/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hmm, it's very red today. Regardless, I hope you're all doing well, frens.

>>27036811

These mushroom stocks are becoming decidedly uncomfy.

this is a joke. what kind of trash market do we have that it's so spooked by this it dumps 5%

>>27037023
Go on Bobo, short this market while the money printer printer is turned on. I dare ya.

THIS HORSE CANNOT BE STOPPED

>>27037191
Do you think it's possible this is a lead up to a serious correction?

Uvxy pls go up.

>>27037023
Stocks going down is literally illegal.

Buy dkng dip, sell at 56, been doubling my money for the past 4 weeks this is like runescape double money glitch

someone call?

>>27037262
Anyone that's played this market this week knows shorting is fucking retarded. I will only ever buy puts.

I regret my CLF position.

>>27036811
>Binance API python
Does someone use it ?
Can't install it
pls help frens

Should I buy back into LGVW. I sold it back in 22.

>>27037469
yes. if nasdump futures drop below 12727 then that's its last major support before it breaks the uptrend it's been in since the election. could drop another 1000 points from there. hell the monthly candle is about to turn red too

Dips keep dippin' let's go.

reposting. what do you guys make of this miniscule volume?

>>27037894
never buy preggo woman eraser.

>>27038153
Limited share restrictions.

>>27037925
How much of this do you think is a result of the current memestock fiasco?

Why are ETF, index funds, biotech and PSY recommended options for me, that's what I always hear? I'm planning on investing just side from my engineering job.

>>27038330
but thats only on retail

>>27038153
>no one selling

I bought btc at like 37000 to hold for years.
Did I FOMO bad ?

ah shit ah shit ah shit ah shit. bubble is taking a hit today

>>27036811
Monero master race checking in.

Is this a good time to buy AMD? They seem so solid but I guess people think intel will eat their lunch at some point?

horse 40$ eod?

>>27038153
I don't suppose we know how many short positions were closed out on yesterdays dip?

Soon I won't have access to the internet for 3 months, I'm financially illiterate, but don't want to have my money sitting in the bank either. What is something worth holding during that time with at least some profits?

>>27038596
just buy SOXL or SOXX imo

>>27038670
P/C ratio is still 2.48

>>27038812
BTC ETH 50/50

>>27038510
Rest in peace fren

>>27038481
Do you believe in magic? Cause I do sometimes

so redditors are now CLF, NOK, AMC, and GME bagholders?

Not like i bought any of those hahaha no way ! I definitely did not buy CRBP at the top either no sir.

>NASDUMP Monthly candle now green
Phew.

>>27038363
more than it should be. things were getting overextended anyway but I feel like spooked a lot of people into how unstable the market is. the only thing left is AMZN and GOOG earnings next week and then idk what it'll do. I dont think the meme stock shit ends today

>>27036811
Fuck kikes

>>27038596
Those people are retarded. The only problem with AMD and really all the semi's in general is the dependency on TSM and how the chinks are going to invade Taiwan this year.

>>27038510
shut the fuck i i saw your thread earlier youre a dumbass just hold.

>>27037423
he may have a nice suit on but look underneath and he's still got the same old

massive

horsecock

>>27038873
>2.48
>Put-Call Ratio Interpretation
>One way to interpret the put-call ratio is to say that a higher ratio means it's time to sell and a lower ratio means it's time to buy, because when the ratio is high it suggests that people are either expecting or protecting more readily against a future decline in the price of the underlying. A Put-Call ratio between 0.5 and 1 is considered a sideways trend in the markets.

>>27038669
If that's the case I'm posting my whole pink wojak folder

>>27038153
I feel like nothings happened yet. It may be yet to come.

>>27038481
>>27038924
Im getting nervous bro. Where is the gamma squeeze?

Cup and handle forming on the VIX....we gonna be ok bros?

>>27039207
lunch dump is almost over, afternoon moon is coming

a 1m bbby order just went through

>>27039390
nice
big holding over the weekend is an idea i didnt think id see

>>27038670
Based on that volume, probably not.

I need a REAL dip.

Like September shit.

UUUU is based. that is all. goodbye.

Ok, I am just a touch worried.

>>27039207
Last time it happened before noon, so maybe never? Also the 2.5 P/C will probably quell the squeeze.

>>27038379
It's the best stuff to start with if you're still learning.

And if you intend to be hands off and not really that active you can just fire and forget them.

>>27039798
Assume you mean puts/calls? If it moons that is going to absolutely fuck the hedges though

>>27039390
Ya I sold that to him

>horse is being dragged down by the rest of the market
alright I am a little concerned now. I think the party may be over anons

>>27039773
my goodness..

Time to spam smg

ALMIGHTY DUMP

>>27039390
Finally I'm getting some sleep today
Peace, frens, see you tomorrow

>>27039773
tfw you're already hedged for this by investing in GME

AMD recovery next week...

>>27040064
Ya, it's put/calls. There being no panic at this price level suggest to me that there won't be a spike.

>>27039390
That's very uncomfy.

>>27040172
I told you it was just because of shortmemeing. Compare with BBBY and AMC

SPY breached 369, we could very well be on the verge on a serious fuckening

I don't feel so comfy, bros.

wait wtf happened with the silver meme today i was asleep.

>>27040377
This, but unironically. 90% TQQQ + 10% GME is perfectly balanced.

>>27040194
>Kramerica shall know pain.

>>27039722

>>27040377
tfw doubled my networth with AMC and sold all for the next big dip

>>27040495
Wont market makers have to hedge those otm puts and itm calls, causing the gamma squeeze? Are they just praying the price drops today?

STRANGLE YOUR LOCAL GME INVESTOR

>>27039722
It's based but I wish it would stop crabbing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk

TFW pulled an oopsie

>>27041400
What's up, big guy?

>>27041329
LAst time the squeeze happened before noon, and was caused by huge upward momentum. Crabbing won't cause a squeeze. I wouldn't be suprised if they calibrated their algos too.

How many more red days before the all the people who started trading in March and April start to seriously panic?
I’d like some cheapies, but I don’t know if it will be enough to properly matter.

>>27040671
Diversification = buy more TQQQ

>>25922320
You're gay

>>27040495
>whole market trending down
>i told you
Numbskull

>>27041682
... my risk assessment has gone out the window in the past week. I basically feel like a poor tinny, I missed all the easy opportunities while my friends who broswe tik tok walk away with 20k

My folio is bleeding and im going to start over with this nice dip (if it continues)

I have a solid list from smg at least so i already know what to look for on the dip.

>>27041937
UUUU just crabbing around 4 dollars for weeks.

>>27042438
>4U
>4 dollars
Makes sense.

BURN AMERICA BURN

(This post was made by UVXY gang)

Too early to buy TQQQ? I should probably wait to see what happens next week.

>>27042184
What's onnyour list?

Let's gio

>>27042730
>>27042905
motherfuckers which one is it

>>27041855
i initially i thought the gamma squeeze is what caused the upward momentum, but looking at the chart last friday i think youre right
institutions must be holding still for a reason though, right? what the fuck is going on

Any of you guys holding GME since below $10? I'm trying to ignore the rest of the board.

There's nothing comfy to buy... Everything is either at ATH or 5% below it. Nothing comfy to hold... Maybe corsair

>>27043089
$9 here, but averaged up to like $13 i think. ive been trimming, but as you can see from my posts, im getting increasingly nervous

>>27043089
profits were taken by anyone who was that early.

>>27043236
>>27043254
I don't understand what there is to be uncertain of though. I don't mean there's nothing to worry about, but the shorts WILL have to cover, right? Am I missing something?

>>27043185
just pick up SPCE before it becomes the next TSLA

>>27042438
that's pretty bullish, means the breakout will be huge, just boring to hold

>>27043047
Either way really. If you want to profit off volatility you should have already been in though. Buying a hefty dip is safer than timing volatility imo.

Ah Fuck I'm gunna, I'm RECOOOOOOOOOOVERING.

just sold everything
did i fuck up

Fuck it, all in on govt supported airlines. Comfy 2 year hold

>>27043465
People actually think that funds will buy their stocks for 5k? lol

They will buy back the same shares from eachother and other sellers at much lower prices until their positions are closed

there will be bag holders.

>>27042985
its very long... and very schizo

>>27043254
t.s hill

>>27043608
Gotta have an early lunch so I don't miss out on the rocket ship.

>>27043622
>buy high sell low
you did good my fellow /biz/ disciple

I almost bought SPY 360 puts 2 weeks ago, almost.

>>27043622
Buy high sell low

>>27037689
kek not as much as me anon. these bags are so fucking heavy
>t. bought over 18

SPY BROKEN 369 SUPPORT
>SPY BROKEN 369 SUPPORT
SPY BROKEN 369 SUPPORT
>SPY BROKEN 369 SUPPORT
SPY BROKEN 369 SUPPORT
>SPY BROKEN 369 SUPPORT
SPY BROKEN 369 SUPPORT
>SPY BROKEN 369 SUPPORT

>>27043465
They can cover little by little without increasing prices much.

>>27043660
That's not really how covering short work tho.

>>27043752
>>27043845
fuck
what do i buy

Just realized UUUU = 4U...

That's a big realization

for you.

>>27043622
Based!

>>27043944
>They can cover little by little without increasing prices much.
So is this basically the top? What do you think it will be at on Monday?

>>27044038
SQQQ might be good. Or Airbnb since that's still around its IPO price.

>>27043885
CRASH AND BURN YOU PEICE OF SHIT, DEATH TO AMERICA

>>27043660
Longest nose ITT

>>27043236
You can always be comfy in your mind, don't be a casual player, the common sense does not apply today

>>27043622
If you feel the need to ask, probably yes.

>>27043944
I think that most of the institutional support positions were closed for a loss after yesterdays sell off.

>>27043845
Just keep holding them, I think we'll see $21+ by the end of this quarter.

Is uh... anyone else down a lot right now?

>>27044208
I have zero idea and not willing to speculate.

>>27044293
The volume was not nearly enough for that.

>>27044293
*short positions. The fuck is wrong with me today.

I'm bleeding so hard today. Down 1.5K for the week.
I think Biden will have to announce his stimulus plan regarding infrastructure this weekend to try and give investors reassurance.

>>27044558
Nope, just you anon, sorry.

>>27044558
>>27044718
A lot of people were spamming that you should cash out yesterday. I did and I do not regret it.

>>27044718
>sleepy dementia grandpa

>reassurance

pick one

>>27044558
Yes. I'm down almost 6% for this week alone now.

I sold low. Going to move into TQQQ next week. I at least feel comfortable holding this even through down times.

>>27044635
>not willing to speculate
Yeah fair enough. I'm just trying to figure out what to do because I could theoretically end up with a 6 figure gain according to a lot of the estimates I see.

>>27044558
Hell yeah, and I'm buying more.

>>27044957
same, ouch

>>27045039
zoom out

>>27042579
>>27043503

>>27044718
>Sleepy joe announces infrastructure plan
>All materials will be imported from China
Wow thanks Joe you're so cool with your aviators and lisp. #decencyisback

Should I sell puts on AAPL, XLK or TSM?
I'm leaning toward XLK, but maybe I'm just a giant pussy

Reposting this, cause it's a work of art.

https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>>27045290
Those are some pretty death crystals ngl.
But I wouldn't "invest" in UUUU until after the recession. It will be way cheaper.

>>27044957
>>27045259
Ha... haha... yeah I'm not down 15% for the week or anything bros...

>>27043622
ok i'm doubling down on amd
i made a lot this month but i'm feeling scared

>>27045290

>>27044558
yeah
I think I just won't look at anything until this blows over

volume totally dead on GME. nobody wants to buy at these levels but everyone is just fucking holding. what the fuck

>>27045539

>>27045673
Waiting for the gamma squeeze.
Also >>>/biz/smg

>>27045673
The call option will be exercised.

>>27045550
I would buy Airbnb too anon. No need to double down and increase your risk. And this is coming from someone who has AMD as around 20 to 35% of their portfolio. Airbnb is a gem

>>27044558
Up 10% today

>>27045264
What am i supposed to be looking at?

Idc if goes lower I bought 30 shares, going to buy 70 when it dips more

>>27045673
It's lunchtime.
Also this would mean that the stock is fairly priced :^)

>>27039028
I don't think so either, they're talking about holding into next week, GME being $34000 a share and other nonsense.

>>27045853
the p/c is apparently 2.5 and theyre working hard to keep those new puts ITM and calls OTM
>>27045793
>implying almost anyone in those threads would see my post, understand it, and give me a reasonable response
ive baked like 1/3 of these /cmg/ threads

>>27045998
Hey Alex, how's it going?

>>27044558
+13%
maintenance call of 7.5k though

>>27045998
September.

>>27045877
The founder/CEO wants to move the company into active property management. That's an absolutely terrible idea and they already burn cash at an alarming rate.

Here, retards.

https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

>>27046158
>ive baked like 1/3 of these /cmg/ threads
based, I think it's been me doing the other 2/3rds. Our /smg/ regulars are lazy bastards.

>>27037186
What are you holding?

>>27045853
I'm holding OTM calls with no capital to buy them

I will be screwed so hard by Robinhood when they take them to sell an hour before close.

>275
well there is our answer

>>27046290
>active property management
hmmm. I was hoping they would move into providing airfare deals like booking does.
To me, that would be the next logical step. You book your place on their app, then you book your airfare through them too.
I agree with you tho that property management isn't the best idea because most people renting their place on there likely don't own enough properties to make hiring a property manager worth wild.
Still bullish tho.

>citron faggot is leaving the short selling scam
LMAO absolutely beautiful. I hope that kike jumps out of his office building on his way out. I hope Kikenburg gets his too.
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/citron-halts-20-years-short-142212996.html

Fuck this week man. Can't believe I fell for the AMC meme.

>>27036138
You think he’s right or stupid?

>>27035659
>>27035547
Fuck me
Well I want cash but I also have a hard time being bearish when everyone is so bearish

>>27042184
I hope my friends made millions and are afraid to tell me because they know I suck at this. I want them to succeed though.

>>27037494
Ugh I can’t even hedge right...

>>27046159
Good, I need to get back to my studies though and quit posting.

>>27046227
You know what I'm actually worried about tesla come to think of it. Thats actually why I haven't wanted to buy into TQQQ but this is a good dip, I can probably swing it at least.

>>27047155
Tinny?

Shill me you best buy and hold cheapies out there right now

>>27047170
Its understandable, but with all those GME calls expiring ITM, I expect chaos next week. Might happen, might not, but I rather close when I'm green on my positions then baghold them.

When are the reddit fags going to leave? I want my board back

>>27047170
>You think he’s right or stupid?
I think he has an old man's mentality, meaning that he can't adapt to what's happening and is recoiling like a scared rat
Not stupid tho, he probably knows more about finance than me

>>27048061
Never, I even think /smg/ has some new tripfags. Brilliant.

>>27047270
>trying to swing an index
This is one of the places where timing the market absolutely does not work.

>>27046575
Mainly MMEDF and NUMI.

Come on UVXY PUMP! PUMP IT UP!

>>27047979
vtgn. about to start phase 3 trials for a benzo alternative with no side effects.

>>27047979
SRAC is pretty alright. It's consolidated pretty solidly at $20 since it pumped and the merger with Momentus is expected to happen in Feb. During the first week of the merger there's a pretty good chance it will pump.

>>27048593
imagine the smell

>>27048061
Probably near the end of next week when they are all sitting on massive bagholds and leaves trading behind for a few months to cope

>>27048736
>During the first week of the merger there's a pretty good chance it will pump.
Just like GHIV was supposed to pump before the merger?

>>27045673
calm before the storm

Talk of an infrastructure bill makes me giddy
I think the PAVE shilling on CNBC is going to make me a bagholder

>>27048254
But what’s happening is as obvious as cara delevigne being a man

The fed said they’re not letting any businesses effected by the pandemic go bankrupt. Too many clever people saw that these were priced for bankruptcy, and shorted them. Now there’s a short squeeze that is allowing the fed to save businesses. GameStop and AMC are saved.

This hasn’t happened before?

Need a laugh anons? Look at this redd*t cring post >>27043722
>>27048061
They're fucking everyone. Even in this thread I see redd*t spacing.
It's going to be a while.

>>27049150
I could have sworn he was going to talk about an infrastructure bill this week, but only went on to blabber about racial inequity in the housing market, and then more racial inequity and injustices that must be stopped. Just buy fucking calls on pronoun futures at this point.

>>27048736
How do you feel about the momentus ceo resigning yesterday?

>>27048378
>/smg/ has some new tripfags
fugggg

>>27048832
>GHIV
I'm still bagholding this garbage

GME to 250 or 240 before close pls

>>27049530
kek

Bfarf is being unfairly suppressed, fair value is 8 dollars Canadian surely. This market is stupid, my boomer XOM shares are also nearly back to the lows.

>>27048832
GHIV was a shilled meme stock, SRAC 100% to 25 and has stayed solidly at 20 since.

Cannabro here. I just bought tza In case the market decides to go pfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpffp over the weekend. I’m no bear but I am willing to bet small cap is going down hardcore next week cause of this weeks shenanigans...
>OPTI

It's fucking over.

what's with this volume?

>>27049367
>Look at this redd*t cring post
This is almost certainly /pol/. Anytime a board sees an surge in pol users, garbage like this becomes more prevalent.

>>27049530
How diversified are you? Just getting started but I'm in tabac, green energy and tech (network, chips)

>>27049496
Literally the best thing for the stock. Getting rid of the Russian has put an experienced, and more importantly American, CEO in charge - meaning the company will likely face less scrutiny from government regulation.

>>27049530
At least you're not holding IVR from back when it was shilled here in the summer.

>>27049749
Western countries are way more fucked than anyone could have imagined even 2 years ago

>>27049749
are you bag holding GME?

>>27050022
Didn't mean to reply

>>27045719

Can we class action Citadel

>>27039207
February

>>27048061
When all the people "buying this dip" sell for a loss and never trade stocks again

>>27050219
No, I'm bagholding white genetics.

>>27050379
It's small consolation, but it makes it all the sweeter given how obnoxious and entitled these newfags and r*dditors are, knowing they will be generational bagholders.

>>27050017
I don't even think /pol/ puts spaces betwen green text though.
They need to go back desu.. I liked our slow board the way it was before

>>27050741
/pol/ is the biggest Reddit colony on this site.

>>27050314
can't go lower can it? I keep buying the dip but it keeps dipping
>>27050022
my main plays are CLF and CRSR

>>27050634
I have 1 GME share left I got at 320. I'll baghold it till 0

>>27044718
>gibs plz

>>27050314
cliff tranny in shambles

FUCK

>>27045330
right?? america hasn't imported stuff from china in years

>>27049516
2, by my count. Hoesntly 8 kun /biz/ is looking more and more appealing by the day.

what does this racial equity in housing shit translate to IRL? are they literally setting up subprime 2.0?

hello where is gamma squeeze? i was promised afternoon squeeze

Just dumped everything apart from pharma and supermarkets.
Way too many goyim being attracted to stocks over this GME shit. Whole thing just screams 'bagholder'.

>>27051094
>pic
kek accurate

>>27050056
Cool. I’ll look into the new ceo. This looks pretty promising if their revenue estimations are correct.

>>27050314
your failure still brings me joy, just you though.

>>27049336
>tranny analogies
Don't listen to me, I'm retarded
Good luck with your calls

>>27051330
Yep
Theres going to be millions of more niggers defaulting on loans again. Same as it ever was. And we're forced to cover the losses for the jews who sold them the loans, knowing full well they'll never pay them back

Just sold out of my options positions for now. 40% cash now waiting to see what happens monday.
Godspeed bros

>>27051330
It means you will accept all the niggers placed into section 8 housing in your neighborhood and you will love it. Oh and you're also paying for all of it, racist.

>>27043622
Based retard

You don't think that they know the market is going to crash soon and want to distract people from pinning it on them, do you?

>>27049336
I think the main giveaway for Cara actually being a man is that she is funny/has a sense of humour. What more proof do you need?

I made a 30% return on my portfolio today through SQQQ calls and UVXY puts..
however.. I accidentally bought the UVXY puts dated for 1/29 instead of for 2/1 and when forced to sell at 3:00pm would flag me for PDT
I wrote an email to my broker explaining the mistake.. praying that they lift the flag
30% return in one day is not worth 90 days no day trading.. please market gods bless me with forgiveness

>>27052025
>market tanks starting years long recession/depression
>media blames retail investors and trumptards
>new regulations put into place preventing non-accredited investors from buying stocks or at least options
Great.

>>27050949
It's more of a souvenir at this point.

>>27044292
Of course he’s right though there will be bag holders

>>27051830
Just talking about facts I’ve learned from the smg update
Why do you say calls?

It's odd how everybody is telling their own version of the Gamestop thing. Tim Pool is talking about class war and occupy wallstreet. Joe Rogen is talking about fucking shit up. I don't think the initial motivation was more than making money. Only after witnessing the amount of price manipulation that's happening in order to maintain that short position this whole thing got more personal.

>>27052413
possible.

they wanted to take out stimmy and neetbux away

>>27052718
anyone on this board that let it get personal is going to get fucking bogged and ill be happy to see them leave

>>27051498
It is promising. My price target is $40 however some people who have way more invested than me are saying they're holding long term

>>27050314
>Hehe loading up these dips boys
>CLF squeeze soon
>Can we sue Citadel
Your pain sustains me

>>27052413

That's what I'm thinking. This whole thing reeks of a Jew psyop.

>tfw not buying this dip
Watch this shit bounce back into ATHs next week.

>>27052718
This was never about some gay moral crusade until reddit really took off and pol got involved. I just want this damn thing to squeeze so I can get out.

I bought $20k of FB weeklies. They had a positive earnings and are in a deep dip. I'm either fucked or gonna 3x in a week.

>>27053036
this, the shakeout is over, shits gonna fly
tesla on big discount right now IMO

>CCIV
I've never seen a SPAC move on so little to no news. I thought people would be tired of holding it by now.

I fucked up my back frens

Considering buying AMD Bull X5 securities on Monday.

>>27053240
Actually, TSLA Bull X8 doesn't seem like a bad idea either.

>>27052718
>odd how everybody is telling their own version
Yes, this is how talking heads work. They either don't know what the fuck they're talking about or they spout BS that supports their ideas. GME was a fundamental investment from the start. (((They))) never let a good opportunity to create a """"crisis""""" go to waste. Can't wait for all the new regulations for our """"protection""""". God, I hate this world so much.

>>27053228
ill crack it for you

>>27053221
fuckin stockmoe

buy CLII next

>>27053155
I wish

>>27053228
drink lots of water and eat your greens

>>27052407
>30% return in one day is not worth 90 days no day trading
brutal.

>>27053228
Same, I've been fucked for like a week. Terrible pain when I get up from a chair or the bed. Had to skip the gym.

if i have various IRAs from brokerages my parents set up for me, how do i get them all to Vanguard which is where my main holdings are?

Ive never heard of 'Ivy Investments' or 'Capital Group American Funds', i want to be all on based Vanguard

>>27053228
Sorry to hear that. Could be worse though, it could be your anus prolapsed like portapotty anon.

>>27052822
I took it personal and I already sold it. I'm not a retard. Uberkiks too btw. Everybody is acting like this was purely motivated by ideology.
>>27053042
It simply shows how biased people fundamentally are. Tim Pool has no connection to all of this and all he ever did was class warfare. He sees something, he tries to adopt it into his world view. And that's the elite vs population view. It's like they don't even wanna find out what actually happened.
>>27053409
Pretty much.

>>27038510
I either hope you’re a billionaire or sincerely joking I’d sell and buy doge bit has and always will be useless to the normie economy

Looks like GME is getting bogged

>>27053811
I'm still trying to figure out what a good price is to catch it.
Lots of bagholders now that wanna get out when I crashed. It's the pumper effect.
The cohen saga is not over yet.

>>27053811
they're selling? Good, that's probably why all my stocks are rising

>>27053811
i dont think it's over yet. it's still above $250 closing the week out if it holds this. think about that. it's insane

>>27053811
A taste of what will come for us all.
*vrrrrrrrrrrrt*

if youre holding ITM 1/29 gamestop calls that you cant exercise, robinhood is going to start selling them around now. wonder how this will effect the squeeze

>>27054227
yes hello apu speaking

>>27054091
A "good price" passed ages ago, anything now is borderline gambling.

>>27053811
It almost seems as if GME is inversely correlated to the indices.

>>27054354
I'm talking about the sub 40 range. I'm eyeing 20 for now. We will see.

>>27053036
the market is practically inverting GME this week, I will panic if it dumps and we don't recover in a few days

>>27053811
yeah, sudden drop with steady volume? sure thing shlomo reeeeeeee

>>27054349
Hello fren I'll conference you in, got your broker (female) on the other line.

>>27053811
>>27054187
following this up, there is no volume. just look at it compared to monday/tuesday. if you look at the level 2 order data its just bundles of 20-100 shares getting traded back and forth to each other. you know who is doing that, and why, right?

>>27054674
not comfy

>>27054674
L2 quotes are given in 100's.

>>27054640
yes hello I am stuck in the toilet also when is the squeeze and who are these strangers on my board

I need UVXY at $15. Please channel your energy to me, comfybros!

>>27054227
*swipes up to reject call with message*
heh, nothing personnel kid

10 year yield is up big today
Buy the dip fellas - I know it's scary
If 10 year yield was crashing / flight to bond safety, I would understand the fear/hesitation
Buy the dip!
I bought SPY calls personally

>>27055173
squeeze is cancelled fren, bog's orders. The non frens should leave by next week.

>>27054674
>just bundles of 20-100 shares getting traded back and forth to each other
It's gonna take years for them to cover their position at this rate though.

>>27055366
they're gonna run outta money to cover those loans

this feels a lot like the election. it all looks like GME is gonna moon but they'll pull some kind of trickery to get out. I'll hold regardless for the memes

>>27055366
L2 quotes are bundles of 100. So, it's 2x100, 10x100, etc.

*calls female broker wtih my jitterbug*
>Hello Mr-
>Yeah I need ya to sell everything an go all intuh John Deere.
>Uh hang o-
*click*
*sip*
>Yup, always gonna needa tractor.
*engages blades at 6am*
*mows yard twice*

I need someone to tell me I am a moron and that I shouldn't go balls deep in RYCEY right now. I am feeling like I have low impulse control.

Newfag here, not sure if this is the right thread, want to start investing in something relatively safe just to get a hang of things, I would hold for at least a year or two, got around 3k. Can you share some recommendations?
I was thinking about waiting for a dip below 50 and then maybe buying Intel, want to get in before Alder Lake makes its debut.

>>27056326
Actual farmers hate John Deere tho because of the repairing bullshittery.

>I NEED PLTR PUTS
>here you go Mr. Market
>I NEED GME PUTS
>here you go Mr. Market
>I NEED BB PUTS
>here you go Mr. Market
>I NEED AMC P-
>slams door
>goes back to vidya

>>27056393
You aren’t a moron and you should go balls deep into
>TLRY

>>27056565
That's a lawn mower, son. Ain't gone buy nuttin but good ol John Deere.

>>27056326
Audibly kek'd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FB_94FnDCY
Get on the lawnmower, Shinji.

Guys what's your favorite song from need for speed underground?

>>27056925
>DOWN SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
Why have you gone and done this

>>27056393
Why would you want to do that?
What is its book value?
What is its revenue, gross profit, operating profit, and net income? How much of that net income is cash? Is that even important? Never buy a company before knowing those things.

>>27056925
havent played that thing for years
cyberpunk soundtrack pretty nice

>>27056925
Riders on the storm, it's also very comfy.

>>27056393
What's the argument besides being spicy?

>>27056925
Does U2 count? Because then riders of the storm.

Otherwise its obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKoY1fw7yCo

>>27056393
It’s all about opportunity cost IMO will that money elsewhere be better? I’m in at 1.5k shares at 1.60 and I kinda regret it

New thread, frens.

>>27057451
>>27057451
>>27057451

>>27057117
>>27057275
>>27057318
Brofist.

[Silently gives you cheapies]

>>27056925
>need for speed underground?
Didn't like it.
Personally I preferred Midnight club.
https://youtu.be/CttM9jZ711M

I GOT TWO YOLO CALLS WHEN J MEANT TO ONLY GET KNE AND NOW THE POSITION IS UNCOMFORTABLY LARGEEEE AND ILLIQUIDDD

Does cashapp not allow setting a buy / sell price point?

>>27057508
>308

doomp eet

311

>>27057830
Is the bump limit not 300?

>>27058333
It's 311

>>27058333
310

>>27058406
Why change it from 300 to 310, why not 300 to a much bigger number. Was this gook moots doing?

>>27058592
no it was me

>>27058718
Why did you never reply to my emails Mr Poole?

>>27058828
Because he has a happy family now.
>tfw moot has a family and you still don't

>>27059044
I've got a family, I am jelly of his hairline though.

>>27059151
hell of a jaw on him too

>>27057370
>>27057199
>>27057288
Thanks bros, I have cooled off a bit.

5 minutes until it pops off