/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26921372
bump

>>26921372
Yes. But we would definitely get sued.

>>26921372
yes

>>26921781
why?

>>26921786
cool.

Yeah we could, we could put all our money together, some may even say hedge it together into one sort of large fund.
We can then use this hedge-fund to buy large stakes in companies and manipulate the company to appease every one who contributed to the fund, investors you could say.

>>26921984
w-whoa

>>26921984
bro, I just want to buy SNK, you're thinking too big.

Imagine a 4chan autistic hedge fund.

>>26921984
That's too crazy, it would never work

>>26921984

>>26921984

>>26922148
think we'd only be able to get enough for a comany like blockbuster

>>26922510
we need to attract redditors to invest in our hedge fund.

>>26921984
forbidden knowledge

>>26921372
/biz/ should join /pol/ and buy a mercenary cia like Black Water and then invade some african island. You cab buy an amphibious assault ship for less han 200 M.

>>26921984
What would we call it? Clover Investments LLC?

>>26921372
yes, and it's pretty based

>>26922900
sounds like a good name

>>26922900
Autism Investments LLC

How about a smart contract decentalised hedge fund?

>>26923330
We need to think something.

Imagine 4chan being the majority stock holder of anime companies (for /a/), game studios (for /v/) and forcing them to do autistic 4chan OC material.

>>26921984
who would be the CEO?

>>26923105
No...It's gotta sound more professional, more legit, more exclusive. I got it -

Clover & Greene, LLC.

>>26921372
>biz
>money

>>26923528
We can just poll our decisions, like a greek city.

>>26921984
>>26922900
As we grow larger and larger it will be harder to appease the inv-estors in this fund of a hedge. We would take riskier and riskier positions in companies to keep the gravy train rolling.
No way will this blow up in our face.

>>26923603
yes
>>26923810
democracy-run companies

should try it on something like blockbuster (BLIAQ(, where there's not much at risk

>>26923827
we could even get so good we'll be able to short failing companies and it will make us tons of money haha

>>26921372
Yes but one of us might become a greedy asshole and feel he's the only anon worthy of leading it. Lord of the flies and crabs in the bucket mentality.

Better off just buying a football club and having them wear pepe shirts when they play. A real gaffer manages it but you'll bring 4chan cup to real life. Plenty of eastern european and greek clubs willing to wear a pepe shirt while doing nazi salutes. Especially seeing how close to bankrupt they are.

Worth a try. Kek might even see some red flags but our team still wins.

>>26923949
Imagine something like kickstarter but instead you buy the shares of a game company you want to buy.

Like a kickstarter hedge fund.

>>26922510
we could bring back raisinets and goobers

>>26921984
This guys crazy

>>26921372
it's called LinkPool newfag

You are ready have governance on dexes. Why not a similar structure for a decntralized hedge fund?

>Market cap: 600k
When will you learn

>>26924670
voting rights based on how much you money have pooled.

How about another meme coin. Decentralized autism coin

>>26923528
Make it into a DAO - Decentralized autonomous organization

>>26921984
Let's do it. Let's fucking do it.

i just thhought of a stupid but interesting option for this: buying 4chan itself. would it even be possible?

>>26925123
Yes, but then we would have to deal with everything that entails. Look up Kiwifarms if you want to see what free speech websites have to go through to stay up. No doubt Hiroshimoot is constantly juggling messages glowies and people trying to take the site down.

>>26922691
Memes are the solution. We must make dank memes to promote our hedgie wedgie.

>>26925599
Good, I mean, what's the worst that can happen, that you bought some stocks of some random failed company for lulz?

>>26921372
YES

Make hedge fund buy stocks with companies that exclusively produce chicken tenders, profit = big boy points. Have annual autism meeting 1 share = 1 good boy point. Be rich and buy more tendies

>>26922691
Memes are the solution. We must make dank memes to promote our hedgie wedgie.

>>26925327
we could probably find a way around having to go through that

So many are talking about Baex(#baex) now, but I started using the system just today. Can defi binary projects be profitable and transparent? Because this one looks nice with yahoo finance quotes source, a mathematical algorithm. There are too many stock indices as for me, hard to choose what to use

>>26925123
hiro won't sell the site
and the first person that would buy up 4chan would probably be the mail.ru owner

>>26925975
How?

One possibility...

>>26920050

>>26925071
BOOBA INC trading under BOBS

>>26921984
mad man

>>26923528
me, not you

>>26922890
/pol/ is just larpers
Should be /k/ instead, then we can cut the prices of guns and have em bring their own
Who wants to expand on this idea

>>26921984
That's...insane.

>>26926250
we could try to find a way to keep him here dealing with that

>>26923528
mootkins of course

>>26921984
>Company wildly buys random stocks
>Autists sent to hype it up
>Dump

>>26924166
that exists already, forgot the name

>>26924130
This sounds pretty good too

i think we should go for blockbuster if we actually do this since it's bankrupt, but still has cheap buyable stock. would be a good test run before trying bigger things

>>26923528
The /pol/ mummy poster from 2015. I think he would make an excellent market facing representative for our fund

>>26921372
HOLY SHIT BUMP

>>26921372
yes didn't we tryand buy an aircraft carrier once

yes BLOCKBUSTER is gonna be the place for frenz ,

>>26926302
If the memes are dank enough, I suspect Elon Musk and other wealthy memesters may get involved for shits and giggles (and profit).

>>26924902
Clowncoin. Every coin is a honk. HONK HONK

Yes, let's make a Minecraft server(or several) that we meet in. We talk about which small-cap company to 'invest' in. Server will be run 24/7 and the company name will be written on signs for late attendees to see.
If one Minecraft server is taken down, we all hold identical copies of a world server that's uploaded to some decentralized cloud service. The map is refreshed every 10 minutes.

welcome to /biz/buster

>>26922900
Too real for me buddy, but I'd buy into it.

>>26927502
Barely anyone donated. We should all start a 4chan company and then we can buy an Aircraft Carrier.

sneeds llc

>>26927682
very likely elon would get involved given his history

Theoretically, let's say someone owned a rather large percentage of Gamestop now... Could that someone force the company put one cute bikini model in each store of a single state?

>>26921984
What a brilliant idea

blockbuster will be our puppet

>>26927704
Yes. We must meet in an autistic virtual world.

What if we met in a dead MMO and bought stocks in whatever company owns it? Word would spread that wealthy retards are using it and the stocks would go up.

>>26927878
Asking for a friend obviously...

>>26927973
we can revive a dead-ass game

>>26927973
Star Wars Galaxies is pretty a good dead hangout.

>>26928035
>>26927973
worlds dot com
it's obscure, creepy enough to ware off the masses but it's run by a single guy in his house

>>26928167
We need first to make some 4chan hedge fund meme.

>>26928322
i remeber seeing a thing about that before, would be more interesting to make a fake one to revive some dead-ass game and put the real one somewhere like that

>>26922900
Sneed's Feed & Seed

All under $100 Million. With some fundamentals

What size are we targeting?

>>>/g/79932793

/g/ thread to discuss our website.

>>26928035
But which one should it be? Gaiaonline? Worlds.com?

Would probably be cheaper and legally easier to do this with a non public company if it could be organized. If we want a public company, we'd still have to form a hedge fund sort of organization anyways to legally and logistically pull it off anyways.

>>26928954
Gaia online so we can blame those fags for everything.

>>26929407
yes, we can dump the blame on them if things go wrong there

Any ideas?

>>26929407
Still looks too active

>>26928336
Any ideas?

Haven and Hearth. We can customize the meeting hall and even paint our homes in there. If we build the town properly, chances of getting raided will be zero.

http://www.havenandhearth.com/portal/
Let's fucking do it.

>>26929610
we need to discuss more, maybe a some form of "meme general" on /biz/ were we larp as some hedge fund managers.

>>26921901
Because market manipulation is a federal crime

>>26929996
>sonic autist pool their money to buy Sega
>oh wow, is market manipulation
???

>>26921984
I'll design the logo

>>26929996
how is buying a company through their stock market manipulation

>>26929913
And if one of our characters get killed we can just respawn lol. It's not like stats really matter if we're just using it the game as a place to chat.

>>26921984
Maybe we could e-even short stocks instead of investing

>>26921984
dangerously baste

>>26921372
>>26921984
>>26923827
>>26924109
Top kek, best thing I've read all day

>>26929913
>>26930274
>one of the forum sections is named "The Moot"
it was meant to be

Can we work together to buy capcom so we can force them to make that vampire lady show her big boobies in the resident evil game?

>>26921781
we dont act like a group you fucking idiot. we are all a huge number of individuals that purchase a nice looking stock. that's all. that stock would probably not be shorted so it would not be gme scenario.

>>26921984

Autists unite

Welcome to our 4chan hedge fund.

We specialize in buying videogame companies and force them to make good games, which creates huge benefits to our holders.

So tell me anon, what can we do for you?

>>26930461
I'll get started building a safe village just in case we choose to discuss things there. I know a bit about village safety and making hang-outs unraidable under the current system.

>>26930523
capcom's too big for us to get right at the start, need to focus on bankrupt and smaller companies

>>26924109
You've become the very thing you sought to destroy!

Let's just buy alot of pink sheets. I'm seeing some for as low as 50k with positive cash flow

NEXT MOON SHOT AFTER DOGE: HOLOCHAIN (HOT)

- First massive decentralized internet launching soon
- Mozilla Firefox partnership in the works
- Works without using centralized datacenters owned by big co.
- 100% powered by the little people.
- Big co will no longer have the ABILITY to mute, ban & censor us.
- 3,000+ moonboys already own a HoloPort server.

#holochain #hot #peoplepower

>>26930523
That's small-picture thinking. The hedgerows of funds will grow due to compound interest, and we can take Square Enix and force them to make a Final Fantary 7 Remake Remake with an extra large titted Tifa.

Guys, you should help me. I can’t understand why NFT is so popular now??? How it works?

Checked Twitter yesterday, everyone is talking about Poolz and their new system, I can’t even get what is it? Sorry, I am idiot

>>26931045
get out of here shill

>>26923810
I said something similar the other day an got called a Reddit fag so in my anger I'm going to call you a Reddit fag
Go back Reddit fag

>>26931069
>not getting them to make official porn or some other shit

>>26929996
retard

>>26923827
>>26924109
that was implied, your post added nothing. congratulations, you're retarded.

>>26921984
holy fuck how has no one thought of that?

>>26930924
Unironically, we can just call the company
Based Inc.
It has more meme potential than anything else.

You guys are joking but that's literally what the pros like Buffet do, whenever there's an opportunity they buy large shares in a company (maybe enough to get into the board) and votes into stupid shit until everyone else gets annoyed enough to buy their share at a premium.

>>26926758
fig, and im pretty sure he was directly referencing that

>>26927973
Rucoy Online, for mobile or computer (with bluestacks emulator) you can private message people. Let's raid the game lol

Let's buy 9gag
Redirect the 4chan domaln to the 9gag site
At some day with this internet censorship they will want to take down 4chan.
But instead they take down 9gag.
We prevail.

Here's the main Haven and Hearth discord if anyone's interested:
discord dot gg/WkU6wEPW7Z

>>26932479
>discord
i think that might put 99% of people off

>>26932124
we're not using some shit mobile game

just thought of a meme company we actually could try: MySpace

>>26929996
buying shares to get control of the company is literally the most strait laced reasons to buy stock.

>>26933015
I like this idea.

>>26929996
rule of law is dead

>>26930924
i want you to buy out nintendo and make them create exclusively pikmin sequels

>>26934428
>>26930924
also pay everyone to stop making console exclusive games please im begging you

>>26934428
>>26934550
both impossible

>>26921372
tgram - clairvoyanceguild

>>26930408
Truly baste

>>26931270
naw thats gross and auxiliary id rather just see big jiggling tits in a video game

Hey guys, just saying... if Sears had gone online with it's Sears Catalog back in the 90's, they would be competing with Amazon right now.

>>26937440
likely they would've beat amazon