/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26991477
Where's the half naked anime girl?
I dislike posting in non coomer threads

>>26991634
Jahy poster is probably sleeping.

Where the FUCK is coomcat poster, I've had "Personal Responsibility" stuck in my fucking head for at least 6 days now. Come out fren I just want to chat.

My shitty finnish silver miner that I hold ~30 bucks in is suddenly up 25% these last few days.
I keep reading about silver being undervalued etc. and I'm thinking I should probably get in on the uptrend so to speak. I got $500 to spend on options, but I have a hard time deciding on something.

Good morning, all. How do we think today is going to go, friends?

>>26991477
only retards invest in crypto. I own UNN, it's a ... PHUKK I'm a retard

I actually miss the CRBP shill and his stupid baby posting. Christ. What have we come to.

>>26992512
I think today is going to be a mostly green day fren.

>>26992512
I feel like it's a similar pattern to yesterday so far: Down in pre-market at first then slightly rising, then pump at open.

noob here, with about 70 euros. recommend me a good comfy investment to get to 100.

>>26993549
You need to try in /smg/ fren.

>>26993636
why not crypto?
so far I know more about crypto than stocks. I feel like I would fuck up tremendously over there.
I also don't trust the stock people, feels as if everyone is just trying to rip me off somehow...

Where my steel chads at? Who’s ready for the commodities super cycle?

>>26994480
I just hope the tranny didn't fuck me with buying CLF. I got 250 shares at ~$13

>>26994051
This thread is for non-tourist stock autists. If you really want to start investing, it's a good idea to have 3-6 months savings for emergencies beforehand. After that, go to Investopedia and read some basics, then figure out what type of portfolio makes sense for you.

>>26992244
I was in Hecla Mining until a week or so ago and yesterday it decides to shoot up back to my entry price. I don't how well how commodities work, from what I gather steel silver and copper will explode this year. So far I've been deebly disabointed.

>>26994480
In CLF and FCX.

>>26994649
I loaded up 300 shares at $15.50 on Wednesday. As annoying as he is, I think it’s a solid play.

He’s fucking weird though, he knows the board hates him and was pretending to be someone who bought his calls and was making money. He literally said, I bought the calls off the fat retard, and now they’re printing (despite the same old screenshots). What a strange man, I think he may have brain damage.

>>26994887
>shills doing shill things

>>26994887
Him and baggie are my favorites. I have respect and goncern for both

stay comf frens

>>26994989
I would never refer to myself as a fat retard though. My self esteem is nowhere near low enough.

>>26995056
Did Tinny really lose the rest of his savings on AMC, do you know?

Is silver the next pump or nah

>>26995358
It was last year when some fag came around and said to get far-dated SLV calls.

i bought some SLV was it stupid?

>>26995264
Can't say. Didn't browse /smg/ ever since GME started going nuclear. Started posting in /cmg/ only yesterday.
>>26995358
look into /pmg/. I saw some posts of anons stocking up on silver. Maybe? idk.

Jesus, even at the gym I hear normies talking about dropping their savings into Robinhood for meme stocks... This can’t be good.

>>26995720
Burry must be having a good laugh.

>>26995720
are you serious? this is amazing for us GME stockholders

You have to buy PSLV if you want to troll the banks bc SLV is from jpmorgan i heard

>>26995720
I dunno. All that fresh money coming into the market, and I reckon about 90% of it getting lost is pretty bullish, for us.

>>26995467
If you need to ask yeah, probably.

Have we gotten more news on when RBLX is coming

What the hell happened here?

>>26999211
Lol. What are some of your filters?

>>26995264
Yes, he did, no idea if he's still holding or not.

>>26991477
Good morning, frens! What's comfy for brexit? I'm on team cheese omelette and black coffee today.

>>26993380
He will live on in my bag holding. That, my friends, is why I don't sell.

I had some money on Dutch Avantium (AVTX) and those niggers announced that they haven't been able to validate the financing to build their new factory. They postponed the announcement to March. I don't even speak Dutch, but yesterday the stock dropped 8% at opening and I searched google news and found Dutch and Italian articles, and I can barely understand Italian, so that's how I got the info. Immediately sold at a 4% loss. Then stupid faggots immediately jumped on the "dip".
I mean, this a green tech company with government grants, but this whole story of "we'll let you know in March if will build our factory, ok?" just smells. If they fail to build the factory the stock goes to fucking zero. I had already made some nice cash from trading this stock, and I really believed in their tech, but for me it's over unless they start building the fucking factory.

morning frens, what is good stock for rabbihood faggots to invest and sit on?

>>27001619
TQQQ

>>27001684
looks like it's dipping, when do you think an astute time would be to buy?

>>27001858
10am

buy stocks you believe in!

>>27002224
thanks frendo

>>27002640
i am a simple man, I don't understand stocks. I just play with green line on rabbihood

>>27002640
Tell me about the cunny. Why does it wear the thong?

>>27002892
because this is a blue board dontcha know

>>27002852
whatever makes you happy apu

>>26991714
Just woke up
Personal responsibility

>>27003010
If I pull it off, will she cry?

>>27003580
maybe if you do it without asking

Buy TLS. (((They))) are looking even deeper into the SWI hack which is the greatest espionage action in the history of the world. They're going to blame it all on Russia but we can profit from this. Cybersecurity is going to massively pump. Telos = Deep State. Also, cunny is based.

>>27002224
I like to check in on my port once per day at 10am. That volatile first half hour is over, I see where we closed yesterday and where we are now, and then I can execute whatever trades I want to (usually none).

good morning all <3
>>26995056
can I ask why you have respect for the tranny? because personally he drives me mad and I would not mind seeing ill fall upon him?

>>27004148
I like Telos but I don't have anything I want to sell to free up the capital for it.

>>27004262
yeah the first half hour to an hour is usually a shitshow

NOK CHADS
How do you feel

>>27004148
I'm interested. Do you consider them to be a solid long-term hold?

LAC shill, I summon you: what would be a good entry price? Shall I wait for a correction anytime soon?

>>27004492
Definetely: cybersecurity is going to be this century security guards.

>>27004411
I feel your pain fren.

>>27004492
Yes fren. TLS is most definitely a long term hold. I'm planning on a year at least depending on market conditions. I probably won't shill it the whole year because I get bored shilling stuff after a while.

>>27004456
Fresh and ready for a long marathon

Will GME crash the market or will it just make the bulls more prominent because of more people into stocks (all brokers verification progress getting very slow due to influx of new users) and people that profits from GME buy more stocks?

>>27004148
I'm in. I've been thinking about it for a few days now and after some minimal research I think this could end up a lot like PLTR.

>>27004370
the fact he gets shit on for spamming his play and still keeps going is pretty amusing for me. sticks to his guns like a motherfuck, it's kinda the same with u/deepfuckingvalue.

Jahy and LUM posting I also both like and encourage

>>27005419
clftrannyshill has been doing this for almost two years shilling multiple shitty stocks. CLF is literally the first time anything he's shilled has been good for anons. It wasn't even his idea either. Spamming the thread all day is 100% faggotry.

>>27005133
Short term: it depends on the degree of interdependency of Melvin and all the other shortes and their lenders/funds/banks. They could sink along with a lot other people.

Long term: I can foresee a tightening of the requirements for online brokers/app Robinhood style, hence a reduction of retail investors. Glad to pay fees to my bank to manage my portfolio.

>>27005419
I sense clftranny is a liar and an abuser of others and that is what I hate about him, not just the spamming but the scamming. he has no interest in helping others only himself.

>>27005800
>tightening of requirements
If you don't mind me asking, what requirements specifically do you think? Like, a higher account minimum?

BTWN bros let's hope for some magic today.

had no fucking idea that when I bought $5k worth of AMD last month that I'd be down 5%

What in the world was that?

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>>27006870
Long term you'll be fine.

UVXY

>>27006870
It'll be back up soon. I think it's undervalued right now.

>>27005744
>>27006514
right, I won't argue. It's just that comparing myself to him I admire his strong hands. I know I'm barely hold my own positions.
Besides there are far worse shills on /smg/ and biz entirely than him.

Horse is fucking pumping boys.

>>27007282
Name one.

>>27006583
Higher accont, nationality restrictions, temporal limits and so on.
If things get really bad they might even restrict it top-bottom by limiting retail brokerage per se or by limiting it to banks or the big fishes

>>27007585
pajeet scam rubik shitcoin and CRBP shill come to mind immediately

>>27007834
If you think CRBP shill is worse. CLFtranny has shilled 5 CRBP level shit stocks in the last year and some others I can't remember off the top of my head. Also remember this faggot spams other boards and pretty much every stock forum on the internet. It's terribly pathetic.

>>27007282
you respect his own talents of strength and I get that, that is also what makes him more dangerous to unsuspecting individuals.

AMD just keeps falling. I may be retarded, but I think there's a possibility it hits <$85 today.

TQQQ is looking mighty comfy once that dip settles frendos

is this the begining of mega dip guys? y'all buying back in even?

>>26991634
>>26991714
I'm not the Jahy Anon, but I adopted this tootsie roll goddess for my TR shilling, she makes my dick hard, I still hate Tootsie rolls but it's a solid opportunity

Well BTWN bros looks like today won't be our day.

>>27009917
this is just pre-10 am markets

>GME $800c expiring next friday are $10000
jesus fucking christ

>>27005165
Eternally crabbing? Hehehe

>>27010006
I am not the original Jahy poster either, there are atleast a handful of us. I am the bully Jahy however.

>>27008580
thing is here you're accountable for your actions. If you brainlessly handle your or (worse) someone else's money based on a reply somewhere here, the fault is on you. I hold a small position in CLF only after I did at least some DD. And if my CLF play goes to waste completely I'll take responsibility for it. Simple as.

Although I get why many find him annoying. Completely.

please buy icln thanks

>freetrade have disabled US buy orders

>>27011120
based

>>27011412
this is the correct way to think. I'll regularly put some money on some random thing somebody shills offhand in a thread. it's not that guy's fault if I lose the money, it's mine because I read a single anonymous post about something and spent money as a result of it

Selling $6k worth of FNGU. What buy that has a better rise? Do I add more NET and/or PLTR?

...whyyyy is UVXY cratering. What happened to blood red futures?

>>27007038
YOU.

I CANNOT GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD. AHHHHHHHBBBBBB

Haha, Justin Sun tried to pump his own stock and instead pumped some Tanzanian gold stock instead.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TRX/

yeah, im thinking SPCE

I swear owning AMD must be what it feels like to get cucked.

What do I buy? Everything that isn't a meme is dumping.

>>27008498
Didn’t he get the CLF tip from his brother? I do wonder where he got the initial 100k to buy in. He is genuinely retarded, I’m certain he has autism and other learning difficulties.

Very new to options, I've been mostly swinging since March.
Are AMD $90 Feb 19 calls a bad idea?
Also, any safe and cheap stocks you could practice buying options on? I want to get more experience before moving on to riskier options plays.

>>27012885
What do you think is the cause of AMD's lackluster performance?

just took an hour long nap, is there anything better to after lunch? so comfy

>>27013619
Intel CEO change. People still have hope for INTC.
I personally don't in the short term.

>>27013619
Uncertainty around Taiwan and manufacturing perhaps? I don’t know. I thought it would see $100 by February.

CLF dumpage, about to buy in lads

>>27012867
I understand the concern for Branson, but why are they shorting it? Fucking space, 1 digit number of competitors, fucking space.

>>27012885
How can she remain calm?

>>27013080

>>27014040
>I thought it would see $100 by February.
Same, I've held since September.

This is pretty fun, aint it. What a time to be alive and shitposting on Cambodian rightwing propaganda webmboard

>>27014040
That is pretty systemic and affects almost everyone alike. I think it's more faith in the resilience of the duopoly Intel/Nvidia

>>27014060
Everyday it falls off at least one (Cleveland) cliff

>>27014544
>I think it's more faith in the resilience of the duopoly Intel/Nvidia
NVDA hit a wall recently with the ARM acquisition.

>>27013786
That seems so odd to me. Why would people be more confident in a company who's turnaround isn't even guaranteed, versus someone like AMD who, from my knowledge, is beating INTC across the board in demand, production, sales, etc.

>>27014040
I thought the same as well! Although, I'm not sure what the uncertainty would be specifically. Taiwan Semi is a solid company and I heard the chip shortage itself is expected to be over halfway through 2021.

Cciv taking off

>>27013596

>>27014578
cool pepe

>>27014544
I do wonder if the licensing changes that VMware made, specifically around making it more costly to have high core density CPUs, was Pat preventing adoption within the enterprise before he moved to Intel. He’s pretty much priced them out.

>>26993549
BGFV

why do retards say options trading is risky? it's literally meant to not be risky

>>27001619

how can you or anyone else stick with robinhood after what we saw this week?

personally i don't think it was a conspiracy and believe what the rh ceo said on CNBC, they basically cannot afford large volumes of retail trade.

i don't even blame them for freezing trading on stocks, but obviously it's the most flaky trading platform out there right now. everyone should transfer their shit out ASAP.

>>27014578
i'm there to clean up the splatter kek

>>27015375
because they aren't familiar with them and can't do DD

>>27015407
because it's sub-$100, I'm just trying to get a better understanding of the market fren. I only have $92 deposited into the app, which is less than a shift's wage for me.

CRSR :rocket::rocket::rocket::rocket::rocket::rocket::rocket::rocket::rocket::rocket::rocket:

>>27012885
Is it bad stock????

>>27014668
If they manage to go through and given how the apple M1 is outperforming everybody they might be sitting on pure gold. Also, their GPUs sell like candies regardless of the real performance or quality/price ratio

>>27015197
Never thought of that, but I can definetely see it happening.

>>27014143
it probably gets shorted so hard because they dont make any money and are priced entirely on speculation, kikes want to ruin SPCE before it even gets off the ground.

>>27007258
yeah

>no mentions of blacks, Trump, Biden, or degenerate SJWs all week

peak
comfy

Ford? They’re moving to electrical, making smaller cars and building in China. The stock is at 10 dollars now. Would you assume they’ll go up. Aren’t these similar patterns to Tesla.

>>27016006
This was fairly recent:
>If a CPU has more than 32 cores, additional CPU licenses will be required. A FAQ related to this change is below.
https://www.vmware.com/company/news/updates/cpu-pricing-model-update-feb-2020.html

How long did he know he was going to Intel for?

>>27009211
>$85
its up now lmao idk

>>27015806

move it over to fidelity. it's a serious firm with low fees.

>>27014239
jello?

there’s like 3 AMC threads up at the same time and who fucking knows how many doge threads are up now. i understand why this is happening but, somebody please make it stop

>>27016262
Never felt more comfy: decently paced discussion, frens and minimum shitposting. Only /cmg/ from now on

fuckers blocked freetrade US trades fucking HELL
and not just the meme stocks, ALL US EQUITIES

>>27016895
Just stay in here and pretend the rest of the board doesn’t exist. I’m lying on my sofa with a coffee, phoneposting. Pretty comfy.

>>27011412
I agree, sometimes my emotions get the best of me I suppose.

>>27014239
WKHS? How likely is the actual contract or is it just hype because Biden says "all American"?

Should I be concerned about the overall state of the market in the coming weeks?

>>27017409
>coming weeks?
Just next week I'd say. We might dip.

>>27017409
I am more concerned with the state of this board than I am the market, fren.

>>27017606
Give it a few weeks and we can migrate back to /smg/.

>>27014239
>>27017324
Don't listen to him. Please sell any WKHS you own and refrain from purchasing any today so that my calls don't get exercised, thank you.

CLFTranny has misled me once again. I should really just stick to investing in brass instead of funny green lines

>>27016426
I had completely missed this, thank you. It actually makes sense..due diligence for his appointment must have taken at least a year. But again, just think ot Elon with Nokia/Microsoft: they behave like this all the time.

is there a way to pick which stocks you sell?
if price is 200, i have shares purchased at 100 and 300, how do i pick the 100 strikes to sell for profit instead of lifo or fifo?

>>27017409

you should imho. i'm in the process of shifting any money i was playing with during this meme phase to blue chips.

hunkering down during tumultuous times seems like the wise thing to do.

>>27017987
>listening to the steel tranny ever
you brought it on yourself

>>27017544
>Just next week I'd say.
Why do you think next week, fren?

>>27018005
*Elop of course.
Can't stop thinking about our overlord Musk I guess

>>27018034
No there's no way to choose to sell individual stocks.

Once you have a portfolio of different stocks and you want to sell some basically the computer rolls a dice and chooses random stocks from your portfolio to sell.

>>27018197
what do you suggest, then?

>>27018321
i assume that's why most people do average? or they just calculate their average?
>>27018353
memes and DD

Well, UVXY holders.... We got fucked.

I bought more RYCEY bros

>>27018234
I'd say the overall sentiment over the whole GME/r*ddit frenzy will cause the market to dip next week when lots of retarded retailers lose money.

Got 10k cash, what buy?

*crack*

Hey fellas, I was told to come on down this way. How do you zoomies feel about a real man's metal?

*siiiip*

>>26991477
Any fellow ORMP chads?

>>27018617
Wait till Monday close.

>>27018617
CLF

>>27018617
bought 20 TSM shares 30 min ago myself

>>27018005
I buy/resell/design a lot of VMware solutions. I got a call from our account manager when it first came to be to inform me of the change, I’m just kicking myself for not putting 2+2 together. Pat also hinted at leaving at his keynote at Vmworld when I was there but I was hungover and practically broken, having been on an all nighter the evening before. Tech conferences are fucking wild.

>>27018654
UUUU cucked me yesterday, never buying into glownigger rock again.

predictions on NIO? got in at $45

>>27018168
>blue chips
lmao, those are exactly what might get shafted by meme stock fallout. if you are actually concerned, cash is the way.

>>27018654
im glad my selective replies are actually working
why the hell should i buy uranium? i saw your post in the other thread, but what would uranium actually be used for in widespread industry in the coming years? is it a play assuming a pivot towards widespread nuclear use?

>>27019012
You’re not linking the thread directly though are you? That way madness lies.

why is CDE pumping for 2nd day in a row? is the the silver hype?

>>27018617
gme pls
>>27018654
based uuuu

>>27019188
no, definitely not. just saying "come to /cmg/"
been working without noticeable downside so far. i think it's because the threads are going so fast that people dont notice or care about a 3 word post, but the person i replied to sees it and comes

>>27018912
Nio is going to 800 dollars like tesla. The tesla of china

>>27019585
Ah yeah. Based. The newfags and redditors don’t know how to filter the catalogue

The $BFARF mm shook out all the weak. Yall realize if elon musk buy BTC bfarf will go to $30 right?

>>27019012
The hope is that there will be huge stride toward clean energy under booden administration and that it's gonna be hard to try and cover energy needs with just solar, wind, water and EV. To at the VERY least help the "transition" from fossil fuels to clean, nuclear will have its part to play since it has no carbon emissions, is much safer than it used to be and, for me most importantly, it's scalable. UUUU is US largest producer of uranium and is primed and ready to ramp up production. Combine that with their rare earth expansion (which is no pun intended a rare mining business in US) and some some government backing and you have a bullish long term hold. Also hope in rise of uranium price and refilling US uranium storage.

>>27019234

God I just want to spend the day jerking it to newgrounds hentai, playing Soul Calibur II, and drinking mountain dew code red like I’m 13 again.

>>27019758
they do if they're newfrens from other boards

>>27019012
Both parties are now friendly to nuclear, and the senate recently approved a bill for the creation of a strategic uranium reserve, which also bans the purchase of U from Chang and Ivan.

The supply of U (primarily from Cigar Lake in CA) was obliterated by the ronies, so the price will probably increase dramatically when the current utility contracts for the reactors in the US expire (we also produce and use the most nuclear energy in the world).

For me though, the possibility of UUUU being the only significant producer of rare earth elements ourside of China is the major selling point. With their White Mesa mill and all of the Monazite, they will likely be able to produce REs at a competative price point, which will leave us no reason to buy them from China. REs are essential for basically any electronic device, from your cumstained thinkpads, to supercomputers.

I may be ultimately wrong, but they're simply in a fantastic position at the moment by every metric.

>>27019967
u can still do this if you really want

>>27019747
i sure hope so, my calls and shares are negative

>>27020141
What's the expiration on your calls?

>>27018686
Ya I'm getting Sep 2 vibes, but I'm 70% cash right now. I need my dopamine fix.

>>27018807
Ya looks like its dipped hard recently, I'll go look at what a LEAP costs.

>>27019384
Sir, I'm not spending 10k on a weekly

>>27018321
I don't think sure this is true. I use chase youinvest and I'm pretty sure they sell the stocks that were bought at the highest price first. They even split them up so you can see on every buy and sell what the tax lots are.

>>27019012
>>27019918
There's also the upcoming strategic uranium reserve to consider.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/senate-bill/4897

>>27019758
been a /pol/tard for years, I never filtered. scrolling the catalogue for what you seek builds character.

>>27020065

but I have a wife at home .w.

>>27020283
feb 26, $65

>>27016935
same, is that cacao? MhmM tasty

>>27019918
>>27020030
>>27020353
thanks lads. any time frame to get in? upcoming catalysts that would trigger a pump? i see that bill could do it. i was initially turned off from UUUU because of its fast runup to $4+, but it looks more attractive now that it has settled. I would like to watch and wait a bit more though

HorseChads our time is neigh. The Talking Heads have been extra annoying this week crying about manipulation and for big government entities to come save them from the little guy.

>>27020796
fucking REEE I SOLD LAST WEEK UNDER 30

>>27020786
Knowing congress, they probably won't even vote on the bill until 2022 kek. I think you've still got several months to get in.

>>27020796
NOOOOO MY CALLS SELL YOUR WKHS SELL SELL SELL

>>27020796
Holy fuck I was too busy looking at my memestocks to notice that the horsie is up 10% today.
Glad I got on this carriage yesterday at 31.4

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING STEEL CHADS? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS GONNA GO MOONSHOT

>>27020786
You got it, zoomer.

We all know that predicting the market is basically impossible, but if I had to guess, UUUU's price should increase dramatically when Uncle Alzheimer releases mmore details about his green energy plan, which will very likely include significant support for nuclear.

But it will fucking moon like nothing else when Mark Chalmers (the CEO) announces that they've started competitively priced rare earth production from the monazite ore that they're buying up.

>>27020796
Still time to get in? How likely are we thinking for the contract?

>>27020796
>tfw thought i was smart for not buying the "top" at $7
at least i had the sack to finally buy at $16, god bless the fucking horse

>>27018617

>>27021594
Rocket cannot launch until the Tranny sells its calls.

>>27020998
>>27021471
>>27021508
Horse is 100% getting at LEAST a piece of the USPS contract bare minimum. The flood gates to other state and local contracts is open. The USPS has always just been a piece of the companies' whole future. Multiple product solutions for multiple last mile delivery applications. Private and public spending in the space is only going to boom from here. Plenty of room for multiple companies to get action. Not to mention the delivery drones which are already FAA cleared in Commiefornia.

>>27021594
I sold all my CLF at a loss and put it in GME that same day. Made 5x what I lost

hory shet that dip on CLF
will load up if it dips to 15.00

>after this is over its back to slow, small gains
Fugg

>>27021867
i fomo'ed into the horsne at 8$

>>27022162
so leaps are a good idea? :think:

>>27019967
>pasts

>>27022289
not sure why people say this, even if the market is slow but steady, if it's slow and steady in one direction there are fast and safer gains to be made if you leverage yourself to the tits
i dont do this personally but the meme stocks are the more dangerous
>>27022454
chad

>>27020786
see>>27021188
I don't have free money at all and what I would be doing is adding little by little on every big dip. Start out small do DD and exist if you don't like it, if you do DCA. UUUU is

I want a crash so I can buy and accumulate generational wealth please

>>27022505
>:think:
Back you go.

More DKNG for me today and that's about it. Just in time to watch Brady, Gronk, and Suh dominate Kansas City.

>>27022722
You can do that without crashes.

>>27022505
I don't fuck with options. Shares only.

>>27022599
Chek'd and saved.

>WKHS and JMIA singlehandedly preventing my portfolio from turning red because of bleeding meme stocks

>>27022722
I want it so /biz/ traffic goes down

>>27022874
I hated Brady in NE because I hate Bawwwstonfags and Bellikike but TBTom is based. I'm glad Andy got his Owl last year but it's time for Mutthomes to get knocked down a peg. It's Josh Allen's time now.

>>27023395

so we can go back to the glory days of 19 year olds shilling garbage coins? nah it’s the best /biz/ has been in years

>>27022874
who in the fuck is this Massive White Dick maiden?

>>27023703

>>27023703
Shitcoin /biz/ is the best because it keeps /smg/ in the shadows. Only morons fall for the pajeets anyway.

>it’s the best /biz/ has been in years

>>27023703
youre in the wrong thread, go back

>>27022704
posted without finishing, 4U is about 30% of my poortfolio

>>27023885
https://www.instagram.com/nicolekopchakk/

My worst enemy is boredom. I have my longs locked in with only two short term plays. This is when I get stupid and try to get rich quick.

Why is AAPL dipping so hard?

>>27025037
correcting earnings runup

J&J """vaccine"""" efficacy % keeps going up every 30 minutes kek. It was like 65% this morning now it's 72%. This world is a joke and we're the punchline.

Anybody that's transferred accounts between brokers, is the status of the new account you're transferring to supposed to go all funny during the transfer? Anybody know how long they take to complete?

I think RH fucked me on the way out and I'm getting double charged or some shit in what might have turned out to be a stupid move.
I think I fucking got double charged fees and they're showing as pending negative balances (margin).
It's supposed to be transferring through ACAT.


what do

Like first I got some kind of ACH duplicate error with an error code through the old broker after initiating the transfer, but now the transfer is clearly underway, and while the transfer fee hit against my linked account, it looks like it's been fucking duplicated against the new broker account with yet an extra charge that put the brand new unused account in the red.


Anybody have experience while I'm waiting here?

>>27025496
it took a couple DAYS for a share i transferred from one brokerage to appear normal in my other brokerage, it didnt display any value besides the current price for a while. just give it a few days is my advice

>>27025496
Call the pajeet support numbers for both brokers.

The horse is making a run for it today

>>27025893
I am. I probably won't get through this late on a Friday. It'll be fun watching the action from the sidelines I guess.

>>27023422
Mahomes will reach his final form in the owl sorry

>>27023422
As an Arizona native, seeing Bruce Arians get this far is infuriating.
NIO rising steadily. Could we, may we, will we get to $100 EOY? Just as likely as it getting delisted.

>>27026509
>Final form
You mean he'll flame out and become a corporate cocksucking moron like Kaeperkneel?

UVXY bros.

GME price action is too stable for my liking. I just want it to be over already.

I wish I could short the market but my money is on one of those retarded "no taxes before you pull out" accounts.

>>27027745
me too...but it's extremely bullish holding these levels after that short attack with no volume
i need my fucking life back

>MARA just bleeding all day

>buy more BTWN
>dumps $.30 instantly
Damn you boggs.

Do I buy in some more on GEVO?
You promise it's going up?

Cunny.

I've dipped my toes in again today but instantly regret it. Do not like where the market is going one bit. All this normie money flooding in is hiding a cash. And they will all leave as soon as they lose too much. Banks might be in trouble too.

>>27028447
It’s net zero gasoline. Biden is in office. What do you think?

>>27028447
>>27028311
>Buying when the market is clearly going to correct

>>27028681
FFS. Hiding a crash*

>>27027745

stable before the squeeze is fucking good

>>27028745
I just bought in at the peak like an absolute retard two weeks ago and now the downside is scaring me.

>>27028800
It won't matter in the long run really.

>>27027101
You are MAD

I sold my AMD and APPL right before earnings. Should I buy back in now or do you guys think it should fall further?

>>27028800
Do you think we could see a correction as early as next week, anon?

>>27029404
a little now and wait to add more if it drops

I bought some KO calls for August. Seemed like a good play.

>>27027745
>>27028078
>>27028946
reeee i want it to fly

I'm holding some shortmemes, but I couldn't sleep last night. Can you suggest me some /comfy/ stocks that will go up/down by 30% in the next 2 weeks or so? I don't want to watch prices every 5 minutes, so I rotate my shortmemes there.

Why aren't we shilling the report day ! Tuesday) of Nokia to the bagholders so that we can scoop up the shares after the uberdump which will follow shortly after when they realise that there was nothing to hype?

Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

>>27029946
>30% up/down
>comfy stock
It doesn't work the way you think.

Carl finds the best of Twitter, AGAIN

https://twitter.com/benjysarlin/status/1355176696580861952?s=21

Who is on Carl’s social media team? Can I get them to manage my Facebook and also the rest of my life for me?

Question:
Long vol into this weekend?
Are you letting your Speculative Spac positions crash?

Is there a saying about holding falling knives?
Is it just called being a bag holder?

>>27028681
Sh-show me your meme lines or flows or whatever

I need a terminal

>>27017324
>>27017829
This, but not because of his stupid calls, but becausse the recent WKHS uptick is only because it's shorted. It's gonna crab back down once the mania ends.

>>27029080
I think it will go the same way as plug.

>>27030527
>only because its shorted
do you have even a shred of evidence to support this claim

For those that follow Mannarino, he closed all his positions and is switching from Ameritrade. I've closed a lot of meme positions.

>>27030527
Please keep coping.

>>27030216
At this point that's plenty comfy.
I got a swing system that earned me +30% every month for 3 months, but it doesn't work currently because of all the market fuckery going on.

>>27030895
>>27031021
Every stock that was shorted 30% got at least a +30% bump. Just take a look at a few of them.
I held CDPR, and it got the same bump, which I thought was because of their 1.1 patch at first, but nope, it was just some shorting hedgies folding in europe.
Same thing with Varta for example (although that already corrected).

Feel free to fall into the confirmation bias trap tho.

>>27030895
The Horse has been around 30% short for a while which isn't even out of the ordinary for a company like that. Fucking BIG has been 30% short too and it's actually one of the best growing companies in the entire discount retail sector. It's really just cope shitposting.

Hi comfy bros,
Anyone have suggestion for a broker to use that isn't RH? One with a good options trading interface for writing calls/puts

>>27030492
>like Qanon but for stocks
How do I do a bill ackman credit spread play?

>>27031016
He literally was just saying yesterday or the day before that everyone who thinks this could be big are clowns and that he was adding long exposure

>>27031537
Sounds like you have your own confirmation bias, moron.

>>27031906
I presented the evidence. You've presented the word "moron". I guess you win.

>>27031537
>my stocks dumped because they weren’t shorted.
Ok, I’ll believe this and reenforce the idea I made solid picks

>>27032055
You presented conjecture. You don't know anything about the actual company.

>>27031857
I'm pretty sure the main reason he closed is to switch off Ameritrade, regardless I have no idea what's gonna happen next week, so I rather play it safe.

>>27031781
go back

>>27031781
Fidelity

>>26991477
Feeling comfy friends it’s raining here and having tendies for lunch. Cheers bro’s.

>>27032106
The whole market is slowly descending except for shortmemes and a few other meme picks (like IPOE)

>>27032234
I've been swinging WKHS for 4 months now, I'm 60% up. Every 2 months or so they come out with some PR, bump the price to 28-30, and then slowly descend back down to 20 as ADHD "investors" get bored. This week is an anomaly.

I've done my fair share of research. The Postal deal is both priced in and at least 6 months out. Their manufacturing capacity is absolute garbage too. The CEO is a douchebag. RIDE is way better, but unfortunately they are very correlated due to the ownership structure.

not as bloody as i feared thus far but that can change later

>>27027873
Can I interest you in some leap puts?

>>27032814
Like I said, you have no idea about the company. Midwits like you never make it.

>>27032239
Hmmmmm thanks

I like my stocks. This sucks.
So many signs point to the precipice.

I assumed we were the idiots and when we know about something it’s already too late. I didnt realize normies had no idea about the GameStop short squeeze or any of this shit until this week.

I think I have to lock in some more losses/gains. Even gains feel like losses when I’m a good way off the top

>>27031060
I think we're gonna need some more details about this swing system, fren.

Just wondering what to do right now. Buy stuff today or wait till Monday. The meme market that's going on leaves me really hesitant.

>>27033926
not ever a bad idea to buy the dip. just dont go all in

>>27033926
Zoom out.

>the entire board talking about GME, saying things like "i will never sell, 10k per share isnt enough, give me more kikes"
time to exit

yikes and here's the waterfall

I wasn't going to sell my SPACs just ahead of the merger but I don't know if I want to hold these into next week

>>27033641
Find a stock on 4chan or leddit that will probably have a catalyst in 1-3 weeks
The three outcomes should be:
- If the catalyst happens, it should be at least +50% price change (extremely good earnings, FDA approval, big announcement
- If the catalyst doesn't actually happen (e.g. merger delayed), it should just crab
- If the catalyst is negative (failed product demo for example), it should only mean -20% on the price

Always sell right after the catalyst or delay (unless the delay is like 2 weeks).

If you can judge the chance of the catalyst right, you will be up statistically. I usually hold 2-3 of these at once, so they average well, and possibly cancel larger market movements.

Example:
I've read about AUPH on 01.22 in a leddit post. They had extremely successful Phase 2, so it was 99% chance that they wiull get FDA approval. This was not priced in, as usually people assume it's always 50-50.
Bought.
The approval happened
+50%
Sold immediately.

>>27034791
Always sell SPACs 1-2 days before the merger or the DA. Then rebuy later. 80% of SPACs fall down pretty hard after the merger, because it's just pumped too much by then.

Similar with companies where everyone expects a great earnings. Or with game companies and game releases.

>>27035015
Shit
I need to go read about the spac cycle
How fucked are the Foley spacs?

>>27034800
Love it
I want to see more simple strategies

>>27033641
>>27034800
Coutnerexamples are:
- Stocks that are already +50%, because the potential fall is 33%.
- Biomemes with shit phase 2 or no public results
- Any shortmeme stocks currently (except for maybe BBBY on monday. It just could not really go much lower, but the potential was there)
- CLF and UUU lol

>>27035336
>How fucked are the Foley spacs?
Dunno, I haven't been trading or doing any research for a week now. Everything's cancer currently.

>>27033632
I'm bullish on shit like PLTR, but I closed my 2022 LEAPS for profit. If it goes up from here, oh well. I'll buy next month after lock up expiry if necessary.

>>27035015
I wonder if I was too late; they've been trending down all week and they're supposed to merge from early to mid February.

Fuck I’m bleeding

>>27035776
It could be a good point to jump in then, if this wasn't clown market to the max right now.

>>27035896
Get a bandaid.

>>27030492
Been some time since I laughed this hard at a twitter thread.

>>27035776
I see you already bought. Then I dunno. Be sure to sell it right before merger unless it's a really good company and the price is not already too high.

I myself have liquidated most of my positions (except for some shameful shortmemes)

>>27036262
It's Butterfly (LGVW) and Metromile (INAQ). I'm definitely going to sell INAQ before the merge and most likely LGVW too.

what the fuck, look at this volume. look at the last 2 ticks. it's almost nothing, i just watched the 1m candle stay at the same price for 30 seconds, i thought it was halted

look at this. just look at it. earnings next week

New Thread:

>>27036811
>>27036811

NEWFAGS DONT BUY ANY SPACS OVER 13 AT THAT POINT ITS LITERALLY DEGEN

>>27034800
>>27035383
Sounds comfy. I like that you've got 2-3 going at once.

>>27036958
It was supremely comfy until the retard nation attacked. The best thing is that it's safe(ish) from a slow general market downturn, because I'll be out of my positions by then if I choose so.

>>27035336
>>27035547
the paysafe one is a no-brainer at that price.
Anyway, yes, most of them follow that cycle, but not all of them: GHMI-LAZR for example. Again: if the merger is a solid company you like/believe in/think can grow than consider it as an early DPO and stick to it as an investment. Especially if you cannot go all in for the little swing pre-merger to produce a significant return. You'd have much better return in the long run if the company has meaningful value (if you bought GHIV for the spac swing I'm sorry for you, but if you bought it for the company keep it and you'll rejoice in a few years)

>>26994721
I also find miners confusing I think the idea is to get in early and get paid out when they bring their ore to smelt?

>>27020030
keep in mind you can also extract helium from monazite. PLUS, I predict Chalmers will also get into other REEs. 4U is based.