/biz/ - Business & Finance

lol homer donut from the sneedsons

>>27064207
so uh, how do we get musk to tweet something about chainlink

>>27064496
"I use a chain to link my nipples"
-Elon

Dont know why I even work seeing how easy is it to just 5x and dump on retards that are 4hours late

>>27064207
where can i buy donut?

pump and dump
this shitcoin did the same year ago

>>27064207
https://twitter.com/ethereumJoseph/status/1354589623238930435

idk man

>>27064625
maybe we can just get him to say "I'm gay"
people should know what he means right

I sold. Made 200% profit. If you’re buying in now you’re literally retarded

>>27064661
uniswap bro

>>27064800
you say that but it's pumping again

>>27064207
Shit's like $4m marketcap. Greedy reddit fags will send it past $100m

>>27064800
4mil volume, 4 mil market cap. so retarded lol. I cant wait until u rope urself when this goes another 10x

>>27064800
200%? bro that's nothing

>>27064207
ATTENTION RETARDED FUCKING NEW FAGS. THIS IS WHATS KNOWN AS A LOW MARKET CAP COIN. ALL IT TAKES IS A 5 MILLION DOLLAR LIQUIDITY INJECTION TO DOUBLE. COMPARE THIS WITH DOGE WICH TAKES 1 BILLION USD PER CENT TO PUMP SINCE ITS MARKET CAP IS SO HUGE. IF YOU WANNA MANIPULATE SOMETHING THIS IS IT.

>>27065569
AGREED ANON

>>27065569
they need a tutorial on how to use metamask and uniswap i think

>>27065813
GOOD. FUCK NIGGERS

>>27065569
This.

>>27066083
https://www.reddit.com/r/AltStreetBets/comments/l81r3d/reddit_has_officially_announced_a_partnership/

we can pump this thread it has a guide in it. seems easy just upvote it...

>>27066415
Have my upboats sir.

>>27064207
kek I just made like .5 ETH swing trading this shit
God I love crypto bull markets

>>27065569

Fucking this, I put 20k into it at 0.03, i don't care!

>>27064404
Sneed

this gonna go to the fucking moon why would you sell now

>>27064207
Damn my hands were shaking at .04c and I held off buying, now it's at .05c. Too risky not gonna jump in now.

>>27064207
I can't even swap this shit
I get an error on etherscan and lose $5 in gas fees every time

I'm out lads.
got a tasty 3x out of this and might rebuy if it dumps, but the hype around this coin reeks of curry at the moment.

good luck to anyone still holding

>can't buy it on binance
>can't buy it on coinbase
>can't buy it on kraken
wtf is this shit
3 depots and everyone single one of them is worthless

>>27068975
set the slipping % to 2

why are all these bullshit meme coins mooning but actual real world shit like GRT and Link not doing anything

I mean doge is a joke. It has infinite supply...how can something with infinite supply even be valued?

Yeah im salty. Come at me nigger

>>27064207
>GME surges
>a new distraction is prompt to the front page
Like pottery

>>27069299
there is a guide in the thread

Holy shit it's over 8c
Guess I sold too early
I'll buy back in if there's another pullback. Too risky for me at the moment

I was gonna buy in like 3 hours ago and dump 4 hours later like I did with Doge but Kraken was down baka

>>27070239
yea i never thought. i sold a tfucking 4 cents thinking i made out like a bandit.

seriously I missed another one? fuck it I'm just putting everything back into bitcoin I'm only fundies from here on out

>>27070443
same kek

>>27064207
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE A FUCKING DONUT FROM THE FUCKING SIMPSONS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE YOU FUCKING RICH. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT.

Can we do rubic next? it actually has fucking utility

>>27064800
>>27064929
>>27065177
>>27065240
Fuck me this aged poorly

>>27068949
Buy a suicide bag, the momentum of this shit is ridiculous and just the kind of shit Reddit will unequivocally eat up wholesale.

where do you guys get second by second prices from shit that is on uniswap?

>>27072824
Coingecko updates every few minutes. Just refresh the page

>>27072824
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x718dd8b743ea19d71bdb4cb48bb984b73a65ce06

What platform do I use? Where do I buy my damn crypto?

Please I need something without bullshit "WAIT 11 DAYS TO TRANSFER" or "YOU CAN ONLY BUY THIS MANY"... I need to get in ASAP...

>>27073254
Open a coinbase account and link a debit card. Bank transfers take a few days, cards get instant deposits up to X amount. Not sure how long the KYC takes though since it's been years, then just send your ETH to Metamask and trade on uniswap

>>27072357
>fucking utility
Im in

>>27073254
>>27073566
I think binance has a fiat on-ramp now too.

>>27073254
LocalCryptos can help you. Look for someone near you to buy ETH from.

>>27073254
GO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha you fell for it

>>27069631
>Legion of retards who dont understand what they're buying besides NUMBER GO UP
>Most from reddit and retard dens like /pol/
>Throwing all their money at infinitely scaling memes because they all think they'll be equally rich
>Not even checking to see how much is owned by whales

>>27072480
If it falls back to 4c I'll buy in

>>27073774
if you bought when we told you, you're making a lot of money right now. you should still buy. still low mcap

>>27073254
Uniswap

>>27074048
Just doubled my bet. Cashed out. Get fucked.

$1 by next week. I'm buying back in at .05

test

bullish asf for defi

Just the warmup pump. Get ready for $1 this week guys. This is not a drill.

What's the best live tracker for price

>>27064207
I can't pass my ehtereum from binance to metamask, help.

>>27064207
Good luck competing with doge, pajeet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/l6c3kx/reddit_announces_partnership_with_the_ethereum/

ITT: A bunch of newfags learn how it feels to be rugpulled.

>>27074812
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x718dd8b743ea19d71bdb4cb48bb984b73a65ce06

Just bought this dip.

>>27074812
dextools or astrotools
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x718dd8b743ea19d71bdb4cb48bb984b73a65ce06

>>27075030
you're so dumb bro. it's low market cap, just put in 100 dollars and fuck off. no risk

>>27065569
HOW DO I BUY THIS SHIT?

The pump and dump is already over, you retards.

>>27075369
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x718dd8b743ea19d71bdb4cb48bb984b73a65ce06

>>27075436
haha thats hwta everybody said e few hours ago lol

cope

>>27073566
>>27073647
>>27073690
>>27074176
kys spoonfeeding nigger

This weekend is going to be nuts.

>>27075659
they're buying your bags fucking retard

>>27075659
The more newfags we teach the way of ethereum the better. Stay mad rudypoo

Buy the dip boys

>>27074103
Holding true to my word
Just bought 40k DONUT

>>27076237
my man!

Screencap?

Donut is a 2 years old shitcoin that's being pumped to lure in inexperienced crypto traders that will think it's "the new Doge"

to all newfags, better get use to uniswap, it's the way to go for shitcoins now. don't forget to note down your fucking seed phrase when you create a wallet on metamask and you should be ok.
gas fees are a bitch, but uni is the only game in town.

>>27076237
based

>>27075030
It won't be a rugpull, but a nation of newgag bagholders will be born today

>>27076435
- Retard Newfag Here -

So I use Metamask to buy Cryptocurrencies, and send them to uniswap to trade shitcoins?

>>27076539
Exactly why I bought in now. Plebbit will blow their GME profits on memes for sure. This is the best looking play right now. Money is money faggots I have no problem letting plebs bag hold.

how high is it gonna go? 25c, 50c, a dollar, even more?
or is it just gonna crash and burn
I got like 1400 so I'm hoping it moons like crazy and I can join one of you lucky few that won't have to work a day in their lives.

>>27076713
U dont need to send anything to uniswap, uniswap works with ur metamask as it is. Just buy crypto, send it to metamask wallet and trade in uniswap.

>>27074413
i hate this guy

RUG = PULLED HAHAHAHA
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT PUMPING DOGE PUSSY ASS REDDIT FAGGOTS

>>27076949
50c is likely, hoping for a dollar. I'm all profit now so IDC

>>27076949
>25c, 50c, a dollar, even more?

>>27076312
Here you go dude

>>27077052
a dip is not a rugpull newfag anon. a rugpull is a very specific thing unrelated to the price movement. reddit would need to rugpull you. faggot

SNEED

>>27077052
Tokenomics faggot pay attention

OH NO NO OH NO NO NO

so many cherries are going to be busted on this
>it's only $100 i don't care if I lose

this keeps the lights on in bangalore

this is going straight to $0.01 eod. I wonder how the 250 eth buyer feels.

I CANT FUCKING BUY EVEN $300 WORTH OF DONUT BECAUSE IT KEEPS SAYING I DONT HAVE ENOUGH FOR GAS FEES WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!! ETH IS SO GARBAGE

>got out with a huge profit and called the dip
one of the few times i have ever been fucking right

>>27077326
>>27077276
Cope, seethe, dilate.
Thanks for buying my village a new well suckers

>>27077926
anon i bought at .015, ive long since sold my profit.

Oh no I am financially ruined!

>>27077603
I dont know but 40 of his eth went to me. My sell for 18 executed for 40 :)

>>27078111
i tried to execute above 15 with like 160 gas and it failed -___- thankfully i got out at 8 cents kek

https://medium.com/@defichad/donut-token-84d8585bd4c2


bullish article!

If you're not convinced then this will do the trick!

easiest hodl of the year and this will go to0.50c easy when normies get in on this. This pamp was just the first of many, believe you me

>>27077603
Already pumping again

buy dips

the only reason im putting money into this one is because it has a memeable enough name. need redditards to get wind of le epic donutcoin somehow

>>27077926
>*dip starts to get eaten*
Your welcome? Glad you took profits anon, always smart. Imho late to the party so I'm going to ride the weekend out. Do you not realize the paradigm has changed? Do you realize how many new normie eyes are on crypto right now because stonks kikes are jewing them? How many new "investors" gamestonkgate has created? Please tell me why they aren't going to take the weekend in order to figure out uniswap and buy some meme donuts. Also please explain how a plebbit governance token is rugpull? Those niggers are just as shocked as you are this is happening. Doesn't mean you can't analyze the situation for profit. If this was any token not linked to reddit gme craze I wouldn't be buying into a green candle. FOMO on this will be legendary.

>>27077749

have fun staying poor

So there’s basically no reason to believe that this is THE official Reddit token and so all the action is meme based?

>>27079014
I bought the dip and made a mediocre stack of 9700

>>27079206
you are too stupid to save if you even THINK of buyng this shit

>>27078589
>>27079014
dead cat bounce idiots. enjoy your capitulation shills

>>27079206
It's pure speculation that this will be the Reddit coin

WHY CANT I POST FUCKING IMAGES TO BIZ LADEDA IP RANGE BAN OK BUT I CAN POST TEXT SO WHY NO IMAGE FILE AND I CAN POST FINE ON OTHER BOARDS WITH IMAGES ITS LITERALLY JUST BIZ WHEN I TRY TO POST AN IMAGE IT WONT LET ME FUCK OFF FUCK OFF I THINK THIS DONUT IS FAKE THE LOGO LOOKS DIFFERENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27079130
you're retarded i'm staying far the fuck away from eth with these retarded fees i'll make my money elsewhere

>>27079738
your new is showing

>>27072824
https://chartex.pro

>>27077269
retard thats 40567.4 not 40k

>>27079206
>>27079550
Other subs have their own tokens.
Why would Reddit go with just the r/ethtrader one?
"Donut" doesn't even represent Reddit brand.
Best luck to all though with this. I missed the massive pump and it's... sad but ... happens all the time.

>>27076961
>just bought eth on coinbase
>"please wait 6 days to transfer to other sites"
fug

seriously lads get shilling,
it's mega easy to get this to 1$,
we just need to invade reddit, twitter etc.

this will be the next Reddit coin and therefore the best coin out there :)

YES I COM EFROM REDDIT U MAD??

Anyone having trouble buying YOU ARE BEING SAVED AND DONT EVEN KNOW IT

THESE COINS ARE ALL DROPPING LIKE DEAD WEIGHT THIS IS A SCAM

>>27081507
dropping upwards lol

>>27081507

droping in the upward direction moron, enjoy being poor.

>>27081492

get on reddit and shill the fuck out of it then, do your duty.

Why doesn't 4chan make a coin?

where do you even trade it

>>27081976
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x718dd8b743ea19d71bdb4cb48bb984b73a65ce06

>>27082122
another fucking esoteric platform you have to put together

this shit is getting like skyrim modding

>>27081934
They have before and they were all scams. The good folk over at reddit would never scam the people. Im not selling my donuts bronuts until $1.

Will this ever get to $0.5?

>>27064207
just another worthless shitcoin that'll pump and dump
i'd tell you retards to stop wasting your money but its free entertainment

>>27082337
likely

its pumping again bet some of you didnt buy the dip, you guys dont ever fucking learn.

>>27079738
hahahahhahahahaa want some preparation h for that butthurt you fucking loser

>>27082337
Rigel will get to 2k before this lolcoin gets to .3 lmao. old whales will dump hard on doge and donut

I bought 47000 DONUTs thinking it was the Reddit coin

Then I panicked when I realized it was all just bullshit speculation. Managed to not have a heart attack on the dip.

Then I sold when I made like $100 profit. Barely had enough ETH to cover the fee. Fuck this bullshit bubble there is NO association with Reddit for this coin

newfriend here, should I invest half my savings into this?

>>27082530
Lmao, the Ethereum cofounder confirmed that there is. Stay poor.

>>27082530
>there is NO association with Reddit for this coin
That's where you are wrong

>>27082530
ASK THE PUMP

>>27082569
Go 25% and you will have no regrets.

>>27082611
>>27082615
Literally no he didn’t

>>27082530
what a morron

>>27081890
.09 to .06 and downwards let me ask WHAT PART OF UPWARDS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

>>27082723
nice photoshop

Moons better come next

>>27082793
zoom out moron,
it's hitting 50c this weekend,
if you're not holding and shilling, FUCK OFF.

>All I have is ETH
>ETH is at ATH
>meme coin is at 5million market cap
So... why DONUT?

rug pulled

>>27083079
cheap price, low mc. memecoin whats not to understand

>>27082971
No. You’re ruining crypto

>>27083209
UNLIKE GME YOU CANNOT SHORT DONUT. ONLY WAY IS THAT NUMBER GOES UP

If I sell right now I'll make 5x, it would be the first time I made money on crypto. What should I do?

how do I buy this shit im all in

BUY THE DIP GUYS GUYS GUYS THE DIP THE DIP

>>27082723
>”DONUTs are not driven nor developed by Reddit”

>>27083178
nice dip you mean, i'm loading up!

IT WAS ONLY A DIP
>IT WAS ONLY A DIP

>>27083365
hold retard

We're rebounding now. Quick as fuck too.

>>27083365
check again

you bought donut instead of rigel lmao

>tried to buy the dip but my transaction is STILL pending
REEEEEEEEEE

6mil link whale SOLD !

OH NONONONONOONO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

ahahahahhahahahahah death to bears
keep shilling fucko's, not nearly enough support from redditors yet

>>27082438
>up 5x already in the span of 24hr without paying retarded transaction fees
yeah alright whatever you say faggot

>>27083662
Check again. Look how quickly it's rebounding kek.

Not a rugpull just offloading whale.

kek what a wild ride.

>>27064685
yeah no shit retard lmfao where have you been the last few days

WHAT A REBOUND, I legit thought it was over when I saw the red dildo

>>27083750
these people are so dumb

WE ARE BACK BABY!!

why am I such a degenerate fucking gambler?

>transfer pending for 2 hours
I didnt have enough for gas bros...

>>27083856
holy shit me too man im not sure if Im cut out for this shit.
what a rebound. whta the fuck is happening

Shit I won't even be able to sell because I have no ETH for gas. I hate this

BASED WHALE
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BACK IN

>>27083180
Hmm... I usually use Kraken, but they're still fucking seizing from retards boying doge.

yea, i'm thinking we're back sirs

WHAT THE FUCK

JUST QUADRUPLED MY WHOLE STACK AGAIN HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA

>>27083944
Holy shit the whales stack got eaten fucking immediately, people are turning piranhas for donuts.

BUYANdhODL

where can I even buy alt coins/crypto hence doge and donut I live in NYC and Binance.US is not the go to place because it does not have region support for NYC

NONE OF MY BUYS WENT THROUGH FUUUCKKKKKKK
WHY IS UNISWAP SO TRASH

you hopeless cumguzzlers do realize that this is literal social credit crypto?

GUIS is 5k donut enough to MAKE IT

>>27084261
LINE GO UP

>Literally not a SINGLE real indication this will ever be used as the Reddit coin
Hope you guys time your dumps well. You’d have to a complete fucking moron to hold this

Do I buy now or nah? Please answer

>>27083310
Now at two cents. funny no one seems to know what “up” means

>>27084023
does Binance work to buy DONUTS?

>>27084443
buy boyo, we are only getting started.

>>27083365
Why ruin a losing streak? That’s not the /biz/ way

>>27084496
And when do I dump?

GET FUCKED DEGEN GAMBLERS

>>27084209
HIGHER SLIPPAGE

>>27084261
DONT CARE

>>27084443
IDK MAN ITS VOLATILE

>>27084591
IDK MAN

im ruined

>>27084443
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS FUCKING PUMPING

>>27084460
0.04c

This is fun, I love shitcoins like this that just do random shit

I'm trying to buy $14 of this shit, I have $35 worth of eth in my wallet and yet it keeps saying I don't have enough to cover mining fees

What the fuck is up with that? The mining fee to change 0.0001 eth is currently $25. Why is the mining fee so fucking high?

>>27084733
>PUMPING
*DUMPING
FTFY

>>27064207
DARK DONUT
DARK DONUT

Holders still going up...

>>27084874

>Mining fee...

Anon I think you mean gas..

>>27084874
welcome to defi. you have to be rich to play

i hope you all know that this is highly volatile and that you can easily lose what you put in

when you win, someone else loses

>i'm up 5k usd from this

sorry bros

It's over. Ended up with less than 4x, still proud of myself.

>dead cat bounce
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

>>27085059
Sell that shit

>>27085122
Yep, everyone out

>>27085043
OMFG I HOW I HAVE DREAMT OF THIS MOMENT

poorfags absolutely SEETHING
hope you retail queers enjoy being priced out of EVERYTHING that's worth a shit in this market

>>27085122
Wrong. Keep going the whales are gone, still low market cap plus reddit advertising

>down to 04 again
Fools. This is just long-term gains for me. Get out and stay out.

start shilling on twitter again boys

TG yet?

>>27085363
Feel bad for you anon. Someone has to be left holding the donuts. F.

chart looks bullish

>>27085363
>>27085441
>>27085459
>>27085701
>>27085827
how organic

>>27085925
suck on these organic nuts

50c in a week, screencap this. only a 4mil marketcap right now

damn these gas fees crazy, cant even put my 0.0495 eth into donut

It's gonna pamp again lads! get ready!

It's being talked about, which means you're too late anons :/
Better luck next time

https://www.reddit.com/r/AltStreetBets/comments/l875ow/watch_out_for_donut_4chan_meme_coin/

>>27086431
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AltStreetBets/comments/l875ow/watch_out_for_donut_4chan_meme_coin/
lol post has been removed by moderators!

BULLISH!

How do I move funds from Binance to Uniswap through MetaMask?

>>27086832
holy shit it really is their coin

>>27086897
once it's on metamask you're done, uni connects right to your wallet address

>>27086897
just send eth to metamask wallet and you dont need to send it to uniswap. You can just link uniswap with ur metamask and buy directly from wallet.

jesus christ can't believe retards actually pumped this gonna have to get ready for the next one

>>27086897
Set up a metamask wallet, then go to binance and withdraw ETH to your metamask address. Metamask checks uniswap and others to find the best rate all within the extension.

x10 just 50 mio mcap from here its nothing

with the announcement tomorrow people will gobble this up like crazy

february
donut
binance

the dump bobos predicted since 15k broke us down from 34 to 32k
rofl
don’t run for this shit be a smart dude
now greatest conditions is staking, high-liquidity services, NFT and multi-level pools
that’s why join modern poolz, you will like it lmao

Just got 15000 at .04 Let's go!!!

>>27087203
What announcement, DONUT is only used on one subreddit

Im all for gambling on shitcoins so I bought 10k, but in what fucking world would normalfags like reddit use uniswap?

>>27064207
Chinks

>>27087309

reddit is rolling out a crypto onto fortniteBR and crytocurrency subreddit

it might not be donut though and IDK when its rolled out

it might even be a different crypto for each subreddit....

>>27072357
Please give me time to stack up only at 2.7k I'm waiting for my $ from AMC to go deep

>>27087641
yeah they're prolly not gonna use a different cryypto for every subreddit. thats ridiculous

>>27087319
the idea is reddit will using a system called "community points" that will use DONUTS on the ETH blockchain

>>27072357
Has anyone ever actually bought a cryptocurrency for its 'utility'?

>>27064731
these eth cringelord faggots with .eth in their name need the rope.

>>27087841
I think that is their plan.

>>27065569
Best exchange for exotic coins ? Just have a coinbase acct

>>27087841

They said that each community can vote to change their crypto (e.g. hand out more for upvoted posts and stuff)

You cant have a universal crypto for that - subs like WSB will totally game it and just pump and dump and ruin it for the other subreddits

So how do I connect Binance to Metamask?

>>27084209
Should have used rubic.exchange

>>27087841
only the big ones like Fortnite and Cryptocurrency get their own Token. These Tokens are developed by Reddit and the Tokeneconomics suck. They are basically only worthless points.

Donut on the other hand was developed by r/ethtrader devs in cooperation with reddit. Donut will be used for all Subreddits that are too small to have their own Token (Millions).

>>27084209
consider yourself lucky, dont buy into this
or do and learn a lesson

>>27064731
At this point it wouldn't hurt to throw money you would be okay with losing at this shitcoin, he has made other posts on twitter about donuts. This is 100% a gamble.

yolo

>>27088257
DONUT was developed by the Community. Reddit native Tokens like MOON, Brick and WBS will have shitty Tokeneconomics and be very centralized.

>>27088522
Based anon, do it.

>>27088522
can you buy me a tesla if this moons anon

>>27088277
>copy metamask address
>go to binance
>withdraw ETH
>paste in metamask address
wala

>>27088638
>>27088664

expecting to lose everything, if I make it I'll buy us three lambos.

check my address 0xcF19Cdf3fceb7C670f55A897031fe5a66DCe7946

>>27088522
And here i was hoping to make just 15k after it moons

>>27088362
If that's real this isn't even a meme pump then.

Is this a decent app to buy this shit on? I know fucking nothing about crypto and just wanna hop on this train as early as possible

>>27088522
Jesus christ, you will either be a genius or a retard. We will find out soon enough.

>>27088522
>bandicam

I bough a bag. How high this can moon?

>>27088522
we can literally see that you don't have that much eth in your wallet bro

>>27064207
can't wait to sell at the top and buy more rubic

Last thread got archived before I could post, but to the guy who asked when to sell..

>>27087553
Aim for profits, of course. But don't be greedy is the best advice. If you know how--TA actually works really well on low marketcap coins since they aren't as heavily manipulated by bots, but anything can happen. Also going long will fuck you 99% on UniSwap/decentralized exchange (DEX) coins. The only way a project can be sustainable is if it has a very active team that strives to get on centralized exchanges (CEX) like Binance, Bittrex, etc. But it costs like $100K+ and an act of God to get a listing on one of those.

tl;dr don't be greedy/take profits at good margin. And if in the red, pick however much percent you are willing to lose and just sell it--pick whatever price you think the low is and go lower. Prices can always be lower in crypto..by a lot. By a -99% lot. It happened to a majority of the coins back in the last crypto cycle in 2017 and will happen again.

>>27088793
It's not on there yet. It's only on uniswap right now. Once it hits major exchanges it will 10-100x.

>>27088901
nvm im retarded

are you fuckers memeing about this Reddit integration shit or not because if not this will sky rocket

>>27088871
0.25 by sunday is not unrealistic

>>27088901
I didnt want to make it look like i was selling, and i didn't want it to seem i shopped everything, so i included my metamask wallet+uniswap view. i don't know why it said i have 15 eth.

>>27089034
The cofounder of eth confirmed it. Lurk replies on twitter.

>>27088871
expecting $1 this weekend

>>27089034
its true lol im pumping all my eth into donuts

>>27074332
Doge?

>>27089182
that's pretty optimistic

>>27088938
based

>DONUT isn't on RH
fuck

>>27089034
It's all speculation, but DONUT was the first coin made in collaboration with Reddit for the ethtrader subreddit, if anyone says it's confirmed they only want you to buy their bags.

>>27089172
>>27089194
give some link please, faggot

>>27088955
Okay I downloaded uniswap, how the fuck do i put money on this thing?
Sorry for being a retard bros, I'm not a /biz/ native but at least im not a redditor

>>27089362
kek

>>27089323

Honestly fuck them either way,

This is now OUR coin, and Redditniggers paid for it's creation

>>27088901
OH SHIT ITS WORTH 15 ETH NOW.

I am financially ruined

POOOOMOMMMMMPPPP ITITTTTTTT

>>27089362
christ, phone or pc?

>>27089705
Either works kek, unidex app downloaded on phone, currently getting coinbase because I think thats what I have to do???

>>27089261
(assuming we put together an easy way for normies to jump on the uniswap train)

>>27089362
Install Metamask (browser extension) and create wallet. Send Ethereum from to your Metamask wallet. Now you can swap with uniswap and other defis within the extension. You do not need to download uniswap.

>>27089811
you dont need unidex, you need metamask as your eth wallet, sure buy eth on coinbase and send to your eth address in metamask, metamask will have a browser in it like chrome that you can use to access uniswap
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap

you can buy etc using your credit card on myetherwallet btw, avoiding cuckbase altogether.

dam this is crazy, reddit posts all being deleted

>>27089941
these retards barely know how to buy it

>>27088522

haha i'm with you bro same stack let's get it

>>27068585
How the fuck do people spy on other peoples wallets?

>>27090142
Why?

>>27089362
You don't download uniswap. see this thread
>>27083899

>>27090149
This is the best possible thing for crptyo. Welcome these newnigs with open arms, for they are our vacation homes of the future.

IF I HAVE A COINBASE WALLET WHAT PLATFORM CAN I USE TO TRADE CRYOTO SHITCOINS ASAP?

IF I HAVE A COINBASE WALLET WHAT PLATFORM CAN I USE TO TRADE CRYOTO SHITCOINS ASAP?

IF I HAVE A COINBASE WALLET WHAT PLATFORM CAN I USE TO TRADE CRYOTO SHITCOINS ASAP?

>>27090142

nice so it is our coin now, it's at least better than that godawful doge meme, what a shit joke

but this can be our sneed coin

tempted to buy more or just be happy with my measily 150 pound poorfag profit. worth buying more to hold over the weekend? I only have around 800 pounds to my name so cannot invest much.

>>27090397
see >>7083899

we're gonna go high boys! hodl strong! going to bed!

>>27090397
Connect wallet with uniswap suing QR code

>>27090397
Get metamask for your browser, send ETH to it, use Uniswap. youtube will show you how.

>>27090397
Use uniswap to buy donut.

>>27090041
>>27089996
Alright I got coinbase and metamask, But how come I dont need unidex?
I cant find donut on either metamask or coinbase?

do I wait for a dip to load up some more?

>>27090149
>install metamask plugin
>create metamask wallet
>go to myetherwallet
>login with metamask
>buy eth using credit / debit card
>go to uniswap
>search for token
>add from coingecko
>select token
>select eth
>go to settings set slippage to 5%
>confirm swap
>set gas to 100 gwei
>confirm transaction
>???
>profit
yeah we are basically fucked

>>27090763
nvm am retard

keep shilling boys, our time has come.

>>27090857

nigger this coin can reach 1 dollar so damn easy, everything now could be considered a dip

>>27090888
make sure you have the correct coin
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xc0f9bd5fa5698b6505f643900ffa515ea5df54a9

Will this ever come to other apps like RH or binance?

>>27091062
fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>27091062
maybe but figuring this out early is the work you put in to get ahead of stupid normies

>>27091062
Probably binance. CZ doesnt want to miss out on these juicy volume fees.

>>27090980
okay and i've heard doge would be the new btc

>>27091235

so what? for doge to just double your investment it needs double the current volume which is fucking insane much, donut has such a low market cap, even when loosing it really can't go down that low that you would be left with zero, but you can easily jis 5x the current price with just a tiny fraction of investors

>hey guys, this shit is going to moon I promise
requires a fucking tutorial just to acquire fucking any
Someone is getting rich on this, but it sure as shit ain't you

>>27091186
>>27091156
>>27091042

alright almost done, thanks for the help bros.

So I bought the eth and its in me metamask wallet, now I just go to uniswap and swap it for donut? Is that it?

>>27091871
Yes

>>27091820
are you handicapped?
you literally transfer eth to a metamask wallet and swap,
it took me 10 minutes this morning it's easier then opening a fucking binance account.

>>27091820

It's not rocket science you fuck. 90% of /biz knows how to acquire this

>>27091820
To get in early on projects you have to watch some Youtube videos about metamask. Boo hoo.

>>27091999
>>27091960
>>27091938
Cope, enjoy being poor trying to chase trends