/biz/ - Business & Finance

anyone link the oy vey vocaroo?

free market, now take your big business degree and btfo faggot

>>27152840
She needs to lose like 20 pounds

>>27152840
Join us on GME or die

>>27152840
is the stock market not literally advertised as one of the riskiest things you can do? you took your risks. get fucked fag

>>27152840
She needs to lose like 40 lbs

>>27153018
You mean 100lbs

oh no that sucks

>>27152953
https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
Like this?

>>27152840
most redditors will hold all the way back down

>>27152840
That’s a man,

>>27152840
>You bought it at like $30? Take the profits and go home?
LMAO

>>27153018
>>27153227
she's perfect you virgins
she needs to lose that dress

>>27153212
She needs to gain 10

>>27153227
20 max, 100 pounds and she would be dead or close to it.
tits rule asshole so does thick ass
im sorry you enjoy young boys and watch mlp you fat dyel loser.

>>27153018
she needs to sit on my face

>>27152840
So you are saying that you do trading for living in the stock market and you are unable/unwilling to adapt to a new situations in the market and you are afraid of the correction? Mate if what you said was real, i would advice you to go get a 9 to5 job then.

t.one month old trader that welcomes the turbulency because I am exposed to new situations daily and am trying to adapt and still make it at the endo of the day.

Got gud fagit

>>27152840
Why would you make your living off something you're bad at? Isn't that super irresponsible of you?
>but I'm good with stocks
Clearly not since you don't know how to handle traction

>>27153472
yes....keep talking about mlp....soon my uni will go to the moon....

>>27153519
>one month old trader
kek shut the fuck up

>>27153519

no, faggot, i've been doing this longer than you were alive. Its just that everybody knows that trading becomes a headache when the VIX goes above 30. You probably don't even know what that is. Fuck off and go lose more money

>>27152840
If you actually think the vix spike is because of GameStop you are a shit trader. I called this a week ago because Powell doesn't understand how markets work

>>27152840
>Can you retards get the fuck out of the market? I don't give a fuck about hedge funds or your meme reddit stocks, I literally make my livelihood trading. I pay my rent, my food, and my bills through trading stocks and options.
>...and you guys are seriously fucking up market liquidity. The VIX is above 30 again because of you dumb faggots and I am even hearing some chatter from my research firm that some banks have serious risk exposure, meaning we may be looking at a 2008-esque liquidity event, or MARKET CRASH for you 90 IQ monkeys.
>Can you just FUCK OFF? Like sell gamestop its like $400? You bought it at like $30? Take the profits and go home? For some of us this isn't a fucking game or meme, we literally depend on the market to survive.

Go fuck yourself with the other jews and earn an honest wage.

>>27153713
>trading becomes a headache when the VIX goes above 30. You probably don't even know what that is
pump it

>>27153472
Shes at least 210. Sorry I don't fuck goblinas that weigh more than me. Go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>27153790

>I called this a week ago because Powell doesn't understand how markets work

yeah sure, permabear mongoloids like you call the top literally every week, nobody cares. Go put your entire portfolio on puts if you have balls

>>27152840
Good. Day traders are leeches on society

>>27152840
LOL fuck you, crashing the market with no survivors was always the end goal

>>27152840
learn to code

>>27153866
>Sorry I don't fuck anyone
got it

>>27153866
unless im missing something or she is well over 6' 5" there is no way that bitch is over 160
her arms and legs are still round not glupe messes no weird neck and her ankles are normal.

>>27152840
Imagine thinking anyone cares
>WERE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER DEPRESSION AT THIS RATE!
Good.

>>27153956
no one care chiam

>>27152840
*Ahem*

No.

>>27152840
lmao eat shit faggot

>>27152840
https://vocaroo.. com/1aJjOeoq6TFa

>>27152840
No.

>>27153790
It was because of GME BB AMC trade. Hedgefunds were dumping long positions to free up $ and balance against their ass fucking. Then brokerages were forced to shut off trading on many brokerages, causing uncertainty. People pumping stocks 500% a day isnt normal besides dog shit bio techs and shippers. Powell is a retard though.
I grabbed SPY puts and UVXY calls because of it and some GME BB AMC NOK
Then I took those gains and bought even more CFIIW

>>27152840
THICC
HICCT
ICCTH
CCTHI
CTHIC

>>27153281
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
thanks babe.

$10.000

>>27153018
>she
How fucking new are you?

>>27154646
Atleast that was the final straw, I has been expecting a spike in the VIX for a few weeks now.

>>27152840
souce please?

>>27152840
>Can you retards get the fuck out of the market? I don't give a fuck about hedge funds or your meme reddit stocks, I literally make my livelihood trading. I pay my rent, my food, and my bills through trading stocks and options.
Agreed OP, and same here. I really fear that this fucking bullshit will introduce serious regulations, restrictions, limitations, or even a ban on options for retail. I really fucking hate redditors and every idiot joining in on this PnD

>>27153713
this is literally what anon is saying. you're struggling and you can't handle risk. better quit and go work at mcdonalds, us neets need you to be a productive wagecuck

>>27153377
>she needs to lose that dress
checked
THIS

>>27153519
>t.one month old trader that welcomes the turbulency because I am exposed to new situations daily and am trying to adapt and still make it at the endo of the day.
You have absolutely no fucking clue what trading even is. Fuck off idiot

>>27155047
well you did invest some of your wealth before all this into lead?
and worked out?
and grow food ?

why not let the collapse happen, could be pretty fun to clean up at night.....

Please check out my thread.
There's a tl;dr at the bottom if you don't want to read it all

>>27150974

>>27155047
Theyll probably put a $25k account min on options or remove margin for options trading for those under 25k. Then everyone can move to buying SPAC warrants :)

>>27155207
>why not let the collapse happen, could be pretty fun to clean up at night.....
actually I am unironically a bit of a prepper and I welcome the collapse. The thing I fear is not a massive market crash, but that this will lead to trading restrictions on retail traders like me and op

>>27152840

You said to stop, but then everything you said after this made me want to buy more.

Are you trying to confuse us, anon?

>>27152840
>we literally depend on the market to survive.

home depot is an excellent company offering competitive pay and a generous benefits package.

>>27154133
You have 0 idea what women weight in real life.

get a real job jew

>>27152840
>I don't give a fuck about
>I, I , I, me, me, my, my

>>27155316
>Theyll probably put a $25k account min on options or remove margin for options trading for those under 25k
I mean this would be fine actually, even 100k would be a good restriction. Just as long as you don't have to fulfil all other kinds of bullshit requirements or have to be "accredited"

Pissbaby

>>27152840
how much link for a gf like this?

>>27152840

Show nose

>>27152840

>>27152840
Poor LARP, actual traders LOVE newfaggots on the market. Very easy to take advantage of

>>27152840
How much will I get if I invest 50gbp into GAMESTOP right now? Is there a massive mountain peak incoming? I guess I will need to withdraw as soon as the peak is at its limit but I will need to know when... This money could help with my physiotherapy

>>27155366
i hear you

the volatility could be good in that 3 years from now a ron paul type will run for office and talk about removing restrictions and ending the upward shift.
he will get elected and then assassinated and then we will go for collapse.

>>27152840
>Can you just FUCK OFF? Like sell gamestop its like $400? You bought it at like $30? Take the profits and go home? For some of us this isn't a fucking game or meme, we literally depend on the market to survive.

We don't care

>>27155626
2 in year 2030

>>27152840
Not your personal money making factory faggot get fucked.

>>27155391
not 200+ ill put money on it.
i have a wife, i have daughters no fucking way that bitch is 200+

>>27152840

Fucking plebbitor. Suck my man pussy bitch boi.

>>27152840
Get a real job, faggot, I'm gonna pay off my car loan with this shit.

>>27153018
I got bad news for you fren, nigga you gay

>>27155902
She's at least 170-180, assuming she's 5'5".

>>27152840
You knew the risks, just like we do.

>>27153018
Found the kiddy fiddler

>>27153018
homo

>>27156257
god the things i would do to hannahs nubile body

>>27156257
wonder how hard they had to search for two non beat down busted black girls that weren't fat for the picture.......then make all the fatties white.
nice one schlomo.

>>27152840
>Whaaaa my rigged casino is broke

Fuck off kike faggot

>>27153601
You gay

>>27152840
Not selling. I like this stock.

>>27152840
Volatility is good.

>>27152840
good, die

>>27152840
Maybe you should get a real job that actually requires effort and contributes something to your community rather than trying to abuse an exploit in capitalism.

>>27152840
Just buy UVXY

>>27152840
Get a job, leech. You are not contributing anything to society. You are even lower than landlords.

>>27152840
>I literally make my livelihood trading.
Learn to code

>>27158755
See I worked today, made $100-200 from my job. Then sat back and looked at my stonk profits, When I got home.

>>27152840
>tfw no thicc latina mommy gf
Will I be able to get one with my NOK gains next week bros?

I don't care. I hope for it. fuck the market, fuck the hedgies, fuck the kikes, fuck em all. I have actual life skills and will never go hungry or homeless, I'm ready. bring it on!

>>27152840
Imagine you with an actual day job

>>27152840
People are not concerned with the crash of the market. they are concerned with the crash of their account.

>>27152840
I'll consider it if you can provide feet pics

>>27152840
>I literally make my livelihood trading.
Oh so you don't actually do anything productive. Cry me a fucking river faggot.

>>27152840
and that's the point

>>27152840
Didn't read, not selling.

>>27152840
suck it up faggot, you knew what you signed up for

>thread full of shills
You should have listened to us.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Regards, /pol/

Maybe you don’t deserve to make a living if you were too dumb to use this opportunity to make a fortune and retire

>>27152840
>I pay my rent, my food, and my bills through trading stocks and options.

>>27160976
>wagecucking when you could make a living trading from home

Good, GOOD goy.

Oregano

>>27153018

>>27152840
Out on the street hedge fag

>>27152840
I agree with you. Those GME and AMC pricks can burn in hell

>>27152840
Fuck you low-vol trader. We know how to make money on volatility.

Take the efficient market hypothesis and shove it up your ass.

>>27152840
bitch more, faggot. Then call daddy because the other kids are making fun of your tiny dick again.

>>27152840
sweet vishnu

>>27153377
Word

>>27152840
Get a real job asshole.

>>27152840
lol now you're gonna blame the next crisis on us, how convenient

>>27152840
Hello kind sir, perhaps I may suggest that you learn to code?

>>27153377
based

>>27152840
Shut up kike

>>27152840
>we literally depend on the market to survive.
FUCK YOU!!! I'm doing it FOR HER!!!!!!!

>>27152840
No, seethe more nigger

>>27153714
idk, if a one month old has the mental faculties to put together communications on this tyranid breeding website then i think we should listen to him.

>>27153018
>>27153227
>>27153212

>>27152840
>I don't give a fuck about hedge funds
Sorry it happens that we do.

>>27152840
>we literally depend on the market to survive
Ironic, since professional investors should be experts at diversifying risk. If you're getting fucked by this its your fault for not having a backup career. Didn't they ever tell you that you should never go all in?

>>27152840
Learn to code like the rest of us fuckface.

>>27165114
Aqua is such a teasing, little, slut.

>>27153018
Lose the s o y fren and return to r/wsb, we here are high test architects.

>>27156257
Rebecca is the cutest nglngl tbhtbhtbth

>>27152840
Imagine whining about himself and not jumping on board.

YOU'RE THE FUCKING REASON WE'RE TANKING IT FAGGOT

>>27152840
How much exposure do they have? In the trillions? Why not just load up on VIX calls?

>>27152840
>this ain’t a fucking game
>a fucking game
>the game

>>27152840
Die then, you should've developed other survival skills.

Not gonna lie, former GME holder here. Its been hilarious watching the Hedgies crash and burn, but in all seriousness we have to sell now.

dat UVXY tho

>>27152840
>make my livelihood trading
>scared of volatility