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Comfy ess em gee refuge, away from the retards.
I’m going to buy this dip just to make sure that it dumps even more on Monday.
YOU PUSH IT
>>27057740glad you finally made it to these threads
good morning I love kratos
>>27057740NOW it feels like the whole gang is here.
>>27057740>>27057790Wheres the fucked duck tho. And Jahy.
also, there are now TWO (2) starship prototypes on the pad at boca chica, why are you not invested in space memes?
Buy SPY callsEasy 2% bounce on Monday Buy. The. Dip.Do not hide, just buyThe DTC liquidity issues in settlement will be resolved by Monday
>>27058005I'm here fren
>>27058112Because the only serious space company is not public.
>>27057740finally
>>27058112because its an actual memespacex is the only company not complete shit right now and you cant buy into elon's secret club.
>>27058005Jahy a cute>>27058292>>27058510SpaceX is inarguably going to be the king of launch for the foreseeable future – so invest in launch customers. MAXR could deploy their entire Legion constellation on a single Starship flight. SRAC could fit a hundred Vigorides in a Starship. KTOS provides ground services for 80% of spade missions.
>>27057790>>27057952>>27058370YOU WELCOME IT
>>27058283FuckShould I sell my UVXY calls for next Friday?
BFARF shill...
>individual stocks have their own generals nowChrist, I can't wait for tourists to leave.
Would dear resepected sirs like free money?
>>27058283I already bought calls when I saw this an hour ago.
>>27059009I think it's forever. meme stocks are the new indian shitcoins because they're easier to get to on apps
>>27058859holy fuck i'm dying please don't stop probably my favorite ritual poster in a while.
>>27058977Personally I wouldHowever, others, with more expertise/knowledge than I do, may suggest that you don't.Eg. Mannarino closed all his positions today / went all cash - I don't think I've ever seen him do this. He sent out like 6 emails today explaining that he did it because TDA restricted his trading and he thinks it's writing on the wall Personally, I think that the 10 year yield strength today indicates that it's going to bouncered Friday into green Monday in a bull marketIt's possible I'm wrong thoughI was in SQQQ calls today and sold when Nasdaq went below 13K - people are buying the dip
Why is everyone selling?
What are your defense picks
>>27058859I've gotta give you credit for somehow continuing to post in the cancerous remains of the /smg/ threads.
>>27059594POWW
>>27058977I have a 15c for 2/26 just incase the dump continues next week, but I also have SPY calls in case we get a god tier pump on monday.
>>27058283Fuck it. Buying AAPL calls.
>>27059013Whatcha got there? Spicy rocks?
>>27060175That should be uranium. Looks a lot like lead.
>>27059754>negative EPSHow? Haven't gun and ammo prices been inflated for a while due to demand?
>>27059754>>27060436That's why I'm in VSTO instead.
>>27059479Last time he closes all his positions was prior to the Sep 2 correction. I say it more has to do with moving from TDA, but he also sent out an email saying its possible the market will correct further.
>>27060175>>27060305It is the U Sirs thank you. Please buy the U through the UUUU for free money thank you dear sirs.
here we go
Time for comfy hour, gentlemen.
>>27060644According to my measurements, the half life of the UUU price is around 4 months. I'll get close to it once it's at a safe pennystock level. Or pennier stock I guess.
Just passed $100k net worth bros, I'm going to make it. From here on my money works for me more than I work for itBLESSED 6 FIGURES
>>27060305Im pretty well set on the hot rocksNo one told me the stock also has the same half-life as its underlying asset
>>27060305Always wondered why people thought nuclear reactors glowed green, when in reality they glow blue. It's very pretty, imo.https://youtu.be/uYrhWO_ZLYw?t=131
>>27060568>>27060006
>>27060988Congrats anon!
>>27059594KTOSTOS
>>27060988Welcome to hell.
Shit, I posted right before a new one.Want to start investing in something relatively safe just to get a hang of things, I would hold for at least a year or two, got around 3-4k. Can you share some recommendations?I was thinking about waiting for a dip below 50 and then maybe buying Intel, want to get in before Alder Lake and their GPUs makes their debut.Felt like buying something like Micron and AMD first, but they're both crazy high atm.
>>27060988Surely you mean six figure hell.
>>27060988Congratulations!! Keep it up - stick to your system!
>>27060988Congrats but give it a few months before you realize just how much six figure hell sucks and how much work you have ahead of you.
>>27060544>also negative EPS
>>27061198>intelTSM is better, Intel is a value trap until they prove they can turn around. TSM makes chips for AMD, Tesla, Apple, among others.
>>27059479>mfw it was a fucking meme that finally precipitated the 2020 crash (delayed to 2021 due to corollavirus).
>>27060644No Sirs, has 4 U's. UUU is for Universal Security Instruments, Inc. Common Stock and is for the lower caste.
>>27060988very based if truealthough most likely notalso, fuck the kikes
>>27061057>>27061227thanks bros>>27061121>>27061201>>27061423$100k means a lot more for me than the average person, because I live on under $30k a year. Im not destitute, I simply don't burn cash by habit. So 100k for me could basically be 250k or more for the average moron spending 70k+ a year on nonsense
>>27059528>everyoneit's no different from this morning though
>>27061121>I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's soijack to mine.
>>27060783OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>27061430It's not been updated for a while. Look at 2020 quarterly instead.
>>27061578meant for >>27060973
As a Britbong, what's the best app/platform to buy Crypto?I use T212 for stocks
I have been edging for more than a week now. I am convinced that if I coom or if I stop, the squeeze will not happen. I will not let you down
>WKHS buys limited to THREE shares on GoyhoodAlright now this is fucking epic. Someone needs to grief Robinhood HQ in Minecraft.
>>27061198My top buys ATM:1. DOGE2. AMC 3. GME4. Silver5. BTCdiversity between those and just go offline for 6 months. The key to making gains is not getting rattled by shill chatter. By the time you are back you will be Elin Musk moonman.
>>27061677why did they spell acquisition wrong?
They're forcing me to sell my near otm calls fuck those bastards
>>27061198The consensus of the market is that INTC is shitHowever.. when everyone automatically writes off a company, it usually means the current valuation is irrational.eg. GME written off as "next Blockbuster" by everyoneIntel is similarly written off, that it's trash.There have been some contrarian investors here who bought the INTC dipI just don't know if INTC is the "relatively safe" choiceIt's more a contrarian / inversing the crowd choice It may pay out big - but it also may dump More risk than you are looking forIf you believe in it though, don't let the masses saying it's shit convince you not to buy - contrarian investors are the most wealthy investors..
>>27061876It's part of the joke, none of them pay enough attention to realise. The book is really good btw, if you haven't read it. >let's see Paul Allen's soijack.
>CRBP red>Calls went up
>>27061654Six figure hell means that you will be instinctively more risk averse and will in turn make way smaller yields with that money.>>27061821Maybe because it was just a shortmeme like all the other things this week?>>27061844That is the most retarded portfolio I have seen in a long time.
>>27061876They're vapid douchebag morons. It's a running motif for Brett Easton Ellis.
>>27061198Tqqq / Upro
>>27062115Contrarian value investing is good money, but value traps exist and can last for a long time.
>>27057740Quick rundown on this anon:> played bass on all Static-X albums, never credited> wrote the first nu-nu-metal album, to be released by his lawyers in 2099> pushes it
hahah holy shit look at the updated list of restricted stocks on Goyhood.>AMD>MRNA>fucking RYCEYThis is straight up clown shit.
>>27062202>shortmeme>when other companies are shorted the same % or greater and not restricted>when companies like fucking AMD are restricted to ONE shareYeah no.
>>27062316>value traps exist and can last for a long time.That's why you sell after 2 months of crabbing. There's always a contrarian opportunity. Like 2 times a week or something.
>>27062316Truth
>>27059594>PIPP
I just want to say thank you to everybody for selling your WKHS and protecting my covered calls, I appreciate it.
>>27062322>AMDOh great like it hadn't dumped enough.
>>27058650SRAC is good. They're literally the only company besides SpaceX making design decisions based on Starship volume/mass/cost budgets. AMZN is actually going to get a boost from cheaper launches, as people who can't afford their own ground stations use AWS's rent-an-antenna service. MSFT is working on an equivalent for Azure but it's not ready yet.
>>27062322This is confusing. Those stocks aren't volatile or likely to squeeze. What are they basing their restrictions on?I wonder if I can shitpost KTOS hard enough to get it restricted.
>>27062322
Index ETF's are the very definition of comfy. Just set it and forget it
>>27060988Comfy
SPCE inverse head and shoulders started on 1/27, we are at the end of the last shoulder before lift off to ~55 before mid next week
>>27062712>oo oo aa aaLMAO
>>27062230You might enjoy this, if you haven't heard it already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7o8ICoMGfc
>>27062683Goyhood is scared because they can't afford all the increased flow of margin covering and don't want to admit to everyone that they're broke right now. TDA is doing it too apparently. Fucking kikes.
>>27061049Already up on my AAPL calls. Thank God.
So what's the buy after GME is done bringing everything else down?
>>27062322NOT MY FUCKING RYCEY
>>27062663Kratos is working with Microsoft on their Azure Ground System as a Service, by the way.Is there any meme Kratos doesn't touch?
>>27062683They monitoring ess eem gee
>>27062322Wait why AMD?They're not even a meme, they put out good earnings this year.
>>27063126a coffin
>>27063166This whole board is being monitored bruh
>>27061470Jesus Christ, they really exploded in the last year. Though with the amount they're producing, the consoles, GPUs, the 5nm production, I doubt they're dipping anytime soon. Maybe wouldn't be a bad buy.Do you think 15-20 stocks would be a good starting point? I'd throw the rest into something more risky.>>27061844I was thinking about BTC and Ethereum, but I'm still not entirely familiarized with the concept so I think I'll wait a bit, hopefully they both make a nice dip in the next 6 months so I can get in.>>27062115Thanks for the feedback, personally I don't mind taking the risk since I'm doing literally nothing with that money at the moment and I do believe that thinking Intel is out of the game would be arrogant. Seeing them bring engineers back into the company is reassuring.
>>27063184It's also limited to ONE FUCKING SHARE. Goyhood can kiss their IPO goodbye.
>>27063142>Is there any meme Kratos doesn't touch?GME?
>>27062322Why are they fucking over AMD like that?It's been getting shit on this whole week and now they wanna kill it more...
Even fucking SLV is restricted to 5 shares.
are you fucking kidding me?is this a joke?>1 share AMD>5 shares SLVwhat the fucking fuck
Just bought 20 shares of AMD just to spite Robinhood and TDA.
>>27063140I know, it is already down considerably. wtf.
>>27063206>mfw I was shilling Novavax all week before this retarded week>mfw I knew it would go 2x, because it was a sure thing their vaccine was 99% effective baed on their previous results>mfw the phase III results came in today. And their main competiitor is shitting the bed with their own version>mfw It mooned while I was in retarded shortmemesThe rage I feel is uncomparable to anything right now. Absolutely uncomfy.
I think I'mma bow out of the market until shit cools over. Redditors are basically threatening all of my positions with this GME horseshit.
>>27063559>>27063184Could this mean that AMD is finally going to break $100. A man can dream.
Cashed out GME at 310. Fuck this Ill buy back in on monday. Wish AMC and NOK would move a lil more though.
Considering buying these two on monday and averaging down as necessary if the market is still in downtrend, thoughts?
Is there any reason to get into bonds at the moment aside from emotional? I know Benjamin Graham talked about its value as outperforming in certain scenarios but in a low inflation, low/negative interest world it seems like only a bad deal compared to money in a share fund.
>>27063838>didn't cash in at $420.69pathetic
>>27063559Kek theyre just straight up attacking biz and wsbStart shilling F and KO
Imagine being payed to lurk /biz/
>>27063371Its actually a fantastic time to buy TSM. It's in the middle of a very decent dip. You want to be buried with your TSM shares anyway..
Holy fuck I was trying to post about how the brokers can't cover cash floating for margin accounts and hiroshimoot kept getting spam filtered.
>>27063409GME uses Azure, Azure uses Kratos ground systems hardware and software
>>27063980>buying bonds on the precipice of a recession>if the recession doesn't come it means the retard bullrun is going to continueYou are either extremely uninformed or medically retarded.
>>27062712
>>27064010You need to leave
>>27064317But I've been here all summer
>>27064182That's it, I can't take it anymore, I am going to go masturbate to this cat. I hope you're happy.
Alright I am absolutely done with the kikes of jewbinhood. What brokerage can I use that will let me trade freely with 0 restrictions, including options, minimal fees or none, and has good charting tools? The last one not necessary, I can just stick to tradingview for the charts. But I am so fucking done with these kikes. I want out now.
>>27063559why the fuck is RYCEY on this list!what the fuck!lmfao.Fucking RYCEY???FUCKING SPICY RYCEY???There's just no fucking way that there's a liquidity crunch for RYCEYI swear >>27064012 that this RYCEY limit is 100% due to John Rocker feeding the scraper algos the ticker here for months and months OR maybe he was right all along!! maybe it is SPICY
>>27062322I thought you were kidding about rycey. Are they just doing this to all heavily shorted positions?
>>27063559>RYCEY
What broker do you use?TDA fucked me with banning purchases of meme stocks. Which ones didn't fuck over their clients through this?
Good entry on CLF
>>27064582>>27064575The only common thread I can see is that they're all commonly mentioned tickers on reddit, /smg/, stocktwits, etc. I strongly suspect they're using some sort of scraper. It'd be really fucking funny if they were using TopStonks.
Can some more knowledgeable anon clarify something for me? I've been reading up on the whole AMC stock dilution thing people have been posting about. From what I understand they converted all of their debt into new stocks, because the price was high enough, essentially putting themselves out of the verge of bankruptcy. While this would probably lower the price short term and possibly avoid a squeeze, it should give them ample time to survive til everything reopens in the summer, making it a good long term hold. Is my understanding correct?
>>27058112>boca chica>mouth girl
I have no idea what im doing pls help which cheapie is best
>>27064494SHES A DEMON, also there has been atleast two of us in these threads. don't think all Jahy posting is from bully Jahy
>>27064817TDA still let me purchase GME, just wouldn't let me put in a $1k+ sell order.
>>27064494yo gimme the links, she's not on nhentai anywhere or i'm just retarded
>>27064504td ameritrade's thinkorswim app has the best charting tools out there and it's pretty solid overall
>>27063975what is that? can you buy it in america?
>>27064967Spanish has adjective-noun order so it means "girl mouth," and Elon is stuffing his giant metal rods into it.
>>27064575>wot do you mean I can't buy any mor fakin RYCEY?
>>27065068TDA also restricted purchasing yesterday. I want absolutely 0 kikery preventing me from getting on or out of a trade. That's my number 1 priority
>>27064967Boca Chica Texas is the Starship launch and development complex.https://youtu.be/bFvYL-07NJI
>>27064582It's not about shorts anon. It's about VOLUME of popular stocks. These brokers literally do not have the cash to float all of the customers. They are 100% in massive red. They could get bankrupted at any moment.
>>27064817People keep saying the TDA is fucking them, but I've been able to buy what I want on Thinkorswim? Am I just retarded and missing something?
>>27064494This is the way
>>27062712never bet against monke
holding 166 shares of GME. am I getting bogged in AH?
>>27064129Thanks, I think so too, I'll be buying around 2k worth as soon as I can.
>CLF isn't on the listOh no no no no no, CLF bros!
Doubled down on my CLF position and rolled my VALE calls.Think I'm gonna take a break from the market frens until this GME drama settles.
>>27064504Interactive brokers didn't restrict anything but the interface is the worse boomer javashit you can imagine. But it works.
>>27064055Fuck Im doing it wrong. I pay to browse /biz/ by losing all my money on stupid stocks.
So are we up for shorting Robinhood's IPO?
>>27065068Also it works on Linux if you care about that>>27065272It might be some n00b app for limited accounts.
>>27064575There that one anon that would spam a few times every morning.>scraper algosRYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCE
>>27065058Prolly on rule34 . xxx
I just wanted to say God bless everyone here and make the hedgies ledgies
>>27065320Gamestop could open Monday at $50 or $5000 and I wouldn't be shocked either way, it's literally a slot machine right now
>>27064494Diamond hands bro
>>27065236>People screaming about a liquidity crisis in crypto with Tether printing out of thin air>meanwhile it transpires various stockbrokers balance sheets are fucked, who should be properly regulatedI think this may be peak clown world.
>>27065220i mean i don't know if what you're asking for actually exists then. they can ALWAYS interfere in some way. all it takes is a phone call
>>27057451I want to be a dad
>>27065589They are not going to be able to IPO after this for at least 1-2 years.
>>27065072Leveraged securities issued by JPM. You can only buy these in Sweden as they're issued for the swedish stock exchange but they follow AAPL and AMD on the american exchange. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/leveraged-etf.asp
What do you think will finally make this bubble pop? Things only get more delusional but you'd be even dumber not to buy in and ride the wave.
>>27065826every time anyone's ever said peak clown world, it's gotten clownier
>>27065953>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/leveraged-etf.aspwhen is it coming to america?
HOLY FUCK THEY UPDATED IT AGAIN LMAO>https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/changes-due-to-recent-market-volatility/>SOXL>BYND>GM>NVAX>RKT>SBUX>SRNEAHAHHAHA HOLY FUCK FUCKING GENERAL MOTORS ALL TO 1 STOCK
>>27062115Bought Intc at 45 hella comfy
>>27066117>>27065826The defining trait of clown world is that we're never at peak clown world.
>>27066291I just want off.
>>27066232Is this a fucking joke?>CRISwtf has a random biotech to do with this?Lol this is the end of Robinhood.
>>27066232lmfao what the fuck is this clown market. this clearly isn't just because of reddit now.
>Starbucks and General Motors are too volatile to tradeGuys I unironically think we're about to crash with no survivors.
>>27066435
>>27066232
>>27066623knew I should've put it all in doge
>>27066435>Ahcteevayte quantuhm eemortahleetay
>RYCEY on the listOI JOHN LAD U MIGHT FOKIN MAKE IT
>>27066232Fucking GENERAL MOTORS
>>27066232What the actual fuck? I'm getting my shit off Robinhood ASAP before that thing explodes
>>27066232>>27066713I'm going to wager all of these stocks are being shorted by hedge funds affected by the GME squeeze.
>>27066232CLOWNHOOD
>>27066275What are your thoughts on Rocket Lake? Honestly feels like a terrible stopgap lineup, I'm actually thinking of holding off buying shares until those CPUs drop, feels like the stock might dip then.
>>27063772Actually why rycey are these fucks serious
The only move i made today was buy 5 shares of SPY.
>>27067286Based
>>27067286I bought 7 shares of FNGU. And I'm just gonna buy 7 shares, every Friday, until I'm out of cash.
I'm actually fucking worried about a huge crash now. This is insanity. Might liquidate half.
>>27067286>SQQQ in ID
>>27065220>>27064504>>27065847decentralized finance red pills are abundant in this thread
>>27067146The rocket they used for the promotional art, Northrop-Grumman OmegA, was an expensive, unstable, overheating piece of shit that got canceled outright when DoD wouldn't buy any launches. Take that as an omen.
>>27067286>sQQQwtf
Monday is going to be greener than a green thing frens.
>>27067286I bought 4 shares of TSM, 20 shares of KTOS, and 20 shares of AMD
do i fap?
>>27067838how does this work?Should I buy a 2022 SPY call for like $30?
>>27057451I lost 300 dollars overnight of my 1000 dollar savingsI feel so horrible and stupid I don't know what to do anonsmaybe I was meant to be poor so I'm just going to open a Roth IRA and put my money in there.
>>27067091This is probably correct.If the GME-short bag holders are going tits up, it's going to affect everything else they have a stake in. It's like a vote of confidence on a) the squeeze being successful and inevitable, and b) the same hedgies also having their fingers in the pies of these particular stocks.
>>27067286Oh man. That is is super fucking bullish for tza
>>27067864>20 shares of AMDOi! You got a license for all that AMD m8?!
Thoughts on TDY?
>>27067606>>27067806How do you trade if you can't see?
>>27066713for people wondering what's going on / why robinhood and other brokers are having to limit buyinghttps://youtu.be/MAqxQe0l4g0watch this interview with Anthony Denier, CEO of WeBullhe drops a lot of info that I don't think he was supposed to share - I think he lets it all out there as he's more worried about losing customers from this whole debacle than he is keeping the DTC liquidity crisis under wraps I highly recommend watching the whole interviewIf you don't have time>tldr;>stock sales take 2 days to settle>in the 2 days it takes to settle, settlement firms front the cash>right now they are being squeezed / struggling to front all the cash>they are afraid that by not limiting you will not be able to trade any stock, let alone the memes The market *should* be back to normal next week, as all the funds will have settled *knock on wood*
>>27068164treasuries are safe assets, yield is inverse to priceif people want more safety (they think market goes down) they buy treasuries, which makes yields go downif people want more risk, they sell treasuries, and yields go up
>>27067838SPY calls already loaded
>>27067864Nice anon! I like the TSM and AMD picks. Don't know enough about KTOS to comment
>>27068222Don't put in what you can't afford to lose, little buddy. You can come back from this, don't have paper hands.
>>27067864>HOLD ON THAT IS 19 SHARES OVER THE LIMIT GOY YOU CAN'T JUST PARTICIPATE IN OUR OPEN AND FREE MARKET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
So with all the paperhands selling this week, how bad with the squeeze be now?
>>27068388Why don't they just temporarily switch everybody's accounts into cash accounts if this is the case instead of being obtuse?
>>27068245I unironically bought it to spite Robinhood. Wealthsimple might be terrible in every other regard, but they've never turned off or limited a stock for me.>>27068493You should do some DD on Kratos, but in short>low cost stealth drone fighters to fly beside F-35s and literally act like Ace Combst wingmen, called the Loyal Wingman program>also a program to use them on their own in drone swarms, called Skyborg>also involved in cybersecurity>working on a flying aircraft carrier for drone swarms with DARPA>working with Microsoft on Azure Space Systems>many other cool things, basically a Cathie Wood wet dream>will probably be in ARKX, is already in ARKQ
>>27067864>>27068493Whats the deal with AMD?
>>27068971biz likes it which apparently makes it bannu
What ticker to shill for Argos to see if they are monitoring? I was thinking of>DISDIS>DISDIS>DISDIS
>>27068651https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN>>27068855With what cash?
>>27068971they dumped after beating earnings, and robinhood doesn't want me to buy it – that's good enough for me
>>27068855How would you do this?Liquidate all positions bought on margin?You can't..They could require people to put up 100% for anything now that they buy, but it still would have the liquidity crunch from funds taking 2 days to settle
r8 my bagsTSMFNGUMMEDFSRACWKHS
>>27065953>>27066223>when is it coming to america?Never, Sweden is based and decided young people should trade with leverage so they offer these in retirement accounts. IIRC.If you're paying any attention, America is about to fuck us out of using leverage because muh R*binzoomers scapegoat for hedgie shenanigans.
>>27068855They literally cannot afford the cash to cover everyone's activity.
>>27068229Basically this is a pre-emptive measure. Once the GME squeeze inevitably happens, they don't want to be double, triple, quadruple, or quintuple fucked by organized efforts to target these other heavily shorted stocks. Jim Cramer was right, like he always is anyway. WSB (and /biz/ to a lesser extent) is literally the most powerful force in the market right now, and this is the only way they can fight them, because they can do shit like this.
>>27066232>SOXLThis is just silly GET THE FUCK OFF ROBINHOOD YOU DUMB KIDS
>>27066713CCIV?Jesus, that sucks.
>>27069192>They could require people to put up 100% for anything now that they buy, but it still would have the liquidity crunch from funds taking 2 days to settle.I was thinking they could have done this, and avoided problems by making this transition earlier. Now things are the way they are, I guess you are correct.
>>27068971>What’s the deal with AMD?>it’s not in the morning>it’s not a doctor*cue band*
>>27068388Is this caused by the meme stock trades? The new capital inflow? Or is it a more systemic problem that will bite us in the ass sooner or later?
What's the next biomeme to buy for a weekend gap up, guys?I've heard things about CLSN, and options are quite crazy.
>>27067627that's actually hilarious,I think I'll wait for March and then buy in, hopefully it drops into 45-50ish rangelooking at these power draw and temp benchmarks for the 11900 is good for a laugh, that 14nm is really showing its age
>>27069658The overall volume is so high and so much cash moving around the brokers can't keep up with it financially.
>>27069658>Or is it a more systemic problem that will bite us in the ass sooner or later?Naturally
retard here: I have a rollover ira with a couple thousand dollars. I invested it in stocks this week. I am under the impression that I can't withdraw until I am 59.5 years of age unless I want to eat a 10% tax penalty. Am I still able to trade stocks every month on it without paying capital tax, or will I have to pay the tax man every yeah even though the amounts that were put into the fund initially were rolled over from my 401k, and therefore tax deferred? I want to be able to play around and build up a decent egg here if I can. thank you heres a picture to get your attention.
>>27069658I highly recommend you watch/listen to the interview as he explains it much better than I canUnironically, the GME/AMC squeeze was the catalyst for this liquidity crunch - however the problem itself if systemic, that funds were able to short a stock to 140% through synthetic longs
>>27069577Jerry, I can only buy one share on Robinhood, Jerry!
Getting off jewbinhood. Making a TDA account. Is the part where asks if you have an offer code asking if you have a referral? If so, someone drop a code, I'll put it in. I am getting off jewbinhood no matter what
>>27069976jesus christ she ruined herself
>>27070321>he hasn't taken the milkerpillpleb tier opinion anon
>>27063559MRNA seems like the real odd one out. It's not even commonly shilled on here, it's just one of the companies that made the vaccine and goes up or down on new vaccine-related news.
>>27070309No, but I can refer with your name and email for $50. I assume you don't want to just give this out though.
>>27070526I must admit I only found Abby Shapiros nudes today. Didn't know she had any. Glorious khazar milkers.
>XM restricted to 1 share>literally IPO'd yesterdaylmfao
>>27070526???? she had milkers, now she's just fat
>>27070637No, I don't. I guess I'll just have to deal without the extra 50. But fucking robinhood. Actually so fucking pissed at them right now. FUCKING RYCEY BEING RESTRICTED. FUCKING GM. What a joke.
>>27070526Are the massive honkabonkalloos worth the gut she is probably tucking in? Last time I checked, women hate it when you pinch their belly fat so it isn't like you can even properly enjoy it.
DING DING DING. How comfy did you get today? Only +1.09% for me. Spread too thin and still waiting to really profit off of AMC.
What are your predictions for monday? Looks like it could go either way
>>27070911LINK
>>27070625>SBUX>GMyou know Robinhood has a liquidity issue when they turn off the boomer stocks
>>27066232why the fuck are SBUX and GM on that list
Sooo im a retard, the market is closed this weekend right? That means no buying or selling till monday?
What do you call this pattern, /cmg/?>>27071243Just google it.
>closed 328so uh...what happens now
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down .21% today, hilariously almost flatty! Apologia for not posting yesterday, my work's wifi AND my phone LTE are rangebanned. Really, really excited to see what happens over the weekend, reminder to funnel profits into scarcity assets!This week we're going to the Romano's in Honalulu, Hawaii, where many of you are going with your well-earned profits!
>>27071180I'm 100% cash, though I am a retarded poorfag.
>>27071066she had milkers, and now she has better ones. >>27071164yes.also tummies are cute.
>>27071180Down 1%, mostly from TQQQ, I bought more when it hit 88
>>27071463Communist revolution
>>27071164>Are the massive honkabonkalloos worth the gut she is probably tucking in?Brosnan.jpg> Last time I checked, women hate it when you pinch their belly fat so it isn't like you can even properly enjoy it.Don't pinch it, grab it and squeeze it. >>27071180I pulled most of my portfolio out of RH up 20% so a decent day.
>>27071463Means nothing till 5:30 pm est
>>2707122410 year yield went up. Dip buying hedgies are back.
idk why I feel like wagmi.
>>27057451>30 y/o boomer memeIt's been a while. Worried about a market crash on monday. At least 30k held on the dow.
>>27071180I lost about $1.5k on my UVXY calls and basically ended flat for the week. The world didn't end, so I'm back to buying regular stuff, my picks are here: >>27069222
QRD on staking?
>>27071180-3.9% today with big oofs on MAXR and SRAC, but that just means cheapies
Any good stocks that I can buy long term and forget about? I hate checking my account every day
>>27071561Cannabro here. I’m +3% today. Praise Fidelity for being the only legitimate f2p broker left. >OPTI>TZA
>>27068651So what? It's not a 1-9 item express lane.
>>27072055staking in stocks is called selling covered calls>>27072201a simple, conservative portfolio of 33/33/33 TSM/MAXR/KTOS
>>27071970I know I won’tI’m very heavy cash, feels retardedThe dollar is about to be crushed, isn’t it? At least I kept some silver exposure.
>>27057451Mmmmm bought two apple stonkies on the dip.Dip to drip haha
>>27071561Pretty comfy +0.31% today. The red day saved a few of my covered calls. We'll see if I ultimately regret that next week.
>>27072365I can’t be a part of the meme party anymore...
>>27068388>We're in trouble now lads. Send Anthony Denier.
>>27072365do not falter fren
Up half a percent today on nok. I'm a europoor that sold it around mid-day.
>>27067950everyone needs a release from time to time, do you feel pent up anon?
>>27072778Post THAT picture.
>>27072812such a sad and lonesome thing to do
>>27066713Interesting that PLTR isn't on that list...
I was banned 5 days for LumpostingThere's an abusive mod roaming around /smg/Stay safe bros
>>27070065*canned cheering>you guys hear about the stock market?>apparently ((they)) SHUT IT DOWN
>>27073292it will be with that attitude!
>>27062322Imagine if $20b in AMD shorts needed to cover.
>>27073511While the collection of picts in your obviously massive folder was impressive, it isn't weird to get canned for avatar posting. I think even Chiles Ding Ding Ding bro got on the bad side of a Jannie for that. But yeah, fuck jannies.
>>27072972What pic?
>>27073511Avatarposting has always been banned, just change your characters up once in a while
>>27073511If only he'd ban the newfags, I reckon we're pretty safe in here though.
Can't wait for monday to come and wipe newfags out. I'm getting real fucking sick of HDLLOLDOAMONDHANDSKIKEJEW bullshit
>>27058510And they only aren't complete shit becasue NASA handed them 50 years of Lockheed and Boeing/McdonnelDouglas's proprietary tech on a silver platterIf you think the markets are fucked now remember these guys were sold for $100M in 2001
Alright just got done setting up my transfer from jewbinhood to TDA. Now to wait till next week to have my account ready and be free from kike restrictions. Free options trading is not worth the kikery they pulled today.
>>27072201TQQQ after the next 50% dump
>>27074591TDA has been restricting stock too. Most of the brokers have. Can't confirm if they did for the shit Goyhood did today though.
>>27073887I'm doubling my lum folder and making sure they can't stop me next time Fuck jannies
>>27074591There's nothing wrong with having multiple brokerage accounts. I use Fidelity and RH, Fidelity for real, meaningful stocks and RH to gamble. If you're doing it for reactionary purposes, you do you.
>>27073511>I was banned 5 days for LumpostingBased jannies. All avatarfags, namefags, and tripfags should be banned. The only one that seems alright is the original Jahy poster, not the impostor, and I haven't paid enough attention to know if that's true.
>>27074852I haven't had any TDA restrictions on stock trades. Options are a bit stressful but I'm too much of a boomer to trade options.
>>27074868they banned a couple of my bully posts too if you saw, they fear the anime girl
>>27074976Lum poster doesn't even do anything obnoxious besides avatarfag and his avatar is a classic, cute waifu. Pretty gay stance you've taken.
>>27073511i got banned for a MONTH for personal responsibility posting
>>27073724But it’s still a sad and lonesome thing even if you love doing it
>>27074976I hate tripfags so goddamm much.
>>27073511>AvatarfaggingWhy are you surprised again?
>>27075269it quite literally will be if you believe that to be true
>>27075139We will not be stopped jahy bro, give em hell>>27075231Thats actually bullshit Personal responsibility posts are absolutely based
I hate how unaesthetic my orders are
>>27075468You don’t get to bring friends
>>27075541Very /fa/ post.
>>27073887>banning Chile's anonWhat absolute mongoloid faggots jannies are. And they do it for free. Imagine sucking that much cock for free.
>>27074922Maybe I am being reactionary, but this isn't even the first time robinhood has jewed its users. They just got sued last december for not offering the best price and scalping pennies off their users market orders.
You should all really know how to get round a ban by this point. I hope you do.
>>27075927To be fair, how do you expect them to fund their bullshit app?
>>27075560I don't know what you are babbling about, but be careful cursing yourself, belief is very powerful, don't be so hard on yourself
>>27072897>>27072897>>27072897>>27072897>>27072897Isn't it amazing all these anons from other boards are here right now on /biz/ to be part of this crazy shit. What a time to be alive
>>27072841Monday is going to be VERY interesting indeed
>>27075927Every broker does this.
>>27076161I hate it
>>27075151Repeatedly making /smg/ threads with Lum is obnoxious and CLF tranny tier. >>27075283Me too, fren, it legitimately bothers me when I recognize people here. I just want to be all information to be judged equally without any bullshit drama or egomania attached. Community in anonymity, nothing sucks the fun out of it more than knowing the good information you post will help someone you despise.
>>27076161I hope the hedge funds win. I hope that they fucking bury you ear gauge wearing, face tattooed leftist degenerates.
Is nvidia a safe long play?Aside from the crazy demand vs supply issues in their favor they're going to acquire arm.
>>27076602Caring about the OP image is pretty fucking autistic. If no one else is making the new thread, I will.
>>27076602Hey, you're that guy who hates breakdowns in the veil of anonymity! How's it going buddy?
>>27076525It's only going last as long as GME stays up, you need to chill. At some point soon it will crash down to earth and ruin thousands, and they will stay away from the markets for a long time
>>27076525He hates it!>>27076630Bend over more, faggot.
>>27076630Me too. I actually see why the Jews hate the fucking goyim so much now. Absolute cattle that need to be slaughtered. >>27076602I once asked moot to force anonymity and get rid of tripfags. He told me to fuck off. Guess it’s just something we need to deal with.
>>27077015>>27077015>>27077015new
>>27076703>If no one else is making the new thread, I will.This isn't a real issue and it still doesn't mean you have to Lum post, you're just whoring for attention. It's extremely rare that /smg/ reaches page 10 without someone making a new thread. If you don't do it, someone else will.
>>27076925I don't mind trip/namefags if they prove their meriteg. 2scoops, BCRX shill, RKG, grimunpopular opinion: even cannabro isn't a bad guy - he just spammed some tickers too hard when he first got here - but they've performed / his tickers do alright I would rather take advice on trading ES from RKG than some anonIt makes me think of back in the golden days of /fit/ when zyzz/scooby had trips - you want to know you're talking to the real person