/biz/ - Business & Finance

What’s funny is you people are so financially illiterate, some random anonymous man with a frog avatar can post
>hurt durr not enough volume
And you believe him blindly.

I’ll give you a little tip. YES there WAS enough volume, the squeeze HAS been squoze, and you WILL be left holding stinky, fat, Reddit bags unless you sell immediately.

Don’t let these fedora lords massacre you like this. You’re 4chan, for crying out loud! Have some self-respect and quit while you’re ahead.

SHOW ME YOUR HODL FACE, KEEP YOUR ENERGY UP TO SUMMON KEK

>[ERROR: STOCKS NOT FOUND]
>Please, it was an honest mistake, you have to sell those stocks! We can't survive this price!

TEST

WHERE MY /GAYHOLDERS/ AT

WELL, ONE MOVE MELVIN, WE DIDN'T SELL

WHAT NOW?

Merhaba, kardeş :)

> tfw I check GME then check my account to make sure those sürtüklar don’t take my 1.9 shares, trying to stay cool as I smoke my shisha

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDfOYn0118

I will not sell my Gamestop shares.
I will not sell them to players.

I will not sell them on a train.
I will not sell them for you, Bane.
I will not sell them on a FUD.
I will not sell them to you, bud.

I will not sell them on a scare.
I will not sell them in a bear.
I will not sell them here or there.
I will not sell them anywhere.

I will not sell my Gamestop stock.
I will not sell them, suck my cock.

>>27030150
This one is a little better :)

REMINDER
THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO HOLD
WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT THEY NOT ONLY WANT, BUT THEY DESPERATELY NEED
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING!!!

OH GOD IM HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDING

Look at this non-existant volume lmao

Can anyone here get a list of the actual sell walls for GME?

guys, you promised me squeeze today...

>mfw killing kikes with their own usury trap
there is a god and he has a sense of humor

HOLD THE LINE
>*brrrr* *brr* *brr* *brr* *brr* *brr*
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

Burn (((them))) all to the ground
Diamond hands lads.

>>27030150
can't tell if boomer, bot, or first day on the job

>>27030150
gee.. i wonder

>>27030090

16 shares ordered just now. Don't care, just want to see the Kikes squirm.

FUCK KIKES

Errr when's it hitting 1k bros, you promised me...?

Hier representieren, meine Herren !
>>27029997

Grug will hold. Grug like the stonk!

>>27030232
Kek

>>27030232
gold

doggy is smiling :DD

>>27030150
At the risk of giving a (you) these posts are not worth the effort, please just stop man it's cringe

Worth buying more now if I got glitched into buying at 400 yesterday?

He'¨s gonna buy GME and so are you!

>>27030090
I'm sorry, I can't handle the stress anymore... I placed limit sells @ over 9000

Question: If this is such easy free money, why isn't every other big hedgefund jumping on the train?

>GME STAYING IN THE 300'S TODAY

I SMELL HEDGIE BLOOD

>>27030090
TODAY WE TAKE THE BATTLE TO (((THEM)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_FHPJIhNBw

>>27030161
>mfw hodling until Andromeda
Reminder the squeeze will happen over several days.

GAMERS
RISE
UP

Alien waifus will be yours if you only have the courage to HOLD

>>27030150
Makes sense. I made a great profit and I'm cashing out now.

>$335

>>27030150
we like the stock

I would like to go on record here: all my posts are satire. That being said, I'm never selling my stonks. I really like Gamestop.

>>27030150
The other thread didn't have a bot first post, that's why it was deleted

Got in at a small dip. Now to do absolutely nothing

>>27030291
gamma squeeze.

>>27030150
>reddit v 4chinz posting
>uses reddit spacing
NICE TRY MELVIN, NOT TODAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vujsjtrfmE
MOTIVATION FROM BLADEE
HOLDDD

>>27030150
>for shucks sake, i really care about you!

I'm gonna go nap. Watch my hold and keep me updated. K thanks

>>27030291
Day isn’t over nigger

>>27030150
>You’re 4chan, for crying out loud

Did you just openly admit to being a shill?

21MM volume oh my goodness

>>27030150
gamestop doesn't have enough copies of battletoads. I already gave them a call

>>27030314
The first post is always a SELL post 20 seconds after the thread gets made, consistently.
It's 240% a bot.

>>27030150
hurt durr not enough volume

>>27030481
at how much?

Couldn't afford the chad GME. Stocked up on NOK instead.

Nok will make too? right?

Yuropoor here
I've done my part

>>27030437
>Trust the plan
topkek

>Missed out because funds didn't come through yesterday
>NO FUCKING DIP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WEEK
>A fucking vtuber board
Jesus christ why do I have to constantly be fucked over by the universe. Who did I get cursed by on the fucking bus?

WHAT HAPPENED LAST THREAD?????????

>>27030559
PFFFFFFFFFFT VALID

>>27030481
based

>>27030150
Dude Gamestop is cool and we just like their stock

>>27030150
>You’re 4chan, for crying out loud!
You can't even LARP properly. What a joke.

>>27030150
HOLDING UNTIL THE CRASH! THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE!

PSA for any webull users. Go to your home page, click on the more icon, then find the stock lending income program, and OPT OUT OF THAT PROGRAM.
Tis will prevent your stocks from being loaned and shorted.

DIAMOND. FUCKING. HANDS.

>le reddit hodl memes
>we can beat the jews lol!
You trannies are about to lose all of your fucking money.

>>27030150
It's getting worse. Please lurk for two weeks and attempt to FUD again

Is there any serious benefit to owning a full share instead of fractional?
I'm at 0.7 GME right now and wondering if I should up the stakes.

Why is it so slow today?

>mfw the only ones making money is the front runners profiting in the billions
>mfw all the newbie retailers will end up holding the bag

>>27030458
>halt

if i short sell gme now when its pumped i have to get shitload back rite bros?

>>27030232
BASED

dubs and all of you win with a crushing victory.

can something just fucking happen

When does the price start going up

No FUDs only dreams

>>27030344
Pay attention. You'll know when it hits.

>>27030150
Don't fucking care.

>>27030090

one GME share please

>>27030445
What the fuck did you do to my wife

>>27030150
Grug sees through your bullshit

>>27030150
this is sad to watch by now

>>27030643
what do you have against /vt/ anon?

>>27030150
This was the first post I ever believed was actually a bot

>>27030634
Nah, you're fucked m8.

>>27030232
kino

>>27030476
None of my posts are satire and I'm still not selling this wonderful stock.

>>27030150
not

>>27030232
genuine kek good job

>>27030668
WE LIKE THE STOCK

https://youtu.be/71JOIJKbse0

>>27030150
Fuck off Melvin!

>>27030581
I wish we could pull the battletoads thing again, desu

LIVING ON A THIN LINE
OOOOOO
TELL ME NOW
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

How do I make the best out of my fractional shares?

Make sure to say hello to all the Melvin shills ITT
HEY MELVIN! FUCK. YOU.

Should I buy more at $333 right now?

>>27030643
>bus
BARINGE
sounds like you're just cursed overall

>>27030778
The shorts have already been covered retard.

>>27030601
i manage to post 30 seconds after the thread starts, he's just a bit faster and has a pasta ready to go

>>27030789
>Jarael
My nigga

>>27030638
>they're haemorrhaging from interest
>they doubled down on shorts
>they need the stonk when the time comes
>the (normal) daily volume isn't anywhere close to the amount of stonk they need
It's been low volume yesterday and today because they didn't allow people to fucking buy stonks and most of the trading has been between h*dgies.

>>27030776

When you KYS

>>27030909
yeah

This is the period of playing chicken. Nobody is buying. Nobody is selling. Hedgies desperately want to make it as boring as possible as this is another trick to shake out various people who thought that everything will soar in one day.
The goal now is simple. Crab walk it, make it seem like nothing will change and give people fear of leaving everything in over the weekend. They expect people will sell near the last hour of EOW. They think people will just thin kthis is stupid and lose their steam. But people are autistic. They will HOLD.

And guess what, people can hold. Can hold for a day. Can hold for a week. A month if they have to. I can literally just setup various incremental alerts and limit sells. After that can go about my day.
Hedgies on the other hand...They're running on coke and 5 different kinds of xanax alternatives. They can wait as well. But there's a difference.

I wait and all I do is cum to giant anime titters while playing my games all day. My only concern is if I want to finish to big booba milkers or to giant badonkadonk brappers.
They wait and they pay interest. The next day they pay more. Then the next day it's even worse. Each second is worse.

/vp/ reporting in! WE GOTTA HOLD EM ALL

why is it not happening? did i get scammed?

This can't possibly be the same 4chan I remember. There's absolutely no references to roodypoos or battletoads anywhere.

jewish tricks are imminent. it's the calm before the storm

SKY ROCKETING!

>amc is steadily climbing up
>gme crabbing
HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE

>>27030601
It's so blatant has this been all week? I only noticed it yesterday

>>27030754
depends how long this lasts, you'll be paying interest on that short based on current price.

>>27030882
The resolution on this image is a fucking tragedy

think of all the steak bakes that wall street will be paying for when this moons lads

>>27030719
Spambots are learning our language.

>>27030882
poopa

>>27030643
You aren't the only one mate.
Fucking dipshits were over 24 hours late with my funds, could have got in on yesterday's dip.

>>27030150
HEDGIE ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK HEDGIE?

>>27030748
yes goyim, you are completely correct. everyone should see their shares oi vey

>>27030859
Call robinhood customer service and ask if they trade Battletoads

>>27030161

>>27030150
fuck off stupid larper

>>27030150
hurt durr not enough volume

>>27030911
then why isnt it going down u 9/11 nigger?

>>27030150
Cover your shorts

Hold Faces Pasta!
>It's simple. We buy every share that we can. Then, we hold. It's that simple

Disclaimer:
>this is performance art
>I identity as a Bundle of Sticks
>this is my opinion, it is not financial advice

Tip for your mom:
>if you own GME shares, set a sell limit order at a high price (like $5,000+)
>this prevents your broker from being able to loan your shares out to shorters and they are forced to keep those shares in reserve
>also brokers sell limit order data to hedge funds and HFT, they will shit themselves knowing the sell wall is at 5,000+

Beware of the Melvin Shills:
>We only buy GME, nothing else. Whenever you buy shares, set high limit sell orders (5,000+)
>We buy every dip. At this rate, the price doubles every day. They can't shake us!
>We only hold GME, we never sell. Diamond hands!
>if we do decide to sell, we need at least a million buckaroos
>their infinite losses are our infinite gains!!!

Reminder:
>Performance Art from a Bundle of Sticks
>We buy this stock because we love video games and GME is a great company
>Gamestop should be bigger than Apple and Amazon combined! We love this stock!!!

>>27030704
Any way to do this on robinhood?

>>27030911
source desperately needed

>>27030150
suck my cock dude

>>27030150
My great great great grandfather was a fucking robber baron, compared to me, you don't know jack shit about finances.

>>27030232
Based

>>27030634
I'd have done AMC if I were you, NOK is going to be more stable, but might actually have good long term. AMC is more a mix of GME and NOK, which is why AMC was more restricted than NOK. AMC will definitely recover though, especially with movie theaters announcing that they're reopening at 50% capacity. It was 30 even after chink flu, until it closed. People will always want to go out and see a movie. But AMC is shorted harder than NOK.

>>27030882
same as everyone else, sell at the squeeze

>>27030150
9/10 larp, the punctuation sold me

>>27030996
based

>>27031023
This

>>27030996
Accurate and hodl-pilled.

You morons are the new Qtards. You'll be here 6 months from now when GME is $5.00 waiting for muh GME $1,000

>>27031107
Will trade GME for Battletoads. What do you say Melvin?

>>27030779
everyone honks...

>>27030734
With fractional shares I don't think you can set a sell limit order, so you won't be able to auto sell your shares at $5000 or whatever when the big squeeze happens

>>27031094
kek

>>27030837
100000/10 YOU WIN THE INTERNET FOR TODAY

>>27030150
Okay, I believe you :)

>>27030911
im not selling melvin, fuck off you retarded piece of shit

>>27031178
The big boys are loving this, massive volumes to be short run, they're making so much money they are getting sea sick.

>>27030808
But you guys said that NOK was in the same boat

>>27030090
i got dabbed on yesterday with paper hands

today i am back in and having already suffered both the loss and fomo emotions i am now anger driven to HODL until 2022 because I LIKE THIS STOCK

I think I figured out the shorts exit strategy. What is wrong with this theory.

>Kikes calculated and decided that the cost of burning interest holding shorts everyday is better than triggering a squeeze
>Willing to burn billions to wait out public interest rather than buy at any price
>As the price won't increase due to people holding and not selling, there is no upwards pressure to push the price and force a margin call
>Eventually they will lose 10s of billions when the public lose interest and start selling
>However this is better than the 100s of billions they will lose now

Am I wrong? Won't this exit strategy work?

I have 8 shares, those 8 shares belong to me and me alone and I really like them

>>27031020
There have been battletoads references, certainly not quite as many as you would expect though

Hedgies doing the twin tower freefall when?

>>27031038
Short ladder. They're bleeding money to get rid of their positions at this price level.

Meme ID or meme digits and hedge funds are force to buy at meme prices

RISE

RISE

RISE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRxPLnXgVdE


HOLD THE LINE BIG GUYS

>>27031180
No idea. Try googling it.

You morons are the new Qtards. You'll be here 6 months from now when GME is 50 cents waiting for muh GME $1,000

>>27030161

>>27030214

FAGGOTS HOLDING

>>27030150
You're either completely retarded, jelly, or a shill. Serious question: do you even know what a squeeze is?

>>27031166
How come they can just take the share if there's no limit order on it? Is this only happening to Americans? Or is it the margin account retards?

>>27031008
either their shorts are covered or they're trying to sit it out

>>27030634
NOK probably won't infinite spiral like GME but is legit just a good stock, so even if it doesn't, just wait a few months and you'll be good.

>>27031020
We fucking called melvin to ask if they had battletoads. Pay attention latefag.

>>27030291
Nah, it starts when they start buying shares. Once that happens you'll have three days. We're looking at them starting on Monday.

>>27031178
here your source, read it all with calm
https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

>>27030150
>quit while you’re ahead
>rockets don’t work like that
>to the moon

So the pump is real or just reddit memes?

>>27030859
Imagine all those years thinking you were the butt of an internet joke to realise years later that internet joke made your company stock billions.

Death to Wall Street!

>>27030150
I like the stock.

>>27030996
Based coomer

>>27031236
Going to buy a couple of AMC, but im keeping my dip-bought NOK.

>>27031053
It started yesterday, but yeah. Just look at the first few posts and it will always be there, 20 seconds.

>>27031442
https://youtu.be/nppON29OZ_4
The fire rises!

>>27030294
the irony of this is kills my sides

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

HEEEEEEDDDDGGGGGIIIIIEEEEEEEE

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM *BOOM

HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHO LIKES THIS STOCK?
>WE LIKE THIS STOCK!
WHO LIKES THIS STOCK?
>WE LIKE THIS STOCK!
WHO LIKES THIS STOCK?
>WE LIKE THIS STOCK!
WHO LIKES THIS STOCK?
>WE LIKE THIS STOCK!
WHO LIKES THIS STOCK?
>WE LIKE THIS STOCK!

>>27031196
>max 10 option contract
What if you buy 10 calls at the money, and exercise immediatly?

>>27031499
the pump is this shitty stock being worth $338 in the first place

get out

>>27031180
Word going around is the way to do it on RH is set a crazy high limit sell like 5k or something. I dunno if it's true or not, I'm a retard, but I was told having a limit sell order on the stock prevents it from being borrowed for shorting.

>>27030090
Isn't it actually possible thag the squeeze did occur? I'm not trolling or trying to paperhands here just thinking logically... they shorted in the 300s to spike it downwards after making it impossible for retail to buy. It shot back up as they covered.... couldn't they have covered enough yesterday through market manip?

>>27031379
Yes. It's incredible to think that you can battle against tens, if not hundreds of billions in capital.

Their shorts are already covered, they put on new shorts already that will make them money back. They are front running and make profits that way, plus they side bet on those making even more.

You all got played.

>>27031056
why will i have to pay interest? im new to this shit explain it to me like im 1

WHEN DO I BUY BROS IM SHAKING. MY VIRGIN STOCK IS WAITING

>>27031433
checked

>>27030150
D&C

>>27030422
many have. shorts are often hedgie vs hedgie.

>>27031447
Post it again faggot

>>27030214
Bichad here butt I’m balls deep in chainlink

Why did the 100s dip only happen when no one could buy them, fucking hate kikes so god damn much. I'm done being private about my dislike of kikes and will openly berate them on the streets

>>27030996
They have to pay interest on their shorts. Meanwhile, even if we have to go all year, Gamestop will pay us for the privilege of holding their wonderful stock (it's pennies, but still)

>>27031322
And you believed it? This board is satire, friend.

Holy fuck calm down
No one is selling but literally nothing is happening

>>27031657
might as well buy now, its consolidated

>>27031447
It’s based on worth, right?

I like GameStop.

Gonna buy more shares.

>>27030090
Europoor here, I am going to buy some with revolut to help my american friends in fight against international Jewry. Will it go down a bit or should I just buy at this price

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJnATJDSDSc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27030626
330. Im already up 6 on both shares! Its literally Printing Money!

>>27031455
Thank you, /hm/

>>27031388
>short sellers are heroes.
Imagine trying to say billionaires are heroes. These niggers are fucking delusional.

>>27030232
holy based

>>27030996
TIME IS TICKING HEDGIES

>>27031618
If this is the pump, then...
>why isn't it going any higher if people are still buying?
>why aren't you shorting it?

>>27031379
Depends on how long it would take for the "public" to lose interest and start selling. You have to realize they're already bleeding insane amounts of interest moneys.

>>27030150
>After sucking jew cock for an internship into high finance you're forced to shill on a sri lankan chicken feed forum.
Wew lad.

Do you guys think we crab along again on Monday?

>Citadel connections costing you money after yesterday's fiasco
>Class action lawsuits incoming
>Senate hearing looming over you

WHO WANTS TO BE OUR NEW LOBB-- FEDERAL AFFAIRS MANAGER

>>27031379
You forgot the interest they're going to have to pay every day they don't buy. This is literally a game of chicken for who collapses first.

>hedgefund paypiggies

lmaoooooo

>>27031379
>>27031651
So what's your exit strategy? Hanging? Jumping out a window? Just plain old suck-starting a shotgun?

>>27031647
Not a lot of people were selling yesterday, only paperhands.
You can look at the volumes.

>>27031107
someone please post this on reddit, we need to do it

>>27030150
>4chan
>self-respect
You couldn't have made it more obvious that you are a shill. You even had a little post prepared for when the new thread goes up. Pathethic attempt. I'm not fucking selling.

Where can I buy fractional shares with a debit card?

>>27030232
jej

>>27030150
hedgie get in the cagie

>>27030161
FUCK RENBTS
FUCK LANDLORDS
FUCK HEDGIES
FUCK KIKES
MOST OF ALL
FUCK RENBTS

>>27030996
>They can wait as well
No, they can't, they have to pay massive daily interest.

I LIKE THE STOCK
>I WANT THE STOCK
ME APE, ME WANT GME
>GIVE ME THE GME
WEBULL ISN'T APPROVING MY APPLICATION FOR AN ACCOUNT

WHAT ALTERNATIVES ARE THERE I MUST BUY AS MUCH GME AS MY ACCOUNT WILL ALLOW

>>27031758
They want to scare you, they want you to think it's plateauing. Keep holding brother.

Be ready for the "this is boring" "shorts have covered" shills to FUD the next ladder attack.

>>27030090
FUCK KIKES

>>27030232
I'll read this to my kids someday.

>>27030996
BASED

Is it too late to buy for a newfag who litterally has never bought stocks in his life?

MELVIN, MY FRENS WANT YOUR BLOOD AND MONEY.

>>27031865
Oh god

>>27030187
But when I lose 2500, it's all fine and dandy? You get what you fucking deserve!

we green baby

>>27031758
Lmao is there plan to literally just wait us out this time? They're admitting their attacks are useless

>>27030232
excellent job anon. Dr Seuss would be proud

>10 minute thread
>200+ replies

>>27031768
Buy now. It's crabbing. I was planning to buy at 200 but the dips are fucked now.

You guys made some Gamestop manager happy since they can now retire early with their stock options.

>>27030422
How do you know they aren’t?

>>27031651
That's wrong tho. The shorts will definitely lose here. There is no way you can win here. Ever. It is just the difference between how much they lose.

BROKE 340, WE'RE BACK IN IT BOYS

easiest hold ive ever done in my life

>>27031865
all this before a planned ipo, lol

WHEN DOES IT HIT 500 AHHHHH

>>27031447
Hey anon, do you know what a short squeeze is?

>he didn't get put at $400+
Anons, I...

I can't believe you fell for Reddit memes. There's still time to get out before it tanks. Don't forget one of the first rules for investing: take profits, don't be greedy. You're about to get dunked on hard bros...

>>27030232
kek

>>27031865

lmaooo

>try to warn my fellow 4channers about an obvious Reddit plot that they’re falling for
>they all call me a shill or a LARP or a bot

I guess no good deed goes unpunished. Fine. You people do whatever you want. I’m selling before this puppy capsizes, and I hope you’ll join me.

>>27030090
I feel like gods warrior. Literally best feeling i had past 10 + years.
> HOLD !

I just spent my last $55 on Gamestop @ 342. I hope I've not been memed because I will have to start eating grass like a North Korean otherwise.

I'm selling my 3 shares at 100k and nothing less.
These mother fuckers are going to buy my parents a new house to replace the one we fucking lost in '08.

>>27031574
Unfathomably based

>>27031379
Except, i like the stock and will be holding onto it.

REMINDER THAT THEY ARE PREPAING FOR A SHORT ATTACK WHILE EVERYONE THINKS NOTHING HAPPENS, IT WILL HAPPEN VERY SOON, DON'T BE FOOLED, CHECK THE VOLUME ALWAYS

>>27032016
Noice

They only reason people would hold their shares for long enough to fuck the hedgies over is if most of the people holding gme are ideological about it. They arent and the stock will crash before melvin can buy it up at a moderate loss.

>>27030232
Bravo.

FOR EVERY SHILL AND LARPER I SEE IN THIS THREAD TELLING ME TO SELL IM GONNA BUY ONE MORE SHARE, GAME ON YOU STUPID FUCKS

>>27032093
What is it?

>>27030090
So is the plan to hold over the weekend?

Every day after markets closed the GME stock has pumped, probably because during the day hedgies keep fucking with it to shake out holders.

But if we have 2 days straight over the weekend where no one can fuck with the market price, it should take off like a fucking rocket, right?

>>27031768
BUY NOW IT ONLY KEEPS GOING UP

>>27031647
Only 55m volume yesterday. They made moves but they're still attached.

>>27032100
>implying I was ever in for profit
Oh hedgie

>>27030150
>You’re 4chan, for crying out loud!

Get a load of this faggotry

>>27030232
major kek

is electrum a good crypto wallet lads?

>>27032118
>>27032100
They are multiplying

>>27031722
>>27031455
based

>>27030150
yeah cool. you still have to cover your shorts tho kike

>>27032053
We seriously need a sticky.

>>27032072
They already covered their old shorts retard.

>>27031647
they could buy every gamestop stock in existence and not cover all their shorts.

>>27032171
based

>>27032189
IF YOU'RE GONNA HORNYPOST STOP USING THUMBNAILS YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>27030639
Mining biz tears?

>>27030150
Watching you fuckers squirm brings me joy.

PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF SOON

>>27032171
BASED AS FUCK

>>27030308
Don’t understand the tweet you posted.
Capitalism created platforms that billions of people use countless hours a day that revolutionized the advertising industry?
Thanks to capitalism I can have basically any product I can imagine delivered to my door in a few days or even a few hours.
Thanks to capitalism I don’t need to own a car. I can click a button on a screen and for a low price have some wagie chauffeur me to whatever location I want and for less than the cost of insurance and maintenance on a personal vehicle

>>27031574

kek

>>27032091
Fuck off we don't know it could potentially not go past 400 tonight as long as people don't paper hand it will be ok

>>27032100
Shut up, dumgay burr who doesn't win da superb owl.

New thread

>>27031709
>>27031709
>>27031709

steady...

ITS PUMPING
MELVIN OUT TO THEIR LAST LUNCH

>>27030643
What the fuck is wrong with a Vtuber board, nigger? If you like Vtubers, it's obviously a blessing, but if you don't like Vtubers, it is as well because now a containmwnt board exists and our posts will be removed from other boards

>>27031883
>>27031847
I already accounted for that tho.
I said they did the maths and decided that burning interest is better than triggering a squeeze.
Remember they are the one playing with the full info while we cannot see their balance book.

>>27031894
I am just theorizing possible scenarios because this is really interesting to me.

>>27032152
Where can I check the volume?

>>27032189
today's events will seperate men from boys

>>27032118
look beyond muh reddit and see it for what it is: a gamma + short squeeze the likes of which have never been before.

How much are you selling it for?

>>27030150
>Jews not welcome
When will you realize its not about money anymore ?

They stopped the share manipulation through short ladders and now they're right ITT in force trying to get people to sell.
How pathetic.

>>27031897
So how much moved vs how much of the short due end of this month? Couldn't they have covered just those shorts? Again not shilling im just attempting to educate myself a bit. I've got 5k at 365 so id like to understand better while I degenerate gamble

350 SOON BOYS

>>27030150
i wonder who could be behind this post. get fucked hedgie, no one is selling for less than four digits/share

>>27030996
>Nobody is buying.
I just did. And I'm not selling.

In fact, now's the last chance to buy relatively cheap, if this all plays out as planned. Hedgies will do their move in the evening, they will push it down, that's when you buy.

>>27032241
Welcome my gays!

>>27032189
they can literally sit it out over weeks before buying back shares

ABOUT TO HIT 350

>>27031990
never too late, taking this stock to mars

>>27030232
A+ see me after class

PUMP IT

>>27030747
the squoze is coming.

>>27030150
fuck off kike

>>27032100
I hope Melvinposters know that they are going to hell

>tree fiddy

>>27032118
>my fellow 4channers
this is 4channel, melvin

>>27032413
$1488420.69

FUCK DYKES, FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES AND FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK THE MARKET RIGGERS
IM NOT FUCKING SELLING. EVER
WE RIDE FOR DEATH! TO THE FUCKIN MOON!

>>27032272
>haha yeah dude we're totally covered and DEFINITELY aren't bullshitting to try and mitigate the merciless assfucking we're about to get

>>27032171
Should I start shilling to encourage you?

I'm gonna short it at the peak when all the hedgies buy back lmao

>>27030232
This is why I bought five shares.

>>27032364
wait till this thread reaches page 9 your fucking retard.

Anyone got a site that will give pings, bleeps or sweeps when something happens? I am trying to do some work on side any sitting here watching the money pot go up is getting exhausting.

NEW THREAD

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>>27032530

IGNORE SHILLS >>27032364

>>27031499
gtfo smooth one

Are we winning?

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCKER RIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK HEDGIES
FUCK WALLSTREET
FUCK NASDAQ
FUCK DOW
FUCK S+P500
FUCK THE SEC
FUCK THE WSJ
BUT MOST OF ALL
FUCK ANYONE WHO SELLS

>>27031647
Yeah they definitely cleared some but the thing is they shorted like 249% of the stock at one point, if people hold they simply can’t clear that volume without the price sky rocketing and that’s what hodlers are hoping for.

IT'S DECREASING NOW!
WAIT IT'S PUMPING AGAIN!

>>27032058
>>27032205
Kek I will do it just for the memes. I have most of the money tied in shitcoins so I cant afford much more than a stock or two anyway

that 350 wall is not going to be easy to get past

>>27032375
>I am just theorizing possible scenarios because this is really interesting to me.
So you really should get to theorizing your impending suicide too. You might fuck it up if you don't prepare.

I have 1 position on eliminate and execute

Is that an order that is ok?
at 344

>>27032413
400. Made 1400 off Doge yesterday and look at it now. Cutting my losses with small profits

Serious question, is it better to buy more GME right now or wait till markets re open on monday?

>>27032427
Some site say they overshorted at 140%.
Some site say 70%.
Either way they can't cover themselves unless more than half of the current individual holders sell.

I don't even want profit, I see the 1.5k I put in as the price for ruining these fucks.

>>27030150
>You’re 4chan, for crying out loud! Have some self-respect
First of all none of us are 4chan. None if us have pride in being in 4chan. We don't like this fucking place. We just can't leave. We are stuck here, we don't fit anywhere else. Second NO WE DON'T HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT!! THAT'S WHY WE ARE HERE!! And we will lose money just to fuck you over. I fucking hate you and I don't even know you

>>27030422
They are. Jews jewing Jews.
>>27030634
NOK and AMC are psy ops

>>27032272
At a huge loss. You understand they shorted it when it was 4 dollars right? Assuming very very generously, they covered at 120. That is a 3000% loss they took. 3000%. Even if they shorted GME for all its worth now, they won't make back the initial loss covering.
You understand that right?

>>27032609
And fug spics and chinks too!

>>27032189
the plan is to hold until the hedgies are falling from skyscrapers like rain, and nothing less.

>>27030911
then why tf you here? nice try melvin

>>27030999
THE TRIPS ARE HERE BOYS
HOLD THE LINE

>>27032100
Same guy who made that obvious shill thread earlier, even posted the same meme. Not selling.

>>27030150
>You’re 4chan, for crying out loud!

>>27032576
I was on the phone looking at stocks the entire night shift yesterday. Thank god manager didn't give a fuck.

>>27032413
I don't imagine I'm going to walk away from this having made any money but I set my sell limit to 2k. Don't care, will not sell for less, accepted the possible loss before I bought. Fuck hedgies.

>>27030291
Two more weeks, anon. We promise.

>>27032175
It's why we're all holding
Next week the hedgies HAVE to buy our shares

HERE WE FUCKING GO BOYS
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>27030150
perish

>>27032673
But again couldn't those have been shorts for next week/month?

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>>27032685
Yes they took a hit, doesn't change the fact that their old shorts have been covered already. You are waiting for some magical squeeze that will never happen.

Meanwhile they just front run on volume making bank.

>>27030232
ENERGY YES YOU GOT IT

Joe Budden time

350 breakthrough

>>27030161

>>27030996
>Hedgies desperately want to make it as boring as possible as this is another trick to shake out various people who thought that everything will soar in one day.
>The goal now is simple. Crab walk it, make it seem like nothing will change and give people fear of leaving everything in over the weekend.
this desu senpai.

>>27032621
We're past it

GME IS THE NWO CURRENCY

TO THE MOOOOOOON

^360^

>>27031379
That's probably the only move they have left other than doubling down which they've already done. They know that Friday has been hyped up and hope everyone will get discouraged if it doesn't sky rocket today. However people have been posting that the hedgies can just try to wait it out and Friday isn't the drop dead date on this. This is now a game of chicken to see who'll flinch first.

If it wasn't for the constant media bs and obvious market manipulations by (((them))) I think it could have worked but because of all of the shenanigans I think people are more likely to wait it out as long as it takes. Our position is the easiest to maintain, you just simply hold. For the hedgies everyday they wait is more money down the drain.

HEEEEDDDDDGGGGIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

The squeeze already happened.

>>27030090
I bought at market open and haven't checked all day. Tbh I was expecting to be ruined I was just in it to fuck with people. So whats happening. Are our wojaks green or pink?

HEDGIES BTFO

OH GOD IM GONNA, I'M GONNA
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Selling your stock is too much work. You have to deal with all that annoying interface, be sure it's as high as you want...
Just sitting and doing nothing or playing some game is much better.

>>27032318
It's an easy way to profit from next skyrocketing silver market.
I trust more CDE than SLV...

What is the talk about amc?

GME 370 btw

>370

OOF LOOK AT IT GO

HIGHER AND HIGHER

>>27032189
They will probably launch a counterattack this evening, it won't work, they know a lot of us are waiting for monday, that's when they will unleash their final move, we'll not fucking sell, they all run out of time during the week and around next Friday - IF this doesn't go into overtime - will probably be when we'll all agree to sell. Rough estimate.

>>27030161
HODLING FOR THE BIG SQOOOZE

>>27032774

>tfw I AM 4chan

WE TRIED TO WARN YOU HEDGIE

>>27033289
There is no AMC. GME is the only story here. Buy and HOLD!

>>27030150
>some random anonymous man with a frog avatar can post

>>27031299
>>27031299

>>27031299

>>27031299

witnessed

>>27030150
To the bitter end !

>>27033289
amc is a good theater, I buy their stock because I want to see John wick 4 in theaters and not streamed

>>27031094
Hedgie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a rise in the stocks
Then it struck you - all your shorts, hedgie
We came into your market
Left shit stains on the carpet
Then your ran into the boardroom
Wishing you were
Back in the womb

>>27031464
Because those shares are considered unaccounted for. If you place limit sell orders, then they have to keep them in reserve and those shares can't be loaned out

>>27033145
>thinks pasting a month old jpg will stop the hodl
yawn

>>27030150
EVERYBODY POINT AND FUCKING LAUGH, HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAH

HOLD YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID NORMIES
>OH SHIT 370 SELL SELL SELL
HOLD IT

>>27030150
Melvin I...

>>27031299
>>27021777

>>27031433
All prices are meme prices

>>27030996
Based?

>>27033592

The normie truly is the enemy of humanity. I guess a lot of people were waiting for the first increase there was to panic sell

God bless Weimar America!
I love it!

>>27030481
based. I got in at the day's low, order limit to sell just enough to cover my expenses, the rest were (((cancelled))) by vanguard for asking too much. we'll see next week what "too much" is!

WSB pussying out

it's over

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7xj5z/a_small_reminder_of_some_of_the_risks_involved/

>>27033861
Truly the worst kind of people to be stuck in a prisoner's dilemma with

>>27031020
We've mentioned battletoads, but honestly, this is just us repaying gamestop for all the meme fuel. They're alright, I suppose.

>>27033913
possibly the worst FUD I've seen yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM

>>27030232
hegdie hedgie jump of ledgie

you make puts, we give you wedgie

tard is fearless, tard is firm

tard stay at home safe from germ

hegdie goes broke, hegdie cries

hegdie schemes and hegdie lies

tard buy more and tard don't sell

tard did not hear no bell

>>27034058
this is bigger than them. hold or you're a pussy.

Bought a second share at 360, we're doing it bois

Have a cat

Someone PLEAAAAAASE post vocaroo's of them asking robinhood for battletoads

I can't do so myself for I am britbong

>>27031379

Yup. All the morons bandwagoning think the squeeze is happening today or monday, and when they cash out at a meager $1k/share because it's a gamma squeeze not THE short squeeze
By convincing more paperhand morons to jump ship early, it reduces the spike of the short squeeze by the diamond hands

>>27034231
may i suggest
>"tard still hasn't heard the bell"
?

Don't get excited because it goes up a little now. Don't panic when it goes down later.
Were the hedgies to make their move now, we would have too much time to react before the weekend. They will make a last second move to sow a seed of panic so that it may grow over the weekend. If we don't fall for that - and we won't, because we knew this would happen - they will pull one last stunt on monday. HODL through that and you'll make it. Sell and you're not just a traitor, you're throwing away money.

>>27034058
>post responsibly about the risks as we near closer to the end
>pussying out
don't let the wind blow your paper hands away before you can catch them, anon.

2 days ago I broke 10k in my account for the first time. I wanted to sell so bad but I held, then it started plummeting more and I fucking HELD, I will not fucking sell as much as it kills me and goes against my common sense. I will only sell once they announce bankruptcy.

>>27030161>>27031122>>27032955
PRAISE

>>27031647
They covered some. There’s also not a rule that say they can’t go long on this squeeze and hedge that way. No matter what unless it crashes back down to $10 they’re out billions but it depends on how hard the squeeze is whether it’s tens of billions or hundreds of billions. Measures taken yesterday basically ensured this wouldn’t result in a cascading effect and cause massive losses that would cause big banks to fold.
If that happened btw nobody is getting paid. A few hedgies would cash out as firms get liquidated and then retail investors would be informed that their sales didn’t go through and all the money went *poof*.
Then we get Great Depression 2.0 just in time for mommy Kamala to declare the entire operation to be a white supremacist plot and put 2,000,000 Redditors in gulags.