/biz/ - Business & Finance

:)

How is the squeeze going to impact the market at large?

bfarf

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

Oh vey goyim.
Let us just trim GME a little bit in the after hours :\/)

Gonna be a LONG fucking weekend

Up 13% today, good day.

opening 500 monday

VXX calls and GME, very comfy

>>27071701
It'll crash fully and we can buy the dip again.

>>27070232
If the raid on the capitol didn't incite a civil war, then nothing will. A bunch of loyalist dumbasses storming and occupying the site of our founding father's history inciting terrorist acts? That shit would have never flown in the old OLD days

I don't understand, the market is closed and now it's going down

When is it going to go up?

Can someone explain more?

I'm not investing I'm just watching all of this

CANT STOP
WONT STOP
GAMESTOP!!

How'd you do guys? Crack open a bang's and tell me.

Feels good to beat inflation (I didn't put money in speculative stuff today)

We did it

>bought BB @ 19 on Monday
>bought NOK @ 6 on Tuesday
>currently bag holding both PRAYING for some uptick

What am I looking at here? Can someone explain?

>>27071539
SELL EVERYTHING OR ELSE /biz/

>>27071539
Sold high but missed some crucial dips because of missed buy limits so I'm not really holding many meme stocks over the weekend.

see you monday to buy our private jets, guys.

>GME closes over 320
>AMC closes over 13
>both dropping in AH

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>listen here nigga, I can’t afford no mutter fuckin’ Jordan’s becuz we ain’t get our fuckin’ SSI and ur fuckin’ daddy ain’t no where so here dis GameStop shit

>SHEEEEEEIT we getting porkrines now!

>>27071539
>hedgie are you ok?
>hedgie are you ok?
>hedgie are you ok?

>hedgie are you ok?

>>27071701
I’m honestly hoping for a crash. I was reading on Barron’s one analyst thinks bubble could get as bad as -70% for some stocks. I’m pretty liquid right now so I’ll pick up cheapies

>>27071701
If it spikes high enough it could take out entire banks and cause a 2008-tier crash or worse.
In other words, good times.

wtfwt

>>27071752
down 15 because of my shits but GME keeping me afloat.

Oh here's the real thred!
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down .21% today, hilariously almost flatty! Apologia for not posting yesterday, my work's wifi AND my phone LTE are rangebanned. Really, really excited to see what happens over the weekend, reminder to funnel profits into scarcity assets!
This week we're going to the Romano's in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, where many of you are going with your well-earned profits! Doesn't quite make as much sense as honolulu but whatev

>>27071911
After hours doesn't real

>>27071831
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/after-hours-trading-am-i-able-to-trade-at-this-time/

Was rolls royce even shilled anywhere outside of here?

>>27071846
Down .5% but I bought nothing and just holding NOK.

NE
VER
SELL
ING

>>27071701
This is gonna get weird. Every normie millennial is buying GME and nothing but GME. We could do GME 5000 and everything else goes down by 75% lol not sure how deep this rabbit hole goes.

>>27071752
Stop posting anime grils. I already jack off too much

>TQQQ
How does 60 sound?

>>27072030
>Apologia for not posting yesterday
You weren't missed pal

>>27071831
tl;dr hedge funds can trade when the market closes

DFV SOLD
>DFV SOLD
DFV SOLD
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DFV SOLD
>DFV SOLD
DFV SOLD
>DFV SOLD
DFV SOLD
>DFV SOLD
DFV SOLD
>DFV SOLD
DFV SOLD
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DFV SOLD
>DFV SOLD
DFV SOLD
>DFV SOLD

Who /still in the green/ here?
Where you @

REDDIT CRASHED
REDDIT CRASHED
REDDIT CRASHED

>>27071752
thank you for blend-ASS

>>27071539
So are the hedgies gonna kill themselves now?

I bought the dip on LRCX. There's no way it can keep going down, r-right?

>AH
man who could have guessed the weekend would be bad for a momentum play, im shocked

kek hedgies are going to be working all weekend trying to figure out how to settle their shorts

they won't let you win

>>27071729
>BUY ROLLS ROYCE
It is undervalued, yes. Target price is $3.33

Which apps to use now that Robinhood is growing their list of limit-1 shares?

I have positions in AAL + DAL

Are you ready for the travel rebound?

>>27071701
liquidity crunch in stock market clearing houses. they dont have enough money to cover the entire stock market AND GME at the same time

>>27071930
N

Fuck that was awesome, that was as exciting as that $10 Friday last year, except this time x32 kek

>>27072075
$RR is a long play with solid post covid fundamentals

>>27071701
there is no squeeze, they're getting out and leaving a million retards with lead bags AHAHAHAHAHA

>>27072191
ITS ALL BULLSHIT. LOOK AT THE VOLUME

I should have sold at 400. Come Monday I'll be holding bags

>>27072306
WeBull or ETrade

>>27072193
posted two minutes ago an image of his hodl

>>27072207
+4% today
+47% this week
unfortunately I'm a GMElet who sold at 33 and didn't FOMO back in until $100 where I only bought a little

>>27072362
i remember that anon, a hell of a fight that was. this is insane that we've come all this way

Buy the RYCEY.........
Pay the PRYCEY................

>>27072193
Nice try faggot

They're gonna rape GME all weekend long aren't they?

>>27072193
Fake news.

>sqqq
>tqqq
>qqq
>spy
Which one would be a good call for an etf to throw money in while clown world continues?

>>27072191
Just another little thing they have over us

>>27072311
wouldnt mind positioning my dick in her

I want to have fun with stocks but Robin Hood, Webull, and Fidelity say I have to wait until the let me! How can they do that?

>>27071729
already did fren

I am masturbating furiously right now! I came 10 minutes ago but I just, keep, tugging

why does "JEW" sound so much more disgusting than "KIKE"?

>>27071701
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>>27071930
Wonder how many shares he had

I like prime numbers so I bought 11 of GME just for the memes

>>27071701
It's going to get really weird, this is not a conflict between rival firms, it's not like they can negotiate with a mass of internet shitposters. There is no one on the other end to talk to.

>Why yes I am holding BB and NOK how did you know

>thanks to plebbit, the SEC will start regulating options more
feels bad man

>IF HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN

>>27072533
I bought RR in Bongland and in it for the long term

Held it a few months ago and made crazy amounts on the 3x granitshares so I'm comfy holding standard RR now long term

What's the point of diversifying portfolio? When I did it in past, I wasn't able to research what exactly I'm investing in and I wasn't able to track news related to all my stocks or react in time.
Right now I hold my money in max 2 stocks. I basically don't put money in something if I don't truly believe in it now. Anyone else has similar approach?

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN I THOUGHT THEIR OPTIONS EXPIRED ITM SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME???

>>27072422
I mean you won’t know for certain until Monday but this is normal. Everyone here keeps forgetting there are many hedge funds buying GME for a quick buck too. Wallstreetbets vs Wall Street isn’t an accurate description of what’s happening at all

>>27071946
>B-b-Barron’s s-said
kys

I had no problems with T212 to be fair to them, the fucks were awful yesterday - but had no problem with me ordering another 22 shares with three minutes to go.
Still suspicious of their tricks, but we're going to make it anons.

>>27072566
>>27072576
>>27072193
Unironically why doesn't he just sell, though? Holier than thou "for the cause" or does he just have enough money as it is? Maybe I'm too much an emotional retard but I'd shit myself if I saw that cash.

>>27072566
He sold nothing
Holy fuck

WE'RE IN THE NEWS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

>>27072743
Tell me they're going to go up...

https://archive.vn/yiMY4
Real headlines in 2021.

>>27071539

>>27072185
Go back, you cock tasting nigger.

>>27072876
kek i saw that on the shitter earlier

>>27072851
greed
he held for a year and a half
he can hold for a couple more days

>>27072122
No

How many new traders and weak hands will sell the meme stocks on Monday?
All momentum will be lost after the weekend

>>27071869
Breathe in, breathe out. HODL MOTHERFUCKER. You only lose if you sell at a loss.

>>27072772
now the longs execute their options before monday

>>27072851
The numbers can still grow exponentially

>>27072163
Would go all in

Can someone please explain to me how BB should be valued anything greater than 10B dollars?

Their market cap is reflective of the money they make from their services.

I think they get $4 / car that QNX is on
and IVY I read they would get like $10 per car.
thats fucking nothing.

Besides that, they offer Cylance, which has its competition.

All in all, I feel like this BB pump is banking on the speculation that some sort of paradigm shift will happen and that it will rule in their favor.

Right now they dont even make that much money and, and there is only schizophrenic rumors that somehow this will all come together as a money making machine.

>>27071876

>>27072772
Maybe its till a certain time? Like how you can trade SPY 30 minutes after the bell?

I set a limit sell for $2500 for 90 days that can go off after-hours
Did I do good, or should I cancel it?

>>27072624
Everyone can trade when the market closes

>>27072757
based leddit

>>27072624
You can technically do it too if you know who is buying or selling. It’s just hedge funds have the resources to do so and you probably won’t.

>>27072801
>major hedge funds battling each other and retail investors won’t have any impact on the market at all trust me you guise
You’re an idiot if you think things will be business as usual once this event concludes

>>27071876
An inbred hedgekike trying to distract with the most ridiculous disinfo I've ever seen.

>>27072902
they will eventually but for now we misplayed the short term

>>27072851
If he sells, millions of Redditors sell at once and normies who trusted the plan and bought 1 share with all their disposable income $ROPE.

guys, look at gme volume surge and orders in the last minutes; an angel whales kept it at $330 and fucked up shorters.

So anyone else see that blip earlier?
on my lunch break.

>>27072851
He wants everyone to hold and fuck over Wall Street. The idealism is admirable but the fags here will make him a basedjak or something.

>>27072193
Nice try kike

>>27071846
I got fucked today and not in a good way

>>27071711
>still down 30% from my buy in price.
Should I buy 1000 more shares or what?

>>27072851
I believe he's a billionaire? I read that somewhere but not sure.

>>27072711
10.

https://news.yahoo.com/texas-5th-grader-cashes-gamestop-011142723.html?ncid=facebook_yahoomainf_js3jgx0vd5k&fbclid=IwAR0Tt8NCC98IsSMdW7O8BLHXswkRmxDLCddL4YZhL-dS4guV8U4JWqpA3l0

So what are the odds I’ll actually be able to withdraw money out of robinhood to my bank next week? Kinda writing off that money

>>27072876
>we
Didn't realise I was on reddit.com

>>27072876

>>27073142
Def Elon

>>27071930
>kwanzaa
A thing that doesn't exist and that nobody "celebrates". I believe this story for sure.

>>27072772
They closed two days ago. It was a bunch of autists beting against themselves and now that there is no goal to shoot for they'll be a huge sell off Monday when they realize that nothing is happening.

>>27072772
Options aren't typically executed till 5:30pm est

>>27073032
BB gets mixed into these meme stock "short sell" craze, but for me I see it more as a long game.
BB has always been ahead of the curve when it comes to cyber security posture. In addition they are moving towards more involvement in the EV sector but offering operating systems for EV vehicles. In addition they have a multi-year partnership with fucking Amazon. So for me, I just see BB doubling over the next 3-5 years.

>>27073117
At least 5k buddy, mines at 10k though

>>27072767
What two?

If you don't reply your mother will die in her sleep faggot

>>27072767
90% in a total market index. 5% in small cap index, 5% in your memes. Everytime you cash in your meme stocks 90% of the profit should go in the the total market index and small cap index.

>>27072709

>>27073131
>the markets gonna crash guys! its really happening this time!
kys

>>27071846
pouring out a drink and then *finally* taking a shower. feels good man

>>27072163
Fucking delicious is how. Please ratto, gib tqqq tendies!

>>27072876
>Reddit being blamed
>Been shilled here since last summer

>>27073369
But I thought if they made it too high and they go bankrupt they wouldnt have to actually pay?

QTCOM.HE and holding SPY 10x bear shares made my day :3

>>27073117
Leave it, you're doing great. Fuck those kikes.

>>27073032
>Can someone please explain to me how BB should be valued anything greater than 10B dollars?
Anon, please.... Show me ONE (1) company with a "correct" valuation

>>27073149
>>27073218
>>27073140
>>27072950
besides "greed", there is also a much more pragmatic reason: he has a financial advisor and lawyer guiding him how to pull out
he did cash out a couple million already

Why is AMD on the robinhood kill list of stocks to limit buying?

>>27073270
kek

>>27072958
SIT ON MY FACE NOW!

>>27073149
it is pretty based

>>27072185
Fuck OFF redditfag

>>27073142
based, the close at 328.24 alone is brutal for hedgies

What are good index funds/tickers for trading212 ISA in the UK?

>>27072726
>there is no one on the other end to talk to
Actually, there's congress and the SEC and all the machinery behind the brokers. They own all of this. They just have to shut it down, even partially, long enough for the hype to die down, then the goldfish will forget and they will pocket insane profits as this goes back down to $20. A weekend with no trading activity is the perfect hype killer. This will be $100 Monday, nearly all the bag holders will sell and tank it to $50, then it will slowly drift down to $10-$20 range over a few days. And when this is all done, congress will probably pass laws so they can sue or tax anyone who managed to make a little bit of profit.

I got margin called yesterday because of a software glitch. This is just a reminder to call your broker before killing yourself, especially if you know something is off.

>>27073368
you are right but based on their current sales alone they are undervalued by 10 or so

>>27073132
Make an account on ortex and see for yourself

>>27073337
>itll happen Friday just watch

>itll happen by noon just watch

>itll happen by close just watch

>itll happen by 5:30 just watch

>itll happen by monday just watch

>>27073514
Ok

SHORT LADDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>27073487
Their stock price was ryzen too fast.

YOU DOOMBULL IDIOTS ARE CRASHING THE ENTIRE MARKET STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>27073430
you realize that tucker carlson already sent every boomer with a self-managed 401k hunting for shorted stocks, right? and that fox news plays constant ads shilling silver? soo much money is gonna change hands in the next weeks, the best way to win is to not lose money.

>>27073270
damn it, we should have COOLED IT WITH THE ANTISEMITISM but we failed that yet again
only a matter of time until the brick /smg/

>>27073626
P much this, if you don't get out at open monday when it inevitably spikes for the last time you're dumb and probably christian

>>27072923
>>27073543
i don't browse reddit but if you think people associate what has happened with anybody other than reddit dot com slash wallstreetbets you're mental

>>27073675
Should've bought puts

>>27072767
>What's the point of diversifying portfolio?

In my experience having a small percentage in risky meme stocks keeps you from making dangerous impulsive decisions with the rest of your portfolio.

>>27073675
if a bunch of idiots from the internet can break it this easily they deserve it

>>27073117
my broker (Belgium) doesn't allow for after hours. I feel scammed.

>>27073399
Boomer garbage.

>Melvin Capital has reported all GameStop ($GME) short positions have been closed as of 1/29.
Lmao y’all are fucked bag holders

>>27073646
Damn it
Now I’m lonely and horny and an incel

>>27072509
>mfw I sold 2000 shares at $17 because I doubled my money.
Life is pain

>>27072207
Line really went down but thankfully srne saved my faggot ass and I ended the day with a 20 dollar profit

Only caught wind of this GameStop shit an hour ago, am I too late?
I just want to make it, bros

https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/you-dad-redditor-shares-heartbreaking-reason-destroying-short-sellers-wsb-raids

Imagine actually selling your GME when occupy gamestop is literally every single Americans favorite TV show right now

>>27073602
Just deposit the $38

>>27073675
good thing I diversified entirely into GME

>>27072950
I'd argue the exact opposite: he trimmed >10m already, he doesn't need to care about the rest whatsoever.

>>27073560
>index funds
what are you, fucking 90?

>>27073397
Whatever I think will grow today or will be easy to daytrade on (huge volume, crabbing mostly, dipped for long time with a chance for recovery soon - this one reduces risk)

>>27073399
I don't like indexes, harder to play on them. On Palantir today I made +6% despite it being down 1,2% just by scalping.
I'll think about looking for some small caps though, this might be good exception, in case one of those is 10 bagger

>>27073368
>over the next 3-5 years.
Who's got time to wait 3-5 years for a measly 100%

>>27073117
good job.

Can someone give me TA on this stonk

What's a good weapons/arms/military stuff manufacturer stock atm?

>>27073863
ngmi

>>27073399
I put way more than 5% in the small-cap index. It legitimately performs quite well relative to total stock while having a 0.01% difference in expense ratio. meaning that every performance increase > 1% relative to total stock index is well-earned dividends.

Can someone look at BIG for me? They've got a PEG of 0.24 but if I'm gonna make a value play I want to be sure.

>>27073430
You’re right anon! No crashes happened last year or anything. We all just had a wacky dream stonks go up lol
I’m obviously not expecting the entire market to crash like last year but I’m hoping for panic selling. I don’t understand what point you’re trying to make?

>>27073142
finally some smart motherfuckers know to save ammo for the final clash

>RH limiting IPOE buys to 1 share
oy vey
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/changes-due-to-recent-market-volatility/?region=US
so is the shit on this list guaranteed to dip? Half of it is crap that jewtubers and twitter niggers have been pumping.

>>27073487
Jesus christ I was wondering why AMD was getting killed today, just tried to buy more of this dip and apparently you're not allowed to have more than one (1) share of fucking AMD so it won't let me buy any (currently holding 50)

I'm so done with this garbage app

>>27072388

>>27073675
Don't invest what you can't afford to lose! :^)

>>27073853
Let this be a lesson on the path to making it

>>27072876
>coordinated
fuck these people.

>>27073890
Try 38k

>>27071869

literally me

>>27073957
the TA is sell everything, buy GME

>>27073863
How my grandma litterally heard about it yesterday and she doesn’t even know how to use a computer

>>27073863

you're probably screwing with us, but if you are serious. do not put ANY money into GME unless you can afford to lose your ENTIRE investment. It could go to $1000 on Monday, or it could go to $0. The SEC could de-list it.

are you prepared for that?

>>27073708
VW spike lasted 2 entire days and it was only 12% shorted.

>>27073938
God I know you're joking but this whole GME craze is going to create some real shit investors.
I don't agree with all the mainstream media garbage about "protecting the investor" by regulating now.
But I do think that this market is kind of shit to "start" as an investor in and it's going to teach people some shit habits and have them get used to mechanics that just don't exist normally.

>>27073927
name 3 non-index funds that consistently outperform VTSAX after accounting for fees and expense ratios. i'll wait

>>27073957
Never heard of it

>>27073957
double triple 2nd entry climax into mtf limit break trendline lower low battle rifle channel RSI failed break out.

tldr: yes

>>27071539
Wealthsimple isn't letting me put up limit sells on AMC.

>>27074094
Rupees?

>>27073867
>this is for you dad!
God why are redditors so cringe

>>27073613
Kvetch more, kike.

>>27074119
I work most the day and don't look at pretty much any kind of media except 4chan, and even then sparingly. I only heard about this pretty much by blind luck.

BUY SNDL YOU FUCJING CUNTSSSSSSSSSSS

>>27073601
Didn't read not selling

>>27071846
Got stopped out of spxl and tqqq. Up a bit on silver. Overall mild red.

>>27074184
>(((((funds)))))))
we're gambling here, you absolute cretin

>>27074153
I would lose $1200 that would suck ass. But it's not like I'd be homeless.

>>27073399
>>27073978
No bologna this is basically me. Haven't checked exact mix of of total, large-cap, and small-cap in a while, but I'm all in on boring index funds as far as markets are concerned.

>>27074172
How do I learn stocks for real?

>>27073768
As in, you buy memes with small amount of money so that you avoid FOMO? With memes this month most of them were guaranteed gain. I never seen so much volume on meme stocks. So I felt safe putting 90% of my portfolio in memes and leaving them overnight. In past few days I went back to my normal way of trading, since due to brokers shenanigans

>>27074280
they are not normal people. That number behind their post is their dopamine fix.

>>27074172
The market we've had the last 10 years where number only goes up is better? You could literally put your money fucking anywhere and win.

>>27074416
boring is good

>>27074404
gambling is bad

>Imagine thinking the big guys will run out of money

I lost 35% on buying the Dogecoin top

Class action Lawsuit begins.

>>27073763
Dingbro posts every day at close. It’s tradition. Idgaf about whatever else you said

>>27074184
tqqq
soxl
fngu

How long will it take for the squeeze to happen Holy shit.
How many 2 more weeks happenings will happen?

>>27073966
I would like to know as well

>>27073957
Sure

>>27074172
well, that's on them to be honest - if they don't educate themselves on how this situation is wildly different from how things usually work then they will have to lose some money and learn like all of us did.

>>27074511
>gambling is bad
Did I ask?

>>27073999
Fuck me I only have a share
It’s a spac so I can’t decide what to do... fucking chamath and his pnds

>>27074172
This happens every single bull market. Speculators and gamblers are always mistaken for "genious" when the market as a whole is rising. Nothing new

>>27074153
>SEC delisting
Yeah, if there ever was a trigger for legitimate rebellion the likes of actual bloodshed spilled in the streets of minecraft, this would be it. I don't think anyone in the alphabet boys has enough balls to play that card. People legit have more than the can lose in it by this point, and may be at least betting on selling at break even if they got in early enough to be super green right now. If you remove any opportunity to even sell at a loss for everyone in this right now , they literally will have nothing else to lose and thus no incentive to pick up and move on. You can delist a stock but you can't delist a shotgun from Jeff's minecraft garage.

>>27074433
Read the links in the OP

>>27073601
thanks just sold 1000 shares

>>27074433
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Main_Page

wealth is slow and persistent, riches are fast and loose

>>27072030
Hullo! Neutral day. I kinda want crash now for cheapies.

>>27073456
They are the fall guy

>he really sold his gme shares before close

lel, how you gonna feel when it opens above $600 monday?

>>27073978
if you are <30 you you should increase your small cap index exposure

>>27071946
>he thinks there will be a liquidity crash in the most liquid enviroment ever

>>27074588
>dubs of 8
check and photoshoppred

>>27073966
KTOS is in a bit of a slump, might be a good time to invest in them

>>27074537
TLDR me

>>27073849
They said that two days ago.

>>27074588
>888.88
>88 dubs
Bros...

>>27074698
it went down to 290 AH back to 320 in just 30 minutes. Feels comfy.

>>27074745
Is China removing or adding liquidity? What the fuck is happening?

>>27074433
Go to the casino, buy some irish whiskey neat, and play blackjack

>>27074588
nice

>>27074280
>having a dad

>>27074588
holy...

>>27074745
Lol see you Monday when my UVXY is at $16

>>27073142
What can i use to monitor that myself?

>>27074564
>tqqq
>0.95% ER
>needs to 23.75x VTSAX every single year just to reach parity

>soxl
>0.96% ER
>24x returns needed to = VTSAX

>fngu
>see tqqq

you're getting jewed, anon

>>27073142
I see my order. Nice.

>>27074433
have 150+ IQ and do homework or take a youtuber bootcamp. if you bootcamp obviously anything less than $1k usd is a scam so don't cheap out.

>>27074786
"Brokers stopped buys, plummeting stock price on the day and protecting hedge funds while hurting retail investors financially. This is illegal. If you were burned, give us a call. If you're a whistleblower, give us a call."

https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/changes-due-to-recent-market-volatility/?region=US

Remember goyim, you are allowed to buy exactly one (1) share of BB, AMC, or GME

>>27074935
If it's not scotch, it might as well be dog piss.

>>27073601
Nope, the weekend is good for the hype, it's easy to be burned out when we've been going on about this for weeks (some for months), but the wider public is literally just waking up to it over the past few days.

PUMP
SNDL

FAGGOTTTTTTS

>>27074588

>>27073966
VSTO has earning next week

>>27071711
Just jumped back in

>>27074172
kek, Fed manipulating interest rates, bailing out hedge funds, banks and rich people, making the rich people richer and the poor people poorer, market manipulation (Robinhood/Citadel/Tesla), obvious frauds everywhere (LuckingCoffee, Nikola) etc. etc. etc.

They created this mess.

>>27071729
I'm tempted to cut my losses and sell all my bags to go all-in on spicy RYCEY
It would have to go up at least 20% for me to not suicide

I got SQQQ puts for over the weekend.

Man redditors are so retarded. The whole "diamond hands" thing only works if you invest in stocks that are actually being squeezed, you retard

>>27075164
I got SPY calls

BROS

ARE WE GOING TO BE OKAY ON MONDAY?

>>27074964
can't wait bobo.. can't wait

>>27075017
>or
STATE of these kikes

Insolvency?

i went all in on SPY calls that expire monday
will everything be okay?

IS IT WON NOW???? what happens now?

>>27075362
no, RIP

gonna be researching bull pepes all weekend for next week

>>27074974
Why? Doesn't it only need to be 1% higher per year?

>>27075206
>they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
I guess in this case it's this unfortunate redditor

>>27074974
>get BTFO
>outright lie
lol'd

>>27074604
i'm just politely informing you

>>27074652
>>27074342
I hope you cock sucking faggots are right. I doom posted but I still held about 200 shares.

Going to put 1k in my IBKR account. Should I bother with meme stocks or just buy TQQQ?

>>27075243
How does being a millionaire in a world that no longer values fiat currency sound?

>>27075206
>inconsistent, incorrect use of apostrophes
absolutely never going to make it

>>27075206
>1 GME share. (Sold for more BB)

>>27075362
I went all in SPY puts, so I hope not

>>27074935
>buy drinks
>in the casino
lol

>>27075356
Oh boy, can't wait to buy $3.00 worth of CTRM!

>>27075362
I got some too, all in is retarded though

Interesting, WKHS was green today, somehow I missed it. Was it pumped or is it organic?

Honest fucking question.

Is Robinhood out of money or something?

>>27075362
Ouch. Enjoy homelessness I guess.

>>27074588
We're goin to space boys

>>27075420
no. the ER for VTSAX is 0.04%

>>27075423
all those apparent gains are eaten by management fees before you ever see the money, tard. that graph doesn't looks like it's doing 25x better than VTSAX at all.

>RH gives me 30k in margin since i had 33k in equity two days ago
>use all 30k
>folio drops to 27k at close today

am i going to get fucking margin called on Monday?

>>27074994
aw shit
Cant wait to see how Robbin Hood will get out of that one

SOXL 1

did they just scrape SMG?

>>27075356
WHY ARE THESE DUMB KIKES FUCKING ME AND NOT LETTING ME BUY AMD

Just now on CNBC someone actually just said
>They're doing it for the lulz!

>>27075572
thats what it sounds like, yes

Margin call to closing up 53%. Good day Champs. Going to triple this by Thursday close.

>>27075635
(((They))) are trying to stop SOXL shill from buying the dip

>>27075612
This includes management fees, lying paid shill.

My PHUN jumped a whole $1 since a few hours ago, is this the pump?

>>27075206
How can he claim to have diamond hands and then admit that he sold GME?
ngmi

>>27071539
big boobs

>>27075612
The fees are built into the ETF, you fucking moron. When the fuck do you think the fees are charged?

>>27075572
They don't have enough capital to meet the risk requirements for 10 million people holding GME

>>27074935
>irish whiskey
But I already have a faucet in my kitchen

>>27074337
I've got some. 1.75 by June. Sell covered calls in the meantime.

>>27075572
I'd assume to restrict GM to 1 share there is some risk after existing backlash.

Boomers gonna liquidate. Get ready.

>>27075719
>>27075766
I respect your insistence to continue paying almost 1% for overpriced meme funds, but I will continue to slowly accrue VTSAX/VSMAX and retire happily

>>27071701
There's no effect. Redditards just injected a lot of money to create a pump-and-dump in a single stock. The winners were the early Redditards who dumped their bags on the late Redditards, and the MMs who will continue to HODL while profiting from the boost to their passive income (writing options and lending shares) caused by the increased volatility and market cap.

>>27075818
Time to all-in TMF?

>>27075568
I haven't watched them since like September. Did the usps contract thing ever happen?
>>27075572
Possibly, you should def move your portfolio elsewhere, they're gonna be one of many sacrificial lambs after this is over

How does robinhood buy shares? Why can't we do the same? How much does a broker dealer license cost? Can't be that hard, their dogshit app could be coded in a single weekend

>>27072388
jewish hands typed this post

>>27075718
Have his moving averages crossed over?

>>27074993
>>27074660
>>27074650
Dang this sounds hard and expensive. I'll read this wiki though. Time to get rich!

>>27075818
Rest
Relaxation
and Rape?

>>27075922
>literally denying reality
Fucking lmao

>>27075356
HOLY SHIT
RYCEY MADE IT

THATS BECAUSE OF JOHN’S AUTISM

>>27075961
I remember USPS talks but I lost interest over time, so I have no clue. I'm just reviewing my watchlist right now.

NEW

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>>27074588

>>27075362
>i went all in on SPY calls that expire monday
Wait they sell daily options?

What are some uncompromised platforms I can use as a europoor? eToro just pulled a Robinhood so I need a new home. IB is an option but my bank is charging an absurd amount of money to wire money to them and they don't seem to take card payments. DEGIRO will probably take like a week to validate my account with also.

>>27075818
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/stock-market-bearish-bofa-gives-reasons-tactically-after-rally-2020-5-1029203921

They have a crazy good track record of monthly warnings.

>>27071539
Is CLF dead be honest

>>27075818
Recession, reopening, and redditards?

>>27076119
>>27075356
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1355258002320846850

>>27075818
Retards' Reactions Reeeee?

is my NOK 2/5 10call dead?

>>27075042
> pump muh weed pennystock

>>27072876
>that streisand effect
GME is going to the moon

>>27075612
>no. the ER for VTSAX is 0.04%
Right
So just by increasing by 0.92% higher per year on average you're making up the difference
>all those apparent gains are eaten by management fees before you ever see the money, tard. that graph doesn't looks like it's doing 25x better than VTSAX at all.
The ER is slowly taken out of the share price throughout the year so it's included in the chart already

>>27072388
This.

>>27073117
I'd set mine to 999 trillion unironically if I could

>>27074184
Literally anything Cathie Wood has ever made. Retard

>>27075164
>>27075235
I got spy puts and sqqq calls who will be right?

>>27075922
Lol just accept you're wrong bro. Are you from reddit? Only a redditor could worship boomer ETFs and ER so much

>>27073675
wow that's a lot of o's

I just sold all my GME, thanks fren

>>27076022
bullshit don't pay for anything, every resource that you need it free and you learn most of all through experience and losing money

>>27073863
no

make a fidelity account, link it to your bank and buy a single GME. never sell it.

NEVER SELL IT

NEVER SELL IT

even at a billion dollars a share

NEVER SELL IT

even at a trillion dollars a share

NEVER SELL IT

>>27073456
You mean it was all shilled on reddit, right anon

>>27077299
Fidelity says I have to wait 5-7 business days for the link to my bank to go through. RIP.

>>27075572
they will be when people stop using their shit service