/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27117638
Don’t do it suicide makes you catch the big gay

What's it worth now?

join this discord
discord dot gg/PQEHxtaC

>94% equity
You deserve to lose it all frend

reddit guy GUH'd himself into 50k debt

>being weaker than reddit

>>27117638
an hero on livestream, post suicide note nao

If there is another pump that lets you break even, sell

>>27117976
Unbelievable. I thought you had to be smarter than this to even manage to buy crypto

You'll sell at a loss and then when it goes up to 10 cents again and breaks into 11 then you'll kill yourself.

>>27117638
live stream or it didnt happen

>>27117638
kek, you're like 5 hrs to being back to even desu...c'mon

>>27118362
>when it goes up to 10 cents again
Should we tell him?

>>27118674
Doge always does this shit. Goes up, breaks ath then plummets.
It's not crazy to think it will happen again.

DOGE is going to be implemented on Flare Networks. It is going to be huge. Look it up- there are some videos in the OP of /xsg/ on this board. Stick around til June, friend, you won't regret it.

>>27118838
>happened twice...

>>27117638
Bro you better be a multi millionaire. Cause if not why would you bet so much on a play like that. It’s legit gambling. Being a momentum trader is fine, but like dude lmao bet like 1% of your portfolio and also get in right when the momentum started, but like lmao dude wtf. Alright I know you feel pretty suicidal. I’ve watch huge ass paper gains disappear so i understand the pain. You’ll learn, and you’ll make better money plays down the line. The despair goes away. You just need some wins. Stay in there and stop being a fucking retards. Manage risk.

LMAO

>>27117638
Just hold it, it's crypto it will only go up slowly but surely, but seriously the first rule of investing is don't bet what you can't afford so I seriously hope that was like at most half of your monies. I only 1k for fun and I'm about 40% down but people are still trying to buy - so much so that buy orders can't process.

>>27118988
> Flare Networks
Where did I hear this before?

>>27117638
please don't anon. we care about you so much.
in 100 years from now your adopted gay kids' adopted gay kids will get a nice $500 18th birthday present sitting in a bank account.

>>27117638
Get a load of this retard. You’re going to bleed the fuck out forever if you keep holding this infinite supply piece of junk

>>27117638
Who that has $72k to spend is dumb enough to throw it all on a dead shitcoin because Elon Musk posted a funny meme?
If you're going to fall for a meme at least fall for one with promise of being useful.

>>27118988
you ever see anyone walking around with a "cuckfag" or "scatsucker" brand purse or niggafitta hat? no. it's because your branding matters and nobody is going to walk into a 7/11 even thousands of years from now to see a shibu sticker signifying they accept it because it's fucking embarrassing.
eth btc and even litecoin all have "hip and catchy" branding that makes everyone feel like a hacker using it.

>>27117638
Don't, let the adrenaline subside.

>>27119866
hey people use canadian money

>>27119452
yeah....wait 3 years for the next pump to break even.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

>>27117638
i dont uinderstand it says you made 5k today

and if you hit the sell it will give you 1,546,398 million?

and 94% gain?

what do these mean please

>>27120089
...what?
The screenshot is from earlier, dude. Doge is at .033 now.
The rest of your questions are retarded did you have a stroke?

>>27120313
sorry im new to trading i dont know what these mean

what does equity mean does that his money?

>>27120558
Yea he had 76K in DOGE. 94% of his portfolio. Now its like 50K or something because the price went down.

>>27117638
Stoploss?

>>27119866
To be fair doge coins Branding is the only thing it has going for it. I think it’s pretty solid branding. I would love to pay in lil shinu inus

>>27117638
Nice inspect element faggot

That is a stupid limit buy. Reset that shit for 0.005. It never keeps momentum and always falls hard. I've been watching it for years. Don't throw your money away.

>>27120776
>Inspect element
>Mobile
OP wishes you were right

>>27120876
lol nm, I thought it was pending

>>27117638
If you an hero, you'll miss the next pump, and the next happening, and the next resident evil, and the next...

does this gray ball indicate what his highest sell will be if he holds long enough?

i tried my best

Put 1k on MUSE. Your luck is about to turn around.

its ogre

Just hold for 10 years, i'm sure it'll pump again.

>>27117638
>put in 50
>have a fun time and make 150
imagine unironically putting real money into this meme

>>27119981
if by people you mean red blooded americans accidentally handing it to the cashier who doesn't notice, my man.
>>27120736
won't deny that. i'm sure the made up brands i mentioned would catch on too for some people, or if certain people promoted them.
you find a vulnerable group that's semi-sizable and feed them your product, and it's good branding because you branded it specifically for that demographic.

>>27117638
What app is that?

>>27120033
I only put 1k I don't care if it disintegrates lol.

I know this is bait but I'm bored, I have a degenerate gambling compulsion, and I'm all in on AMC.

>>27117638
Doge is at .03 now just sell now at 25% loss.

It will be years before it will reach .05 again

>>27121771
Looks like robinhood

>>27117638

>>27121952
i literally don't give a fuck if i lose money. i just want to buy stuff people are peddling to feel better. someone say i'm doing good.... i need that boost.

At least I didn't buy that many. I'll just sit on them until they hit 1 or something, even if it's 5 years from now.

>>27121771
Robinhood.

You are unironically better off forgetting about this and waiting for another major pump in the next few years considering with that much invested you'll win big, don't paper hand like a faggot

sneeed

>>27117638
kek, called it

>>27122275
You’re doing great anon. We all believe in you, and we’re all gonna make it one way or another.

>>27122275
this isn't reddit, people aren't going to pat you on the back and tell you you're gonna make it just bc you bought the same coin as them and...oh wait nvm

>>27122444
based

>>27117638
Beg Elon to do another tweet

owned

>>27117638
You get what you fucking deserve

>>27122534
People on reddit begging "Guys please bring it back up"
Hahahahahahaa

This is what happens when you fall for the obvious bait on /biz/ and actually bought into the dogecoin meme.

>>27117767
Plebbit niggers kill yourselves

Why the fuck would you ape into doge with that kind of money let alone if it's all you got.? I get the ultra rich like Elon throwing 10 mil into doge cause it ain't shit to him. Lmfao this can't be real.

>>27121820

>>27122553
>>27122613
duality of man.

>>27117638

You were not made to be wealthy; A 40-hr work week where someone else with all the natural advantages owns your time is more suitable for you.

Some of us have to be wagecucks; This is so some of us can live the easy lifestyle.

>>27117638

>>27117638
I don't even know what happend here.

It's recoverable.
Declaring bankruptcy is literally nothing if you don't have other assets anyway.
In all seriousness, declaring bankruptcy is the way that most of these "successful" faggots made it.
They went big, lost, went home, told their creditors to eat shit, waited 5 years, and tried again with some other sucker bank's money.

>>27122836
You could make some decent gains for a while while it bounced between .04-.06 but the people who were hodling thinking it would reach .1 are certified brainlets. The key was to not get too greedy as always.

I would wait it out, the tik tokers will eventually come buy the coin. Dont put money into stocks you cant afford to lose. wtf?

>>27123443
you one of the new kids around here? i'll break it down. so OP (original poster) bought a put at $10 with a strike that the coin will be $100+ by the end of today, but after the short theta squeezers called with their $10 puts at market close, he was ITM and lost 175% ROI.

Good for you, now fuck off back to where you came from. It's what you get for chasing pump and dumps newfag

>>27123815

>>27118283
I know right? I traded the coins that were around years ago before BTC passed 100 when all this shit was simple and new. I decided the coin market was bullshit and left before Mt Gox collapsed. I looked into it recently cause I like to trade but after ten minutes threw up my hands and said Neh fuck this I’m sticking with the regular market this coin shit is just a complex web of scams and grifters trying to get rich scamming people with their made up worthless nonsense and fly by night “companies” with flashy websites that reek of get rich quick scheming. The whole structure of the coin market is a scam with “gas” and “wrapping” “pooling” “tokens” whatever the fuck else. It all obfuscates the fact that crypto is just a pyramid scheme, they have no value aside from money laundering and illicit dealing, none of which I care about partaking in.

If I wanted to speculate in pump and dump get rich quick schemes I’d just trade penny stocks. Which I do on occasion wen I find a good one like AMC. Coin market is light years behind the actual market in every way and unless I stumble upon a great platform to trade them all in a secure reliable way I’m staying out of coins.

>>27120736
Duh motherfucker. The world loves doge. It will be more iconic than mickey mouse or air jordan. Fill bags cuz ur dumbass is still in btc or eth or erc20 faggotry.

>>27124009
no rage and scorn like the filtered midwit I tell ya what

>>27117638
How do cucks every buy a chart that is 400% up I will never understand these fags
how do you even get the responsability to wield so much money like this? did your parents gave you funny money to play? is this your first crypto buy?

>>27117767
is this fucking bait? at least learn how we talk before posting nigger

>>27119866
>niggafitta

You may be onto something there, you think someone holds the trademark already?

>>27120676
Why did anybody think this would moon? This is probably the most idiotic crypto shilled on /biz/

>>27124009
>Coin market is light years behind the actual market in every way
you are unironically so close to understanding

>>27122947
i was just remembering sam hyde talk about this based nip. what was his name again?

That's what you get for being a dumb reddit nigger newfag. This is crypto fucking 101

>>27119866
You just gave me a great idea. A brand of guns called "NIGGA KILLA"
Would sell great in da hood

>>27124608
retroactively? Black pipo, like the native americans got land the US discovered. I wouldn't even try it unless you wanted to make a billion dollar company that someone just "takes" from you one day out of nowhere because they earned it.

>>27124710
R&D the 1.fiddy mm and market it as the only caliber that would have not let 50 cent get back up after the first one.

>>27124570
>is this fucking bait? at least learn how we talk before posting nigger
he's from /pol/, i recognise him

>>27118127
This. You are a retard OP >>27117638
, and you tried to catch a pump on a meme coin. You could've literally just bought any decent midcap coin and help for like 6 months and at least doubled your money

>>27117638
retard
study this shitcoin before invest next time

>>27118127
There isn't btw.. if you hold 8 mo it'll go up again. Doge has cycles.

>>27123815
Ht not at all what handed and one of what you said are actually things that are real beside “buy a put”. If you buy options you make money when the are in the money (depending on how far and what o paid) and you cannot lose more than your initial investment buying options so -175% is impossible.


What happened was op YOLOd 70k into a meme coin that is designed to go lose over time. Oh and he bought it while it was crashing. At least he was trying to buy the dip I guess.

>>27120089

this made me cry

>>27125378
the fuck are you talking about? the shorts need to exercise or they expire without losses, the long shorts are betting they don't have the balls the pull the trigger on those. it's hilarious you're saying they don't know what they're saying, when you haven't even heard of a theta squeeze or a negative roi on what we used to call a shot-put back in the 80s while using a fax machine for buys.

>>27124696
Otoya Yamaguchi. Have a patch of him on my plate carrier

>>27123944
peepoLaugh

I pulled out. Lost $300. Oh well, that was just half a stimulus check.

>>27117638
Keep hodling, brother. They're shaking weak hands vefore the moin mission resumes.

>>27119452
bahahahahaha. dude. take it out now, if you're lucky you might get out at 110 sats, take it out and go shout your self a nice chicken parmigiana and some new shoes. ahahahaahahaha. aus bro, this isn't even the mania stage, that's long gone, this is late stage stupidity buying in and there's a million bag holders who bought the top trying to dump their bags. Get. out. now.
Pic related. I'm trying to help a fellow aus fag here. take it out and short it instead.

>paying for Doge

Wow. I got millions for free doing Doge Doubler scams years ago

EVERYONE LET THE NORMIES KNOW THAT THERE ARE FAGGOTS (((SHORTING))) THIS AND ARE SPREADING FUD TO MAKE JEW MONEY

I remember a decade ago i feel like the only place to go to to discuss investing stuff with thousands of others was wall street oasis, that was right when i got into it, crazy to think how big /biz/ has gotten though and of course that reddit investment forum. Trading used to be like a super secret club, nowadays every bodies doing it.

>>27126300
no one asked. go back

>>27119452
>it's crypto it will only go up slowly but surely
Not the doge piece of shit

>>27124677
Yea it’s ripe for manipulation cause it’s illiquid and lawless. I get it. I’ve been trading stocks and derivatives for over a decade though and I’m super familiar with every aspect and product of the actual market. I’m comfy there and there’s way more money in it.

Tell me the best crypto one stop shop to trade all the coins, maybe I’ll throw a few grand into all the various coins and mess around with it.

>>27126227
> on /biz/
> refuses to use a great money making tool for easy gains on ideological grounds

>>27126378
i'm just saying also i've always been here go away.

>>27124009
>and unless I stumble upon a great platform to trade them all in a secure reliable way I’m staying out of coins.
Don't worry, we are almost there.

>>27117638
DON'T

DEATH IS REAL. Those that die have NO CONSCIOUSNESS WHATSOEVER, there is no afterlife.

Ecclesiastes 9:4-10, Psalm 6:5, Psalm 30:9, Psalm 88:10-12, Psalm 146:2-4, Psalm 115:17, Acts 2:34, Isaiah 38:18-19

However, 2000 years ago a man named Jesus was born, he was the son of God. God, who always existed, begat Jesus, Jesus did not always exist. First there was the Father, God, then came his son. Jesus really is Gods son.
Jesus lived a perfect life, and died on the cross as a substitute for you and all the bad deeds you have committed in your life, these bad deeds are called sins, we are all sinners, and the wages of sin is to suffer and eventually die.

All of Jesus died on that cross, his body, his soul, his spirit
http://www.askelm.com/essentials/ess018a.htm

3 days Later after being totally dead (he ceased to exist and was in a lifeless corpse) God raised him back to life and Jesus ascended into heaven.

Thanks to this he defeated death and sin once and for all for everyone. Since he was sinless he could die in your place.

Thanks to this, everyone will one day attain immortality and enter into the Kingdom of God, hell exists for some but it is not forever. In the end Jesus saves all. The cross grantees the salvation of everyone who ever lived. We have no free will. God gives faith to anyone he chooses. In the end he will give faith to all.

HELL IS NOT FOREVER. JESUS SAVES EVERYONE IN THE END.

other general links
The guys below teach the 2 gospels truth
https://www.concordant.org/
http://martinzender.com/
http://www.biblestudentsnotebook.com/
http://www.studyshelf.com/videos/
http://thathappyexpectation.blogspot.com/
http://www.gracetruth.co.uk/

The guys below mix the two gospel into one, but their is much truth here
https://bible-truths.com/
http://www.askelm.com/
http://saviourofall.org/
http://www.iswasandwillbe.com/
https://godskingdom.org/
https://godsplanforall.com/
https://tentmaker.org/
https://makepeacewithjesus.org/

>>27117638
Imagine putting 71k in Dogecoin

>>27117638
>suicide
cringe
>murder-suicide
B-B-B-BAAAASEEEDDD

>Most normies did Robinhood because twitter/reddit and referral stocks.
>Robinhood put a direct deposit hold for crypto.
>In 5-6 days, this shit will be back at 0.08
It's like you guys have never seen an AH dip, or even researched WHY it dipped.

>>27125636
Maybe it’s different in crypto or you are all using some foreign country terminology with which I’m not familiar but if you are short an option you can’t exercise it. only the one long the option can exercise. You can’t be long short. You are one or the other. If you are long a put you are short deltas in the underlying. If you are short a put you are long deltas in the underlying. Theta squeeze is not a thing, theta is time premium. Gamma squeeze is a thing, gamma is the relationship between the strike price of the option and trading price of the underlying with a time factor, standard deviation coefficient, risk free rate adjustment and dividend adjustment which all effects the delta of your position delta being the ratio of price change compared to the underlying.

I am a derivatives trader I know this shit pretty damn well.

>>27127109
is that true?
I don't use Robinhood, but knowing that most people will likely use that service since its just gone completely mainstream in the last few days.
I wonder if there might be a pump for doge then??

Though this is just my ape brain working at full capacity, so please be mindful friends

>>27117638
maybe we should not make crypto easier to use, we need a retard filter.

>>27126555
still no one fucking asked. lmao