/biz/ - Business & Finance

Banned from buying GME? Buy GAMR or XRT instead. They're ETFs that both derive about 27% of their value from GME right now. They move similarly to GME and buying options in GAMR or XRT will give you a similar effect to the direction and percentage moves of GME. If you just buy shares of either of the ETFs, you will move in the same direction of GME just at a lower percentage so it may be even safer if you think GME is too risky.
Pic related shows the three charts stacked to highlight the similarity.

UVXY bros who made bank yesterday?

>$15 1/29 calls paid off late afternoon

If you don't withdrawal from your broker is it considered realized gains

i find it funny a broker called freetrade was forced to stop the trading of all american stocks

someone shill me on UTZ

YOU PUSH IT

>>27169290
135%. perfectly covered my long dips to flatten the day, comfy as fuck desu

>>27169336
there's only one broker at the end of the day

>>27169291
Yes. Also have to be careful with how you do protective puts and covered calls for tax purposes as well. Qualified vs Unqualified which matters when you get to that stage in the game.

Any mexican companies worth investing into if I plan on holding until 2050? For that matter is south and central america worth looking into?

>>27169291
the gains are realized as soon as you sell

bros will nasdump ever recover im not feeling so good

>>27169386

FEMSA is a very good company

Friendly reminder to sell your GME bags to normies on Monday.

Have you taken the Kratos pill, tourists?
>low cost stealth fighter drones powered by AI
>ground support equipment for 80% of space missions
>cybersecurity
>working on flying aircraft carriers with DARPA

KTOS
T
O
S

>>27169383
Weird how that broker bought 7% on GME a few months ago, hmmm.

>Another boring as shit OP with stock image and no edition
Holy fuck Im going to fall asleep again. OP probably eats plain Cheerios for breakfast

>>27169475
If the jews are ready to pay 2000 a pop for my shares then sure

>>27169464
I told you last weekend to short the nasdump why didn't you just listen

Anyone know why KO dipped in December?

>>27169364
based, you still holding or did you cash out?

>sold my feb weekly calls cause im scared of that contango decay

Guys. I can’t believe I was here for le epic team up!!!

Who would have thought we would be working together hand in hand to fight those hedgies! I thought this place was just racism but you seem pretty cool. I might stick around after this is over.

I have 2 shares of GameStop that I borrowed money off my mum for. She’s so heckin sweet for lending it to me.

We are the Reddit mureens! And we’re not fucking selling :rocket: :diamond: :moon:

>>27169641
mine were weeklies I had to dump because I didn't want to take delivery and get bogged

What normie stocks to look for on the Monday dips? Is AZN good long term?

>>27169580
be sure to set a buy order around market open to buy my shares then lmao
sorry goyim, you don't know what elder powers you have awokened this week

Hi, I'm new to all this.. I thought this number here at the top represented all the money I currently own, but I'm hearing this isn't the case?? What is this number and what does it represent?

>>27169290
yeah I only put 1k shares and have a February call, but I'm already green and growing.

Not a good sign for the rest of me investments though.

>>27169261
soxl shill, what was the sell signal? dip below 200 sma or something? we arent anywhere close to that right?
also, have you actually sold according to this metric at any point before? didnt you recently create your soxl position like last year?

>>27169564
NOOO IT WAS THE RETAIL TRADERS THAT PUMPED GME!! EAT THE RICH!! FUCK HEDGE FUNDS!!

>>27169261
It's 2% stop trying to dumb your bags

>>27169383
was so pissed at these niggas for their servers melting but it's turning out that they're actually one of the least cucked brokerages

>>27169386
Mercado Libre

>>27169702

this, but unironically.

On Friday evening I bought one share of Ford and SLV each, but the orders are still pending. I forgot that the market closes after a certain point in the afternoon.

On Monday when the orders go through, do I still get one share? If the price goes up, does the amount of money I used to pay for it also go up?

>>27169564
>>27169863
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/indexfund.asp

>>27169522
KTOS is getting my AMC sell money come Wednesday or Thursday if it's still dipping. I just need some Goddamn faith

>>27169702
its you heckin normireeno, downvoted and reported

>>27169702
This! By the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so much this!

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

>>27169891
if its a limit buy no, and idt market buys carry over to the next day

>>27169891
You didn’t buy it yet. Your order might be canceled. Or you might have to pay more for the share on Monday morning. You need to check the fine print before you place orders

>>27169193
I am a poorfag with 3000€ to my name.

ow do I make money. I need at least 300k€ to never work. 50k€ to start a shitty vidya business that is 100% going to fail.

What do

>>27169773
its your positions plus your on hand cash

>>27169930

kek

>>27169930
Ironic reddit posting is still reddit posting, kys nigger.

>>27169930
they honestly wonder why we can't stand them

>>27169930
>>27169702
fake reddit trash is worse than actual redditors please fuck off and die

>>27169773
retard faggot

>>27169567
Not a bad guess. Oat cheerios, actually. You can bake now if you want. It's naughty time for me. I have to leave. Laters.

>>27169567
Still better than being spammed with that retarded green anime girl.

>>27169328
It'll be interesting to see how things play out in the future but consider the difference between how computers programmed for Chess, Go, automated driving, voice recognition etc. were programmed in the past and how they are now. In the past they were programmed deterministically. Basically a huge if/then tree of decisions. The problem is human programmers could never give a wholistic set of rules that would work in enough situations to be useful. Enter deep learning. Now the computers are teaching themselves using a statistical reinforcing model. In theory you could tease out a deterministic rule set from the statistical model of Alpha Go but in practice it is impossible as it is combinatorialy complex. The computer is super-powered and its decisions cannot be understood. It can't even be learned from cuz most of what it does is indistinguishable from random to the human mind.
I believe that while this is not a causative analysis of wallstreetbets, it does give a suggestive analogy. Or at least it points in the direction of where an explanation and dare I say model may lie. I've been studying wallstreetbets for over a year now trying to tease out an understanding of it. Does it beat the market? It definitely knocked the brakes off Melvin Capital. Will this continue? We'll see.
>>27169798
>what was the sell signal?
That's what I'm looking for. A dump of SOXX under the 200 day moving average.
>also, have you actually sold according to this metric at any point before? didnt you recently create your soxl position like last year?
I have not though I run a similar strategy in my future account with /NQ and a 25 day simple moving average and so far it has worked very well suggesting the 200 idea might work too. It'll unfortunately take years of forward testing to come anywhere near sure.

>>27169193
First for I love Lum!

>>27170035
You can make that in a year if you follow the Sugon method strictly.

Assuming the market stagnates, if I randomly buy and sell stocks and always go all in what's my expected return?

>>27169930
Based.

>>27169891
>I forgot that the market closes
We really are at the top

>>27169564
vanguard owns the whole market. their whole thing is cap-weighted index funds. jack bogle, founder of vanguard, invented index funds.

>>27169871
they're the only brokerage whose specific mission is to get small people investing easily and passively, so that they may retire with some dignity.

did RH mastermind the dogecoin pump and dump to save their own asses? it kinda seems that way

>>27170298
It seems like we are at or near the top

>>27169891

>>27170234
easily negative. just buy the market itself and your returns will be the same as the market's.

>>27169930
thank you anon plz take this rare skrillhouse as a token of my gratitude.

>>27170318
>investing passively
ngmi

>>27170205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53LLbIHQmnA
https://jpmorgan.metameetings.net/events/healthcare21/general_signin?gpu_only=true

Listen to these.

>>27169987
>>27169992
I see. Thanks. Next time I'll be more careful.

>>27170234
100%
Become the next buffet

>>27170298
so many fucking sell signals this week
time to long SQQQ?

>>27170234
What stocks does this wise cow buy?

>>27169930
hahahahhaha nailed it

>>27170224
is that the method that draws its roots from sigma theory?

>>27170525
$MOO

>>27170565
Kek

>>27170494
long SQQQ is the retard play desu, the market can keep moving erratically upwards for a while even while it breaks down

>>27170563
Nearly, but it was actually founded by the Fomunda school of investing.

>>27170563
What's the sigma theory?

>>27170452
my money moves slowly and deliberately. you act like I'm not gonna take a tidy profit from GME and put it right back into VSMAX/VGT, easily the top two most reliable performers available. have fun watching your gains vanish into (((management fees))) i guess...

which one of you fucking cowards wrote this comment?

Why don't we just short Melvins long positions?

>>27170659
I wish i listened to you last year when I first started investing.

>>27170714
sigma balls

NAKD

RED PILL ME ON NAKD

IS IT THE NEXT GME

>>27170737
I'll piss in the bottle for you pal.

>>27170731
>my money moves down when including inflation
>am smmmaaaat
>>>/r/eddit/
NEVER COME BACK

>>27170714
He meant the Ligma theory.

I might just go all in UVXY like i did the first week i found the sstock market because i thought i could time the market and make bank

No i am not UVXY baggie, but i thought he was smart.... haha yeah i was new

Since we're getting into tax season, any tricks I should know about reducing capital gains tax? With 401ks/IRAs/HSAs/etc I currently only pay around 11% of my salary in taxes. Was hoping to do something similar but for trades.

>>27170838
there will be no next gme

>NAKD gonna tank first thing monday morning
>AMC potentially going to back up to 18 or dip
>DOGE has tanked and may take months to even get back up to 4-5 cents
losing money shouldn't be this fun

>>27170770
>3000 iq

>>27170731
if you held GME through the squeeze, you invested actively in a specific business and have disappointed Mr Bogle

why not just...one more? TSM looks solid...KTOS has a lot of potential...come to the dark side...

>>27170687
i actually attended their online school and i still have a couple CDs from them

is it true that you need to make 3% gains every day to beat inflation, bros is no one going to make it im scared

>>27170838
Nok is the next gme, get in now before the fomo kicks in

>>27170912
I'm buying doge and selling it for the next sucker lol.

>>27170659
>long SQQQ is the retard play desu,
so is VXX the big brain play then?

Anyone in IPOE, it pumped 25% because people were using SoFi to buy stocks as they weren't blocking people from buying meme stocks.

>>27170714
Sigma balls

Ha! Opened my account and I'm missing thousands, my first time with "cash alternative purchases". That was scary

>>27170838
$20 dollars in 6 months

>>27170731
I make your pathetic yearly returns every 2 weeks you turbo faggot

>>27170456
Will do. Thanks

>>27170995
VIX calls, or UVXY, or VXX, or short TQQQ (risky), or puts on TQQQ (better)

>>27170972
If you don't get 300% returns hourly you're not even beating the "buy and hold GME" index.

>>27171023
what drugs are you taking anon

>>27170979
>already a $25B company
>no short interest
I don't get it. Do you actually believe this or are you just trying to make newfags lose money?

>>27171034
> prove it larping pasta faggioli

Lets just say hypothetically, I am 23 and have no direction in life.

Should i just buy a van/RV and travel across the country?

I need some perspective in life.

I have a gf but i don't think i could bring her she works a big girl job

all hypothetical, of course.

>>27171135
I meant the worth of the entire stock combined, friend.

>>27169193
What should I buy at market open on Monday

>>27171139
nok isnt a meme squeeze but it is a good long hold. after this insanity is over im buying some 2023 $5c and $7c

>dogecoin briefly had a market cap of 9 billion
I must resist the urge to short EVERYTHING.
Shoeshine boy analogies don't work when the hedgies are also the shoeshine boys.

>>27170848
compounding at 9% is a conservative estimate that assumes 2% inflation. your judgement is clouded by emotion so you think the daily ups and downs mean anything for wealth-building. the market always returns to the cap-weighted market average.

>>27170972
yes, the 3% daily inflation is killer, that's why 90% of investors lose money

whenver I see "___is the next ____!" posts I alwats load up on UVXY calls. It usually nets me 200$ each time, but those times it was something tupid like GNUS or oil tankers...or MVIS. This is something totally different; and while I'm in GME and AMC for the rollercoaster - this is waay bigger than any of those other things..

>>27170234
If you wanna do that, just hit a roulette table. You can basically have a full trading day of risk every spin

someone explain call options for a brainlet

>>27171205
Mexico, Brazil, India, China for long term growth.
#MICB

>>27169702
I hate you
but I hate them more.

Thoughts on CCOEY/CCOEF come spring?
Monster Hunter Rise in March and RE8 in May.

>>27171177
holy reddit spacing, batman.
Get your hypothetical ass out of this thread.

>>27171218
>keeps proving he's clinically retarded with every post
Cringe and cope, tranny.

>>27171215
It's just getting started too. Got another year of this craziness then I'll be getting out.

>>27171277
Try a search engine

>>27171178
fucking based

>50% in GOEV
>50% in ZOM

am i gunna make it bros?

>>27171087
How far do you buy your VXX/UVXY calls so you don't get fucked by the decay?

>puts on TQQQ (better)
going to look into this too, thanks anon

>>27169930
keked

>>27171277
RETARD ANOONS STOP ASKING ABOUT CALLS AND WATCH ONE SIMPLE 10 MIN VID IF YOUR IQ IS ABOVE MORON LEVEL IT WILL MAKE SENSE THE 5TH OR 6TH TIME

i have a newfag pastepin for options im about to dump cause im bored

>>27171277
green line go up very fast.

>>27171145
yeah you'd like to see what success looks like wouldn't you just keep buying indexes you absolute goy

>>27171277
Stuff like this? Remember the dip in feb when all these people joined in to learn about finance (which is good and I encourage) and then right after they were blown the fuck our by march? It just sets off my fight or flight...

Someone help me understand the explanation about why robinhood and others had to halt buiying of $GME, $AMC etc
What i don't understand is, why was only purchasing shares of GME restricted while selling was allowed? Wouldn't the alleged 100% margin requirements that brokers had to give the clearing houses be applicable to both buying and selling?

>Autism has kicked into overdrive and I am super addicted to Factorio again

How can I make money off this?

>>27171009
I have a tiny position, 20 shares. Still intend to hold though it's probably more prudent to take profit and rebuy on a dip here.

>>27171330

what is reddit spacing? i dont go there.... like you

>>27171364
not really. I bought 100 last week.

>>27171277
You call your (female) broker and ask what your options are.

>>27171400
3+ months out either atm or a little otm.

>>27170924
>if you held GME through the squeeze, you invested actively in a specific business and have disappointed Mr Bogle
yes. I only bought GME because it's a rare opportunity and at this point, taking profit is a mathematical certainty. when it's over, I'll have hopefully bought as much VSMAX/VGT as I can afford, and reinvest the dividends till death.

>>27171034
please post the rate of return for the whole lifetime of your portfolio.

>>27171490
stream it on Twitch and take donos

>>27171177
Have you tried killing yourself? Works wonders I’ve heard

I'll give you guys a tip. Everyone longs VIX when they think the market will collapse. Well there is another play. I've watched KR for a year and noticed it always follows the opposite path of a market. When the whole market is red, KR shoots up. As soon as the market recovers, KR dumps.

>>27169764
the harder they jew, the more normies get woken up
the entire GME incident isn't in a vacuum, but is instead at the end of a long string of coordinated jewry to fuck over the goyim, and the goyim are getting exponentially more militant after every fucking
fucking hell, the prevailing opinion of the capitol frat party outside the jewish media propagandists was "do you think congress got the message?"
people are still waiting for their stimulus, and will instead get to see all their money get stolen away AGAIN soon to bail out hedge funds and banks
its an accelerationist's wet dream out here

Any CCIV chads still hanging around? How we doing?

>>27171490
become addicted to reading SEC filings and valuation models, and go full Michael Burry / Rod Alzmanm

>>27171529
>Who me, sir? I know not this faggot you speak of.

>>27171440
>t. Larping highschooler

Is Tesla gonna come crashing down hard or is it only up to the tippy tippy top from here on out? I have a hard time imagining it going up honestly, but at the same time what could it possible drop down to? Like what is it realistically actually worth that it's going to fall to? Am I insane for thinking somewhere in the $100s if this were to happen?

Someone give opinions.

>>27169339
Ya like CUNNY? Buy UTZ.
Simple as mate.

>>27171490
Stream and scream.

And I do mean scream as literal. Scream like a fucking madman monkey doo-doo retard faggot. Because that is what kids love. Retarded screaming idiots getting 'mad' at da gaymes.

>>27171277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7sw0bf1ms

>>27171672
>>27171545
I dont think my retard half broken factories have mainstream appeal.

>>27171661
unless elon does something fucking retarded again i really doubt it'll crash

>>27171538
thank you VIX friend

>>27169798
I just realized
>>also, have you actually sold according to this metric at any point before? didnt you recently create your soxl position like last year?
>I have not
Is not technically true. I started building my SOXL position in 2019 and did buy a large amount after the March dump, all of which I bought while SOXX was under the 200 day average. I have yet to actually do the reverse though.

While I'm here on a saturday. Redpill me on HIMX.

daily reminder that RH sells you out to hedge funds

and they are saving retards from buying GME at +$300

>bought AMC at $4.37 on Tuesday
>sold AMC at $16 on Thursday
Any other chads here?

>>27171529
>no u
THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK! LIGHTNING WITS STRIKE AGAIN!!!

>>27169383
>>27169564
>>27169863
Oh yeah and Blackrock own 13% of GME

So at least 20% of GME is MUH HEDGIES its just Melvin getting fucked

>>27171799
Literally the same. Actually I bought at 4.5 and sold at 16, bought back at 9, and sold again at 12.

>>27171277
>someone explain call options for a brainlet
leverage. If you think the stock is going up, buy calls. If you think it's going down buy puts

>>27170838
NAKD is like NAK but it has the D so it's gay.
Don't be gay, buy NAK.

the uncertainty of next week scares me

>you can't beat the indexes you must be larping!

Hey bros, didn't the TQQQ hit 200 recently? Every chart I check it says a peak of 100 something...am I fucking high?

>>27171442
I started investing in september so I don't have experience with this. are we experiencing a strong sell signal? everything has felt clownish since the beginning so I can't tell

>>27171442
Yeah, I think Bobo is coming soon.

>>27171645
I'm still waiting for the mythical person whose active investments average 12%+ over a decade. such a person doesn't exist because everyone making that kind of money is doing auto-investments into index funds.

>they bought a fucking GME billboard ad on Times Square
I'm enjoying 2021 quite a bit so far, how about you anons?

>>27170856
Move to the carribean

>>27171972
i suck dick for a living and i make 500k annually. im going all in on NAKD

>>27171932
Nice one, well done. I wanted to buy back at 8ish for a swing but my fucking broker blocked AMC

>>27171799
Bought at $14 when I thought I'd get it at $8. Heh heh maybe I should just stick to cryptos

>>27170972
I thought inflation goes 2% a year usually

>>27171401
NO, you have achieved a perfect state of equilibrium between based and completely cucked stocks, your money will stagnate but due to the 3% daily inflation you are going to jail and I will assrape you daily. Lube up faggot.

>>27171775
I bought SOXL at 503. Am I going bankrupt?

>>27172031
All I see is Larping pasta faggioli who more than likely uses RH. Go gaslight your mom ya assberger NEET

>>27171799
Me. Bought at 4.62. Sold at 16.20. Did it as a joke so I didn't put in a lot. Still profit is profit.

>>27172041
There was a 1:2 split.

>>27172116
January 2021 was as eventful as the entire back half of 2020.

>>27169193
Finally a useful thread in this crypto pump and dumb shithole.

Anybody? Didn't the TQQQ hit 200 recently? Every chart says it didn't, wtf hit 200...

Is Etoro a good choice if Im Eurofag?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO-_HXO7HwY

does any of this apply to what is coming soon in the US? trying to learn more about the weimar republic today and how it might apply to today.

>>27170972
>>27172261
that's just the average rate. if you act like 3% is the inflation rate, you're in for a pleasant surprise.

>>27171799
>>27171932
I bought at 1000 at 4.9, sold at 16

>>27172041

>>27172295
Oh fuck that makes sense, got it! Thanks bro!>>27172342

>>27171277
Options are to risky

>>27172327
>taking advice from /smg/
>ever
Ngmi

>>27169872
Cemex for an infrastructure play as well

INTERACTIVE BROKERS HALTING TRADE ON GME AND AMC AGAIN MONDAY

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-55871381

Which UK bros are also taking this as a sign to hold forever and make those x10 gains?

>>27170972
Once ya boy get's $15 national minimum wage into effect, you will wish the daily inflation was only 3%.

>>27172325
Nice larp but people died in the bottom picture. Both groups acted like subhuman monkeys.

>>27172327
sir have you heard about NAK? very big mine my friend very good metals for you special discount price 58 cents per share

>>27171431
Cool. I get the idea behind options but that doesn't stop them from terrifying me on how much you can lose

>>27172057
I'm not sure if it's a "sell signal" in like a TA type way - I guess the best way to put it is that my mother would get a pain on her right leg hours before it would rain. It was almost as accurate as those weather apps, as to say it wasn't 100% but it was right enough for me to believe in it.
There's so may new traders that they pushed up fucking Dogecoin up to massive levels for no other reason than they believed it would go up , no analysis nothing... And there's people on fucking 4chan of all places asking how options work? last time this happened to this extent was the Corona drop, a big one from history was right before the great depression when normal people thought stocks were just free money.
I'm in UVXY now, if it doesn't drop significantly Monday I want to get in SQQQ or TQQQ puts cheap before the next reality check.

>>27172527
Protests aren't supposed to make you feel comfortable, sweetie.

>>27172442
stop shitposting and cover the shorts melvin

>>27172031
>hold index fund
>sell ridiculous OTM covered calls
Hot damn boomerbros we did it! We beat the index!

>>27172325
Cops weren't killed while torching that shop

Which of these is the right kind to invest in GME? I need to transfer from Robinhood

>>27171465
RH was a growing counter party risk to the DTCC (for shares) and the OCC (for options) the more short term buying there is (since if they lack the liquidity to up front that, they have to borrow it from other parties: one of their main lenders is Citadel). This does not happen with selling and in fact acts as pressure release.
A more detailed summary is here: https://twitter.com/compound248/status/1355274739351248898
RH has many problems but this was probably more of a liquidity issue than some sort of collusion with shorts. Almost certainly because its hedge funds vs. hedge funds now using retail as camouflage. It doesn't help that RH has a history of using and abusing its customers order flow as a product to truly parasitic entities.
If this gets people off RH to better brokers, all the better for it.

Is PLTR a good long-term hold? How about BB or NOK for long-term?

>>27170972
it can't actually be 3% a day, say it ain't so bros

Had some free time so I got a jump on doing my taxes. Just gotta wait for the broker to get the tax docs uploaded so I can finish and get it over with.

>>27169764
>you don't know what elder powers you have awokened this week
Yes, yes we do.
It's called the American citizen.
He's coming for that ass.
Gonna gape that jew.

>>27172647
>noooo not muh heckin piggerinos
All cops are what, sorry?

>>27172325
I thin you were looking for /pol/

>>27172664
vanguard and fidelity have stakes in GME

they didn't restrict any trading
do the math

>>27171730
I'll drop by and watch

>>27172664
a money market fund is like a bank account. it doesn't seem to matter because you just use it as a bank/brokerage interface.

NAK: just found this possible hidden gem (no pun intended)

Northern Dynasty (NAK) has roughly as much gold, silver, copper, production capacity, as all of Newmont Mining. Newmont is the largest miner in the world. Newmont market cap = 100x larger than that of NAK, and Newmont will probably double or triple + give dividends over the course of this PM bull market, so NAK has 300x potential at least. The management deeply believe in the company, and didn't sell a single share even when the price went to $20. Trump recently gave open support for the mine, and ran an ad which all but said that he would do everything he could to facilitate its approval.

pls someone explain a gamma squeeze to me I'm just too retarded

Will the market ever settle down again or is it spamming retarded stock of the day from 10 million new people from now on? I want to keep a little bit of my gains in the market although I closed out most of my positions, but I'd prefer to go back to more comfy times.

does anyone have any decent telegrams / discords i can join?

Stupid question maybe, but here it goes:

The point of acquiring stock is to get dividends from a company's profit, right? These dividends are paid on a set timer every few months?
Why wouldn't people just buy stock right before the dividends are paid and after that sell the stock?

>>27172744
Imagine getting paid to just draw normie political cartoons for a living.

>>27172858
I think you're on to something anon they would like a word

>>27172278
>I bought SOXL at 503. Am I going bankrupt?
No you're gonna Make It, anon. This little market blip this week has everything to do with the meme stock volatility. It started with GME, AMC, KOSS, BB, NOK, etc. going bananas and hit the mainstream consciousness scaring the whole market. Politicians got in on it, meme personalities like Chamath and Elon got in on it and on and on it went.
The whole time, vaccines for the virus are shipping, companies like AAPL are having blockbuster earnings reports, etc. In a week or two when this thing plays out we'll be right back up. At some point SOXL will split and you'll get 2 for 1 or 3 or maybe 4 or 5 then those shares will be $100 dollars a piece and the inexorable march of semiconductors will carry on pulling the price of SOXL to $500 again, wash rinse repeat. Obviously I'm passionate about semis and I hold a decent amount SOXL but I believe in this shit. I believe the industry is undervalued. To me SOXL is and always has been a value play. This shit is going to the next hyperverse in the long term. Count on it. And look at it like this. If you buy a long term hold you actually *want* it to go down. Why? So you can buy more

>>27172790
It's fun seeing the reddit tourists get triggered. We don't get 100+ posters in /smg/ on a normal weekend. You need to go back.

>>27172527
2 suicides, 3 heart attacks, and the cop being beat to death is fake news (even the police department had to make a public statement debunking the msm).

How long do "Buying Power" RH funds have to stay untouched until they're eligible to be withdrawn to my bank?

>>27172647
Probably because they were ordered to step down during the BLM riots and not defend any private business. Go back to R E D D I T

>>27172858
Trump's out of office. How's he going to support it's approval?

how are my RYCEY boys doing, you shilled your stock too early as the normies could be talking about RYCEY instead of AMC/BB

>>27172325
>tfw 3% daily meme inflation

>>27172934
look at the charts of dividend paying stocks and tell me if you can spot where they pay dividends. pro-tip: you can

>>27172858
Someone explain to me why NAK has gone up ~78% in the past month. I know it should be higher than that, but it's still confusing

>>27172690
Personally PLTR might be a good LTH, but maybe wait for a dip. It has dipped in the recent past. I don't have PLTR as of yet.
I do have BB so I might be biased, but I didn't get it for the meme, I got it because I believe in the product and in the "new" CEO. Their security stuff is pretty good (I work in IT security) and is getting a lot of traction. They had a recent big announcement with Amazon and they won a patent lawsuit vs Facebook and will get paid out a a nice settlement. This is why I believe in the long term BB. Memes can get fucked.

HOWEVER, if you follow my advice, be aware that I also bought NAKD and I feel like I should kms for that.

>>27172858
good idea anon, why don't you buy a thousand shares

Do you guys think normies are going to pile in on Monday for GME? I would like to drop some of my bags on them and then maybe try and get back in with the houses money around 250-300.

>>27173002
>semis
Will amd ever go back up or have I just thrown my money in a fire?

>>27173010
not triggered, just you know. Jannies might get triggered.

>>27172690
I like BB, I don't like NOK, and I think PLTR will be worth a ton a couple years from now but refuse to get it.

uh, bros...?

>>27173111
it should be in the fukin' ground. Fuck Dunleavy for going against literally every single other entity (including 3 votes by the Alaskan populace) and taking bribes

>>27173187
if anything the weekend will cause the normies to forget,

>>27173124
>PLTR
well, palantir is the main contractor for government information surveillance, and we're hurtling straight toward a technological dystopia led by nazi jew overloads.

What is preventing even larger funds from making profits with the rising share price of gme and then compensating for the losses of citadel etc?

>>27173097
So people actually do that? Why doesn't everyone do that if that's how it works?

Also
>dividend paying stocks
Are there stocks that don't pay dividends? What's the point of those, then?

>>27173187
thinking exactly the same fren

WSB is truly fucking weird right now.

they think if they all hold GME will go to 10k or 50k.

Any boomers?

Coke and Nestle look like good entry points right?

>>27172920
Share price goes up $1, OTM contracts dramatically increase in value. Sellers of contracts hedge with buying shares. 100 shares -> 1 contract is a huge multiplier of buying pressure. Now deeper OTM call options behave the same way to more movement of the share price.
Typically happens when the underlying share price is > $100 and the volume is relatively low relative to typical volume
TSLA was straight up gamma squeezed from April to January. Big Boy version of GME.

>>27173111
Penny stock pump and dump. Ever since even the damn Army told NAK to fuck off, it ain't worth shit.

>>27173010
This is actually news to me. I’ll be sure to trigger my extremist acquaintances with this fact.

>>27173224
Fuck 'em.

>>27173236
>I don't like NOK
why?

>>27173379
VTSAX

>>27172647
No it was just the other shops, acab or what

>>27173291
>>27172690
I bought into pltr early on but sold and again bought the top of PLTR but whatever ill hold

Bidens director of national intelligence worked for the CIA but before that was a contractor for PLTR so maybe he'll prop their guys up

>>27173291
yes and Peter Thiel is an investor and everything he touches turns to gold but I'm really hoping for a dip first. 35 entry is a bit steep if you ask me.

>>27173187
WSB is in full pumper mode. but i think they are delusional. they dont own the % of the shares they think they own.

>>27173322
your strategy is called dividend capture it's one of the oldest boomer tricks in the book. it's just not very effective

>>27173322
Just use the fucking links in the op and read likes fucking human being.

>>27173168
going all in on monday market open. literally CANT go tits up. i mean it's already $0.57, it cant go any lower

>>27173374
Did you have to read a news article to figure that out?

>>27173322
The point of a dividend is to incentivize people holding the stock. Some stocks don't need to hand out pennies to retain investors.

Has anyone made an animation for that vocaroo yet

>>27173374
It's absolutely insane how so many zoomers got roped into holding massive bags.

>>27173379
KO is always a bad entry point because even SPY outperforms it

>>27170770
Because, you idiot, that opens you up to exactly what is bankrupting Melvin. How can you be this dumb?

hodling

SPPI
SNDL
ZOM
NAK
NAKD
GPL
CTRM
ASM
CLSN

what else should i add? trying to make it

>>27173374
Breh, robinhooders cant even buy AMD anymore.
Theyre fucking pissed the fuck off.

>>27173296
>>27173291
pretty much nothing, but for the Hedge funds to make that money the price would have to squeeze as Citidel and Co. have to buy back shares fast to avoid interest. Basically it would rocket up and retail who hold will be rewarded but Hedge funds pretty much dictate how this will roll out.

That said, it might be that retail holds enough shares that Citadel can't close out enough shorts Intime not to be sunk by interest on those shorts... in which case another hedge fund tossing money at it would just be like rubbing toothpaste on a fatal gunshot wound; totally ineffective.

>>27173596
Which one

>>27172690
NOK is a no brainer for long term, they have 5G contracts in the UK and US and these countries don't trust Huawei to build 5G infrastructure. You'll see the fud about Samsung and Ericcson already doing 5G but the market is big enough to accomadate all 3 companies. To further add the mcap of Ericcson is 350 billion meanwhile NOK is at 20 billion.

>>27173664
>inverse this fren if you wanna make money

I'm gonna buy $200 of GUSH every week until it hits triple digits then hold

>>27173374
Imagine if it does though. Imagine not having a single share at that point.

>>27173681
Didn't mean to reply to the pltr anon, sorry for the misclick lmao

What's the move for monday fellas?

Also I want to fuck Lum so bad it's unreal

>>27173218
AMD's big advantage over Intel is their brilliant chiplet design and much smaller process node size courtesy of TSM. While Intel is still hellbent on torturing the 14++++++ node into 300 watt housefires, AMD is soon to be on node 5 (comparable to Intel 7nm which is nowhere near production). Intel has no plans to move to chiplets as far as I can see which means their manufacturing will be inherently much more expensive for the same product. All that said, INTC prints money and continues to have blowout earnings. But AMD is steadily increasing in marketshare and will probably continue for at least the next 2 or 3 years. With all that I think AMD will stop crabbing in the near future and I think it has a lot of room to grow.
Should Intel get their foundry shit together and start shipping 10nm or 7nm en masse and get their costs down then AMD will have a problem.

>>27172647
Some guy burned to death in the basement of that liquor store and MSM never reported on it

>falling for the DOGE meme
God people are retarded. Just saw this on fucking reddit, are these people just absolutely braindead? What good does holding DOGE even do for you? You're just going to clutch your bags as the pump and dumpers already sold last week?
Do these people just throw money and shit they have no idea about because people are talking about GME and they see DOGE is cheap and then tomorrow it'll be 300 dollars if they just buy a bunch and sit on it? Fucking christ

>>27173785
long memes short the nasdump same as last week

>>27173715
I still think a lot of redditors are going to dump NOK as soon as the GME bubble bursts. If that happens and it drops to 2 or 2.5, that would be great and I'll pick some up. Although it would go against my principles because I seriously hate 5G.

>>27173773
i have over 200k. ill be ok.

its just weird whats going on with that sub. it used to be pretty chill.

>>27173674
couldn't even buy stock in Aurora Cannabis. they are blocking shit not even related to this game stop shit

>>27173379
Tap big pharma for the short term or go big on airlines and cruises for the long haul

>>27173561
it used to be more laid back. have some useful info.

>>27173785
>monday
Even though I own 100 shares of GME and Im unironically hoping for a cataclysmic GME crash to read the biz wojaks and wsb conspiracy copes.

>>27171277

>>27173296
Nothing. Other firms are already making profits, just not looping back to Citadel.

>>27173681
Retail doesn't anywhere near enough shares to prevent the shorts to close out. Even then, retail is throwing shares left and right anyways if you look at GME's volume. There's definitely enough moving to exit.

>>27173508
I think I kind of understand. The price of stock must rise dramatically nearing dividend paying time, right? If you buy the stock earlier, you'll get it for cheaper

>>27173581
But what are you investing in exactly if you're not getting dividends from it? What do you expect to gain, other than the possibility of selling the stock higher than you bought it?

What do you guise think on AAL as a meme stock?
Are the reddit bros going to try and pump it to the moon?

>>27173674
SBUX on the list was funny

RYCEY also

>>27173988
FYI, i used to hold IBB (biotech ETF) and ARKG (genomics ETF). I cut them out years ago because they were more expensive and worse-performing than a total stock index. in fact, IT ETF and small-cap index are the only ones that made the cut. healthcare ETF was a close third but not good enough vs. VTSAX

>>27173660
if he is bankrupt first he has to liquidate his long positions

>>27173246
That billboard is comedy gold

>>27173002
Thanks fren

>>27173379
I have positions in Airlines/Cruiselines
I'm expecting things to rebound within 1-2 years
Rona won't be forever

>>27169193
EXPR and NAKD are the next GME

>>27173823
What's your verdict on AMD vs Nvidia?
Both are hurting from shortages but for the foreseeable future I still think Nvidias gpus will be considered the superior product.
On top of that they're set to acquire arm.

GUYS
If I transfer out of Robinhood to Fidelity, is there a long wait period? How long is it? I need to know if it’s worth it or not because if I have to wait more than a business day that’s going to be a no.

>>27174090
Yeah, I was tossing that as the case that alot of retail traders (especially newer ones) seem to believe, and they're welcome to learn. I seriously doubt any of the other hedge funds would even want to bail out Melvin - they're all at war with each other that's how it works lmao.

>>27174141
AAL is not a meme stock.

>>27173850
90% of people who go into the markets any of short (both stocks and crypto) are practically financially illiterate. They have no idea how the market operates. They see line go up and want to get in on the ride.

>>27174209
>ARKG is worse performing than VTSAX
What a joke.

>>27174257
>Rona won't be forever
Rona is here to stay with these mutations this will be like the flu and you'll have to take a yearly vaccine to be safe

What if GME trading will be halted forever and PLTR software is used on the trading blue sheets to put everyone who participated in jail?

>>27174316
transferring between brokers would be days minimum

>>27173922
NOK will never touch 2 dollars ever, unless the SEC keeps artificially bogging it for hedies to rotate positions and cover losses.

>>27174355
its on the restricted list. i think reddit tried to GME it but failed.

>>27173664
I’m into SNDL too, how much will it go?

>>27169193
I just don't see Wall Street letting retail retards win this fucking thing. Do you really expect them to hand over billions of dollars and go bankrupt? Who will force them?

>>27174415
>90% of people who go into the markets any of short (both stocks and crypto) are practically financially illiterate
Isn't that the case for the h*dgies as well? kek

>>27170972
That's every year

>>27169193
DNN or RYCEY?

its weekend faggots give it a rest

>>27174316
Will probably take 5 business days.

>>27174443
Nah, that would basically reveal the fraudulent stock market for what it is, which these guys will never allow to happen.

>>27174316
don't do it m8, you'll get frozen for 1-2 weeks
do it after this shit is over

>>27174355
>>27174257
Women hiding ballgags behind their mask in public is now a very new, specific fetish for me. Why has corona done this to me.

>>27174355
ok, thought it was.
thanks for the clarification.
>>27174497
I'll keep my eyes on it.

>>27174135
billions of dollars looking for arbitrage = no arbitrage. priced in

>>27173460
LTR on moon is retarded, current systems in use are FSO and are far faster and more efficient than radio could ever be. Nobody cares about nokia tech, no country is going to contract them for 5g or 6g, especially with beijing biden in power.
Aside from that they don't have anything. In other words, I just don't believe the thesis at all.

3% daily inflation is just a scare tactic idiots. It can go as low as 1%

KO will be fine. Hell right now your getting a damn good window to buy in. C (Citigroup) is another. It's over 25% under valued now with buybacks looming. The divvy is fat to boot. T, had good Q4 earnings; he gave the doubters the finger basically. That divvy is nice and juicy 0.52 x 4 @ 7% and it'll only cost you a cheap $29 a pop.

>>27174422
it's up +515% over 5 years and it costs 0.75% to own. if it were up 1,875% I'd consider it as good as VTSAX, which only costs 0.04% to own

>>27172858
holy shit buying 1000 shares thank you anon

>>27174512
Hopefully a bunch of reatrds in the miltary bought Gamestop and AMC and go AWOL.

Thats what I'm hoping for anyway.

NEW
>>27174721
>>27174721
>>27174721

>>27174349
Most of them don't even understand how the short interest is at 140% or how common is it to see short interests over 100%. A ton of ETFs are over 100% but nobody seems to give a damn about this. They think that 140% means they're shorting more than the float when its just a short share being borrowed again to sell a second time or more.

>>27173251
Or find new retard strength once all the cortisol leaves their system.

>>27173850
>Do these people just throw money and shit they have no idea about because people are talking about GME and they see DOGE is cheap and then tomorrow it'll be 300 dollars
Basically yes. Most of these people get their impressions of the stock market from films like Wolf and Big Short.

>>27174624
But anon they have to talk somehow.

>>27174037
based

>>27174660
english please...

>>27174484
>>27174599
>>27174618
Ok fuck that. Thanks

>>27174713
my dad has too much T for me to put any more family wealth into it on the off chance something bad happens

>>27173322
It's a practice called dividend capture. It doesn't actually make that much returns and it's not actually that good. It also has some subtlety to it: you can't just buy any random company that will give dividends in a month since you'll have to hold until the price recovers post-payment before you sell, or lose the dividend entirely in stock depreciation. Some stocks recover faster than other, you have to check that and choose the right ones thus.

>>27169193
what app can i trade with that won't restrict buying?

>>27174289
>for the foreseeable future I still think Nvidias gpus will be considered the superior product.
>On top of that they're set to acquire arm.
I agree completely. AMD's GPU arm née ATI has been playing second fiddle since I was playing glquake on my Geforce 2. They don't make enough money to beat Intel and NVDA at the same time. Not to mention NVDA owns the deep learning and data center space. That's not gonna change. And now Intel is shitting the Xe into the marketplace and while it will undoubtedly be a piece of shit it certainly won't help AMD any. I try not to even think of AMD as it compares to NVDA cuz it's depressing. They will both prosper and AMD will prosper where it doesn't compete with NVDA, namely CPUs

>>27174715
Those increased management fees are nothing compared to the increase in total return.

>>27174624
It was there from the start, you just never knew it

>>27174687
Powell says that you get 6% daily inflation now

>>27175064

>>27174777
>letting women talk

>>27172858
But they need their appeal to work which will be a lengthy process since the US army turned down their project claiming it was not up to code. The appeal hinges on NAK showing this was unfair since they could've altered the project to be up to code.

Not saying not to buy but it'll be s long term hold that could get even longer, or possibly fail, if the appeal fails.

>>27173251
>retard redditor tells all his family about his le epic play to stick it to the man
>normalfags dont know the market is closed on weekend
>all learn how to put in market orders @market price and forget until monday morning
>have no idea about pre-market
>just get fucking dumped on

>>27175064
>>27175179
maybe I'll reconsider. time to rebalance soon anyway

>>27174928
Makes sense, thanks. I'm guessing the price of stock fluctuates in such a way that buying right before and selling right after dividends are paid isn't really worth much

>>27172348
They did the same shit as robinhood and had outages too

>>27175368
Buy ARKX in a couple of months when it becomes available, it will be like buying ARKG at the beginning of last year.

Source:
Dude, trust me.

>>27173674
>>27173950
because RH has no fucking money

>>27175579
I see what happened. they cashed in on the covid meme

>>27175457
The problem is that the stock price is automatically adjusted for the dividend payout. Stock is at $5 and is paying out $0.3? It will open at $4.7 (+- some amount subject to market forces). How long it takes to go back to $5 depends on the specific stock. As I recall, swiss bank stock something-or-other is a fast recoverer, you could be rid of the stock in weeks after receiving the dividend. Some take almost a whole quarter to recover so that you're kinda stuck there because by the time it's recovered, it's receiving the next payout. Some are even worse off, they slowly bleed forever.

>>27171034
Jesus what a faggot all this hype and now he can't even post it. I bet you get soft before you cum you fucking tranny