won't buy it but i like you

>> No.27204351

I tried placing a limit order a conditional order and a stop limit for 1000 on Fidelity but It says it wont let me place it over 50% above the current stock price? What am I doing wrong or am I fucked

>> No.27204382
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i've wasted $20k haven't I
the money grabbers are just going to say to their lenders "look this is a unique situation can we pay you back later when gamestop is actually dead in 1-2 years time" aren't they

>> No.27204384

>>27204308
And then you fuck their daughters?

>> No.27204412

>>27204283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMKUlsJpov8

>> No.27204414

>>27204351
It's just a Fidelity thing.

>> No.27204440

>>27202859
my weed dealers roommate got the flu-tang virus so im drinking

>> No.27204482

does anyone have the /biz/ discord address?

>> No.27204490

>>27204220
I don't think so.. I think the RSI says we're bouncing
we're not going to go double dip below 30 on the 4hr

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>>27204325
Thanks fren

>> No.27204506

>>27204308
>>27204384
Yeah seriously? Sounds like you're a rather personable anon. Congrats on your success and social skills. How long you been doing that for?

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>>27203676
will PLTR hook me up with a database of anime armpits?

>> No.27204511

>>27204382
That relies on the lenders liking the borrowers more than they like money.

>> No.27204540

>>27204100
Yeah I'm pretty freaked out. Might just move some things around and fork out the money on my Schwab account while I liquidate my RH account.

>>27204244
Yeah I'm very optimistic about it. I got in quite early and am already doing very well.

>> No.27204564

>>27204490
>we're not going to go double dip below 30 on the 4hr
yeah right

>> No.27204586

>>27204440
The homeless guy going through my garbage told me he got the vaccine, he's gotta go back for part two though. Down at the shelter of course...

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>>27204309
Sounds fantastic

>> No.27204608

>>27203391
In Minecraft.

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>>27202250
wtf MODS DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

>> No.27204636

>>27204490
Its the end of the day going into an eom weekend but retesting 50 and rejecting it is bearish right?

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>>27204382
They will be banished to the guesthouse on their father in laws estate for the summer, and instead of visits from the mistress they will be watching camgirls and ordering escorts off craigslist. Either that or they will have to do fucked up shit like carry out hits on troublemakers for a few years to break even.

>> No.27204648

>>27204325
He's the CLF tranny bro

>> No.27204651

>>27203507
Why on earth would you do that. Just look at volume in last days. It will continue going down, especially since RH restrictions.

>> No.27204702

https://sec.report/Document/0000834237-21-004596/
>Blackrock has 333 million shares of Nokia as of 12/31

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>> No.27204720

>>27204018
>backbone
More like a fucking dead man's switch. This entire game is sickening and I am absolutely livid at what I am seeing in these hedgefund holdings as I climb through the parents and the grandparents. You assholes are baking in trillions of dollars of fake money volatility to make it so you can never get liquidated.

First you disabled the limit sells.
Then you took away the buy button.
Then you limited me to buying one share.

You just cant take a fucking L. I hate you.

>> No.27204722

>>27204540
>Yeah I'm very optimistic about it. I got in quite early and am already doing very well.
SPACs are great with research, the waiting is just a killer. I'm almost all in SPACs at this point. I'm hoping they stay steady and there isn't anymore insanity. The IPO hype killed IPOs and now the GME stuff is killing stocks in general, SPACs are still somehwat under the radar though.

>> No.27204728

>>27204648
you sure? fuck....

>> No.27204760

>>27204351
As far as I know, Fidelity doesn't lend shares to shorts without your express permission.

>> No.27204789

>>27204712
wow, bullish

>> No.27204794

>>27204712
>white supremacist
>hand of a nigger mutt
????

>> No.27204806

>>27201931
LIGMA is shit. Real chads invest in SUGON

>> No.27204822

>>27204760
I thought all margin accounts do this, which is why they even allow margin accounts in the first place. I thought opting out was only for cash accounts.

>> No.27204831

>>27204648
Really? I hate that fucker so much that I'm able to autistically recognize his posts, I thought AQB shill was some other cunt

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>>27202509
Please post it fren

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>>27204564
if we do, I'm out
even in the September dip, the worst since March, the 4hr RSI took almost 2 weeks to double dip
November dip didn't double dip
I don't think we're going straight down - gotta bounce first

>> No.27204873

>>27204720
deep down I wish they were as good as they claim to be and not just evil fuckers who are willing to do things far worse than a normal human being

>> No.27204874
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>>27203587

ANIME

https://lichess.org/MqIyZwKv

>> No.27204884

>>27204702

Blackrock has shares in every stock because of their ETF products

>> No.27204949
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>My two largest investments are WKHS and UNI
>Horses are literally making me rich
I'm cool with this.

>>27204702
BlackRock owns everything desu

>> No.27204948

>>27204506
I started the business in November. I worked as a sous chef for about 6 years at a fancy fancy restaurant but fuck that lol. I'll take selling jam to old ladies and trading over 60h work weeks for pennies

>> No.27204958

>>27204831
>>27204728
Schizo tranny, VPNs

>> No.27204962

What's your tranny stock? For me, it's MARA

>> No.27205001

>>27204648
no he's not

>> No.27205006

>>27204720
YA BEST START BELIEVING IN JEWISH OLIGARCHIES MS TURNER... YOU'RE IN ONE!

>> No.27205036

>>27204503
Real talk you got me in to it now I'm waiting for another rise after cashing out and getting back in
Good job doing gods work

>> No.27205039

>>27204948
Good for you and bless you anon

>> No.27205040

>>27204822
Thats up to brokers. Fidelity has some of the highest margin rates in the biz. Robinhood was "free" because they sold your data and shorted against its users.

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>>27204958

>> No.27205058

>>27204962
MGTI because like trannies it can take 40% off its value in a single minute.

>> No.27205060

for my fidelity bros

https://www.fidelity.com/trading/fully-paid-lending

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>>27201982
>SOXL
The fuck

>> No.27205075

>>27204949
>>27204884
yes, but think of how this news would sound to an uneducated wsbtard. just ride the wave up

>> No.27205081

>>27204958
I know he samefags and leaves his name off all the time

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>>27204314
RYCEY is projected to be exactly 0.90 EOY.

>> No.27205117

>>27205001
Ok, tranny

>> No.27205144
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WHO WANTS TO GET THEIR ASS WHOOPED IN CHESS

https://lichess.org/MqIyZwKv

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27205149

Is Gatsby any good? I need to get out of RH but I'm addicted to buying shitloads of tight options spreads for a dollar a piece and I hate the idea of doubling the price of them with per-contract commissions and halving my potential gains.

>> No.27205170

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4352389-silver-prices-during-great-depression

sweating frog.jpg

>> No.27205194

>>27204948
what's the weirdest jam you have made to date? do you take requests?

>> No.27205202

>>27205081
bingo and he shilled REFR and all that other trash. Salmon farming? Really?

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>>27202859
Hanging out on /biz/ trying to cope with the fact I have no social life, no girlfriend, and no money. Kek

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>>27204857
>Dice everything SMALL
>Throw in bacon on low flame (stir regularly) for a few hours until it's ALMOST done
>Add onion + garlic cook until translucent
>Add liquid + sugar
>Cook for an hour (or two) on medium flame until it gets super thicc
>Ladle off the excess fat
>Put in food processor

>> No.27205222

>>27205110
Shame I can't buy a two year put debit spread.

>> No.27205227
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27205227

I think I took too many mushrooms

>> No.27205232

>>27205144
based chess nigger

>> No.27205253

>>27205144
>dubs
I kneel

>> No.27205275

>>27204794
>hasnt heard of multiracial white supremacy

>> No.27205352

>>27201982
I've never heard of some of these tickers and I spend every waking moment on /smg/. Must be some extremely autistic whales holding 100% of their portfolios in 1 stock, or maybe /r/pennystocks or StockTwits groups.

>> No.27205354
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>>27202477
rollin

>> No.27205355
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>>27205202
I'm the tard who posts this everytime he shills CLF

>> No.27205358

>>27204962
FNKO
For obvious reasons.

>> No.27205385

>>27205275
Sounds pretty jewish to me

>> No.27205404

>>27205209
MAKE SURE TO STIR EVERY 5 MINUTES OR YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND RUIN YOUR POT

>>27205194
I made a jackfruit jam for a Korean chick. My apartment fucking stank after

>> No.27205431

baked
>>27205414
>>27205414
>>27205414

>> No.27205488

>>27205355
Yeah, what'd I say?
>tranny schizo shit shill

>> No.27205504

>>27204873
>>27205006
I do not know what to do at this point. I want to be free. I want everyone of us to be free. How can we be free, bros?

>> No.27205517

>>27205404
holy shit yeah jackfruit smell fucking awful, make some spicy jams man.

>> No.27205642

>>27205117
dude I've been in threads before where he's spamming CLF tranny shit and with AQB anon
AQB anon is also typically only in /smg/ very late at night, making me think he's a Euro
You're gonna tell me that CLF tranny is going to join a thread to talk about AQB, and not mention CLF one time in that entire thread?
Give me a break!
There have been countless threads where AQB has been discussed, and CLF was not mentioned once in those threads. You're gonna tell me that CLF tranny has the self-control to not mention CLF for an entire thread? Hell no
You're a schizo if you think that CLF tranny and AQB poster are the same guy

>> No.27205743

>>27202608
You guys know that quasar tripfag IS baggie right? He was here on friday

>> No.27205758

>>27203420
Based, this is why I use memes like sneed instead of typing their ticker directly.

>> No.27205818

>>27205743
You know the guy asking to play people in chess is also baggie lol. He's here right now.
>>27205513

>> No.27206050

>>27204794
You forget that the image is being implied by the left. When do they get anything correct?

>> No.27206062

>>27202157
Strawberry Rhubarb

>> No.27206185

>>27202002
>pretend to go under
>they get bought
>?????
Profit

>> No.27206189
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27206189

>>27203391
O-Okay, i'll keep holding

>> No.27206271

Put considerable amount of maple bucks into amc god help me

>> No.27206499

>>27205209
Thank you anon, I appreciate it. Keep up with the business, it is wholesome to see people on here doing things they love and making money while doing it.
Godspeed.