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Janet Yellen next week: "Don't worry, Robinhood is contained"

UVXY

What are the chances some retards in congress try to regulate after this?
I want to be rich too

>>27115189
> literally got paid a million dollars by melvin’s new owner for a 20 minute speech

>>27115189
Fed can only do so much obviously, there is no way to know if it will crash tomorrow or next year.

First three letters of my ID is the next stock to be short squeezed

GLORIOUS MONDAY!!!

>>27115391
Congress is already moving. It’s the only time they act fast is when they are fucking the entire country

>>27115154
where's the canned chili

>>27115418
800's of millions*

>TOP IS IN

>In 1929, JFK’s father Joseph Kennedy Sr. picked up on one of those subtle signs and didn’t just get out at the top, he scored a massive windfall on the way down as well.

>After having made a bundle owning stocks in the roaring bull market of the 1920’s, Joe Kennedy Sr. found himself needing to get his shoes polished up.

>While sitting in the shoeshine chair, Kennedy Sr. was alarmed to have the shoeshine boy gift him with several tips on which stocks he should own — yes, a shoeshine boy playing the stock market.

>This unsolicited advice resulted in a life-changing moment for Kennedy Sr. who promptly went back to his office and started unloading his stock portfolio.

>In fact, he didn’t just get out of the market, he aggressively shorted it — and got filthy rich because of it during the epic crash that soon followed.

>They don’t ring bells at the top, but apparently when shoeshine boys start giving stock advice it is time to head for the exits.

>This was before the beginning of the great depression.

>>27115154
I MISS COMFY MARCH SCREAMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm in Robinhood and I'm legitimately concerned that I won't be able to withdraw my money

>>27115391
>>27115454
>>27115588

watch it guys, this is a stocks only thread

>>27115154
That's a good question. Let me circle back to you on that one.

I fucking hate my broker. Was having outages throughout the AMC / GME rally, to the point where it was taking 10 minutes for pages to load. Couldn't execute buy or sells, if it wasn't such a piece of shit I would have bought every dip but 10 minutes per trade is too risky.

>>27115444
What the fuck is that

>>27115629
Spend it

>>27115588
sieg checkers
my uncle always told me that story

>>27115635
What are you 12? You think it’s a conspiracy theory that our economy is probably fucked?

Imagine going bankrupt only to pay off your 600 million dollar debt within a week because some redditers liked your stock.

How is AMC feeling rn?

>>27115588
This dudes fine you tiny dick racist. The worst part is the fucking onlyfans whores on Reddit

>>27115635
>congress regulating markets has nothing to do with stocks guyzz

>>27115391
Not much. Yeah sure a hedge fund or two got bankrupted. But in the end, the only thing that may happen is that hedge funds are just going to be more careful about over-reaching with their shorts. What does the whole Wall Street really care except for PR? Congress will have a couple hearings but it will probably not amount to anything.

I bet a million bucks that there a ton of other firms and funds that profited from GME's rise and elimination of another competitor.

>>27115659
Can you imagine how fast she would crumble if anyone started asking her slightly tough questions

>pump up AMC
>PE firm converts bonds to shares, AMC issues 44.4M shares
>share short for AMC is 44.47M
kikes strike again, AMCfags are fucked

>>27115706
Huge explosion at a port in the middle east where they stored some abandoned nitrate.

>>27115814
AMC already had a creditor to shoulder their debt well before Reddit came into the picture to pump it.

AMC world headquarters is walking distance from my house.
What should I do?

>>27115793
>>27115817

I don't make the rules I'm just trying to keep other people from getting banned\

Last year was the first year investing. Here are my current documents. Do I wait until January comes out to use for my taxes?

>>27115706
beirut explosion bro

>>27115391
i presume pocahontas is on the case

>>27115629
serves you right for trusting a broker instead of retrieving the stock certificates and keeping them in your safe

>>27115941
You need the tax documents, they aren’t out until feburary 15th or whatever

Showing my gf 4chan be nice guys

>>27115154
>Treasury note moving upwards FAST
UH OH

>>27115849
>conversion price of $13.51
So basically $13 is the new bottom.

>>27115935
hack into their servers and tweet that you were joking about the stock dilution and also some funny quirky joke trying to get elon into goading his followers to buy AMC stock

>>27115941
wait for your 1099 faggot
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/downloading-your-tax-documents/

>>27115154
I just gotta say, God, I love that opener followed immediately with the same old copypasta of links. That puts fucking
>Brokers:
first.

>>27116037
Lol vagina

>>27115588
>In fact, he didn’t just get out of the market, he aggressively shorted it — and got filthy rich because of it during the epic crash that soon followed.
i feel like we hit the top awhile ago and the whole market has just been in a short squeeze desu.. everyone jumping in and out of the roller coaster while fat fucks taking their time to get in the damn car

>>27116037
show bobs
bitch lasagna

>>27115939
Janny can suck my dick

>mfw my balance went down by $30,000 in a week

W-what do we do bros?

>>27115939

>>27115391
i hope they do
piss off even more of the population

>>27116049
It's not a bad deal if you were in at $3 or $4. Not so much for people who jumped in late hoping for a big squeeze

>>27115832
she already has. couple shocking moments. asked about the mandatory masks on federal property biden just signed, and yet the entire biden family wasn't wearing them "oh its because they were celebrating" was also asked about gamestonk and her response was "uh we have a woman in charge of the treasury" kek

>>27116037
tell her to buy nok, it literally cannot lose money

>>27116037
u dont have gf faggot nigger kike

Where is the VIX going to go?

Will Rite AId continue to climb?

>>27116240
FUCK JANNIES

>>27116280
I fucking hate red heads

Guess we will see what happens on Monday, eh

I honestly just hope this shitshow doesn't change my ability to trade. Trading has become my primary source of income after practicing it for years

I bought 150 NOK at $5.5 avg.
I read the risk management sticky so i only invested 5% of my portfolio.
Is it better to buy more expensive sure fire stocks or blast some money into a stock for a lot of shares like NOK?

>>27116258
So selling CSPs on AMC is free money then?

>>27115868
A mossad attack. Ammonium nitrate does not explode on its own, it needs to be mixed with a lot of hydrocarbons to become explosive.

>>27116280
She is not a smart person

>>27116414
what kind of strategy do you use

where is the Virtual reality stock that makes anime girls real?

>>27116422
buying one stock for 100 and 10 stocks at 10 gives you the same thing, assuming you're only trading like normal.
don't get caught up in the "I need to have 100 shares of something to make it worthwhile!" because it's all percentage based

Thoughts on cruise lines and airlines?
They have to recover once covid restrictions get lifted.

I bought 130 AMC @ 14.70 and I feel sick to my stomach

What are we drinking tonight /smg/

>>27116662
sorry anon, it's privately traded

>>27116641
interday momentum on longs, scalping day trades at open on shorts, very basic stuff but it's consistent when spread out among a bunch of trades

>>27116422
Price alone doesn't matter. Market cap does. NOK is "cheap" per share but there are also ~5.5 billion of them. CMG is "expensive" but there are only 30 million of them. In an era of fractional shares it almost doesn't matter. The only bad thing about fractional shares are fees you might get dinged with during splits for example

>>27116737
yeah and I bought 60 at 1 dollar higher than you.
But im major poorfag so its a lot of money to me.

>>27116716
Airlines are almost guaranteed+ the 737 is reapproved
Cruiselines will take years to recover because they had to sell off ships

>>27116762
some mezcal neat over here

>>27116422
the warren buffet approach is to first calculate what the fair price is for a company based on things like their profits, debt and growth potential, and then if the current price is below the fair price you buy

Was is a realistic price for NOK?

>>27116437
there might be a dip when retail realizes they've been fucked so i'd long-date them

>>27116394
>Still using jewhood
It's like you enjoy getting fucked in the ass

>>27115819
The biggest firm in the US, Blackrock, is one of the biggest winners in the GME rise. They ate a smaller fish essentially lol.

>>27116872
Isn’t that the guy who sold all his airline stocks at the bottom in March?

>>27116842
Good point. Even before this, CCL was on a downward trend.
NCLH seemed a lot more stable.

>>27115706
nigga were you born yesterday?

>>27116997
Can't believe nobody is saying this. Blackrock is making billions for this squeeze/memefest and reddit gets all the "credit"

>>27115154
I HAVE YOUR DOG, IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN LEAVE 5 GMES IN A MANILLA ENVELOPE BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES IN THE TRAIN STATION MEN'S ROOM
PIC RELATED ITS YOUR DOG

>>27116960
NOK will be the LTH out of this meme shit, I wouldn't be surprised if it goes back up to around $8 and hovers around there for a while. People will probably start buying in once GME and AMC are finished.

>>27116960
$5 per share

Is PLTR $50 EOY possible now?

>>27116960
100 eoy

>>27117084
That's because Blackrock is just a federal reserve front

best case scenario is GME fizzles out, normies get bored of talking about this every day (literally every normie in my fucking office), congress has a circlejerk hearing that results in nothing, and we can continue making money like before
sorry redditors, but you make money by riding the waves, not chasing the white whale

I almost bought gme calls but bought clf instead.

I SWEAR to fucking god. I’m killing clf tranny. Literally not kidding one bit. I’m searching his images for exif data, I’m watching his twitch at all hours, I know his home town where he lives and I AM finding him.

Clf tranny you are fucking done for dude. Done. For.

>>27117163
Try $100 EOY anon.

>>27117314
I want a realistic outcome, bro. Not your memeshit.

>>27116821
>>27116737

I bought $5000 worth at $15. Might as well see it through now. I took the trailing stop loss off all my other positions and just keep a gun by my desk now. I'm literally never selling, because I'll just kms...

>>27116872
>>27116799
>>27116682
Excellent answers gentlemen.
Have a Paul.

sell limit should be 16 dollars at least premarket right?

>>27116422
I'm longing NOK, hold onto it. If you want some cheap gains research SPACs. Don't buy some hipster shit that is under the radar. Research a SPAC run by a name you recognize that is plastered all over CNBC and has already opened successful SPACs in the past. Sometimes they crash and burn but if you want some high gains with a bit of cash there you go.

>>27117310
what did you expect to happen when biden will kill all that's left of the american heavy industry?

>>27115635
Based janny shutting down the Qanon posting
>>27116716
>Thoughts on cruise lines and airlines?
Share dilution and debt.
>They have to recover once covid restrictions get lifted.
Airlines weren't even doing well before corona. Maybe cruise line stocks will fare better
>>27116997
That goes contrary to the romanticized view of the underdog winning. You're not allowed to point it out

>>27117163
Um. We are going way higher than that

>>27117084
That's the thing ain't it. WSB is so entrenched in their "stick it to the man" narrative when in the end most of the retail people that bought GME will get fucked. The big name players will come out of this with huge profits and leave retail holding the bag since most of retail doesn't know what the fuck they're doing. Killing a single fish in the ocean ain't "sticking it to the man".

>>27117310
>tfw I had thought of doing the same thing but figured someone else would eventually do it

>>27117092

Well I have your duck. You wanna see him again, you better return my doggo

>>27117084
Hedge funds regularly squeeze smaller short selling funds, it happened to nassim taleb back in the day, they forced him out of all his positions. There’s no way Robinhood traders are forcing the price up to 600 at 5am

>>27117434
>biden will kill all that's left of the american heavy industry
Proof?

>>27117517
Nassim Taleb is a fat retard.

>>27117084
My broker is the biggest shareholder of gme. They didn’t halt.

>>27117473
Someone has to pump up GME for me, might as well be redditors

>>27117624
this

>>27117452
It wasn't about Q anon you idiot

>>27115793
>>27115817

ok guys so see....this asshole comes here and tries to start political conversations then reports you to get you banned. you have been advised, this is what I was talking about.

The damage to a few hedge funds is tiny and won't do shit.

The Fed is buying corporate bonds. Basically any company large enough to have a lot of employees is straight up immune from bankruptcy until the vaccine is rolled out. No crash.

>B-but they can't keep rolling debt

It's literally cheaper to roll debt at rates below inflation.

>B-but inflation will go up! The Fed is injecting too much liquidity.
Not while lockdowns continue. Money velocity is tiny. The US can see a $4T deficit and inflation can't crack 1%.

It's just creating a massive bubble in equities because fixed income is worthless due to low rates. Property too. The Second Great Depression is more likely when the pandemic is over and they start to try to unwind this.

You'll basically have two options, roll the dice 25% you control it, 75% depression, or shift to Chinese style state capitalism, where all crashes get paused and adjudicated by the government.

>>27117473
Bunch of greedy pigs got slaughtered, the smart hedge funds and institutions gobbled them up, us retail plebs rode the wave and they're giving us a golden parachute letting the markets hold at $300. That's the truth, but reddit is in this rabid locust-swarm frenzy of impotent rage to see that we're just a tiny part of this.

>>27115706
nerve gas

>>27115939
shut the fuck up

>>27117690
Jannies tongue my anus

>>27117310
>vote out the one guy who was pushing for more American steel and telling China to fuck off
>vote in the guy who kneels to Xi more than he does to God and preaches green new deal scams
>WHAT THE FUCK BROS MY TRANNY STOCK IS DYING HOW COULD THIS BE

You deserve this if you couldn't see the writing on the wall.

>>27117701
nice spacing bro! take my silver

>>27117059
he sold in may
and it wasn't a bad call they've been crabbing since then
and the guy is like 200 years old so he probably isn't as sharp as he once was

HODL your beans. Those cannellinis will moonshoot.

>>27115154
If you are seeing this message, you have been selected as a member of the resistance. Go to your nearest Local Coin Store (LCS) where you will be given instructions on your next assignment after purchasing physical silver

>>27117819
not my rules guy, i didn't make them, don't be so upset it's not good for your health

>>27117745
Should I liquidate half of my portfolio and wait for the bottom? I'm kinda scared...

>>27117701
thanks for the reassurance
I'm hurting a bit on my leveraged ETFs

>>27117310

Yeah. You took advice off someone from the internet. You realize this isn’t his fault right?

>>27117310
>clf
Not willing to wait for earnings at the very least? GME was a bit hard to call.

>>27116006
>not keeping them in the freezer with your blood
ngmi

>>27116361
Niggers and kikes too but I would repeat myself.

>>27117954
>wait for the bottom?
when is the bottom?

>>27115154
sounds bullish

How do I set a premarket limit sell on fidelity? I have after hours enabled but it only sets shit up for open.

>>27117954
If you haven't taken at least some profits then you should. All this "hold the line!!" Braveheart shit is gonna fuck people over

>>27117473
This is great for those of us that don't give a fuck. We know a bunch of retards are going to try and hold forever as some kind of political statement and a bunch more will hold actually thinking they can buck the prisoners dilemma and make the price go up to 60000 dollars.

It'll be interesting to see if we can make it to 2000 but we're definitely going to hit 1500. That's all I want and I'll have no problem dumping once we hit it. I'll make an easy 40k.

>>27117552
they employ too many white males

>>27116561
can we cool it with the sexism please

>>27115635
seething jewish fingers banned this anon

>>27118130
Where is the 1500 number coming from?

>>27117998
Even if CLF makes it to $20 the fat fuck still deserves to be gangstalked and fucked with at the very least for being such an insufferable retard

>>27118025
I have a friend who's good at technical analysis who can predict bottoms with reasonable accuracy based on monitoring a descending channel on the 4-h doji chart and the cross on the 50-day moving average on the 15-minute doji chart. I'm not smart enough to do it myself but he can help me figure out when to enter again. I just don't want to lose the massive capital I got this year because I overplayed my hand at Russian roulette...
But what if this is the bear trap and not the bull trap?

>>27117624
This is what a mans body looks like, basedboy

>>27118116
This. I have a credit card to pay off, fuck holding the line, I'm not getting fucked over. I also have an AT&T bill due soon.

>>27117059
Nah he sold half way down or something, still at a big loss though.. he also sold Barrick gold breakeven after holding on to it for like half a year. He has without a doubt lost all his abilities thanks to his age, the guy that bragged about diversifying to reduce risk and shit, but now has his own company that sits on ~50%+ in Apple stock. WHICH he also was super late to buying because he couldn't understand the company.. in the 2016.. I mean, it's pretty obvious he has just lost it

>Monday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JITC1fo2HA

>>27118116
>All this "hold the line!!" Braveheart shit is gonna fuck people over
Good..... when can we expect them back at work?

CPCE
hmmmmmm
return to mean?
it can't possibly go higher.. r-right?
everyone is buying puts.. so the market will go higher

>I don't make the rules I'm just trying to keep other people from getting banned
this is a NO NIGGER NO KIKE NO JANNY ZONE

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FUCK THE JIN JAN RIGHT IN HIS BLOWN OUT ASSHOLE

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>>27118130
reeeeeeeeeee stop making the jews sell the rest of their portfolio to open more shorts I want my comfy gains back

how high will AMC reach premarket monday?

>>27118402
based

>>27118323
I forgot about the word filters on here lol

>>27115154
ban test

I will kill all your family and gf if you still try to shill this fucking shit coin
don’t go for this niggers, use your brains
wanna see real top stat for crypto?
check stakenet and XSN results, 46m mc

>>27118312
there's a difference in training a program to identify a bottom based on data they already have, and predicting one from new unknowns. I know this. if such a program existed, we would be slaves to the AI predictors.
As someone who works on data analysis at a higher level than your friend, I just want to tell you to be skeptical. maybe it will work for the majority of the cases but when it fails you'll lose enough to not want to trust it again.

Can any of you trade before / after hours? Which broker are you with?

>>27115588
the truth of this story is that everything is rigged. Want to avoid the real inflation rate of above 15%? Well then you have to buy assets. But once enough of the peasants hold assets they intentionally crash them, whether its stocks, or real estate, or commodities. This is the mechanism by which wealth is extracted from the peasants.

>>27118431
Start rolling dice

>>27118263
Somebody did some math based on the price rise from the shorts covered so far, the available shares then, the available shares now, and the remaining shorts.
$1k per share is now a CONSERVATIVE estimate. And with the margin fee for holding GME shorts raised to 50%, the squeeze looks like it's going to happen any day. Extreme case, the trading limits are lifted monday, the stock price careens, and the final short squeeze is triggered. We can only hope to be so lucky.

Thoughts on hcmc?

>>27118402

>>27118263
Starting Tuesday the price will go up roughly 100-200 dollars a day. By the 11th it'll be in mid-1000s to 2000 and people will start bucking, enough that'll it slow the squeeze.

>>27116280
>asked about gamestonk and her response was "uh we have a woman in charge of the treasury" kek
That was the most bizarre answer to a question I think I've ever heard from one of these drones. Like basically pay no attention to the conflict of interest here, instead just follow the muh vagina narrative. Notwithstanding the fraud, people actually voted for this shit

>>27117690
>implying I started a political conversation with (You)
>implying I reported (You)
>posts a reddit maymay too
Why are you even whining about a warning? It's pointless
>>27117954
>>27117402
Please don't tell me half of your portfolio is in meme stocks. P-please ano-
>I bought $5000 worth at $15
You put half of your portfolio into AMC? At $15/share? AAAAHHHHH

>>27118186
can you fuck off, shes trash and her being a woman is why.

>>27115706
You never seen a nuke explosion?

>>27118675
maybe she was saying it as an excuse that the gamestonk shit is even going on kek.

>>27118486
Right, of course. I'm just saying that 80% of my net worth is in the market right now and I'm not an expert trader by any means. I don't have the right context to appreciate how hard it's crashing right now. Until recently my thesis was that the money printer would peg the market up for a year at least, but the recent frenzy has made me think that we either passed the top or are about to hit it.
I went to my friend for financial advice on Wednesday, and in the ~14 hours we were together 6 people - most of whom don't trade - texted him or asked him in person whether they should get into GME. This is Tulipmania-tier.

>>27115868
Confiscated nitrate

>>27118714
We won’t be having these generals any longer if you won’t cool it

>>27118757
of course. I'm just saying to be wary of people who can "predict peaks/troughs" because such a thing simply does not exist.

>dogecoin marketcap is 4 billion
I know hedgies are retarded but some part of me understands the desire to short things that appear irrational to you.
>>27118506
TDA

I'm bored anons.
I was happy it was the weekend but now I want it to be monday.

If I wanted to short TQQQ, how would I go about doing so

>>27118926
Buy SQQQ

>>27115629
You can’t withdraw for a month you know

>>27118926
sell all your shares, and then keep hitting the sell button

>>27118901
I hate weekends for this reason too. all the fun stuff happens during the week, at least with covid preventing me from doing literally anything that I enjoy

>>27118926
TQQQ puts
SQQQ calls
TNA or the russel in general

>>27118757
I would say it may be a small possibility. The issue is that how much of retail is left standing after the GME dump. There's certainly a large portion of retail buying into GME but also selling much of their previous positions. That's why the market is red despite the meme's pumping like hell.

If a significant enough percentage of retail is fucked (it's looking likely), you can see a significant reduction of available capital on the market to actually buy back in the normal positions people had.

>>27118402

Standard waging hours are 9-5 explicitly to keep wagies OUT OUT OUT

>>27118686
>Please don't tell me half of your portfolio is in meme stocks. P-please ano-
>>I bought $5000 worth at $15
>You put half of your portfolio into AMC? At $15/share? AAAAHHHHH
Thankfully most of my portfolio isn't in memes. These are my top positions. But I'm worried about the whole market desu

>>27117838
That has nothing to do with CLF's price go back to pol you dumb nigger

Based on the stuff coming from the WH, it looks like green energy is going to be pretty bullish for the next 4 years.

I want to sink some money into solar. Should I go with a particular company or an ETF (like TAN)? Thoughts on VVPR? It was mentioned a few times recently on /biz/

>>27119014
Do you have any nature trails near you? Hi hiking. Try something new

thinking about selling gme monday. I already feel foolish for still being in at this point, hopefully I make it out alive next week.

>>27118534
Do you reckon there will be a dip on Monday or could this short squeeze happen over the weekend?

>>27119250
ICLN

>>27119250
RUN
I've been with them from $10 and I'm holding until I die

now that the media hysteria has kind of settled and the r*ddit niggers have gone away... how the fuck did absolute pieces of shit like NOK and BB get pumped at the same time as GME? at least GME had a reason to get pumped.

>>27117785
classic

>>27118160
so no proof then. cool.

Im tired of being poor how do i get rich off meme stock? Whats the next big meme

Do my dd for me

>>27119178
>hurr durr government policy has nothing to do with how a sector of the economy does
ok anon go bet the farm on clf then
you still have the commodity supercycle in your favor so you might still make some money

>>27119334

Good luck anon

>>27119427
ucle

>>27119427
Still GME

>>27119427
GME, it has to hit $10,000/share by next friday

>>27118633
Sounds exciting, here's hoping
there will be a dip on Monday for me to buy in on.

>so no proof then. cool.

Predictions for $RAD?

>>27115814
Same as hertz

>>27119377
>>27119403
Obviously doing my own research, but whats so special about the one’s you mentioned?

>>27119598
it's special because I own it, anon
craps is a fun casino game because you're all playing together

>>27115588
JFK's dad made some dark bargain somewhere along the lines considering the Kennedy curse came to be

>>27119366
I think we're going to see a repeat of this monday's pre-market jump from 67 to 117 and a reversion to the previous trend. Open could be low 400s. Short squeeze can't happen over the weekend because they can't buy shares over the weekend for obvious reasons.

>>27119421
> why did two companies that actually make money and have lucrative contracts with governments, amazon, google, and nasa go up?
I fucking hate these pumpdump retarddit posters

>>27115629
This is the new scare tactic. Ignore the people saying this shit.

If you had as much as DFV has in GME how would you get out without crashing the market and getting less gains?

>>27119474
thanks friend

Thoughts on things that will pump post-pandemic? Would it make sense to get puts on stuff like Zoom and Peloton since they’re sort of focused on being indoors?

>>27118757
>This is Tulipmania-tier.
I'm actually hoping that it is. Because if we're really at that point, then we're still barely past first selloff and we still have a ways to climb. After we take profits, hopefully in the 2k range, it's a simple matter of hedging our cash in a manner that keeps them from crashing with the rest of the economy. Certainly not USD or silver.

>>27119764
I'm leaning heavily into MGM myself. I think zoom and peloton will be slow declines, because the pandemic will not be an abrupt end

>>27119673
>his proof of making money is a pie in the sky project that is incredibly one-off in nature and will likely lose an incredible amount of money

>>27119717
Go cut a deal with Melvin and fuck over reddit and the top chasing retards

>>27115154
Remember when Reddit getting into gme was seen a sell signal

Is apple still worth it for long term investment? Lost a lot money today because of the GME fiasco and now feel stupid for not pulling out and invest in GME beforehand.

>>27119464
what policy? go ahead show your work we'll wait.

>>27119764
I expect travel, vacation and live ticket entertainment companies to make a comeback after this.
I’m also a retard though.

>>27119717
Sell 10k a day in small periods of 500-1000 share blocks throughout the day at limit orders.

>>27119764
there will be no post-pandemic

>>27119799
Alright, I'll weather the dip (except for SOXL, I need to cut my losses in that shit) and hold for another week. If it turns out we're past the peak, well, at least I died standing up...

>>27119877
>NASA gets the phone bill for their astronauts
>$1 million/minute
Check mate

Icln is a shoe in. 100 eoy

What about run

Pls buy NOK bags next week sir

>>27119944
Dubs of truth

>>27119715
>Ignore the people saying this shit.
you're fucking retarded if you ignore the people saying this shit
don't use robin fucking hood nigger

>>27119833
Wow, if it goes back to pre-pandemic price it would 4x in price

>>27119121
You're still holding SOXL and TQQQ? Maybe you're more optimistic than me for next week. Overall we know that another stimulus will (eventually) come and save us, so I don't believe a March tier crash is coming soon.

>>27120011
Retard of bags

>>27119895
You'll feel like a retard no matter what you do. This meme market will be over before March and it will go back to normal. Go cash until then.

>>27115706
ITS 9/11 YOU FUCKING ZOOMER HAVE SOME RESPECT

>>27119250
TAN has actually been one of my biggest holds for the last month but it started crabbing hard and I lost my gains so when I went looking for fodder to feed my GME gamble, it went.

>>27120064
girl what charts are you reading

>>27120095
No, I just missed my chance to sell 'cause I'm an amateur. I'm not holding anything leveraged next week though I am holding most of my positions for a bit longer to gauge if we are in a bull trap or bear trap. I'll have to eat the loss and get back on the SOXL later....

>what policy? go ahead show your work we'll wait.

>>27120205
>>27119536
Uhhh do you mind? Some of us are here to learn...

>>27118186
return to reddit simp faggot
women are useless beyond holes, and generals are fucking cancer

>>27120186
MGM, current price is $28, price right before pandemic was $96. Thats approximately 4x

Brother which one? I'm new.

I'm really feeling a long dollar trade. Already see JPN yen weakening, and Euro will probably weaken due to botched vaccine rollout and weakened economy. USD is also the most shorted asset in the world so a risk off in equity markets would spike USD.

So long UUP

If the market does not pump back up this coming week I am going to blow my FUCKING BRAINS OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Thank you for reading. Regards, bobo.

I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive. What has taken place in the past couple of weeks is the most shameful display of unethical strategy I have ever seen. Make no mistake about it, you WILL be punished for this. Every broker has all the information necessary to make the lives of every manipulative GME scammer hell after this year. You have one last out Monday morning. Take it or leave. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>27120095
>Overall we know that the government loves and lives to serve us, let's all have ice cream!
you are an unbelievably naive nigger

>>27120334
Any, doesnt matter really it just stores your cash there

What was your biggest loss in 2020, I need to feel good about myself.

>>27115154
Did you know :

A blue whales vagina is so big and deep that it could easily fit 5 to 6 full grown men, making it the second biggest pussy in the world behind people who sold GME stocks this week.

>>27120306
is there a split I'm missing? they only reached 90 in 2007

>>27120286
Holy fuck are you obvious

If GME hits 10K I'll actually fucking cave and sell. I want to hold it to fuck kikes but holy shit could you imagine

How do I get into options? Is it all gut feeling? Do options people also buy stock? Is $20k enough to get started?

>>27120306
The 52 week high for MGM is $33.78. The ATH is ~90s back in 2008 but that was when there were about 1/3 as many shares

>>27120442
You need to go back. We don't make jokes here. We have autism.

Thoughts on sunrun?

>>27119421
>I can't do even a basic amount of research so I'll just assume everything is retarded.

It's going to be fun watching you ADHD retarded fucks lose all your money in the coming months.

>>27120453
Oh shit, I’m retarded. You’re right...so the price has already basically recovered

>>27120371
I hear your complaint but regret to inform you that $1,488,690.69 per share is my firm stop limit.

>>27120430
Hope this helps!

>>27120493
You found this forum but you couldn't type those questions into Google. Maybe hanging with the white boys isn't for you, requires work and a brain, nigger.

>>27115388
FAZ.
Got some 8$ calls for shtz in giggles.

>>27120593
>barely $4k
I'm down $30k

>>27120577
yes, but I'm also leaning into gambling taxes because I think online gambling will take off if lockdown continues for too much longer, and because people will flock to vegas afterwards to experience something strong. I'll be buying MGM soon, and I've already made money on WIMHY and SGMS
t h i s i s n o t a d v i c e

>>27120493
Hello there friend. Give your money to me and I can trade options for you, in exchange for 70% of the profits of course. You can trust me, I am your friend. I've never made money so far but this time it'll be different.

>>27115629
I withdrew my money in 3 days transfer and settle time.

>>27120658
I'm down $30K this week. Mind if I ask you what you plan to do? I'm leaning on holding for another week, but maybe it's time to liquidate...

>>27120378
>Overall we know that the government loves and lives to serve us, let's all have ice cream!
Yes, a stimulus bill will make stocks go up. Just talking about a stimulus bill will make stocks go up. This is nothing new.
>you are an unbelievably naive nigger
Please stop being racist or we wont be allowed to have these threads any longer

ITT: newfags berating newfags

soon

>>27118379
Buffets approach is classical and isn’t really valid when the fed distorts valuations so much.

>>27116037
tits or GTFO

Rofl you hold this big rising? go for shitcoins thread
wanna see a real gem? join fucking best xsn with 1m daily volume
that’s what you should buy and forget about this scam that you try to shill

>>27119178
Eat shit, faggot.

>>27116230
HODL

>>27120765
My options don't expire until the 19th of february so I still have time. It hurts that I bought them for $0.20 and they dropped to $0.05 but I did double down on them and the stock is headed back up so I still have a chance to make $10M. If I got it wrong well whatever, high risk high reward baby.

If this shit crashes >He bought GME at 500 is going to be the hottest shitpost

i bought this shitcoins in may 2020 and sold in june rofl

it's a chink trash bro, let it go

"mUh eth killers" participate your narratives fuckboy

participate poolz, that’s all I can advise you if you are not a dumper

i hate all these newsfags i hate all these newsfags i hate all these newsfags i hate all these newsfags i hate all these newsfags i hate all these newsfags i hate all these newsfags i hate all these newsfags i hate all these newsfags AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27120996
>mods let this bot live

>>27120996
BASTARD YOU ARE FUCK YOU BLOODY NO BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD FUCK YOU

>>27120996
trip fag tranny janny lover.

>>27120942
you're mad because you have no evidence to back your political ramblings. Trumpfaggot lol

>>27120972
Sounds pretty based anon. I don't know how to trade options so I don't understand how to do anything but buy in or sell out and hide. I guess I'll wait one more week...

>>27115629
huh? just buy some random stock at a low stable price so theres barely any cash left and transfer your shares to a different broker. only thing is, probably wait until aafter this shit is over. atleast robinhood stuff is supposed to be insured

>>27118993
massively underrated post

>>27121055

Imagine not being on Team Alphabet.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>27121084
Buying options basically has unlimited potential for earning money but on the other hand you could lose everything you spent on the contract.

>>27117360
what animay

>>27121129
>G+
Based I miss it, its a shame they took it down.

>>27121187
I had $40,000 in my account this time last year, and on Monday it was $300K. Now it's at $270,000. I'm thinking I should hold a bit longer then liquidate half at somewhere between $200,000 $250,000 if it really gets that bad... I just don't have the wisdom to make all the right moves in a crash scenario..

THEY ARE ATTACKING ELON!!!!
>Sued for not being "diverse" enough
>Canceled space flight testing
>Now "investigating" him for "reasons"
https://twitter.com/amuse/status/1355317909095125000
>Why aren't you hiring our spies????

Are you fags fucking serious? The top is definitely in

>>27121074
>you're mad because you have no evidence to back your political ramblings. Trumpfaggot lol

>>27121342
>Immigrant and Employee Rights Section said it received a complaint of employment discrimination from a non-U.S. citizen in May

ITAR pretty much stops them from hiring any immigrants why does the DOJ give a shit

>>27117402
I bought 1500 @ 10$ and laughed at my daily 250k loss you coward maybe larp lol

>>27121342
Man, I don't care a wit about that fat rambling boomer.

>>27121505
when you selling?

Thinking of selling some of my more volatile positions like sector funds and just throw a bunch of the money into a comfy S&P ETF or other index fund. Slow returns but at least I can set and forget. Is this a good idea?

>>27121570
Readjusted to 5k an hour ago :^)

>>27121505
Bravery is only cool when you don't bite off more than you can chew. I have a lot of experience HODLing TSLA and not getting shaken off by dips, but the top may really be in for the market. Iono, I can't tell the future... But EVERYONE is getting into stocks now. If we didn't just hit the top, it can't be far off, right?

>>27115443
Youre gonna short squeeze Meryl Lynch?????

>>27121642
No, but only because we're in clown world. Otherwise, your thinking is very reasonable and will likely ensure a stress-free, satisfying investment experience. I also think that the fabled deflationary collapse is coming within the next few months at most, with Gamestop as the catalyst to kick it off.

>>27121645
T. Cope

just say the realistic price.
This isn't gamestop with more shorted stock than actual stock.

>>27120337
No.

We're in the middle of a currency war right now, we've seen this playbook before when Obongo came in. Now it's his senile VP and the move will be the same - trash the dollar.

Will I be able to trade immediately after opening a brokerage account

>>27121555
>>27121496
>Close ties to the US government
>Required to hire American citizens
>Get sued for not hiring a foreign citizen

>>27115941
>paying your taxes
ngmi

>>27121937
no but you can go buy crypto with your credit card right now

GME to $1000: https://twitter.com/SecureProfit/status/1354587467702263808?s=20

>>27115588
While this may all be true we still have 9 years of bull left nigger

>>27122077
no chance thanks to the robinhood kamikaze

>>27122077
Finally get in clf tranny?

>>27121841
Say this Gamestop scenario actually totally discredits faith in the markets and pops the bubble. DXY spikes like it did in March, but this time the Fed doesn't have anything left to throw at it. Money velocity is still low, people are scared and hoarding cash. Deflationary bust. Is this even a remote possibility, or would we just get 10k in stimulus bucks as a way to "fix" the crisis?

Any anons have stock in medical research companies? I got in on Vaxart (VXRT) as they are releasing info soon about their oral drug for COVID. Could be huge, but hard to talk about these med companies with the influx of tourists.

>>27121766
Checked and thanks. Yes I agree about the imminent collapse. I've also shifted my focus on more decentralized stores of wealth like physical metals and crypto, and will continue to do so given the current circumstances.

baked
>>27122197
>>27122197
>>27122197

>>27122173
I've turned about 10% of my cash into gold and silver, and want to do more, but my first child is on the way and it's making me seriously risk-averse. At the same time, I then think that holding mostly cash could be the greatest risk of all.

>>27120593
damn i was holding BB and BNKU too at about the same prices you have. Sold BB because I dont even know where the stock is going. Kept BNKU though. I lost about 2k and it sucks. I think people are panicking but if the market crashes im fucked so I might just pull out.

>>27122344
Checked again. I started stacking only recently but I was able to accumulate a reasonable collection so far and I don't plan on stopping. You know it's funny, I was actually talking with a friend just earlier today who was on the fence about precious metals. I told him when you're buying these metals you have to keep in mind that you're trading fiat funny money for actual, tried and tested stores of wealth that have been used throughout millenia. You can't just print more and it's a great hedge against inflation. I think you have a nice ratio with the 10% but definitely keep stacking if you can. Congrats on the kid btw!

>>27123001
We're gonna make it.

Should I buy back in on NOK on Sunday or wait until the Monday crash?