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>>26978325
larpfolio

>>26978325
You can flex harder than that, Mortal.

Those are rookie numbers, I've been at it since 2015 and I was laughed at back then.
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/50292958/#50292958

>>26978325
ok give me 0.6 eths thanks

>>26978325
ANY PORTFOLIO YOU SEE ON THIS APP IS FAKE
You can type in whatever you want as holdings

>>26978591
I'll flex harder when the price goes even higher hahaha

stay mad poorfags

>>26978792
Well, I'll be able to flex too, won't I? Sucks I didn't make even a million like I hoped but we'll get there when the seagulls cry.

Also, I wonder what you're spending your money on. Heh.

>>26978640
based post earnings

>>26979001
>I wonder what you're spending your money on.
My own website.

>>26978730

Don't ask how I know but it's definitely not fake. Have you even heard of Siacoin before in your entire life? No, you go gamble on worthless shitcoins with no fundamentals and no future.

>>26979660

Pffft. Fine be that way. After you get your own sex slaves.

>>26980341
>After you get your own sex slaves.
For the past week or so, I've been dating on SA and seeing girls, and now I have two sex slaves, so it's time to build the future.

>>26980892
Threesomes that good? Or just the variety makes life even better?

>>26981270
Threesomes are great in concept but overrated. I'm just seeing two different girls. One is into cosplaying, and the other really likes being wearing a collar and being submissive.

>>26980892
how much u paying them?

>>26981955
1500 each per month. I'm seeing each girl two or three times a week. I think it's a bit of a steal, but they're the ones who asked that amount, and I'm not going to complain.

>>26981879
>Threesomes are great in concept but overrated.

You mean great in 'art'? I wouldn't have guessed threesomes weren't so great.

>I get to fuck two different dream girls

Now THAT is a flex. Although I guess it takes more than just getting rich off crypto though, right?

>>26982296
Shit, I could afford that. What gives? Women aren't that generous.

>>26982368
>Although I guess it takes more than just getting rich off crypto, though, right?
I'm also 6'4, and I generally don't have trouble dating, but I decided to aim for the stars with SA and get myself two young cute girls (one is 19, and the other is 21) that are students that need money for school supplies and want to be with me because I'm fun. It makes things a lot honest and pleasurable because you can actually feel that the girls want to please you and make sure you're happy, compared to most relationships I've been with.

>>26982562
Yeah, SA is kind of ridiculous in terms of value for the price. And they stay with me all night, so it's better than getting hookers, and it saves both money and time with traditional dating. Honestly, I think everyone should ditch traditional dating and try getting sugar babies.

>>26982919
Wtf is SA

>>26983045
SeekingArrangement.com

The price keeps going up lol

Sage Blockfolio threads

>>26983308
On what exchange? lol Stop trying to make it seem higher than it is.

>>26983880
It's pinned to binance. I'm not the one making it seem larger than it seem, just posting what I see lol

>>26984034
Oh what the fuck I thought some other exchange was going apeshit but its probably canuck bucks.

>>26984554
Yeah it's canuck bucks lol, just divide it by 1.28.

>>26982919
Is dating usually just bitches trying to take what they can from you? Damn SA sounds like a dream then.

>>26983308
how come nobody ever posts exchange shots or anything always blockfolio which lets you larp whatever you want

>oh I keep it in cold
kkkk post wallet fagtoid

>>26984871
Yeah, and it's messier. With SA, if you don't like a girl or you're tired of her (or she wants to move on), you say that you're moving on, and that's that. No emotional drama that takes months to resolve, no divorce, no complications.

>>26984993
Here you go.

>>26985159
>>26984993
Oh wait that's a cap from a few months ago before I bought 50 million more. Here you go.

>>26985074
I'll keep that site in mind, thanks. Man, I gotta clean up then. Don't get my hopes up any further, please!

Also I don't entirely believe you. A cosplayer GF sounds too good to be true. Are they that common or something?

>>26985852
>A cosplayer GF sounds too good to be true. Are they that common or something?
No. It feels like a miracle. It was a fluke that I found her, and she told me that she liked to cosplay. I only met her twice (once for coffee and another at her house), and I had sex with her while she was wearing a bunny girl outfit. Absolutely wild.

>>26978965
it's an honor to meet you Mr. Monopoly

>>26978325
How much have you put in?

>>26986371
It's your reward for trying out a new dating technique. Fortune favors the bold. Not gonna lie, pretty damn jealous. I need to get in on this shit.

>>26985495

Would you send me 590€? that's my rent, I can't pay. Here's my bank account as proof.
I'll probably get banned for this but uh, I mean I don't even have crypto so. I have to try.

>>26978325
nearly got a cool 1/100000th of the entire market cap right there