/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26949784
lol what a motherfucking faggot. so much FUDding its unreal.

>>26949784
pretty much this, it's up there with the kony2012 shit only some people are gonna lose a lot more money on it

>>26949784
I’m not going to read all that shit. HOLD doge

>>26949784
dr;ns

>>26949784
Melvin hands typed that post.

>>26949784

>>26949784
Lmao. Nice larp faggot. Every knows that the 30 something hedge fund kiddies troll biz and not wsb. Get fuktd loser

lmao wsb is nowhere near this complex, you guys are fucking morons being sold an enemy that doesnt exist (again)

don't care didn't read, still holding till $5000 lmao

>>26949784
>all that text

>>26949784

I'm dumping my bags on all these FOMO newfags at nano second GME hits $749.

They can hold all they want but Daddy needs a new gaming PC.

this is the reddit equivalent of my dad works for nintendo

>>26949784
dr;ns

>>26951356
>>26949381
Hi schlomo

>>26949954
>>26950687
>>26950871
>>26951239
>>26951243
>>26951313
>>26951363
>>26951465
have you ever stopped to consider that you are reflexively responding this way because you desperately need this to not be true.
enjoy staying poor, fags

I don't hold GME so I don't have a horse in this race, but if I got in early I would have sold it yesterday when it hit 400, i know the memes are fun but I wouldn't be able to resist cashing out a cheeky 20x return.

>>26949784
what this retard doesn't get is that the same yolo could be done with the money made from the GME gains in other assets until it got to silver

on silver, the retards who were laughing at the dumpster fire now see that an inferno has formed around them and it's not fucking melvin getting fucked, it's JP

>>26951950
I will buy your bags, 2postsID

>>26951957
this literally what i did yesterday.
now I'm just chilling watching the trainwreck

OH NO I PUT EVERYTHING INTO AMC
OH NO ITS TANKING
Oh yeah it will climb later so who cares.

>>26951957
It’s easy when you realize the shortest are backed into a corner and your stock will be worth whatever you want it to be when their contracts are up. They shorted over 100% of the stock.

Ok idiot, keep holding your trash scam tokens
I don’t follow these shitcoins, I hold xsn on my portfolio
If this niggers believe in that trash this is their problem.
Layer2 DEX is the future.

>>26949784
you have a bad feeling bc its true

>>26949784
reads like a shill. tell'em to fuck off.

I’m already tired of this retarded meme PnD. Let’s get to the part where it dumps to $5 and hundreds of plebbitors anhero

>>26952097
>>26952420
>>26952862
see >>26951950

>>26949784
That guy is spreading misinfo everywhere on reddit. Sounds like a bad guy.

It's pretty obvious that the GME trade is overbought by now. If too many people know about it, then you have no clear advantage. The damage has been done, there's enough steam/momentum behind it to cause GME to moon.

Rather than entering the same trade as the GME squeezers, I'll sit on a trade that would work out due to the fallout created by the GME squeeze trade, which may cause market volatility in the next week or so. Those trades are not really priced in, so it is better to frontrun those than to pile in GME and potentially lose 50%.

>>26949784
>1 fucking billion dollar volume on AMC yesterday
>this is just a dot
fuck off larper

>>26949954
He's actually incredibly based and you just outed yourself as a retard
>t. already sold GME at $400 and feel sorry for all the bag holders who just don't realize they're absolutely fucked and now have losses they'll never recover.

>>26949784
low IQ post, GTFO with this shit

>>26949784
This dude is failing to understand how much fucking attention this has right now. He's not wrong about what the WSB vets are doing, but the whole fucking world is waiting to see what happens in the morning. And in the end the same autism that's spurring these fools on will force the SEC to more harshly regulate hedge funds. This isn't a revolution, wall street isn't going to change, but a gradual shift is going to occur in the minds of the boomers watching. They're gonna start to understand that the world millennials exist in is completely different from theirs, a world where institutions and major news media can't be trusted and insane amounts of information on everything imaginable is available.

>>26949954
Thanks for the liquidity

The only thing this fag is right about is that a bunch of newbies are gonna get slaughtered in the next week or two. I've seen retards on wsb who don't even know what a limit sell is buy 40 shares in these past 2 days. They're gonna get burnt real bad.

>>26949784

Nothing in this image explains how GME shares can be prevented from skyrocketing in value over the next few days.

>>26954519
im just going to wait til the peak and market sell

>>26954405
Lol. Hedge funds are not who is going to be regulated. You can bet the love affair between retails and options is getting fucking clamped. Particular for the likes of robinhood who lets you do whatever you want with zero verification.

>>26954216
my only regret is that tomorrow your post will be off the board and i wont be able to laugh at you from beyond the archive

I’m not sure I understand what you retards believe, so you seriously believe every retard on Twitter is going to double or triple their money from a stock? You understand that selling will drop the price, correct?

Many of you will get dumped on, just like many of you got dumped on by Bitcoin in 2017. This is not some new thing, not everyone can get rich holding GameStop stock.

>>26949784
the true humor will come when GME issues more shares and redditers are surprised by it.

>>26949784
>>26951950
>>26952172
>>26954216
not selling, faggot
dilate

>>26949784
I really tried to give this bullshit a chance by reading it, but after "failing to protect unsophisticated investors from a bubble" I was done

>>26949784
It was stonked from the start

>>26949784
>Another Kony2012
>Implying this is a bad thing

Weird, despite all of that gay shit you typed on reddit, my crypto continues to pump and WS continues to burn. Funny, that.

>>26949784
This is what I’ve been saying to people. This pump isn’t natural, it’s so fucking forced. Most of Wall St has had long positions on GME for weeks or even months now. Fuck, even the guy from the Big Short, who’s positions are about as main stream as it gets now, has been long on GME for months

This is some whales and institutions absolutely fucking a few relatively small funds which took up absolutely retarded positions, and bringing WSB along for the ride before dumping on them

>>26954727
LMAO that would be good.
realistically though i think they're just waiting for this whole thing to blow over. I haven't heard a word from gamestop corporate

>>26952507
call me jewish or w/e I feel like the over 100% shorted meme, is a little bit of misunderstanding. melvin himself didn't short the stock 140%. And all these short don't expire on the same day, also there are mechanism in the market that allow a single stock to be shorted multiple times over.
I think shitron lost a lot of money, but they are out of the market. Since no one wants to play game anymore, there are going to be a liquidity issues, people with large holdings of gme won't be able to sell it at their desired price, because they are essentially trading amongst themselves. Tommorow is unironically a good day, for the institutions.
Full disclosure I don't hold any stocks, only crypto but this week allowed me to learn a lot about the market, and has sparked my interest. I will use this as a learning experience for the next time something like this comes around.

so them jews think they can trick my galaxy brains and diamond hands..

I honestly can't wait for the inevitable to happen and all the smug "we're geniuses" redditors and newfags to get burned

Same thing every time

>>26955133
Melvin doesn’t even have an open position anymore. They just became the face of the whole operation.

>>26955028
They would love to issue new shares but they know it'll just pop the bubble. Their concern is the short interest in their company. Remember GME was rated for bankruptcy tier one year ago, and if not for recent developements probably would have.

>>26954710
>not everyone can get rich

ftfy

>>26954651
Imagine how bad it's going to hurt when normies finally wake up from their fever dream and realize they bough the top of this absolute suicide candle and will literally never recover.

>>26949784
this isn't about money faggot no one cares
this is a message
revolution

real change
money means NOTHING

>>26954643
thank you for letting us know that you are aware the term "market sell" exists. you are now a part of the "in crowd" of course. retard

>>26953860
It's not about the money, it's about keeping them from buying the overshorted stocks. Buy one stock, or how much you are willing to lose, and hodl and the salt mines are going to be epic.

>>26955028
the share price is 50x its 3 year average. they could pay off all outstanding debts and fund massive new acquisitions / projects by issuing 20m shares at these prices....
why wouldn't they?
they could probably negotiate sales at some pre-negotiated level to the very hedge funds theyre squeezing.

>>26955480
>t. invested all $153 in to a fractional share of GME

I think he’s right. They covered their worst dogshit today. That’s what the buy halt was for. Remember the magic $115 number? That was the price that was supposed to break them. Well, jews don’t lose and today’s low was $112.50. All that talk about them being out earlier was a lie, but they did double down on the short. At $330. The new magic number is $330. We are running on hopes and dreams now. I’m in at $86 so it would take even more grotesque horrors we haven’t seen yet for me to actually go negative but this feels too jewish to keep playing.

>>26949784
I agree that everyone is actually in it for themselves and anyone trying to meme you into fighting for a cause by buying stock is going to dump on your ass.

>>26954651
When it opens sub $100 remember you wrote this.

>>26955480
this that what your going to tell the cashier when you give him your new EBT card?

>>26949784
How does this affect me holding my one share until Friday?

>>26949784
super spooky, kind of like the screencap about all the sealed indictments being for 4chan users on /pol/

still not selling....ever

>>26955308
Yeah as much shitting on the dude seems fun, early wsb is just exploiting the situation. It is what it is, they deserve to make it for organizing a mania that is similar to the crypto craze in 2017. I am also curious in how doge is going to do tommorow, 700% in a day crazy lmao, robinhood is such a good noob on ramp.

>>26955561
ive made more gains than youve ever seen in your life. i have timed every peak perfectly
i have diamond hands

>>26955594
>It's not about the money
Shut up dude it’s the fucking stock market it’s about nothing else

>>26955653
i think the public backlash will kill them.
those hedgies will lick their toes in thanks though

>>26955770
Thanks for the dip, retard.

>>26949954
This. They have their shills fucking everywhere trying to scare people off. Wont work. We're holding. Eat shit kikes.

>>26955740
this is true. the relief was palpable watching tastytrade after the halt

>>26954216
Anon it's sitting at 311 after market and come pre hours it'll jump to 500. I sold at 400 too but only enough to cover my initial and I intend buy back in as soon as pre market opens. This is gonna close tomorrow at 700~

>>26952618
layer 2 still has to settle on chain, no amount of added complexity is going to make eth scale.

>>26949784
>mfw when what I'm waiting for is actual full buying being allowed and everyone and their mother trying to buy GME because they've been told the hedges will buy it

>>26949784
All wsb does is lose money. This is the first time that they actually seem to have won (at least temporarily). Some people are giving them way too much credit.

>>26955133
This explains how it started.
They literally shorted some amount all at once which was less than 100% at that time, and then GME performed a buyback, and there is not enough remaining tradeable stock to cover the whole short.

>>26951950
Ever stop to consider I don't care about losing 3-5k?
If I own the last GME stock at $0.00000001 I'll still remember this stupid meme.

>>26949784
that post is pure COPE as that guy bought my porsche

>>26949784
>Short squeeze
>Advanced derivatives trading
It's called an hour on investopedia, this shit is not that hard to find. If they were talking about some insane derivative mechanics and shit I'd be worried but this is dunning-kruger tier knowledge that they're displaying.

>>26951950
Have you ever stopped to consider that you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded?
Idc if I lose $1000 on this when I can make it back in crypto in a day. Hell my bags swing that much in seconds on pumps and dumps.

>>26956041
>>26954793
see >>26951950

>>26949784
>i got a bad feeling about this bros

Only if you're in it for the money. To many, it's about fucking over those that fuck people over all the time. Watch the video in the link, that's the priceless moment they want.

https://files.catbox.moe/lofi55.mp4

>>26954405
If this will crash the market, then what the front line losers (Melvin) will do is NOT fight with every last tool in the box to stop this. I mean, they can dox/hack deepFuckingValue, false flag something.
Point is, the shitstorm is so high, it's not even about not losing money for Melvin. It's about leaving the country at 1 AM Friday morning with their GO bag backup accounts.
Melvin isn't going to hold the line for the entire fucking system, and I don't think the entire system realizes how fucked things are.

>>26956041
You will hold all the way to the bottom while lambasting whatever rational people are left in the market who tell you not to hold that thing that's up 1,300% for the year on dumb money.
Take what money you dumped in this thing and divide it by 20. That's what you're gonna have left.

>>26951950
You can say that about op too. Completely subjective statement, complete non sequitor following an appeal to authority.

This is a LARP I literally spoke to some W street freinds from big firms and they are shitting their pants - if WSB figures out JP Morgans Level of Silver Manipulation and decides to pump it (leverage is offered up to 100x for Eurocucks and Leafs) they could literally sink major banks

>>26949784
Yep, that's why you listen to them and take profit without feeling upset that you miss the absolute peak.

>>26949784
The crazy part is that if this was true, he wouldn't be shitposting about it on Reddit. He'd either be reporting specific posters to the SEC for market manipulation or keeping his mouth shut and getting involved in the manipulation himself.

Smells funny. Smells like Melvin.

>Small brain
buys GME because of the normalfaggot wave expecting to earn money
>Medium brain
buys GME to spite shorters
>Big brain
bought GME early and dumps on small and medium brains
>Galaxy brain
doesn't buy anything and invests in popcorn

>>26950920
based

>>26955831
How does one million dollars sound?

>>26949784
Not an attorney. He contradicts himself in the same paragraph. Not a good attorney at least.

>>26956600
Smells like a typical bluepilled 30-something liberal white male who's successful but believes women.

>>26956512
Seeing that banker cry was p good

>>26949784
wow a normal take that's not from an insane person for once.

it does suck that this will lead to some sort of regulation on retail trades though.

I'm seeing DD that the short squeeze hasn't even happened yet. That all of this is because the hedge funds accidentally created infinite demand for shares and investors are setting the price to force the short selling.

>>26951950
Not selling faggot

>>26956641
>Intergalactic brain
Buys chain link

>>26949784
This is another jewish trick

>>26949784
As soon as a read attorney I knew this guy was a faggot. I'm holding fuck this guy.

>>26956707
>>26956926
Imagine using DD and infinite demand in the same sentence

No shit. Everyone knows this but everyone thinks they will be smart enough to time the dump. All the after hours moves and motion when trading was restricted shows that the big firms still have control but everyone thinks they can time the dump...and a lot will but some will be stuck with the bag.

>>26949784

>>26956560
Nah. Ill hold my 50 and buy tomorrow. Eat nigger dick shill.

>>26956512
>https://files.catbox.moe/lofi55.mp4
LMAO
that's pretty good.
you're going to stay poor though
:)

>>26955308
you trust what they say? lmao
>>26955133
shill

>>26949784
GME will burst tomorrow. Everyone knows it, but no man knows the hour. All that cash will flood crypto. Doge will go through the moon and BTC will enjoy a nice bump which will set it up for solid gains in the next Quarter.
We're all going to make it.

>>26949784
He has a point at the end there and I myself have wondered the same. But some of those guys just have access to bloomberg terminals from college for free.

>>26957078
NOT SELLING UNTIL IT'S 1 MILLION

>>26957220
Hey man you can shoot yourself I won't stop you

>>26957234
>you're going to stay poor though

Do
Not
Care

Nothing to fear when there's nothing to lose.

>>26957184
People saying this are the ones who dumped when GME crossed $50 and are now too poor to make serious gains on 190.

>>26956587
this
pumping silver is the ultimate play

>>26957340
>He has a point at the end there and I myself have wondered the same.
You can get similar performance to a bloomberg terminal with many online subscriptions. Some of them only cost like $5000 a year which if you're a day trader who needs access to that to know if a gamble is worth it is a paltry sum

>>26956926
It was about to, two minutes before the clearing houses pulled the plug. Today was the day. The problem is they don’t intend to pay meme prices. They’ll just halt the market and risk being embarrassed in a congressional hearing next month with no further consequences.

>>26951950
I respond to actions, not words Elmer FUD. The actions taken by the fucking White House + Robinhood told me everything I need to know about the situation.

>>26955561
t. gatekeeping cuck
I can hear your fedora furrowing as you type furiously at the keyboard

>>26957340
wsb started as a place for real traders to post loss porn. It's still popular with traders only now normies arrived and diluted the original vision.

Who gives a shit, I already made sure I at minimum break even. If it's a scam, I make at least like $10. If it's not, I make a good chunk of Benjamins.

>>26949954
Yup it’s dogshit. They can’t shill or pilpul their way outta this one.

>grows up 220% in 2 weeks
>fallen 40%
wow guys it's totally over
don’t participate in these trash tokens
go for XSN and make money without losing risks

>>26957299
Imagine putting real money into dogecoin.

>>26956327
This. You could argue that ONE poster is some sort of mastermind who's holding like 20 million in unrealized gains, but most people just like the memes and saw "140% is more shares than exist! They're not lying!"

Short squeezes don't need some fucking memeboard to happen, this was just a catalyst for this one in particular.

>>26949784
So what if I have 500 bucks to burn? Not the end of the world.

>>26957589
always happens.
every good subreddit goes to shit around the 50,000 mark. In some cases, at the 500,000 mark.

He's not wrong , redditors go back

>>26957626
>up 220%
>down 40%
Net gain 32%.

>>26949784
didn't read, never selling

>>26954643
you are the kind of guy who's going to get fucked btw

>>26956465
>>26956560
>>26957234
t. shill
>>26956600
checked and this
>>26956641
>doesn't buy anything and invests in popcorn
ok wagie

>>26957757
This is what's hilarious. The average retail investor is holding less than 10 shares or something lmao. You really think these autists care about losing their precious stimmy checks? You can't even get a mid-tier graphics card with that shit right now.

>>26953860
This anon fucks.

>>26949784
Yeah sad reality is alot of dumb people are buying in now and they are going to lose alot of money.

I sold my GME days ago. Fuck being part of that shit when it crashes.

Alright boys, it's been fun.
I'm going to head to bed now. got class in the morning.
I tried to warn y'all.
see y'all at 9:30 :)

>>26952052
This. If we actually threatened JP the way we ruined Melvin, the hammer would come down hard. The government wouldn’t be able to sit around and watch JP Morgan get absolutely raped by retards with smartphones.

>>26957978
>shills calling people who interrupt their shilling shills

>>26957408
You retards are forgetting we're used to the volatility of crypto. Are hands are tungsten and we're used to the fud and manipulation and can see right past it. You don't fool anyone here.

>>26957751
Exactly, it took probably five minutes of checking key data on GME to realize it was primed for the largest short squeeze of all time. Now if only I had done that five minutes of research back in fucking September REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26949784
I put 2k into GME and I don't really care if it ends up gone.
Sure, I'd LIKE it to spike tomorrow. I could make a killing, quit my job and live comfortably.
Or, I could lose 2k participating in what might've been the best week of trading in my life.
Either way, I'm having fun,and no matter what happens, it was all worth it.
HODL
THE
LINE

>>26958037
You can't buy graphic cards anyway.

>>26957434
This is underrated and will be lost in the screeching, but this is exactly what OPs screenshot misses. Getting rich is not the motivation of this, getting even is the motivation. Everyone buying is buying to screw some rich Wall Street fuckers like we have been screwed our entire lives. Get rich? Great. Go broke? Don't care, as long as some fucking hedgies go down with me.

>>26955024
you're so full of shit holy fuck how can you even type this out

>>26949784
How would the Fallout be contained solely to the funds that did the shorts? Every brokerage that traded with those shorted stocks is going to be left holding the bags when Melvin and co. go bankrupt. If the funds can't procure the stocks, SOMEONE has to, and that someone will be the brokerages that Melvin and co. sold all their shit to. And these brokerages are going to go bankrupt when they're forced to try and buy back the shorted stocks in place of Melvin and co. Forcing the courts to go higher and higher up the chain.

>>26951950

>>26958151
go away shill Diamond hands here.
>>26958184
nice try melvin
>>26958252
This! Money is money, it comes and goes you can always get more. But doing something for the lulz, that's memories forever and priceless.

>>26958229
>grown accustomed to crypto volatility
>somehow missed the massive speculative bubbles happening right in front of him

>>26958252
Based. The amount of shills they have out trying to spread fun tells you all you need to know. Hold that shit and laugh as they try all their bullshit. The meltdowns on CNBC were funny as fuck today.

>>26951950
I read earlier that someone likes the stock because holding it is doing more to piss off wall street bigwigs than any regulatory body could. It's like donating to a political candidate, accept this time it actually does something. So I like the stock too.

>>26958252
This. If I took 2k to Vegas I’d lose every cent and enjoy doing it. This is the same thing except I don’t even have to get out of bed now. I’ll ride this shit heap all the way down to 1¢ a share, fuck Melvin.

>>26949784
>youre being tricked goy, sell your gme
hello gabe

Redditors forgot that Gamestop will issue more shares to pay their 1.2B debt.

>>26954469

Yerp, those Pro's have been having a field day last few days.

Hang on.

>>26949784
People actually care about giving the big man the finger? Who gives a fuck? I just want some gains

>>26958498
>Buy anything but GME pleeeeeease!!!!!
No. We're holding and you kikes are about to get face fucked.

>>26949784
Hey! There's my paper-handed-bitch! Now get back in my bed a lube up. Your Gay Bear Daddy is home.

>>26949784
This is what's most likely going to happen.

>>26949784
Damage control

>>26955480
You go get him champ!

>>26954405
Millennials are idealists and naive, boomers are skeptics and cynical. And there is nothing unique about that. The millennials will just turn into boomers as boomers die off.

>>26958678
They did unironically. All the institutions that bought at the normal range between $5 and $15 used retail liquidity to exit. It's completely classic. You are dumb if you think they're leaving $200+ on the table.
>>26958722
Quit your bahhing

>>26958665
>>26958813
This is the final redpill.

>>26958813
That's what I have suspected all along, which is why I haven't even bought in. Gamestop have been completely silent on this. They needed people to keep bumping it up so they themselves could cash out their shares in the clinch at whatever price they wanted and completely tank the market to save themselves.

I'm literally going to save this thread just in case OP is a retard.

>>26949784
Who the fuck buys a Porsche, let alone finance one? Anybody who has the money and that bad of taste in cars would know to lease a Porsche.

>>26958774
Why did you post a picture of a bunch of Chechnyan rebels?

>>26949784
>meh poor unsophisticated investors

Say that to me in a week, faggot.

>>26958362
>>26949784
Answer my question, OP

>>26949784
>Hedgies pulling all the tricks this week
>inducing panic sells
>forcing apps to stall GME stock
>crying on the news
>attempting to ban stock discussion on internet

>"It's just a big nothingburger to them!!!"
Fuck off kike nigger, I'm never selling.

>>26959167
Which underpass will you be staying in?

>>26959116

>>26956587
How can I 100x leverage as a leaf?

>>26959469
Options or futures

>>26958928
Are you a Jr. being forced to work over night trying to fud 4chan? Sad.

We here and those hapless fucks on reddit aren't the exist strategy of the bragging fatcats showing their portfolios. The Indians are the exist strategy.
If you never held it in your hands then you never really had it anyway.

>>26959674
I'm just here for the bants.

>>26954405
Millennials are hyper trusting. The only media they dont trust is Fox news. Boomers and gen x have been trying to redpill them for years.

>>26949784
i sure bet he services a lot of brokers

>>26959579
Thanks fren

>>26959249
This. They are paying bots and shills on every site like I've never seen before. If they were confident they wouldn't be doing that. They know we have a hard grip on their balls. Hold and laugh at the seething kikes.

>>26954405
why are we going Q territory?

>>26958665

Oh yeh, I'm sure that strategy didn't get entertained today as 90bill got wiped out.

>>26949784
>I'm so concerned look how concerned I am!

Nobody bet everything on this stock. The only people who made any money bought in when it was 17 dollars and didn't risk much. Everyone else bought in at 100+ and as such maxed out on like 10 shares.
Nobody is set to lose here except the hedgefucks.
If my 1000 turns in .01 I will be fine. If my 1000 turns into 20000 it will be a great fucking day for me.

>>26959791
>bants
Bantz. Nice try though, I appreciate your dedication to trying to blend in.

>>26949784
>words words words words
Nothing like this has ever happened before. Not saying that this is a nothingburger of a massive habbening, but to claim to know the results from this is bullshit.

>>26959249
This. First it was “alt-righters”, “trumpism” and “white nationalists”doing it, then it was “we need regulations!”, then “you’re going to lose all your money so just sell”, then it was “””””experts””””” going on the news and telling whatever bullshit they need to get people to sell, then they tried stopping trading, and now it’s “no one cares!!!!! you’re just a nobody it doesn’t even matter!!!!”. I wonder what’s next, either they start the script over again and call everyone holding a nazi or they make the claim that everything wrong in the world today and from now on is the fault of the holders. Watch and see, this is what the kikes will do.

>>26949784
Yeah, you cant all leave with gains. Someone has to be last guys, selling when the stock has devalued back to 3 bucks.
>HOLD (while I sell)

>>26960057
Lots of desperate normies put 10s of Gs into it lol

if that's you, tomorrow is the time to sell, but not because of a squeeze, because its all downhill from here. Keep your accounts above 25k.

>>26949784
kikecope

>>26949784
>How do you think that WSB knew what a short squeeze and a gamma squeeze was, in order to recommend it to all of Reddit?
What??? Is this guy a fucking retard? It's not like short squeezes are esoteric arcane knowledge.

>>26949784
Has there ever been evidence of them having consistent access to a Bloomberg Terminal? I feel like they talk about it all the time because it's a meme but they don't actually use them. It's a $20,000/year program, if you can afford to burn that much per year on it you're gonna be spending your free time jostling kids with Epstein instead of dicking around on the internet, let alone Reddit

why going a scam ?
are u sure this niggers try to shill anything good?
I don’t follow them and why should I do it?
I have base on my wallet and uniswap exchange portfolio
I have brains to use cascade and go for passive income

>>26960480
>Is this guy a fucking retard?

Not only that, he got paid to post something that retarded.

Also what >>26960480 said, knowledge of what these things are can be had by reading Investopedia like you were told to do when you got into this stupid game

>>26952052
>silver

The metals were up today: gold, silver, platinum. palladium. copper.

>>26960079
Nigger you were browsing reddit yesterday, don't larp like you've been here all along.

>>26949784
Based. Fuck these zoomer fags. Can't wait to see them all get rekt and fuck off so we can have our board back.

>>26949784
Did he miss them almost collapsing the entire financial world today, only kicked down the road a day by massive coordinated market manipulation and insider trading, with some straight up robbery of the property of some holders?

>>26954405
A LOT of demographics know about this shit it's crazy

>>26960793
Lots of NEETs who were never /biz/ until they put their anime fig money into it too

>nooo i'm ruined i needed that to exit bag myself in a foreign country! now i cant even afford a shotgun!

>>26949784
Fuck this FUD is really doing it for me. Market Selling order set for first thing in the morning. An attorney wouldn't type all that just for attention. They're making a really valid point. Fuck, I'm always getting scammed on the internet. God, I just want to catch a break for once.

>>26949784
God I hope this happens so all these fucking tourists infecting this place can GTFO and we can get back to our shitcoin discussions

>>26949784
> reddit revealed as retard/midwit yet again
Lol shocker

People ignore that he does have a point, all the newfags that entered a position are going to get absolutely destroyed because they have never played a short squeeze or operated under extremely volatile conditions where they need to know when to sell. Just think about how many people were left bagholding when the crypto bubbles popped each time, it will be like that, except the bubble pops in like a week instead of several months of unraveling.The normie wave is collectively powerful, but it has no leadership and is easily manipulated, there is evidence of this in every mass movement. And of course there are other hedge funds playing with you that know when to dip, and hfters that have been having a field day.

tldr; funds that didnt short are going to make a ton of money, hft will make a ton of money, some retail will make a ton of money, and a lot of retail is going to get absolutely butt blasted when they miss the exit.

Am I wrong in thinking that people being able to buy again on Robinhood and such could take it at least to 350 again?

>>26949784
Always bet on black, this time I'm with the big hedges coming out on top like usual they never lose. reddit & /biz/ is just a small dog barking to the big dog known as wall st.

>>26959791
>bants
>not even greentexting
Fuck off glowie

>>26961313
Go to bed kevin

Lol look at all these retards in denial. Face it: YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE YOUR MONEY.
the fact so many of you are on here replying to these threads saying
>NUH UH
is indicative of your anxiety. You're right to be anxious. You're about to lose all your fucking money.
Welcome to /biz/
;)

>>26960748
I've been a poltard for like 8 years you fuckin heeb. Your fud attempts are pointless.

>>26961162
350? lmao it traded AFTER HOURS from $193 to $312

>>26960961
Do it manually at $300 or above but not much below. hopefully you didn't buy any higher than $350. Don't hope for higher than $350 either. The squeeze was squoze, the market was froze, they re calibrated and broke the rules because its better for them if individual retards lose thousands than if one big retard loses billions.

I went in for 12 shares at $42.00 and sold on Tuesday at about $245. Ive been sitting on the sidelines since. Did I fuck myself over by missing a massive upcoming short squeeze or do the smart thing by hopping in and out and walking off with my $2500 profit off of $500?

>>26954216
You didn't even buy a thing, jew

>>26961504
Those were institutional traders settling their shorts at a lower loss. The squeeze is not happening.

>>26961411
>i've been browsing the 75 IQ board for eight years
Checks out

>>26956461
that's a little better
also
>NEVER SELLING

>>26950339
that was a stock? or

>>26960308
They're doing anything to shake away our holdings so they can sit comfy in the end. They'll never stop fucking crying

>>26961540
Yeah dude, that was dumb as fuck. Have you not been paying attention? By the dip tomorrow morning if there is one.

>>26961711
No bulli pls.

>>26961525
I'm at a loss since I bought at $370. I fell for the memes of it going btc big and that lie about hedge funds required to buy the stock back. I'm a failure at life but at least I learned my lesson. I'll accept whatever happens tomorrow morning just so I can sleep tonight and go back to work like nothing happened.

>>26954469
Retail being the liquidity provider is just a shtick that course sellers use to push their courses.
I worked at a quant firm, let me tell you it’s all a fucking gamble. You never know the outcome no matter how much you do your fucking research. We just leave the target achieveing to the scalping bots nowadays. I feel we’ll be going out of business soon.

>>26961393
I'm not sure if that's happening tomorrow. In fact I doubt it. But I don't doubt that there are going to be an insane number of pink wojaks at some point. And seething screeching leftoid reddit niggers that got played by WSB (who will ban everyone that joined past monday lol)

>>26961847
Relax, just numbers in the end. Life is about living, feeling. You can always earn it back and you weren't using that capital on anything better anyway.

"Unsophisticated investors" is a dogwhistle for "goyim", prove me wrong

>>26961847
Whoever told you it was going BTC was a larper. Sorry to hear that

>>26962288
Today's drama was already insane. Never seen brokers resort to penny stock strategies to manipulate a NYSE stock.

>>26962478
I can't because you are correct.

>>26949784
>pretending you are a big shot
>needing a downpayment for a porsche
ffs. gtfo decepticon.

>>26961540
nah i bought in at 70, sold at 120, 150, and 320 to break even and take profits
going to speculate on last 25% tomorrow because why not, even if it goes to 0 i'm already up 2x

>>26962478
It means you do not have the education to do this properly, and also do not have the funds to do this properly and make the toy buying/wage slavery escaping money you dreamed of making. Lots and lots and lots of people went in big at high prices because they are just sick of their miserable lives.

The prime indicator is when deep fucking value sells. He hasn’t sold so neither am I. fuck you.

>>26954216
It was all mostly correct until he got to "spending it on their next porche". That last paragraph being such a drastic negative drop in tone proves hes a psyop targeting the HODLers.

>>26949784

if that retard lived a successful prosperous life they wouldn't be schooling normies on reddit and hence they are dead wrong.

>>26949784
>seething_pink_wojak_with_smug_mask.jpeg

>>26955438
kek, that is a good way of explaining the current situation. buy only what you dont mind losing if you want in on this, and do so only because you want to be a part of the trade for non-monetary reasons.

>>26963057
deep fucking value has cashed out over 10 million and has nothing to lose but potentially more money than he knows what to do with, versus more money than he knows what to do with

he could have sold at the $120 dip and came out ahead enough for a 40 year old family man and is likely just holding as a pump tactic to see how high retards will take his investment

>>26961847
We hit 500 yesterday dude. We're coming for you. Hold on tight.

>>26963057
He has been selling little bits at a time. He has locked in 30m last I checked. But he definitely is still more in than out. He's basically the General though. As soon as he says he's out or worse doesn't even make an EoD post, it's over. The whole house of cards falls apart. A bunch of newfaggot leftoids are gonna be mad at the winner.

>>26963566
>we will pump it higher!
thanks

G-Guys... I’m scared... I’ve been holding since $36. I don’t know if I can take it anymore.

>>26962978
This. It's also why FINRA and the SEC require $25K to do any sort of serious trading. They're "Protecting you from yourself". Or like places that don't allow gambling. Either way, if you have that amount of money, they know you probably won't be hitting the state or Fed up for checks.

Think about the people who vote to close down payday lending places that charge 99.75% APR. They want to protect people in poor areas from themselves, too.

It's really just about how much you want the state to play nanny.

>>26949784
> downpayment for the next porsche
you're doing it wrong, then

>>26963674
You should have sold this morning. Sell tomorrow if you're happy with yourself.

The fact this is now a major item in the news cycle shows this guy is full of shit.
Markets are volatile to the extreme and react strongly to minor events. Tesla's stock took a dive because Musk smoked a joint on a podcast.

>>26956289
holy fuck that is the thread that started me on the path to buy GME

>>26961106
>miss a 6 day long exit
Ok but how though?

>>26959037
some Korean firm apparently sold millions of shares earlier today for an insane profit

>>26954651
actually warosu allows ghostposting

>>26949784
Hey, hey, get this. I'm never fucking selling. I will sit on these positions until they are completely fucking worthless. I do not give a single shit. Obviously the people orchestrating this are wallstreet types themselves, you think we're that fucking stupid? I'm here to make some kikes who have been bleeding this country white for decades neck themselves.

Money is not my fucking motivation faggot, money is my tool.

>>26951950
>have you ever stopped to consider that you are reflexively responding this way because you desperately need this to not be true.
>enjoy staying poor, fags

>>26949784
Do wall streeters really drive around in Porches?

>>26964303
They already covered lmao, the present short interest is betting on tomorrow's crash following a normie retardation spike not much higher than today's highs

>>26964362
Wouldn't you like to know, peasant?

>>26949954
>The_Law_Of_Pizza

>>26964466
>lmao i missed the train

>>26949784
one thing in this article will most likely happen. Option trading will be banned for new account holder across all brokerages. They will implement some gay rule that you need X number of trades or $x money or X # of years as an account holder.

>>26955653
Gamestop has no debt and actually has quite a bit of money on hand. They are not in a bad cash situation at all, the hedge funds are literally just gambling hard that gme will simply fail in the long run

The demand for vydia since coved alone would have probably tucked them over

>>26957234
Lots of us bought stock way back in August on the 19th when it started getting shilled by people here and there some of us are up ridiculous amounts off just a few hundred your just jealous you didn't get in in August

>>26949784
These are still redditfags we're talking about here. Easy enough to beat them at their own game. All we have to do is exit a bit earlier. We can totally take them by surprise. It will be the ultimate power move. As soon as we get comfy gains we dump it all. Then we can go to reddit and laugh at them. We will need defenses so they don't see our plans. Lots of BBC threads should do the trick. We could even operate from inside the BBC threads.

>>26961525
>Do it manually at $300 or above but not much below.

why manual instead of automatic?

>>26964466
>he doesn't know they didn't cover their -100% and above shorts
>he doesn't know about the squeeze
>he doesn't know

Every retard in this thread deserves what's coming

>>26949784
You can absolutely tell a seething Cohen wrote that post

>>26960961
This is pathetic and transparent.

>>26952172
So you're literally outing yourself as Jewish

>>26959791
Go eat a bottle of benadryl

>>26959797
Fox news from time to time actually has dems discuss their viewpoints CNN is 100% liberal all the time of course millennials don't trust Fox it's not liberal

>>26963432
Deep Fucking Value cannot sell
If he sells the SEC will send him to jail for causing a pump and dump. One cannot be guilty of a pump and dump if one does not dump. He is a martyr for us all

>>26949784
I've been saying this since the beginning. Fueling the "HOLD" and sticking it to the man memes is really just a means to an end. This is going to financially decimate regular people that are buying into this fad and none of you faggots seem to want to confront this fact. The GME squeeze is going to do FAR less damage to these institutions than you think it will. People should have cashed out at the top yesterday. WSB should have fucking TOLD people to. Instead they're actually encouraging these retards to buy as many $350 shares of GME they can, which is a lot of fucking money to most people.

>>26949784
PURE FUD. Nice try, kike.

>>26949784
Whoever wrote this is a tag. I posted bloomberg terminal photos in /smg/ and Reddit took them. I work in finance and work with complex derivatives and I guarantee I’m not the only one. I got nothing out of posting screenshots of GME’s short float from the terminal. What a fag, why does everything have to be so dramatic

>>26965142
Keep in mind that DFV genuinely believes Gamestop as a turnaround story, it's pretty clear the majority of people talking about him haven't watched any of his content.

kek, they’ll make a movie on this shit cause it’s gotten so much attention, longterm it won’t change how the games played but still let them taste blood today autists . Let them know gods still bleed

>>26958498
>>26958928
>>26959791
imagine being unable to distinguish between a short squeeze and bubble. its as if you have never seen a short squeeze happen over the course of several months before

>>26951950
t. Ari Kikenburg of Melvin Capital

>>26965191
>The GME squeeze is going to do FAR less damage to these institutions than you think it will.
The original goal was to bankrupt Melvin Capital and that was an unqualified success. Melvin had to take a humiliating buyout from Citadel. The idea that this will cause another global financial crisis is fun, but unlikely.

I’m out at the first sign of a run tomorrow. Reddit can hold my bags for me.

Someone smarter than me please answer. OP posted a sceeenshot of someone saying none of this is really history or all that significant. Fair enough. However. Why all of the attention from the media? Why was the stock delisted from all major platforms? Why was the stock halted ten times in the span of mere minutes? It seems a bit much if none of this is significant.

>>26965606
That's cool and all, but this is old money we're talking about. You managed to fuck them, but they just found more money. They aren't going anywhere. The only real end to this is a LOT of financially wrecked average people too stupid and too inexperienced to play this game. People that have never invested before are throwing fucking thousands into a few GME shares. These people won't know when to time a sell if it does spike. People are going to get FUCKED just as hard as WSB retards fucked Melvin.

>>26966088
That settles it. Reddit can hold my bags.

>tfw someone told me the same thing after five minutes of looking into this whole thing a few days ago
So that's how it feels when someone who actually knows this shit is involved. Oh nevermind, it's obviously a jew with an agenda. I mean, yeah, memeing a bunch of idiots who know nothing about the stock market surely had a bigger plan hatching on. Like anyone here was looking to help the common fag lol

>>26966178
Stocks are usually pretty boring. This is fun. Thats the only reason.

>>26966207
Thats why we need to tell them that it is very important for them to break even, or as close to it as they can. The squeeze is squoze. Abandon fucking ship. It already fucking played out and peaked.

>>26954710
Are you part of the kikefund FUDding brigade or just incredibly smoothbrained? This situation is unique because hegdefunds HAVE to buy from us. You're not selling to some retard who expects the price to keep climbing.

>>26966088
Plebbit incels are ready to lose it all to virtue signal and get upvotes

>>26955848
Post screencap?

>>26966493
They are evolving

Hate to break it to you, but the pro's as you call them are know nothing fucks. All they know is how to use proprietary software used by the big companies. Any smuck can learn it just like windows 10. Every business has PS
Goldman Sachs, Fidelity, , Schwab ,Vanguard. PS detects patterns in milliseconds and makes trades in milliseconds. While you poor fags are typing a trade in seconds, they are done finished.You just have to learn their language of investing for your platform. Even a caveman can do it!!! Plumbers , electricians,doctors, all use certain trade terms same for stock brokers, etc, etc. So fuck them get in get out plan your trades ahead and always have a exit!! Right now I'm planning my trades for 7:00 am eastern time. I will get in and make my money in the first 15 minutes, Just don't get caught holding the bag !! Carry on faggots and go luck!!

>>26954216
a lot are not like you who has to depend upon measly $400 gains

a lot of us got 6 fig jobs without any financial responsibility to look after or student debt and shit.

regardless of outcome, dopamine, energy and excitement all of week was every bit worth the investment.

keep coping with $400 gains while us lot enjoy life experience

That reminds me, how is holding not the jewest thing you can do? You fuckers show your true colors and act like you're any better, but you're just like (((them))).

You disappoint me.

>>26966373
But WSB isn't doing that. They are letting people repeating this mantra of BUY and HOLD. This is an extremely dangerous game they are playing and the players don't even know how to play it, they're just following that stupid mantra without understanding any of the intricacies. WSB retard vets should be actively warning people and telling them to take profits where they can. But they're not. They'd rather them get fucked over so their bags are heavier at the end.

>>26966733
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK (((THEM))) OVER FOR A CHANGE ONLY (((THEY))) ARE ALLOWED TO WIN!!!

>>26966088
It wouldn't be nearly as cringey if it weren't for those fucking ghey awards + the tone of speechifying for the sake of upvotes

>>26966493
Everybody is aware of the purported events that are going to unfold tomorrow.
Let’s me ask the following:
A) are all short positions required to close tomorrow?
B) are the short positions that close tomorrow required to close simultaneously?
C) why are other entities increasing their short positions on this stock?
If you don’t have good answers for these immediately you don’t know what you’re doing and will be left scratching your head and holding my bags.

kek. fuck the rich faggots. I'm only in this for memes.

>>26966178
Because this is something Biden and his friends will use to put further restrictions on goyim. Its part if the Great Reset the leftoids want.

>>26949784
>how do you think that WSB knew what a short squeeze was?

i mean i dunno about them but it took me like 5 minutes of research to know what it was, so...

>>26951950
>have you ever considered that if you disagree with me it means you're scared I'm right
You can tell this retard is from twitter

>>26966493
>HAVE to buy from us
I really hate hearing you faggots say this like it is utterly impossible for them to find a loophole that won't either prevent them from buying until later or dropping the price beforehand. You honestly believe that if they are capable of getting every broker to stop selling the shares they can't find a way around this too. This is a bet you HOPE happens. Not something that definitely will.

>>26966088
I knew this shit was over the second Cortez and the occupy wall street types turned it into their political horse.

>>26949784
True. Biggie crash coming.

more DMG / DMM (usdt mTokens) is my end game.

So this thread's just bullshit, right?

Fearmongering because one dude on Reddit made shit up about how the thing all over national news and social media is "not actually a big deal" and how "we're being duped."

Anyway, hold. This dude's a loser.

>>26966493
They already did, and then they sold to you at a higher price. And now they are going to buy from you again at a lower one.

>>26951950
ive enjoyed being poor my whole life, hows risking a thous to make a mil gonna fuck me?

>>26964466
Want to know how I know you didn't do your research?

>>26949784
I've been saying this from the start. The fact that there's such a massive shill campaign for this and telling people to HODL and keep buying just makes it so obvious. Classic PnD. They bought in early and hold the most shares. Everyone follows and pumps their bags. Why do you think the price tanked so much earlier? Someone dumped. Now it's recovering and someone else will dump.

A generation of bagholders is born and investments of any kind will suffer because of the lingering scars.

>>26967204
Don't forget that dude crying on CNBC. If it ain't real why's that dude crying then shills?

>>26966880
never said that, retard. try reading again

>>26967363
If my entire fucking city wasn't blocked from posting images I would post a picture of a crocodile and say "lol"

>>26967083
Gme can issue more stock, decide to halt trading as they’re liquidating the company or changing something major or they can go bust and and not pay up but that last ones unlikely

>>26958167
see ya tomorrow Moshe

>>26967522
....what city?

>>26949784

the ledditor is a retard boomer who doesn’t understand how the market works, but retards on r/all are giving him their faggy ass Reddit awards He’s a lawyer who services financial institutions & brokerages so he basically sues people who default, that’s his financial experience

>>26967204
>>26967363
>t. future bag holders
Notice that literally nobody has been able to rationally dispute even one point made in the OP. If you can’t definitively refute what’s being said he’s right: you’re the exit plan.

>>26949784
>hurr durr you need an extensive edumacation to understand the complex world of stonks
Nah, brah, Wallstreet burns because of a used game reseller.

>>26962305
t. jew

>>26967625
I can't say, but I think it has to do with how I sometimes get met with bans for CP and ban evasion on /lgbt/ when I reset my router or try to phonepost and its specific to certain boards. Whoever the hell "cijo" is I would like to thank you for making it impossible to phonepost, period, in most of the city.

>>26966733
>>26967401
Spare us your venom Jew.

>>26967745
Nobody's arguing it cuz it's stupid. You don't fucking argue a toddler when you tell them the sky is blue and they respond "no it's not."

>>26967083
every "bet" is for something that you "hope" happens, retard

Poor fags remember you can even make multiple accounts. Make trader accounts under 10 different names if need be. In American even a cave man can get a EIN number. Under 10 names just pay the taxes and Uncle Sam will fuck off. Say for instance Juan a illegal alien, wants to trade. He applies for a EIN number with government, next Juan wants another. He changes his name to Igor, Muhamd, Tryron, Hilter, and new EIN number, Trades till he drops nobody even knows. Anyway just carry on and make Stonks!!

Have fun being in debt retards

>>26968139
Again, no refutation, just calling them retards. This is a bad look bro. You’re gonna be a bagholder.

>>26949784
>>26949954
Fuck kikes

>>26949784
I guess he’s right if you bet money you can’t afford to lose into this, I accepted the fact that the money I put into GME is gone and I’m strictly in this for the lulz and if I turn a profit, cool. All you doom and gloom faggots are insufferable

>>26951356
this is a shill,they post this in every thread

>>26966207
So? I got mine.

>>26966373
This sounds like a desperate underwater retail short desu.