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/biz/ jokes thread

>> No.26908777

>>26908637
Your portfolio

>> No.26908985

>>26908637

god i hate women

>> No.26909106

>>26908637
Who would regard this as a joke

>> No.26909205

>>26909106
You will never pass.

>> No.26910232

>>26908637
i dont get it.

>> No.26910466

>>26908637
woman CEOs

>> No.26910593

Women are objectively smarter than men

>> No.26910703

>>26908637
>tfw no dumb gf

>> No.26910729
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26910729

>>26908637

>> No.26911192

>>26910729
I dont get it?

>> No.26911325

>>26910729
this and the thread from the guy selling gamer girl piss are the two most epic biz moments ever

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>>26909205
>>26911192

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>> No.26911568

>>26908637
fucking reddit nigger get off my board

>> No.26911580

>>26911192
OP conned a scammer out of $40,000

>> No.26911600

>>26911192
you don't get it because you're too new to have ever seen the shit UI for OTC orders on 0xproject.
scammer got scammed

>> No.26911620

>>26908637
>>26910703
Get yourselves a normie gf, boys. They are so much better than the damaged goods that hang out online. Don't fall for the manic pixie meme, all they do is cheat

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>>26911533
A classic

>> No.26912341

>>26908985
seems like one of the better respones a woman can give

>> No.26912616

>>26910466
Keked and checked

>> No.26912840

>>26908637
Based and yaypilled

>> No.26913111

>>26908637
looking at this image just awakened a very deep sadness in me, God im miserable

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>>26913111

>> No.26913355

>>26912041
kek

>> No.26913572

>>26913111
Don't worry he's just texting to his twink bf. Nothing you don't want.

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26914941

>>26911533
oh lordy

>> No.26915508

>>26910593
see this is how we know you poltards are out en masse today, you all love to say this lazy stupid trigger shit
because you didn't get enough attention as a child or something so the (you)s fill that void for a few seconds
only no one here cares about what you care about
go back to pol and farm (you)s from each other, leave us to our moneymaking. Please.

>> No.26915889

>>26915508
>pol
>/pol/ never browses /biz/
>pretending to be angry oldfag that "wants their board back"
lurk more newfag

>> No.26916564
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26916564

>>26915889
no you always have but never this many
GO BACK
REDDITORS GO BACK TOO
THIS IS A FUCKING CRYPTO BOARD

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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26917075

Bump. Surely /biz/ has some funny caps and memes to offer? Is /biz/ really this boring?

>> No.26917394

>>26908985
Of course, because you're a gay homosexual faggot.

>> No.26918416

>>26917075
I guess nobody print and saves them

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>>26913111
Sick digits tho bro

>> No.26920527

>>26908985
Shes cute I love her

>> No.26920667

>>26908985
Just shut up for a second and close your eyes and imagine you have a happy simple gf

>> No.26920930

Are you fucking kidding? /biz/ puts out unfettered KINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

>> No.26921108

>>26920930
I mean look at this shit. What kind of deranged autist takes hours out of their day to craft this shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5OeVSiisLU

We do.

>> No.26921468

>>26915508
t. never spent more than 10 minutes on /pol/

>> No.26921482
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26921482

>steals from the poor
>gives to the rich
They should add s to their name.

>> No.26921533

>>26908637
very cute

>> No.26921599

>>26908985
have sex

>> No.26921804

>>26912341

simp faggot

>> No.26921951

>>26921599

dilate. oh and then kys

>> No.26922667

@26915508
Sorry anon, fresh out of (you)s today.

>> No.26922999

>>26922667
Go back to twitter

>> No.26923259

@26922999
Checked!

>> No.26924178
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Holy FUCK it is reddit in here

>> No.26924298

>>26922667
JOURNO IDENTIFIED! LAUGH AT THE FAGGOT GUYS! HE JUST GOOGLED "4chan lingo" THEN MADE A POST

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>>26913111
PUSH IT BACK INSIDE, WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT. WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT, SOME DAY, ANY DAY NOW!

>> No.26924785

>>26916564
cmon nigger its always been a crypto board
but once people realize stonks are shit tier then they will come here for advice

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26924907

haha stocks go up and stocks go down lol

>> No.26926888

>>26908637
redpilled reply