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https://finance.yahoo.com/video/regulatory-impact-short-seller-squeeze-182857876.html
ALEXIS KEENAN: Still a huge question, Akiko. Now, legal experts that I've been talking to in this field say there should be no surprise if the SEC does pursue some sort of regulatory or legal action against the buyers who bought stock to drive up the price and squeeze those short sellers. That's because the language of the securities laws is really vague. And it gives regulators very wide latitude to form a case, basically.

So under section 10B of the securities laws, aside from some very specific activities, you have two types of actions that are really illegal. One is securities fraud, and two is manipulation. Now, fraud doesn't really fit this case here. So regulators are probably going to be stuck with that manipulation prong.

And the agency does like to prosecute these high-profile cases, and especially those that appear to be undermining the market. But the problem for the SEC, if it's the one to go after-- and it would likely be the body that goes after these buyers here. If the buyers engaged in manipulation or if that's what's alleged, there's no clear definition at all in the statutes to say what exactly that is. This is all based on case law. So it's all on a case by case basis.

Now, in the past, regulators have had some success when they've shown that buyers have agreed in concert collectively to trade only to move the stock price and not based on market fundamentals. But for these GameStop buyers, the argument's really tough because manipulation, it involves deception. And for those participants who were buying and possibly participating on those chat boards on Reddit or otherwise, they were taking those actions really out in the open.
Fucking bunch of kike bastards have fun with that!

>> No.26992204

>>26991310
The only people manipulating stocks are greedy Wall Street hedge funds. They have been doing it since day 1. If the SEC go after ordinary traders there will be blood in the streets.

>> No.26992324

>>26991310
Oh noooo about to buy another $1000 worth at open oh nooooo Mr. SEC come get me oh noooo.

>> No.26992440

>>26991310
When rich joos do it. It okay
When average person do, it no gud >:^(

>> No.26992757

>>26992324
Fuck yeah, I got more shares at the dip yesterday, don't buy at open they are going to shit the price again like they have done every fucking day. Zoom out on the chart, it goes up in the morning, then drops like a fucking rock.

>> No.26992863

what exactly is the sec job?

>> No.26992875

>>26991310
They literally describe in the article why it’s fucking impossible to prosecute.

Fuck em

>> No.26992908

>>26992204
>If the SEC go after ordinary traders there will be blood in the streets.
No there won't. Goymericans will take it up the ass and ask for more like they always do.

>> No.26992974

>>26992440
Biden pulled in 74% of Wall Street donos. He's not going to let them go under.

>> No.26992977

>>26991310
They can't stop people that wants to buy stocks

>> No.26992999

that means they will go after the redditor that started this snowball, not you

>> No.26993039

>>26991310
Literally nothing they can do.
People buy gamestop because we like the stock.

>> No.26993051

>>26991310
>you have two types of actions that are really illegal. One is securities fraud, and two is manipulation
They won't pursue this beyond the threat because it would come back to bite them in the ass really fucking hard.

>> No.26993058

>>26992863
Praetorian Guard of jewish finance.

>> No.26993086

>>26991310
>not going after RobinHood and other E-brokers for stock manipulation
idgaf then, wake me up when they do something useful

>> No.26993217

>>26992999
Exactly - Bernie Madoff

>> No.26993407

>>26992999
The funny thing is that guy could have dumped yesterday and made about $35 million. He didn't. So they can't prove it's a pump-and-dump.

But America is a third world authoritarian dictatorship/banana republic, so they'll go put him in jail for some random made up bullshit, just like Martin Shkreli.

>> No.26993539
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26993539

>>26991310
>fraud
Aren’t we talking about 130% short interest?
Is that legal?

>> No.26993609

>>26991310
>No don't buy more silly goyim, if you do the SEC is gonna put you in jail for buying stocks without a license!
The depths to which these rats will stoop to keep the common man from making it is unreal

>> No.26993689
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26993689

Jokes on them, I've been holding GME, NOK, and AMC since November. Come at me niggas, I genuinely like the stock.

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26993794

>>26991310
I thought overshorting a stock was illegal? Maybe they should investigate that.

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26994230

>>26991310
Oh, they're not selling?

Activate the SEC FUD.

>> No.26994450

>>26993407
That guy should have been lynched

>> No.26994464

>>26991310
Time to get a real job, Melvin.

>> No.26994538

>>26991310
FUCK HEDGE FUNDS

>> No.26994552

So it's illegal to like a stonk?

>> No.26994566

>>26991310
All inning GME today. Fuck it. If it goes under 250, Im taking out 10k on margin.

>> No.26994580

>>26991310
just try to arrest millions of people around the world, see how that goes

>> No.26994699

>>26994552
its illegal to manipulate stock market

>> No.26994872

>>26994552
its illegal for a lot of people to like a stock

>> No.26994916

>>26994552
its illegal for you to like a stonk.

>> No.26994918

>>26993407
>Didnt dump
>So he is clearly pump and dumping

>> No.26994996

What are they gonna arrest me for? Pressing buttons on my phone?

Good luck.

>> No.26995003

I got 33 shares of GME. Are we still holding?

>> No.26995032

>>26993609
It's their club and they don't want you in it. You are cattle.

>> No.26995055

>>26994552
it's illegal to make THEM lose money

>> No.26995088

With the SEC picking its performative side and squad/pol/ beginning to do its job of breaking down federal efforts to pretend to help us, is the only recourse revolution? The consequences of class war are genocidal. Can an ethical case be made for the continued existence of the current crop of billionaires?

>> No.26995125

>>26994699
Like preventing people from buying a stock but not selling it, THAT manipulation?

>> No.26995163

>>26994699
Unless

>> No.26995214

>>26995125
its not manipulation, its for client safety

>> No.26995248

>Are you Anon on XChan, collaborating with other users named Anon to manipulate GME stock?
>No

>> No.26995330
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26995330

>>26995248
>they can't tell what I posted on 4chan

>> No.26995353
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>> No.26995366

>>26995248
>yes you are, we checked your IP, go to jail sweetie

>> No.26995423

>>26995125
no, it's only manipulation if you prevent THEM from buying

>> No.26995436

>>26995214
But anon the asset wasn't frozen, they only banned people from buying but not selling. The only logical consequence of that action is the price to plummet, so they actively manipulated the market. Looks illegal to me ;^)

>> No.26995440

>>26992440
>da joos

it's all rich peopls dumbass, stop dividing people by race and ethnicity

>> No.26995529

>>26995330
Theres not enough threads of evidence and you know it. If anything will happen itll be a wall st hit job on the main organisers like Elon Musk. Oh wait he's the richest man in the world! You guys are fucked, its a new paradigm.

>> No.26995540

>>26993689
>trading with pre-knowledge oh woe!

>> No.26995559

Guys i like this stock. I want to buy one. Whats the best and most convenient way to do it?

>> No.26995565

>>26995436
see you in court sweetie. i have a bit more money for lawyers so good luck :)

>> No.26995601

I like the stock.

>> No.26995655

there's no way they can prosecute but it will be some intern's job to read through millions of posts anyway to determine that

imagine getting paid minimum wage to read shitpost after shitpost because your boss's hedge fund buddies are butthurt about people buying a stock they shorted

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>>26991310
Everything/pol said about their tribe is real...
They are evil and want us dead.... how can they have so much power?

I cant wait to see bankers jumping off roofs today . I can only pray, that in some small way, I helped.

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26995735

>>26991310
They can't do shit.

Robinhood will be dissolved and its owners sent to prison for securities fraud.

>> No.26995750

>>26995565
I accept your concession, good luck paying infinite money on those short calls fren ;^))))))))))))))))))))))

>> No.26995803

>>26991310
Told you dumb faggots this would happen. Same shit happened to the 15 year old shilling his bags on Yahoo.

>> No.26995828

What's stopping them from dissolving the company and tanking the stock to shit?

>> No.26995954

>>26992440
Didn't you read the Talmud only the gods chosen may jew the goym, not the reverse, the gentiles may not gentile the jew.

>> No.26996086

>>26995735
>SEC has no clear case with the law and would have to combat Congress

>> No.26996142

>>26995750
ill tell you a secret.. we pulled out yesterday. today we will sell some stock to you and then the price will plummet to 10$

>> No.26996267

>>26993689
its a crime to have stocks unless we say you can have them goy.

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26996332

>>26995529
>you guys
I have no skin in this faggot
>muh elon is on our side
yes, yes... he's the peoples champ

>> No.26996438

>>26995440
>stop making money
>only we're allowed to do that, goy
>stop dividing people by race and ethnicity
>only we're allowed to do that, goy

>> No.26996520

>>26996332
You obviously do or you wouldnt be FUD'ing. Keep sucking wall street dick.

>> No.26996529

>>26996142
>we pulled out when the stock was still 4 times higher than our average short liability
>float still over 200%
Sure you did Meyer, sure you did

>> No.26996625

>>26996529
trust the official data goy :)

>> No.26996703

>>26996142

how will the price plummet to 10$ if everyone around the globe is buying the stock? are you retarded?

>> No.26996776

what's up with the jew larp? do they think they're funny?

>> No.26996793

>>26996703
>buying the stock
:)

>> No.26996833

>>26995366
>Your honor, IPs cannot be used as a personal identifier

>> No.26996863
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26996863

>>26995655
>read shitposts all day
I already do that for free

>> No.26996926

>>26996625
>we committed a federal crime lol
Semitic LARPposting is still kikeposting

>> No.26997014

>>26996520
>making reasonable observations on the situation at hand is FUD'ing
literally just choke on a dick faggot

>> No.26997042

>>26995088
>Can an ethical case be made for the continued existence of the current crop of billionaires?
No

>> No.26997056

>>26995440
>t. jew
fuck off and die

>> No.26997087

Stocks should be made illegal for everyone but Chinese investors and top hedgefund managers. The proles will be forced to struggle and only use govt bonds for their retirement funds. It's just too dangerous.

>> No.26997120

>>26997014
>>26996520
legit all I said is feds know what you posted on 4chan if they want to. unless you're some kinda god tier fucken wizard at hiding yourself, your proxy aint shit. that is not FUD, that's the fucking truth jackass

>> No.26997196

>>26996926
>we committed a federal crime lol
i dunno, sounds quite funny for me

>> No.26997226

>>26991310
Positing my shitty OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnjBjkmDtGQ

>> No.26997277

>>26995440
why do you do this shit? i'm a jew so i benefit from this, but why do YOU cuck out for us? jews unironically own you

>> No.26997287

>>26995803
>Same shit happened to the 15 year old shilling his bags on Yahoo.
Story?

>> No.26997472

>>26993689
did you think of all those poor people who are going to lose their houses when you bought that stock?

>> No.26997576

>>26995003
>33
its about sending a message

>> No.26997740

>>26995735
>Rich People
>Doing Jail Time
Pick one.

>> No.26997913

>>26996625
https://twitter.com/RealTyPickhaver/status/1164175263510487041

>> No.26997992

>>26997740
It depends which rich people. If you upset ((them)) you'll go away for a long time. Not if you're a good shabbos goy though.

>> No.26998044

>>26997740
They aren't rich anymore :^)

>> No.26998125

How can they go after me, I dont even live in niggerstand yet own GME lmao. FUCK KIKES, FUCK AMERISHART PIGS, FUCK THE FBI, FUCK THE CIA. Come arrest me for buying a stock you fucking turbo-golem

>> No.26998239

>>26994450
get the fuck off of our board immediately you fucking homosexual faggot

>> No.26998339

>>26998044
We can only hope.

>> No.26998348

Retard OP , they’re lying so we sell , they’ve known there’s no case against buyers so they’re trying to scare them , when that didn’t work they literally pressed the stop button. They’re just panicking chill

>> No.26998364

>>26997913
holy shit this was funny, esp the 2nd video

>> No.26998485

>>26991310
So are they going after all celebs who tweeted to pump up stocks?
The most egregious was Palihapitiya saying he was buying in then selling out on the sly for huge profits leaving all his followers as potential bag holders. Snakey snake.

>> No.26998525

>>26995088
>can an ethical case be made for the current crop of billionaires
well society is naturally hierarchical and there will always be some big powerful assholes at the top, but the current crop seems to believe themselves to be another species or something which is a psychosis you usually see in leadership right before revolutions.

>> No.26998610

>>26998348
THIS
DON’T LET THE MAN GET YOU DOWN

>> No.26998718

>>26996863
Kek

>> No.26998749

>>26991310
This is the only thing that is not clown world. They should punish this obvious pump and dump scheme

>> No.26998752

>>26993539
>240
They double downed.

>> No.26999007

>>26991310
KEK how can they prove literally anything?
>why did you get GME, son
>because I like videogames and I heard from the internet that I could make money, arent you supposed to make money on the stock market officer? If thats illegal then why are you arresting the multibillioon dollar corporations that do it everyday? You arent a dirty fucking hypocrite, right officer? What are the charges?

>> No.26999049

>>26991310
>fraud doesn't fit the case here
Hmm... so how did 250% of the float get shorted? How do you short more shares than there are both in circulation, AND IN EXISTENCE?
How are you allowed to sell something you literally could not have even borrowed because it doesnt exist?

And they want to go after the Redditfags?

>> No.26999247

>>26992204
>They have been doing it since day 1. If the SEC go after ordinary traders there will be blood in the streets.

lol they just stole an election in front of your eyes and let niggers burn your cities down for 6 months and nobody did a single thing. pull your head out of your ass

>> No.26999271

>>26994230

This is a joke but it's very true. Every piece of news might be FUD, there's literally no reason to trust anything about. JUST HOLD

>> No.26999298

>>26991310
>How dare you create value instead of running companies into the ground? Bad bad, very bad goy!

>> No.26999360
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>>26991310
SEC mommy days its time to stop playing

>> No.26999396

>>26998485
you should submit a report to the sec, detailing that specific celebrity's conduct

>> No.26999429

>>26991310
20@$200 limit buy standing by. see you guys at 9:30. dunno, I just like gamestop and buy stock to support a beloved store from childhood

>> No.26999461

ACCELERATE

>> No.26999520

>>26995440
What a dumb fucking faggot

>> No.26999556

>>26999247
*encouraged niggers to burn

>> No.26999740

>>26994699
What does "manipulate" even mean here? By their very definition, markets are influenced by the actions of individuals buying/selling. Saying that unconnected individuals buying and holding a stock that they think will rise in value in the future is market manipulation is simply saying that anyone who does anything in a market is manipulating it.

Meanwhile there was apparently zero issue with massive hedge funds taking on infinite risk to short a stock for more shares than are even available to buy back, and without even requiring a stop loss or liquidation level. That's perfectly kosher, goyim.

>> No.26999763

>>26991310
BAHAHAHA
I liked GameStop as a kid and heard it was doing well so I bought stock.

What the fuck is illegal about that?

>> No.26999951

>>26992204
Every faggot cuckmerican ive spoken to about this is raving mad about gme going up, the dumb goyim cattle white niggers are calling retail investors nazis and white supremacists now

Im not joking. This chick i know is demanding i get arrested, saying shit like
>YOU GREEDY FUCK YOURE STEALING MONEY!! GIVE IT BACK TO WALLSTREET!!!
Its unbelievable

What do you hnestly expect from a nation of faggots, whores, niggers, and cucks?

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>>26991310
FUD to scare you
think about it this way
Normans are already on our side, they fucking hate hedge funds and are loving every minute of this.
If they arrest plebs for doing what hedge funds do they will get occupy 2.0, guaranteed. This time will probably be a lot messier due to the high unemployment and civil unrest. There are a lot of people with nothing to lose.
Whether or not what they did is a 'crime' or not doesn't matter. They know persecuting these people is a one way ticket to a PR apocalypse

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>>26991310
Good luck, SECucks. I'm in the EU and I really like the stock.

>> No.27000396

>>26992908
There will be blood on spring Street for sure. I ain't talking to know feds

>> No.27000483

>>26992908
Nah. Enough people on all sides have had enough.

>> No.27000499

>>26991310
good luck im in brazil and I like the stock, come and get me

>> No.27000511

>>26998752
They are altering the deal pray they don't alternate any further

>> No.27000626

>>26999007
>That so? Why does your message history say "gas Cohen and these filthy kikes I want to see them burn"????

>> No.27000748

>>26991310
This is dangerously close to them next claiming that existing shareholders are also in on some sort of illegal activity because they won’t sell.

>> No.27000771

>>26995088
For stabilities sake. The next crop that replaces them will come out of a wealth built of turmoil and corription ala 90s Russia. There's no way to win. Invest in guns.

>> No.27000926

>>26992204
Pretty much this. If they dare to undermine ordinary traders - more regulations for thee and not for me, there must be American Revolution 2.0 and *"REAL"* Holocaust.

Unless they would get shorting banned or the entire stock market banned, we would be ok with this cuz the economic inequality/gap would be shrank quickly, meaning 99% of kikes would be the ordinary people. The (((1%))) doesn't want this happens.

>> No.27001081

>>26992974
then impeach him for not going after the mass.

>> No.27001123

If they are seriously, after taking gbe the election and standing by watching all the manipulation, going to start coming after retail that should be a red line to fight back.

And I don't mean by filing a fucking lawsuit in a legal system that at this point is completely fucking illegitimate.

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>>26999951
Every normalfag I know has been thrilled about this
most of them voted Biden, believe MSM, hate de ebil notsees, etc.
the ONLY people I've seen who were against this were j*urnalists, wall street rats and their social media sock puppet accounts trying to manufacture a consensus that is falling flat on its face right in front of them.
I even had someone I know who has always blindly trusted the MSM start to realize that they're being lied to. They bought GME.
it's actually fucking happening
we're breaking the conditioning

>> No.27001193

>>26993058
kek

>> No.27001202

SEC is a civil org wtf are they gonna do write an angry leter?

>> No.27001254

>>27000771
>For stabilities sake.
What stability? Right now the majority gets to be locked up in their homes as they squeeze the pitiful rest of wealth the majority still somehow had, out of them, fuck this.

>> No.27001288

>>26992204
they just installed a fraud and people clapped
ameritards will not risk anything for some redditors and even some money losses, they're used to getting wrecked specially boomers

>> No.27001352

>>26992863
peter strzok's wife (melissa hodgman) ran the enforcement division, so you tell me...

>> No.27001354

>>27001202
Treble civil penalties

>> No.27001388

>>26991310

SolzhenitsynQuote.jpg

If they come for your comrades, KILL THEM!!

>> No.27001397

>>26993539
It is legal when the chosen ones doing it. Not for the ordinary people. Basically, it is rules for thee, but not for me.

>> No.27001469

>>26997472
no, they have four other houses they can live in

>> No.27001708

>>26992863
To help jews cheat and keep a boot on the neck of the goyim

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>> No.27001784

>>26994699
No it isn't. Elon Musk will receive no punishment for stock manipulation, yet retards on reddit will get the wrath of the state. It's not against the law-it's against the *will* of the law, which is arbitrary and selective.

>> No.27002005

>>26999951
Yeah, Ill take a
"Things that didn't happen." For 500

>> No.27002355

>>26999007
>talking to police

Not gonna make it

>> No.27002639

>>27000771
90s Russian Billionaires would be a substantial improvement, they're off living their own hedonistic lifestyles and aren't actively using their wealth to make the lives of others worse for no other reason than spite.

>> No.27002781

>it is now illegal to like a stock

>> No.27002986

>>26991310
Does SEC have authority to deploy military and intelligence assets to track these Reddit bastards and manipulators?

>> No.27004467

>>27002355
this, never have a word with pigs in blue unless its to cool down a dangerous situation, if not just say the very minimum like "yes" and "no" or use your constitutional right to be silent

>> No.27004711

>>26993407
>Shkreli
go back

>> No.27004749

>>26992204
Lmao no
Burgers will never ever revolt, you could start grinding their parents into onions and they would just grumble and consume

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Get in $CLF lol

>> No.27005129

I hope they just go after the original perpetrators in Reddit.

That's probably the case.

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IM SO MAD, dont even have gme
but FUCKING HELL
they SHOULD GO AGAINST THOSE FUCKING FUNDS
THEY ARE THE CRIMINALS

AND ROBIN HOOD TOO, HOLY FUCK MAN

>> No.27006143

>>26992204
"they're coming for you." i said this on /pol/ the morning it happened. i was screeched at, but it was true. i explained it too curtly i think so here's some additional illustration.
no cloud services went out or reported any issues. brokerages have better SLAs with service providers, anyway, and private clouds of their own. no stocks were individually halted (yet). nonetheless, all brokerages shut off portfolio viewing, and trading, and reddit shut off WSB, for approximately an hour just before the market open. they would have done it sooner but they're all lazy.
and the reason why is the brokerages and reddit had been ordered one way or another by the SEC to run some pretty hefty database queries that would have interrupted services and would have taken too long if those services were also left live at that time.
then, presumably, some faggot do-gooder gen x'er received the results of those queries; he has one or two wet-behind-the-ears millenials he supervises who are more of a hindrance than a help but need to be shown the ropes. and the lot of them have the job of running all this data through some kind of ETL so that it can be better structured, and so that it can be better searched through, and so that ultimately they can tell their boss at the SEC whether or not a criminal conspiracy to assault melvin capital just occurred.
retail has almost nothing to do with it. either you fags crowd-sourced this entirely and they'll just make noise about wanting to prevent it in the future, or you are rats, and now bag-holders, and the pied piper of hamelin must be rooted out and caught.

>> No.27007381

>>26995003
Freemason check

>> No.27007518

>>26999007
that's a stupid question, but maybe you're just a stupid kid. just picture what it will look like from their perspective: your ISP has records of your account and the IPs assigned to devices associated to it for the last several years. your brokerage and reddit both have records of you visiting, trading, posting screenshots. and your excuse for purchasing dozens of idiotically low duration call options at strikes of 100, 120, 150, 200 on a stock that was about 35 just a short while ago, is that you like video games.

reminder: inadvertently lying to a federal agent without knowing it is still a felony. while as i have just said i sincerely doubt they care about retail nobodies, exercise an abundance of cooperation, not caution. let them take your computer. they're really looking for something worse than just you alone, and if you're punished in any way it will be a slap on the wrist. but whatever you do, don't speak a single fucking word in their presence.

>> No.27007953

>>26991310
The technical term that applies here is called "regulatory capture"

>> No.27009218

>>27002986
more dumb kid questions, eh? they don't need either of those things. every three letter agency on the civilian side has its own enforcement people. even the fucking department of education orders shotguns every couple years. moreover, all of them can call on the FBI for going to front doors if they need help. anybody in these federal agencies can subpoena information via justice, and if they can convince homeland security then that will also come in the form of a national security letter, whereupon the receiver of said letter may not acknowledge to anyone that the letter even exists.
there is plenty of power in the domestic/civilian side of government to exercise when needed.

>> No.27009820

>>26991310
(((They))) went after the right for the Capitol Riots. Then (((they))) went after the left for the capital riots. The sooner we work together against (((them))) the sooner we can have peace

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There are tens millions gme holders, supreme court will destroy sec

>> No.27010789

>>26995440
people of all races can be jews
/biz/ is not a racist board, the only color we care about is green

>> No.27011461

guys when are the hedge funds going to start closing their shorts so that this goes to $1488?

>> No.27011842

price manipulators deserve to be targeted
reminder that teenagers posting on forums went to jail over this in the doctcom bubble

>> No.27011856

>>27004711
Shkreli did the exact same thing we're doing but instead of buy memestonks, he bought a minor patent that is required for insulin injector manufacturing and held it with diamond fists. You retarded nigger.

>> No.27011900

>>26991310
My lawyers are chambered in .308.

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>>26991310
>tfw it turns out /pol/ was right all along
I really didn't want to be true, guys.

>> No.27012244

>people think it was wrong to storm the Capitol and try to kill Congress

>> No.27012474

How many times can the hedgies short stocks they don't have in the hope of crashing the price before they have to pay it?

>> No.27012697

>>27010789
based

>> No.27013739

>>27012474
They will never stop shorting, they will never play by the rules set for you.
They are forcibly selling off stocks other people own at the moment, and if you still refuse to surrender their government will step in to punish you.

>> No.27014121

>>26995440
KIKE
I
K
E

even if they aren’t, they are

>> No.27014381

>>27013739
>They are forcibly selling off stocks other people own at the moment
I knew this would happen. Can't wait for the nuclear fallout from this.

>> No.27014437

>>26995440
>it's da antisemites!

>> No.27014487

>>27012474
Apparently as many times as they want - there were people on here yesterday posting evidence of hedgefags borrowing stocks to cover shorts on other borrowed stocks to cover shorts on stocks they never had in the first place... the entire fucking market has turned into one giant shell game with all the whales and hedge funds scrambling to keep the cups moving so no one realizes there isn't anything under any of them.

>> No.27014649

>>27014487
>the entire fucking market has turned into one giant shell game with all the whales and hedge funds scrambling to keep the cups moving so no one realizes there isn't anything under any of them.
I like that analogy.

>> No.27014927

>>27004749
>>26999951
>>26992908
There sure are a lot of faggot yurotards on this board that hate Americans. Need I remind you cucks how this country started? Why don't you look at what's happened in just the past 12 months if you think that behavior is a thing of the past (also funny how you faggots say "oh no so violent," when we riot, then try to say we're too pussy to fight back the next day). That's proof enough that people will revolt if they're given a good reason, but that's beside the point, you don't fight back today through violence. You do it by squeezing these corrupt fuckers through the stock market, like we've already done. They thought they could strangle companies into ground by shorting them, and we fucked them in the ass instead. That's how you fight back in this modern world.

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>>27014487
>hedgefags borrowing stocks to cover shorts on other borrowed stocks to cover shorts on stocks they never had in the first place
What a time to be alive.

>> No.27015606

>>26995440
based, people trying to make this about hating jews are retards

>> No.27015668

>>26993407
Marty was based, he fucked over faggots

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>>26991310
Only one guy was arrested in response to the 2008 crash, I’m sure the feds aren’t as asleep at the wheel as they were back then but it’s important to realize that happenings are never as entertaining as predicted when it comes to government matters.

>> No.27016075

>>26993539
if you have lots of money, you become exempt from the law

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The sec has already announced their intents, and it’s our duty as law abiding citizens to help them enforce their decision to review the legality of questionable actions taken by companies such as Robinhood

>> No.27016154

>>26993539
>240%=110

>> No.27016582

Bitcoin is calling you back, /biz/
Please, come back home.

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>>27000626
>Officer, if you had any brains you would be saying the same thing.

>> No.27016716

reminds me very much of a case when a dude on the freeway with his dashcam on followed a speeding car which was doing 200+ (kmh that is for the retards) and it turned out to be the police commissioner's private beamer. This dude posts it online, media picks it up and guess what happens - not the police commissioner but this dude gets prosecuted for speeding

>> No.27016791

SEC is a corrupt organization which should be investigated using RICO statute!!

Spread the word and get them investigated for years of turning a bind eye to corruption in wallstreet and find out how many have family members linked to hedge fund firms!!

>> No.27017099

>>26991310
What the fuck are they going to prosecute anyone for?
A fucking short squeeze? On a 140% shorted stock?
On what planet?

SEC is bluffing and bullshitting to try and scare off retail. You have more to fear from a parking ticket than the wasters who oversee Wall Street.

>> No.27017406

>>27012244
they didn't even try, it was no more than a frat party

>> No.27017528

>>26991310
False Flag

>> No.27017858

>>26992204
I wish but nobody is going to do anything. Just like nothing happened in 2008.

>> No.27018232

>>26998339
RH took a 700 mil loan yesterday to pay for GME calls. They're fucked.

>> No.27018237

>>26998348
Oh I know that, I just saw this bullshit on my feed and was like, these mother fuckers are running scared.

>> No.27018657

>>27015208
Right? It's lunacy. Like, just try to imagine that shit flying in literally any other context.

I work as an electronics technician at a research school, repairing all the power supplies, scopes, etc the undergrads constantly short out or blow up. Imagine if instead of actually repairing anything, I just shuffled and 'borrowed' the still-working equipment around between labs hoping no one would notice. I'd get caught in a heartbeat and they'd fire my ass.

>> No.27018966

>>26994699
yeah, like naked shorting, which is explicitly illegal

>> No.27019323

>>26991310
"They" realized some time ago that people truly vote with their money, so "they" tried to rig it so that all of our money combined didn't add up to as much money (and power) as a small number of "them" possessed.
WE are now waking up to the facts that people truly vote with their money, that there are more of us than "them", and if we can band together and control more money (and power) than "they" do... then "THEY" LOSE.
>
>We shall take from "them" in every way possible -- until the scales are balanced.

>> No.27019659

>>26992204
They are allowed because they are human’s chosen by g-d and not filthy animal goyim. You don’t have the same rights as us. You are suppose to wage slave, we are the ones who get money for free because we are too holy and blessed by g-d to be subjugated to labour and toil. That is for the goyim

>> No.27019855

>>26992204
This, what're they going to do? How could they arrest the millions of normies who just like gamestop? How is it illegal to get in on a popular stock that's blowing up? This is a fucking SEETHE AND COPE and we're not fucking selling.

>> No.27020461

>>26991310
Nothingburger just like when they tried to take down illegal streaming websites or when they tried to stop R4 cartridges OR BASICALLY ALWAYS when its more than 100k people doing it

>> No.27020594

>>26993058
underrated

>> No.27020800

>>26999951
>YOU GREEDY FUCK YOURE STEALING MONEY!! GIVE IT BACK TO WALLSTREET!!!
Lmao, imagine saying this

>> No.27021042

cnbc is already helping them by doxxing wsb participants.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/29/famed-gamestop-bull-roaring-kitty-is-a-massachusetts-financial-advisor.html

>> No.27021396

>>27021042
they are encouraging people to target these whales once the squeeze happens.

>> No.27021623

>>26993407
Shkreli is said to have taken around 8 million in money that was not his to take so he could pay off a failed short position. That's a lot different than playing the hype with public information. Is it a crime when the hedge funds tell their friends what side of the bet they are on and suggest it would be wise for them to follow suit, if they do this in a public forum? Then why is it a problem when the little guy does it on a public forum?

>> No.27022627

>>27020800
Ain't it what they're literally saying on the news?
btw any comfy stream where I can see hedgies cry?