/biz/ - Business & Finance

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch

I've lost count, is that 19 or 20 halts today?

AFTER HOURS KIKES BETTER NOT FUCK US

If dubs then it will hit $1.5k tomorrow

>>26888950
It's kike magic. Look at volume, no different from previous minutes it's just kikes trading between each other to make holders panic. Well, fuck them

>>26890238
I think it's the 20th, but I'm not sure.

What does democracy or authoritarianism mean to these international hyenas ?

>>26890099
>HOLD HOLD >HOLD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26890234
Cover your shorts

/BIZ/MEN I BEG YOU

TELL ME HOW TO GET IN ON THIS FROM BONGLAND, I AM BUT A HUMBLE RETARD SO LEAST PAINFUL I BEG

BONDS FOR THE BONDS GOD!

>>26890262
Kek

>>26890239
They have 3 hours to short as hard as they can
Price drop overnight to huge boost tomorrow

Ta, da, da, da, da, da, whoo
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
He takes a wee percentage
But I'm not greedy
I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good
What a guy, ha-ha, Monsieur Hood!

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid!

So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad!
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!
He's mad, he's really mad!
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart
Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to staaa...

BUY THE DIP

For visibility. There was a gigantic buy right before trading was halted.

>>26890099
Retard. They can walk the price down on almost no volume after hours. This happened yesterday and will happen today. The RH can justify selling more of your shares for your own good at opening bell.

Hold on to stocks, you must. Maximum pain you must endure.

>>26890099
So what can we expect for tonight and tomorrow?

My trading account got approved too late. Can I still get in on this shit tomorrow morning? I am entirely willing to burn money.

So won't the shorts be closing their positions by buying BUT then immediately selling so quickly that you won't have time to react to the change? If they don't do it all at once = no giant boost, right?

WHAT JUST HAPPENED????? STOCK PRICE HASN'T CHANGED AND MY CALL JUST DOUBLED???? AAAAHHH I'M FREAKING OUT

SHOW ME YOUR HODL FACES

lads
how can i buy without having to wait 2 days
i want this dip

STONKS FOR THE STONK THRONE!

>>26890099
remember anons, you havent lost anything as long as you havent sold

I thought this was a sure thing, looks like I’ve fucked it. Will sell first thing in the morning and cut my losses

New Ben Garrison icymi

>>26890234
HEDGIE SHORTY
HAS NO HEIGHTY
HE CANT FIGHT
WITH MIGHTY WHITEY

HEDGIE SOLD STOCK
HE DIDN'T OWN
SOON HAS TO SELL
HIS THIRD BEACH HOME

HEDGIE RAGES
FOR ALL TO SEE
CRIES ITS NOT FAIR
ON CNBC

HEDGIE BARGAINS
HEDGIE PLEADS
HOLDERS UNMOVED
BY OBVIOUS SCHEMES

HEDGIE DESPERATE
PLEASE JUST SELL
SOON HE'LL ROPE
AND GO TO HELL

going to be a millionaire tomorrow, feels good bros

>Literal last minute halt

>>26890403
freetrade

>>26890524
That's not how you close a short position, anon.
Look into what shorting actually is, then look into naked shorting to understand how you can even short 120% of a stock.

>>26890541
>>26890459

DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUE

THE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIME

SHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFORE

DO. NOT. SELL.
NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.
IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHARE

BUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENS

FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ UP ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZE
DON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEK
THE SHORT SQUEEZE ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS

>>26890492
it's never too late to crash the fucking market WITH NO SURVIVORS

http://isthesqueezesquoze.com

THE SQUEEZE HAS NOT HAPPENED YET. THE MARKETS ARE BEING FUDDED BY JEWISH TRICKS TODAY.

WHAT HAPPENED TODAY IS CALLED A "SHORT LADDER."

TL;DR IT IS A JEWISH TRICK. IGNORE IT.

The fact of the matter is that (((they))) HAVE INCREASING PRESSURE to buy 130+% of what they're holding TOMORROW. If they don't THEY ALSO START OWING INTEREST.
They literally can't if we dont sell. The price now is irrelevant.

Tomorrow will be a "gamma squeeze" which will spike the price. DO NOT SELL when this happens.

The longer we hold, the more (((they))) have to pay on interest. The longer we hold, the higher OUR PRICE goes. We can literally fucking bankrupt banks if we hold long enough (if the hedgies cant pay, their broker has to, if their broker cant, their bank does)

IT WILL TAKE THEM SIX FUCKING DAYS TO COVER THEIR SHORTS. THAT ASSUMES THEY START TO COVER THEM TOMORROW. THE LONGER WE ALL HODL, THE MORE WE WIN.

THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE.
WE WIN.
WE. FUCKING. WIN.

HOLD.
THE.
LINE.

Today was rough on my sanity

>>26890492
god i would fuk u sweet litle boiy

how tight ur pusey?

i will give u stock for pic ok??

>>26890403
Install Freetrade on your phone

The US market has closed now though and won't open until 2:30pm UK time tomorrow

>>26890459
Noted, they could probably play these games today but it doesn't look like they had much success and cost the market a huge amount of credibility. Tomorrow is a different story, they'll be in it to save themselves, panic rising as the final hour looms.

>>26890262
it's the little things

>>26890270
>kike magic

It's not even that sophisticated, they're just blitzing micro-trades to pull the price down because they know plebs are being blocked from submitting new buy orders

Will the shorts close tomorrow?

>>26890262
pahahaha

>sold 30 shares at a slight loss during the crash earlier. It honestly looked like the end.
>5 shares left
I'm setting my sell price at $5,000, but I'm ngmi am I?

Shorts don't have expiration date so Friday rumors are bullshit right? They could wait it out for as long as they want then?

>>26890753
Just enjoy the ride, friend.

Can you buy during after hours?

What are the alternatives to the trade sites that cucked out like Robinhood? I want to join in and screw the kike too.

>>26890688
And another

Fuck Kikes fuck niggers fuck hedgies

Buy more buy more buy more
HOLD HOLD HOLD

>>26890853
The shorts will never fully close.

how do u follow after hours

>>26890969
td ameritrade

if digits, 10k per share EOD Friday

>>26890882
>I'm setting my sell price at $5,000, but I'm ngmi am I?
How? They cancel my orders for being too high.

>>26890403
I used IG Trading, got instantly approved didn’t have any issues at all

>>26890882
>sold 30 shares earlier
you already didn't make it

daily reminder if you can't hold it you don't own it. They're just going to sell off your positions and laugh about to cover their shorts.
Buy crypto transfer off exchange on to your wallet. Buy real physical metals and store them yourself.

>>26890099
I bought 1 share of GME at $420. And just from that 1 share I'm down by over $200.

>>26890749
The line held, the ask is at $5000. The transmission will not be stopped. They will receive the message...

>>26890696
Telling people they have to wait an entire month, let alone two, for this to "moon" is retarded. This shit is already taking a toll on many people's mental health, me included. Once it gets to a considerable amount, it's time to sell, no waiting for months here

Fuck these fucking kikes, they don't want you to make it
FLIP THEM OFF FROM THE LAMBO
HODL

>>26890753

>>26890882
>It honestly looked like the end.
We TOLD you to wait until short day. Only your own fault if you didnt listen

>>26890585
PLEASE HELP ME
I BEG YOU

>>26890696
>FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES
If they let us

I've been following /biz/ for years and years but I've always been too poor to invest in anything. Seeing the constant antics was highly entertaining. Now that I have money, I thought I'd get in on this GME business but unfortunately I'm from Europe and have no idea how to invest in GME from Europe. You guys use a RobinHood app that is not available to us Europeans.

I guess since I'm too dumb to figure out the right app for Europe, I'm probably too dumb to think about investing.

At what point do we win if the shares are above $115?

>>26890882
You know the answer, paper hands.

when is this mooning u guys keep saying it will but it never did

cunts

>>26890903
They accumulate immense interest over time.

>>26890903
Yes but only if they want to start paying even more interest on top of having to buy back the shares.

>>26890256
reroll

>>26890234

>>26890903
friday must be a reference a gamma squeeze for options i assume? options expire but shorts don't. or maybe it's an estimate of how long they can pay interest on the borrowed shares they shorted

They're trying to frame (You) as a market manipulator.

>>26890753
ngl it's been pretty fucking fun watching it and shitposting from from a non-playing standpoint, haven't had this much fun in months.
t. /pol/

>>26891023
Can't tell you, anon. I did it around noon EST, maybe they've changed the limit.

>>26891130
we don't win until shares hit 1000

>>26890853
Some but not all, especially when they've doubled down

>>26890099
> trade has been shut down for your good, goy. Totally not because we’re on the hook for billions of shekels

>>26890099
I don't know about you, but I like this stock. I'm not gonna sell it.

>>26891108
You can use Revolut, friend. But it takes a while to get approved. (Literally got my trading account approved just before market close.)

>>26890753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbFpDJsLYOU
Come ride with us and embrace this mad reality. What is normal anyway?

>>26891023
set mine at 100k no problem, but since i've only got 1 stock i might be too small a fish to be worth the attention

>>26890234
HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY
HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY
>HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY
HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY
>HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY
HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY
>HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY
HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY
>HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY
HOES MAD BECAUSE HE DIDN´T BUY

>>26890262
>semi-protected already
reddit can't even vandalize pedowiki right

>REFORM THE LINE

YUH
YUH
YUH
YUH
YUH

>>26891064
Hurt durr I love hedgies and hate money

>>26890459
Me

>>26891053
hold my bully boy hold
PoomP tomorrow

>>26890234
Good.

>>26891053
what's happenning to him in that webm?

>>26890099
FUCK KIKES

>>26890580

shorts down to 97% someone will be covering this after hours

>>26890882
>sold 30 shares at a slight loss during the crash earlier
you dont deserve to make it

>They see me holdin' , they hatin'
>Manipulatin' and I catch 'em playin' dirty.
>I catch 'em playin' dirty,

>>26890524
They are already 'short' the stock, they are obligated to buy shares to exit the position, they cannot sell the shares they are buying because they don't own those shares.

When shorting a stock you borrow it from someone else and immediately sell hoping to buy in cheaper and keep the difference as profit.

>>26890685
I mean yeah they sold shares, so they have to buy them back. But won't they just immediately sell the shares they bought to close their positions?

>>26891271
Revolut? Approval? Eh, all right. I'll check it out. Thanks friend.

>>26891064
This

The average length of time a stock has been held in the past decade is 40 seconds. Do you think normie's will carry this momentum for 1-2 months.

>>26890749
I set 2 on RH to 5k because they wanna sell without permission. Other 2 on TD will go untouched. I owed the banks for 4 years and they took 5k from me last year. IT'S MY TURN.

>>26890843
I mean you didn't have to explain this in detail, that's pretty antisemitic of you.

KEEP SURGING IN THE AFTER HOURS. PUUUUUUUMP ET.

>>26891357
he sold

Should I buy a share for opening tomorrow on Fidelity? RH took my fucking money I can't use it to buy more.

>>26891314
>He didn't sell
Alpha Based

>>26890099
When does the next batch of short contracts close?

>>26891357
nerve gas

>>26891234
I did it around 7 AM EST.
>Order Canceled: Your limit price is significantly away from the current market price. Please adjust your order.

So looks like the chances of getting money from actual selling are getting slimmer whilst the chances of getting something from a lawsuit is increasing

will these have any chance at getting anything like what i would have got ?

>>26890256
I’ll reroll for you

BTW, there's not gonna be any squeeze tomorrow if the share price keeps dropping like this. By tomorrow it'll be below $100 and Citadel shorties got out yesterday but already reloaded shorts today again after Robinhood tanked the price.

>>26891473
>But won't they just immediately sell the shares they bought to close their positions?
No. The whole point of buying the shares back is to give them to the person who lent them out.

>>26891053
fucking breath in electricfying nerve gas

airborne electricity

only jews stoop this low

>>26890580

>>26891490
average is fucked because of trading bots though. look at average for actual people.

>Rerards freaking ITT
We have discussed at length that they are going to try to manipulate it as much as possible before the squeeze. It will be going down and up until the day of reckoning when they have to but it back so you should wait instead of sperging

>>26891357
(((Robinhood))) auto sold his shares

BOYS

The retail side is a sideshow. Other institutions are holding massive amounts of stock waiting for the spike and are probably going to force the shorters to liquidate entirely.
Citadel's board will be working as shoeshine boys by summer.

>Can't set limit higher than $1150

How are you guys setting it at $10,000?

Morgan Stanley on CNBC said they continue to favor value plays in materials and financials, as the re-opening trade still works.

The long thesis is still in tact on $CLF. Report from yesterday that Blackrock has increased position in $CLF to 15%, and is now holding 20,000 call options.

Very bullish for $CLF... solid buy.. Q4 earnings beat around the corner while Steel is over $1000 per ton

IT'S MY STONK AND I'LL HOLD IF I WANT TO
HODL IF I WANT TO
HODL IF I WANT TO
YOU SHOULD HOLD TOO JUST TO FUCK WITH THE JEW

>>26890589
>*sells your stock for $1 without your permission
Oy vey goyim, arent you glad I helped you out?

anyone have C Schwab? they allowing any buy in?

>>26891473
They sell a share and now have -1 shares.

They buy a share and now have 0 shares.

They have no shares to sell you're over thinking it.

They are buying shares to replace shares they borrowed.

>>26891800
HERE WE FUCKING GO

>>26891561
>he sold

>>26890403
Fellow britbong,

I first got trading212 but during the dip today they blocked all buys

I then went to Harlesdon Landsown or whatever the fuck its called and managed to get in, albeit not at the price I originally wanted to

>>26891832
STOP SHILLING CLF IN THE GME THREAD YOU TRANNY

>>26890882
>paper hand looking for sympathy
get out... GET OUT!

WHERE DO U BUY IN AUSTRALIA?!!!?
I obviously need something where I can get verified quickly can transfer funds in quickly too.

>>26891800
BREHS

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/robinhood-told-users-may-close-203726522.html

THREAD MOVING SO FAST NO ONE WILL KNOW IM MONKE

guys i can't set limit sell orders. they accept and immediately get cancelled

>>26891828
you cant set it, till good until cancelled

So what happens to Gamestop when this is all said and done? Help or hurt their business?

237 AH.

>>26891800
>nigger
gunna need a better source than that

>>26890099
GAME IS STILL ON!

IM NOT SELLING

About a week or two ago, I started educating myself on finance, investing, and the stock market. Looking at my company's 401k plan, IRAs, etc. I realized I was leaving a bunch of money on the table. I also realized how much value I was losing by just keeping my cash in savings account. This was all completely unrelated to the current fiasco, pure coincidence.

But then this shit happened, I went in a single share at $240, just for fun. This is one hell of an introduction to the stock market.

>>26891800
i bet each user is allowed to purchase 1 share. they'll offer to waive commissions on sale side trades of gme.

>>26891357
he sold his nerve gas

>>26891800
Big is true

>>26891995
MONKE ALONE WEAK
MONKEY TOGETHER FORM GALACTIC NATIONAL SOCIALIST EMPIRE

>>26891816
kek clean it up jew

>>26891995
HOW

>>26890580
This too, shall pass.

>>26891816
Isn't blackstone or one of the other jews also in deep? Granted they might be buying dips and selling the highs.

ROBINHOOD WILL LIKELY SHUT DOWN THIS WEEKEND

THEY WILL LEAVE YOU LOCKED OUT OF YOUR GAINS/FUNDS

YOU SHOULD CONSIDER SELLING TOMORROW I AM NOT MEMEING

I prank called gamestop and jews with my voice changer today

https://vocaroo.com/17QdKYm5kyUS
https://vocaroo.com/1cK9uG8jixvU

digits = 20k by friday

>>26891800
Here we fucking go bros. I'm so glad I didn't panic sell at the close

Anyone have the lotr meme "never thought i'd fight along side a redditer"?

WHICH US BROKERS HAVE INSTANT APPROVAL
I NEED TO BUY THE DIP

1000$ TOMORROW PEEPS DONT SELL

HOLD
HOLD
HOLD

So what should I do, I just set up a fidelity account. Should I buy a share at 200 or wait?

>>26892068
I hope you didn't sell

>>26890099
>After hours
WTF? Americans? What time does your market close?

>>26891952
didnt realize we lived in china

>>26892182
and how would you know that?

>>26890099
AH is Pump
PM till 6 is dump then one pump
PM proceeds to big dump
right? right? just fucking kill me already

>>26891800
So Melvin et al. shorted the shit out of Robinhood today by locking everyone out so they could cover their worst positions.

>>26890684
>>26890787
>>26891022
everytime someone asks this different platforms are always suggested

Robinhood Founder

ANYTHING CAN FUCKING HAPPEN NOW. KIKES WILL FIND A WAY TO STOP US FROM EVEN BEING ABLE TO SELL. HEDGIES WILL WALK THE PRICE DOWN WHILE BROKERAGES "PROTECT YOU" AND THE SQUEEZE WONT FUCKING HAPPEN AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

ROBINHOOD IS PREVENTING ME FROM CASHING OUT WHAT THE FUCK

I have $12,000 on the app but Robinhood says I have $0 available to transfer to my bank even though it's all cash

>420k shares sold to push it below 200
Who made money from the <$200 options? and does anyone have the screenshot of it?

Leon Cooperman? More like Leon COPERman!

should I buy gme? or is it too late if I haven't done it before

>>26890099
WHERE DO I BUY GME FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK WEBULL HASN'T CONFIRMED MY ACCOUNT YET AAAAAAA

>>26892190
not funny didn't laugh

>>26892182
STOP THE FUD YOU JEWISH RETARD

>>26891357

nerve gas used on him by robinhood agents after they sold his shares

>>26887875
Fuck that. They cant close all the positions. They would have had to borrow to close which means they tripled down on the shorts. If no squeeze happens tomorrow the NUMBERS ARE FAKE AND THE LAWYERS NEED TO GET INVOLVED.

>>26892252
Fuck no, my job pays six figures. I couldn't give less of a shit about $240.

>>26890749
>that url

>>26890234
Stale pasta.
>People will lose their homes
Good. Fuel their rage.

What is the current percentage of shorts? Has it updated yet after today?

>>26892253
>4pm normal close
>8pm after hours close
>4am premarket open
>9am normal open
After hours and premarket are essentially jew hours who buy\sell directly from their broker

Good night fellow investors. I will sleep like a baby knowing that they have to pay me a million per share.

I'm getting in, is fidelity still allowing GME purchases?

>>26891995
Is this real?

>>26892253
4 hours after poorfags are shut out

Can you transfer stocks to other brokers? I'm holding on Robinhood right now but I'm scared that they'll pull some shit when it's time to sell and I'll end up holding my humble bag in the end

Sign: https://www.change.org/sec-amend-13-f

Make the hedge funds report their shorts

>>26892479
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/transfer-stocks-out-of-your-robinhood-account/

$GME is mooning.
Missed the real thing?
$GAMR has you covered 14% of it is $GME.

The strength of men shall once again be tested

>>26892327
KIKED.COM

>>26891800
who the fuck is this twitterfag

>>26892182
I was going to do that anyways after what they did. The only stocks im going to keep with then are my AMC and my GME

can I still buy GME during AH?

Remember where we're going. Never forget

>>26892451
YES ANON MONKE IS HODLING

Can I still buy on ETrade? Where should I go if not??

>>26892014
Thx bro

>>26890262
>was
based

>>26892322
what a fag

>>26892322
>limited buys
Fucking cocksuckers.

>>26892322
NOOOOO NOT THE RICHERINOS NOOOO

>>26890580
AAAAAAAAAA

>>26892556
You can set orders, basically
>Buy this when it opens up
But it's subject to the price at open, not at close, I believe

>>26890256
Heh....this is my first form, $1k.....aaaaaahhhhhhhh.....and now.....a step higher to $2k......aaaaAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......and this.....is to go even......FUTHER.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $3k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26892412
Hearsay has it it's like 120%

where should i buy silver in the UK

>>26890541
options are massively illiquid. you're unlikely to get a trade executed at that price, but, it's set by where the last trade executed. you should probably know all about this before you buy even one option contract, you know.

WeBull has to approve me before I can buy anything on it. I can't buy GME ANYWHERE.

Just butt fuck my life, man. They really fucked us over.

>>26892556
yes. if your broker allows it. ive been doing it with fidelity

>>26890908
This, $1000 down and I didn't bat an eye. Nothing matters in the clown world

>>26890234
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I'm going all in for NAKD. I might be exposed I don't give a shit.

Let this be a lesson to have a boomer broker and not some millenial play thing.

Uh huh.

>>26890580

>>26890234
Please, I can only get so erect

>>26891800
>(((limited buys)))
You are only allowed 1 share goyum otherwise you might hurt yourself.

Could somebody share that link which lists all brokers that allow GME?

>>26892322
>all those tweets
kek he realized they fucked up bad

>>26892322
(((limited buys)))

>>26890099
Does anyone else think all the rigging they are doing with the market will spike buttcoins again?

>>26892680
Better than nothing though. Moving on from RH after this regardless.

>>26891108
I got approved on eToro instantly, but they did disable opening positions for about an hour today

>>26890256
reroll nigga

>>26892018
Difficult to say. Fresh shareholders will excercise their interest in different ways. This might lead to a new business strategy and restructuring going forward. They're getting a lot of exposure and therefore a lot of loyalty for a hired gun.

>>26892548
based nigger

>>26892612
Fidelity.

>>26887875
How did they do this on ~50MM volume? That means the short funds were the only people buying today. I still think Biden and Co. used Yellen to press on the funds to lock out retail. That gave the institutions shares they could lend to cover their worse positions. But that is just doubling down again. Its like they can't unwind anything, just try to kick it down the road until the news dies down.

Webull supports after hours trading for free

https://blog.robinhood.com/news/2021/1/28/an-update-on-market-volatility

Robinhood statement

>>26892771
>>26892771
>>26892771

>>26892196
I regret I couldn't panic buy at the close.

>>26892725
Atkinsons bullion

>>26891357
he shorted GME

>>26891995
based monke

>>26892317
>everytime someone asks this different platforms are always suggested
are you a tourist to /biz/? there are a bunch of different brokers. i'm an /smg/ regular, we post our portfolios and discuss stocks every day, and even in a single country people use different brokers

amerifats mostly use robinhood but also use fidelity, webull, TD ameritrade, IBKR, charles schwab

brits use T212, freetrade, plus500, IBKR, revolut, HL and others

euros use revolut, etoro, T212, others....

i mean this is normal, there's a not a single broker everyone uses

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>>26892756
>roblox
oh yeah baby, give me that dpo bitch

>>26892756
>leverage
Nope, playing with my crypto gains faggot.

>>26892756
>Jews shut it down
>Get better!

>>26890853
WE WILL NEVER LET THEM CLOSE

>>26890580

https://blog.robinhood.com/news/2021/1/28/keeping-customers-informed-through-market-volatility

Is this kike trickery? Apparently they're going to open up again tomorrow.

>>26892366
Yes buy up through Tuesday.

>>26890580

>>26892411
>>26892465
>After hours trading is actual real trading and affects the price anyway
Is it possible to learn this power?

Robinhood just released a new email oh shit

>>26890256
And beyond

(((them))) after hours
>look! It's pumping! Quick, sell before tomorrow goy!

>>26892756
>"I'm not allowed to lose :) get fucked"
How anybody is still not antisemitic

>>26892774
It's far, far too late. After I profit on my AMC and GME shares, I'm pulling my money out of them and shutting my down my account. They are finished. He and his buttbuddy will just use the money the hedgies slipped them to start another site just like it though, I guarantee it.

>>26891314
If he's holding I'm holding

>>26890234
Is it possible to get some nice lobster to go with this copypasta?

>>26892548
kek

So ive never traded before. Right now on the app i'm seeing options for Bids and Asks, i'm guessing that people are actually selling their stocks during AH at the price right now?

>>26892479
It'll take too long and you wont be able to access your shares when its time to sell. We gotta ride this out together fellow RH bro, set 10k limits and when we get our money we transfer to a less kike brokerage

>>26892322
Desperate damage control.

Where the fuck do you see how many shares are shorted?

>>26890882
>5K
Raise that to 100K
Make them pay for the short attack that manipulated you.

>>26892737
Beautiful

>>26892366
it's dipped hard, you'd be retarded not to invest now, I bought 10 shares at 330 and now i bought 100 at 190. all in.

>>26892920
I wanna be like this kid some day

>>26893004
>Starting tomorrow, we plan to allow limited buys of these securities. We’ll continue to monitor the situation and may make adjustments as needed.
Limited buys meaning what, fuck these faggots. I can't WAIT to transfer all of my shit to Schwab.

>>26891869
so the net shares purchased for GME is 0, why would the price go up?

after hours up to 273 as of this post btw

>>26892854
And these EU apps allow you to do the same thing as RobinHood? Yolo puts or whatever? I have a lot of capital and all I'm doing with it is spend it on anime jpgs.

300 SOON

>>26890256
AMC to the moon if dubs

>>26891561

>>26892756
another name on the record

>>26892938
It's gonna be over for us after this shit show. More regulations + taxing I think

>>26892964
>>26892967
>>26893001
110 has to be the last one otherwise we'll be stuck in this mess 400 years from now.
>>26893071
Because a good chunk of people still have that hollycaust on their brains and don't check early life sections.

>already at $275 on the AH
wtf is going on?

>>26893140
>MUH 122% SHORT FLOAT
>MUH NAKED SHORTING
>MUH SHORT SQUEEZE
No. You are uninformed. There is no naked short. The true float is actually 55%.

POOMP EET

more like Leon COPErman

>>26890234
Burn it all down

>>26892322
He can start training his ass so he prepared when going to jail

I’ve been to circumcisions less Jewish than what happened today.

>>26893142
>100k
is this even remotely realistic

yes im retarded

One thing's for sure: once all of this ends, I'm not interested in even hearing about fucking stocks ever again. But hey, until then I'm holding like a motherfucker

>>26890580

>>26892908
It's afraid

Okay what about etoro guys?1?=

>>26891561

>>26890256
ok

>>26893140
This, I want to play this game daily until boomers learn not to over-short.

>>26893289
Conversely, I think I've come into a new hobby

LISTEN KIKES I WILL SELL MY FIRST SHARE OF GME FOR $1488, THE REST YOU CAN HAVE AT $3000

Can someone please tell me if there will actually be people left holding the bag? If the short positions are over 100%, doesn't that mean they'd have to buy everyone's stocks?

>>26890903
And accrue interest on their current positions AND THE NEW ONES THEY TRIPLED DOWN ON.
For anyone that can wait as long as necessarry, DO IT.

>>26890580

>>26893310
etoro is good

>up to 265 after hours


ITS HAPPENING

>>26891800
LET'S FUCKING GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Melvin Capital official theme

>>26890580

>>26893060
They can’t manipulate stock during AH like they can during market hours. Could see AH like we had Tuesday

>>26892322
they helped to tank the price and the shorts reloaded. The damage's already done. Allowing trading tomorrow changes nothing at this point unless people get really hyped up and start mindlessly buying shares for the heck of it.

And is not just RH. Now that they fucked us in the ass all of a sudden all the free brokers will start allowing the stocks to be traded again.

>>26893344
COSIGNED

>>26893274
Yep, kikes aint getting my share for less than 100k

NEW THREAD

>>26893415
>>26893415
>>26893415

>>26893289
If you traded cryto this volatility should be nothing.

>>26893185
They're at negative eleventy million shares and have to purchase them back. If the price was super low it wouldn't shift shit but now things have escalated 9001% past what they bought it for so it'll keep rising as they're forced to buy shit back

>>26892327
Takes a couple days to settle fudding faggot

>our allies

>>26893289
protip: park all your money into an index fund, you're exactly the kind of person they were made for
easy 8-12% YoY

>>26893373
Hedge funds aren't people, and they will be holding this bag.

>>26893409
BIG IF TRUE BIG IF TRUE

WHAT KIND OF JEWERY IS THIS?

>>26890234
Nice repost. Don't larp as Melvin he's a nice guy.

>>26893252
>$21.9 billion of short interest on $13.5 billion market cap.
This will end well.

>>26893373
Welcome to naked shorts and why it's beyond retarded to do them.

Guys. When the stocks inevitably hoes up. When will I know if I should sell?
At some point the curve will bend back down again

>>26893252
it's okay, they only owe 8.5 billion dollars more than the current market cap

>>26892756
>NO YOU CAN'T PLAY MY GAME LIKE THAT SHUT IT DOWN ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO WIN THIS IS MY HOUSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*unplugs your controller and unpauses the game*
>Heh, git gud faggot ;^)

>>26893252
>can't even spell difference

>>26893252
What does that mean??

>>26890580
Selling? What is that word? Can I eat it?

>>26890882
>sold 30 shares at a slight loss during the crash earlier
Holy fucking hell, you can't possibly be this stupid, can you?

>>26890882
you will literally never make it, featherhands. consider a different hobby, like knitting or birdwatching

>>26893373
I thought they have to
then I think people could hold beyond for the daily interest

>>26890580

>>26893090
It's a bot, its gotten the first post of every one of these threads today

>>26890749
that's all fine and well, my man, but market cap is $10bn at today's price and even if tomorrow's is double that, you're not bankrupting any banks. there are trillions in AUM available to sell for helping these suckers cover and to get in on the top of the ladder with fresh shorts. and there is a top.

>>26893505
imagine self identifying with commie faggots instead of murrica

>>26891300
They shorted >100%, bro. Every share matters. Get your diamond hands on.

>>26890492
Same situation, and it won't get approved until tomorrow. I'm still putting in a grand at least just to squeeze the kikes.

>>26890639
HEDGIE HEDGIE LET ME WEDGIE
BULLY HEDGIE TAKE HIS CREDGIE
GAMESTOP GOOD, GAMESTOP RICH
WE MAKE HEDGIE INTO BITCH

HEDGIE CRY, HEDGIE SQUEAL
HEDGIE LIE, HEDGIE STEAL
STEAL OUR CREDGIE? STEAL NO MORE
GAMESTOP CREDGIE GONNA SOAR

HEDGIE HEDGIE SOON IS DEADGIE
WE TAKE HEDGIE MONEY NOW
TRY TO SHORT? DO IT HEDGIE!
GAMESTOP CRASH NASDAQ AND DOW

HEDGIE HEDGIE LET ME WEDGIE
BULLY HEDGIE TAKE HIS CREDGIE
GAMESTOP GOOD, GAMESTOP RICH
WE MAKE HEDGIE INTO BITCH

>>26893575

He held.


https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l78uct/gme_yolo_update_jan_28_2021/

>>26893499
Where the fuck do you get these numbers?

just how the fuck do i get in on this as a european? which stock broker app is best for here?

BUY BUY BUY as soon as that bell rings tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6H7W9Z_oE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6H7W9Z_oE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6H7W9Z_oE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6H7W9Z_oE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6H7W9Z_oE

>>26893865
OH MY GOD

>>26893857
>69.75M shares out

so what's the plan for tomorrow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH2GXmRDaSA
Who was in the wrong here?

>>26890580
LIVE FOREVER OR DIE TRYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

>>26891055
why 5000? why not 42000?

>>26893908
revolut

Wtf

>>26890256
If dubs me and everyone else is financially ruined

>>26893926
If Robincuck lets me, I'm going all in.

>>26890099

Get in here eggheads
>>26893805

There's a real shitstorm brewing from all this and we need to get ahead of it

>>26893865
based
>>26893857
yeah but is this fucker even accounting for shares that are locked up by board members etc

>>26893713
who you callin a bot bitch

>>26891053
Paper hands fold
Diamond hands buy

>>26891300
Meh, I only have .69 of a stock, so got me beat. Fucking Robinhood wouldn't let me buy on the fucking dip, assholes.

ASK FOR $5,000 BROTHERS
FORM THE LINE

>>26893723
notice how i said not to sell retard

>>26890580
ALL OF YOU BETTER BE HOLDING

>>26893413
audible kek

>>26894008
To have and to hold.

>>26891800
THIS BETTER NOT BE A LIE

>>26891053
>CONVULSAOOOO
top kek

>>26890684
>>26890787
>freetrade wants my address
what do

>>26891357
https://poltronavip.com/pedro-qualy-tem-convulsao-ao-vivo-e-deixa-fas-desesperados/

>>26893409
You actually want to see it take a nose dive again. The dip is the indicator that it's about to launch straight up to uranus.

>>26891800
Wait.... if they are allowing buys, who are we buying from? Melvin and company? Are they going to sell the stocks, short attack paper hands and then use those loss sales from the paper hands to close positions?


SOMEONE DISCUSS THIS. WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING

>>26894248
so, not buying then? sorry, complete newb here, just wanna fuck the hedgies

>>26890580

>>26891800
>>26893413
Kek

>>26893865
>he held?
>poomp it

>>26894535
Melvin has not covered any of their shorts yet.

>>26894390
give them your address it's fine, any broker will ask for it, they need to verify your bank account legit belongs to you

>>26894535
This is what I don't get. Was Melvin and Co. the only purchasers today? They may have closed out some of their worse positions, but I don't see how they still don't get squeezed.

>>26893857
Brain too smooth to understand

>>26894577
buy if you like, it's up to you how much to buy. you choose the risk you want to accept. the important thing is not to sell. we fuck the shorts by keeping the GME price high like it is right now

>>26890580

>>26892068
Where do you go for learning about this stuff? Books? Youtube? Just searching shit on Google?

>>26891064
>muh mental health

do what you want, i'm HOLDING...till it gets to like $1000 maybe.

>>26890238
Here are all the stops

https://www.nyse.com/trade-halt-current

>>26893857
>114MM shares
that's not even true