/biz/ - Business & Finance

POOPA

Sweet fucking christ who cares didn't read OP, just give me sauce

>>27136219
I saved it from this board. Thot posting to get view obviously

>"your positions will not be sold for the sole reason that you are currently over the limit"
NEVER SELLING
thanks for the thot though

>>27136012
>>27136521

>>27136012
i fapped today.
anyway, who is that?

>>27136219
>>27137043
capbarista on le reddit

>>27136012

>>27137195

>>27136012
>since there is a chance to actually make money with the market. We're limiting it so you only get ~$50 max
>It takes 2-5 days to open a new brokerage account
Robin Hood turns out to be on the sheriff of Nottingham's payroll.
We were played like a damned fiddle

>>27137637
Why americans can have this and the rest of the world cant? I want a trashy gf who probably does meth to spoile and have wild meth induced sex with

>>27137682
don't fall for the fud, there is no way out for them unless we sell

>>27136012
>However, just before the close, things got downright surreal when in a blog post the broker - which should probably change its name from Robinhood to Suit - made a shocking announcement: going forward, customers will be subject to maximum aggregate limits in 51 securities of which 14 are capped at position limits of just 5 shares, while allowing total holdings in 36 securities to be just one share!
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE

Good thing I liquidated literally everything except $200 yesterday lol.

>>27136012

Isn't that thieft if real

>>27136012
go to another trader

>>27138263
I’ve never used that garbage broker. I only knew of it from its reputation as being literally the worst brokerage in the country.

>>27138313

it's not about the broker it's the system lol
what are the chances the next broker you go to is not controlled by some other corporate that will pull the plug when needed?
you're playing on (((their))) field by (((their))) rules

>>27138193

(((They))) aren’t worried about some slap on the wrist fine from the SEC, they are worried about their business going bankrupt and it is going to after all this. They are fucking done, least they better be. You can’t fuck up this much and stay in business. Not that many people are that retarded to keep doing business with you. At least I hope they aren’t.

They are either incompetent or frauds. Either way it’s bad news sticking around.

>>27137637
do you think a random guy took this pic or her bf? imagine if some dude just shamelessly, point-blank took a photo of her

>>27138429
It’s a free money lawsuit. There is no way they can prove that “John Q Trader” who had enough money to buy whatever thing they won’t let him wasn’t gonna make rainman like trades in it all day and earn a billion dollars. They are especially fucked if these stocks keep going up massively while they have these limits in place.

>your honor my client fully intended to buy a 500 of those 350 strike puts the minute GME hit 2000 only to find out he could not because they disabled that feature. Now the stock is 5$ and he was irreparably harmed.
>oy vey you can’t even put a price on that amount of missed opportunity!

It’s this time however many thousands of clients they have.

>>27138544
Yup, some rando in GameStop ;^). From the desk being in front of him I assume it as an employee.

>>27138808

>here is your 10k settlement goy
>its more than you deserve

>>27138922
Yea It’s gonna be a class action I’m sure and after the bankruptcy and the (((attorneys))) take their chunk everyone will probably get a 10$ or some nonsense.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
QUICK WE BETTER SELL ALL OUR GME HOLDINGS!!!!

Fuck off kike

>>27136012
So you're saying to short Robin hood stock

>>27139115
Lol I’m not saying sell, I, not even saying this will be bad for the stock prices. I’m saying GTFO of robinhood. And giving people a heads up that if they wanna buy come Monday they better have a different broker. I wanna keep the pumps going and if the masses are using RH that will be difficult.

>>27139353
I do t k ow if it’s even publicly traded but if it was that’s probably a good move.

>>27137637
Looks chilly

>>27139665
Yeah just checked, you're right. spewing

>>27137195
>american tv

>>27136012
>>27136012
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS GOYIM

>>27140398
>Rabbihood
fucking kek!

So.... Should I sell all I own? I only have like a grand invested between suckys and crypto

>>27140398
>pretends to steal from the rich to give back to the poor
>when actually stealing to the riches, closes your account, liquidated your assets for your own safety.
>rabinhood
yup pretty much this

>>27140398
Saved

>>27138808
A question occurrs: What if Robinhood was paid by the Hedgies to take the fall?
The Hedgies are loosing billions in this, and they are scrambling to cut losses as much as possible.
So why not pay the CEO of Robinhood a billion to make him prevent trades so the stock crumbles.
Robinhood of course goes under, but the Hedgies are safe and Robinhoods CEO is rich enough to never work a day in his life again, aka every one wins (except the ordinary /biz/nessman and /pol/tard who invested fairly and squarely)

>>27136521
>Tfw she'll never choke you out with those legs
What's the fucking point in being alive Bros?

>>27136012
I wish I can pull out of RobinHood but I can't. I've got like 10 shares of GME in my account.

>>27136012
POOPA AND BOOBA

>>27142561
I'm waiting on AMC. Once I'm ready to drop I'm getting out of RH.

I'll let my shares on Ameritrade hang out for the ride. Even then, I want out of that cuck platform.

>>27136012
It become Sherrif of Nottingham

>>27137637
she dresses worse than a hooker, literally 0 self respect

>>27136012
>>27136521
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

>>27137140
>capbarista
more like brapbarista amirite??

>>27138508
I keep saying this shit, if anyone gets bailed out by the Gov via regulations or trade undoing, they are never, EVER, playing on the big leagues again, nobody, and I MEAN, NOBODY, is gonna trade in a market where transactions have no value because trust is non-existent.

>>27142376
Anon, the elites of Wall Street are smart but prideful as shit, they are not gonna do that, ever.

They refuse to lose, even if that means breaking the market, they are as autistic as us but not more than us or reddit fags, they plan to hold till death in the same way as we plan to hold till the end.

>Are they gonna lose?

Yes

>Are GMC holders go broke?

Quite indeed if not most

But the retards holding just to fuck the hedgies are what's gonna sent this straight into financial history, we are literally witnessing the shift of the market rules, and the elites and the commoner autists are willing to die for it.

>>27142561
>>27142670

Glad you already got stacks

>>27138922
>>27139060
Take them to court individually it will end the company.

>>27142549
there is none, roping tommorow

>>27138508
Robinho of and that kike are smal fries. Citidal needs to go down. It won’t