/biz/ - Business & Finance

My index funds were green today.

>>26923562

oh my god he's got a little vest on I love it

>ethots posting about GME
thoughts?

>>26923815

>>26924006
>doesnt recognize tanker cat
sure you belong in this thread? did you get lost?

hi is this cunny market general?
I loaded up on CRSR and CLF today

>>26923562
>you know why youre here
No not really I just liked that cat picture a lot.

>>26924019
Everywhere I go is nothing but GME
The only place that isn't is this stock thread on this business forum

Cunny gang. All cash until this craziness calms down. I'm allergic to the stock market when fucking Ja Rule is tweeting about it.

>>26924512
This.

>>26924556
sause plis. for research purposes

>>26923562
Yes, yes I do know.
And I like it.
Stay C my friends.

do the sneedful and buy NOUV
moon mission sirs

>>26924495
What about this one?

I set my GME sell limit at $5000 and r/wsb is starting to make me think even this is too low

Hypothetically speaking, if you lost all your gains today from the past 2 months, what would you do tomorrow?

Are the +60% in after hours mostly hedge funds hedging their position? Can they do something with these shares to fuck us tomorrow?

>>26925106
Take out a $10k cash loan
Drive to the casino
Play blackjack

>>26924863
>really tiny ass penny stock
You better have a really damn good reason why apart from watching people losing money.

o_o

>>26925270
Put even $10 in and you are guaranteed $20k by EOY. Sir I tell you truthful.

>>26925131
Yeah, they could be like Blackrock today and sell their positions which most likely caused today's big dump.

Bros what is a good safe investment during these crazy times. Should I put it all in Peter Schiff's Euro Pacific Capital Gold Fund?

>>26923562
is this the Cat Mini-General thread?

>>26925217
Big dick energy.
I'd play poker myself, if tables are not too crowded.

>>26924512
TA-DA!

>>26925217
made a lot of money on blackjack, used that to put into robinhood, now idk what to od.

>>26924363
That's probably half the thread right now.

what are some good silver miners to profit from the upcoming silver memes?

>>26925731
Don't use RobinHood unless you want to end up eating bugs in a wage cage for the rest of your miserable life.

>>26925354
Are you still long AMC

People joke about DogeCoin, but if there was a cat-themed crypto currency I would throw money at it

Wasn't there a long cat coin a long time ago? I feel like there was

>>26924805
You seeing lolis or some CG characters? Tried to upload my usual prisma pic but either there was a prob or jannies are fucking with me. Test upload with this post.

>>26925076
10,000 dollars is ez money now. They lost before they even began playing.

Should i use merill edge?

>>26925076

I refuse to believe that’s even possible.

In my head this thing will max out slightly under $900 or the squeeze will happen in some way that the stock itself will never reach those heights.

>>26926117
Seeing this image makes me think of fat bald old man licking his lips. What have I become.

>>26926107

crypto kitties

>>26926117
Yeah gonna need more of this.

>>26924880
Also saved. I love siamese.

>>26926291
Except I guarantee that all the paper handed people selling for their $2k gain (before taxes) are putting their shares directly into the hands of hedgies, who are trying to improve their position to prevent the squeeze from continuing

>>26926372
Goosh goosh.

>>26926049
no me bought at 2.50 and sold whenever it hit 10 >_>

>>26925106
Keep buying CLF

hearing rumblings of orders on robinhood getting filled at $2600. what the fuck does that mean? could it really happen?

>>26927296
Orders of what?

>>26926716
This post gave me anxiety

The state of this board is truly insufferable. So many tourists and normalfags.. its the same stocktwits images being posted too. I wonder how many boths are active here now

>>26927515
sell orders for GME shares. only seen pics with fractionals so far

>>26927296
Remember that Robinhood is the app that had a legitimate infinite money glitch. I woudn't read too deep into it.

>>26925106
buy VOO with 10% of your account and leave the other 90% to DCA into it over the next two years

>>26927810
Did people actually benefit on that?

>>26927617
The amount of shitposts that are getting to 200+ replies is insane
Threads that would slide a week ago (because they are retarded and pointless) and hitting max bump limit.
This is literally reedit. There aren't even ironic posts anymore because none of these people can sense sarcasm. Holy fuck

>>26926787
Not bad. You think you missed out, these meme pumps are a pain in the ass to hold through though. I had to sell my BB calls yesterday and I've been in BB since August. Damn kids.

>>26927617
go back to shilling GHIV

$CLF

AOC SPEAKING IS GIVING ME A BONER

>>26927617

>>26928303
Its pretty much the same level of shit imo, except instead of rubic and other pajeet spam threads its just retards asking "how do buy stocks????"

>>26923562
>50% of my shares are now heavily shorted (35% short interest for one 20% for another) pending major drug trial announcements
FUCKING WHY? This is bullshit, bears are engaging in a 24/7 raid on small cap stocks ever since covid and no one gives a shit.

holy shit this guy really dabbed on the braindead gaystop trannies today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8IHAEllXZQ

>>26928567
That's my next filter. It's also morphed into basic crypto questions
Fucking hell google is there just use it lmfao

>>26927617
i just come here to coom to /gif/ and shitpost about wrestling on /asp/, make me rich bros

>>26928567
how do i use a broker? when do i get my stock certificate in the mail?

HAHAHAHAHAHA
AOC’s stream failed and went offline after yammering about the camera focus for 10-15 fucking minutes

>>26927617
>I wonder how many boths are active here now
Captcha doesn't do shit to stop them too. We know for a fact that bots can bypass captcha with token exploits yet they insist on keeping this retarded "click on le bus 900 times" bullshit up.

>>26928792
you need to phone them and ask for it otherwise they remain in the custody of the broker until you sell

>>26928845
it’s only to sell passes not stop bots

>volkswagon shortsqueeze dumped the day before
tomorrow is it right? time to get out?

>>26928845
>what is a pass
how new are you?

>>26929041
They don't even need a pass dude, they can get pre-approved captcha cookies for like $.01 per 1000 on deepweb marketplaces anyways.

>>26928839
This fucking niggermonkey is talking about occupy wall street
She is full of shit. Nothing came out of that movement, and the fucking reason why is niggermonkeys like her that made it about race and gender.
Also, if you’re really going to talk about supporting the 99%, you should support the retail investors not the fucking hedgies.
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26929177
The pass itself is a bullshit concept when ban happy jannies can make you lose $20 for telling someone to suck your dick in /smg/. I'm seething so hard my anus could compress coal into diamonds this whole day has been bullshit.

>>26929262
retard i’m not talking about bots the captcha is meant to sell passes to smoothbrains who get frustrated by it

>>26928636
What are you holding?

I hope reddit leaves over the weekend. This is unbearable.

>>26929473
Scoops, would AOC be considered an ADHD Nigger?

>>26929538
Yeah I get what you were saying now, lost my cool there for a while

>bought into AMC super early, so that it's still in the green (I'm not selling)
>rest of my portfolio is so good everything else is totally green
gotta say, aside from the stress with all the fuckery the apps are pulling I've had a pretty good day in the market.

>>26924512
How many of the people posting about will ever actually buy a stock though?

>>26929473
its ironic that you call her a "niggermonkey" and rail about OWS failing when it was the 1% who fomented a race war to replace the class war

What's the next BASED asset class now that normalfags have taken over equities? Going back to crypto? PMs and just taking the 1% yearly returns before inflation?

>>26929667
>Scoops, would AOC be considered an ADHD Nigger?
AOC is QUEEN of the flat-footed, rung-licking ADHD niggermonkeys from straight out of Atlas Shrugged that leech off all the REAL contributors to our society.
AOC is a brown jewnigger that should be fired out of a cannon into the sun

>>26929473
>Also, if you’re really going to talk about supporting the 99%, you should support the retail investors not the fucking hedgies.
you're genuinely a fucking idiot if you think AOC supports hedge funds.

>>26930089
>when it was the 1% who fomented a race war to replace the class war
Brilliant.
Holy shit, that’s brilliant.

I think they overplayed their hands again with robinhood lads. just like the elections, they had to take extreme measures quickly and didn't think about the consequences. unfortunately I have zero faith in normies and they will probably make up something to placate them and this will be forgotten

>>26930089
>>26930246
Get the fuck out of this thread you stupid fucking newfags

>>26930246
>you're genuinely a fucking idiot if you think AOC supports hedge funds.
Then why do I think she wants to shutdown the goyim?

>>26929821
One whole stock?
What are you crazy?

>>26930361
>they will probably make up something to placate them and this will be forgotten
that’s exactly what will happen

>>26930108
It's hard not to be bullish on crypto
A lot of people seem hyped about silver, I really wonder if it'll finally take off but probably not. This populism movement I feel is short lived, especially if they find a way to cool down the gamestock debacle and change the rules.
Personally I'd be happy to see the stock market pop. No offense /smg/ posters

>>26930089
there wouldn't even be a need for a class war though if the 1% didn't a) import millions of people of different races to drive down labor prices and b) privilege them above the native white people

>>26930172
>leech off all the REAL contributors to our society

You're posting on a board full of unemployed, shut-in NEETs who are trying to strike it rich with digital monopoly money.

Settle the fuck down.

>>26930361
I don't care about gaymstop at all but they have shown they can lock us out of our accounts any moment they like when they think we're making too much money or they want to dump the bags on us (I'm not just talking about the buy restrictions but also the fake "glitches" that coincidentally happen to lock people out of their accounts on many brokers at the exact same time)

>>26930771
kek

>>26930631
Crypto will probably go up but there is still no viable crypto ecosystem for day to day transactions. Too many projects get corrupted by idiots or scammers.

>>26930771
You have to go back.

>>26930108
water

>>26930493
Keep getting race baited while the ultra rich laugh at you retard. You think George Floyd getting plastered all over the news was just for the benefit of leftists? You all keep falling for the same bait

>>26930771
cope
we serve an important price discovery function in the market

>>26930361
Normies never care and within a month this whole thing will be completely forgotten.

>>26930771
Get out newfag, go back to reddi.t

>>26930771
Ask me how I can tell you’re brown, stupid, and poor.

>>26930493
>>26930511
genuinely look at who you're fucking talking about. She's one of the most left leaning politicians in the US, to the extent where everyone calls her a commie. If you actually think she supports hedgies I don't know what to tell you besides maybe to read the news once a month.

>>26931030
WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WE JUST DONT WANT YOU HERE FUCK OFF RETARD YOU ARENT CLEVER WE KNOW HOW IT WORKS WE JUST WANT TO MAKE MONEY THE GUY YOU RESPONDED SERIOUSLY TO IS A SERIAL SHITPOSTER THAT CALLS LITERALLY EVERYONE A RUNG LICKING NIGGER MONKEY GO BACK AAAAAAA

>>26931192
I don't really think she thinks about anything at all besides saying vaguely left things that'll get her attention

>>26930948
unironically XRP kek, never selling until 2k

based day trader dabbed on gaystoppers today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8IHAEllXZQ

>>26930361
>unfortunately I have zero faith in normies
Yeah hard to fucking believe in normalfags when they just let 2008 happen

>futures

>>26930771
>unemployed, shut-in NEETs
Also virgins and living with their parents in a basement, if you're gonna project, do it right.

>>26930948
>no viable crypto ecosystem for day to day transactions
I give it a decade max before we see full integration between legacy finance and the masses into crypto.
>>26931374
actually tho. xrp does it well

>>26931192
>my commie waifu is NOT like the other dumbocrats like Bernie!
>She doesn’t take bribes from Wall Street!
>she doesn’t fall for astroturfing and dick waving showdowns when the big boys show up on capital hill to intimidate shithead libtards for trying to close tax loopholes!

>>26927617
should be back to normal by next week, normies aren't known for their attention spans

>>26930771
Wait tho, plz don't interrupt my cog dissonance. It's AOC's fault that I'm an ugly POS incel, not my fault.

>>26931338
then you're an idiot who doesn't pay attention to politics. She's one of the most prominent voices on the American left right now and has been for 2 or 3 years. Her policies are far further left than most of the US government and she's the go to example of how leftist the dems have gotten, aside form bernie.

>Short interest will likely reach 200% of float as it did for the last report
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU BEAR FAGGOTS??? STOP CRUSHING MY STOOOOOOOCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26931672
I give it five years because Asia is really moving ahead with it but my point is that right now it doesn't exist

>>26931089
No
Fuck you, pay me in stock picks

if you're going to spam about politics fuck off to /pol/

>>26925564
>>26928676
>>26931384
Not comfy
>>26931043
Peak comfy
Can you get it together and stop spamming your channel please.

>>26931451
called it
bouncing right off my meme lines

>>26931758
And she is corrupt. She will take the side of moneyed interests. Is this really your first Democratic rodeo? They were all young once.

>>26923562
Cute cat

>>26928676
>>26931384
Fuck off, niggermonkey, I’m not watching your gay fucking stream

>>26932023
Thanks bro I'm gonna get rich now

>>26932023
Based TA, I remember you posting it earlier today

>>26932011
>>26932366
not my channel just thought the dude deserved the publicity for keeping it real

>>26927810
Someone bought at that price fucknuts

>>26931184
Is it because you're unemployed, shut-in NEET?
Try not to be so transparently "I know you are but what am I"
Seriously, who the fuck takes enough offense to this to actually comment.

>>26932225
motherfucker what do you want? Fine if you don't like most of her policies (I don't) or her personality (I don't), but know when you have an ally.
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1354830697459032066

>>26932413
>4 fucking hours
>title includes REDDIT MADNESS
>keeping it real
This pic is literally you, anon
You are an ADHD nigger that escaped from r*ddit.

>>26930246
This makes me think the squeeze will never happen, you’re too easy to trick

>>26932710
>ally
>politician
kek. pick one

>>26932970
This. How can some people be so fucking stupid?

am i gonna make it bros? WFC bagholding

>>26932885
>>26932970
alright, so what do you want to happen? No investigation? No politicians pushing for hedgies to get punished on this blatant fraud and manipulation? Genuinely, explain to me how you want this to go down.

>>26932784
alright here's a shorter video you projecting retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK2nkxQRxTo

>clf is now running the smg threads
The collapse is conplete
Fuck

>>26932710
>i'm your ally!
>im going to tax all of your transactions to protect you from wall street!
>oh, they have tax loopholes and you dont?
>oops!
thanks aoc

>GME is about to trigger the apocalypse
Sooo.. should I be loading up the fuck on SPY puts?

>>26932668
>Is it because you're unemployed, shut-in NEET
No, it’s because you’re a newfag, in the WRONG fucking thread, and worst of all:
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.
>>>/out/

>>26933231
I want the same as you, but they will never bite the hand that feeds them, it doesn’t matter what they say in front of the cameras or on twitter. It’s called pandering to the base.

>>26933523
He needs to fucking go. The faggot is a known ban evaded and advertiser, I would I say I have no idea why janny hasn't permabanned him but I do know why and that's because the janny is incompetent

>>26933659
UVXY

>>26933490
Bro, I already fucking told you this. I’m not watching your stupid fucking stream.

>Bro, I already fucking told you this. I’m not watching your stupid fucking stream.

Guys we’re gonna be ok.
AOC is including a used stock exchange program to protect investors from STDs (Stock Trading Debt) in the corona bill.

>>26933231
>>26933853
Yes.
The idea that politicians and wall street don't work hand in hand and are somehow pitted up against one another is naive.
You are under the impression that this isn't all a show. They will kick and scream to appease their supporters and then behind closed doors make the deal.
Then come back later saying sorry guys here's some scraps we saved for you from the new bailout deal.
The stock market is a fucking rigged game. You think you can just waltz in and win their game dude? The make the rules, they pass the legislation, they pay off the puppets and the puppets serve as damage control when the cattle get riled up.
What's the solution here. For some reason it's not ok to advocate for violence against the establishment. Who the fuck came up with that idea i wonder

>>26933490

>>26934360
Your new is showing. Should've at least painted the soi black
>you had one job

>>26933490
>1,494 views
Stop posting your videos here

>>26934360
You didn’t even reply to my post when you typed that, you stupid nigger.
Everybody here is laughing at you.
You’ve completely humiliated yourself.
We can all tell that you’re a r*dditor like it’s fucking painted on your forehead.
Why can’t you pop in the fucking loo, you absolutely retarded currynigger?

>

>>26933659
Am I the only one that thinks the GME thing is over? Short float numbers are usually way out of date, it might go up a bit a few more times but that's it, there's no squeeze coming. Why am I wrong?

>>26936838
If you opened a short at $200 you're underwater now.
Why would it be over? Hedge funds are on both sides of this trade.

I'm here to suck dicks and swallow cum and I'm all out of self-respect.

>>26937100
So you honestly think tons of people holding a few shares $200+ are going to get rich?

>>26935638
>that pic
Alright fuck this thread I'm gonna fap

Let me start off that I wasn't invested in GME or the other stocks that have been discussed to death over the past week. However, I'm disappointed with RH's handling of all of that nonsense, I guess this is it for me anons. I'm liquidating all of my non-meme stocks in RH (keeping PLTR/CLF since I have low averages on those stocks) and just throwing everything into a Vanguard ETF that I'll set up a reoccurring investment for

>>26937653
That's a man.

>>26937657
doing the same thing but transferring everything to schwab. Hopefully robinhood doesn't fucking implode before then

Consider this. If it was important enough for the very top of the White House to step in, but congress knows nothing about it. What does that tell you about the security of the US dollar?

>>26937653

>>26937657
how about you switch to a real broker?

>>26936838
Short interest will keep increasing even if there is a short squeeze. The higher the price goes and the more disconnected from the fundamentals it is the more juicy the short looks like from the perspective of an asset manager. If some funds go bankrupt the shares will be quickly taken up by some other fund and shorted from a higher entry price. And they have trillions of dollars to play compared to the $200 accounts from retail FOMOers. Not that the squeeze didn't have institutions behind it, but at some point those will take their profits and go home. They probably have better data than us on how high they needed to drive up the price to get most of the low hanging fruit shorters to cover.

>>26938033
USD has been hot steaming shit for almost a year now and JPOW refuses to let the problem resolve

>>26937354
If higher and higher shorts continue to get squeezed, yes.
Here's some up to date short research for you. They have averaged up while lower shorts have covered but the new short positions are still at risk.
https://www.shortsight.com/gamestop-shorts-down-5-billion-in-2021/

>>26937939
Goodluck anon.
>>26938140
What do you recommend anon? I like that I could have one account for vanguard ETFs and money market accounts if I so choose. I also have acorns for mindless investing.

>>26937831
Do I look like I give a shit?
It got me going and that's enough
I have my own collection to finish to, obviously
You made me reply and now I'm gonna get soft hope you're proud of yourself

>>26938189
Hestia, Permit, Blackrock all trimmed. But institutional ownership was 160% before. It can fall a long way without aiding liquidity all that much.

>>26937100
This is basically an institutional stop loss hunt but as we don't have a detailed look at the order flow and the balance sheet of the shorters we don't really know when it's over. Probably already is.

>>26931741
one of the few things that brings me comfort in these times

>>26938401
>leave Robinhood
>stop picking individual stocks
These are completely different things and you haven't explain why you're doing the second one.
With Schwab or Fidelity you can buy ETFs or keep picking stocks or do both.

>>26938401
you can open multiple accounts through the same broker. on TD Ameritrade I have one account for YOLOs, one account for holds/dividend stocks, and a roth IRA for ETFs
just use a service that was created more than 10 years ago and you don't have to worry about random shit taking it down nearly as much. why invest in an app that has had numerous scandals in the last few years?

>>26938296
I dunno, I'm staying away. I still think we'll end up with a generation of bagholders after this.

>>26933523
Im hoping him and baggie make it unbearable enough to chase the tourists out

>>26938537
>Probably already is.
As in more likely than not? You're talking out of your ass. I posted a link to S3 research about up to date short interest and the only thing that's changed is the cost average of shorts, not amount of shares sold short. https://www.shortsight.com/gamestop-shorts-down-5-billion-in-2021/
It will continue unless institutional longs fold first. Retail interest is not relevant which is why the price rebounded after the Robinhood news.

>>26938838
Maybe it's wall street's way of teaching zoomers not to try to outperform the market and put it all in a safe passively managed ETF

>>26938927
They think he’s an wise oldie and “they” are holding down clf
You wildly underestimate how stupid newbies are

>>26939288
I know there are big guys on the same side as the people going long GME, but I still think the system is on the side of the shorts. In a free market, everyone long would be making a shit ton. However, the system is not free. It won't work out.

>>26938750
Hmm I had no idea that Vanguard had that in it's history, thanks for letting me know anon I'll conduct more research.
>>26938690
I might still try to take some fliers on a few stocks but I'd rather just park most of it in ETFs that perform well (VOO, VTI, etc). Apologies if I didn't clearly explain that.

>>26939848
from anon to anon, split between VTI and an ARK ETF of your choosing

>>26939476
>“they” are holding down clf
CLF is being held down by iron being a chink/aussie shitposter manipulated asset

>>26939069
I'd say there's a 50% chance on whether we'll ever see the price over 500.
I already explained why short interest is gonna increase the higher the price goes and not the other way around. But yes, with a higher entry point which becomes increasingly harder to reach the more people get greedy on the downside. Remember that there are people who are buying at 300 to push the price up, and they will also try to sell above break even. So there's a lot of market orders waiting to push the price on the way down too.

>>26940057
Appreciate you anon, thanks. I STILL may go Vanguard so I can pick up those ETFs and have a money market account in the same place but we'll see. IF you don't mind me asking what dividend stocks do you have? Forgive me for my confusion but when you reference "an app that has had numerous scandals in the last few years" you mean RH not Vanguard correct?

>>26939069
>up to date
>Jan 26
After today none of the previous short percentages matter I guarantee the numbers are different

>>26940497
yes I mean RH
my dividend stocks are IBM and YUM. these are long hauls. I am thinking of selling IBM because I am not confident their quantum computing division will succeed. do not take stock advice from me when it comes to dividend stocks

>>26940781
Thanks for the clarification. And roger I'll take all of your stock advice because you're better than a broker.

>>26940559
It's from two days ago, fine, but it shows evolution of the short interest into higher averages and higher borrow rates from Friday on.
Stop being smug and learn something, Ihor is the only many who explains this shit right.

>>26940781
IBM is fucking terrible and has been for decades.

support being tested on the sp500 futures

>>26940781
Focus on growth over yield for dividends if you're young. IBMs dividend growth is less than inflation

>>26941330
my job is in research, so I have friends working on the quantum computing side of IBM and get to hear about their progress. plus their dividend is like >6% which is already pretty good.

>>26941276
2 days is a long time out of date in this situation. I don't doubt some of the people that are in at 200+ will be able to double, triple, etc their money. But no one's getting the infinite money they're talking about.

Here's another somewhat based youtuber that claims to be an ex market maker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMqpSZnFnns

If this support on the Qs breaks it's all over

goooood mooorning

>>26941370
Will my UVXY calls finally print?


Also bros apologies do the blogpost but been trying to be a better man and have found a girl worth trading for but an old FB keeps texting and tempting me.
Trying so hard to resist.

>>26942995
>meme lines

>>26943788
DON’T GIVE IN
TRUE LOVE IS WORTH IT
JACK OFF AND FORGET FB
LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL AND THE BEST THING IN LIFE
> I am an ugly idiot who has had sex with two people in my life and is now married to the second one so I have no idea how normal people do relationships

>>26942345
>2 days is a long time out of date in this situation.
No, you're wrong.
Two days doesn't change your ability to learn from Ihor Dusaniwsky about how deeply underwater shorts have slowly covered and been replaced by new short positions, moving up the average cost of a short.
What a stupid thing to say.
Do you think the attractiveness of shorting this thing back to a fair value substantially changed in the last two days?
No, the point has been made persuasively.
>I don't doubt some of the people that are in at 200+ will be able to double, triple, etc their money. But no one's getting the infinite money they're talking about.
All we have learned is that there is a Mexican standoff between two sides who are not very deeply underwater. That's an equilibrium we should reasonably expect to continue. It gets scarier to long or scarier to short, fast. I'm not trying to recommend one side of the trade or the other, I'm just sharing the only up to date perspective on the squeeze that makes sense to me, and it indicates potential infinite losses for the shorts is still possible IF the pressure collapses in that direction.
I would be more wary of the side with infinite risk.

>>26944322
Thanks brother, Satan trying his hardest to tempt me.

Boys, I really need a hail mary here... Need to come up with some serious $ to keep my teeth. People are saying Bridgetown Holdings is a sure thing for the merger, does anyone have any other ideas?

>>26944530
You’re a sentient human and you are your own master. Never forget. Your soul is separate from your body and your mind and you have the strength to resist temptation if you focus on it

>>26944788
How much do you have and how much do you owe?

>>26944788
if you like SPACs check out ACEV, CFAC or PCPL they are all pretty interesting

>>26945319
I have two grand in my bank account after febs bills and im gonna need to clear like five grand in dental bills while still being able to pay the bills next month.

>>26945683
Talk to your dentist about a payment plan

>>26945683
what interest rate would you be willing to pay for an anon-to-anon loan

>>26945683
If you short GME they'll give you like $300 and only charge 80%. That's better than some payday loans.

fucking christ another 3% down day tomorrow. maybe 5 if things go really sour. I fucking hate robbin niggers

>>26945980
I gotta find steadier employment or a dentist who won't care about how long it takes me to pay them back.
>>26946020
As I'm not working steadily I don't trust myself to be able to pay back any loans.
>>26946226
I didn't even know, thank you anon

>>26944064
there's also the fact that we're testing 13000 and the 50 MA on SPY

>>26943788
Probably yeah

>>26933523
Couldn't even see the last thread cause I have him filtered.

I dont even have friends to talk to anymore. they're all too busy shilling gamestop and dogecoin despite never having mentioned anything stock related before monday

>FUTURES

IF I HOLD EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

>>26926716
the number of the unbased is unlimited!!!!!

>>26950034
futures arent real

tell me i'm going to be okay tomorrow anons......

>>26951041

I just did some research on Vanguard vs TD Ameritrade. If I can purchase Vanguard ETFs via TD I don't see why I'd use Vanguard that has worse interface/apps/help. I can use part of TD for long term holds (ETFs/money market) while also taking some fliers on certain stocks.

This euphoria is making me feel uneasy

>>26950034
>NASDUMP BREAKS 13k SUPPORT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26949884
>they're all too busy shilling gamestop and dogecoin despite never having mentioned anything stock related before monday
I’ve seen so many normies talking about it I know for a fact haven’t put a single penny ever in the market. The top 100% in and the next few months are indeed bearish

>>26951819
it's holding right there
probably will hang on there and rebound a bit during the london session

>>26951520
Sounds right. To me, it would depend on what other account benefits are associated with the brokerage. I found TOS to be a much better platform, so it was a straightforward choice.

>>26952044
>top
Discounting GME as noise, for the average (emphasis here) investor, where else can they turn after they feel the pressure from cash burning a hole in their account? Price discovery has been fubar since March.

UUUU chads. hold strong.

>CRBP dumping into hell itself just as I predicted
lmao

>futures blood red
i don't like this bros

>>26951520
Liquidity issues perhaps? Maybe you want to exchange between Vanguard ETFS and funds and TD can't get ahold of it fast enough. Thinkorswim is much much better though and being forced to trade on Vanguard wouldn't be worth hedging that 0.0001% chance of happening

>>26952741
The only upside I found on Vanguard was that it's simple for for buy and hold investors. While that'll be a bulk of my portfolio, I want an easier means of buying other stocks/items as well. I think I'll go TD Ameritrade.

>>26953426
Cheers thanks anon. I'll start w/ TD Ameritrade tomorrow/over the weekend.

>>26953276
I want to believe it's the big banks and hedge funds selling their position in everything else to cover their risk in GME but at the same time if that were true then the US is actually going to crash and burn

>>26953498
At one time, many Vanguard ETFs were commission-free with TDA. Then, they changed their partnership for a few years, and Vanguard's selection was no longer commission-free. But now it doesn't matter, thanks to Robinhood.

>>26953724
Hide your kids, hide your wife.

Comfy thread still going? Nice. How are you guys doing tonight? I hope UVXY goes to the moon tomorrow, because my calls expire tomorrow.

>>26952741
>where else can they turn after they feel the pressure from cash burning a hole in their account
I personally think everything going on in stocks is super bullish for crypto and I don’t know enough bonds but TLT might be a move

>>26954333
Checking those trips
grab your rifles anons

>>26953498
You could always do both anon. Don't shit where you eat. You could have TD for your trades and what not and Vanguard for your nest egg / retirement savings. Makes it easy to not tempt yourself into drawing into your retirement to invest in risky memes. I do the same myself with Robinhood and Vanguard.

>>26954548
While that's possible I like that I can do both with TD Ameritrade. Fortunately I'm not tempted to chase pumps etc so I don't worry about having nest egg/retirement savings in the same place that I'd take a flier on a stock or two. Thanks for the concern though anon. However, I may split TD into EFTs in one section and stocks in another and just open a Vanguard money mutual account.

>>26954429
>crypto
I'm guessing normalfags won't go near crypto, if they haven't already, until they hear more from Yellen.

>>26953276
>13k support broken

I thought you guys were kidding about the "girlfriend got into stocks" sell warnings but then I started getting this from the girl I'm seeing.

How long does it to make a fidelity or etrade account and get approved? Please respond

>>26955013
Does anyone in /cmg/ also hold some crypto? I've got some but haven't put too much into it.

Im guessing my portfolio will be BLOOD red. I'll be tempted to sell everything and just check out for a while. I'm honestly a dumbass for putting money in I can't lose.

>>26955013
People who I know who downloaded RH to fomo into GME are now going into doge. Im not sure if they'll actually venture into any serious crypto

>>26955298
Fidelity several days unsure about etrade. Td Ameritrade took 5 mins and instant deposit

>>26955288
my social media feeds are full of people posting their robinhoods and crying about them locking them out of buying. these people never mentioned stocks before and are just starting out. I should've listened to my gut and sold everything midday today. I knew it was a fakeout before continuation of a further correction

>>26955339
Put some of your net worth into crypto anon. 15-20% At least. Look at these red flags.

>>26955298
>>26955288
>>26955580

The game of investing has changed. If you can figure out what Musk, Chamath and the Winklevoss twins have in common, I think you will be in a nice position

>>26955897
also there's tons of twitch streams now with rocket emojis in the titles and of people just looking at charts. big chats are full of people spamming dogecoin and gamestop

>>26955288
>>26955897

I gave a friend a Robinhood referral today, and the first thing he said was "I'm going to invest in AMC, because I think they're going to spike again when the quarantine ends". I tried really hard to persuade him to get into Ford or something, but he wants his $100 starting investment to go to the meme.

>>26955125

My TQQQ is going to get raped isnt it?
Sell it all at open im thinking

I definitely didn't sleep enough last night, but I can open both an individual account and link an IRA account to one TD account correct?
>>26956060
>15-20%
hmmm, I may be too nervous about crypto to do that.

i will never forgive these people for ruining my comfy hobby
i am going to make 1 trillion dollars then make my own stock market where they are not invited

>>26956303
>Make your own stock market
Yeah! One with BlackJack and Hookers!

>>26956060
>We are the meme makers, and we are the memers of the memes.
Applied Memetic Economics; new next semester at Harvard. Have Elon and Chamath co-lecture.

>>26956303
Pic related.

>>26956568
Get out of my fucking head you schizo>>26956566

>>26956303
I've always wanted to make my own options trading platform, where upon buying or selling a contract, a chat window is opened up with the person on the other end until the contract is traded again, or expires.

>>26954352
Same anon, same. SPY futures at 373 so here's praying the sell continues.

>>26956849
just think of the screaming matches and tears at expiry

Where do we go from here?

>>26956566
>>26956799
Fuck your double dubs, fag.

>>26956986
I was saying the same thing last night, thinking today was going to be big money, but man was it not.

>>26957131
>you listened to a fool didnt you

If I get Dubs a fourth time in a row
>OPTI going to 9 dollars

>>26956568
If you have the army to weaponize memes there's really not much difference between 4chan's habbo hotel raids and Gamestop

Except one was driven by purely anon users rallying behind the idea while the other idea was given a push with a multiplicative factor of 4milllion. I think the phrase "4chan is not your personal army" or the idea behind should be an idea look at again nowadays, except applied to every big social media site.

>>26957300
Didn't listen to anyone, did this with my gut.
GE might pick up this year, I'm just not interested in having to wait that long.

I'm never buying American ever again is what I learned.

MWCB Level 1:
(7% decline) 3488.21 Before 3:25 p.m.
At or after 3:25 p.m. Halt 15 minutes.
Trading continues, unless there is a Level 3

MWCB Level 2:
(13% Decline) 3263.16 Before 3:25 p.m..
At or after 3:25 p.m. Halt 15 minutes.
Trading continues, unless there is a Level 3

MWCB Level 3:
(20% Decline) 3000.61 Any time Halt remainder of Day

>>26957530
I want to add, they're both the same idea. users rallying behind an idea to fight for, but in the gamestop case, they were generously given a nuclear bomb

>>26957530
>pool's closed

>>26956849
Kek, something like pic related

>>26957909
fukkin lovely

>>26957909
KEK

>>26957710
>you didn't learn anything fren
>American is the only safe stock
This is a comfy thread but you need to learn america is the bastion of hope and a beacon of financial freedom

>>26957909
fucking exactly
the pure seethe around expiration would be unmatched

>>26956192
I don't know man. Futures sure as fuck are bearish. But on the other hand it could all be a nothingburger and be over by monday and I'm gonna be beating myself I sold at a discount.

TD anons, do you keep your uninvested funds in a brokerage account or FDIC account

>>26958442
fuck off back to the main thread newfag

>>26951041
hahhhhhh


thnks cmg always making me feel better.. Im gonna lose it all tomorrow too.

>>26953109
GAWD damnit i was gonna sell at a loss today too

>>26958505
>>26958365
No thanks, I've been here well before all of this GME nonsense and I've been avoiding /smg/ like the plague. Just asking about a new broker.

>>26958686
Ok but you're asking a question that I've seen asked like 5 times today already. I'm sure you can figure it out with a google search.

>>26958686
>FIDELITY

>>26927617
Is this your first time seeing your favourite part of 4ch get a huge influx of outsiders?

>>26958589
The thing is it's not even because CRBPfag was wrong, it's because a faggot bear just shorted them massively and is using his shorts to continuously drive the cost down. This is why I fucking hate short selling, what use is a tool to bet on prices going down when its mere existence drives prices down.

>>26958686
im thinking merill edge, using webull, and etrade as backup. I have 1k in robinhood and im fucking pissed i want it all out fuck them

Im going to restart from the ground up cause my RH is going to turn into bagholding

>>26958988
damn they better not take over permanently like with /pol/ in 2015

>>26958917
Sorry anon, I didn't sleep enough last night but you're right I'll conduct a quick search.
>>26958920
It's too late for me anon
>>26959073
good luck w/ merill edge anon, keep us updated on how you like it

>>26959114
Shit's fucked.

I'm not sure if I should sell the 27k worth of QQQ I have. the 7% I'm up could easily disappear by monday

>>26959114
They only stay permanently if they can carve out a niche that they can discuss themselves, and take ownership of, /pol/ being the exception of this because politics is uniquely captivating
The exact thing I just referenced has just settled down in /jp/, where newfags came on to the board and changed its identity for the foreseeable future.

Futures edging back up, big green tomorrow?

>>26959422
I hope not. the crypto people are fine here since they never bothered us in /smg/ but now /smg/ is taken over for a good while at least.

>>26959603
no, it's still stuck in a channel

>>26959603
No support, tomorrow will be blood red.

>>26959114
4chan is always evolving anon. Believing it will stay the same is wishful thinking but naive. I will tell you this, it will always be a place with people with unique ideas, if you dig through the shit.

>>26959422
what happened on /jp/? last I checked it was all touhou. Checking now it's... idols?

>>26959215
i think everyone in here actually uses td

>futures
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26960998
>pasts

>>26959764
qqq just tested support yesterday
after considering everything I think it was a rejection and we'll climb to ATH levels again

>>26961104
right in the feels

>>26960954
Yes, Idols
Virtual youtubers blew up in 2020, and as it is a Japanese thing, their threads are in /jp/. Virtual youtuber threads have been in there for a while, but the interest was so niche that not many people even knew it existed until Hololive and Nijisanji started inclining during 2020, which is when /jp/ stopped being a dead board due to all the newfags who found their home in the new threads, constantly bumping out touhoushitter threads

If this gme shit actually causes the banks to eat the loss as collateral, is it actually going to hurt their share price? I literally JUST bough C

new
>>26962186
>>26962186
>>26962186

>>26961621
finally, something to replace it. At least the comfy cam threads are still up.

AAAAAAHHH I FUCKING HATE NORMIES GET THEM OUT WTFFF THIS PLACE SUCKS NOW

>>26956849
Fucking kek i wish i could talk to all the normies that i jewed into buying my covered calls that always expire worthless. Mostly just bots tho prob

>>26962213
I'm a crossboarding tourist, but I don't see how this could affect a bank's share price positively, while it is possible it could affect it negatively.
>>26962561
Touhou threads were all the same thing anyway, just people circlejerking over what other, cooler people posted a decade ago, trying to relive the golden days of /jp/.
This is a graph of... I think IP's in /jp/? I forgot what it actually was, it could be posts per hour or something. It shows the virtual youtuber crowd moving in though.
I'm shitting up the thread now so I'll stop

>>26931437
There was people demanding for investigations and arrests for the crash. There was really smart people in the occupy wallstreet movement. The media made them look like unemployed college hippies and normalfags that weren't paying attention believed the media. The same thing will happen with the gamestop stock holders. Media will paint them as the bad guys and the average normalfag will believe it. The game is rigged man. But cryptos, gold, and silver. Don't keep all your money in the bank. You can't trust the United States institutions or government.