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>>26902224
Do you have a basement?

>>26902287
Yes.

>>26902224
Which country?

>>26902224
Do you have a basement?

>>26902224
Melt it into floor tiling and use it as your flooring.

Convert it to gold and hide it in a sock?

>>26902224
Do you have a basement?

>>26902333
secretly build a second basement and reinforce it

open front door

>>26902384
America

>>26902426
This will be considered

>>26902333
Buy a safe. The kind that needs to be installed by a team and get it bolted down to concrete slab your house rests on.

>>26902426
Ya or leaf everything in it like trump does with Gold.

>>26902505
Then the install team comes to my house and robs me when the time comes. Dumb idea.

>>26902426
this sounds legit as fuck.

>>26902224
Rent a storage unit. Problem solved.

>>26902224
If you have the money, hire a trusted contractor to build you a safe-room in your basement. Say you want it because you're a paranoid schizo prepper.

Melvin capital buy you some silver too?

>>26902224

buy gold instead.

1m gold can be carried in a backpack.

Take it to an exchange coming soon where you can exchange silver bars for crypto.

Read about Ainsley Brisbae from Australia as an example.

>>26902224
bury it then mark it on a map with an x

>>26902224
if your house is old enough you should have some space underneath your floorboards intended for ventilation

>>26902333
Then secret room in or under the basement.
Based

>>26902224
Depends on the building you are in most houses are build around 300kg/m^2 so you would be fine spreading around 100kg/m^2 evenly around the house without causing (a lot of) damage. If you store a lot in one place keep it close to load bearing walls or else your floor wild bend

>>26902426
Who is he hiding it from, wile e coyote?

>>26902224
What's your address?

>>26902587
>needs the quiet part said out loud
you kill them after the job is done, duh

Dig a large hole underneath your home

>>26902224
I can help, but I need your name, address, and SSN

>>26902224
Send it to me, I'll store it for you.

>>26902224
Why do you have a mil in silver but a small house?

>>26902617
Are those insured?

>>26902760
This will be considered.

>>26902735
This OP
We need more information so we can help you

>>26902224
Here's how you do it, sell the silver, and buy 1m worth of gold instead, which only weighs 33 pounds.

>>26902224
I imagine you could rent a vault in Singapore or Switzerland relatively cheaply.

>>26902690
ranjesh why did you save this bizarre picture

>>26902224
Here's what you do.
First you will need to actually purchase it. That's the easy part.
Then you melt it all down and pour the liquid silver into a phallic mold.
When it cools off, just shove it up your mom's worn out asshole

>>26902617

>>26902824
Big house would be too obvious anon

>>26902224
could you imagine what that would look like in a house fire kek? just a giant melted puddle of silver

>>26902224
if your house sets on fire the silver will melt

store it in a bank where its safest

>>26902224
Put it in your walls dry wall around it

>>26902224
bury that shit in your yard

>>26902224
make a house out of it

>>26902224

>>26902916
Not with todays inflation. 33 pounds of gold is only $751,548

>>26902798
This seems pretty legit.

>>26902224
https://survivallife.com/hidden-storage-solutions/
so this is a brief on how to hide water.....water is heavish like silver

some other ideas is to build a table out of it. then you place a boards around it. put a thing shit on top and call it a table.
silver doesnt go bad so hiding it in the walls or something in your basement isnt a horrid idea.

what state and city are you in?
do you have some arms to protect your shit?

>>26902437
>Convert it to gold and hide it in a sock?
This

>>26902224
Buy a lot of Safes

>>26902224
tear down a wall (small, not load-bearing)
build a new wall with your silver and put some drywall on it

>>26902839
Would have to talk to you homeowners insurance company. They would insure you for that. it's gonna cost ALOT.

>>26902224
I've always wanted secret hidden room built into somewhere of my home. Maybe a tunnel from your basement that leads to a buried bunker. If you have a mil to invest into silver, you could probably swing that.

>>26902600
It's gonna sound weird when you walk.

>>26902224
>make statue of self holding a battle axe
>put in middle of living room
>be a god in your own world
>too heavy to steal

>>26902587
Just tell them you're going to use it to store your bad dragon collection

Send some to me

>>26902498
Consider storing some of it in Bronc Boxes.

>>26902984
>he doesnt know

>>26902224
put it in a chest in the floor and poor concrete on top.

>>26902224
You could store that all in bitcoin with a simple mnemonic phrase. But enjoy lugging those bags of rocka around kek.

Remember to arm yourself afterwards

Bury it in your yard and then build a shed over it