/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27107373
$TOPS or bust

>>27107373
You'll never be a real woman

I'm scared bros

>>27107373
BFARF

buy space stonks

The gig is up

Buy limit order for AAL at $12. Hopefully will go back up to around $20 over the summer. Any other interesting news in the markets lately?

Is this the end of humanity as we know it?

>>27107485
I'm all in SPY puts

I really want to marry Kimmy Kimm.

Greetings frens. I am the official gatekeeper of /smg/ appointed by the board of supervisors. Effective immediately the following groups of people need to go back and or kill themselves.
>niggers
>redditors
>janitors
>spics
>kikes
>fags
>trannies
>liberals
>baggie
>CLF tranny
>chinks
>gooks
>gookchinks
>pajeets
That is all.

>>27107560
I remember you saying that last year

Normies go home, you're yellah eyes aren't ready for this.

>"Hey kid, UVXY is up 40% this week!"

Reminder to take a step back. 1-10 year charts, secular trends, etc. Even step back from fed and monetary mayhem and look at relative sector and tech advancement.

Don't get caught in a wave, align even short term trades with the long big current.

>>27107373
ill be the first to mention NOK
literally going to the moon.
HOLD HOLD HOLD sell, itll tank BUY BUY BUY THEN HOLD HOLD HOLD

>>27107560
SpaceX rolled a second Starship out for testing at Boca Chica, making the "Starship is revolutionary and space will be a multitrillion dollar industry faster than the market has priced in" more and more likely

Buying 500 gme shares on open!

>>27107528
>You cant talk about the stock you like!
Fuck you kike.

>>27107626
I would like to raise a motion for baggie to be allowed to stay, his drunken ramblings amuse me and one day we might get gookfu lewds

rate my concise options explanation

>1 Call = 1 contract = 100 shares. You don't pay for the shares, you pay a premium for the RIGHT for those shares. This means you're paying less for higher leverage (i.e., 100 shares of x stock = $300; 1 contract for same x stock = $30). The reason its cheaper is due to risk, that $30 can go to zero. You sell the contract to make the difference as if you had the 100 shares. Puts work the same but you buy them when you think the price is going down.

>>27107528
Hello mr FBI. All I did or typed here was not satire and I trully hate niggers, jews and jannies. Not you though mr FBI, you're cool.

>>27107528
if he knows about sadpanda he's probably just joking

Will GME hit that 32k or whatever number to become the highest valued company in the world?

>>27107767
NOK? Sounds cool never heard of it

>>27107528
>9fag
>ifunny

ROBIN HOOD IS FUCKED!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nEtElSMPSk

>kanker ETF
>top 3 holdings take 40% of the fund
WTF

>>27107999
Digits like that have never played snake?

>>27108004
i hate this cunt in the first 10 seconds

>>27107528
These fucking idiots are so tiresome. How the fuck do they even exist? They are literally mindless meat sacks.

>>27107373
Fuck kikes

>>27107528
I think the tweet is fake. The actual account with that handle has had it since 2014 and googling his name brings up 0 results.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU&ab_channel=AhavatIsrael

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU&ab_channel=AhavatIsrael

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU&ab_channel=AhavatIsrael

ALL IN SQQQ OR KILL YOURSELF

>>27108077
You dont like Viva? Thats rude.

Again I ask you. And I'm not the only one:
What's a cheap, dividend stock? Something to store gains between now and the next pump?

>>27107528
thank god they didnt find out about funnyjunk, we're safe boys

>>27107373
catgirls are based

Is there even a happening going on anymore? Did those hedge funds go bust or what? Are they taking the whole economy down with them? I was promised blood in the streets.

>>27108181
how many shares are you holding Lum poster?

>>27108181
You're gonna wish for death when you lose everything nigger

>>27108201
stupid soi chugging dark rimmed glasses wearing niggerfaggot cunt can't even pronounce 'dollar' or 'stock' correctly

I am a small dumb child with 100 shares of GNUS. What the fuck did I do.

>>27108241
SPHD

>>27108241
how cheap?

>>27108278
Monday you tourist retard

Am I a cuck if I buy GameStop shares just to try and fuck over the kikes? I know they’re probably one step ahead but I literally don’t care.

>>27107528
don't find out about ebaumsworld
don't find out about ebaumsworld
don't find out about ebaumsworld
don't find out about ebaumsworld
don't find out about ebaumsworld
don't find out about ebaumsworld

>>27108201
You like an ugly jew? That's gay

>>27108307
350 atm

Might double down if things look really bad

I have a stop loss setup incase some miracle happens

>>27107821
You're right
But this is a sell signal

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-retail-trading-robinhood-texas-idUSKBN29Y2US

Well look at that.

>>27108241
USAC

>I am not a financial advisor.

>>27108476
Hes French. Viva is based.

>>27107953
>the year is 2030
>GME is at 35k
>hedgies an heroed
>people held
>went to the moon
>Gamestop is the dominant corporation in the world after buying out rivals like Amazon
>we still get ripped off when trading in used games

>>27108450
Do it. And never sell.

>>27108419
Already moving the goalposts like some disappointed Millerite. Nothing will happen on Monday, nothing ever happens.

>>27108551
SQQQ has never fucking worked out for people like they always say it's going to dude. Imagine fucking shorting a market that people are constantly trying to bring up and save whenever it does actually tank. Go ahead, keep doubling down, it's your money you're burning

Anyone investing in moderna?

>>27108692
why do faggots keep saying this, is it a reddit tranny meme? I've only ever been to that dog shit site to look up modding guides for consoles

>>27108628
All I'm really getting from this is they were obsessed with destroying brick and mortar at all costs, they want no quarter and they are going to force these companies to shut down. I know the GME buy was about profiting off the squeeze, etc, but think for a moment if people just wanted to GME to rise from the ashes and fronted the cash so they could buy up some other company or something, I dunno, and these guys just basically nix it because they want to kill retail dead. That's what it looks like me, it's like that is the underlying message besides the protection of the hedge funds. The hedge funds were killing businesses and profiting off robbing people that were trying to save them through investing.

>>27108628
>>27108628
>“This apparent coordination between hedge funds, trading platforms, and web servers to shut down threats to their market dominance is shockingly unprecedented and wrong,” Paxton said in a statement.

Why has Schwab not cancelled my sell limit order for GME? I'm new to this

>>27108779
non-meme stocks will moon on Monday

>>27108725
sounds like a pretty based future imo.

>>27108450
>>27108737

I'm poor so I'm only holding 10 shares of GME at $290. I don't expect to make a lot, but I'd like to make something out of this. I'm hoping Monday gets to $400 again. Will we rise this Monday?

>>27108817
Yeah no shit it's not a long term play

but in the shorterm it's nice to profit while the board is full of pink wojaks.

>>27108942
CHEAPIES

>>27108838
it's the "in minecaft" of stock discussion

goddamn i missed volatility. thanks GME for keeping things interesting

>>27107528
>9gag
Ah, yes that den of alt-right infamy.

>>27108450
You are only a cuck if you sell.

>>27109033
That's a short anon

Im mad I had to settle GME at $330 instead of $400 should have never listened to HODLfags

>>27109144
the rebounds gonna be epic, right?

>>27108450
Who do you think are the ones buying GME shares after retail was shut down on most platforms? Do you think WSB came up with ten billion? They've been frontrunning the whole thing, leaving people like you with the bag who think they're taking advantage of them.

I'm so sick of newfags.

>>27109199
What will you say if Monday breaks 500? Will you keep "hodling"?

>>27107821
nice now do selling covered calls

>>27109325
I'd honestly be happy with $400, but I'd happily take $500. How much are you holding?

>>27108906
>horrifically managed piece of shit thats almost gone under 5 times is the mc of muh marvel movie
please suck start a shotgun or at least go back to whatever shithole you came out of

>>27107729
thank you anon, i almost forgot to put my check into the ETF

>>27109319
lol you are a newfag

When does ARKX get listed? And what underlying is going to make up the greatest percentage of it?

>>27109430
I got a 18k call at 330, for the memes, fuck these guys. They're gonna have to show everyone how crooked they are.

>>27108004
i dislike this man specifically because of his disclaimers. Cringe.

>>27109447
hey i guess you hate gamestop, i think i've been there 2 or 3 times. if you didn't notice, i wasn't specifically talking about gamestop but brick and mortar in general. thanks for the (you) though.

>>27108004
What an insufferable kike. Is there a tl;dr? Couldn't make it past 10secs

>>27108267
If you fuck at all, it's cat dudes

Most people can't mange money worth shit. They blow it all on pointless shit or they blow it on paying off debt (via the very minimum payment they can get away with; which is fucking dumb btw).

>>27109567
Nice, I'm going to continue to hold as long as everyone else does. I'm enjoying the ride at this point.

Man these next GME earnings better be epic since the whole world will be watching them now.

>>27109692
pathetic

>>27109665
He's a Canadian lawyer, not worth watching

I have 200k in student loans and a 9k tax refund coming in. Is there anyway to game this market dip to help pay debt off using the 9k

>>27109853
Day of the rake when?

>>27109994
yeah get a job and pay it off

Anything interesting happen in the last 5 hours?

>>27109814
salty are ya?

>>27107373
Hope Anons haven't missed the ATOS pump coming Monday
>ATOS
>T
>O
>S

>>27109814
Lmao imagine if GME is like $2000 by then making the EPS $0.0000000000000000000001. Best since negative oil futures.

SNDL

So has everyone just given up on BB or do we not care about it because it's a legitimate company that will go up on its own merits?

>>27107373
How do I make money right now with zero effort, knowledge or waiting and also have it hurt the jews

>>27108077
>>27109571
>>27109665
>>27109853
>>27109998
Wow shills are SEETHING from this video! Hope Robinhood has good lawyers because their shills are fucking pathetic.

anyone in OLLI?

>>27109630
ok lets do brick and mortar in general then most of them went and destroyed the mom and pop shops enjoyed their low compete environments got complacent and then got fucked by the digital marketplace. the same thing they did to mom and pop shops everywhere is now being done to them anf whule the people shorting are looking to profit off it theres literally nothing wrong with it

>>27110109
that animal coin is getting fucked

>>27110315
i hate all youtumors and this one's simply no different

>>27110308
Knee pads.

>>27110213
do you mean NOK?

>>27110109
I took a shid

>>27110213
It was always a meme stock that was being shilled for a long time with GME on WSB
When GME blew up, so did BB. But you could make a decent amount next week if you can buy in at 14-15$

If a short ladder attack only tricks the algorithm into dipping the price and nothing more, how did shorts cover with the volume they say they did? Wouldn't a short ladder only pick up panic sellers and stop loss limits, and are there really enough of those from retail to swing this that much? And if the hedge funds got covered by buying from other hedge funds, why use a short ladder in the first place; its not as if big funds would be fooled into selling when they could easily make double. What am I missing?

Vanguard is taking forever to approve my Level 2 options. All I want to do is short GME before the bottom falls out and t hey are slow as FUCKKKK

>>27109814
They aren't "making" money, retard. They owe all this back to the shareholders. They aren't going to spend it to expand until this shit settles. I'm buying back in because I actually do like the company, but this isn't going to save them because this bubble will burst sadly. But I'm hoping I can get in back around $20-30 range and FMV goes up to $60 within 3 years for a nice healthy return. I do like the company or I wouldn't have bought in at $38 before this shit REALLY exploded.

>>27110308
>he thinks anyone here cares about sticking it to the joos
Drop the antisemitic roleplay and buy IZRL

>>27110315
>>27110315
Nobody likes canadians fuck head, not even canadians

>>27108004
>(((Montreal)))
every tiem

>>27110354
I agree with you there actually, I didn't want to get into it too much but whatever. The brick and mortar is most likely just transferring to online and will be fine, although their employees will be fucked. That's why the Chewy CEO came to GME. So the corporate stuff isn't going away but the job creation is. that's how I see it at least, they have said the same about Bed, Bath, and Beyond...it should be ok since it's moving online. I'm not ok with any of that, I'm just talking about the forced closure of in person business, I guess that is what I am getting at here.

>>27109447
kike

>>27110607
>how did shorts cover with the volume they say they did
They didn't. They're lying out their asses to get you to sell.

I don't want Robinhood to die because I don't want to pay $650 per round trip for 500 $0.01 option contracts.

>>27110607
Most shorts didn't cover. S3 Partners is still reporting 113% short interest. Some older shorts have closed but others have opened at higher prices.

>>27110213
Rumor was BB was going to 50 today. I liked it until it hit about 20 but I stuck with it until 25. I might buy back if it gets low enough, I agree it's a good company.

>>27110507
It's not a meme stock, it has all the signs of a company that is going to make a come back

>>27110834
WHY. DON'T. THEY. BAN. NEW. SHORT. POSITIONS.
I don't understand.

>>27110213
My unexpert, retarded, non-advice opinion, I wouldn't feel unsafe buying these stocks after the correction:
NOK @$5-7
BB @$10-$12
GME @$15-35 (I think a lot of redditors really will HODL and price will stabilize quite high, fundamentals be damned)
Don't know or care about AMC, KOSS, and all the others I won't list. PLTR also seems promising, but I haven't done research on it. It looks like it's FMV now, but it could go up as they grow.

>>27109081
I just like the stock.

>>27110630
>They aren't going to spend it to expand until this shit settles
stupid question but why doesn't a company just do that as a hail mary? I wonder why volkswagon just didn't do it. Is it possible not business they approach to acquire will take them seriously?

>>27110308
Buy these.

>>27110798
WeBull doesn't charge commission for options

>>27110315
Nigga robinhood can't even afford trading how the fuck are they going to afford shills?

>>27108996
If the trading restrictions are lifted, absolutely. Insitutions just took a huge dickpunch from all those options exercising.

>>27110956
When has a kike ever admitted they were wrong? I can't think of one single instance, they can do no wrong in their minds

any airline bros here?

2 year long play

>>27110956
>https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/29/gamestop-short-sellers-are-still-not-surrendering-despite-nearly-20-billion-in-losses-this-year.html
>The borrow fee on GameStop’s stock — or the cost-to-borrow shares for the purpose of selling them short — jumped to 29.32% on existing shorts and 50% on new short positions, S3 said.
That fat interest rate is why shorts are still allowed to open. Lenders are making bank off of these shorts

>>27111019
>>27110630
>>27109814
AMC literally just did it and liquidated their entire debt.

>>27110834
>>27110956
>>27110607
>>27110761
If they start buying it just makes the problem worse. They are probably taking out as much loans as they can to delay the contracts. Then they double down selling shorts to cover their loans, but GME isn't going to go down because nobody is selling. The trap is set, theres no way out, they have to buy.

>>27110956
Because they are greedy

>>27111021
Oh? Might actually open an account then. Options kikery was the only reason I'm still on Robincuck. Their app and website look better anyway.

>>27110607
If the media lied about a fake president being elected, what makes you think they won't lie about a short % stake to protect its pockets?

They wouldn't be doing all the illegal purchase restrictions with the chance to lose in a lawsuit if there wasn't a reason to.

Getting sued is likely cheaper than the alternative where you win by holding.

All you have to do is hold until you see your shares go up 1000%.

>>27111019
VW made more money off the squeeze than they did selling vehicles that year.

>>27111310
people are still crying about trump losing. wild

>>27111166
Yeah but if I was I broker I wouldn't allow anyone to short because if it goes to infinity and the guy is in debt to life for me for quadrillion dollars then I have a problem.

AMC IS SHIT
NOK IS SHIT
BB IS SHIT

BUY NAKD AND SNDL

and maybe corbus

Why has joe Biden been so quiet ? Trump would have been tweeting up a storm.
Come on man !

>>27108254
Holy shit it's been probably 20 years since I've heard that word

>>27111457
>losing

The same kikes taht fucked you over on GME did the same to Trump

>>27110414
(: me 2

>>27111474
>twitch emote filename
>garbage takes
pottery

>>27111474
I’m a proud NOK bag holder

Like doesn’t Germany need them for their 5G or some shit

Am I right ?

Pls respond .

>>27111457
Its true, new reddit fren.

New administration will increase capital gains thanks to people like you.

>>27111537
enjoy ur stocks DYING once gme sells, retard

>>27111574
Yeah I’m out of stocks

>>27111481
he's to busy signing executive orders so insulin is $1k a dose again, also can't say chink flu anymore it might hurt pacific islanders feelings

>1 /smg/ thread
>3 /pmg/ threads

>>27111513
They also caused the '08 housing crisis, knocked down the towers and killed JFK.

>>27111466
Once his networth hits 0 it’s liquidated newfag

>>27111021
>>27111275
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt a second. Just occurred to me all the youtube traders are also shilling webull, and shilling these stocks.


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>27111559
no lol
finns dabbed on you and you held on to the bags like a retard

>>27107528
who would win in a fight
>the trillion dollar money machine
>a Chinese rice threshing forum

>>27111651
Have you received your bank transfer yet? My cash hasn’t settled - and it’s with Robinhood.....

At least I’m ahead of many others and I might be able to actually get a bank transfer before they run into liquidity issues

>>27111748
not if it gaps upward a gorillion percent when they try to

GME and AMC are unironically going to become the market next week. the rest of the market is going to crash as hedgies liquidate their positions to pay exorbitant amounts to pay off their massively underwater shorts on fucking memes.

hope you've got your tickets for monday, gents. on the flip side, hope you're out of everything else because the rest of the market is gonna get dunked on as tulip mania continues after all of those options expired massively ITM today.

>>27111953
How scared do you imagine wallstreet/congress is?

>>27111873
I use fidelity

>>27112080
So do I. I’ve had an account for a year, but was dumb enough to do riskier plays on RH

>>27111953
that sounds like an excellent opportunity to buy long term growth stocks at a discount

Anyway to track if that billionaire zipperhead drops the ten mill that he does and how Shanghai market open affects the stonk?

>>27111661
He's also trying to get everybody hooked on opiates again.

>>27111793
Then just use a real broker. I wouldn't use WeBull since they use Apex Clearing which tried to fuck people this week on meme stocks. Other anon just wanted to find something with no fees.

>>27111953
alternate theory: GME and AMC crash (trading restrictions and reduced volume), and hedgies go back to investing in FAANG. like what happened on Thursday.

>>27108267
Elon's existence is one of the few things good left in the world. I doubted this nan every step of the way. Now i love him. And i might even buy Tesla when the dip has concluded god help me.

Why was Holocaust remembrance week so antisemetic?

>>27112071
idk, take a guess by looking at the news articles coming out regularly or watch CNBC once in a while. pretty fucking terrified if you ask me by the looks of things.

why did NAKD stock fall so hard in 2018/2019?

>>27112133
Tbh but don't tell anyone take profit before it gets risky as you try and find the ledge and then drop a fat cock on something microsoft that is beyond solid.

>>27112133
If you look closely, it’s obvious
That’s a man

>>27112260
Citadel owns RH or something like that, I don't know the details. Which hedge fund is paired with Webull? Maybe it's another Hedge fund basically pushing this short squeeze to fuck RH and Citadel simultaneously, two birds with one stone.

>>27111474
>BUY NAKD AND SNDL
SNDL is literally forbidden by god from going above $1. It tried and was smote heavily.

>>27112133
yes. after you massively profit from buying GME/AMC either earlier or at open on monday. then you wait for the crash to bottom out and you buy cheapies with your gains. win/win. you can't buy long term growth until this whole shitshow is over so you might as well profit from memes in the meantime.

>>27107626
>gooks
>chinks
>gookchinks
kek

>>27112422
pls believe in my cannabis fren pls

>>27112320
I would comment on this but mods would call me conspiracy theorist. Be careful what you post, this is a board for business, not politics.

>>27112404
But they are a girl

>>27112071
Both the left and the right are united against the halting fuckery, my guess is some whales that donate to them also want to fuck Melvin.

>>27109630
oh wow thats a scary man haha

>>27111953
Or, more likely, the Fed and PPT will keep SPY above 370 all week and keep VIX down by spending tens of billions of dollars stolen from our future just to keep the greedy kikes happy

>>27112492
politics has a major influence on business and the markets, it's fine.

>>27112532
So is Elliott Page, and she’s a man

is monday going to be a good time to cash in on a crash and profit on non-meme stocks? if so what are some promising long term holds to buy do you think?

$CLF

>>27112492
Regulation of a security EVERYONE here is invested in is business, retard

I was predicting a market crash last Thursday and Friday. Everyone here called me stupid. I also encouraged anons to buy canned food to protect themselves against possible unrest etc. people told me to take my meds.

>>27112422
I fell for the sneed meme and realized due to the share price being so low it's almost the cost of an option contract I could lower my cost basis by 50% by selling $1 puts to enter and selling $1 calls to exit. That is of course if it keeps crabbing though. When I rushed in I assumed it was going to be a 300% meme day.

What pattern is this called

>>27112722
XOM, unironically. Check today's news on it. There's going to be a big shakeup. I'm almost sad I have a long term call spread and not shares.

>>27112618
who knows. all i know are shorties are getting fucked next week. hedge funds are going to go bankrupt over this mess. draw your own conclusions as to what effect that will end up having on the overall market, but you can already see today how things went for the overall market compared to gamestop as they tried to put their money into supressing the price to make the options expire worthless.

>>27112855
The meme line

>>27112843
I bought 200 just to sell covered calls.
An hour after I sold the calls it went up 60%.
I was pissed.

>>27112492
they go hand in hand

>>27112779
fuck off tranny

>>27112839
>WROL IS COMING YOU GUYS
>FOR REAL THIS TIME
take your meds

>>27112839
Yes anon. Who are these people? Do they have faces? Are they nice people or mean people? Do they talk to you at any time? Do you know any of their names?
Don't worry anon, I am here for you

>>27108817
>buying SQQQ as a long term hold
the fuck? do you know what hedging against the market is.

>>27112492
That doesnt even make sense.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-retail-trading-robinhood-texas-idUSKBN29Y2US

sndl is for cute people ONLY

>>27112779
Any math geniuses here? How much money would this fat retard have if he cashed out of CLF at 1.2 million and went all in on GME

friendly reminder that this week was a bulltrap. we moon on monday

>>27111953
no way man.. the ol bait and switch coming.. pop the market drop the memes.. then mid week switch it to drop the market pop the memes.. and then.. everything is going to just crash....... except for LCI.. LCI isn't going to crash

LCI to $60

>>27112624
>>27112785
>>27112963
>>27113032
I'm not the mod homie, just giving you guys a heads up. Someone comes here to bait people and then reports them to get them banned, something like that.

I was going to do some long term investing in ETFs and directly into a few mutual funds before this shit happened. Since the market is going to dip or crash when is the best time to go in and is there anything I should stay away from now?

Another week of not buying CLF

>>27113010
Well it’s scary for me to talk about, but I trust you. Everyone of my imaginary friends thinks you have the butt-gay. I take the pills like you said, and they still think you have sex with men, because of your gayness.

They think you’re gay.

>pump up AMC
>PE firm converts bonds to shares, AMC issues 44.4M shares
>share short for AMC is 44.47M
fucking kek

>>27108401
I second SPHD.

>>27112855
Buy the dip.

>>27112071

Was she ever cute like maybe back in the day? I think she must have been

>>27112869
not with biden in office sadly. I sold all my oil this week.

>>27113207
>how do I time a crash that hasn't happened yet

>>27111559
>not just buying QCOM or TSM as your 5G play
Reminder sweetie :^)
>South Korea’s SK Telecom has signed agreements with Samsung, Ericson, and Nokia for joint research and development in 6G mobile network technologies.
They aren't going to have a monopoly on 6G infrastructure
>NASA has announced that it has awarded Nokia's Bell Lab a contract of $14.1 million to build the first-ever cellular network on the Moon
Seriously
>$14.1 million
>>27112839
>implying the market crashed
Zoom out schizo

>>27113132
You're embarrassing. We are all embarrassed for you.

>>27113132
$20.4 million

Surely none of you milkbreaths are still holding ATOS or CRBP?

Hey guys I have a couple pending deposits in robinhood that wont clear until 2/2 the latest.
If I start an account transfer tonight from RH to Fidelity do you think I'll be good to go before the AMC squeeze? Probably wouldn't be done until Friday earliest. Bought a lot of shares here.

>>27113170
Pathetic.

>>27113329
>was she cute back then?

Well I’m not sure they made cameras in the 1600’s. I can do some research and get back with you

>>27113373
fuck off tranny apologist, he has done nothing but shit up these threads for years

>>27113416
>>27113275

>>27110607
calls.... they shot it up high enough to where they made a losing short into a winning long call trade with covering...

brokers where and probably still are selling naked calls... I still have 4 calls that haven't been assigned.. little squeezes usually get calls assigned... they aren't assigning these probably cause the shares don't exist.. they sold the calls.. locked up my shares.. i sold remainder of free shares and now they don't have the shares they need to cover the calls they sold for me.... atleast thats what i'm guessing.. any other squeeze would take the calls

>>27113424
I love that fat gay man. He is the funniest guy ever.

>every news organization has 5 articles per day about "what happened with GME"
>/biz/, twitter and plebbit are full of GME posts
this is all so tiring

>>27113560
Joe Rogan?

>>27113170
I never talk about pawsilicks in here... unless its about biscuits

>>27107373
6 threads or so have passed and no one is gonna mention the e-hentai link?

>>27113560
I just find it funny because tomorrow is Saturday lmao

whts on ur portfolio anon?

>>27113256
Being a virgin and autistic isn't gay, anon. Take your meds

>>27113666
Ok Satan, tell us what it is? I’m not opening it

Well rolobux got delayed again. Fucking hell.

>>27113611
>step away from the computer
>people that you haven't talked to for years message you asking what stocks to buy

>>27113669
Based

>>27113644
Tim Dillon, anon. Unless you're meeting in which case kek

>>27113718
Damn. I really want that shit to happen.

>>27113700
Some ancient Fingolian phone company long thought dead only to reach new heights literally on the fucking moon.

from youtube about why BB didn't rise with the others:

>This is another reason the stock has declined.(Reuters) - Three BlackBerry executives, including the chief financial officer, sold $1.7 million of the telecoms technology firm's stock in the early days of this month's meteoric share price rise, filings with securities regulators show.
BlackBerry and other heavily shorted stocks have soared in the past few days as traders organizing on social media platforms such as Reddit took on the hedge funds making bets against them. The stock sales represent one of the first examples of company executives cashing out on the frenzy.
>The executives sold their holdings on Jan. 20 at prices ranging from $12.63 to $13.01, nearly double what the stock had been trading at a week earlier.

I know some other stocks this happens with, HEAR and GM. It happens, I wonder what other companies might do it.

>>27113669
Oh yeah I can't wait for his take on this week. I bet it will be good.

>>27113766
Tell them to buy canned food and find God

>>27113700
GME UVXY AMC GLD

>>27113815
Memeing*

>>27113703
On behalf of this thread, this board, and the website. We all think you are gay

>>27113669
why dont they trade on saturday?

>>27113766
Oh shit this is the breaking point for civilization, isn't it? My ex gf is talking about GME. BESRISH

>>27113870
cheers, ystävä

>>27112839
Yeah but volume for volatility would spike right before that happened

>>27113646
So what's the story with the tranny?

>>27114052
Will your ex gf still fuck you?

>>27113984
They do. But not you though.

I just wanted to sell GME at 500 but it never happened. Now I have to waste my weekend worrying about this shit.

haha bros how long do I have to hold nok for?

>>27114052
are you me?
ex gf messaged me to ask if she should buy GME or AMC
(I told her NOK)

>>27114108
I have no doubt.

>>27114174
Dude same let me the fuck out. Seriously just give me 400 PLEASE these gains are life and death to me

>>27114180
Sell?

I'm addicted to /smg/ and it's interfering my life. I go to work late so I can be with /smg/ during market open and post WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, go to bed late so I don't miss any hot stock tips or discussion, and when I'm at work I keep stepping out to check /smg/ on my phone every 30 minutes because I'm afraid I might "miss" something. It's gotten to the point where whenever some big news happens I say "oh man I gotta see how the boys on /smg/ are reacting to this" or "I wish I was at home posting wojaks". There is always an /smg/ window open on my desktop at all times from the moment I turn my computer on and I am frequently the first reply in new threads because I literally sit in this chair at all times mashing F5 waiting for new posts.

>>27114197
This is the absolute top.

>>27114100
That’s vix short...

Also, wait until next week. I imagine it’s going to be a fucking circus

>>27112779
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP

>>27114100
are those grey lines not the volume? they look pretty fucking spiked to me

>>27114207
How’s the pussy?

>>27114322
If that happens that means they have lost control...

>>27112779
that is a lot of lines for a down trending stock

>>27114226
Better have your mouse over the “market sell” button. No fucking around anon. Sell that shit

>>27113714
Holy shit I got the devil trips.
Anyways I decided to open it on my fucking phone and stand back (e-hentai galleries appear extra small on it) and I am pretty damn sure those 4 pixels were guro. Could have been worse... Maybe.

>>27114174
>>27114226
You would have been able to sell at 600 if it weren't for the kikes halting trading. God damn I'm mad right now. Next week will be nice but waiting all weekend is going to suck. Public sentiment about GME is still rising, bless those retards across the internet pond and their ability to rile up the normalfags.
Assuming the trading restrictions get lifted (lmfao as if) we're getting a pretty fucking strong shot in the arm and with the bump on margin fees to 50% for shorts on GME, the squeeze looks imminent.

>>27114106
no tranny.. puss only bro... the guy that telling you that story.. likes to get smacked with a bamboo stick in abandoned houses.. just from what he told me...

>>27114287
Hey me too anon. I have been half asking my job so hard kek. I basically only ahitpost all day. I had my yearly review recently and got dinged for missing deadlines but I don't even care. I'm trying to make it out of the wage cage. We are moving a new office where we will have to share a desk with no walls with two others. I want out, anon. I want out now.

I rode IWM puts the entire way down, maxed out at 40% unrealized gains, held down to 12% gains where I was shaken out by a tweet saying volatility was in a overbought zone and a tweet reminding me of Monday gap up algos and missed the entire last 10 minute drop in which I could have gotten out with 30% gains

>>27114180
> selling NOK
Why

>>27114362
Mediocre. She's 32. My new GF is a 20 yo college student.

>>27113275
what that mean
i have 1000 AMC shares

>>27114287
>hot stock tips
why the fuck are you in /smg/ then?

>>27114484
That’s exactly what fucking happened. I needed one more god damn pump. JUST
FUCKING ONE

>>27114483
There have been assholes here who post loli guro in the OP. I don’t wanna see that garbage

>>27113361
The price is right for me since I'm poor.
150 shares, I could stand it going to zero.
BlackRock bought 333M so who knows.

>>27114517
I am going to write into my will that NOK shares are only to be sold after the first permanent moon colony has been established

>>27114517
Space budget and plans get axed all the time. I'll still hold though.

>>27114590
It means jews win and we lose. It means we got played.

>>27114442
I’m selling over 400 or never... probably going to be screaming for fucking WEEKS

>>27113398
>crbp

The stonk tanked after the conference, because the experts in the field don't see them meeting endpoints. And neither does the FDA. Time and time again, they fail the endpoints. The fda still hasnt approved shortening of their trial to march, so CRBP tranny is going to have to move that goalpost of a bump in price to Q4, and thats if they make the endpoints, which they continue to fail.

SHOW ME THE RESULTS!

>inb4 muh conference gap up
>inb4 im in at the floor

>>27114721
Do you even have a limit order put in? I hope for your sake you do.

>>27114121
This shouldn't a surprise to me after all the bullshit huh

>>27112779
I can't wait until it goes to $13 and you neck your trannyself

BAKING

>>27114727
>>The stonk tanked after the conference, because the experts in the field don't see them meeting endpoints.
Their phase 2 end point?

>>27114683

>hey /b/ my grandad just died and I have 3 trillion dollars worth of NOK stock, gonna sell it, what do?

How do some of you guys handle it. Wanting to be right, despite no affirmation from anyone else

I swear the only thing that this GME meme spree has taught me, is that the majority of people have no idea how the stock market works.

I understand that short sellers stupidly overextended themselves on GME but the idea that short sellers are some great evil is ridiculous. Like they've never read how absolutely terrible Indian markets were without short selling.

>>27114322
Fund Profile
ProShares Trust II - ProShares Ultra VIX Short-Term Futures ETF is an exchange traded fund launched by ProShare Capital Management LLC. It is co-managed by ProFund Advisors LLC, ProShare Advisors LLC. The fund invests in public equity markets of the United States. The fund invests through derivatives in stocks of companies operating across diversified sectors. The fund uses derivatives such as futures to create its portfolio. It invests in volatile stocks of large-cap companies. The fund seeks to track 150x the daily performance of the S&P 500 VIX Short-Term Futures Index. ProShares Trust II - ProShares Ultra VIX Short-Term Futures ETF was formed on October 3, 2011 and is domiciled in the United States.
The investment seeks daily investment results, before fees and expenses, that correspond to one and one-half times (1.5x) the performance of the S&P 500 VIX Short-Term Futures Index for a single day. The index seeks to offer exposure to market volatility through publicly traded futures markets and is designed to measure the implied volatility of the S&P 500 over 30 days in the future. Benchmark: S&P 500 VIX Short Term Futures TR USD
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>>27114970
By being right

>>27114955
are we on the moon? no? then you can't sell it sweetie :)

>>27114970
All I want to do is secure retirement for my parents and so that I can retire from an industry that I can not stand even though I am good at so I can actually spend my time creating positive value in the world.

Nothing else matters.

>>27107528
>>27107816
>>27107896
>>27108001
>>27108085
>>27108113
>>27108254
>>27108459
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>>27111810
Sadpanda is /a/ favorite hentai website you retards. This tweet is satire.

>>27114343

>>27114806
No point I watch it like a hawk

>>27114970
learn to feel affirmation from inside fren

>>27114590
44.47M shares are being shorted and AMC just sold 44.4M shares into open market. How much are you willing to bet that shorts bought those shares to cover?

Is it worth it to learn how to do options?
I like stock much more, very simple just buy till number go up and sell when number go down

>>27114955
too much whore paint

NEW

>>27115154
>>27115154
>>27115154

>>27115053
> you don’t understand, profiting off of imaginary things and suing companies for pursuing long term growth over short term profits is heroic!
If you love em so much marry one

>>27115176
>>27115094
I realize I was right, it's just not hard to not ignore my first 6 figure loss today. Thursday fucked me over hard. I shouldn't have been to naive

>>27115141
Its satire because he mentioned sadpanda? You know lefties are dumb as fucking rocks, right?

>>27115053
>>27115053
>I swear the only thing that this GME meme spree has taught me, is that the majority of people have no idea how the stock market works.
how long did that one take you to learn? thats like step number 1

>>27115238
They already beat hedge funds as much as they’re gonna. Gme at 400 is insane

>>27115141
>they actually think the tweet is serious

so dense on this general that I'm legitimately worried
still not selling, but this is disappointing

>>27109199
I sold at 405 and bought back in at 265

>>27110614
You smarter than the hedgies now?

>>27111129
I'm in IAG, but I better be making a profit in a few months or I'm selling. I'm not willing to wait to wait that long for Maybe a 100 percent return.

>>27115141
gee its almost like my post was also a joke
retard