/biz/ - Business & Finance

cheers mate. stressful week. how's it going bartendie, how's business *sips a faggy drink*

>>27103635
I'm having a great time, I'll take a whiskey sour and that isn't a woman drink you cunt

I'll take something fruity with an umbrella!

IM NOT GONNA *belch* MAKE ITTTT

*pisses all over the floor and starts kicking dirt off the ground*

Wish these reddit nonces would fuck off

>>27103635
I bought AMC and Nokia at 18 and 6 respectably but jumped on GME at 88. It's been a rollercoaster. At least I made a decent sack of crypto.

DOGE may have ruined me
AMC NOK need to pull through

Get me your strongest drink BarAnon

I bought fractional of GME at 300
I bought 3 shares of AMC at 16
I bought DOGE average of 0.64c

I'm running in the red but bartendie, I'm holding. It ain't much, but it's honest shitposting

>>27103635
hate to talk business at the bar fellas but

>one of my coins is at a high price
>i convert it to a coin im also accumulating that is currently trending downward

it seems like a no brainer to me but i really am bad at math. by doing this im just getting more right? also i'll have a well bourbon and coke

SO
help me Bob im bullish in the alley
way hey
bullish in the alley
help me Bob im bullish in the alley
bullish down in /biz/bone al!

i lost 20 dollars

>>27104238
You better be on top of that Doge flip anon. That coin is objectively shit and will make you a bag holder for years if you're not careful.

I missed my chance to be part of history. FUCK. And I already got drunk before getting here.

I can't focus on anything

>>27103635
ROBINHOOD FORCED ME TO BUY AT 16.50, AND GOT RID OF THE BUY OPTION AS THE DIP CAME IN.... *sniff* W--Wah--WAAAA- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MOMMMYYYY!!!!!!!! *Breaths in* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *Breaths in* WEH *Breaths in* WEH *Breaths in* WEH *Breaths in* WEH *Breaths in* WEH *Breaths in* WEH *Breaths in* WEH *Breaths in* WEH *Breaths in* WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHHHRRRREEAHHHHH

*challenges you to a game of pool for 100 linkies*

i made my first trade yesterday and i made 2.5x my initial investment
it felt pretty good

>>27103635
one tequila sunrise please

Gonna be a long year. Delaying my vacation again, again!
Fuck its cold out.
Black label, boss. I like those cool crushed ice globes you got. Tiny spheres really do taste better haha :/

>>27103635
Gimme a Lonestar, bottled if you have it. Still waiting on Doge to blow up so I can buy my monster truck.

>>27104550
Me too. I bought some doggy coins at the top yesterday. Thinking about just selling.

>>27104704
Oh no, my $100 i spent having fun last night laughing with friends oh noooo. Maybe I should have spent it at the bar on like three drinks oh noooo

Fuck lads I missed doge and GME and AMC
I won't miss silver tho
I dont care if it's up 100% in a year
An anon said it will moon when the dollar collapses next week
How you lads doing?

*tips barstool*
Alright listen up faggots
*downs whiskey*
Ya’ll newfags needa know somefin
90% of what you’re gonna be shilled is scamworks
Ya here me? Listen up well faggots. I’m fuckin serious. Don’t buy anything you didn’t research, and if you did, ask yourself: is this a stupid fucking useless piece of shit investment that ain’t have done got nothing of use, except being sold to you, presumablies to be solds again?
Don’t get scammieds
Ya here’s????
Ohs and makes sure to pray to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior

>>27104297
Did this starting the first. Called wash trading. Now that crypto is income we're all getting bumped to 52% taxes. Might as well shoot for the moon.

>>27105052
*sprints over to you and smashed your face in with a beer bottle*

>>27103635
Stick in six figure hell anons

Enough to not care about my wagie job, but not enough for a FUCK YOU

Too much to yolo into anything to make it worth while, not enough to live off divies

THIS IS HELL ANONS I need a drink.

I bought btc leverage x 3, not sure if this support level will hold steady, am I fucked?
oh.. a whisky black label on the rocks please, its going to be a long night

I think I'm up at least $5000 on everything including the uni pump, still terrified to sell anything. It's like I have involuntary diamond hands or something

>>27103635
Comfy :3
Just water plz

>>27103635
A glass of tap water, please :)

>>27104297
Whoa whoa whoa discussing stonks at a public bar?!? Sounds like insider trading anon

>>27103635
Im 5x long on ADA at $0.35, idk if this was the right decision

Dropped 2k on meme stocks today. Lost like 80. Not worried. Not selling.

It's all so tiresome. I just don't want to wageslave anymore. My life is sand between my fingers and slipping away by the day.

>>27103635
Larry, I bought 10k shares of AMC at $5 I’ve been up and way down. But I ain’t fucking selling below 100

>>27105201
I dont even value in fiat anymore. Dont know why I keep working either.
In related news, a suicide stack of silver costs $27,000 before preems. Fucking Andrew Jackson tried to warn us.

>>27105183
*is smashed, the bottle splintering into a thousand carefully divided pieces, time slowing before your very eyes as you notice the bottle itself seemed to gain an essence of division, and then once again wholeness, remade in your hand, just as fine as the anon before you*
*disappears to watch anime, as is tradition*

is this what 4chan incels do in their financial forums? no wonder they cant fucking pump like gme lmao

Can I have some whisky please? I'm gambling a couple bucks at Binance during the weekend..

>>27105522
Fuck off redditor, this is an exclusive club

I bought something that was at about a 3x which was bad enough but it turns out the early buyers go so many rewards it was really like a 25x.

God I hate this fucking frictionless stuff because you can't even look at a chart and get any idea of whats going on.

>>27104022
I prefer the redditors to the pajeet shills. The redditors are useful idiots, the shills just want you to buy their bags. *sips truly hard lemonade*

>>27105417
Your first recession? Dont worry anon, at least we have crypto now. And youre worried about your long term investments while youre still young.
Defi will bring us retirement funds that wallstreet cant liquidate into their own pockets. But that fucking CORPSE is now king for life, so the crash is coming.

>>27105522
God I'm so fucking glad I wasn't born jewish

>>27104297
Proper diversifying means selling the winners to buy the losers. You hour the right idea.

This has been an experience and a half, i spent the entirety of yesterday trying to get Binance to work and by the time I did I missed the giga pump, ended up losing instead of the easy x3 i spotted in the morning.

I cut my losses and pulled out, will try to get into the pump and dump game, losing is worth it if you learn from it.

Get me some choccy milk, fren

>>27105479
That’s it?

Shit I ha e 200oz now why is a suicide stack so cheap? 1000oz is all you really need? If price revers to production ratio 1:8 that puts it at 270 per oz. what is that 270,000? Hardly a make it stack...

>>27104839
*would un-ironically take you up on that in a bar*

>>27105595
also I don't think it was really intended as a pump and dump but this seems like an amazing way to do that.

>>27104022
these fuckers made me rich, they can stay

Sold Doge at 0.08 and made a decent enough amount to where I came out in the green.

Now I'm just playing for fun with my earnings. Treating shit just like the casino. Riding the hype wave

>>27103635
I'll take a smirnoff because I'm a bitch.

>>27105495
Woa now I see ...

>>27105788
Nothing like a game of pool for high stakes

Gamestop cheapies when?

Feel like im on a drug comedown after a crazy party last night. So many moonshots

>Finally got a job interview
>It's Monday at 10 AM EST
I'm not gonna miss the moonshot, am I bros? I've got a limit sell at 10k and three at 50k.

>>27104000
*Mops up piss* nah man don't stress. I mean I'm just gonna hold till Monday you can do that right? Dw you'LL be fine

I will never wage, I prefer death

How come you're letting so many redditfags in this week barkeep? Where's the bouncer?

Can someone in here tell me how I can find a list of all the short and short calls on certain stocks? I don’t want an image, I want to be able to go through the list.

>>27106051
lmao for thinking it would get anywhere near that high

I sold all my RBC to fomo into FTM at the top (just a week after selling 50k FTM to fomo into RBC)
What the fuck was I thinking?
I’m stuck working night shifts for pennies and have a baby on the way, I’ve thrown away so much potential money, what is my problem?
I can only hope fantom pumps again soon

I ll have a corpse reviver numero duo and the next mooncoin please!

>>27106050
i have only slept 6 hours in the past 48 i feel amazing and so pumped for monday

>>27106104
Oh also I want a water.

amma buy the best Ahahahahahahaha
drop you wallet and cry like a baby
I will be cleverer and hold my base with top Cascade system protocol
market volume will rise this month so I will become rich

>>27106126
Just in case, anon. A man's gotta dream.

Vodka redbull sir.

I'm so nervous for Monday, Bruce. I want AMC to moon so badly.

gin & tonic barkeep

>>27103635
Just sitting here anon reminiscing about the good days, with a broken heart and an empty bottle of gin.

Are we living in a dream? This clown world can't be real.

>>27105634
>I prefer the redditors to the pajeet shills.
You need to go back. Pajeet shills are like a virus the normal population is immune to but will decimate outsiders. Redditors are cancerous cells that will destroy everything before seeking another host.

Lads Ive been sipping straight whiskey for the last weeks to cut back on beer and lose weight. Ibe been medically disabled for months and im scheduled to go back to waging in march and Im dreading returning to my cage. I want a night out at a pub drinking nothing but freshly poured draft pilsner so bad it hurts but mostly I want to escape wage slavery I had hundreds of gme shares back in october and sold them for a small gain before this pump.
>>27106051
>limit sell at 10k and 50k
I sincerely hope you arent talking about GME
>>27106282
Now there's a man with taste

>>27106401
>I sincerely hope you arent talking about GME
You know it

Boys what do we think should I buy puts on long positions held by hedgies? Thinking blue chip tech gets hammered. Liquidation is coming sooner or later.

>>27103635
>Imagine normies will immediately flood into crypto as soon as they get fucked for their GME/AMC or triumph - either or really
>Have no idea what the fuck normies will buy
>At least a dozen different small cap shit coins being shilled right now
>I seriously doubt normies can even figure out how to buy them before the pump is over
>mfw as I wonder if I'm better off just leaving things in ETH

>>27103635
Jack and coke keep tab open im going all in

>>27103635
I'd like a vodka lime and soda. Glad to stop this week's wage slavery. Hoping to make it this year lads (over 100k would be making it for me, for the time being).

What does biz think of Tullamore Dew? I have a bottle right beside me i'm considering cracking.

>>27106267
Drinks on me frend, may the heaven fall.

>>27103635
I'm bagholding GME at 374. Give me your strongest stuff

Whonekse is holding AMC and which of you black guards jumped ship and surrendered to the Kikes?

>>27106510
godspeed anon WE GOING TO THE MOON

>>27105786
10 pieces of silver, one meal, clean water, and a weekly bath. That was the going monthly wage for almost 3,000 years.
The simple fact we talk about building stashes full to 1,000 Oz like its nothing really tells you how powerful america really is. Reading posts from foreigners about how they cant even get PMs, or their government is so corrupt they must 2X because of taxes... fuck I think Thats where we're headed. Millenials did nothing but complain no matter how good they had it. Zoomie zooms are trully Fucking doomed.

>>27106542
Based
t. Paddy

>>27106542
Delicious, straight or with ginger ale.

>>27103635

Most def 'tender. I'll take 2 presidente beers. Here's 0.00032 btc for your trouble

i threw 2 eth into pickle bartender, fucking pickle

>>27106388
If it is, then become lucid.

I bought the DogeCoin and it's not going anywhere. It's higher than what it used to be, but man, thought it'd be way better than this shit.

>>27106589
>both green ids
cheers anon

>>27103635
get me something strong, thanks. it was a long week. it was my first payday at my first job out of college and seeing how much tax they take out of my paycheck when I only make 65k year made me want to terminate my brazil 2.0 citizenship even more than usual. Digital nomad visas seem cool

tequila
rocks
lime
I'm just so drained
I just want to be free

Had my first date in three years last week and it fucking bombed hard. It was a blind date. She kept asking me questions like it was an interview and it kept getting more and more awkward. I have a normie tier job, but it was hard to explain why I have a brand new 2020 car, my own house, and no debt, without revealing my wealth. I just told her I had some side businesses that did very well at one point. I asked her out again and she said she'd text me her when she knew when she'd be free, and I haven't heard from her since last week

>>27107061
same here buddy

is it worth holding these GRT and link stacks
im having my doubts

>>27106891
Tokenomics. ALGO. Learn whos behind a project. They ahould be cash rich from investors which means they wont be holding all the coins to dump. Welcome to crypto bub.

>>27107081
Hey man, don't sweat it. If you aren't compatible you aren't compatible, and determining that is the whole point of a dating,

>>27103635
Give me a nice unfiltered lager and a job if you will OP

>>27107081
>didnt jump your bones the first night
Shes not into you. Dont ever talk to her again.

>>27107081
She sounds lame, don't sweat it. You don't want to be going after women who are trying to calculate your $$ value to them.

lol you still try to hold profit with this scam that they show thread
lmao don’t be a fool so much top coins now
get money with xsn staking and thank me

>>27107135
GRT is THE token you want to be holding.

>>27107103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GcsQGVGtPU
do you ever dream of the perfect life

>>27105522
fuck off

>>27107081
No stress fren. The whole shtick of dating is about rooting out those worth your time and those who aren’t. Clearly if you had to do it HER way, she wasn’t with your time. One day you’ll find the girl who is, and it’ll be worth your wait. Many fools I know rush into things for the semblance of being loved or wanted, and then are surprised when shit goes bad.

>>27103635
Hit me
>sips
There are so many newfags. I'm a newfag too but this is too much. These people aren't even trying to fit in. At least I lurked for a few months before posting. We're being overwhelmed with the most basic questions in /smg/.

>>27103635
Gimme a cream soda and a dollop of chocolate ice-cream. Leave the chocolate sauce: i want the other gme traders to know i'm an adult.

>>27103635
man, I'm just sittiing here poking my Eth with a stick. What's good? I like whiskey.

>>27107330
all the time. comfy music

>>27107314
Ive got 5k
should i double on next dip?

>>27106450
R.i.p based retard im hoping to sell half at 1000 and the rest I'll be monitoring closely with stops in place I will definitely not be left holding reddits bags

Down 12k barkeep, set me up with a scotch and ice water, and one for yourself whatever your having.

you don't know the half of it /biz/... if only I could tell you. big things are happening.

>>27103635

Whisky sour, hold the whisky

>>27107451
it will pay off in about a week

turned $250 to $2500 with BAO and RBC. Missed out on the initial DOGE pump and DONUT pumps. FOMOed into DOGE at 3 cents and sold at .7 and go around $4000. Reinvested in PAID and lost $1000, fomoed back in DOGE at .06 and lost another $1000. I started my journey in November with $350 and RSR. And I've only 5x. Currently bought REEF because some anon said the CEO was going to speak in a Binance conference and that could pump the price up a bit.

I hate myself.

Beer, lots of it. I hope it all crashes so I can buy low.

>>27107330
I just want my comfy cottage so I can fuck off from the normies and LARP in my fantasy land every day until I die

>>27107399
bear market biz was comfy

>>27107648
Wow, that's not very clever.

>>27103806
Back in my day *spills faggy drink* oh shit! I'm so sorry mister.

>>27107606
I have that feeling. I'm just depressed I can't participate in the current shenannegans. I did make a cool $50 on doge though.

>>27107777
Oh I also forgot to mention I tried swinging PRQ for GRT thinking GRT would pump to $1, so I bought GRT at .7 and it dumped all the way back to .35. Turned the gains from PRQ which was $600 at the time to $300 or sum like that.

>>27104550
Bartender get this gent a drink on me, in fact by a round for everyone! I'll have nice glass of bourbon, leave the bottle friend.

How is everyone hanging in going into the weekend? I'm doing well, thanks friends. Got in GME around 60 and kept buying dips till 200. I sold (sorry reddit I'm in it for $) a small chunk (150 shares) off today for 50k profit from initial investment! And I've still have 300 shares in play. I almost sold them all today but didn't... if it does end up going off I want to have some there to profit off it. But I also don't want to be left holding the bag either. I guess if I miss it oh well I still made $50,000 US so not going to cry if it ends up that way though, But I would like some more $ too.

>>27103635
If only I had listened to Elon's tweet...

>>27107720
I feel you, brother.
I've got this autistic chip on my shoulder that makes me want to rage against the unfairness of it all, but I'm so so so tired.
I reminisce of a house on a lake I've never seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHLWGRJwA28

>>27107033
Yet another wagie realizes taxes are theft the moment he gets a job.
Now remember the people taking your money by force are using that money to fund programs teaching 3rd graders about anal sex and trannies.
>>27107557
Speak up friend so far this joint seems to be mostly free from redditors and newfags.
>only 5x and hate myself
Oh anon if only you knew how bad things will get. I could have been a millionaire by now. Count yourself lucky and stop chasing shitcoin pumps.
>>27107977
Checked and based I hope redditors buy your bags and get stuck with them while you exit with actual profits

>>27103635
I'll have one glass of semen please, extra watery

Turned a spare $1k in my bank into $5.2k off of the dump doge shit yesterday. Not sure whether to lurk and build a portfolio on other opportunities or just take the money and run because of how stressful this all was.

>>27103635
Invested in DOGE made triple my initial investment and left before it crashed kek

>>27107977
I'm glad you've secured your profit and are also staying in it longer. Friend of mine did that and walked off with about the same, and it's probably the smartest thing to do.
I'm still all in.

>your fav crypto has been slowly bleeding usd and sats
>fud piles up, thoughts of selling are recurrent for the last 4 (four!) days
>everything else has been mooning
>sick of this shit, market sell it all
>instantly pumps exponentially
>watching over the chart looking for a correction that never happens
>some days past by
>it still holds steady, you think about how nice it could have been, memories of dyor and shilling it around
>it starts pumping at that very moment
>fomo in
>bull trap
>dumps back to atl
>tfw you're now an eternal bagholder

I just made a lot of money with GME and Doge. Today I got diagnosed with skin cancer. I feel like shit.

I'm not losing money in a bull market, but my gains have been pretty disappointing to say the least. Only got 25% out of RBC even though I invested and posted after the first RBC thread that made it big.
Got lucky with some pumps, got burned by some other pumps. All in all, i'm up 500 - 800ish and I'm at 3200ish now

I just want to hit the jackpot for once goddamnit

>>27108213
Ouch, that's shitty anon
Is it terminal? What's the recovery rate?

I bought in GME at 321 like a fucking retard and have 12 shares. should I just get out as soon as I go positive on monday and save my ass just in case?

>>27104550
same dude I bought doge at 20 satoshis and sold it like 45 when the pump has started and I sleep after that when I wake up I fucking FOMO'ed and did a panic rebuy/sell and finally I bought at like 250 sats and it fell down I sold at 125 sats I lost roughly $20 too but the real thing that pisses me off is how it goes like not just 90 percent but by 900 percent. Not a single investment that I have can give me 900 percent return and this fucking memeshit did that in just a day anyways I hope everyone a sane and happy weekend

>>27108332
Non that anon but I think skin cancer has the highest survival rate

>>27108213
Hang in there fren, make sure you do everything you've wanted to do with the money. I suggest cooming inside two hot escorts at the same time

>bought doge at 0.07/0.08
Like I'm not ruined or anything but christ I feel dumb
>Int broker app doesn't work during market hours
fuck Stake I swear to god

i'll take a saison that tastes like a barnyard smells

Still all-in XRP, plz no bully. you gamers need to hurry up and crash the economy so we can swoop in to save the day. sleepy days sleepy nights

this bull season feels weird. Feels like a meme this time with no real movement

>>27103635
>A month of gainz erased
>Pharma stocks shorted into oblivion across the board
>OPTT sold off en masse by institution, causing a 33% drop
>LAC sliding back to single digits
I'll have a rum and coke, make that two

>>27108069
>I reminisce of a house on a lake I've never seen
We'll get there anon. With the amount of pumps going on we'll never have to deal with normie shit ever again.
>>27108213
good luck recovering anon. i wish the best for you and i love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr58WHo2ndM&ab_channel=nikolak29

>lurk forever
>never pull the trigger on anything
>all the normies jumping in on this gme amc doge wave
>still not jumping in
>no one ever talks about the weird shit that tether is up to
>glad there are some people who are making it though and even more are waking up

>>27108368
All of the normies are gonna be bored with this controversy and pull out over the weekend, just abandon the clown world market while you can

>>27103635
rum n coke please mate. moving locations to get a new job and the real estate place for the place im looking to move into isnt fucking replying to me. cunce

I need a double Jameson. Coinbase wallet robbed me of 180 bucks and they don't read tickets apparently.

>>27103635
I came from /pol/
>takes long drag off cigarette in front of unwavering thousand-yard stare.
I want out. I want out, but I don't know how. I'm tired of being a cog in a machine. I don't want to sideline my own life anymore. Someone show me how, from Zero.

>>27108213
Melanoma or another type of skin cancer? If it's melanoma be glad they caught it early because that has a really good prognosis if it's caught early. If it's metastasized then look into UC health's anschutz skin cancer clinic, they have a lot of success with late stage melanomas. You're in my thoughts fren.

>>27108528
i think the reason it does is because it's not normies trading, it's just whales in the background

>>27108110
I'm taking my winnings and throwing it in a stable stock and forgetting about it. This past week has been so stressful watching these charts and graphs.

>>27108368
Pussy

>>27103635
I'll have juice.

>>27108389
Many skin cancers are easily treated when they're in their early stages. Melanoma is the most serious type of skin cancer but even it is easily cured if it hasn't metastasized

Anything going to happen tonight or should I just got to bed?

>>27106891
>>27107147
keep in mind one of the brony dogecoin devs came out on twitter wanting the poors to stay poor.

we are never gonna make it bros.

>>27107534
1000 is low-ball lmao

>>27108528
Thats because it is.
>>27108639
At one point you have to pull the trigger anon.
>>27108801
Read a book nigger.
No seriously, read a fucking book about taking control of your life and abandoning the victim/doomer mentality and how to invest. Also buy crypto.
>the power of now by eckhart tolle
>reality transurfing by vadim zeland
>join td ameritrades free webinars and learn as much as you can, set up thinkorswim and practice with paper trading, use as much $ from your paycheck as you can to fund your crypto/tradinf accounts, have patience.
>>27109442
I hope so, but Ive lived through enough pajeet pump and dumps to know its better to have a bit of profit than to baghold forever

>>27106151
Your problem is weak hands. Pick a project that you feel confident in, and build a stack. Don't fuck around if you have a baby coming, just have a plan.

>>27108801
Carpe diem, Anon. Only you can move your self out of your own way.

>>27103635
being close to the top stresses me out. preferred comfy accumulating very much

>>27107720
>>27108069
Yeah, I've been there. If I ever really make it, I'm buying several square miles of land up in Maine where there can be a home for people like me

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>>27105522
You'll have to settle soon. Kike.

I've spent every fucking day on this board since March 2020. I didn't buy stocks, crypto and physical bullion for the entire year. Now this GME ordeal happens once I finally have the money.

Fuck my life. All I've done is shitpost and lurk on PMG and I have nothing to show for it. Its even worst that I've spent online dicussions arguing with friends about investing and suddenly, some of my friends made 5 figures holding GME. Fuck this bullshit. I've spent all my time here learning and putting aside money to invest. And yet I have assholes who just put in their grant money and flip it in less than 2 days. FUCK FUCK FUCK. ITS SO FRUSTRATING. I was suppose to make some money and hopefully make ends meet. I can't even make it big with all the time I've spent here. I'm so drained. I can't even log online and chat with my friends anymore. I'm so out of it.

>>27109963
Only shit post when you've bought a C- alt coin. Why else would you lurk here?

>>27103635
The Robinhood/Reddit mob are not investors. They’re gamblers. It’s a game. Under the guise of ‘sticking it to the man’ these folks are actually trying to make fast money without working for it. There’s nothing noble about being a pig. Taking a rabble of four or six million traders, hopped up on Internet chat, and throwing it against one security or asset to purposefully inflate its value is dangerous and irresponsible. It’s certainly not an ethical strike against boomers, market participants, brokers, investment funds or capitalism. But it is exploiting vulnerabilities in a system designed by people who never thought folks could be this stupid. Now we know.
What can go wrong?
Lots. Tons. The implications are large. Securities regulators are all over Reddit, Robinhood and the capital markets because what’s taking place sure smells like deliberate crowdfunding manipulation. The issue is simple: values purposefully detached from reality. This undermines market integrity where pricing is constantly scrutinized and adjusted (earnings reports, fundamental analysis, forward guidance, prospectuses, p/e ratios, macroeconomics, sector analysis – you know, the adult stuff). Yes, valuations get out of whack when investors make bets on the future, but this is new ground. This is inflation merely for the sake of creating notional wealth. Greed, personified. Turned into a video game.
The crowning achievement in this moronic, self-serving, narcissistic behavior is to cloak it in moral outrage. A whole bunch of people clearly think they’re victims, so it’s perfectly cool to slag their elders, victimize each other and screw up capital markets where most people’s family nesteggs, education funds and retirement bucks are housed. So they can be porcine.

Signed,

>t. Boomer
P.S. why don’t you get the fuck off of reddit and go mow the lawn

Four roses, neat please.

>>27105201
It really is hell. Im in low 6-fig hell, so i keep crossing back and forth across the line between 5 and 6. The anxiety is painful.

Bartender! I need something strong.

>>27110555
Yeah its a huge pile of shit, They are trying to turn this into a robinhood moment but its clearly a load of bullshit as most of them admit they are just doing it to make stupid money. I fucking hate reddit

>>27110555
>>27109793
sirs this is a bar

>>27103635
Tried buying into DOGE but got stuck in verification limbo until it was too late.
At least my bank blocked the buy of $500 worth right before it started tanking.

>>27108368
imagine buying GME on a friday

>>27110350

Most Altcoins didn't appeal to me when you have so many of them. I can't even get myself to buy them when there's so many threads I can't tell whether if its a scam or not. I only stuck to generals that seemed to stay around like PMG and SMG. Those were the only two that interested me aside from holding some BTC and ETH on the side. Now that I do have some cash I can split it evenly to whatever stocks, pms, and big boy crypto. This happens. I missed out! AHHHHHH! I could've gotten GME when they were discussing about it many months ago. Or even BTC when it was just 17K, or even some silver in 2019 when it was still affordable. I'm just putting in money now hoping something will moon and I can finally be at peace. The fomo is really affecting me right now. I can't help but feel like an absolute failure when there's a good opurtunity to be made.

>>27103635
Bottle of bleach and 4 shots or motor oil, its been a rough week, made 30k off doge and robinhood is holding my tendies hostage

Thanks barkeep, port for me.

I’ve actually had a good week. Closed the purchase of a house, put a little money into AMC, NOK, and BB. No big gains yet, but it’s for fun. To top it off my boss gave me a 32% raise today. I’ve been working from home, never before have I been paid so much for so little work.

Something hard barkeep, but not too much. I havent been the same after watching the peak and crash from yesterday. Oh and I'll need a straw.

>>27111133
I got it Wednesday before close

Bros, is top shelf vodka a fucking meme? My liquor store was out of 375ml bottles of Stoli today, so I decided to try some Belvedere which is supposed to be nice or whatever. Shit tastes worse than stoli and it was $15 instead of $10. Felt the same way with Grey Goose, and Tito's is swill that gives me some of the worst fucking hangovers I've ever experienced.

>>27111714
With vodka price doesn’t matter. I guess the same goes for most liquor really.

A Moscow Mule please

I’ve avoided this whole GME thing because really dangerous and could go very bad very fast and I’m generally a risk averse kinda guy. Now it looks like the whole financial system is on the verge of collapse so I don’t want to get in on anything in case the whole house of cards comes tumbling down and I’m sitting on a pile of case waiting for the crash.
Oh yeah I did pick up 500 OZs of silver because of the shilling recently and I feel like it’d be a good insurance policy if SHTF. Plus it’s pretty and makes a satisfying clink when I stack it.

My first week of crypto and i lost 70%

I’ll have a God damn beer, faggot.

im going to buy alot of doge when it hits record low
*BELCH*
and wait for the next wave of newfags

>>27111145
Sounds to me you need to learn to have some liquid to yolo. For me it was about 10% of my funds I yolo'd into GME at $60 a share. Bought another 5% thru dips so about 15% total.
That 15% wouldn't hurt ME at all, it was a gamble YOLO right? I've lost some gambles before, but it was never enough to hurt me. I'd say have a set amount you can yolo when you hear about this stuff. But be careful and use your common sense. I could of got in at $30 a share but was to hesitant at the time but I'd of made so much more if I trusted my gut.
Sorry pretty drunk tonight hope I'm making sense celebrating the win

I SAID ILL HAVE ONE GLASS OF SEMEN PLEASE

>>27112377
does it have to be in a glass? i mean why not from the source or are you too lazy?

ughhh i shorted myself on RUNE sold @ 3 usd instead of 3.50 i wish i held reeee why wont it drop reeee

I have nothing. I will never have nothing. My life is monkey branching from coping mechanism to coping mechanism and it merely delays the inevitable.

>>27103635
I have so many problems going on lads but can't share them all.

1. Missed out on GME when I was initially in them. Hurt worse because my brother, who I care about, well I originally got him interested in it but we both eventually bailed on it. It hurts as we could've become rich. I had maybe 2k to 3k planned on it. 1k or 2k in options and 1k in shares. That'd be worth about a quarter of a million right now on the lower end likely. Enough for me to not return to the wage cage. And help him out as well in our journey of escape.

2. Missed out on another short attack that I was originally in, before it happened or was even well known, 20k to 30k at the most at one point was what I had in it. Had I had it the way I planned (heavy into options, most of my account) I'd be at 150k minimum.

3. Robinhood has pissed me off for the last time. Besides options, I opened a new brokerage account for stocks. Come on look at that humongous list of new stocks with limitations. It's ridiculous and absolutely market manipulation. Should any new big win opportunties appear I'll buy the option on the new brokerage as the fee is miniscule if it is indeed a big winner type stock eg GME. Otherwise I'll stick with Robinhood on the options for now until my current plan hopefully comes to fruition as I am not paying option transactions fees on hundreds of contracts I already bought on a different stock I've been in for a while.

Does anyone have financial advice?

>>27112238

I still have some steady income so I am trying my best to keep some cash aside to make those bets right now. I do keep money aside to buy whatever assets I see that is appealing. Thanks for hearing me out anon. I think I'm done venting. Thanks man.

shilling my shitty song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykmYuEyQ31E

let me jew some youtube $$ to buy more stonkz pls

>>27103635
Rum and coke, doc. Just feeling sort of bitter. Don’t get me wrong; I got good on GME, and I don’t really care about Doge, but for some reason, I’m just mad. I’m currently online with friends yet I’d rather spend my stock market victory for myself. What do?

>>27111870

>>27103635
I’m a visitor from /pol/ but I’ll be hanging around with you guys for a while. Round on me lads?
Anyway I’m going to set up a group chat with close friends for bottom level crypto/stonks/bullion so we can learn the basics together. Hopefully that’ll be easier than trying to be a professional from day 1.

>>27111870
Damn bro, I’m impressed you accomplished that in a week

i’ll have a water

on the rocks :)

Lurker since 2011 here. I'm moderately drunk andI feel like making a post. WHoever reads this, good luck. I don't know what will come, but my gut is giving me a feeling that there are some hard times to come. This last year has been a strange one that stands out, and all good things must come to an end. To put it simply, a man reaps what he sows. /biz/ has been good to me, and 4chan has practically colonized my internal monologue over the years. As such I pray that you all may find good fortune. You are all my friends. Whatever may come, I pray that you may endure it well. May you lead a life worthy of living.

Bartender, I'll have another whisky.

>>27112103
Same, these things always come in waves.

>>27112777

selfcheggin trips. funny cause the original draft of this was called "lucky 7's" ...

>>27113103
I don't feel so great about shit either
nothing is gonna be the same after this

>>27112703
Buy low and sell high. Don’t buy high and sell low. Also don’t FUD your own holdings.
t. Actually a fiduciary in my IRL job

Who /druk/ here?

>>27112968
Cheers, lad!

Old fashion please,
No syrup.
No bitters

>>27113103
Cheers, anon

>>27112762
I wish you the best of luck your time will come

Ive made 75k on gamestop so far lads and holding 91 shares till monday. Havent been able to do fucking anything all week. Want this all to be over

>>27103635
Hey bartie, yeah I barely got any sleep. It's fucking stressful staying up all night trying to play the NYSE while in Japan and working to develop porn games during the day. But what I can say? It's fun.

Give me the usual, a straight grappa, will you? Thanks.

I'm doing ok, thanks.
Gin and tonic, please.

>>27103635
Also can I have a Sprite? I don't want this Cherry Capri Sun anymore.

>>27109963
>I've spent every fucking day on this board since March 2020.)
>didnt buy anything

You have no one to blame but yourself. Have another drink chill out and realize your ego is getting in the way. Stop feeling jealous about your normie friends making gme gains becasue that only blocks your future success. Be happy for them and use the lessons youve learned the last year.
>
>>27110555
Checked.
>values purposefully detached from reality. This undermines market integrity where pricing is constantly scrutinized and adjusted

You dont seriously believe wallstreet operates ethically and every stock is "valued with integrity" do you?
>A whole bunch of people clearly think they’re victims, so it’s perfectly cool to slag their elders, victimize each other

Whats happening with reddit right now is a massive psyop on the same level that got all retarded zoomies to support BLM thinking they were standing up for civil rights. (((They))) will spin the narrative to fit their agenda and convince a bunch of retards to surrender more of their rights in the name of fighting the evil wallstreet shorters. At the same time it might redpill a small fraction of the smart ones into (((who))) rules the system. Lots of redditors will become bagholders though.
>>27111714
Vodka is disgusting.
>>27112607
Fuck off doomer.
>>27112648
Stop using rh retard.
>>27113103
God, family, country. Were gonna make it and keep the dream alive

>>27108639
You still buy the tether fud? The meltdown was supposed to be two weeks ago lmao

>>27106388
>clown world
>people can now trade stocks like catching a surf at the beach
>people become more financially savvy
>"whoa 600? i could probably make this into 2,000 within a year with some planning"
sure it's a movement now but this is better for everyone anon

>>27103635
*Sips scandi beer*
Slavs aren’t white, simple as

>>27103635
I've made more money than I ever have this week but I still feel empty

>>27112648
No replies to my ordeal or advice....well not like there is really any but to just let the failure on my stock and option decisions be forgotten and not be so indecisive.

>>27113452
>2 pm
>already four beers in
WHAT A LIFE

>>27110555
Shut the fuck up boomer faggot. Waste of trips and a waste of air. Kys

>>27113860
I broke even thanks to GME AMC. Made some stupid gambles around election time which fucked me. Feels good to be even but I want some fucking gains now.

decided to break from my own trading ideas to go in on these memes. lost 10% of my portfolio in a week.
never falling for your shits again. even if my stocks are boomer slow-growth it's better than this horrible feeling of loss

is it just me or has 2021 been really fucking weird? It's like i've stumbled into an alternate clown reality or something.

>>27113999
/biz/ isn't about the money anymore anon.

>>27104022
>that image
are you motherfucking shitting me dude

>>27114161
in thinking about it, I've made more 10x returns just by fucking around on my own than by following advice from the internet.
at least this was a learning experience, still holding my NOKs regardless

>>27108164
None of the 300 shares left are going for any lower than $1,420.69 a share except 1.
1 share so it will send me an app notification on the phone letting me know shits going down and try and make adjustments.
1/2 sells at $1,420.69 and the other half is in steps higher than that just in care it gets insane! It's my own bull ladder attack. I'll get rich or the 300 shares hold the best they can till the end lol. I really can use the $ tho so come on hedgies!

>>27113737

I was so mad though earlier today. Though I can still feel the hot sting from it. I think I can recover and let it go. My friend isn't a bad person at all. I'm just glad I can type this out here anonymously without getting into a huge fight.

>>27103635
I'm a poorfag and have no idea what I'm doing but I'll take a Jameson on the rocks please.

>>27114144
It’s all felt like some kind of waking dream. Reality feels impermanent and fluid. I can’t tell if I’m just dissociating or those fags at CERN fucked up the laws of physics.

>>27104497
Based shanty man

I'm $300 in on NOK, at an average of 6.33
Would love a bump, but I'm happy to hold them. They gave me a good phone in my youth.

>>27103635
i can't stop wasting money on escorts and massages
it's the only thing that i look for each month
my gym is closed so i don't even know what to do in my free time besides lurking on /biz/

>Brokers sideline retail investors, muzzling them and preventing them from truly squeezing
>Hedgefunds and institutions, who truly have access to the free market, see opportunity to avert catastrophe and cover their shorts at immense but tenable losses instead of the squeeze milking every last dime out of them
>Financial industry colluded to allow the super rich to wiggle themselves free, little worse for wear

Fucking hell the rules really are different.

To everyone that thinks the short squeeze is still happening - Try to find the most up-to-date data. Most that's being posted is from close of market on the 28th, they had the whole day to continue closing out and paring losses.

>>27114321
Probs a bear that climbed in a tree in someone's back yard. They would have tranqued it out of the tree.

>>27114549
I've split my limits into 3
1k, 2k, 4k
I pray that we all make it, brothers

>>27114984
this is whose numbers I've been following throughout this week
https://twitter.com/ihors3

>>27114144

I've had this same feeling too. I think it has sometime to do with the increased use of internet and screen-time infront of a computer. And the fact that no one can go out that's causing all this too. It feels like whatever you type, video-record, voice-chat on the internet is more real and inseparable than reality. Reality or the real world is become something akin to fiction. Everyone seems completely brain-washed and are asleep while all of this is happening. I can't tell if I'm truly awake or even aware of all this typing this out too. Everything seems foreign and strange.

>>27106151

>>27108213
Might as well give it all to me then. No point you having it if you're gonna die.

>>27114571
>I was so mad though earlier today. Though I can still feel the hot sting from it

That is loterally your ego telling you you deserve better than them, the world sucks and its not fair, and eliciting a highly charged emotional reaction that is so strong you feel actual physical pain in the form of stressed muscles.

Dont let it get its hooks on you. Detach and observe your reaction. Feel happy for your friends and switch your thought patterns from jealousy to "Im happy for them and want to and will share in that happiness myself".
>>27114868
Where? I really need a fucking massage to burn the physical stress away. Also stop spending your money and invest it 1x month is enough anon.
>>27114984
dont much bigger and badder funds with crazy political connections like blackrock own huge amounts of gme stock? I dont fall for the reddit lies of this being an epic little guy power struggle against the big bad wallstreet bosses - its the big bosses who stand to gain the most from pumping gme
>>27115196
Turn your screen off and go for a walk and get laid faggot

>>27115217
shut up faggot piece of shit

started with 2k ended with 8k, was a good week but yes very stressful. Back to wagie salve tomorrow.

>>27115183
Short interest has already dropped significantly. That data is from end of day 28th. With another full trading day, they'd be suicidal to not cover, especially with retail demand muzzled by clearing houses and brokers. Preventing us from buying was the biggest gift the shorts could've asked for. Not enough volume to tamp it down completely, but I think a squeeze will be out of reach come Monday.

>>27105522
checked holy shit keekee has spoken

>>27103635
I just want this place to be cozy again but now it's actually fucked and useless

>>27103635
I made like, 100 bucks this week. I made $6000 on both GME and AMC, which is at least something, but then got excited, chased a bunch of memes around, and obliterated my profit.
It feels pretty bad man.

>>27108368
i did too, one share RH limit, it may still go up, it always surges premarket before open

>>27115690
Let's just say that $6000 was the fee for what you learned this time.

>>27103635
Makes me wish I still had that bottle of Macallan 12 year aged scotch. And bought the GME pump at $60

>>27115581
if he's right and we are down from 140% to 113%, it has dropped, but please keep in mind that 113% of float is still completely fucking bonkers

>>27115847
Its the international bids coming in, they try to help us and what do we "see" come open a huge dip to scare followed by spikes with haults along the way to try and slow it down. Its bull

>>27116084
Ha, basically... i at least didnt really lose and for sure, was experience

Bought a share of GME when it was 100 and all this talk about the thing being a lie is starting to get to me
Don't even know if I should keep holding or bite the bullet and sell

>>27104773
This. The stress of this week has made me irritable and unfocused. Paying attention at work is a herculean task right now and every time someone rightfully needs my attention i can feel my inner prick surging up and wanting to tell them to fuck off.

Don't forget to get sleep anons. Money is great but health comes first

>>27116385
Other estimate puts it at ~70%, and that does not account for another full day of trading.

>>27114868
How does it feel to see an escort or get a massage? Asking for a friend.

>>27116608
thats a great price, it will be ok

>>27116385
What's preventing them from pulling the same shit over and over again through all of next week until their shorts are completely covered? No one would do shit about it.

Dirty vodka martini please. I just want these redditors to leave. Am I allowed to smoke in here?

>>27103635
a G&T please. extra gin.
i learned how to drive a small tractor this week. i also participated in a cult i willingly/knowingly joined. i spent irrevocable time regretting all the moon missions i missed out on the past couple weeks/months of sheer ignorance. accepted the loss of a former dear friend (my own doing). it's been hard but ok

>>27106401
>Redditors are cancerous cells that will destroy everything before seeking another host.
Explain.

>>27117281
this weekend may be enough time to figure it out, but the market is supposed to be closed over the weekend, who nows, they probably arnt really being monitored by law enforcement im sure, i dont like it

>>27117357
you sound like you have some interesting stories to tell

>everyone investing in memes
>meanwhile I am trying to tap into the communication and military contractor market
I still money on doge though

>>27117551
>communications
may I introduce you to a certain finnish company known formerly for cell phones?

TFW playing premarket, AH, and latenight crypto while also working is MANDATORY to stay ahead of economic retardation

I don’t want any more jobs bros... I just want to sleep. But I keep compulsively waking up every few hours to check prices. It has gotten to the point where I am only waking up with one eye open, and I am still dreaming partially while I check the prices even though I’m still awake.

I decided to get into investing at the beginning of this year. I started reading about it, watching videos, listening to talks by investors and shit, downloaded robinhood and my first big investment was gme, the meme stock.


Im a poorfag so I bought 4 shares at $40 each because it looked promising and ever since I bought I haven’t been able to take my eyes off my fucking screen.

I don’t think I could ever invest after this because I can’t stop watching the funny line jump around every day. Fucking tiring.

>>27117756
Already have it

>>27118001
that was me with bitcoin when it first reached 20k. of course, coinbase shit the bed and I literally couldnt sell, much like what is happening today.
you're better off in more dependable stocks, for your own health.

>>27104051
Don't worry about NOK, it will pay of eventually.

I never had a crypto acc and verifying an account on binance takes forever so i missed the doge train.

How much did you invest?

>>27107061
>tequila
>drained
bro ur gonna be in party mode with that shit lmao pick your head up and get a latina

>>27117966
I suggest you stop immediately. Sleep is by far the most important thing you do everyday. Read this book and change your life: https://www.amazon.com/Why-We-Sleep-Science-Dreams/dp/0241269067

Once you start sleeping 10 hours per day you will realize how much easier tasks are.

I'm up.98 in SHIB coin. We're gonna pump and dump normies,Reddit and Twitter. Someone just bought $3k worth.

>>27103635
I relied on kraken for making crypto trades when I verified to get in as a noob this week. I couldn't get approved anywhere else fast enough.
Then when it was time to cash out my doge at .07 yesterday they fucked me. I STILL have not been able to get all my money out. They've lost me about $800 profit, and not they are costing me a good chunk of my principle investment.

>>27108080
>Now remember the people taking your money by force are using that money to fund programs teaching 3rd graders about anal sex and trannies.
kek

Yeah I made 30% of my total portfolio, what of it?

>>27116781
and 70% is still utterly nuts, my man

Can someone pls tell me why Schwab won't cancel my GME limit sell. It has been open cancel pending since 7 PM EST

Feel utterly retarded for not getting into trading last year when everything was crashing to shit

I'm really depressed I missed the gamestop wave. I'm already a poor NEET, that could've been my way out.

I don't want to be a wagie, I just wish I could make a fufilling career

Just something to keep my mind off things barkeep. Something to keep my mind off things..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tR3NvUlTpog

I have half of my net worth in GameStop at an average cost basis of 220/share. About 250 shares total now

Life’s been pretty shitty so I was willing to gamble it all on this one. I just wanna make it bros, for once

>>27119202
Assuming you arent larping, why not just cast out now ?

>>27118960
Same bro it really hurts me since theres fuck all around me other than warehouse jobs

>>27118118
Man that must’ve been fucking crazy. I think I’ll go for boomer stocks instead because I’m just exhausted and worried all the time.

>>27118960
this isnt gambling retard and if you werent one of the snipers in the trade before the infantry and the retards came you were doomed from the start or the "3k to 6m" wasnt coming. Anyways, Ill take a Number 7 with a coke. Large

>>27119587
it's the safe but boring move. godspeed. save 10% to fuck around with but VTI/ARKK/VT and you can't go wrong

Has anyone else seen these to viddys? Looks like hes having stroke symtpoms on top vidow which was uploaded today.. Want opinions. Also next round is on citron.

Drink up mates

>>27119202
Don't be a retard, as soon as you're able sell enough to get back the amount you put in.

down like $1,000 due to fucking stocks

I want to break into 6 figures brahs. feels like it's never gonna happen.

>>27103635
evenin' barkeep.
Ain't my usual joint to be sure. Normally I'm over in /pol/'s pub round about this time, but I've got some business in the area.
Any chance your got some Oktoberfest stock left back there?

>>27118960

just get a job autismo its not that bad

>>27120335
its fucking terrible. If i wanted to be screamed at by some old fuck who gave up a long time id go back to high school

>>27116953
you should start with massages first
it's weird at first,she tells you to lie on your front so that she can massage your back
a women gently touches you and then she touches you in a very different but sexually pleasing way
then you turn around and she massages your front, not it's time to enjoy the view and touch her
finally she will stroke your pent up cock to release your goo
you feels like a champ once the massage, be sure to take a shower before and after
it's really hard to describe it but it feels fucking nice and it's a good experience

>>27103635
my frined made 20K+ off of gamestop and i feel like im gonna be poor forever. I only want money to be able to get things I NEED, some of it for what i want. Its soo harrd out here its all so tiresome and now poeple at WSB are getting flooded with sjhills trinyg to make clout because GME is too expenisve. siggh....

>>27120335
it's not, I tried. I'm depressed, and I need some fufillment in what I do. I don't get that from just taking orders from people to do meaningless work

>>27104844
glad to hear we lil guys CAN win

>>27120556

>>27116712
THIS SOO HARD. with scchool also coming back i literally cant think about anything but GAME STOP GAME STOP GAME STOP and WSB IS GONNA GET SHILLED AND THEN WE ARE FUCKED OR XXXXX STOCK WONT GET UP AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

>>27103635
bought GME at 300 due to FOMO. Give me a Moscow Mule anon.

>>27117357
desu i would join the mormons/JW/mennonites instantly if I was guaranteed a loving virgin wife and a decent place within the community. Joining a cult is a normal human longing.

>>27116953
as for escorts it can be a mixed bag
there are nice ones and there are shitty ones so do your research
you either go to her place or call her to your place
you meet her chit chat a big
and then you can do whatever you want as long as she is okay with that
toucher her body, having your dick sucked, titfuck and finally benis in bagina time
sorry for the bad english i'm a ESL and i'm tired and drunk
>>27120681
no bully pls

Any of you boys down in Australia work through easycrypto? I put an order in yesterday and the bank says payment was transferred but the order still says pending.
Did the excitement fuck up their queue times or something?

>>27108069
Ah, Hiraeth.
That's a feeling I know only too well.
don't lose heart brother, we'll all make it in due time. Just keep fighting day by day and stick with your brothers.
we're all in this together.

>>27120854
>>27120556
where do these exist? in the US I've never even heard of them

>>27120556
I want this but at the same time I know that having premarital sex will be something terrible that I can never take back. I really want to do this but I know I never will, even if I die a virgin. I hope God forgives me for my desires.

>>27120892
nah mate but I was fucked in the ass by stake yesterday so I feel you

>>27120556
are you writing a haiku

>>27120969
if you invested in this last week you already lost your virginity, and it was nonconsensual
get over it

>>27121213
>le stock market is a dangerous game!
I don't give a shit about money I don't even know why I'm doing this. I just want to feel something when price goes big up. I feel nothing when I lose my money.

>>27103635
2 bourbon's please, shorted gme and doge (that dog coin) last Friday... and you can imagine how it went.

>>27104964
For all those feeling bad about doge, just look at the long term price predictions if you can hold for 4 years you'll at least get a x5 likely for sure. Just keep em in there and forget about em, if they don't pump to .1. If they do maybe its better to sell them at that price point to get cash to reinvest. But if you were just trying to ride the pump to sell immediately at the top, don't feel bad for you. This game isn't for paper hand short swingers.

Not last call yet gents
next hour is half off cocktails
>>27121831
>>27121831

>>27118960
You'll be happier doing something anon. Being a poor neet is not fun, I lived that way for years.

>>27117384
Explain what? If you cant see how reddit is a fucking cancer I cant help you newfag. 4chan may be a honeypot and moot may have betrayed us to the feds years ago but we are still not as cucked or cancerous as the reddit faggots who are all useful idiots posting stale stolen memes that conform to the midwit useful idiot normie hivemind while still thinking they are special. They are literal psychological cancer.
>>27117551
You got any mil background?
>>27117966
Idk anon seems counterproductive to me. Medium-longterm mindset leads to bigger gains no need to wake up at 4 am to check international market movements. Sleep is literally the comfiest and best thing you can do. Comfy sleep IS LIFE.
>>27118960
Get a fucking job nigger. Hopefully it will teach you important life lessons before you escape wage slavery.
>>27120659
>we little guys can win
Stop this faggot reddit victim mentality this is a /biz/ bar go back to plebbit to cope and post about your david vs goliath fantasies
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>bro just hold doge for 4 years
Gas yourself