/biz/ - Business & Finance

>that 1 guy with an extraordinary hate boner for melvin
did they tear up your resume or something?

>>27061051
>People who would destroy a small new company to make a few hundred thousand
wHy wOuLd YoU hAtE tHeMMMMMMMM

>>27061051
I have a list of every company who has rejected me without an interview and I will get my revenge on all of them

>>27061051
> That one guy desperately shilling in every thread
Be honest Melvin, how many shekels are you being payed to do this

>retail poorfags that think they're making a difference
good luck selling the peak btw (you won't be able to sell)

>>27060776
explain

>>27061051
>Implying someone even needs a reason to have a hate boner for Melvin

>>27062133
Already cashed half my shares at 430 and made 40k, take your jealousy somewhere else

>>27060776
Has anyone thought about the fact that the squeeze can happen during pre-market and everyone misses out?

hedgies when they see their account in -0000000xinfinity plus 99% interest. OYYYY VEEEEEEYYYYY

>>27062959
It's supposed to take days

>>27061051
>one guy

>>27060776
is there an exchange where i can sign up and buy immediately that isnt robinhood?

It's going up! The Game Stop POP

Retard here asking retarded question :

Cant the hedge fund (Martin capital et at) just ask GameSpot to print more shares so they buy it on the spot and lend back the broker ?

Kinda like the FEDs printing USD to pay debts

idz habbening

OH NO NO NO

HEDGIES ARE YOU OKAY?

>>27062959
>Squeeze just happens without anyone selling

HAHAHA It feels so good to see you suffer.

>>27063531
Why would GME cooperate with them when they were the ones shorting it and making them lose money?

Should I buy?

>>27060776

Hedigie Hedgie, it's now at 316 and rising. Your insider trading didnt do much. In fact that DIP ya'll provided is gonna go GREAT with mah TENDIES

>>27062090
insanely based

>>27061051
How’s the weather in Tel Aviv today?

>>27062808
Good for you for holding and also making good money

>>27063754
Huge cash influx from the shorts

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27063804
it's now or never

>>27061051
Death to Israel

>>27063754
Capital raising. Just like any other business that its sell shares looking for capital

>>27061051
INSTAGRAM,FACEBOOK, TWITTER, REDDIT

IS BUYING JT ON FEBRUARY 1st

JT STOCK on FEBRUARY 1st

we ALL unite on FEBRUARY 1st

We all buy JT STOCK on FEBRUARY 1st

SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AND BUY JT STOCK ON FEBRUARY 1st

>>27060776

HEDGIE R U OK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

>>27062095
Bots

>>27063246
SOMEBODY ANSWER ME SO I CAN SEND THIS SHIT UP

>>27061923
that place is a drop in the bucket who fucking cares you must all be rejects from there or something

>>27062090
dangerously based

>>27062133
I just sold, got a comfy 2x profit and memes. I wish everyone else luck but don't underestimate the jew, I collected my participation trophy and am now watching from the sidelines from here on out

>>27060776
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT’S NEVER GOING DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I did my part today bros, bought just under 300

>>27064365
Fidelity.

>>27061051
Shalom Rabbi

>>27061051
THIS IS A BOT

>>27064365
I believe all brokers require an application form that needs to be manually reviewed and approved. After that you need to fund the account (ie, transfer money to it).

Considering its firday and they're receiving 1000's of application, I'd say if apply today, maybe next Thursday you can play the casino

>>27064761
thanks

>>27061923
I would destroy a whole company for free

>>27060776
Won't somebody think of the Grabblers?

>>27064939

>>27064879
this, reminder that memelon mush is not your friend, he sold GPT-3 bots to the Wall Street fuckers, he is constantly playing both sides.

>>27063981
Thanks lad

>>27062090
Absolutely based

>>27064527
gee, congrats on your 100 dollars

Anyone selling today? Is 1000 realistic?

>>27065070
Hedgies do it all the time

>>27066020
No
they already fixed the shorts and nothing is going to happen. You autists thought you could actually hurt these people? They make the rules and they can do whatever they want. Why do you think there's suspiciously 0 coverage of this today?

>>27066020
someone said they've already got offers at 2600

>>27060776
HEDGIE ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK HEDGIE?

YOU'VE BEEN SQUEEZE BY
YOU'VE BEEN GOT HAD
YOU'VE BEEN ASSRAPED BY A
SHITPOST GENERAL

>>27065891
$1k. It's pennies but it was free money for a meme, I can't complain

>>27066020
>>27066528

>>27064381

>>27062090
Interesting anon, anymore you'd like to add?

>>27066528
That was wednesday and only they sold 0.11 shares at that price

>>27060776
Remember to hold it for at least 2, up to 8 months. They have something like 45 days to close their positions after today.

Srs,. tho. I have webull and just want to know what to do.

My sister has medical bills from cancer treatments and if doing anything here helps, I'll take any advice I can get.

>>27061051
Wow salty much. First word that comes to mind is resume hmm? Guess you're heading to Wendy's with the rest of us wagecucks.

>>27061051
POST NOSE.

Thinking of throwing $100 in on GME, am I dumb?

>>27065218
Holy shit I forgot they existed

>>27066345
No they do it for tremendous gain which is the whole reason their greedy asses got smashed this time.

>>27067392
Hodl or trust your gut feeling. Hope you can pay the medical bills anon!

>>27064527
Ngmi

>>27064527
Hey, congrats on your free sheckels. Buy yourself something nice.

>>27067712
Buffet bought them when they went bankrupt years ago. I don't think I've heard of them since. Maybe they rebranded.

>>27064180
shill your P&D somewhere else kike nigger

Is it too late to buy GME?

>>27067392
rule 1 of investing is NEVER use your own money
rule 2 is if you use your own money, NEVER bet more than you can lose

if you can afford shares and feel 100% ok with losing it ALL, go ahead and invest. But you can't just invest and depend on the gains for some shit like that. It's a blessing when it hits and don't get greedy.

there's a saying that Bulls make $, Bears make $, but Pigs BLEED.

>>27060776
How much longer? Its been an hour.

>>27068397
>Pigs
that's antisemitic

>>27062090
Based and redpilled.

>>27062090
Cool dude did you know your VPN endpoints are all logged and can be subpoena at any given moment by le gubbermint?

>>27069074
not him but fuck the government

>>27069074
>>27067164
Everything he's doing is perfectly legal. Perfectly!

>>27068397
>>27068397
I'm not worried about greed. I only want to keep one person I care about clear out of further distress.

I just want to know what to do if I buy one share and how and when to manage it on webull, if it can help to raise enough money to cover the bills.

Press S to spit on hedgies
S

someone explain why the shorts cant just wait all of this out

>>27071684
interest you moron

>>27071684
They have to pay interest on their borrowed shares every day.

Nothing happened

>>27060776
So are the shorts all dead?

nothin Burger ?

can someone explain why it was so good to close at 320+

>>27072112
morale victory

>>27072112
To try and cover their ass a bit, they sold more shorts at a 320 strike price that expired today, so anything above is a loss for them.

>>27071684
Interest scales with stock price.

It literally went up like 5 dollars. Thats the squeeze??? WTF

>>27071792
>>27071815
yeah but how much interest? is it feasible for them to keep getting funded until the bubble bursts and then cash out?
Never underestimate the levels of jewry they will go to, anon.

>>27072370
Yes, it was the squeeze
Dont forget to sell on Monday

>>27063246
Fidelity dude

>>27072493
30% according to S3I

So is this still gonna collapse the economy or what? What’s the diffence between the opportunities today and Monday?

LINE HELD

NOW IT'S FUCKING TIME

>>27062090
frighteningly based

>>27068397
>rule 1 of investing is NEVER use your own money

I know, but my local Rabbi still havent taught me how to access the goyim's money

>>27060776
WE ARE APEEEEEEES


GOBBLE GOBBLE

>>27072275
>shorts
>strike price
yikes
you mean call options

>>27072719

The longer they wait the more in the hole they get. Shares are due they just have to pay out. If this is going to cause a major upheaval by sinking a backing lender to the hedge they will be stalling as long as fucking possible. They absolutely would not be discussing it on the news it would basically be 2008 again and people would go ballistic.

Im actually low key scared this is going to tank everything (again), with how quiet the news is.

>>27061051
why would you defend a hedge fund. Literally why.

Hello jews that heard about /biz/ through kvetching on Haaretz or whatever. Hope you’re swelk.

>>27060776
Keep dreaming you fucking schizo. Seethe.

>>27060776
>The squeeze on fri... monday is gonna be huge guys!

Anyone else willing to lose it all, I don't even give a shit about making money, this is just fun

>>27074431
hmm i wonder who could be behind this post

literally nothing happened. it's going to dump so fucking bad monday when retailers all unload.

>>27075061
I bought in today. Whether I get rich or not I’ll have at least played a part in fucking with some jew’s bitten line

>>27069074
Haha the shill outs himself.

>>27074431
>>27075536
I swear to god you dumbass fucking newfags, go back to dogecoin

WHY AREN'T I A MILLIONAIRE YET

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

it was always a nothing burger
did people really think the hedges had wrote naked calls that they would need to cover with afterhours

>>27067164
He applied to the FBI also. Watch yourself glowies

>>27061051
Why is the first post of every thread a shill?

>>27069074
>>27067164
>DA GOBERNMENT WILL GET U

Lol they can't even fit through the door the fat fucks

>>27076142
>>27076020
didn't read, still not selling

Is it true fractional shares were selling for ridiculous amounts? I had .78 shares I sold earlier in the week before RH went full jews.. feelsbadmann

>>27075191
>>27075830
>These damn KIKES and NEWFAGS
>ahaha I'm definitely not a newfag trying way too hard to fit in!

>>27076441
>why does everybody keep accusing pol of making everything up?
>>>>>

>>27076579
Who is pol?

>>27074260
cope

>>27076020
>ou’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result
good

>>27076404
robot speed

>>27069074
Seething kike, you're gonna be a broke, hard working goyim after this, maybe I'll give you a loan for a fancy car and a home at 17%p. a.

Did the Jews lose? I need a QRD on this

>>27062095
>Be honest Melvin, how many shekels are you being payed to do this
Maybe his shekels were shorted

>>27071413
even so, investing isn't a sure thing. just never put in more money than you want to loose.

>>27077444
>even so, investing isn't a sure thing. just never put in more money than you want to loose.
Good advice. And thats the key to having diamonds hands.

>>27072585
>30% interest daily on a loan

holy shit I thought I was supposed to be the fiscally irresponsible wagie.

>>27064180
Is JT the symbol, Based in china. I don't think i'll be participating Plenty of us stocks to pump first

>>27060776
SHORT LADDER ATTACK INCOMING HOLD HOLD HOLD UPVOTE AND SHARE

In the last hour of trading some of us are predicting they will launch a short ladder attack to make it look like it’s selling off to trick you into selling your shares. Their goal is to go under $115 to get out of their expiring contracts. This will be a major victory for them.

Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD HOLD HOLD! DONT GET PAPER HANDS DURING THE LAST HOUR, ITS WHAT THEY WANT!

>>27078430
Yeah yall have been saying that for the past 2 days. where is my fucking money???

>>27078430
so you're saying we'll have more opportunities to accumulate?

It's ogre.
Any hedgies tried to fly yet?

>>27078819
BUY THE FUCKING DIP YOU DIP

>>27060776
I have 16 shares bought at a average of 180$. Will I make it bros?

>>27077444
>>27077697
Even so, that's sem-useful to the point of what I'm asking.

Basically, If I invest 100 dollars Into buying one stock, I only serve to lose 100 dollars no matter how far the stock price falls, right?

If so, what functions in webull do I use to protect me from being impacted by losses? The explanations I see only confuse me further.

If it's explained clearly, I'll buy and hold as long as I need to... So long as an actual effort to detail it is made. And a frame of time when to do those things are simplified to opening and closing times on weekends and weekdays.

>>27062090
Absolute madlad

>>27068397
I thought rule 2 was rule 1. What do you mean dont use your own money? youre saying only use your 401k contributions?

so uhhh.. weren't their shorts meant to close today resulting in them buying up stock at ludicrous prices? Doesn't seem like that's happened.

>>27079878
they now have to close their positions after today closed so high. so we won i think. this means that for about 6 days or so they are going to be buying non stop and force the stop to reach crazy ath as they close. this means we should have about 6 days to sell when we'd like if I remember correctly. not financial advice i'm totally retarded

>>27079713
If you sell them at 15k/share, at everything goes as planned, you'll have 240k in your pocket.

>>27075191
well it could be one of two groups
the ones who told you it'd hit a thousand by Friday afternoon
and the ones who told you not to play silly games with jews

>>27078681
When Melvin is confirmed dead.

>>27080256
Nah dude no chance that it’s the case.

>>27079878
They can pay rent to delay closing the short (but it is very expensive) and they can keep doubling down like retards with only verbal and no spatial intelligence. But these are just stalling tactics, they are hoping people give up
This is not financial advice

>>27079878
Shorts don't have expiry dates.
It was the 320c calls that closed in the money, which will have to be floated.

>>27062090
based.

>>27076020

Who actually shills this pasta? Is it actually a human trolling, an Israeli paid shill, or bots?

>>27081616
>Shorts don't have expiry dates.
Shorts might not have expiry dates...but they do have margin calls and liquidation.

>>27081966
Dead internet theory, 70% on here are bots and about 10% currently in the outside world

>>27062090
i wish there were more people like you anon

>>27062090
Based

>>27072543
How easy it is to transfer my shares from Robinhood to fidelity. Don’t want to get jewed

>>27065070
Same. Id destroy a lot of them if u could.

>>27081966
>Israeli
Don't bring us into this. We want them to burn as much as you do. HODLing

>>27063531
They could in theory

>>27061051
HI MELVIN REMEMBER YOU OWE ME $30k BY NEXT WEEK, CHEERS RETARD

>>27074431
>>27075191
>>27075536
Yeah, what the fuck, I thought this shit was supposed to go to the moon today? You fucks have all been saying $1000+ GME on Friday all week like teases, yet here we are at pretty much the same situation as yesterday?

Where's my fuckin tendies /biz/?

>>27076524
>t. newfag

>>27062090

R O B U S T

>>27079762
In short: I'm asking what I need to do after buying a stock (in detail on webull) so I don't end up selling at the point where I only end up getting anything less than double of what I might put in.

I'm not just in it to make off with a piddling 2x multiplier. I want to min-max as soon as possible until I meet what I felt is a comfortable point that is good enough to topple the bill. I've not purchased a stock yet and can afford a few... But is this very... *HOUR* a good time to buy?

>>27082594
>Newfag calls someone else a newfag

>>27066475
Seethe cope dilate

>>27083387
>newfag calls someone a newfag who called someone a newfag
ok newfag

>>27062090
based beyond mesure

>>27062090
based beyond belief

>>27083184
Nigga buy low sell high. You're on biz. want advice go to a hedge fund and pay the consultation fee.

>>27072585
What is that nominally? since they haven't bought the shares yet technically, is it 30% of the price of 90,000,000 shares at current market value?

>>27069074
GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND 584 PROXIES AND 92 VPN

NEVER SELLING YOU AINT GETTING ANY OF MY SHARES

I'm utterly disgusted by the level of demoralization shilling on /biz/ against GME.

Every time I see one of these retarded sinister sarcastic shills IT MAKES ME FUCKING HODL EVEN HARDER YOU WILL NEVER GET MY GME FROM ME YOU FUCKS KEEP SHILLING I"LL FUCKING SQUEEZE THE FUCKING LIFE OUT OF YOUR SHORT PENCIL NECKS LAUGHING MANIACALLY THE WHOLE WAYA

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>>27061051
they only have 25 employees and they're all jews who were already rich and working for citadel

Can someone tell me why they have to close their shorts? If I buy shorts on Plus500 I can keep them for as long as I want.

>>27083918
So where's that magical squeeze huh? We're almost an hour after you were supposed to be a trillionaire off your meme stocks and yet nothing happened. Have you need smart enough to Take Profits or are you a greedy little useful idiot being strung along?

>>27062090
BASED AND PSYCHOPATH-PILLED

>>27083918
>newfag calls someone a newfag who calls someone a newfag who called someone a newfag
ok newfag

>>27062090
nice.

>>27084767
good things come to those who wait

>>27084767
>We're almost an hour after you were supposed to be a trillionaire
Only retards said the squeeze was gonna happen on friday after RH and other brokerage services started fucking with buying GME. No one expected them to do that shit, and if they didnt it likely would have been today.

>>27084847
>newfag calls someone a newfag who called someone a newfag who called someone a newfag calls someone a newfag
ok newfag

>>27062090
based

>>27084663
they have to pay interest every day they don't sell, they're losing billions every day they don't sell

How long till GME stock splits? How long till GME dumps 5 million shares to have cash in the bank to become a respectable company?

>>27085262
But on what are they paying interest? Who did they "borrow" the stocks from? I mean I would understand if they leverd it but not like this.

>>27085515
some anon said they can't until march or something, would need to confirm...

>>27079849
He's probably saying to use margin, which is wrong as well.
Margin is a tool.
Don't invest money you can't afford to lose, this includes margin.

>>27062090

>>27062090
BASED

TO EVERY INDIVIDUAL WORKING FOR THE AUTHORITIES LOOKING AT THIS BOARD AT THIS VERY MOMENT, LET ME MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR STATEMENT:

I WILL NEVER BEND THE KNEE AGAINST YOUR OBIVIOUS ATTEMPTS AT MANIPULATION. I WILL HOLD TIGHT ON EVERY SINGLE SHARE OF GME I BOUGHT AND I WON'T BE SELLING A SINGLE ONE OF THEM UNTIL MONDAY WHERE YOU FUCKING HEDGE FUNDS KIKES WILL BE FORCED TO BUY THEM AT A PREMIUM OF $1000 MINIMUM. IN ADDITION, I CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO SPEND A SINGLE TAX ON MY NUMEROUS CRYPTO TRADES I HAVE REALIZED IN THE LAST THREE YEARS ON MULTIPLE WALLETS AND EXCHANGES.

TO ADD:
EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE ON THIS WEBSITE IS NOT SATIRE. I DO CONDONE AND SUPPORT ANY OF THE OPINIONS, FINANCIAL AND INVESTMENT ADVICES EXPRESSED ON THIS WEBSITE.

EVERY SINGLE POST ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP IS HONEST AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. AT EVERY OCCASION, THE INDIVIDUAL ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP CONDONED, ENCOURAGED, COMMITTED, ABATED ACTS OF VIOLENCE AND THREATS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST EVERY TYPE OF PERSON, REGARDLESS OF RACIAL, ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS OR CULTURAL BACKGROUND.

IN CASE OF AN INVESTIGATION BY ANY FEDERAL ENTITY OR SIMILAR, I DO ACTUALLY HAVE A STRONG INVOLVEMENT WITH THIS BOARD AND WITH THE PEOPLE IN IT, I EXACTLY KNOW WHY AND HOW I AM HERE, I CAME HERE OF MY OWN VOLITION, AND I DO SUPPORT EVERY ACTIONS BY THE MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP.

>>27086627
Sir, you were going a little BASED back there.

>>27062090
absolutely keyed

>>27062090
FUCKING BASED
>>27061051
SHOW YOUR NOSE KIKE

>>27073793

Get your silver, gold and crypto ready nigger

>>27062090
HOLY FUCKING BASED

"To all /biz/nessmen... Cheers. Cheers, my friends. It has been an honour. Cheers!"
>Gamestop fixes his eyes on the Hedgefund table, completely ignoring Chainlink and the other one
"Now Hedgefunds... I know we have had our differences, but your ambition and hard work is truly something to behold. Admirable!"
>the Hedgefunders are cautious. Gamestop usually follows up a praise with some humiliation and injustice
"Indeed, I have a special treat for you all because of these traits. It's so good, that you'll love it despite its reddit origin. It is a large apparatus which all of you can fit in which will confer all of you a deeply unique experience that shall benefit us all. A chamber of sorts. I have had that room over there fitted with the apparatus. Move along, hedgies, shuffle into it now. You too, Melvin"
>the Hedgefunds flood into the room, some cautious and some excited
>Gamestop slams the door shut and enchants it to be locked and airtight. He turns to the other houses
"And that special treat? That "unique experience" the Hedgefunders shall all experience and you all won't?"
"..."
"...Why, it's... BANKRUPTCY! FUCK HEDGIES! THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE HEDGIE MENACE BEGINS NOW! MIA KHALIFA, TURN ON THE SQUEEZER! YES, YES, WELL DONE, HEDGIES! WELL DONE HEDGIES FOR SHORTING SO WELL! SIX MILLION DOLLARS TO A HOUSE THAT SHALL CEASE TO EXIST IN 5 MINUTES!"
>as Gamestop's mouth foams during his blood-crazed tirade, the hall erupts into applause and a massive, inter-house orgy ensues. The hedgies begin dying in the squeezer. As Left chokes on his own blood, Elon proves himself to be a sexual dominant member of the orgy
>Gamestop looks on with pride
>Years later Elon Musk recounts these events to his son, at bedtime, with Grimes smiling warmly at the memory.
"And that's how Gamestop exterminated the Hedgefund scum. HEIL TENDIES! Gamestop truly was the greatest stock of them all, and a good friend"

>>27061051
Neck yourself kike

>>27062090
Beyond based!

>>27086627
Dangerously based

>>27079878
No, this was basically the setup for the squeeze. They had until today to get out of it but starting on Monday they will have to pay insane amounts of money if they don't buy back the stock. They can continue to stall and try to get us to give up but at that point they're just digging a deeper hole. They should have just cut their losses at $40 but greed and arrogance caused them to triple down and they will probably quadruple down on Monday. They're trapped in the gravity well of our BLACK HOLE HANDS and there is no escape.

I have two more shares im going to dump at open on Monday

>>27090319
>no it's actually in two weeks, no actually Wednesday, no actually they have 35 days
unless you have proof they have until Monday you are a pajeet

>>27086627
Maximum based

>>27090546
It's called math you fucking retard. I know you're salty because you missed out, but don't worry. Rope is cheap.

>>27084584
Hedgefunds own the game, you are literally a nobody. Have sex

>>27083184
>retard thinks he's can just throw money at stock.

your protections from 100% loss are putting in stop orders at whatever your risk tolerance is.

Most stocks don't 2x. If it was as easy as you wanted, everyone would be a fucking millionaire.

lads how much are shorts paying in interest or premiums to hold their positions? are they getting crushed on this alone?

>>27062090
insanely based

>>27062090
>Sell all your GME stocks
>Buy guns for everyone
>REVOLUTION

>>27082571
Dude, they conspired to crash the stock from $500 to $100 yesterday and since then it has tripled. Calm your tits.

>>27077731

That's in place to force short sellers to cough up the goods so they can't just be like "ehhhhhh I'll getchu yer stock back when I feel like it" It's another reason why shorts are so incredibly risky

>>27063531
I don't think that's a retarded question. Seems the smartest way out for them

>>27063531
They could, yes, but i bet they'd short those too.

>>27065070
I would moderate 4chan for free

>>27060776

Sorry if this has been asked a million times, but what brokerage should I use since RH is being a bunch of bitches now?

>>27092339

vanguard

>>27063531
GME sided with retail

>>27091982
God damn shortaholics just can't help themselves.
However the most ridiculous thing of all this is GME @ 320 is basically the reason short selling exists.

>>27082387
>I'm just like you, goy! I'm one of the good ones!
Lmao

>>27082135

Speaking of liquidation, did no one else notice the rest of the market have the biggest loss in over a month? I'm literally retarded, so I don't know if that's just related to something else, but theoretically, could the dip be related to relatively safe stocks being liquidated to cover margin calls/interest?

>>27093449
It certainly helped.

>>27063531
They could, yes. However it makes no sense to. These people were trying to force them out of business and since the company is actually profitable they have zero reason to bail their enemies out.

>>27093449
We are pretty sure that they've been liquidating their holdings in other assets to fight this thing, which has lead to the market wide dip. This is why people are saying it could crash the entire market.

>>27092581
Well I hope this time they actually own the shares they're shorting :^)

>>27069074
sporestack allows you to rent servers anonymously and pay with monero (and other crypto, but come on, why would you). Their website requires javascript, which is fishy, but they have an API where you can just download some python code and rent a server from a terminal. It's fucking based

why do you guys think you'll get 1k per share? even if, IF you pulled the squeeze off, you think they won't just re-rig the already rigged system? you think they'll bankrupt jp morgan to pay out your tendies monies?

not trying to FUD, honestly hope y'all pull it off, but doesn't a little part of you think that you're being used in a sophisticated pump and dump and are being used for liquidity and bagholding? The pajeets didn't learn it from nowhere...

Can you still buy after hours? Or should I wait till monday

>>27094238
I don't know much about stocks and the stock market cuz I'm a cryptofag, but crashing it sounds fun and it's probably something that happens once in a lifetime or so.

I have my crypto bags so I don't care if the rest of the world burns, kek

>>27061051
shill

>>27060776
>5 hours ago
did it happen

>>27096258
there isn't enough liquidity for anyone anon
honestly, look at what is happening, brokerages and clearing houses simply do not have the capital right now because a liquidity crisis has formed

>how has a liquidity crisis formed?
it's simple, a kike hedge fund shorted more stocks than physically existed, creating a fucking gaping black hole which will unironically suck every dollar from the stock market into it. they're panicking hard right now.

this isn't about profit and making a quick buck, this will unironically destroy the stock market and force their hand into adoption of blockchain technology.

Do you not see the bigger picture, anon?

I hope you're holding some decent coins.

>>27096258
>but doesn't a little part of you think that you're being used in a sophisticated pump and dump and are being used for liquidity and bagholding?
If I am, I'm not losing much and I'll get to enjoy the chaos of 50.000 normies convinced they got scammed by the jews.

>>27062090
keyed

>>27062090
holy fucking based

>>27097212
>this isn't about profit and making a quick buck, this will unironically destroy the stock market and force their hand into adoption of blockchain technology.
I haven't seen someone put it into words so eloquently. This is exactly what redditors don't understand. Fucking based.

>>27061051
Fuck off Shmuel

>>27086627
>when asked in court what anon meant by this his response was
>it was a joke
Yet still based

>>27076441
kekd at that document

>>27087752
More like land

>>27076441
what year is it though?

>>27097436
no one is really taking in the gravity of this situation. this whole liquidity crisis only exists due to the physicality of fiat and the nature in which brokers interact with clearing houses and the DTC to fulfil market orders and trades.

it takes the average clearing house 2 days to secure their fiat back after processing a sell or buy order from the consumer and sending that order off to the DTC.

defi is really going to boom after this.

>>27076441
really amazing wow

>>27098238
2019
cant you fucking read

>>27076441
AGENT TOO FAT

>>27097212

I definitely see the picture, and I'm 99.9% in crypto with an official /madeit/ stack. I think these shenanigans are the absolute best thing for the crypto space, but I disagree that they'll let the market crash.

I just had to see anons lose their shit to (((them))) and would much rather see everyone getting dunked on by pajeet RLC pump n dumps and the like.

there are obviously bigger forces at play here, but I'd rather see everyone take profit and put it into crypto rather than lose their tendies allowance altogether. The damage is already done, the red pills are coming. Isn't that enough?

Again. Respect where respect is due to all GMEfags and plebbitors. Just stay safe.

>>27062090
/devilishly/ based

Which company are we hitting next???????

The proletariat had their voices heard.
Fuck hedge porkies
https://youtu.be/rdaGFkDDmo8

>>27098889
We don't "hit" anything you fucking newfag name posting double nigger

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/29/gamestop-short-sellers-are-still-not-surrendering-despite-nearly-20-billion-in-losses-this-year.html
>a nearly $8 billion loss on Friday as the stock kept ripping higher, according to data from S3 Partners.
a nearly $8 billion loss on Friday as the stock kept ripping higher, according to data from S3 Partners.
>a nearly $8 billion loss on Friday as the stock kept ripping higher, according to data from S3 Partners.
a nearly $8 billion loss on Friday as the stock kept ripping higher, according to data from S3 Partners.

Boys, we just ripped their assholes for an 8 billion dollar loss today alone. And the option calls ITM haven't even been exercised yet.

> kike shilling is at an all-time high
> blatantly manipulating the market through shill brokers like cuckinhood

They are desperate and we have got these fuckers on the ropes.

>>27098889
You have to go back

>>27098736
Sometimes we have to lose to win, anon.
I hope that not many people have more money than they can afford to lose in this whole situation but this is bigger than reddit and /biz/ now, this has tonnes of normies involved. The fallout is going to be huge, no matter what happens.

>>27062090
this post right here... pretty fucking based

>>27099015
Doing my part
60k in GME
60k in AMC
60K in SPY puts for when this all blows up

See you lads on the battlefield.

>>27099342
$480 in GME
I'm trying, guys.

>>27076020
We know we're gonna get fucked but at least we'll fuck them too, don't underestimate our resentment

>>27088152
A daring synthesis

>>27062959
>shame I have pre market access.
34,000 for each of my shares.

>>27062090
>tfw this list for me has no companies on it

>>27061051
no, just my country

>>27099015
>including a nearly $8 billion loss on Friday
UH OH

>>27068281
buy Monday during morning dip if you want a shot

>>27061051
>that 1 guy with an extraordinary hate boner for melvin
you mean 50+ million people?

>>27062090

>>27062090

>>27061051
>spending all the money you owe me on shills
TSK TSK MELVIN

>>27082571
This was before all major brokers (except what, just Fidelity?) halted trading. It was going to $1000 more than easily. Why do you think they shut it down AND did a media circus AND spent money on ads saying "Good job guys! You beat us! You can stop now"?

chances robinhood actually gets the blame? i could see it being the clearing house but thats deep deep state im sure .i wonder if those people are getting touched at all.

>>27082571
>no underwear
>small room

imagine the smell

>>27062090
Unfathomably based

>>27086627

Be careful. (((Rats))) monitor this website and will report you to the feds.

>>27099015
This WITH market manipulation kikery.

>>27103164

kek

>>27103939
Oh no! The police are going to come to his house and arrest him! Thank you for this PSA

>>27096950
I'm mostly in crypto and I'm hoping this does cause normies to flee into crypto.

>>27099342
Based. Keep up the great work and hold. I'm holding 22 shares and still buying dips. Bought at $330 today being the highest

>>27099628
Just hold, that's all we ask. I'm sitting at over 3k in GME. It's about them losing billions every trading day. See you Monday, and I'll still be holding

>>27064365
td ameritrade was instant for me. Took about 20 minutes, I was surprised.

Pasta Post
>Late night comfy posting

Disclaimer:
>this is performance art
>I identity as a Bundle of Sticks
>this is my opinion, it is not financial advice

Pro Tip:
>if you own GME shares, set a sell limit order at a high price (like $5,000+)
>this prevents your broker from being able to loan your shares out to shorters and they are forced to keep those shares in reserve
>also brokers sell limit order data to hedge funds and HFT, they will shit themselves knowing the sell wall is at 5,000+

Beware of the Melvin Shills:
>We only buy GME, nothing else
>We buy every dip. At this rate, the price doubles every day. They can't shake us!
>We only hold GME, we never sell. Diamond hands!
>if we do decide to sell, we need at least a million buckaroos
>their infinite losses are our infinite gains!!!

Reminder:
>Performance Art from a Bundle of Sticks
>We buy this stock because we love video games and GME is a great company
>Gamestop should be bigger than Apple and Amazon combined! We love this stock!!!

>>27104527
I just wanted to play video games.

>>27103472
Fidelity was the largest holder of GME before the madness. RobinHood has zero liquidity. They quit allowing buys because they have zero fucking cash to execute the buy.

We did it. Now who's going to run the stock market? What's with this hat? Wait, my nose is -
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>27105406
we must spread this

>>27105406
Melvin is also shorting BBBY and it has 80%+ short interest and a much lower market cap at this point if we got that to moon along with GME it would absolutely decimate them

>>27105406
the world economy will crash

>>27060776
How do i set up a preemptive sell order to sell all my gme once it hits say $1500. Im worried if i try to do a market order when the markets open on monday the sites will be so overloaded i wont be able to place the order in time

>>27064180
was it shorted 130 percent?
no?
then go fuck yourself
this was about something more than making money

>>27062090
king. also based.

>>27060776

>>27106249
Tda can, I know webull can't place orders outside of market hours. You'd need a lmt sell at 1500 gtc_ext

>>27062090
Hello! based department? I think i found your new CEO

wow literally nothing fucking happened
cope

why didnt they make short selling illegal in 2008? wtf is wrong with american regulators? did they learn nothing?

>>27066475
>0 coverage of this today
>new financial articles every hour for the last three days+

>>27061051
no but they are the people who have fucked up a lot of our lifes

They are literally losing billions by the day
>that's why we hold
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/29/gamestop-short-sellers-are-still-not-surrendering-despite-nearly-20-billion-in-losses-this-year.html

>>27085679
What's he saying is "don't be a retail investor". Be a hedge fund or an investment bank, that's the best way to make money of the stock market.

>>27062090
Yes

>>27107850
Is it pride?

>>27109524
Shell shock.

>>27063531
they tried to kill them wtf would they help?

>>27109861
Ah, denial would explain it.

>>27062090
absoloutely based. let them burn

>1 MORE HOUR
>1 MORE DAY
>1 MORE WEEK
>1 MORE MONTH

>>27105001
>Oh no! The police are going to come to his house and arrest him! Thank you for this PSA

They will. Just remember to say nothing and ask for a lawyer if detained. Not joking.

>>27084494
30% of market value, the higher the value the more they have to pay that is why so many say to hold. It only works if they hold, don't sell, sell high sell prices so RH and the likes can't sell your shares off to cover their losses.

But normies/reddit/chans cannot coordinate like this and people will sell where they feel is right or comfortable with them. This is what they do to business all the time, but they are working as one unit to fuck them into the ground. All while taking their targets investors $ the whole way too.

>>27063531
not a retarded questions. but a retard move for Gamestop

>>27063531
they can get infinitely more money by riding out the short squeeze while also having the benefit of not destroying their rep

>>27066475
>Why do you think there's suspiciously 0 coverage of this today?
There's so much coverage of this that it makes me wonder what they're trying to distract me from/keep me from knowing about by covering this non-stop.

>>27062090
Based

>>27111069
Why? They NEED monies, and $200 a share would be a lot of monies for a million shares or 5.
Gamestop gets no monies from it's share price rising unless it sells more shares.

>>27062090
Based

>>27060776
The Robinhood/Reddit mob are not investors. They’re gamblers. It’s a game. Under the guise of ‘sticking it to the man’ these folks are actually trying to make fast money without working for it. There’s nothing noble about being a pig. Taking a rabble of four or six million traders, hopped up on Internet chat, and throwing it against one security or asset to purposefully inflate its value is dangerous and irresponsible. It’s certainly not an ethical strike against boomers, market participants, brokers, investment funds or capitalism. But it is exploiting vulnerabilities in a system designed by people who never thought folks could be this stupid. Now we know.
What can go wrong?
Lots. Tons. The implications are large. Securities regulators are all over Reddit, Robinhood and the capital markets because what’s taking place sure smells like deliberate crowdfunding manipulation. The issue is simple: values purposefully detached from reality. This undermines market integrity where pricing is constantly scrutinized and adjusted (earnings reports, fundamental analysis, forward guidance, prospectuses, p/e ratios, macroeconomics, sector analysis – you know, the adult stuff). Yes, valuations get out of whack when investors make bets on the future, but this is new ground. This is inflation merely for the sake of creating notional wealth. Greed, personified. Turned into a video game.
The crowning achievement in this moronic, self-serving, narcissistic behavior is to cloak it in moral outrage. A whole bunch of people clearly think they’re victims, so it’s perfectly cool to slag their elders, victimize each other and screw up capital markets where most people’s family nesteggs, education funds and retirement bucks are housed. So they can be porcine.

Signed,

>t. Boomer
P.S. why don’t you get the fuck off of reddit and go mow the lawn

>>27113074
cope

>>27112167
This gave them some publicity, especially among gen x and millennials who some lived at GameStop or at least overnight for preorder party's back in the day.
They should re-evaluate their business model and I have sent them some of my ideas but who knows if they made it to the right people.

My idea? I'll share it here..... Be the GameStop, not just consoles and their stuff. Get into PC gaming, sell gaming chairs, VR, augmented reality. Look into a small section of high skill puzzles. I mean fucking be the showroom of all things Gaming. Company's will want to show their latest shit on your floors and more traffic, more sales.

>>27111894

>the fact that its actually a lot worse and these hedgies are literally the epitome of evil

Pro Tip: Look at Vaxart