/biz/ - Business & Finance

obviously

>>27107016
i'm going to die laughing at the tears. please be next week.

Yes, thankfully

>>27107146
The HOLD DIAMOND HANDS are the actual shills. Imagine not selling FUCKING GAMESTOP at $400 a share.

>>27107146
that shit is so cringe jesus christ.

>>27107246
I'm certain all that HODL shit is astroturfed by the few who invested hundreds of thousands early on. they have the money to do it, bots are cheap.

I hate Redditors more than bankers

>>27107264
We need a "go to Reddit and bring back cringe thread"

>>27107599
LOL at the fucking idiots thinking Blackberry, fucking BLACKBERRY and AMC are going to moon on the back of this gamestop shit.

You'd only have to throw a rock and hit 20 cringy faggots on there anyway.

>>27107146
BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

>>27107599
here's one. this poor cunt is going poor on monday

>>27107146
Please post more Reddit cringe it’s the best thing on this board right now

>>27107713
Its after your bedtime schlomo

>>27107841
His entire savings, gone.

>>27106944

If a squeeze happens or not, its not what matters. The fun begins when whales like DFV pull the trigger and start unloading his bags on everyone down below. Next week max this goes back to around $50 and the tears will be insane

The show has just begun. 2021 Capitol Siege + The Biggest PND of our times. I fucking love this timeline

cant wait to see all of these guys get burned

another gaynigger rip

>>27108074
God I hope I can sell on the next pump. If not I don't even care. It was my play money anyway.

CONSOOM

>>27108074
that guy cant sell without being actually lynched, it's going to be bonkers when they turn on him

>>27108291

Sell it all bro. What 5x 10x you got, just gtfo. This whole SJW narrative of we're sticking it to Wallstreet is going to leave a lot of normies in debt and wondering why if LINE GO UP I didnt get more BUX. It's going to be insane, just like 2018 crypto when it went down from ATH 18k and the people that took out loans to buy TRX at ATH because it was the next BTC

>>27109359
literally every second post mentions "my wife's boyfriend" and you're still too stupid to figure it's a joke

>>27106944
Yeah. I'm gonna spend all next week jacking off.

>>27109784
>literally every second post mentions "my wife's boyfriend" and you're still too stupid to figure it's a joke

>wow, that’s literally me!

>>27106944
As I said from the onset, this is textbook win/win.

I hate this website

>>27110432
Dats ebbic

>>27106944
You should work harder on your FUD propaganda. People have made up their minds, and they're willing to "lose money" on this trade.

>>27106944
NEVER
SELLING
SHILL!
$1MM per share Ill think about it!

>>27106944
obviously when everybody starts to sell there will always be a lot of people who will sell last when their shares wouldnt replace their investments and express in loses that is gonna be a blood bath

>>27106944
My limits are already set for next week. Can't lose cause some Reddit sperg will still buy my bags when it's fucking crashing.

>>27108074
What do you think will be the peak? Somewhere between 450 and 750 is what I think but even if it hits the latter it'll be for literally a split second as all the whales get the fuck out while redditfags will be commenting DIAMOND HANDS BOYS and setting 10k sell limits as the price hits $38 a share.

We need our rebbit frens to keep hodling on.

NO REFUNDS ENJOY THE RIDE
>NO REFUNDS ENJOY THE RIDE
NO REFUNDS ENJOY THE RIDE
>NO REFUNDS ENJOY THE RIDE
NO REFUNDS ENJOY THE RIDE
>NO REFUNDS ENJOY THE RIDE

GME (4 days left DO NOT SELL ALL) -> Doge -> Stellar Lumens -> Ripple
Follow this strategy for maximum games and gains.

>>27111944
Doge dumped fren. We're already at stellar stage. Jews fastracked the timeline.

>>27107146
Thanos won at the end of Infinity War and half the people died. So I guess that's what's coming.

>>27112118
Don't be so sure ;)

>there is a redditor, right now, explaining to his wife why they don’t have savings anymore

>>27106944
god willing

This will give them the reason to switch the market completely to Digital. They were wrapping their head around how to go completely digital FIAT with Stake Holder markets. All it cost was a Jew hedge fund that battled it out with another.
The whole situation is slimy as hell anyway. The narrative just the cheese to swallow the pill. Thanks reddit, you got (probably) psyopsed into leading us into the Great Reset. If not, than you accelerated it. Will profit off of it.

>>27107146
i bought at 300 and sold at 435 then put the rest in BB. BB 100 EOY.

>>27107146
>TRUST THE PLAN WE CAN ALL BE MILLIONAIRES YOU JUST NEED TO PUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS DOWN AND BUY THIS STOCK AND IN A WEEK WE WILL MAKE MONEY TRUST ME DUDE SOME SCREENSHOT OF A GUY HOLDING MILLIONS ON REDDIT TOLD ME BRO WE GOT THIS WE CAN FUCK THE WALL STREET GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL AND GET RICH IT IS GONNA BE GREAT JUST PUT MONEY DOWN AND WAIT BRO ITS THAT EASY TRUST THE PLAN GAMMA SQUEEZE COMING SOON I REPEAT THE SKWEEZ HAS NOT SQWOZE

>>27107713
do DD on BB nigger. AMC isn't even that bad it could go to $30 in a few years if it doesn't go to zero. BB is an undervalued software company that is making deals left and right with automakers and their shit is in a ton of new vehicles. BB will go up. No it's not a day trade, it's a longer term investment. This meme shit like NOK, AMC, and GME will crater.

>>27112535
>>TRUST THE PLAN WE CAN ALL BE MILLIONAIRES YOU JUST NEED TO PUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS DOWN AND BUY THIS STOCK AND IN A WEEK WE WILL MAKE MONEY TRUST ME DUDE SOME SCREENSHOT OF A GUY HOLDING MILLIONS ON REDDIT TOLD ME BRO WE GOT THIS WE CAN FUCK THE WALL STREET GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL AND GET RICH IT IS GONNA BE GREAT JUST PUT MONEY DOWN AND WAIT BRO ITS THAT EASY TRUST THE PLAN GAMMA SQUEEZE COMING SOON I REPEAT THE SKWEEZ HAS NOT SQWOZE

Imagine how utterly brain dead you have to be to go for it knowing, that if the number of heads gets to high it will crash the ship or at least lead to rules changes on deck. It is so fun that all they had to do to actually make the bucks is to just stfu about it and not tell their brother and sisters, that the time they masturbate in front of the screen is not a complete waste of time.

>>27108329
NGL, if most of them manage to actually buy a bunch of stuff from GameStop they could theoretically break this even harder, but I doubt it.

>>27112939
if reddits are good at one thing it’s mindless consooming and trying way too hard

>>27112882
imagine getting all the rain blood when it hits 700 per share and they begin speculating the market between themselves
- The ones who started this and bought at 38 will be like diamonds hans, not selling, but they will have already sold at that point
- The ones who got on the hype train an bought at 200 - 300 believing the hold meme when the dip reaches the hundrerds
- The threads in plebbit for months to come of people who invested believing they could win and be like i lost my life shares in the ride etc...

This will be glorious

>>27107146
Yeah I drank the kool aid for a bit, but the jew faggotry that robinhood is pulling snapped my back to reality. I'm selling this shit as soon as it hits $400 and then probably sell puts after that.

>>27107127
We either get to laugh at reddit or laugh at jews. This is an investment we can't lose on.

they cant steal this vote

>>27109359
This is a very obvious joke. wsb isn't filled with the SJWs that can be found on the rest of reddit. They are basically just /r/4chan with money. Like their slogan says, the place is basically as if 4chan found a bloomberg terminal.

>make 30% in one day off of AMC
I'm good. People wanting to instantly make 300% are crazy fools

>>27113834
go back nigger, your kind aren't welcome here.

>>27113834
Wow thanks for clearing that up for me! Tendies! Wifes boyfriend! Autist!
Am I 4chan yet?

>>27106944
Reddit needs to suffer to come to Jesus

They need to experience the crushing boot of reality

>>27114123
Why are you so mad?

>>27114251
>Why are you so mad?

>>27113586
lol, have a (you).

>>27113836
Right, I bought at 8 sold most at 22.5 and the rest at 16 it was pretty great.

>>27106944
AINT LISTENING
AINT SELLING

snork a pound of cocaine off my penis while I fist fuck your mother you filthy jew

>>27107246
not selling

you wanna taste my pee pee pee?

>>27113834
the joke stops being funny when its repeated 1000x in earnest in every single thread. you need to go back.

>>27115496
>>27115399
Subreddits are for subhumans. Go back.

>>27107146
>jadavan
lol this is literally a panjeet account. Strong sell signal.

>>27108217
Nah if he's retail he wouldn't have been allowed to sell naked calls. He's not ripped so much as his gains were capped.

>>27107146
> Relating everything to capeshit

>>27106944
90% are commie fucks who believe wall street is suffering losses. It will be a /pol/ victory no matter what. HOLD AND BUY.