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You feelin alright there Robin Hood?

>> No.27117398
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27117398

>>27116874
explain how robinhood is losing money?

>> No.27117468

>>27117398
Meme magic

>> No.27117622

>>27117398
Their clearing house is requiring them to front 100% (increase from 2%) of cash from users buying stocks. The can't support the volume.

>> No.27117774

>>27116874
i dont care if i lose money, as long as companies and hedgefunds get wrecked

>> No.27117782

>>27116874
IT'S OVER.

>> No.27117863

>>27117622
what is their clearing house, and are they in any way connected to the hedge funds shorting the ever living fuck out of gamestonk?

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>>27117622
i mean, this seems like a good problem to have?

>> No.27118053

>>27117863
>are they in any way connected to the hedge funds shorting the ever living fuck out of gamestonk?
Yes, both are run from people of the same ultra rich long nosed desert ethnic minority

>> No.27118161

>>27118008
>>27117398
Word of warning: don't avatarfag, it'll get you banned.

>> No.27118278
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>>27118161
You're a fag, and no one cares about being banned.
Eat shit and die.

>> No.27118286

>>27118053
ok sure but are there any connections other than that?
semitic nepotism, while despicable, is not a crime in clown world

>> No.27118364

>>27118278
damn you owned him

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>>27116874
>>27116774
>>27116774
>>27116774
>>27116774

HODL LADS

>> No.27118484

Can some explain the value to me of buying "shares" on robinhood opposed to buying crypto chains and having it on a physical crypto wallet?

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>>27118161
mr party pooper

>> No.27118700

>>27118484
crypto accelerationism does not accelerate the honks as quickly as gamestonk accelerationism
buying GME is about sending a message, and forcing moshe's hand
crypto is a long game
i would generally advise buying into both

>> No.27118814

>>27116874
>internet tries to kill hedgefunds
>only succeeds in killing Robinhood

>> No.27118974

>>27118700
I understand the stock perspective, but strictly in regards to robinhood and trading dollar amounts for %'s of cryptos available on their market.

The end user does not have access to the actual chains they request to purchase which is the whole value from what I've informed myself on.

Who's to say Robinhood isnt able to process these chain creation requests and are backlogged on their balance sheets.

Alot of the crypto trading on robinhood for me, hasnt made a whole lot of sense.

>> No.27119069

>>27117863
Apex clearing house, Citadel which owns Robinhood and >Melvin is the majority of Apex traffic

>> No.27119151

>>27116874
Can someone explain to me how robinhood makes money (besides robinhood gold) and why a gamma squeeze would hurt robinhood?

>> No.27119393

>>27119151
From what I understand, the lenders these institutes are provided loans from, diversify their investments to manage risks. Some of those investments can be high-risk/reward options for play on the backend to improve comissions.

Also note, when you deposit money into the bank, they take that money and invest it elsewhere such as personal loans to stimulate the economy. Thats why you'll receive interest payouts possibly monthly or annually, essentially as thank you for leaving your money here at our financial institute.

I hope that makes sense or is helpful in anyway.

I am not a professional but I did get a entrepreneur degree so im a mutt of some sorts?

>> No.27119478

>>27116874
https://youtu.be/4RS4JIEVyXM
just watch this

>> No.27119495

>>27118161
stfu faggot

>> No.27119530

>>27118814
Maybe Robinhood shouldn't have jumped in the way of our shot.

>> No.27119774

>>27117782
BOT

>> No.27119816

We're not getting paid.

But I'm sick of cheap silicon valley angel invested millenial phone apps just as much as wall st. hedge funds playing with our economy like a toy so I won't cry when anyone goes under.

>> No.27119843

>>27119774
>>>/r9k/ is that way. IT'S OVER.

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they're gathering cash for next week for when all you fucking retards get dumped on and can't actually cover your margin calls

>> No.27119969

>>27116874
This was yesterday, they are now at over $1 billion in emergency lending
>https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/robinhood-caps-maximum-holdings-36-stocks-just-one-share

>> No.27120037

>>27119843
dont care NOT SELLING

>> No.27120124

>>27119816
I never wanted to go that route when starting a business, it just feels like signing up to do a desk job when you're trying to just do whatever you want freely.

A lot of people take the easy way out, be the idea guy and let someone take the majority of profit margins.

Think about this, movie theatres make 25 cents on the dollar for films and most of their earnings are made at concessions. There's a lot of constraints in the market place, but its also up to the decisions the creators make.

>> No.27120166

>>27119069
kek of course they are
thank you very much

>>27118974
i was mainly arguing for purchasing of the stonks in general
slobbinhood is a dogshit platform and almost for sure processes and sells (delayed of course)transaction data to other companies for a quick buck
trusting these fucks is a big mistake
my main point is that fucking these kikes in the ass with the mother of all short squeezes is a bigger acceleration than simply buying and shilling crypto, but I agree with you when it comes to crypto being more viable in the long game
t. anon who has since gotten drunk since his last sober reply

>> No.27120225

>>27119966
?? the positions will just get liquidated genius

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>>27116874

>> No.27120485

>>27118376
yeah no, i'm out, been out since thursday. it was funny jokes for a second but i dont want a greuling months long bullshit for my returns. you fucked up bad. you coulda just left it alone but no.

now robinhood is in danger of being insolvent because you fucking RETARDS dont know what you're doing. thanks, fags. none of you dopey niggers are going to get paid. you understand that, right? you are fucking MORONS.

>> No.27120557

>>27120124
Well I'm just jaded about a lot of it. I used to work in silicon valley and way too much of the culture was literally "I'm gonna make the next facebook app guys" mentality. It was rampant and I hated it, but I'm also not from the city at all.

I get it if you have a genuinely good idea or something, but software development and investing in it from the sidelines is insultingly easy compared to almost any working class job laborwise. It's why I got out of everything like it and am never going back.

>> No.27120914

>>27119966
>buying on margin
ngmi

>> No.27120979

>>27119966
What's a margin call.

>> No.27121085

>>27117863
trades take two days to clear. your broker is fronting you the funds every time you trade.

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>>27119478
Blopchame is fix it

>> No.27122283

>>27120557
I've worked in an assortment of industries including projects in college in the UN. Most my jobs through college were small business.

The first corporate job I got I felt I just wouldn't fit into the culture despite checking the "boxes:". It was a big tech middle man in the midewest... the first weeks of their training program, one of the lead managers brought their wife in with their newborn. A few days later, he was aggressively making out with another manager at a bar during a happy hour while my manager slut shamed a new hire.

The cultures fucked everywhere, but if the market thats realizing the potential in stocks see the value in mobile application marketplace as a platform, the entire workplace changes.

There's software developers on upwork internationally work for cheap because they can do it at their own pace. The next 5 years is gonna be excited for software tech

>> No.27122453

>>27117398
broker has to buy back shorts, broker owns RH
RH makes money off of trade data. it can't make jack off this situation.

>> No.27122543

>>27122283
look @ chainblockers

consulting, software dev, business partnering middle of the country too

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More proof that this shit was just a desperate attempt to salvage whatever was left of their IPO. They've been in a liquidity crisis since this thing started. If they were getting one of those $2.5B cash injections they would've gotten it already. Vlad's going to jail.

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>>27118161
I'm not him but what? why?

>> No.27122692

>>27122283
>A few days later, he was aggressively making out with another manager at a bar during a happy hour
Insanely based
>while my manager slut shamed a new hire.
No such thing you faggot redditor. Sluts are fucking trash non-humans and are only good to be used as warm cock sleeves. Any woman that's ever had sex outside of marriage is a disgusting whore

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>>27118161

Jannie Application: DENIED

>> No.27122921

>>27122692
sounds like a nice place to work to be honest, i like whores and hot holes

>> No.27123065
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>>27116874
OY VEY GOYIM
YOU JUST CAN'T CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT
AAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.27123415

>>27122283
>my manager slut shamed a new hire.
While I agree with you on everything else, you're an obvious reddit spacing nigger and slut shaming is a made up term for holding people accountable for their bad decisions.

>> No.27123534

>>27119478
So in other words the losses were so large for the large trading firms the clearing houses would've gone under and taken the retail investors money with them.

Nice rigged system there.

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>>27123415
Married man cheats on the mother of his newborn child, based.
Woman exists and isn't a monk, deserves shame.
No wonder why you autists never get laid.

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>>27118278

>> No.27123880

>>27123722
>Married man cheats on the mother of his newborn child, based.
Did you miss the part where I said I agree with everything else he said? The married guy deserves the rope too.

>> No.27123936

>>27123880
Do you also deserve the rope for not being a virgin

>> No.27123945

>>27117774
You're a cuck

>> No.27123957

Whats the better alternative to Robinhood

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Oh no. I guess maid Marian would have to be my wife instead...

>> No.27124075

>>27122662
I wish I had hair

>> No.27124085

>>27123957
the 78 year old broker (that ought to retire by now) that lives above the old laundromat.

you know the one

>> No.27124504

>>27117398
Like most scumbag brokers these days they 100% bet against their clients.

>> No.27124561

>>27123957
There's no identical platform in terms of intended use. Robinhood was meant for people looking to dump their stimulus checks into random stocks without much care about building a portfolio. That being said, I've had no issues using Schwab. Their mobile app is OK, is a bit annoying to boot up but works just fine. Fidelity is also another good option.

>> No.27124616

>>27117398
WHEN THEY GET USED AND SUED

GME (4 days left ∞% SALES DO NOT SELL ALL) -> Doge -> Stellar Lumens -> Ripple
Follow this strategy for maximum games and gains

>> No.27124701

>>27120485
t. shill

shut the fuck up you fucking nigger faggot

>> No.27124765

>>27121085
It’s actually pretty impressive how the “legacy” brokers like Schwab, Fidelity, TDA, and frens can handle these days will barely a hitch. At least with Schwab the only problem I had was website access which was probably just massive traffic making a mark. Bought GME on a couple of the big crashes on Streetsmart Edge no problem.

>> No.27124766

>>27116874
They never had the shares of GME to begin with. This is why you trade crypto, not stonks on a shitty app that won't let you sell when it moons.

>> No.27124785

>>27117398
Citadel owns robinhood and melvin

>> No.27124830

>>27118278
based

>> No.27124873

>>27117398
If everyone takes out their money at the same time they won't be able to afford it

>> No.27124894

>>27124765
They're actual brokers, not meme brokers for zoomers who rely on selling client info to Citadel.

>> No.27124904

I am a financial terrorist

>> No.27124976

>>27122662
Drake Bell made Robinhood? He's not gonna make it!

>> No.27125151

>>27122676
>I'm not him
Newfag r*dditor detected.

>> No.27126744

>>27125151
Imagine not being everybody.

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>>27116874

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>>27117622
>>27117863
>>27119069
>their clearinghouse

>> No.27126941

>>27124765
Robinhood is for retail investors. Like Day traders with dicks in hands.

>> No.27127029

>>27118161
your hotpocket is ready hunny

>> No.27127030

>>27126928

How old is this? The Rothschild aren't that rich anymore.

>> No.27127223

>>27120225
if no one is buying how woud you liquidate them?

>> No.27127270

>>27127030
>Rothchilds are not that rich anymore
Where did you read? Wikipedia? Forbes??
>>>>>>>>>leddit

>> No.27127433

The faggot from this whole thing will drive people away from centralised, traditional markets and into crypto.

DeFi is the answer.
HEX is the token.

>> No.27127503

>>27117398

RH doesn't charge transaction fee right? so how do they make money?

>> No.27127516

>>27117622
>The can't support the volume.
This is fake news, they are trying to stop you from buying GME and AMC and found this as an excuse.

>> No.27127593

>>27127503
By selling your information to Citadel.

>> No.27127784

>>27127503
Sending the data mined from you and every other user straight to Citadel so they can literally bog you.

>> No.27128071

>>27122676
Pro-tip:see that little green bar of yours up next to where it says ID? That's your name for the thread. In boards with that (/biz/, /pol/, etc) you don't have to say "not him" because it's obvious who you are.

>> No.27129546

>>27122676
Haha
>>27125151
>>27128071
Not gonna make it

>> No.27131199

>>27117398
nigga you know defi is a thing, right? well, after last week, the normies know too

>> No.27131323

>>27119151
They sell your info to the hedge funds + direct your orders to them

>> No.27131626

>>27119530
they didn't jump
they were (((pushed)))

>> No.27131893

>>27127030
the rich own nothing
it's all held in (((offshore trusts))) with secret beneficiaries
if you don't own anything, you don't pay tax
see?

>> No.27132089

>>27127030
please just go back

>> No.27132158

>>27116874
Forget about RH, the market tanked, because hedgies needed to sell to cover their positions. Watch the ETF's with even a whiff of GME in it, they went berserk . We kicked the hornet's nest, lobbyists are getting angry phone calls, Congress is gonna spring into action in no time, jew shekels speak louder than hundreds of millions of mutts all put toghether. What a glorious collective redpilling this was, frens, and they'll never forgive us for it.

>> No.27133036

>>27131893
Google "LLC"

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>>27116874
Transferred everything out of RH, except for GME. I hope they go under

>> No.27133189

>>27132158
This

>> No.27133300

Wait...
>shorting stocks
>some niggers go to a broker to take OTHER investor's stock to sell then buy back to Gove back at a later date
>kikevan capital took a lot of GME stock and can't pay it all back
>they declare bankruptcy (they're not safe btw, they're going to liquidate all of their assets, goodbye Visa and Twatter)
>stockholder has to buy stocks back for their clients
>robinkike opening up millions for credit lines
Oh shit I guess we know who tried to fuck their clients with deadbeat stocks. This squeeze is going to fuck Melkike capital, Robinhood, Twatter Texas Roadhouse Visa (all Melvin stocks that will be sold dirt cheap after Melvin folds)...
Fucking strap in niggers. Gamers are crashing the market.

>> No.27133373

>>27116874
i'd fuck this granny no problem