/biz/ - Business & Finance

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you. Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch

SHOW ME YOUR HODL FACE

>>27068640
20 seconds

>Not a millionaire yet.

>>27068645

Alright bros
Should I set myself a limit sell order that goes through to the afterhours?
How do I make moon gains off of this?

>Hedgies, hedgies, oh so greedy.
>Using tactics ever so seedy.
>Trading short 'til prices drop?
>Well, Gamestop's on the chopping block.

>Hedgies, hedgies, isn't it strange?
>What's happening on the stock exchange?
>"What the hell", you scream and cry!
>"What could have them flying so high?"

>"Shouldn't this market be a bear?"
>"Who's buying all these stocks and shares?"
>Hedgies, hedgies, oh so pissed.
>You're shorting shares that don't exist.

>Reddit, /biz/, and normies, too.
>It seems your lies have been seen right through.
>They're buying in and holding fast,
>Your profit margins will never last.

>Hedgies, hedgies, can't you see,
>AMC and GME.
>Those stocks are pumping to the moon,
>And you'll be trading pennies soon.

>Hedgies, hedgies, it's the end of the week.
>Where are those cheapies that you seek?
>You'll have to buy them at the top!
>For this moon mission will never stop!

>>27068640
Didn't Read. Not Selling.

ONE FINAL EFFORT
ONE FINAL EFFORT
THREAD THEME
BOARD THEME
GME THEME
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4

>NAZIS HODL TO FUCK THE JEWS
>COMMIES HODL TO FUCK THE FAT CATS
>ANARKIDDIESS HODL TO DESTROY AMERICA
>LIBERTS HODL TO GET RICH
based timeline

BATTLE FOR 320 LETS GO

>>27068568
This is it, the final hour of reckoning day, but the Tribe are up to their tricks! They are threatening to label you an economic terrorist if you tell normies to buy the dip, and they are going to artificially crash the price to possibly the low 100s before close to try and force a sell!
The Hodlcaust will continue but only if you reply to this post with:

BUY THE DIP
>PUMP IT UP

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/0HtyF0jux2Q

we cant win wtf, it wont go past 320, they put a fucking cap!

>>27068568
THERE WAS NO SQUEEZE
LMAO @ UR LIFE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY WONT ROBINHOOD ACCEPT MY FUCKING LIMIT SELL

>>27068640
THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY FINANCES I WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN DOWN

WHY IS IT STOPPING AT 320?

DOMINION WON'T ALLOW THE STONK TO GO OVER 320 WTF

GET US ABOVE 320 AND ALL THE HEDGE CALLS GET FUCKING REKT OVER THE WEEKEND AND WE LEAVE THE FUCKING GALAXY

ANONS GIVE IT ALL YOU HAVE

WE ARE ACTUALLY DOING THIS

BREAK THEM YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOTS

Last 4 digits are next week's GME price

>>27068645

WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING!?!?!?!?!?

>>27068568

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiTxUEnmKI
WE'RE HEADED FOR VENUS

320 AT CLOSE BROS WE CAN DO IT BUY BUY BUY

>>27068645

IT BROKE 320

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

PUSH THROUGH 320

AHAHAHAHHAHA

>>27068640
>>27068645
damn, i lost to the bot by 2 seconds

buy high sell low

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PUUUUUUUUUSH ANONS
DONT LET THEM TAKE THE TENDIESSSS

Christ these threads have been a fucking ride

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOLD MY WHITE BROTHERS!

SUFFER KIKES, I WANT TO SEE YOU SQUIRM IN AGONY

Is it only Americans setting up sell limits? Are Eurobros' stocks okay not doing it?
Should I just put it at 999999 and I'm good?

325 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

WE BROKE THE WALL

BOOM
TRUMP WON

>>27068640
never selling hedgie

>>27068712
I've got ADD and I'm more patient than you kek

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

326

Nothing changed the same game is still on.

>325
THERE IT FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOES

>>27068645

HARD BOILED EGGS

IT'S HAPPENING

>>27068645

NOT ONE STEP BACK
>NOT ONE STEP BACK
NOT ONE STEP BACK
>NOT ONE STEP BACK
NOT ONE STEP BACK
>NOT ONE STEP BACK
NOT ONE STEP BACK
>NOT ONE STEP BACK
NOT ONE STEP BACK
>NOT ONE STEP BACK
NOT ONE STEP BACK
>NOT ONE STEP BACK
NOT ONE STEP BACK
>NOT ONE STEP BACK
NOT ONE STEP BACK
>NOT ONE STEP BACK
NOT ONE STEP BACK
>NOT ONE STEP BACK

>>27068743
It's at 325 now faggot

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

320 BARRIER BROKEN THROUGH
320 BARRIER BROKEN THROUGH
320 BARRIER BROKEN THROUGH

324

CLOSE STRONG GO BABY GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9-y4u9mew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9-y4u9mew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9-y4u9mew

To the moon you glorious bastards

>t212 doesnt allow sell limits above 50% of current market
THEY TRICKED ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHDJFJFJNDNSNSJSJSJSJDBDJDICUSBJAAAA

ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HODL 320 LADS

HODL

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27068568
>324
WE DID IT REDDIT

>BROKE THROUGH 320
BROKE THROUGH 320
>BROKE THROUGH 320
BROKE THROUGH 320
>BROKE THROUGH 320
BROKE THROUGH 320
>BROKE THROUGH 320
BROKE THROUGH 320
>BROKE THROUGH 320
BROKE THROUGH 320

HERE
WE
GO

SOMEBODY'S PUMPING

KEEP PUSHING

>>27068568
FFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRIDDDAAAYY NNNNIGGGHHTTT MOTHAFUCKKERRRSS

325
>325
325
>325
325
>325
325
>325

MAKE THEM REPENT
>MAKE THEM REPENT
MAKE THEM REPENT
>MAKE THEM REPENT
MAKE THEM REPENT
>MAKE THEM REPENT
MAKE THEM REPENT
>MAKE THEM REPENT
MAKE THEM REPENT
>MAKE THEM REPENT

I LIKE THE FRENCH ONION DIP

WE'RE BLASTING OFF LADS

READ THIS SHIT ROBINHOOD FAGS

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l82y7u/how_to_buy_gme_above_broker_limits/

MOONING!

it's all ogre for them now

OVER 325
YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS
HOLD THE LINE

320+ IT'S HAPPENING BROS

>>27068712
Fuck being millionaires... lets be billionaires.

>>27068837
based lapis poster
where'd you find more of that artist? i've been struggling to find smokyholes content anywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYHa6bpa3V4&feature=emb_title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYHa6bpa3V4&feature=emb_title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYHa6bpa3V4&feature=emb_title

>>27068568
LEAKED AUDIO FROM MELVIN CAPITAL
>LEAKED AUDIO FROM MELVIN CAPITAL
LEAKED AUDIO FROM MELVIN CAPITAL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The hornyposting will continue and you will like it.

>>27068775
WHY, WHATS THE DEAL WITH THAT SPECIFIC LIMIT TELL ME PLEASE

HEDGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

In 10 minutes I'm smoking a full bowl.
This was a fun day. Doing nothing feels good.

>BOUGHT THE DIP
>HELD THE STONK
>NEVER SOLD

>$380 ask 11 minutes before closing.

>>27068775
DEMPSEEEEEYYYYY
HOOOOOLLLDDDUUUUUUUU

>>27068640
Still voting Trump

What's the sell limit ??????

>$325 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE CAN DO IT

NEXT STOP 400

DO NOT STOP, JUST BECAUSE WE ARE ABOVE 320 DOESNT MEEAN YOU CAN JUST GET COMFORTABLE

OOOOUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT SPARTANS.

>>27068733
>the enemy is all of the above combined
The Jews must fucking know what's coming within the next 10 years.

DIAMOND HANDS WILL PREVAIL

BUY BUY BUY FUCKING BUYYYYYYYYYYY
WE ALL EARN MORE IF IT STAYS ABOVE 320

PUT IN YOUR LIMIT ORDERS

DON'T LET THEM FLASH CRASH AT 3:59

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT BEGINS

>p-please just sell
>I'm loosing billions over here.
>...please?

post yfw this entire day

incredible, absolutely incredible.

i was here

LET'S FUCKING GO WE GOT THIS KEEEEP HOLDING!

holy shit HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

10 MINUTESSSSSSSS

320 wall broken

>320 wall broken

320 wall broken

>320 wall broken

320 wall broken

>320 wall broken

320 wall broken

>320 wall broken

IT'S OVER 320

328 328 FUUUUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK

fuck their butts

>YOU PUSH IT

320 WALL GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>27068766
322
>322
322
>322
322
>322

330 I REPEAT 330
FULL FUCKED HEDGIES INCOMING

WE BROKE OUT. NOW JUST KEEP HOLDING WE CAN GET THERE TO ALL TIME HIGH AFTER HOURS!!!

>>27068740
BUY LOW SELL HIGH

(User was put in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for this post)

KIKES MAD
>KIKES MAD
KIKES MAD
>KIKES MAD
KIKES MAD
>KIKES MAD
KIKES MAD
>KIKES MAD

>>27068645
I FEEL THE POWER WE
HOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLDHOLD

Am I too late to buy stonk? Holding 25 AMC but want to sip on that GME nectar, too.

Schwab is preventing me from using my settled funds to buy GME.because " I don't have enough cleared funds for a first time trade". Looks like I'm gonna have to sit this one out bros...

10K FAGGOTS

I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

HEDGIE ARE YOU OKAY?
HEDGIE ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OMAY, HEDGIE?

>>27068640
I don't care, not selling. It's coming down with me.

PUMP IT
PUMP IT
PUMP IT
PUMP IT
PUMP IT
PUMP IT

IT'S OVER HEDGIES, I HAVE THE 325

HELLO IS THIS BATTLETOADS

MEN
FORWARD

LOOK AT THE VOLUME ON 320 CALLS

330
>330
330
>330

10 FUCKING MINUTES BROS

>>27068995
tomboys please

333 GIMME SOME TRIPS BABY

>>27068995
gonna need sauce on that

>>27068931
>>27068946
WHATEVER JUST BE READY TO SCOOP THE DIP

>>27068645
it needs to drop so i can buy more

>>27068995
basado

Feelin a little bullsih in here

>330
>330
>330
>330
>330
>330
COME ONE

>>27068740
LOL remind me of cnn saying the poet’s emails were illegal to view

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

>HOLD GME AND AMC OVER THE WEEKEND

HOLD THE 320 HOLD

320 cleared

330 LETS GO

>>27069067
1488 checking innnnn lets gooooo

>>27068995

>>27069002

SEE

>>27068979

ALL THEIR SHORTS WILL BE DUE

>>27068568
I'm in New Zealand and my local app keeps deleting my sell limit orders. It's fucking annoying because market is 3:30am here.

Do you reckon I can sue those fucks if they remove my $1488 limit and shares hit that price?

HOLD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>27069033
I did 5k

oooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DO NOT. I REPEAT

DO NOT. GET. COMFORTABLE.

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH

ALL DRY POWDER

ALL RESERVES

HODL 320

320

HODL

400 isn't just a meme

THEY ARE MAD AS FUCK LMAO

HOLD IT OVER 320 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

>Fighting for under $320
AHAHAHAHAHA

BUY IF YOU CAN
>BUY IF YOU CAN
BUY IF YOU CAN
>BUY IF YOU CAN
BUY IF YOU CAN
>BUY IF YOU CAN
BUY IF YOU CAN
>BUY IF YOU CAN
BUY IF YOU CAN
>BUY IF YOU CAN


IF WE HOLD NOW WE GOT THEM

KEEP PUSHING WE ARE ALMOST THERE.
BUY AND HODL

https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4

>>27069049
110... maybe 111 if you count canada

WHEN DOES IT EXPLODEWHEN DOES IT EXPLODE WHEN DOES IT EXPLODE WHEN DOES IT EXPLODE WHEN DOES IT EXPLODE WHEN DOES IT EXPLODE WHEN DOES IT EXPLODE WHEN DOES IT EXPLODE WHEN DOES IT EXPLODE WHEN DOES IT EXPLODE

>>27068723
Based

I'M POOOOOOOOOOMPING

>>27069071

LET'S HIT 330 MOTHERFUCKERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFeUko-lQHghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFeUko-lQHghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFeUko-lQHg
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE!

>>27068802
Fuck that, let's see how the edge of the universe looks!

>>27068917
Literally doesn't matter, the squeeze will last a few days, you will have plenty of chances to sell at $10,000

When are the hedgies meant to have their stonks back so they can return them? At market close?
What's the moment when the wrecking ball actually hits them?

LEDGIES FOR HEDGIES BUT NOT FOR ME
LEDGIES FOR HEDGIES BUT NOT FOR ME
LEDGIES FOR HEDGIES BUT NOT FOR ME

They will try to trigger a halt right?

>>27068645

Too late last thread but can any anon confirm? Seems suspect
https://twitter.com/ShepfieldGaming/status/1355252671725400066

DO I BUY ANOTHER NOW?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27069071
Based ray mears poster. Peak comfy bushcrafter

HOLD FAGGOTS HOLD HOLD HOLD

IF THERE ARE REPORTS OF SUICIDES ON WALL STREET. WE HAVE ALREADY WON.

(((IT)))'S AFRAID

I'M GONNA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Bought at 300+ and sold today because I realized that its never breaking 400 again. I can't wait for the seethe and loss porn. I'm sorry if you haven't pulled out yet but you have 9 minutes at the time of writing

THEY HAVE 3MINS TILL BELL

GUYS I'M SHAKING

DONT GET COCKEY. DONT LET THEM SHORT LADDER ATTACK

>>27069143
might take a day or two more

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

SUPER SAIYAN HANDS !!!!!!

JUST 9 MORE FUCKING MINUTES WE HAVE TO HOLD OVER 320

All this volatility -- in crypto we call this 'Tuesday'.

DO YOU LIKE

MY CAR

>>27069228
>324

TRUST THE PLAN

Why was Robinhood staff unhappy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ
MOON WHEN?

HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

BUY IF YOU CAN
DON'T GIVE THEM A FUCKING INCH

>>27069262
WELL WE OVER HERE LAUGHIN LOL

They're trying so fucking hard to get this under $320 BUT DO NOT LET THEM. BUY AND HOLD. 10 MORE MINUTES BOYS

YOU FUCKING GOYIM CATTLE THINK THIS IS FUNNY? YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO SELL YOUR GME OR I WILL PERSONALLY SUBMIT EVERY IP ADDRESS IN THIS THREAD TO THE FBI.

>>27068766
FUCKERY!!!
WAIT TILL AFTERMARKET!!

WE
WILL
WIN

HOLD 320 HOLD 320 HOLD 320 HOLD 320 HOLD 320 HOLD 320 HOLD 320 HOLD 320 HOLD 320 HOLD 320

FUCKING PUSH IT BOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

THESE FINAL NINE MINUTES ARE FUCKING CRUCIAL

DO NOT FOLD

GIVE IT ALL YOU HAVE

BUY

HOLD

BUY

HOLD

>>27069310
too late for that

>>27069073

Same man, true history. For once the little guy stuck the (((big buy)))

>>27068568
w00t, all my positions are green time to close!

>>27069071

I'm literally going to coom

>>27068568
HOLD THE LINE FUCK KIKES

>>27069140
DO IT

>>27068995
never gonna stop

GAS GAS GAS

HOLD OVER 320 COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOON

I'M GONNA MAKE IT

>>27068645

ADRENALINE IS PUMPING
LET'S GO 320 EOD

>>27068995
>>27069226
Keep fucking going

>>27069317
B U Y
U
Y

>>27068640
That's the fucking point, jew. We want it to go under. We want everything to burn. We want to see brokers such dicks in the street for scraps. Your failure is infinitely more important to us than our success.

>333,33

JUST 9 MORE MINUTES
IT'S TIME TO GIVE IT OUR ALL
PUSH!
BUY!
HODL

https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4

LETS FUCKING GO PUMP THIS FUCKER TO THE MOON

>>27069153
GUTEN TAG!

8 MINUTES LEFT
WHY ISN'T IT DROPPING

>>27069071

>>27068727
an attempt was made but it's forever in a loading screen

IT CAN ONLY GO UP LADS

I mistyped cnbc in the address bar, and found this delightful little cookie company!
https://www.cmbc.com/
Pic unrelated

PUMP THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP

BIG BOOOBA
BIG GAINS

WE WERE BREIFLY IN THE MONEY FOR 320 CALLS

BUY IN THERE'S A CHANCE GAMMA SQUEEZE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO WILL HAPPEN

>>27068762
I can’t even find the optional, where do you go to set one?

bas'd

>>27068702
Every damn time.
The hedgies are going to open full-time shitposting departments after this.

FUCKING BUY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUY WALL AT 320

WERE SO CLOSE HOLD

UNLIMITED GAME SHARE HACK
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l82y7u/how_to_buy_gme_above_broker_limits/

>>27069226

PUSH EVERYONE PUSH

>THAT 5 SECOND PAUSE EXACTLY AT 320

>>27069262
https://twitter.com/i/status/1354587467702263808

Nothing's happening. It's over. The hedgies have gone to the government. They've arranged something with the government. They don't even care about the stock. They're not even watching it.

It's worthless stock now. Prepare to have everything you pumped in refunded to you. Prepare for new regulations on retail investors.

Screencap this.

>HOLD THE BAG
>WE LIKE THE BAG
>DON'T BE A PAPERHANDS AND HOLD THAT BAG
>IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE. AND THAT MESSAGE IS THAT WE LIKE HOLDING BAGS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rordgNn0NNA
NEVER GONNA STOP ME

>>27069302
We don't want our shares lent out to be used in short ladders

I HELD MY ONE STOCK
FOR THIS MOMENT
PAY MY FUCKING BILLS YOU HEDGE FUND BASTARDS

320 IS SQUEEZE TRIGGER HOLD

>>27069317
DO IT

KEEP IT UP LADS
HODL

Should I really get in @ $320? I am not really sure about a price like that,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

IF YOU CAN HEAR ME. WE NEED YOUR HELP.

KEEP BUYING, DO NOT CHILL HERE, BUY FOR 7 MORE MINUTES

EVERY TIME A HEDGIE JUMPS OFF A LEDGE I BUY ONE MORE SHARE

>>27068995
If you're not masturbating now you have erection problems

HOLD IF IT HOLDS AT 330 WE WILL ROB THESE FUCKS BLIND

PUUUUUUUUUSH

DO NOT STOP BUYING AND HOLDINGGGG

THESE LAST SEVEN MINUTES ARE CRUCIAL, THEY ARE GOING TO PUSH BACK AS HARD AS THEY CANNNN

You can see them crashing everything just to keep it below 320

totally-organic 10% dip at 1:59 incoming

LETSSSS GOOOOO BUY BUY NO BOBO FUCK OFF PUMMPPP

>>27068740
Kraaaassensteeeeeeeeein

>>27069561
it's broken on the loading screen
spinning wheel until close lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64&t=6s

7 MORE MINUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64&t=6s

7 MORE MINUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64&t=6s

7 MORE MINUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64&t=6s

7 MORE MINUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64&t=6s

I REPEAT

ALL DRY POWDER

ALL RESERVES

HODL 320

HODL THE FUCKING LINE
HODL

USED MY LAST FUCKING 20 DOLLARS

>>27069432
Well if I didn't choose a cuck broker like RH I would have a lot more than 1.1 fucking shares right now

>>27068645

MY HANDS ARE IRONCLAD FORGED BY BULLS

>>27069587
is there any stuff like this coming out today?

>>27068995
Stop please with my gains and these post my dick is in a worse condition than melvin

stonks closing high on a Friday is unusual, isn't it? Don't they usually close low on fridays? People really are hodling, huh?

KEEP IT ABOVE 320 FUCKERS

HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD
BUY HOLD BUY HOLD BUY HOLD BUY HOLD

30 SECONDS

Bought at 250, sold at 320. not risking holding it over the weekend
See you all on monday

>>27069071

sitting on some $50,000k, should i do it? should i go all in?

>>27069595
HELLO MELVIN SUCK MY BALLS

WE NEED TO PUSH
6 MINUTES ANONS
TO 330

IF YOU HOLD
YOU GET TO FUCK WHATEVER YOU WANT

>>27069669
who is this girl you keep posting

>>27069580

IM FUCKING COMPLETED NAKED ANON
LETS FUCKING GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>27069462
what the fuck is this from
post more

Volume looking good

>>27069697

based mountain time chad

They are going to fuck us at the last second!

THESE SHARES WILL NOT LEAVE MY DIAMOND HANDS

BUY IF YOU CAN, EVERY SINGLE SHARE COUNTS RIGHT NOW, AIM FOR ABOVE 320, CRUSH THEM!!!

>tfw missed my opportunity to get a 2nd share
feelsbadman. at least i got one on wednesday

I now hold 250 shares of fucking gamestop

will this be enough to finally make it my friends

HODL

>>27068740
NO STOP LOSS ORDER BOYS

CAN I SELL OVER THE WEEKEND

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. KEEP IT ABOVE 320 BROS.

FUCK THESE FAGGOTS

>>27069650
Yes. This is a black swan event and you’re going to miss it

>>27069694
Fuck wrong picture

>>27069595
>>27069595
Would not be surprised

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and its about time someone took you man children down a notch

pic related is normies stuck on RH holding after seeing the obvious manipulation yesterday

>>27069798
DO IT

https://mobile.twitter.com/s3partners/status/1355239833128628225

its all ogre

shorts were covered

FIVE MORE MINUTES, THE LEDGY CALLS, HEDGY

HOLD WE WILL ROB THEM FOR EVERYTHING IF IT HOLDS OVER 330

>>27069650

If you can miss it buy, it's not about a few bucks. It's about screwing the hedgies BIG TIME if it closes above 320

>>27069669
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>27069723
But 1 call and exercise to get 100 shares

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>>27068645
>Bought 100 at $360
I don't even care anymore. I'll hold until $5,000 and not a penny less! I'll go down with the ship if I have to!

>>27069595
WE'RE NOT GONNA SELL IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA SELL IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA SELL IT, TIL THE MOOOOOON!!

>>27069798
YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMAVLXk9QWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMAVLXk9QWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMAVLXk9QWA

T-MINUS 5 MINUTES GAMERS

HOLD ON FOR THE RIDE

$320 must hold

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Crashing the stock market to keep it under 320 and they can't even do that

>>27069808
IM ALREADY FUCKING WHAT I WANT. IM FUCKING HEDGIES OUT OF THEIR BILLIONS.

>>27068568

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tjdswqGGVg

HODL

1 GME SMALL FRY STANDING BY, HOLDING WITH DIAMOND SMALL HANDS

5 fries until EOD

>>27069798
BUY AS MUCH AS YOU CANNNN
THESE LAST MOMENTS ARE CRUCIAL FOR US

ITS CLOSING OVER 320

>PUMP
IT

>>27069790
pussy, you don't even have $250 in play money?

>>27069812
>girl

Have they given up? Why aren't they doing anything?

They *must* do something or they're royally fucked on Monday.

Hold me like your hold your stocks, bro. No homo.

BLESS US, ALMIGHTY BULL, AND GORE THESE HEDGIES

NO VASELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

BITE THE FUCKING PILLOW MELVIN

>>27068984
I think the artist used to have a Tumblr that got axed, most of what I save has just been accumulated over old /co/ threads unfortunately

>>27069771
other stocks took a dicking
GME has gone crazy

>>27068645
holding cant corner the ganestop owner

>>27069885

DON'T SELL YOU STUPID FAGGOT

>>27069907
pasta

>>27069914
SHORTS ARE NOT COVERED FUCK YOU FAGGOT

>>27068995
>>27069462
Please stop. I haven't coomed in five months. I'm only here for the habbening.

KEEP IT ABOVE 320 FOR THE GAMMA
GAMMA SQUEEZE TARGET IS 320
HODL THE FUCKING LINE
BUY ANJD HODL
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4
https://youtu.be/dYHa6bpa3V4

>>27069798
DO IT NOW

WE LIKE THE STOCK

SMITE THEM DOWN
>SMITE THEM DOWN
SMITE THEM DOWN
>SMITE THEM DOWN
SMITE THEM DOWN
>SMITE THEM DOWN
SMITE THEM DOWN
>SMITE THEM DOWN
SMITE THEM DOWN
>SMITE THEM DOWN

>>27068568
Enjoy the weekend everyone

>>27068568
this is going to result in nothing more than massive lawsuits paying out money for anyone holding any GME

>>27069587
>https://twitter.com/i/status/1354587467702263808
The ledge is over there hedgie

>>27069816
A little something for the assmen in here.

>>27069911
NEW FINANCIAL REVOLUTION INCOMING
BURN WALL STREET

TD canceled my 1000 sell order and replaced it with a 215 sell order which was filled WTF???

>>27068640
You're only making my dick harder.

>>27069723
Fidelity has instant verification and bank transfers. You have 6 minutes anon FUCKING GO SIGN UP ON YOUR MOBILE RIGHT NOW.

>>27068645

>>27069790

yeah surely the price will go down when everyone’s accounts on new brokerage platforms have been approved

>>27069826
nikumikyo

PUT IN YOUR LIMIT BUYS IF YOU CAN

DON'T LET THEM FLASH CRASH AT 3:59

(AND IF THEY DO YOU GET CHEAP GME!)

>>27069595
SEC is on our side homo

>>27069650
You fuck I have 5 thousand dollars in shares at 365

JEWISH TRICKERY IS AFOOT

>>27069798
all in

>>27069798
Yes you fucking pussy hurry up!

320 WILL TRIGGER MOASS. WE DIE HERE TODAY

>>27069838
It's the GOAT time zone.

===== AT 325 320 CALLS ARE IN THE MONEY =====
===== AT 325 320 CALLS ARE IN THE MONEY =====
===== AT 325 320 CALLS ARE IN THE MONEY =====
===== AT 325 320 CALLS ARE IN THE MONEY =====

THE JEWISH TRICKS ARRIVE

here come the jews.

Wealth redistribution finally happening LETS GO

I'M SORRY GUYS I'M WEAK BUT I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT...


I BOUGHT ANOTHER SHARE AND COULDN'T WAIT FOR A POSSIBLE DIP!

Back at 300+ bitches!

Can I just say I am happy to share this moment? The people bit back against the establishment

>>27069885
NO THE SQUEEZE COMES NEXT WEEK. GRAB YOURSELF A DRINK.

>>27069801
It doesn't even matter how much you buy, your shares will be refunded to you. If anything, now's the time to buy because on the offchance I might be wrong, the stock will only go up. But it won't matter because with the shit the brokers have pulled over the past few days, they'll be using that as an excuse on something like "the trades were restricted therefore they weren't fair trades, here's your money back".

Again, screencap this.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I SAID DO NOT FUCKING GET COMFORTABLE

I SAID GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT

IS THIS ALL YOU HAVE GOT SPARTANS???!!!

HERE WE GO

OH NO.

HERE COMES THE DUMP

>>27069798
Yes. Yes.

WHAT THE FUCK

NO HO BACK UP NIGGER
FUCK THESE KIKES OVER FUCK

Just stopping by to say, thanks for turning my 60mil invest into 2billion go--guys!

JEWISH
TRICKS

>>27069650
i was saying the same shit at 145 on tuesday. get in!

THIS SHORT ATTACK BULLSHIT
WE WERE AT 330 TWO FUCKING MINUTES AGO

>>27070027
christ that shitt is embarrassing

>>27069853
YES FREN

316
>316
316
>316
316
>316
316
>316
316
>316
316
>316

>>27070049
IS THAT YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

NIGGERS BUY BUY BUY

I hope whoever just sold spends the afterlife in eternal hellfire

>>27069914
I literally do not even care anymore. Watch me still hold.

>>27069911
positively bas'd

>>27070049
B R A P
R
A
P

LINE IS GOING DOWN OH NO

THIS IS SO FUCKING BLATANT LMAO

IT'S OVER THREE TWEEEEEEEEENTYYYYYYY!

It's ogre

HERE COMES THE DUMP DON'T BE FUCKING FOOLED

MAKE IT GO BACK UPPPPPPP

UUUUUUUUPPPP
PUUUUJMMMMMMPPMPMPM

GET IT UP FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>THAT DROP
WEW LAD

DUMP EEEEEEET

LAST DYING BREATH OF SHORT JEWS

ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES GUYS

MFW nothing happens and you all lose your money

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27068568
>Pump eet

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE CRASHING IT HELP HELP HELP

>>27069911
Every time they're forced to pull another trick a few more will break free

>>27070181
Short attack four minutes before close?

BUY IT UP BROS FUCK THE KIKES

>>27070179
$145 is a bit different from $300, dude.

>SUDDEN DROP
YOU CHEATING FUCKERS

these fucking kikes

>>27070049
Gonna have to buy me one of them after the war