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Now there's a chance of him dying in a 'suicide' by you know who.

he uses the uno card deck to guide his trades

Ha awesome just please make Gamestop go back up

>>27051716
people will fucking doxx themselves just for clout
fucking retards

>>27051716
wait, so this dude managed to make hedge funds lose billions of dollars, and by doing so making himself multi-millionaire

Here's to Deepfuckingvalue
for proving me that anything is possible lmao

>>27051716
hes still holding. now he doxxes himself. no way he doesn't get investigated if he sells

>>27051716
>first they laughed

>>27052200
I only buy stocks in deep red so I can bust out this bad boy

>>27052493
Hope that 15min of dopamine was worth it. Fucking retard. Now he's got the IRS up his ass, family members reappearing after long absences begging for gibs and loans, middle aged roasties inviting you to wine and blanket soft rock events, boomers shilling you insurance

>>27052493
>>27052148
>>27051716
>This just in, user named DeepFuckingValue has been found hanging from a doorknob.
>Investigations have ruled it as a suicide.

>>27052200
So is Uno or Scrabble better for picking?

>>27051716
Damnit I thought Deepfuckingvalue was a hot blonde, was always simping for her on reddit. Turns out its some ugly incel

>>27052959
>middle aged roasties inviting your to wine
oh god I wish that were me

>>27052815
this nigga is literally a time traveler

>>27053143
>incel
he has a wife (I think) and children
>>27052493
Apparently cnbc is doxxing him

>>27053143
Looks pretty chad to me. To have balls that big requires not only mental discipline but intense physical discipline.

>>27051716
Lol @ his chair. Fucking Game of Thrones edition. If you don't have the NAPA leather stealth edition 2020, you're ngmi. Anyway, dude is going to jail. If they can't van him, they will audit him every day until he is broken.

>>27053382
thats true
this guy had a 14M loss and didnt sell
i dont think i would be able to do that

>>27052959
>middle aged roasties inviting you to wine

i-is this a thing?

>>27053692
Yes they also call you drunk at 1am telling you they’ve been thinking about you

>>27052148
>anon has been found dead in his gaymer chair
>has a bullet hole in his back
>sources revealed this was a suicide

>>27053290
Why would you want that. They want you to coom in them so that they can queer your clone and use that to leech off of you for the rest of their lives.

If you have that money, get a naive <25 year old, preferably foreign, who you can fully control for a while. Even if she rug pulls you when she reaches >35, at least your kids won't be genetic defects

>>27053984
queef*

>>27053984
>If you have that money, get a naive <25 year old, preferably foreign, who you can fully control for a while. Even if she rug pulls you when she reaches >35, at least your kids won't be genetic defects
Unfathomably based

>>27053125
>>27053959

People who can actually think for themselves: Yeah, they killed him...

Good goys: Ha ha ha. Take meds, schizo. Beep boop.

>>27051716
>talking to the m*dia
rookie mistake, goy

>>27053959
>sources familiar with his style of thinking revealed this was a suicide
ftfy

>>27055159
He fucked up already if he used a reddit account that's tied to his email address in his own home. You don't do this shit without going anonymous.

>>27055551
true, I'm so used to anonymous shitposting on chinese cartoon forums that I forgot how easy it is to get doxed on places like that.
Was still absolutely fucking retarded to advertise himself like that

>>27052493
I'm pretty sure when you sell securities worth over a certain amount it's public anyway right?

>>27051716
Hed better put some of those gorillions into security. Theyre going to either entrap and ruin him or... other things... to him.

>>27053984
ok, you're an incel who hates women. we get it frendo

>>27052148
“Reports stating Reddit user DeepFuckingValue was found dead in his home shot 16 times in the chest, authorities are still investigating but they believe it to be a suicide”

>>27051716
How many years is he going to do in prison? I'm guessing around 10

>>27056080
>no don’t drive a new Lamborghini here’s a 1992 carolla anon itbhas experienve and knows what it wants I’m going insannnnnne!!!!

>>27052815
Diamond
Hand

>>27055753
Heh, maybe this was his intention. Maybe he wants to see if he gets martyred some way to help show just how fucked up this whole system is.

Everyone however, like good little goys, will actually buy anything the mainstream media pumps out.

Find some bullshit reason to sue him? "Hahaha, market manipulator bad. Wall street good."

Get him to 'commit suicide'? (Along with his family) "He actually killed himself because media say so, beep boop."

>>27051716
My hero. If the elites have their way I’m sure he’ll become an hero soon enough tho. Dude better watch his back and/or move to a remote country.

>>27053984
>They want you to coom in them
sounds pretty based desu

>>27052959
>boomers shilling you insurance
Explain.

You guys know he's had a youtube account and done livestreams this entire year people were laughing at him for buying FUCKING GAMESTOP right? He's always been out in the open.

>>27051716
>27051716

this is very , very stupid

if you ever make any amount of money

don't tell anybody

someone soijackify him pls

>>27054599
Go back to yiddit

>>27051716
What a true retard. Only a faggot would do all that and then step in the spotlight. Dude is a plant/shill or truly stupid

>>27061870
Even redtards know obvious fake suicides when they see one.

>>27053984
>preferably foreign
>won’t be genetic defects
mutt hand typed this

>>27053352
didnt he doxx himself?

>>27062444
I don't care about the context of your post, you reddit retard teen, I can tell by your cringe writing style that you're a fucking yiddit norm who should fuck off.

>>27052493
This, i would stay as unknown as possible

>>27052959
t. problems I want

I'm so glad to be here with you bros during this history. Literally the greatest thing I've ever seen here.

>>27053958
LOL! Too fucking right mate