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RALLY BEGINS
>>26976728250k eoy
THE MASS EXODUS FROM BOOMER MARKETS HAS BEGUN
>>26976804The plot is just getting more interesting...
Fuck Elon so much, people will pump and dump this like doge and fuck all over the market.
One guy tweeting sends a fucking 600B marketcap up 15%. What a joke of a market, fucking clown world indeed
>>26976782EOD
>>26976728 >>26976782>>26976775Sorry .. I'll stay out of this....There is a sell order placed by the institution ..I'll stick with meme coin
>>26976728thanks for pumping my bags mr reddit
>>26976947brah can you imagine what the kid could have done. Instead he wastes it on a copy pasted bitcoin scam.
>>26976728I just sold all my BTC today for GRT and FTMI should have bought some BTC when I first saw the tweet. I literally saw the thread like the second he changed it
stop making threads about yourself man this is getting embarrassing
This shit has to be illegal right? The guy can't just keep mooning his holdings by tweeting about it...
>>26976947No it can't be that. it happened to fast. it jumped $2000 instantaneously . something is extremely fishy. I suspect some hedgefund fuckery
>>26976728oh so this is why it pumped i was wonder wtf was going on
>>26976728Fuck off laggard, nobody loves you
>>26977072he isn't even saying anything
>>26977072>changes bio to “#bitcoin”>G-GUYS THIS IS ILLEGAL HE’S FUCKING P-PUMPING HIS BAGS HE CAN’T JUST TWEET THAT
>>26977072TWEETING GAMESTONKS IS MARKET MANIPULATION
>>26976728Will he pump ETH to$20k? He had mentioned it before
>>26976728hes done fucking around shilling dogeelon been buying since 2010 i bet
>>26977089w-we got too cocky gme bros, they're fighting back
>>26977072NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT INVESTMENTS ONLINE
>>26976728fake and gay
>>26976947CLOOOOWWWNNNWWOWOOOORRRLDDD YEEEEAAHH
my lil bitcoin stock doing some
>>26977072It is retarded what how big of an influence he has. He is tweeting about random shit constantly, SIGNAL, GAMESTONKS, ETSY, bitcoin, doge to just name a few and it is always going parabolic.>but let's go private 420$
>>26977317No not fake at all
>>26977048he was genuinely fucking retardedit was so stupidhe could have done something so fucking crazy
>>26976947I love it, the more stupid and absurd the world is the betterPRESENT DAY. PRESENT TIME. HAHAHAHHAAHAHH
>>26977072>market manipulation!Only applies if you are beating ruling class faggots.>>26976728Friendly reminder for the 1000x to you retards bitcoin literally cannot function as a currency because it cannot support the required transaction rate. It is purely a speculative vehicle and *not* a currency.>but I bought a pizza with buttcoinNo you didn't 4chins. No one buys anything with this except real currency they want and illegal shit they are trying to anonymously buy, and it's still slow and unscalable as fuck. You all are retards and this is clown world.
>>26976728Sir Elon just fucking the hedgies again
>>26977072There's one more highly relevant project for him to tweet about
>>26977581Same with ETH due to the gas situation, but who cares? Aren't we all in it for money?
>>26976728But Elon Musk is Satoshi
Afaik Elon only has 0,25 BTC
>>26976782This but unironically.
>>26976728holly shit dat 12% dildo
Be honest with me, is this good for LINK?
>>26976728What in the absolute fuck. Will this help link at all?
>>26977656Based
>>26977072Tbh he didn't say anything and even if he did, it's not illegal. Hedge funds are not illegal either, but it's just funny to see them lose a few of their millions because of poorfags working together.I'd love it if it kept happening and I don't mind losing my investment over it. After all you shouldn't invest more than you can afford to lose.
>>26976782Please stop fudding
the hell is going on. no sleep for me tonight
>>26977072God, I wish I was Elon Musk. He may unironically be the most powerful man in the world. He is a billionaire with meme magic. Unbeatable.
>>26977737Has to be. De-fi is what this signals. Wtf else are people going to do with btc
THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS STACKING SATSHOLY FUCKDOGE CONFIRMED GATEWAY DRUGJUST SAY NO TO HARD CURRENCY
>>26977737>>26977738in the long run yes. betting on link is betting on crypto.
>>26976964EOH
>>26976728did he spell dog coin wrong?
So he's really moving out of USD into BTC huh.Top kek. 250k eoy confirmed.
>>26977072Bitcoin is not regulated kid.hope your bags are pack.
>>26977715
>>26977656he probably holds some but can't mention it for regulatory reasons.Kikes hate monero more than anything
>>26976728In retrospect, it was inevitable
unbelievable
>>26977934you did bud
folks on you, I'm out that scamDon’t think such platforms can show you anything except cheap trash I better will listen to my bro and follow Cascade on base protocol best market volume on Uni and best results among other projects for last weeks
>>26977449It's less retarded than the influence McAfee had in 2017... crypto is becoming a bit less cringey since those days, but we should be glad it's still pretty nuts like this.
>>26976728Bitcoin broke it's descending triangle because of Elon. Bear market turned to bull market by just one billionaire.
I feel like I'm watching earth from space. I can't possibly sleep right now.
>>26977976i think this is a new record for bitcoin? 1 hour candle 12%
>>26977842More liquid in the market, a good portion of the smarter money will go out to de-fi projects.
This will dip again right?
>>26976728Fuck you, Elon. My altcoin bags are fucked forever.
how are you guys this confident pouring money in to an internet currency rather than index funds or a retirement plan? Ive only put in like a few hundred in bitcoin. It seems too risky
>>26976728Finally he puts a real fucking coin in his bio instead of memes.
>>26976728And just like that I'm eternally priced out... ETH it is
>>26978300Not if you know the fundamentals. Lurk moar.
>>26978205This will most likely double pump once "normies" will hear from it, then dip back down. Just double check the Doge performance for reference.
When’s this chad maniac gonna convert some of Tesla’s cash to btc, he’s one of us
>>26977656Let monero be the sleeping giant anon. We don't want it getting too big to get noticed.
>>26977884>>26977842BUT WHY IS IT DUMPING THEN???
he just changed it to Chainlink
>>26978389inb4 jack does the same shit
So what should I sell all my crypto holdings (link, qnt, akro, xsn, uni) for BTC now or do you think it’ll affect the whole market in general?
>>26977089Musk bought in without DCA
>>26977089You really thing this whole GME shit that just happened wasn't done by another hedge fund firm? You really think that this was just leddit's doing?
>>26978173It’s like when link google announcement happened
>>26976728Imagine having the power to jack up a coin with literally one word on a profile.
>>26977072He can't talk about anything without affecting the stock market. It's not his fault his fans jump on everything from his mouth.
>>26978447Just BTC probably. Seems like all ALT/BTC pairs are already affected.
>>26978300>retirement planIf don't make it by my 30s I'll shoot myself.
Ahhhhhh im too late!!!!!!!!!!
>>26978300Jesus newfag. You’re full bank portfolio should be in btc there is no point of the bank does that make sense
>>26978526i think it's more like daytrader jumping in expecting normies to do the same. not priced in yet imo
Thanks OP for posting this, I got in earlyAlso thanks Elon MuskLETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26978674So you’ll retire either way, congrats anon
>>26978330THISThe endgame is Bitcoin, Gold, and silver. Everything else is just fun and games.
So maybe he actually had some otr discussions with Michael saylor
>>26978739This but unironically, allow eth for speculation
>>26976947true but he's not just one guy, he's literally the richest person on the planet and has a net worth of $200 billion
>tfw put 1000€ on BTC yesterday
>>26978509I would use this power for good. Let's see what Elon does.
>>26978739everything else is a way to accumulate more bitcoin, gold and silver if you are late to the party
>>26978779I believe it and everyone else does too
This is the dead cat bounce. Prepare for 20k bitcoin. Hope you'll all be ready to buy the dip
THE JEWS ARE IN BITCOIN TOO, GRAYSCALE ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.
guys so far we are up 18% on 2hours, i think it's safe to say this is unheard of.
>>26978412This.I have to accumulate more
>>26976728Bitcoin mining takes 1% of world's electricity. Of course he loves it.
>>2697892510k day is inevitable
>>26978987you don't care besides hoping repeating globohomo leftist cries will pump your altcoin
>>2697672850k today
>>26977656Monero is based but I don't want it to be volatile. Any good medium of exchange should be relatively stable like XMR
>>26978925After the ride jews gave plebbit on the stock market and now Elon single-tweetedly directing masses, I think it's safe to say bitcoin is going to surge when now even normalfags are no longer deluded on the stock market. Everyone will run to coins
Uugghhhaha eron marsk said buttcorn now I shud buy
>>26978910my body is ready
since the creation of this thread roughly 30 minutes ago BTC has already gone up $4000
>>26978910How does it feel to get liquidated? 1b wiped in 10 min, 20k btc never again
The beast is awakening guys this bull run is gonna be epic
>>26976876This was the plan all along anon
>>26976728my nigga! I bought BTC yesterday thinking once the stonk shit is over they are all going to flood into coin. i love to see it. Thanks Elon daddy!
>>26978300Bitcoin will undoubtedly be worth $1mil per bitcoin by 2025. 2030 and you're looking at $5-10 mil. It's far riskier to put your wealth in fiat or stocks. Especially after yesterday.
>>26979299East Coasters wake up in around 1.5 hours. This is gonna be a huge day.
>>26979192>hurr I don't want to make moneyok retard.
>>26977408Im glad we’re back to this meme it feels like GME killed it. We comfy now tho
>>26976728I fell asleep before moving out of a stable coin. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh fuck, I just realized that burgers are still asleep. BTC is going to fucking mental in about 3 hours.
>>26978300Ngmi
>>26976728fuck you musk i went to eat with my family about 30 mins and miss all those trainsell tesla in my country pls
>>26979469hurrr i luve elon moousk hes like iron man irl!!1
>>26979422I wonder how possible is that. Do you know how many millionaires it would create? I have feeling that world's governments would rather go to ww3 than allow that many people to become financially independent.
>>26979698burger here, just woke up in the middle of the night because I had to take a piss, saw all this and buying like crazy
>>26979727>can't even greentextfiltered
>>26979698Yes, it’s still the middle of the night here. Woke up to go pee and won’t be going back to sleep now. Wakey wakey times:NE fags: 2 hoursCentral fags (Texas): 3 hoursGMT fags (Denver): 4 hoursWest coast California cucks: 5 hours
>>26978360altcoins: the late adopters cope of choice
>>26980010guess we're piss pals now
>>26979698why tf is elon even awake
Just wait for burgers to wake up$50k EOD
>>26980065west coast late night
>>26978300I'm not pouring money into it.. It's a hedge investment. It makes up a small portion of my overall wealth and If I lose it all so be it, It's a limited loss I'm willing to take on the small but possible chance that shit fits the fan and this thing goes up 10,000%.
>>26976947>One guy>literally the richest person in the world
thanks elon for ruining my altcoin gains very cool
>>26980065There will be time for sleep later, on Mars.
>>26978300Well, the world is now aware that the game is rigged but if you want to keep feeding the pig, be our guest. If shit gets really weird, that index fund won't save you from hyperinflation either.
>>26980259would he be on top of bezos's bitch didnt steal 40% or whatever of his shares?
>>26980016I'm not late.. just got scammed out of 100 BTC I shared my story here before.Shit happens anon
impressive!
>>26979954hurrr hey yu didnt use the arrowe for that one!1 pwned!!
>>26980758newfag
>>26980611thats got to sting
short / long ratio on bitmex, yesterday was almost 70% shorts.
>>26980587For sure, the margin between them is usually within $5-10B and Mackenzie Bezos is worth $60B from the divorce
>>26980611If I lost 100BTC I would kill myself on the spot.
>>26977534based
>>26980587Bezos peaked at 170bMusk is currently valued at 180bBezos would have about 200b today, but honestly who cares? He lost
>>26977656Where do you buy/sell Monero in Aus?
>>26980259>lierally the richestCan Musk have letters addressed to him asking permission to found brand new countries like Israel?Can he make countries like USA to switch to his prefered system of currency that he controls?
>>26980758You have to go back
>>26981144just convert it back/forth to bitcoin
>>26980887It does. I ragequit the market just returned now in 2021.>>26981092Death solves nothing, on the contrary, it assures you that none of your problems will be solved bc you are fucking dead.
Yeah, I was the one that told him it was my birthday.
Absolute madlad
>>26981144I've never bought it directly from AUD. Bitcoin in Aus through Independent Reserve, then Binance with no KYS for everything else.
>>26978300Just YOLO all in.
>>26977656had a dream he tweeted about Monero, but I think it will stay a dream.
Btc is gonna be mars' currency Buy buy buy buy
>>26978822imagine if hes been secretly accumulating LINK and runs one of the biggest nodes?
>>26980065Didn’t he say on joe rogan he doesn’t sleep or some shit kek
>>26976728wow it's fucking nothing.
>>26980053Another 30 year old boomer detected. >>26978300It’s a legal asset in the US.
>>26978300I am all im since 2017
>>26980259>Richest goyRicher than ze jew?? No way mate
>>26976728fml, moved my btc into eth and a few other things, not holding it atm
Imagine not having 1 BTC. That's me. So please give me a coin to invest in so that I won't hate myself again
>>26977581Visa is slow. People will accept payment before confirmation happens at a later stage.
>>26976728do we hold this clown shit or sell for 15% ?
>>26977683>Afaik Elon only has 0,25 BTCYou really believe this? He could have just bought a couple hundred and wouldn't even feel it.
He just cancelled the alt season. What the fuck. GIVE ME BACK MY LINKIEESSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26978300OMEGALUL
>>26982398HOLD YOU RETARD AMERICA IS NOT EVEN AWAKE
>>26979700>cant buy without verification>instant verification somehow mean upload a selfie with id and wait for someone to manually verify
>>26982370If you can't afford a whole bitcoin buy ethIf you can't afford at leas one eth buy linkIf you can't afford one link, geta jab ya lazy bum
I'm just gonna buy whatever coin Elon mentions next.
>>26982477imagine being able to buy a coin quietly, tweet about it and watch it soar.
>>26982611I'm glad I set up btcmarkets account last night and did the verification then. They manually verified pretty fast.. I had my account opened and money transferred in, in about 18 hours. I bought literally an hour before Elon's tweet.
>mfw Elon pays his Mars colony by doing McAfee-style pump and dumps
>>26977656based moneroposter
>>26982729did the same two days ago when I saw the fuckery with gme.
>>26982630fucking crazy shit he just moves it between random coins, tweets them, has his net wealth multiplied a couple percent, rinse and repeat. fucking crazy bastard.
>>26982370Idiot, you've had a decade and you don't even have one coin?
>>2698226237 year old boomer, ya got me
>>26977072He likes the coin
>>26982729Did you have to do a selfie
>>26982512this image is true but doesn't tell the whole story. public key crypto leaks what we believe to be unbreakable information about the private key when you spend a transaction, but that might not always be the case. quantum factoring can make the problem space much smaller than 256-bit.bitcoin is okay if you don't reuse addresses unless there is also a problem with sha256 which is highly unlikely even with quantum computers, but many public keys have been leaked on the chain from old mining transactions, and at some point those will need to be migrated or made unspendable when bitcoin moves from elliptic curve crypto to whatever else proves unbreakable
>>26982512where the keys nigguhImma stop hittin u when you gimme dem keys
>>26983350Yes, some poor administration staff had to look at my face
>>26976947>One guy tweetingThe world's richest person probably knows a thing or two about money, is my theory.
>>26983394well step one of having a large amount of crypto is to move to a place without niggers
>>26976728he's gonna get suicided soon if he keeps doing that shit
>billionaires can now manipulate the market with a single tweet>/biz/ and all other peasants rejoiceYou have no idea what you've done with meme magic.
>>26976909This
Seems like Elon is wasting his meme magic power and is getting weaker and weaker. Only +14% and falling rapdily.
>>26976947This
>>26978300think, any redditors that get locked out of their meme stocks are gonna pump bitcoin tomorrow to spite more hedgies and bobos.
>>26976728God is with us
>>26976947>The most powerful people in the world can influence markets with their wordsThis really comes as a revelation to you?
>>26976728ELON YOU STUPID SPACE FUCKER HOW COULD YOU BETRAY YOUR DOGENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26983622doubtful. What's more likely is feds injecting CP into blockchain and jews lobbying gov to shut down all crypto
I might have to jump on BTC then, yeah its retarded and I hate Musk but literally his stupid tweet means it will go 100K easily because this is clown world and boomers see it as an endorsement.
>>26983858you gotta get in fast nigga when it comes to crypto.
>>26983726just wait til burgers wake up
>>26983726Muttricans still asleep
>>26983926this shit could go to 400k over the weekend. it's clown market
>>26978300you're new here, aren't you? lel
>>26976728OMG. Yaaaas. Elon Musk my king. HE IS SOOOOO COOOOOOL. EXACTLY LIKE IRON MAN. I WILL SELL MY NINTENDO SWITCH TO BUY BITCOIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26982729go-tier timing. congratz, fellow degen.
>>26976782>>26976964EOH
>>26983392This. Any and all crypto (even the one you guys use to access the internet, mostly the web) based on prime number factoring will become obsolete once there's a reliable implementation of quantum computer able to factor prime numbers (the technology behind most(?) if not all crypto currency btw). There's a lot of tech companies investing a lot of money on these computing models.If you don't believe me and this poster just search for it.
>>26976728so elon musk is the mcaffee daily twitter pump?
>>26983726its the same as in the past with mcafee, everyone only buys in because they expect a large pump after the tweet, then dumping it again when everyone takes it profit, its a self-fulfilling prophecy
>>26984880do it! That will help Musk do all his futuristic stuff and we'll be ascended by the singularity in no time! Listen to some Neil deGrasse Tyson to stay positive and just hodl your BTC and in no time it will help you buy a Tesla!
>>26976728did you buyed
>>26976728Uhh so do i buy the rise or wait for the dip anons?
>>26985455the dip already happened, get in before the Americans wake up.
>>26976964>>26977899kek
>>26983726>only +14%>on 600 billion cap
>>26985505this. Amerifats will be seething when they wake up
>>26978910>Prepare for 20k bitcoin.please don't tease me like that, I almost came in my pants
>>26978300Elon is in no load mutual funds for sure. you need to diversify $150 billion or you'll be broke overnight
>>26979148yeah, I buy all my guns and hookers with it and I don't want any risk in those transactions
>>26986114prepare for bitcoin to pump 20k in a day
>>26978300moneys not "pouring" anywhere. its in btc you dont like it convert back to fiat, but your fiat is being eaten by inflation.
>no tweet from zerohedge>no top post on WSB>no mainstream media articlesYou understand this is just the beginning?
>>26986114The seethe is enough to sit on /biz/ today. East coast Amerifat wagies are starting to wake up.
>>26976728Elon bought 500M worth of BTC and liquidated ALL shorts, further pumping the price. Beautiful.
>>26985826I never went to sleep >:)
>>26980259Richest gentile
>>26976909Good
>>26976947It’s gonna crash by next month
>>26985088EOS
>>26977449Well Signal, etsy and gamestop were justified. Signal is a great alternative and seriously a legit thing. Elon did the right thing when tweeting about it. Gamestop was already going apeshit and it's just him having fun. Etsy is also a very good webpage for many people around the world.
>>26976728elon shills and we still cant set a higher high lol
>>26977656Monero is bleeding in Satoshi.It's the average IQ play.The low IQ and high IQ play is ALL in Bitcoin.
>>26976909Good shit. Ill hold through it all.
>>26976909That's his plan. Just tank the economy
AS LONG AS THIS THING IS ABOUT $37K I'M COMFY. DEPENDING HOW THINGS GO DURING THE US OPEN I WILL HOLD THROUGHOUT THE WEEKEND. STRENGTH INTO THE OPEN, I HOLD. IF THE WEEKEND VOLUME IS KEEPING FRIDAY'S ROUGHLY I'LL HOLD, SETTING STOP LOSSES AT KEY PSYCHOLOGICAL POINTS. IF THE OPEN TODAY SUCKS I'LL CLOSE OUT US CLOSE. GOOD LUCK TO ALL