/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27161610
Why do you faggots always forget to post a source

>dude, trust me

>>27161675
>I need a source to believe things

>>27161610
All they need do is cite market manipulation then roll back the trades.

Bet you’re sorry you voted Biden now, Redditors.

>>27161610
I totally believe your word. I totally believe you're not a shill nor do you have some kind of ulterior motive.

But I won't sell.

>>27161610
>buy 'puts' during a short squeeze
>200k in debt now because retarded
>shill on 4chan to try and make stock go down because "if people sell stonks they go down"
>does not realize this is a once in a fucking lifetime event so stock price keeps above $300
>sees he is still in 200k debt and wants to kill self

>>27161610
FUD alert

>>27161923
>roll back the trades
does this mean I'll get my money back?

>>27161610
BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP

This would cause people to burn down Wall Street I believe. There would at least be a mass shooting

>>27161610
So you mean I can buy more at $60?
Holy shit I hope you're right.

>>27161923
>Implying Trump wouldn't do the same
>Implying America isn't corrupt to the core and in a Roman Empire-style decline

>>27161610
This retard missed out and is feeling the FOMO SO FUCKING HARD.

>SEC rolls it back
>reddit triples down and pamps it again with the money they got back
Are the SEC literal retards? What the fuck are they thinking?

>>27161610
nice FUD jew

>>27161610

Post your nose

>>27161610
I know this is a shitpost but imagine being american

>>27161610
go shill somewhere else Shilly McShillington.

>>27161610
>source

HODL YOU RETARDS

>>27161610
>SEC fix the price of the stock to 60$
>showing to everyone that didn't already know that the stock market is a scam and it isn't a free market at all
Good.

>>27161675
Because people will believe it anyway and make funny panic posts.

>>27162084
Agreed but it's great we can blame it on Biden and it fucks plebbitors since they all voted for him.

>>27161906
in case you didn't already know, you need to provide sources to back up the claims you say. the more you know

>>27162268

>>27161610
Source: found a piece of paper on the sidewalk that said so

Half of me wants to see them roll it back as it'll be bye bye stockmarket credibility and hello smart contracts and chainlink. Sergey has been talking about this very sort of thing being the trigger. Fuck, that guy is good.

>>27162052
Lol no. People are castrated cucks and have continuously shown that they're willing to take the corporate and government dick so far up their ass they're gagging on it

>>27162084
>>27161923
>implying the president has any power over this kind of stuff

>>27162351
Lmao. No you dont. Just use common sense. Almost 99% of sources are biased and not rooted in fact. Just use your critical thinking skills and believe what millions of years of DNA memory have rooted inside your head what you know to be true.

>>27162492
I'd like to sell you some books on flat earth.

>>27162582
You got the Eric Dubay one? He's the man.

>>27162582
Nice try. Flat earth was disproven thousands of years ago and my brain knows this. Stop trying to steer the convorsation away

>>27161675
There is no source. That's why OP is pulling out all the stops to be persuasive.
>sounding like an extra extra headline
>all caps
>call to action
>evocative picture

>>27162818
My DNA memory says that the horizon is flat and always will be. If I walk in a straight line I don't go around in a circle.

>>27161610
They cant roll back zhe thousands of € i made

>>27162088
Is anybody holding their GME on RH? Don’t want to sell, but can see them pulling some more fuckery

>>27161906
What the fuck

>>27161993
Kek. Someone should edit that dancing grey cat in with Pepe

>>27161610
SEC will be bankrupt in 2 weeks in the impending government shutdown. Pack your office supplies.

>>27161610
can sec roll back all the derivative products too ?

SHILLS on suicide watch today

>>27162492
My dna tells me that you sir survive on a constant diet of semen which you require to ingest every 15 minutes or else you die

>>27163179
i forgot about that, leftist bureaucrats want other to work for free, but they refuse to do it themselves

>>27162818
look into it, the earth really IS flat

>>27162492
fucken based

>>27163010
What? No it doesnt. You are just memeing now. Our collective DNA has memories from all of our ancestors throughout time, going back to even before monke. These ancestors have trillons of memories stored in our dna which our brain can access at anytime. It is quite literally impossible to not have access to true facts. If your memory is telling you that shit, its because you are retarded or not accessing true DNA memory in good faith.

>>27162472
Did you miss the riot at the fucking US Capitol over something that arguably didn't happen? This would be explicitly, in your face, fucking your wife and cumming in her mouth. There will be blood if they do something like this.

>>27162052
Do not incite violence. But your theory might be correct. They might attack the physical servers that deal with the NYSE and that might not be too far off since there are autonomous zones created in different states. It would look like the purge campaigns

>>27163270
Another meme that isnt even having a good faith discussion.

>>27161906
Most retarded reply ever

>>27161610
That would cause a lot of bombings in minecraft

>>27163544
I'm not memeing. Go outside and look around you, dipshit. You're the one that isn't accessing your true DNA memory. At night you think those are stars you're looking at? Search your true memory and you'll understand what they really are.

>>27163657
big gulp cum drinker lizard person identified

>>27161610
kek but even at 60$ the hedgies still lose, and also doing that in the current year sociopolitical climate would cause OWS+Capitol Riot times 1000x

>>27163649
I can tell by your writing style that you’re new here and that you will not survive the uprising in minecraft

>>27163945
You are not having a good faith discussion. You are making up things that are not true. This objectively fact. I know the facts.

>>27162351
nice try but i don't see a source for what you just said

>>27163179
makes you think if Biden is going to give stimulus to desperate America
ns in their time of need or are they going to bailout their bankster friends. I wonder how many people are going to file their taxes as well

>>27163544
Assassin's creed isn't a documentary, anon.

>>27162492
>use critical thinking skills
>just believe what some anonymous poster tells you on the internet no questions asked
this is some advanced doublespeak

NYSE CHAIN ATTACKED BY CHINK MINING CARTEL. SUCCESSFUL GME DOUBLESPEND DETECTED.

Mfw I will hold my worthless GMEclassic forever

>>27164121
What "facts" do you know about globe earth? And let me guess.. you had to learn those facts from school, TV, and "science experts." You clown. You know the truth and you're in denial.

>>27161610
You'll never get my shares

>>27161610
Can you ask your dad who works at Ninetendo when Bayonetta 3 will be released?

>>27162492
The reddit tide has turned. God bless you for saying something sensible.

>>27161610
Fake and gay
I like this stock to much anyways.
10m of 10c
the choice it yours

>>27164301
You realize that you need to use critical thinking to interpret your trillion of DNA memories to come to the single objective conclusions right?

>Reset to the last save point.
WS is playing you like XBOX

>>27162492
Buy Nokia, it's a guaranteed 2000x. Trust me bro

>>27164425
THE FACTS THAT I KNOW I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY ANCESTORS AND MYSELF YOU MORON.

>>27161906
Trump won

>>27164728
NAME YOUR FACTS YOU FUCKING COWARD SHEEP.

>>27161906
Yes.

>>27164792
Yes he did. It was a fraudulent election. What are you getting at?

>>27163544
source?

>>27161610
Not that I believe this for one second, but since I'm retarded could some /biz/-suave anon explain to me how this could be even remotely possible? Just rollback the price despite all the current holders who paid 300$?

>>27161906

>>27161610
>Implying I care if stock goes to 0

Fuck em

GET FUCKED KIKE I'M NOT SELLING

>>27165061

>>27164986
Put a gun to your head. "sell me your GME for 10"

>>27162197
Imagine the smell

>>27164843
The fact that it was objectively proven in the past. This memory/fact is rooted in my DNA. I have accessed this memory to form my objective opinion on this. Its literally not debateable because there is no memory in DNA objectively proving the flat earth.

>>27162052
They would be very stupid to do that. The 2008 bank bail-out was enough to cause OWS and deep, enduring resentment to this day. If they did this--literally robbing the little people of their tiny portfolios and handing the cash to hedge fund goons--NYC would be a minecraft PVP server by nightfall.

They would be really, really fucking stupid to do that. But I hope they do anyway. It's not about the money--it's about my amusement. And I think mega-rich delusional fuckheads getting stabbed in the liver by a tendie-eating weeb with a mall katana would be hilarious. But really. If they shut the game down and walk back all the moves the first time they are the ones to lose, the game loses every last illusion of validity it had. It's game over, permanently. They should have just took this one on the chin, but they pulled all the hijinks and shenanigans we saw over the last week. If they literally stole the money back out of our wallets and reset the chessboard, well, I wouldn't want to be them. Best hop on that yacht and escape to international waters.

>>27161610
>SEC to seize billions in foreign assets against citizens in a hundred or more foreign nations with no reason of justification while inciting massive civil unrest domestically at the same time
I fucking wish honestly

>>27161906

>>27161610
t.shesilversteinburg
they're going to investigate YOU. not us.

>>27164963
>needing a source
>needing a source to access DNA memories that you are made of

>>27165213
What was proven? What did you access? You can't even formulate it into a single sentence, can you? Fucking bitch.

>>27164925
My ancestors and myself told me you are bordering on developmentally disabled levels of dumb. Like you listen to ICP and considered attending a Gathering of the Juggalos.

>>27164986
Same way Trump got 25 million more votes than he did in 2016 but still "lost" to a guy who campaigned from his basement. They just publish whatever numbers they want to publish. You have no way to verify the numbers? Then they can do and say whatever the fuck they want.

>>27161958
>he isn't selling puts 2 days before expiry
You might not be able to buy calls or stock, but you can still interact with puts and make money in a bear or bull market.

>>27161610
Jiemi-chan says "NO!"

>>27165248
nah the government is well aware of this and the high tension social climate and the fact that this one issue has managed to actually somewhat unify the divided population

why do you think the SEC is using such a light touch in this whole mess? by all rights, the apparatus of state should have crushed the WSBfags already and yet they're just "monitoring" the situation

its because they know those redditors are, like it or not, well on the way to national hero status by now and if they move to stamp down, they'll just martyr them and cause all the resentment and seethe in society to explode

>>27162582
You Jews never miss a chance to shill the round earth even if it has no value to the conversation. Gas you all

>>27163176
It's Apu, you utter fucking nigger

>>27165408
IT HAS QUITE LITERALLY BEEN PROVEN THOUSANDS OF TIMES IN THE PAST AND PEER REVIEWED BY SCIENCE AND FORMULAS PRIOR TO ANYONE HAVING DNA MEMORIES ON IT. I HAVE LITERALLY REMEMBERED THIS SHIT THROUGH MY DNA MEMORIES. I HAVE REMEMBERED THE DISCOVERY OF THE EQUATIONS AND THE PRESENTATIONS. IT IS OBJECTIVE FACT.

>>27165526
This. I think the smart move here is to side with the crowd against hedgefunds, this can genuinely unite the country for a while at least and the new administration could use that to pass a lotta legislation. Having a popular boodeyman like wallstreet be your enemy is a gift.

>>27165638
im not calling him that

>>27162052
It’s funny because the government will let these hedge funds burn. They are too small to effect markets on a grand scale that they don’t want the populist narrative to become even more resentful. This might even make the Biden administration look like they are fixing corruption in the White House for the people kek. Truth is these hedge fund managers are too small too care about and will hardly have an effect on the overall markets

>>27162052
I can definitely see that. They finally pushed the button where we might actually see attacks to brokerages, wall street, and hedgefunds.

Not outside the chance of happenong considering angry customers have shown up to Robonhoods offices in the past.

>>27165738
Are you autistic?

>>27165738
IF YOU REMEMBER THEM THEN WHAT ARE THEY, RETARD? NAME THE PROOF. NAME THE EQUATIONS. YOU CAN'T AND YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY AREN'T REAL.

>>27165462
You can also shill on a anonymous board about selling it because you don't understand volume.
Dumb gunna dumb.

>>27165963
>not technically

>>27165987
No. I am not. I scored above average nuerotic and maladjusted though at the doctors office which is a load of bullshit. I do just fine in social situations when im by myself.

>>27161906
just gtfo, go back to plebbit and maybe kys

>>27164986
Because ((they)) make the rules.

>>27161923
I would buy immediately more shares

>buying that sweet dip

>>27166033
I can literally remember the early greek experiments with stick shadows. I remember billions of ships sail around the earth. If it was flat you would fall off moron.

>>27161906

>>27161610
There is no way they fuck over retail. Everyone who says so is a shill.

This is a fully democrat controlled government (minus the court, kek). This whole thing has been blown up to be the regular guy vs wall street. AOC was on stream to 300k people talking about how this is occupy wall street 2.0.

If they do anything to hurt retail traders, especially after Republicans are signalling that they would support them, they would basically ensure that Republicans win every election fo the next 20 years.

>>27166573
lol, nice. Assassin's Creed is a terrible video game franchise, by the way. Boring, shitty drawn out game where you do the same 3 things over and over again. Why would you base your ideological outlook on the world over a fucking Ubisoft game? These are the questions retards should ask themselves.

>>27161610
Not selling hedgie.

>>27167028
I have never played those games. I only saw the movie which was pretty good. But there is a ton of truth too the premise. You cant access your memories with a machine and time travel, that ridiculous but you can remember you DNA memories.

>>27161610
Neither the SEC, the brokers, the clearing houses, or the hedgies have the competence to roll back anything this large. No chance in hell.

>>27161923
Trump's big thing was the stock market. He would be doing the exact same shit because Kushner told him to.

>>27162268
This. It’s win/win at this point. Either some hedge funds go down or this redpills the world. Kikes are so pathological that they can’t suffer a single loss, so they’ll bring down the whole thing in their shortsightedness.

>>27161906
You're not fitting in Chaim

>>27167280
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>27162052
>There would at least be a mass shooting

Honestly, suicidal people should be absolutely encouraged to hit Wallstreet targets and high value politicians.

>>27168187

In Minecraft ofc.

>>27161610
Your nose is showing, enjoy your loss kike!

>>27161906
guess the phenotype of this user

>>27168738
XXY

>>27161906
BASED

>>27161610
Your puts are gonna expire at zero faggot

>>27161906
based?

>>27162052
Yup
they either successfully get retail to panic sell, let melvin blow up or spark OWS 2.0
the best two possibilities are achieved if you simply hold

>>27161906

>>27165930
The same governments that are run by guyuus that have personal interests in these hedgefunds?

>>27167909
lmaoing at all of this
nicely done

>>27161906
The post is so fucking jewish

Imagine the suicides lmao

>>27163576
Yep. This is money. Much more real than that capitol psyop. This is all snowballing in our favor.

ALL INTO $CLF

>>27162492
My DNA memory is leaking out of your mother as we speak

>>27170121
I bought some calls but I'm gonna see how low the market slides first, the fact that blackrock bought a ton of it recently is retardedly bullish

>>27161610

>>27161906
...what?

>>27161906
The Virgin Sourceer
>wants to read links
>finds shooped screen captures
>deboonks panic posts
>trusts but verifies
>remains wary but calm

The Chad Believer
>invests his life savings based on a /biz/ post
>has never clicked on a link in his life
>always trusts anon
>in a constant state of panic, thrives from adrenaline
>trusts the image posted more than any "source"

>>27161610
seethe hedgie

>>27171103

>>27161610
so, you're saying to buy monday when the stock falls to $60, gotcha.

>>27162492
based high testosterone fueled post srs

>>27161610
fuck off faggot
>>27161675
because there is none
>>27161906
kill yourself

>>27170324
Nice try fag. You will not bait me into reply. Anyway even if you were. More dna equals better understanding of the world and more dna memories for the futurw

>>27168738

Something like this.

>>27171506
I will not

>>27161906
get the feeling i know what board you slithered in from

>>27161906
> oy vey goyim! asking about sources is anti-semitic. quick, sell before the SEC send the FBI to your house and raid you for buying and holding vidya shares.

>>27161993
Sir, rollback in financial parlance implies directionality towards the market makers. This is covered in last semester of MBA program which you obviously did not attend.

>>27165441
lmao magnates? how do they work.!

>>27170047
Jesus Christ that's a beautiful shooter

>>27161610
Roll it back to 0$, I don't give a shit
You still gotta buy and I ain't selling, go fuck yourself

>rolled back to $60
>i buy even more
D E L I C I O U S

>>27161610
Manipulated, they are right it was manipulation by the hedgies, don't want to look to close at that shit.

>>27171736
Larry is based though, you must admit.

>>27161610
Don't care. Never selling.

I will hold if it moons to $100,000 a share
I will hold if it drops to $0.10 a share
This isn't about making or losing money, it's about making jews suffer for stealing my foreskin. Fuck you jews.

>>27161906
the post that filtered midwits

>>27161610
Okay I believe you

>>27161906
Lol that /pol/ has taken the "SOURCE?" and deboonking memes so far that even asking what the fuck somebody is talking about is discouraged and you're expected to take everything at face value. Here's another (You)

>>27161906

>>27162077
This but unironically.

>>27165526
Yep. Even cucks like Chris Cuomo are supporting the redditors. The only ones expressing open antipathy are literal hedge fund billionaires.

>>27161675
LOL source. get a load of this guy.
OOOH MR. SCIENTIST WANTS EVIDENCE.

>>27169826
Melvin is smalltime compared to the real players.

>>27161906
replies are literally plebbitors. if you browse leddit you should kill yourself. i say this to people in real life (that browse leddit).

>>27161610
I would be so excited - an opportunity to buy gme at 60 when it's going to 1000+ Let's hope.

>>27168738
P H E N O T Y P E

>>27173857
you don't even know people in real life idiot.

>>27171103
Top fucking lel

>>27161610
>1 post by this ID.
fuck you people are all retarded

>>27161610
Please do, there will be riots.

>>27172786
Low IQ subsaharan here
Does it mean yes?

>>27169429
They would rather throw melvin to the wolves, not valuable enough to care about.

>>27161906
10/10 post.

>>27161610

Hedgie wedgie, please short monday so I can get more DIP for my TENDIES

>>27163544
I access your mum in good faith and deposit true DNA memories inside her

>>27161610
Lol SEC engaging in /biz tier FUDs now to get weakhanders to sell..

>>27174011
yes i do. and i tell them to kys.

every time people say gamestop i hear gamestock
do people have a hard time pronouncing gamestop?

>>27174011
do you need a source on that as well kek

>>27161610
Oh really
Then why are you people here

>>27172361
What board? I literally only browse /tv/, /mu/ and /biz/

>>27161906
based democrat

>>27174738
And thats fine because it helps spread the DNA memeories to the next generation. You are literally proving my point.

>>27161610
posting false information to affect the stock price to go down is just as illegal as posting information for it to go up.

your ip has been logged and sent to SEC, thank you for your cooperation.

>>27161610
So all those who have cashed out and made millions will be allowed to keep it? And we're just going to move the price back and everyone's money is going to go.... where?

Or are you implying they are going to unwind all trades back to that point in time and keep restrictions? That would just mean people would lose their shares but have their balances reset Prince of Persia style (and would not be a loss).

None of that makes sense really.

>>27176156
This is nonsense, nobody is rolling back anything.

That said before you actually cash out your millions, make sure the trades actually clear.

Because I sold my GME on thursday and the trade still didn't clear through the clearing house.

I can see this on my broker (IB) becuase GME is not removed from portfolio list yet, it just says GME 0 shares, but not sure how would you be able to find out on robinhood.

>>27173477
you say that, but what happens when the CEO of gamestop (who is a jew) issues new shares and your shares tank to $4, will you still hold?

and that point all of the hedge funds will be out of the trade.

>>27174520
I think that's most likely as well, it's still a fun outcome
hopefully they don't neuter retail while we're not looking afterwards

>>27176873
i doubt they can just ban retail from investing, that would be unconstitutional most likely

they will probably impose some restrictions on margin accounts and option buying etc.

>>27176640

wont happen, gamestop is pretty pissed off at the hedgies for trying to short fuck them, not to mention GME has a bright future ahead

>>27176640
which they can't do anyways till March

>>27177027
yeah no way they ban retail outright, they would get their asses handed to them by everyone, including wallstreet. they REALLY don't want that, even after this.
I could see restrictions on leverage and derivatives tho, but if they don't do it tactfully they'll also eat shit for this, given the relatively high financial literacy of the masses compared to the level it was it during previous mainstreet assfuckings.
every retard I know now knows what options are and holds some sort of ultra risky asset (crypto, TSLA, etc), it's telling. Can't wait to see how this pans out

>>27176014
Im not a democrat

>>27161906
hello? based department?

>>27176640
dont care, still holding, fuck the jews

>>27176640
>will you still hold
Yes.
You underestimate my retardation

>>27179553
They cant issue new shares til March

>>27161610
>rollback
>enter a new trade, a sell trade
imagine being this dumb.

>>27161610
>1 post by this ID
fucking retards ITT

What should I set my limit order at for gme, goys? 15 @ $288

>>27161906
have another (you). Spend it wisely- These things dont grow in trees (you) know!

>>27180109
Even if they do, I'll still hold.
I don't give a fuck

>>27180502
I dont want your (you)s. Its a legit point asshole

>>27161906

>>27161906
based and John 20:29 pilled