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27105971 No.27105971 [Reply] [Original]

If you were a billionaire with money to burn, what would you do to complete rape the short sellers on monday?

>> No.27105994

>>27105971
Pump doge

>> No.27106038

>>27105971
GME short sellers*

>> No.27106048 [DELETED] 

Pump BSV

>> No.27106238

>>27105971
Honestly I have idea. I just know I'm not selling til Monday

>> No.27106255

>>27105971

Buy GameStop competitor stocks

>> No.27106360

>>27106255
>GameStop competitor
?

>> No.27106381
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27106381

>>27105971
Hire someone to find and rape them, obviously.

>> No.27106403

>>27105971
Market buy order at noon for 100,000,000$

The stock would go to infinity.

>> No.27106414

>>27105971
someone literally bought $200 million of GME during the dip today and pulled it back up

>> No.27106469

>>27105971
Hi dude. I love your work. Keep up

>> No.27106518

If I had the fuck you money i'd mass crank call pizza joints into sending millions of crusty cardboard pizzas to the fat cats' doorsteps

>> No.27106575

>>27106414
Source

>> No.27106634

>>27105971
tweet a meme

>> No.27107183

>>27106518
Make it stuffed crust. Stuff it with salt instead of cheese.