/biz/ - Business & Finance

Don't care, nice ass.

>>26891164
Just buy ETH and hold, it's that easy

>>26891164
Anyone that knows shit about finance doesnt even buy stocks, they just get a etf portfolio they never look at for the next 40 years

>>26891164
>self inflicted lordosis

I have no idea, i used to hold some link and now RLC, the only reason i do buy them its because the memes are funny

>>26891164
you only need to be experience and tuned in for scalping and day trading. Other than that, if you have the margin, literally buy sound stocks when theyre down and sell after they go up. Literally.

>>26891164

god women are so beautiful its the fucking bane of my existence aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>26891164
90% of this board lose money at fomoing and buying random things.
You are not alone fren.

>>26891164
Shit on my face

>>26891164
do women enjoy anal for real or is it just a meme to make small dick guys feel better about themselves?

>>26891164
Started with crypto somewhere in August last year, still have no clue wtf I'm doing but I went from 5k to 30k so I think I'm doing something right. What I can tell you though is to stay away from stocks, too many (((thems))) there and you'll never win. There are winners and losers there just like with crypto, except only (((hey))) win and you only lose. With crypto it's different. Just jump on the latest bandwagon that looks like legit, not some obvious pajeet rug pull and then pray.

I know enough to know that unless you live and breathe trading then you just buy and hodl.
Options, shorting, whatever is just gambling only you aren't at the casino and there are no free drinks

>>26891164
>Is wall street jargon all a scam?
No, but value investing has become really out of touch with reality.

>>26891164
>Do you guys actually know anything about trading or economics or do you just look at the graphs and pray?
hey melvin do you know anything about economics or do you only make money by cheating?

>>26891164
I just buy based on how good the memes are. I haven't lost money yet.

>>26891765
Well, a lot of hedgies are going to experience anal tomorrow. And I don't expect them to like it

>>26891164
>do you just look at the graphs and pray?
no, i praise kek with every investment

>>26891164
I'm a statistician. Nuff said.

>>26891164

>>26891164
just buy GME faggot

Economics? What the fuck? Trading stocks is gambling son, you just place your chips on the table and pray.

>>26891164
Yes that's why 90% of my money is in Ireland domiciled passive broad market ETFs.

>>26891164
I just invest in shit I think will go up and avoid stuff I think will go down. My graph is moving in the right direction so it works well enough.

im not a good father
im not a good gambler either
started at the tender age of 12 gambling money on cards during family dinners
kept at it losing more money at dices with friends
now im flushing more and more on imaginary numbers and graphs
i had to move back with mommy but at this point i cant just stop

buy low
HODLLLLLL
sell

simple as

>>26895344
Gambling's only a problem if you lose. Imagine not cheating, always cheat. Cheat cheat cheat. Consume the rubes.

>>26895344
I'm a bad father, but to me, being a good gambler was better than being a good father.
The slots? that's a machine I understand. Roullette? That's something I can get my head around. Sending my kids to daycare all year round (summer included).
I'm sitting there, Blackjack, these guys at the table were my family.
Can't win if you don't play is what I tell my son.

You're fucking dumb if you think you need an education for anything these days. Everything you need to know you can just read up on internet. My friend is an engineer, never studies a bit of finance and has been trading succesfully now for over an year just by following stuff on internet.

>>26895044
So you just look at the graph? Do you read any of the stats on yahoo finance? Or understand what they mean?

And how do people predict based on qualitative indicators when a stock will go up? Like I always hear that a company got a new CEO or something and I fail to connect how that means it's suddenly more valuable.

>>26891663
god i wish i could still be as blue pilled as you

>>26897259
I don't think it's that simple though. Sure you can look up what a term you do not understand means, but like with anything, unless it's rock bottom basics, you'll just be lead down a rabbit hole of looking for more and more definitions because the definition of whatever you were looking up in the first place was nontrivial.

>>26891164
In the past I liked booba and ass, but nowadays my eyes go straight to the feet.

>>26891765
girls with short vaginas or tight vaginas enjoy anal more because it hits better

>>26897561
Peak retard.

>>26897734
>but nowadays my eyes go straight to the fee
its normal. I used to be a booba guy, then ass, now its legs and feet. a girl with ugly feet(ex. flat) are a no no
embrace the increasing test

>>26891164
just wait for the line to start going up

>>26891164
>post grill in leotard
>she's of legal age

>>26897348
No I don't do much reading. I really just go by feel. Some guidelines I try to work by though:

1. Don't buy shares of old companies unless you have good reason to believe they are doing something revolutionary.

2. Don't buy shares when a company is on a sharp upwards turn. Common sense tells me it's probably artificially high.

3. Think about what a company might do in the future, not what they are doing now. You have to be ahead of the market, which means roleplaying as a company and guessing what they may do before they announce it.

4. General logic. I bought US agriculture when tariffs seemed to be on the horizon and yet prices weren't as high as I thought they should be. That worked out good in the end.

Peter Lynch once said if you spend 13 minutes a year on economics, youve wasted 10 minutes.

>>26891164
Guys I'm trying to imagine but what would the smell be like?

>>26891164
10/10 would breed.

>>26891164
just do research and use common sense. read a companies 10q. makes me bank

>>26891658
/fit/ is leaking

>>26891164
post more of her

>>26891663
99% of women are hideous. Don’t even want to look at them.

>>26891164
i fapped to her the other day

>>26891164

I learned trading at 16. I live in the NYC metro so I assume most people knew it. Turns out most people are idiots and scared of investing

>>26891164
i lost so much money, i'm an expert on what not to do now

>>26891164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAQA_29Htts this pretty much describes investing also stop posting coomer pics

>>26892314
You said absolutely nothing.

>>26897469
remember those days anon?

>>26891164
holy shit I want to lick her feet

>>26891164
Built for BBC.

>>26891164
I traded for about 15 years, enjoyed it really maybe the first two. Now I research and accumulate. Haven't sold a share of anything in years, but never stopped buying. It's a way better way of life IMO. But research..., yeah, that means actual work.

>>26891164
I let my supreme intuition guide me

>>26894828

No need to overthink it

>>26891962
this

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

>>26891962
The ugly lipstick ruins it

>>26894828
BASED KAIJI NIGGER

>>26899794
After losing money every possible way you can, I invented a few new ones I'm pretty sure.

You can get really deep into theory, but if you just buy an SP 500 index fund and wait a decade, you'll easily beat inflation or a savings account. I recommend just waiting for a big dip, get in for a few years, and get out when things are at an all time high, repeat.

Btw, /biz/ wants you to buy shitcoins, ignore them

>>26891164
No one knows anything here or on Reddit; it's all hype and momentum.

>>26891164
Traded fx for 2 years and in profit well but ngl it’s been a rollercoaster of ups and downs. Can read charts pretty well using ichi.
Invested in crypto because of biz and made straight bank.
Not gonna fucking sell.
Love you all

>>26891164
>I never studied finance in college.
Mate they wouldn't have taught you anything useful anyway. Just learn the basic ta patters, go through all of the tools on your trading platform and search their use on YouTube, read basic economics by Thomas sowell, look up how derivatives work and really try to conceptualise it and lurk on /biz/. Through repetition this should just come naturally if you're an intuitive thinker. I started investing early last year and I've turned $5k into over $40k so far (20yo) still learning, plenty of more money to be made.

>>26891164
nice feet and ass
I have a bunch of money that I inherited and my jew financial advisor manages it. I only started trading myself yesterday and I only bought meme stocks. studied economics but no clue about finance.

>>26897561
believe me bro, investing is the easiest and most accessible way to make money fast, especially in this day and age. It's purposefully made to look difficult.

>>26902879
how tf you gonna have milkers that big? in a pandemic?

>>26903154
not living in a third world shithole helps

>>26903374
it's irresponsible

>>26894828
based kaiji

>>26903564
not really, like I said food shortages aren't a thing here in the civilized world

>>26891164
It's worth reading about, but I've read so much and am in so deep that I know I still know nothing.

It's the code of the matrix anon. It's all overengineered instruments and jargon. Once you understand it, you begin to understand how you might beat it.

>>26897348
>>26898944

To add to this, learn what the company is actually doing. And I mean LEARN. You have to think about whether it is realistically possible for them to do it, and whether they have the people to pull it off. Screw market analysts.
The big buys can be found this way. To this day I regret not buying into AMD when it was at $2 back in 2016. I would have been shitting into a gold-plated toilet today.
Also, look at stocks that are low-priced. Sure, low-risk, low-gains, but it's easier to take off without risking a fortune.
Although I will say this - DO NOT GO INTO TRADING FOR A QUICK BUCK. Think long-term. High frequency trading and all the Wall Street bullshit will be rigged against you if you're hoping to make bank on the dip or on a sudden peak.

>>26891164
I just invest for fun. I consider all money that is invested as gone. I think of it like buying pokemon trading cards. If it goes up in value, cool, but I just like collecting for fun.

>>26904734
>Although I will say this - DO NOT GO INTO TRADING FOR A QUICK BUCK.

In other words this GME thing was a once in a lifetime deal I missed out on and I'm fucked?

I mean maybe if you have 5 figures to invest you can actually make something but I have about $2000 to throw at this so it'll do fuck all in a decade. And in a decade I'll be fucking old.

>>26905328
No. There is always a "once in a lifetime" deal around the corner. They happen every once in a while. Get in when the stock is low, and enjoy the ride once they take off. You just need to be patient, calm and wise.
What is unique about this is that it can bankrupt Wall Street. It is quite possible everyone involved will lose all their money. For us it's tree-fiddy. For them it's EVERYTHING.

>>26905328
Dude, bitcoin's first peak was not even five years ago. Of course they will not appear everyday, but the market always has some windows of opportunity from time to time.
Last march, most stocks went REALLY down, now some of them are at 4x the price.
Also, oil price went negative for the first time in history last year too.
I don't think you can live off the market by just investing at the start because it takes time to pay off. So, the best start (And the one I pretend to follow) is to get a good/decent paying job and invest on those windows of opportunity from time to time, never too much tho.

>>26905217
This is a good attitude. If you tilt - if you think "I'll make it all back on this stock!" - then you really need to step back and cut your losses. This is how you lose everything to your name.

>>26906250
Last short squeeze was a decade ago. After this they'll probably regulate this out the ass to put constraints on retail investors.

>>26891164

I honestly don't even look at the graphs

I'm pretty experienced
my strategy is to click buy close tab jerk off reopen tab click buy close tab jerk off reopen tab click buy close tab jerk off reopen tab then sell
works everytime

>>26906839

Hm, that's real good advice. That mentality was creeping up on me