/biz/ - Business & Finance

nice larp nigger

>>27168126
Do you have a foreskin?

>>27168126
you will never be a woman please go back

when are you guys losing your jobs?

>>27168126
Livestream it when you jump

Short chainlink faggot

Shalom, welcome to /biz/

>>27168126
What are your views on Sneed's Seed and Feed?

>>27168277
>>27168222
>>27168211
Checked
>>27168126
Get fucked Melvin

>>27168126
Your religion does not allow you to post on saturdays. Get the hell out of here

>>27168126
>you may have some misconceptions about what we do at the firm
I've no doubts on what you are going to do in a couple of weeks

>>27168126
Post PROOFs jew boy.
Otherwise, cool larp faggot

>>27168126
live stream it and do a flip

>>27168211
>>27168222
>>27168277
totally obliterated by numerals right from the start ouch

>>27168126
post your cutest assistants feet now

>>27168126
Your futures in $ROPE look promising.

Don't be salty that we exploited your exploit with less capital.

>>27168126
Fake and gay.

>>27168126
Can I see your cool hat?

>>27168211
>>27168222
>>27168277

>>27168222
No, but I think that is typical for men in the United States. Circumcision is very common here, so I think that's quite normal.

>>27168277
You're right, I am a man. Did I say otherwise?

>>27168211
Why is racism so prevalent on this website? I'm not sure I understand what you have against minorities.

>>27168315
What is chainlink? I haven't heard of it.

When are you paying me the $10k/share I know gme is worth?
Really 10k is a bargain, dont make me rethink it

>>27168126
>you may have some misconceptions about what we do at the firm
No, we know exactly what you do at the firm. You spend all week making high IQ plays only to end up giving free money to sub 80 IQ retards lmao

>>27168126
Did you buy GME for yourself too? We going to the moon.

>>27168546
We have already closed out all of our shorts for $GME last week. I know that other firms have heavily shorted it, but our position is entire closed. Now we're just dealing with the fallout of this disaster.

When you jump from the roof Monday morning are you gonna aim for anything in particular or are you going to be a Rorschach blot on the sidewalk?

>>27168521
Whats your address? I have a McDonalds application to send you for when you get unemployed

>>27168126
lurk more
sage

>>27168713
Thank you for your consideration but I along with all of my colleagues will remain employed with Melvin. We have cut our losses and will resume business as usual next week.

>>27168126
I heard from a lot of people that you are going to file for bankruptcy. Is that true?

Also, can you say me which stock is worth buying rn?

>>27168126
What color is your office carpet?

>>27168806
No, the bankruptcy rumors are unfounded. Fortunately, we were able to cover our shorts at around $90 a share. This was a considerable blow to our present capital but we will recover.

As for a stock that's worth buying right now, I would look into General Motors for a long. Their EV announcement this week was quite exciting and will bode well in the long-term for its price.

>>27168126
How many of you have purchased some rope and is there still a market for that on wall street?

>>27168126
>I am a CFA at Melvin Capital.
Prove it, cunt.

>>27168651

What fallout are you experiencing right now and what's looming after?

Will Melvin Capital be bailed out again? No way you are in the green.

>>27168651
>>27168784
>but our position is entire closed
>We have cut our losses and will resume business as usual next week.

>it's ok... you can stop doing what you're doing now

>>27169111
He's got Trips, you gotta prove it bro

>>27168390
is this real?

>>27169166
I would recommend that everyone who still has GME shares to get out while they still can. Expect a violent descent next week.

>>27168126
any insights into Davos / Great Reset?

Companies with potential for kosher Global 4.0 jobs like Rewilding?

>>27168521
why are you such a faggot kike nigger? Can you explain that?

>>27169264
>Expect a violent descent next week
by that do you mean that you'll send cops to our collective houses to beat us until we sell?

How large is the GME/short issue as a whole? Is it going to cause major losses for multiple financial companies or is it just a bad week? Schizos think it’ll cause a market collapse.

>>27169030
What about Johnson and Johnson stock. They going to get a vaccine out and that will drive stock?

>>27168126
Can you legitimise your identity? A photograph with a document that proves that you work at Melvin and a piece of paper with the current date on it would be sufficient. Thank you in advance.

>>27169269
I'm not sure what that is referring to. Is that some sort of Qanon theory? >>27169354
No, as I said, we are out of GME now. The house of cards will collapse quickly.

>>27168126
I'm glad someone both with expertise in this subject domain and with familiarity to this particular matter is around to answer questions. Here's a question I had. I don't work for Melvin Capital, but I think now is definitely time for us retail investors to sell our GME. Melvin Capital has already been punished enough, and it's just a matter of time before they cover their shorts one way or another. As a retail investor, I certainly wouldn't want to get left holding the bag when the stock price crashes, as it inevitably will (LOL). Certainly the right and prudent thing for us to do now is to put in a market order to sell all our shares for Monday at open. Now how quickly do you think the stock price will plummet on Monday and do you think it will make it back to single-digits where it rightfully belongs?

>>27168126
no
also sage

>ITS BEEN A VERY STRESSFUL AND BUSY WEEK MAKING SURE MY BOSS GETS TO KEEP HIS MANSION
>rigging the market to keep your overpriced home in nigger-infested miami

I say this with sincerity, you faggots have bad taste and I will gladly take your money and spend it better.

i have a question: how do you look your wife's son in the eye knowing you work for such a gay firm? plz respond

>>27168126
ywnmi

>>27169462
larp and obfuscation

I refuse to believe even a low-level hedge funder wouldn't be aware of current Davos talking points.

>>27169435
Jnj is shit invest in NOVAVAX

>>27169462
Who own the current gme shorts and when are they expiring

>>27169400
I don't see any potential for damage to the broader market, but it will be a bloodbath for retail investors. I encourage everyone who still holds shares to liquidate as soon as they can.
>>27169435
The vaccine news will definitely have some impact on the price action for J&J.
>>27169438
I can't provide documents due to NDA & other forms of identification may leave me vulnerable. I am aware that some people have had their identities exposed from very little information on this site in the past.

>>27169354
He means once most of the hedgie shorts get through the cracks the value will collapse to $50 or below without mooning at $1000+

"Guys we're already covered we're totally only spending money on advertisements which tell everybody because we're such good people and only want to prevent you from making a mistake! We were totally out at 90$ and that final push right before close yesterday had nothing to do with us."

You should seriously fire whoever came up with those ads. Now noone is falling for this shit anymore.

>>27168521
This site is largely populated by underachieving whites. I'll let you connect the dots.

>>27168126
What do you think about all of the other meme stocks, like AMC, NOK, BB, BBBY?

>>27168126
Yeah man but let’s see your weiner.

>>27169474
Monday will be a dead cat's bounce. Tuesday onward will be like a freefalling elevator back down to single digits.

>>27168126
Prove it you larping faggot. Post your business card or some shit.

Also, I hope you and your boss get fired.

>>27169710
>I encourage everyone who still holds shares to liquidate as soon as they can.

Imagine if this is someone from Melvin. This is a PR/psy-op campaign to fix their problem. There's no way they would come here and tell people to get out of a stock unless they had an interest in it.

>>27169824
I think that Blackberry and Nokia might be good investments in the long-term due to decent fundamentals. These other ones will fade quickly once the hype is over.

>>27168126
do you have to suck jewish jock at entry ?
genuine question

>>27169790
I can imagine. Some of the antisemitism and broader racism I have seen here is really disturbing. I think these people may fare better both in investing and life if they put those sort of biases aside.

>>27169790
go shill a shitcoin u fucking pajeet

>>27169710
Assuming you are who you say you are know this:

The retailers who bought GME and started this all fall into three groups:

Some have sold already at massive profit

Some know they are in a suicide charge, but don’t care because they want to hurt Wall Street as much as possible. Think anger over the 2008 bailout

The third group are naive newbies who think they will get to sell GME at $5,000+ while bankrupting every hedge fund on the planet.

>>27168126
cant outjew the samurais you nog, i shall hold until my dying breath. check em

>>27170161
GME will never go to $5k. Retail investors, especially those who are new to this, need to get out immediately before causing financial devastation to themselves.

>>27168126
We know you haven’t closed your positions why even come here to try and scare us into selling. Right I will make you a deal I will sell you 90% of my shares for 1k a share but the remaining 10% I’m keeping for my own purposes you can’t get a fairer deal than that

fucking shill thread get out while you can

>>27168126
Rate my Roth IRA? I just opened it a few months ago. Also, any suggestions? I'm about to finish maxing my 2020 contribution

>>27170104
*ehem*
*tin** tin* *tin* *tin*
excuse me gentlemen , i have an announcement to make , gather around frens :
*ehem*
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
KIKE KIKE KIKE
HEDGIE HEDGIE
PAY THE FUCKING UP

>>27170331
Why do you care about individual retail investors losing money?

>>27170331
>7 million+ people buying in at 1-2 shares
>this will financially devastate them
You realize I can earn my $500 back in a week, right? I am not selling, scholomo.

>>27169264
If you believe this, why did you get out? Paying your premium for one more week would've be cheaper than getting out, wouldn't it be?

>>27170556
This. Why not double down on the short if you know it’s gonna drop?

>>27168126
If you closed your shorts, why would you tell that to the public via the media instead of releasing statements? Also why would you tell anyone you closed your shorts instead of quietly taking the other side of the bet?

>>27170104
would it shock you to learn that this is how people outside of wall street and heavily filtered social circles actually talk?

>>27170331
Also, is this event going to lead to laws/regulations being passed to stop retailers from doing something like this again? They’re small, but as you see they can coordinate through social media.

>>27168784
>fuck, we're in deep shit
Take this man to the infirmary, he's delusional.

>>27170732
they'll put artificial caps on retail traders. Only a certain amount available to the overall group

>>27168390
WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?
IS THIS REAL?

>>27168126
Thanks for the money short selling bitch

>>27170732
I'm not sure. I would expect the SEC to investigate broadly into this matter as I'm sure that some of it constitutes market manipulation. There are big institutions on the "side" of retail investors, and I imagine they had a large hand in pumping the value of GME to the point that we are seeing now.

>>27171127
Ahem. Sir. Please answer this >>27170647

>>27171127
Have you posted proof of who you are?
You’d be on wsb if you are who you say you are, not here.

>>27169897
>Tuesday onward will be like a freefalling elevator back down to single digits
Well then, what is your price target for Tuesday and onwards?

>>27171194
he's only here to talk about Rampart, apparently

>>27169264
Why are you coming on here trying to convince people to sell if you no longer have any foreskin if the game?

>>27171127
Post proof of who you are.

>>27169979
What about AMC, since they just cleared $600M in debt from the new stock issuing? Do you think that they will recover after the pandemic?

>>27171300
Again, I can't due to the concerns I outlined above.

>>27168126
get out kike

>>27171540
Answer me hedgie, I want the money by next Friday or I’m buying more

>>27171539
AMC was not doing well even prior to COVID. I can't see them holding a long-term price of higher than $10.

>>27171643
sars-cov2 didn't hurt AMC. It was the governments response, and now artificially sustained curfew campaign.

>>27171540
Then you’re a nobody, like me. Fuck you

>>27171540
Sir. I remind you. You need to address this >>27170647

>>27171540
Literally post anything. You don’t have a badge or some shit? Otherwise you can’t really expect anybody to take you seriously

>>27171857
It's your choice whether or not to take me seriously. It'll be your funeral when you refuse to sell us your shares and they drop down to nothing. Also we don't hold badges. We aren't the FBI.

>>27171796
they dodged my question about WEF/ Davos, which even the most junior of a hedge funder would be aware of.

Either lying or diverting, and not here for an organic discussion.

Sup yos?!! We covered our shorts nigga but could you be so kind as to sell off your gme and amc? We are trying to protect you from yourselves. Just trust me brehs.

>>27172086
LOL. This sums up the thread

>>27170331
"Financial devastation". Projecting your own fears a bit there, buddy. Most of us went in at money we can afford to lose, because it was obvious how fucking risky this war is. This is a high-risk, high-reward situation. The fact that you didn't consider this obvious shows that you don't actually know what you're talking about, you're just paid to create a narrative.

>>27168126
have you chosen your method of suicide yet?

show us a proof, that u work in melvin capital, show us ur id, u can blur the information and the pic.

>>27171979
>It'll be your funeral when you refuse to sell us your shares and they drop down to nothing.
Fine, you'll get mine for a reasonable $100,000 / stock.

>>27172217
It'll be your funeral, not ours. I'm just trying to warn you as a courtesy. >>27172286
I didn't mean to say "us", that was my phone's auto-suggestion. We have no need to buy any more shares.

>>27171979
I will barely lose anything if I don’t sell and it crashes, like what 600 dollars I first put in? However if you are lying (clearly are) you stand to lose billions. This is a game of chicken you simply can’t win

>>27172248
They don't, they work for some PR firm hired by Melvin to sow dissent and encourage people to sell their positions

>>27172248
If he really wanted to convince his authenticity he would've done it right at the OP post. OP is a larping idiot.

>>27172410
>I didn't mean to say "us", that was my phone's auto-suggestion. We have no need to buy any more shares.
Why not open some more shorts if you believe the stock will hit single digits next week?

>>27169648
This looks like James Bond nightfire

>>27169790
>>27170104
Not even white and I think you are a faggot, along with the larper

>>27172410
You will own nothing and you will be happy, kike.

>>27168651
The fallout hasn't even begun yet. Keep your head about you...

>>27168126
>Hello there 4chan. I am a CFA at Melvin Capital
Kill yourself kike
>now that it's the weekend, I finally have some free time.
lmao imagine spending free time while your multibillion dollar company is about to go bankrupt.

>>27172410
I put 5 grand in. I don't give a fuck if I lose it all. Make sure you do a flip next week and go out like a champ.

>>27172410
At most, I'm out a couple hundred bucks. I've saved far more than that by not being able to go anywhere for the past year.

>>27172609
Yeah OP, do this!

Thanks for the questions, to those of you who had legitimate ones. I have my kids this weekend so I need to go for now, but I may return at some point. As a final word of warning: sell your GME as soon as you can. It will not end well for you if you don't. I am just trying to save you.

>>27172609
>Why not open some more shorts if you believe the stock will hit single digits next week?
Because they did. Greedy little bastards.

Another reason why "the plan" is two weeks and not one, we gotta wait out the shorts they bought to defend their shorts. Trust the plan.

>>27172960
Haha you’re divorced? Fuckin loser. You’re going to miss your alimony payments huh?

>>27172960
You should worry about keeping those kids safe...

>>27172960
Nobody likes you, they just like your wallet.

>>27172960
>I am just trying to save you.
hehe

>>27172960
Do your kids love mommy's new boyfriend more than you?

>>27172960
>I HAVE MY KIDS FOR THE WEEKEND
let me guess, one of them is named brayden

>>27173120
He gets paid to create narratives on the internet I don't think he knows what wallets are.

>>27172748

>I'm not sure what that is referring to. Is that some sort of Qanon theory?
>>27169462

>>27172960
you skirted questions.

Mine about Davos was legitimate

>>27170658
>would it shock you to learn that this is how people outside of wall street and heavily filtered social circles actually talk?
It's how screeching retards talk

>>27168126
What is your preferred suicide method in minecraft?

>>27169264
why didn't you double the short then?

>>27168126
>ID: WordXDMu

Word XD Mu

What did he mean by this?

>>27168126
Did nobody notice how his ID is "WordXDMu"?

>>27168126
Kek LARP and bullshit

>Melvin have not closed their shorts
>implying you wouldn't be working all weekend because of gamestop threatening your company's existence

How about you show us your Melvin payslip and we might believe you

>everybody talking about how WSB is responsible
>some Melvin capital guy comes HERE to "warn" us and answer questions instead of doing this on reddit

yea Im not buying it

>>27169790
its a troll idiot, anyone who found /biz/ knows what 4chan is and the type of people who post on it.
wowwww! didnt realise racism existed on 4chan!!!! believe me guys im legit

>>27173833
>implying you wouldn't be working all weekend because of gamestop threatening your company's existence

Fucking incredible point. Why would they have a weekend off during a huge story like this

>>27168126
Hello and welcome.

So how come you guys are sending all your interns in pitiful weak FUD attempts even while knowing we'll never sell?

Why are you Wall street hedgies not able to parse the fact there's more to this than money for us?
That wee want to hurt you guys more than we want some more pocket money?


When are you going to admit defeat, take your hands off of your empty wallets, and admit defeat before your impossible-to-meet debts become beyond-impossible?

Close the door on your way out.

>>27169474
>Hello, I am a completely impartial and unknown person to you and I agree with you that all of us fellow stock investors should all sell Gamestop stock on Monday.

Kek, the shills are pathetically obvious. Melvin hasn't covered shit, the price never even went back down to 90 dollars.
>>27169897
Do a flip when you jump, faggot.

>>27168126
Get in kike

His boss should have told his little shillboy that we got a website for checking on the shorts. Did anybody save the URL?

>>27168126
HEY MELVIN REMEMBER YOU OWE ME A SHITLOAD OF MONEY BY NEXT WEEK, CHEERS FAGGOT

>>27172960

Seems like a campaign for a double short if you ask me.

The insults are a way to keep cultural subversion from entering this board, since there are so many campaigns by Discord ideologues, correct the record, shareblue, reddit shills entering the board. Look up Yuri Bezmenov if you want examples of it.

>>27170383
based

>>27172410
That's why you and your shill buddies are desperately trying every trick to get people to sell.

Don't jump out a window next week, your family still need you, settle for flipping burgers., wagecuck.

>>27168521
because fuck niggers, low IQ they are

>>27171979
>hedgie thinks I give a fuck about free stimulus money
Come and take it for $50,000

>>27171979
lol the concern trolling on /biz/ is through the roof, who knew that all these hedge fund managers cared so much about us.

>>27170104
And how do you feel when mainstream media puts out articles about how the white race needs to die off? Is that disturbing too, Chaim?

“I thought I was making an incredible investment,” Mark Hilton of Sherwood Elementary School stated. “I read in Margin of Safety by Seth Klarman that when kids on Wall Street Bets bid up bankrupt stocks you should short them. When GameStop went to $100 per share I put $15,000 of our school’s funds into a short.”

Mark Hilton, 45, has been the superintendent of Sherwood Elementary School in St. Louis, Missouri for 10 years. During the past ten year’s Mark has been in charge of managing Sherwood’s endowment fund – mainly investing in long-term index funds. This past year during the pandemic, Mark started to read as many investing book as he could get his hands on.

“I read over 14 books on investment strategy,” Mark said. “When I saw the hype with GameStop I remembered Ben Graham saying how meme stocks are a great short when kids on internet forums take them to ridiculous valuations.”

Literally seconds after Mark put a short order in, GameStop went to $400. “I was devastated. Not only did I short GameStop but I did it on 10x margin. When I looked at Sherwood’s Robinhood account it showed negative $12 million.”

Sherwood Elementary is now in the hole for $12.45 million. The school is on the verge of bankruptcy and ruin and completely out of funds. “We are holding a local bake sale this weekend,” Mark stated. “But there is no way we can come up with this money. I will have to fire all of our great teachers.”

If you have any idea what Sherwood Elementary can do to raise funds don’t hesitate to call the district..

https://thestonkmarket.com/elementary-school-lost-12-45-million-on-botched-gamestop-short/

>>27171979
>sell us your shares

Haha, see how you tell off on yourself. I thought you guys had divested your interest, so why would we sell the shares to you?

>>27169897
I had already planned on exiting somewhere between Monday and Tuesday but the fact that you're making such a confident statement about the timing is suspect.

It's clearly a bubble but nobody knows when a bubble will pop. Even if your firm specializes in shorting everyone knows shorting is a difficult and risky game.

>>27175515
It's like they are not even trying anymore.

>>27168126
Will you guys let aware people like me sell at market-open on Monday? I don't want any part in this reddit trash and would rather not lose my investment. Can we see $350 on monday as a last chance?

>>27168126
MY GME SHARES???!!!! IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY THEM FIRST. I HOLD EVERYTHING I OWN.. IN ONE PIECE!!

>>27170331
You haven't closed shit ha ha ha you are getting fucked at this very moment

What was the point of posting this thread you fucking kike? Eat shit and die. You’re a useless CFA.

>>27171979
I look forward to watching as the lot of you jump out of your building and cause the building itself to implode when your bodies shatter the foundation.

If it fails the first time, try again, doubling up on your shorts seemed to work, so why not double up on your jump?

>>27169944
>There's no way they would come here and tell people to get out of a stock unless they had an interest in it
ding ding ding. Can you honestly imagine a hedgie showing concern for the little guy?

>>27168521
ITS NOT NORMAL FUCK YOU

>>27170331
You expect us to believe a kike has the goyims financial best interest at heart? You are fucking useless at this.

>>27168126
Show. Nose. Kike.

>>27170634
>no response
faggot confirmed. Reeks of "better to settle at 90 then get assfucked when it skyrockets next week"

Guys, I actually agree with the Melvin CFA. I think we should exit as soon as we can and move our profits into something else before we get burned.

>>27171127
So hedge funds and billionaires can freely trade, but not the people. Fuck the people.
Something like that?

when are you jews going to pay reparations for damages you done?

>>27177295
Bwahahahahaha

>>27177295
Lmao he finally decided to cut you idiots loose from the larp string.

>>27168651
This has nothing to do with targeting any specific hedge fund. It was an opportunity and we took advantage of it.

We do not hate hedge funds, and we see them as a necessary part of any capitalist system. Their job as market participants are to set prices of various securities, but sometimes they will take stupid positions and they need to be taught a lesson.

There is an even stupider short position that hedge funds have, and that is shorting the 30-year US treasury. If you really believe that we will see inflation, you are deeply mistaken. Interest rates are going to stay flat until 2045. This momentary spike in prices is due to global panic buying. This whole thing will end when orders back up and those inflation expectations get royally fucked. I think this is the trade that will completely blow up the Hedge funds like it did in 08 when 10-year/2-year spreads widened. Just go back to 1990s Japan and everyone was screaming "inflation! inflation!", and yet they've been in a depression for 30 years.

I do not hold any positions in GME. I have the understanding when the entire world knows about a trade, it's really too late to trade in it, and it may be overbought/oversold. I am in NOK and BB, and I will hold/put pressure on that trade however.

So, anyway, that's my 2 cents. None of these attacks are really personal as I do think Hedge funds have a place in the market. The free market will take care of the Incompetent hedge funds, and rightfully so.

>>27168126
>I am a CFA at Melvin Capital.
Hello, kill yourself.

>>27177404
Nah man, it's a shill who fucked up, they really are this dumb. Poor little pajeet wasn't told about IDs.

>>27169400 #
I don't see any potential for damage to the broader market, but it will be a bloodbath for retail investors. I encourage everyone who still holds shares to liquidate as soon as they can.

Top kek. Meanwhile...

>>27174890
Do you think his wife is going to stay with him after the mansion and all her goochi bags are sold off?

>>27169264
I expect GME to bounce around $5 and $1000 like a seismogram. There are buy and sell opportunities. Also volatility is highly undervalued right now, as are TLT calls.

It's not GME that is at risk, it's everything.

The US will reach 250% Debt-to-GDP soon.

>>27168651
then who has all those shorts then hm? if u did sell ur shorts y didnt gme go up? y haven u announced it in a press conference? if u did then u would most def cause a sell off the likes of which that will take gme from its current price of 313 to 50cents in a matter of 2 min. u know y u didnt do that? because u didnt ur still balls deep in those shorts and if u were to do that and cause a sell off like that then u and ur ((())) friends will most certainly send to federal prison for manipulating the market the likes of which have never been seen b4

The sheer amount of debt outstanding will double the value of the US dollar as those debts become increasingly more difficult to service. I'm pretty sure more than half of these Hedge funds won't exist by 2030, and we will only have investment banks.

>>27178191
All the Hedge funds are short GME. They will have to dump stocks to cover their short, which is why they're in panic mode.

The broader market is going to crash, and their 30-year treasury shorts will unwind just as quickly, causing bond prices to skyrocket.

>>27170383
based

>>27178347
not financial advice but if thats true y not start shorting banks?

>>27169030

>stock worth buying
>GM

>>27169438
Op, post a picture of your office you faggot

>>27174000
But he is working this weekend, he's posting here with professional FUD

>>27178558
Banks are long bonds. H.8 tells me they're only lending to the Government right now, and I guess they're also loading up on RMBS.

Conventional 30-year fixed-rate mortgage backed securities are pretty solid in 2020, and the mortgage refinance market is doing quite well right now. As long as the Fed buys that stuff, the Fed can choose whether they receive interest payments or not, which changes the game completely.

>>27177295
kek

>>27168211
>>27168222
>>27168277

>>27177295
How retarded are you?

>>27178986
so banks r stable now?

DO A FLIP

>>27173242
this hits too close to home especially the closet bedroom

>>27173790
all in on mu coin

>>27170331
NIGGER

>>27168211
>>27168222
>>27168277
f3b3

>>27177295
you will never short another stock in your life, if you do we will be there

>>27171979
hey hedgie i'm buying more GME

>>27172960
save us? saving yourself more like. do a flip.

>>27177295
samefagging larp kek

>>27172185
>that webm
I'm in serious doubt rn whether that is satire or serious...

>>27168651
Why did Bloomberg take this down ?

>>27170331
have you all considered that everyone here is only in a position they are prepared to lose and therefore

FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU
AND MOST OF ALL
BUT NOT TO TO BE COUNTED IN HASTE
THE SLAVES OF THIS CESSPIT OF FILTH
THE MEN OF THE HOUR
OUR LEAST FAVORITE
BUT MOST REFERENCED
NEVER FAILING
NEVER SLEEPING
ALWAYS SEETHING
FUCK JANNIES

>>27168390
sneed

Will Melvin buy my GME shares at 1000$?

>>27168126
do you fund mass rape gangs that prey on children? and are you all jews that are funding holocausts?

>>27180262
>Buybsv.live

Ok will buy

>>27177295
You have the same ID post as OP [WordXDMu], you are pretty dumb for a financial bigwig. Nice try, we can see right through you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgALYq0G7w&ab_channel=SheaDepmore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjIDHtemoaY&ab_channel=JackBrown

>>27168126
prove you know shit about stocks
what's your algo strategy

>>27180334
based as fuck

>>27180334
based

>>27172960
CFA in a hedge fund who makes a living from destroying others peoples lifes suddenly concerned about /biz/ wealth and safety, what a retarded larping

>>27169897
Why don't you short it then?

That was fun

>>27168126
>I am a CFA at Melvin Capital.
no youre not

>>27182068
to elaborate and if u really were, i would have got the contract hit on your head so that proves it

>>27170331
You don't get it do you. It's not about the shekels, something you lot don't understand.

>>27177295
9/10 for this one post alone. Being "caught" samefagging is a nice touch, surprised more people don't do it.

Hello there 4chan. I am an assistant to the CTO of Bilderberg. They actually reset the simulation at 4:00pm on Friday to replay the day and eliminate the major players than ran up GME to over $6,000 in the first execution. However, thereis an exploit to obtain limited memories of previous simulations through a secret easter egg, if anyone is interest to use this in the future. I have blacklisted this thread from the divergence detection system and will wipe it 6 times over after it dies so you are free to discuss.

>>27181862
hahahah get fucked!
Newfags everywhere

>>27172960
When your ex missus is lying in bed next to her new boyfriend, your little kid will crawl between them in the morning. Anything could happen.

>>27177295
haha faggot

>>27168126
Show your nose

>>27168126
>>27177295
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Nice try newfags! Monday is almost here

>>27171979

>>27177295
Back to the gas chambers.

>>27182355
I am interested. Please tell me more.

>>27169462
Why don't you short it again if it's about to collapse?

>>27177295
>be me, boomer wagie at Melvin Capital
>scroll through my computer every day to do market reports and haven't gotten much attention in a while
>am feeling down about my stagnation and sort of want a promotion
>overhear bosses arguing with each other about "the squeeze" and "4chan trolls"
>they agree to mobilize more "FUD" on "/biz/"
>shyly speak up and offer to do some myself
>they look at me confused, clearly not remembering who I am, and tell me "that's okay," they'll "get their team on it"
>I insist, saying this is an "all hands on deck effort"
>they figure it can't be much harm and tell me to go ahead
>frantically google the definition for "FUD" and study up on 4chan a little
>come to /biz/
>make this post
>get fired

Little Hedgie Jew Jew
Hopping through the market,
Scooping up the chad stocks
And shorting them naked
And down, down, down came the Good Fairy, and said:
“Little Hedgie Jew Jew
I don’t want to see you
scooping up the chad stocks
And shorting them naked
I’m going to give you three chances,
And if you don’t behave,
And then, I’m going to send those stocks to the…MOOOOOON!”
Little Hedgie Jew Jew
Hopping through the market,
Scooping up the chad stocks
And shorting them naked
And down, down, down came the Good Fairy, and said:
“Little Hedgie Jew Jew
I don’t want to see you
scooping up the chad stocks
And shorting them naked
I’m going to give you two more chances,
And if you don’t behave,
And then, I’m going to send those stocks to the…MOOOOOON!”
Little Hedgie Jew Jew
Hopping through the market,
Scooping up the chad stocks
And shorting them naked
And down, down, down came the Good Fairy, and said:
“Little Hedgie Jew Jew
I don’t want to see you
scooping up the chad stocks
And shorting them naked
I’m going to give you one more chance,
And if you don’t behave,
And then, I’m going to send those stocks to the…MOOOOOON!”
And it won’t be pretty!”
Little Hedgie Jew Jew
Hopping through the market,
Scooping up the chad stocks
And shorting them naked
“That’s it.”
Then the Good Fairy came down,
And then she turned sent those stocks to the.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>27168126

how much nigger anus do you guys tongue per anum?

>>27169979
larp. if you were real you'd know that what you just said combined with your claims of being an authority would constitute financial advice and open you to being sued if anyone followed your advice and get hosed

Tell your boss he can buy my shares for $5,000 each. I'm not greedy like the rest of the faggots here.

>>27168126
Where's your trip? idiot

>>27173242
I wish my dad asked me what snacks we wanted. he just sat in a drunken stupor while we were over there and jerked off to porn locked in his bedroom. he would whine about giving us money for Safeway food.

>>27171979
lol 10/10 larp op thank you for the laughs

>>27168211
>>27168222
>>27168277

>>27168126
No you aren't, go fuck yourself

>>27168126
>>27184123

>>27169474
Stfu kike your stuoid larp isn't working here you GLOWWW NIGGER

>>27169474
LISTEN TO ME KIKE LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY I AM VERY POOR GUY DON'T HAVE A JOB RIGHT NOW DUE TO WHOLE THIS HOAX PANDEMIC I AM LIVING IN THE FOREIGN COUNTRY BECAUSE MY IS POOR AS FUCK AS A WHITE ARYAN HARDWORKING LOWER CLASS CITIZEN I COULD AFFORD ONLY 170E TO INVEST IN GME I WILL NOT SEEL NEVER LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY I WOULD GLADLY END UP ON THE STREETS WITH NO FOOD BUT I WOULD SLEEP PEACEFUL KNOWING I FUCK YOU UP OR AT LEAST HELPED TO FUCK YOU UP

>>27168784
>We have cut our losses
But not quick enough.
>and will resume business as usual next week.
Wrong. Recovering from that won't be that easy, because you'll have to recover your psych from getting your ass's handed to you by a bunch of nerds/geeks.
You people got destroyed, no easy recovery from that.

>>27169111
>>27169181

THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

you gotta, Melvinbro

>>27169030
>I would look into General Motors for a long.
Wow, no wonder you guys got creamed.
lmfao!

>>27168126
Um sweetie, this is actually 4channel

>>27174175
Based

>>27171979
>when you refuse to sell us your shares
Is that what this is about?
So you are not all out GME.
Interesting.

>>27168126
OV VEY NIGG,
YOUR SHORTS RATIO IS STILL AROUND 93%
fuck off LARP

>>27168126
I HAVE LEAKED AUDIO FROM MELVIN CAPITAL!: https://poltube.app/user/Boi/XcYiu3

>>27168126
You are a Jewish 1% Elite parasiting off the goyim so you get what you deserve.

>>27168126
>can´t stop

>WON´T STOP

>G A M E S T O P

not selling kike. pay up if you want shares nigger.

>>27168126
Do you guys start working hours with a nice sacrifice to Saturn and using adrenochrome?

>>27171979
OY VEY SELL US YOUR SHARES GOYIM SO I CAN COVER.
no. no i dont think i will.

>>27170104
What's disturbing is the behavior of you Jews that MAKES everyone "anti-semitic". It is fully justified against you because your kind are on the attack against the average American.

>>27169462
Lmao, there's the FUD. You dumb nigger. You know damn well if your ass got caught you'd be sued and thrown in jail for making statements like this.

There's still 115% short float as of FRIDAY. The latest numbers. Even if melvin closed some or all of their positions the entire stock as a whole is still shorted over 100%. Get fucked stupid fud nigger.

>>27170104
You remind me of the saying
>The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>27171979
>It'll be your funeral when you refuse to sell us your shares
At least keep your larp straight bro. Before it said you closed out all your shorts. Why do you need more shares?

>>27168126
rekt have fun looking for a new job on friday. hey it wont be so bad maybe buy less alvocado toast

>MC
>cannot punctuate at a grade school level.
Like ivy league pottery class.

>>27177295
you made reading your larp worth reading by being the same fag, good one anon

>>27168126
why are you homosexual?

>>27177295
>19 post from this ID
Alright guys HOLD THE LINE confirmed.

>>27168126
I know this is larp, but post an original picture from your office or a selfie or something to prove us wrong. I know this is fake, but it just would be kind of cool to roast the real thing, ya know?

>>27177295
You won't get burned if you sell back to get your initial and then ride the rest

>>27168126
Thank you sir, just bought 100k

>>27189337
KEK, nice.

>>27172960
Save your custody over those kids bruh

does anyone know what platform this is?
>>27186009

>>27170104
I was a Jew and I can say we always look to our own benefit, and not to others.

Always creating a community just between us for us. We even call Goyim to people.

All of this creates a space that inevitably will create tension.

until we recognize the other as oneself, there will be a crisis

>>27168126

>>27168211
>>27168222
>>27168277
Based numerals

>>27177295
hahahhahah I actually enjoyed this larp kek

>>27168126
Welcome to biz. Ignore these stupid questions and trolling comments. I apologize for their behavior. I do have a very important question for you, however.
Peepee or poopoo?

>>27168126
wow why don't you guys believe anything?

>>27190790
>until we recognize the other as oneself, there will be a crisis

>>27191937
We have finely tuned bullshit detectors. Coincidentally, that's why I'm still holding.

>>27190711
I think tradingview

>>27175472
idgaf, I'm just glad I'm not that guy

>>27177295

>>27175472
I *could* lose up to $6k, but at least I didn't yeet an elementary school's endowment fund and put them all in a multimillion dollar hole lmao.

>>27170331
I find it ironic how "get out immediately" is actually, literally and unironically what the useful idiots should have done last week with the smart money - but, then again, that's why they are called useful idiots.

>>27169790
>he thinks that 4chan is mostly white
oh no no no

At this point, there are sooo many conspiracy theories and false information that Gabe just needs to go on CNBC and tell people point blank you guys are out and show proof of the short.

This only gained media attention because of elon and chamath. Chamath has been shilling sofi as a replacement for RH. These billionaires don't give a shit about any thing they jsut want to be "loved" by the people and to show they are on your side so they consume their products. so if you guys believe they give a shit, you have serious issues.

>>27168211


>>27168222


>>27168277

kecked

>>27168126
'Melvin' and 'lemon' capital are at the head of this.
really gets the old almonds crackin.
Does NO ONE ELSE think they're being played?

>>27168211
>>27168222
>>27168277
Excellent.

>>27168126
nigger tongue my anus

>>27169462
>look here, I'm some larping billionaire faggto about to lose my house and my wife and pay her millions in alimony a month
>PLS SELL>
I hear progresso soup is on sale at Vons/Ralphs
learn how to turn on a stove top.

>>27170331

You're not backing up your statements. WHY will everything collapse on Tuesday? WHY will this cause financial ruin?

>>27195652
why would anyone from this place care about you or anyone here?
This is how fucking desperate these folks are.
They are attempting to plead to their new gods.
THE MASSES.

"Why I am calling? Just wanted to touch base... btw, about that collateral... We require 40 bil right now for that position.. yeah, that one.. probably 100 bil next week... Can you just wire it over quickly, bro?"

Enjoy being fired on Monday. Hope you're larping

>>27170364
Not going to make it.

>>27177295
>WordXDMu
>Guys, I actually agree with the Melvin CFA.

Nice Larp
10/10

>>27169897
Thanks for the tip. Going to short with 140% float.

>>27174246
They better pay up

>>27168521
Rent Free

(((rent-free)))

>>27180453
STOP TEACHING SHILLS HOW TO BE BETTER SHILLS. JESUS FUCK, DUMBASS, YOU'RE STUPIDER THAN HIM FOR THIS SHIT!!!

Loose lips sink ships faggot.

>>27169030
>giving buy recommendations
This is when the larp fell apart.

>>27175472
fake article

>>27168521
>I am definitely legitimate
>First question answered is foreskin related
Fuck off rabbi.

>>27168651
>It's safe to sell now, friend, honest. You can trust me
>He says as he pries at your tungsten carbide gauntlet
NOT SELLING

>>27177295
YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS COON

>>27168126
This is you OP.

>>27168126
enjoy going bankrupt lol

>>27171979
no notebook with logo
no mousepad with logo
pen with logo
literally anything that would say you've been to a job interview there, the LARP is nice, lots of people biting
saged

>>27177989
this
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of chaos

>>27194759
Please explain when the squeeze is still over 100%? OH right, you're a retard that doesn't know what he's taking about