/biz/ - Business & Finance

>WELCOME TO THE GME SQUEEZE....YOURE ABOUT TO BEGIN THE GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIVES.
>THE KIKES HAVE LOST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND SHARES. >MELVINS BRUTALIZED HEDGIES NOW DESPERATLEY SHORT STOCK OVER MOUNDS OVER THEIR LOST dollars.4cCHANNERS REDDIT, NORMIES HAVE ALL COME TO TOGETHER AND SET FORTH WITH THE TASK NOT TO THE LET THE ENEMY WIN AND SUQEEZE OUT THEIR SHARES. FORWARD AGAINST THE ENEMY UP INTO THE UNRELENTING BATTLE COMRADES NOT ONE STEP BACK. COWARDS AND TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT. KILL THE HEDGIES THIS IS YOUR MOTHERS PRAYER, KILL THE HEDGIES THIS IS THE CRY OF YOUR HOLY EARTH. DO NOT COUNT LOSSES, DO NOT COUNT HALTSZ ONLY COUNT THE NUMBER OF MONEY YOU HAVE TAKEN!
>DEATH THE HEDGIE KIKES!

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zNSgSzhBfM

Uh oh
Stinky

>>26856752
Dont be retarded.
Sell now and let reddit hold the bag
fuck them

>>26856752

THREAD THEME: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1611853730667.webm
THREAD THEME: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1611853730667.webm
THREAD THEME: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1611853730667.webm
THREAD THEME: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1611853730667.webm

>>26856752
FUCK KIKES

Excellent job for holding, anon.

MAKE THEM REGRET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiWtqVtd1Oo
DON'T FORGET TO POST UR JAMZ WHILE YOU HODL
MAKE 'EM SQUIRM

>>26856889
This. We're peaking at 270 today.

>>26856895
This!!! Once it reaches 500 gonna sell 300k and screw redditors.

Real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz1ca1-_-MY

>>26856752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWMnRnSB7Hk [Embed]
TO THE MOON AND BEYOOOOOOOND!!!!!!!!

THREAD THEME

>a fuckton of idiots collectively organize in a revolution to beat people significantly richer than them at their own game and seize back what's owed to them
Now you understand.

Do I buy more or wait for another dip

You're not selling, right Anon?

SQUEEEZE

>>26857015
sell now retard, it aint going to 500

someone do a lawsuit for Trading212, I can't afford a lawyer kek

>>26856889
>>26857004
GET OUT KIKES

MAKE THESE JEWS BLEED.

>>26856895
>>26856889
NICE TRY SCHLOMO

>>26856894
Oy vey I’ve been found out!

>>26856889
No

HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

THEY WE'RE SHUT DOWN JUST A BIT AGO, AND WE ALL FELT THE STRAIN
WSB JUST GOT SHOA'D, AND THE DISCORD FELT NO PAIN
JUST TO CLOSE TO MOONING THEY WE'RE DELT THEIR FINAL BLOW
AND THE REDDIT AND IT'S CHATROOM SANK BELOW

WE WE'RE ALL STILL STUCK ABOARD WHEN THE SHARES STARTED TO DROP
AS KIKES SOLD OUT LEFT AND RIGHT, ALL HEEDLESS OF THE COST
AND THE PINK WE SAW AS WE WENT DOWN, IT CAUSED US TO PROCLAIM
THAT THE GME PRICE WOULD RISE AGAIN

RISE AGAIN, RISE AGAIN!
LET OUR GAINS NOT BE LOST NOSEBERG AND COHEN
THOSE OF US WHO HOLD, AND WILL BE SQUEEZING TILL THE END
WILL MAKE THE GME PRICE RISE AGAIN!

>to the tune of the mary ellen carter by stan rogers

>>26856752
YES
YEEEEEEESSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl4wkIPiTcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl4wkIPiTcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl4wkIPiTcY

THREAD THEME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BOARD CALL

/JP/ CHAD HERE, HOLDING LIKE IT'S MY OSHI

https://youtu.be/sn0zavzTwSk
https://youtu.be/sn0zavzTwSk
https://youtu.be/sn0zavzTwSk
https://youtu.be/sn0zavzTwSk

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE KIKES TELLING YOU TO SELL

THIS IS ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER

HOLD AND THEY WILL PAY

I knew a day like this would come when everyone united against these fucks and everyone called me crazy.

Glad that I’m the one laughing now.

I COULD'VE BOUGHT AT 130
I LOOKED AWAY FOR 5 MINUTES AND IT WAS BACK AT 250 GODDAMN IT
I BOUGHT AT 290 BUT WITH MY LUCK IT'LL GO OFF A CLIFF AGAIN AND I'LL LOSE EVERYTHING

Memes aside I haven't even actually lost anything yet and I've already given myself a rage-induced headache.
This might not be for me.

>>26857049
The free internet is pretty whitepilling.

as long as the shares short exceed 100% float, there is no logical reason to sell

>>26856752
>Everyone trying to buy GME

>>26856752
Anons finna occupy WS again? Got my mustache man mask rdy.

>>26856752
If you have a RH account close it out once all of this is over. Fuck them.

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO
BUY BUY BUY

>>26857058
Will sell once it hits 500, hope redditors hold the bag for the rest of their lifes.

https://twitter.com/lilsarg/status/1354796995483987969?s=21
Here's what they think about you

I bought 6 shares at 410 and another 2 and a half at 369, be honest guys, how much am I going to lose?

If you sell now, you will carry an albatross of shame the rest of your pathetic days.

I'm holding until the squeeze but I just wanna see it go back to 300 before lunch so I can rest assured no more jewish trickery can work

Reminder that yesterday was Holocaust Remembrance Day and the hedgie kikes had to see a bunch of anons' $1488 sell limit orders. That's why they shut it down.

>>26857148
/tg/ /pol/ and /vg/. Maybe I ought to go easy on these calls.

>>26856894
Reminds me of this

Et tu, Etoro?

>>26856922
This is so well done. The ONLY thing I wish they did differently is having an after-song cheer. As human beings, not just as singers.

>>26857189
be chill nigga u fine

>>26857015
traitors are going to be shot, you know that anon?

>>26856752
BUY EVERY DIP AND SQUEEZE EVERY DROP OF BLOOD.

>>26857238
You only lose if you sell

>>26857148

/fit/ here. Holding until GME hits a new PR.

>>26856752
all according to keikaku

>>26857240
The fear is already over, anon. The short attack failed.

MORSOV!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OuGXlwO3Mo

>>26856889
ogey

>>26857148
/TG/ HERE
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

>>26857189
Don't worry anon, I missed the boat, too. I was intimidated by the dip and didn't realize it bounces back up, as Volkswagen did.

>>26856889
cope

>>26856922
kek, some redditors are alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoF9HUvYPKs

>it's getting less and less volatile
SOON

>>26857052

You missed the last big dip, senpai.

Get in now.

>>26857083
>sell now retard
At least 400, there is no reason to sell now it is going to go up.

>>26857111
holy shit I can hear it in his voice

>>26856752
nice to see this happen before they have their ipo

Just set a sell limit at 6969

do i buy moar gme?

>>26857289
>yeah not that one

>>26857148
/mu/ HERE, HOLDIN AND GROOVIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms1YH2B4_lk

>>26857148
/VST/ WITH BUTTERED EYES AND DIAMOND HANDS

Why is nobody stating the obvious. If we could have bought the dip we would have, and that would have STOPPED the dip. More shorts from kikes = more money for us later. Complaining about missing the dip is missing the point, it wasn't a dip that ever could have been bought.

>Had a stop-loss at 157 to prevent losing my initial investment
>Furiously removed it this morning the instant RH locked $GME
Holy shit they would have got me too. Those dirty mother fuckers.

Guys i can only put my sell limit order at 1,500. That would net me 280,000. How likely is this going to 2k+ because I’d be a millionaire if it reaches 5k.

SHILLS FUCK OFF
>SHILLS FUCK OFF
SHILLS FUCK OFF
>SHILLS FUCK OFF
SHILLS FUCK OFF
>SHILLS FUCK OFF

>>26857148
/k/ here
holding it until it's worthless

>>26856895
Grow some balls you fucking tranny

I CAN BREAK THIS WALL

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>26856503
>They'll never have enough shares to repay their debts. THEY NEED 240% OF THE FLOAT. THAT MEANS THEY NEED TO BUY EVERY SINGLE SHARE AND THEN BEGIN CYCLING THE SHARES THEY BOUGHT.

Okay I’m financially illiterate and just here to shitpost. Can you explain this to me? How could they owe more shares than are in circulation? How does that kind of loan even get made? Their creditors have more shares than exist? Or do they have government permission to loan out magic meme numbers for some reason?

>>26857148
/fringe/ again. Send some nice thoughts to my bull egregore and we'll all make it.

THERE ONCE WAS A STOCK THAT PUT TO SEA
THE NAME OF THE STOCK WAS GME
THE PRICE BLEW UP AND THE PRICE DIPPED DOWN
HOLD MY BULLYBOYS, HOLD!

SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

SHE HAD NOT BEEN TWO WEEKS FROM SHORE
WHEN RYAN COHEN JOINED THE BOARD
THE CAPTAIN CALLED ALL HANDS AND SWORE
HE'D TAKE HIS SHARES AND HOLD


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

BEFORE THE NEWS HAD HIT THE MARKET
WALLSTREETBETS CAME UP AND BOUGHT IT
WITH DIAMOND HANDS THEY KNEW THEY'D PROFIT
IF THEY COULD ONLY HOLD


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

NO DEALS WERE CUT, NO SHORTS WERE SQUEEZED
THE CAPTAIN'S MIND WAS NOT ON GREED
BUT HE BELONGED TO THE AUTIST'S CREED
HE TOOK THE RISK TO HOLD!


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

FOR FORTY DAYS OR EVEN MORE
THE STOCK WENT UP, THEN DOWN ONCE MORE
ALL GAINS WERE LOST, IT WAS LOOKING POOR
BUT STILL THOSE TRADERS DID HOLD


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

AS FAR I'VE HEARD THE FIGHT'S STILL ON
THE SHORTS NOT SQUEEZED, AND THE GAINS NOT WON
THE TENDIEMAN MAKES HIS REG'LAR CALL
TO ENCOURAGE THE CAPTAIN, CREW, AND ALL


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1611853730667.webm

That's it! Fuck these suits.

Moving forward, I'm only using decentralized financial technologies like uniswap.

When I trade, I want to trade with the same rules as everyone else.

It's my money, I want to be in control.

What time is this shit going up again today?

>body literally exhausted after looking at a chart for 3 hours
I wont make it till the end of this day, Anons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfeCIvOxXBo

>>26856889
BURN YOURSELF KIKE FAGGOT

>>26856889
ogey

>>26857148
/lgbt/ will answer the call too!

>>26857386

They are pushing it down to the 250s.

/v/ here.
Fuck this, I've spent every minute since opening watching the price.
I could have been playing video games.

>>26857110
make it so


https://www.sec.gov/oiea/Complaint.html
https://www.sec.gov/oiea/Complaint.html
https://www.sec.gov/oiea/Complaint.html

Melvin working overtime to buy my shares at discount prices, I see!
Sorry, you'll have to work harder than that. I won't settle for less than $1000.

>>26857560
>How could they owe more shares than are in circulation?
It's illegal for a reason.

GET BACK UP AND GO TO 500 BY END OF DAY YOU WHORE

THEY ARE STILL 226% SHORT FLOATED

THEY CAN NOT CLOSE THOSE POSITIONS FOR CLOSE TO A WEEK

WE WILL NOT LOSE

>>26857148
YOUR OSHI IS A WHORE

>>26857148
/mlp/ here
Soon I'll be able to buy my pink party waifu into reality

>>26857452
AND TO YOU TO WHO ADVERSITY HAS DEALT THE FINAL BLOW
WITH SMILIN BASTARDS LYIN TO YA EVERYWHERE YOU GO

WHENS THE NEXT DIP

>WHENS THE NEXT DIP

WHENS THE NEXT DIP

>WHENS THE NEXT DIP

>>26856895
>>26856889
Nice try kikes

>new robinhood account finally activated
>right after they jew me out of being able to pump AMC/NOK
What do I do now? I still want in on this shit

>>26857663
>he doesnt have 2 monitors

>>26857336
I don't care about redditors, hope it crashes to hell once I sell.

>>26856889
You can have it for free if you come blow your brains out in front of me melvinite

:)

>>26857360
literally crying rn

>>26856889
neck yourself kike

LET ME FUCKING BUY

>>26856895
>nosepost.exe

>>26857360
Saddest thing ever posted on /biz/

I found this.

How high, realistically, do you guys expect it to climb?

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y&t=59s [Embed]

Congratulations to those who sold between $400-$500. You successfully guessed the top.

>For everyone else, enjoy the ride.

>>26857389

WITNESSED!

>>26857611
JUST HOLD.

>>26857663
Just boot up Pokemon or something in the background

>>26856934
he knows

Just remember anons, if you start getting cold feet during dips to walk away from these threads/computer for a while. This a man's game and not designed for bitch made beta paper hands. Go sleep. Go eat. Go fap to big ass fucking anime tiddies. Go do anything that isn't market watching if you feel like you're gonna break. It's easy to hodl when you're too busy hodling your dick.

1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME
1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME
1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME
1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME
1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME
1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME
1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME
1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME
1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME
1K HERE WE COME
>1K HERE WE COME

>>26857746
you're the same and maybe worse than jews, congratz on that, seriously ;-)

>>26857289
At least we finally got that

>>26857611
SAME

>>26857540
Same and same

>>26857611
The worst for today has already passed. It's ok to go do something else now. Grab a stiff drink, wank the stress away or even go sleep. Now is the time for holding.

How do I get around this?

Here comes round two

Canada bros, what trade app for a new account that can have the transfer done by tonight?

tink tink tink

Attention KIKES and CHINKS

I will NEVER, ever sell my GME. GME at $5.00? Didnt sell.
GME at $0.01? Didnt sell.
GME at 10? 50?... 100? 200? 500?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these shares again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2000 per share... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Burry
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS, CHINKS AND SPICS

Someone make it go up please.

>>26857673
What is? How could this possibly be a contract? I’m clearly missing something

>big dip and a halt
fucking they mad

Jews are striking again

>>26857148
/fit/ here

Gonna hold this like the barbell during a deadlift

>>26857148
/sfg/ here

HOLD

>>26857521
90%

Battered hedgies regrouped for another attack, nice try

>238

>>26857670
Youre missing a zero there friendo.
>10k minimum!
Melvin and the robinkikes will pay

>>26857148
/sp/ here

>>26857714
ABOUT NOW IT SEEMS, BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP.

>>26856752
Wow I can’t wait until I get my $2.25 from the settlement while Jews make money off the suit. That really makes up for it.

>>26856998

https://youtu.be/xHaQoX_wbcI

perfect song for today
"i fuck a slut i cum up in her mouth. i do whateverthefuckiwant i'm an american"

SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME FOR US AND SOON MAY THE NIGGERMAN COME FOR EVERY DIRTY FUCKING JEW

>>26856752
Idiots left out AMC, NOK, BB, BBBY...

Should have also pled civil RICO violations.
But what do we expect from Reddit...

>>26857445
You had your chance at 420.
Hell there was a massive sell-off because of stop limit orders at the meme number.

SO SORRY, AS IVE MISSED YOU
RUNNING WITH THE CRAZY CROWD
I'M CLIMBING, GOING HIGHER
I DON'T CARE IF I NEVER COME DOWN
I DON'T CARE IF I NEVER COME DOWN
I DON'T CARE IF I NEVER COME DOWN

ATTENTION
RECHECK YOUR SELL LIMIT
TO MAKE SURE IT HASN'T BEEN TAKEN OFF

When this is over I’m sending GameStop job applications to Melvin capital. .

>>26856752
You may be losing some shekels anon. Maybe a lot but you're making history. The whole world is watching. Many are participating. Hold that line!

>>26857148
/trv/ here, since there's no where else to go

>>26856752
THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/71JOIJKbse0

>>26857148
/vg/ here

>>26857611
>watching years worth of money pop in and out of existence
I haven't had this much fun in ages.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME YOUR HODLING POWER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26857714
NOW

>>26857606
if nothing else, there's always a rally during the power hour and there will be a big spike in the pre-market tomorrow

i'm just pissed my shitty fucking broker won't let me buy more shares when it was tanking, it's such bullshit.

Why does stonk not go up?

>>26857740
>doesn't have the price on one and this thread on the other

Dip incoming. They better not prevent me from buying again!

>>26857148
/tv/ here. What’s everyone’s favorite video game about little girls?

>it's about sending a message, not the money
>you must be a shill of the Jews
>HODL
>this is a real happening
>i believe in the power of memes
>this is what occupy wall street should have been
>we must fight the jew with his own weaselly ways

ACT 2 FOR RECEPTION OF THE (((BANKERS)))

>>26857982
>What is?
Naked short selling.

>>26857663
>watching a price of a stock that the common person is not allowed to buy
The price today literally doesn't matter. Most people can't buy, so they shouldn't sell. Any price today is solely for the purpose of scaring paperhands into selling. I'm playing more video games today because I know for a fact that until the buy button returns, I'm not selling.

post your waifu and how hard you're holding

>>26857833
Everything you're witnessing today has left the realm of reality so I don't think anyone can answer that with ANY accuracy. Spend what you're willing to lose. HOLD. Get out when it's enough to literally change your life, otherwise keep fucking holding.

My limit sell is at 2k and honestly I'm worried I'll end up screwing myself with that.

WOP ET OUT

Well if they dip it again I'll just buy more.

We got indian backup.

>>26858070
WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR STOCKS GREAT AGAIN

>>26857148
/a/ reporting in!

>>26857506
I’m just happy my money has doubled because of their stupidity. And that I have smart frens here that walked me through holding like a big fat stupid dummy. Ty to everyone. You’re all alright.

>>26858147
short assaults from hedge fund kikes
they won't win

>>26857953
No way around it. Just set at +50% and keep an eye on it. If it creeps up close then cancel and reset it.

>>26858130
Soft Sothis feets...

REV UP THOSE HEDGECLIPPERS

>>26858004
>like the barbell during a deadlift
Hold it for a while then slowly let it down? Fuck that. This is a clean and jerk.

im not selling until i know all my brothers made it out

>>26858132
Me too, I bought one lousy share at $300 in hopes of gaining some tendie money and I haven't felt this alive in ages

>>26857643
No thanks.

>>26858008
Based. We hopping today

>>26858215
>My limit sell is at 2k and honestly I'm worried I'll end up screwing myself with that.
Yeah, now I'm not so sure about the $1488 meme.

>>26857148
/a/ here alive and holding

>>26857764
basado

>>26858224
BASED JEETS

WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
>WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
>WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
>WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
>WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
>WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
>WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP
>WHERE TO BUY FROM YUROP

>>26858195
I'm, never letting go.

>>26857690
Fuck you ayame, I bet you sold like you abandoned OKBRFAMS last collab

Was that really all they got?

>>26858224
WE LIKE THE STONK

>>26858224
TIME FOR PAJEET HOURS

>>26858224
BASED POOS. I'LL POUR A DRINK FOR YOU.

>>26857903
But I am screwing them both redditors and jews. I don't see nuthin wrong with that ;-)
>>26858062
Yeah, I should've sold. Anyways I am not screwed yet.

WHERE CAN YOU STILL BUY FROM?

>>26857833
42069

>>26856752
NOK or you will lose money

>>26857611
Come here anon, lie down at my bed.
I will let you know and I will bring you water and food.

LEFT OR RIGHT NO LONGER MATTERS
WE ARE FUCKING THOSE WHO FUCKED US
T O G E T H E R
>T O G E T H E R
T O G E T H E R
>T O G E T H E R
T O G E T H E R
>T O G E T H E R
T O G E T H E R
>T O G E T H E R
T O G E T H E R
>T O G E T H E R
T O G E T H E R
>T O G E T H E R
T O G E T H E R
>T O G E T H E R
WE WILL MAKE THEM REGRET IT

>>26856895
fuck off faggot

DONT FUCKING SELL HOLD THE LINE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

>>26858224
Based poos

will it go to 1k

>>26858195
I'm holding fractional shares. You can't fucking scare me.

>>26858386
degiro

>>26858446
Fidelity
Schwab

>>26858224
BASED POO IN LOOOS

>>26858386
revolut

>>26858288
See thats not going to help for the short squeeze. Fuck.

>>26856752
Bought my first stock today

(((who))) could be behind this, a calculated sell that would guarantee a halt

>>26858447
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

>>26858195
HODL to $1488.

>picked RH as my broker
>all of the other ones take several days to verify your account
>Fidelity keeps crashing

ETORO WON'T SEND ME AN ACTIVITATION TEXT.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It didn't have to be like this. We just wanted responsible journalism in video games

>>26857148
Red leader standing by

>>26857360
I didn't need these feels right now what the fuck

>>26858371
Adjusted to $6969.69 this morning lol.

should I get fried chicken or pizza

these fuckers have like a gentlemans truce. pretty respectable.

even when they are fucked.

>>26858224
DESIGNATED SHORTING STREETS

Are Robin Hood legally obligated to reopen free trading of GME at some point? Alternatively, is there some market situation that might force them to?

>>26858513
It'll never break 300 again

AMERICANS GET YOUR FUCKING POLITICIANS TO FORCE ROBINHOOD TO ALLOW PURCHASES AGAIN YOU SHITS

>>26858476
AND WE ALL LIFT TOGETHER, TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRRR

THROUGH THE COLD MIST,
TILL WE'RE LIFELESS TOGETHERRRRRRRRR

>>26856934
>>26857884
he really got you redditors with this hello fellow kids schtick huh

>>26857148
/v/vp/ spectating

>>26858653
kek

HOLDING LADS
FEAR NOT
WE WILL TRIUMPH

Is this ANOTHER FUCKING HALT?

>>26858570
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH THEY ARE FUCKING SHITTING THEIR PANTS.

>>26857148
/diy/ here, bought the dip

>>26858571
it is

>>26858580
someone on reddit said you can wire transfer instead of ACH transfer to have it the same day on fidelity

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6wrig/you_can_still_buy_gme_bb_on_webull_etrade/

how long can halts last cause i might need to start planning naps around these predictable j*wish tricks

>>26858653

>>26856889

THEY'RE LOOSING BILLIONS

>>26858694
TOGETHERRRRRRR

>>26856895
BACKSTABBING KIKE SHOWS HIS TRUE FORM

>>26858580
Try vanguard. Waiting for dip to buy more

>>26858597
I never forgot about you Yeb!

>>26857982
A has shares. Borrow from A and sell to B.
B has shares. Borrow from B and sell to C.
C has shares. Borrow from C and sell to D.
D has shares. Borrow from D and sell to E.

>>26858224
Oh fuck this is absurd.

Where can a Canadian instantly fund their account? I want to put in 30k
Questrade, RBC, Wealthsimple all 3+ days

>>26858224
WTF I LOVE INDIA NOW???

Make GME go to the moon and I will record myself ranting about the Jews in my Holocaust Literature class

>>26858386
etoro

>>26858224
At some point the whole world is gonna pile in.

>>26858667
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>>26858656
Them halting it in the first place is fucking illegal. There's already been filed a class action suit against them.

>>26858667
>t. Melvin
fuck off

>>26857085
There will be other class actions

WHAT IN THE MARKET MANIPULATION WHAT THAT????????

how many times have they shorted and had their buddies at the exchange halt it now today?

GODDAMN, THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BUY AGAIN

>>26858773
NO.

We ought to extend the suit to Citadel too.

>same forty minute spread between stop loss cascade and retail dump attempts
It's all so tiresome.
Gradually, I began to hate them...

>>26857611
I feel like I've experienced every emotion humanly possible. That initial crash in the premarket was scary, then the rise to $450 felt amazing, and then the crash to $130 was horrifying and I felt like I fucked everything up, and then now I'm here I just feel exhausted. I held onto everything through it, didn't sell once, but I can easily say that crash was the worst I've felt in years.

>>26858224
PAJEET IF YOU COME THROUGH ON THIS I WILL BUY 100K RBC AT THE TOP AND SELL AT THE BOTTOM. JUST FOR YOU. YOU STINKY DIRTY FUCK

has anyone pointed out it's ironic for a company called "Robin Hood" to be used as a way of stealing from the rich and giving back to the poor?

>>26858476
this anon gets it
godspeed frens

>>26856895
apes together stronk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY

>>26858653
jej

Hedgies are buying out! Now is the last time to sell!!!

>HALTED

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>26858636
Pizza, there's more of it for the same price.

>>26856752

>>26858865
I'm holding just for this to be a thing

>>26858224
Amazing
The world unites under one banner: Fuck Hedgies

>>26858513
yes

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION:

YOU ***CAN*** BUY ON ROBINHOOD IF YOU USE THE TOP100
>YOU ***CAN*** BUY ON ROBINHOOD IF YOU USE THE TOP100
YOU ***CAN*** BUY ON ROBINHOOD IF YOU USE THE TOP100
>YOU ***CAN*** BUY ON ROBINHOOD IF YOU USE THE TOP100
YOU ***CAN*** BUY ON ROBINHOOD IF YOU USE THE TOP100
>YOU ***CAN*** BUY ON ROBINHOOD IF YOU USE THE TOP100
YOU ***CAN*** BUY ON ROBINHOOD IF YOU USE THE TOP100
>YOU ***CAN*** BUY ON ROBINHOOD IF YOU USE THE TOP100

>>26858224
BASED!

I want to take a nap but I don't want to miss a thing

>>26857148
/fit/ flexing on these kikes

Poorfag reporting in, I have $100, do I go all in on GME?

>>26857611
Just set limit sells and go to sleep

So many obvious agents and bots here

They are going all in with a losing hand and we can see their cards.

>>26856894
>let the people trade
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT YOU CAN'T WIN
>merchant pink wojak.jpg

>>26858881
We just got the poos after chinks after yuros. Shit's gone global already.

if youre scared remember this literally happened yesterday on a less exaggerated scale

Anyone else get the feeling that this morning’s short attack failed spectacularly? We probably got so much more rocket fuel from that, and many fewer shares off the market.

>>26858386
Saxo

>>26856752
Current halts:

No. Halt Time Resume Time
1 09:31:29 09:36:35
2 09:39:34 09:44:36
3 10:03:22 10:08:26
4 10:17:07 10:22:10
5 10:40:01 10:45:03
6 10:45:44 10:51:19
7 10:54:39 11:00:04
8 11:02:19 11:07:19
9 11:08:22 11:13:31
10 11:13:59 11:19:09
11 11:19:34 11:24:36
12 11:24:58 11:30:03
13 11:30:45 11:35:49
14 11:36:57 11:41:59
15 11:46:19 11:51:33
16 12:01:46 12:06:49
17 12:11:25 12:16:33
18 12:38:48 12:43:51

Fly GME to the moon
Let me play among the stonks
Let me see what gains are like on
Jupiter and Mars

>>26857953

NO SELL.
DIAMOND HANDS.
MEME MAGIC.
ffs mate

>>26858755
(((they))) absolutely aren't short laddering, right?

>>26858960
Literally everyone has. People are calling them the Sheriff of Nottingham now.

>>26858476
this
sink the hedgies
sink the elites
sink the bankers

>>26856752
How do I join in on this? I've wanted to buy all morning but can't

I had to pull out early because I couldnt risk losing it since Im using this money for helping my mom fight cancer, but I wish you fags the best. Might still buy a couple shares later

>>26858940
they will probably be roped in to the robinhood one

>>26859019
kek

>>26858993
Begone kike these hands are diamonds

>>26857148
/pol/ here, destroy Robinheeb.

>>26858476
HOLD THE LINE!

SELL!!!!!!

I'm scared but also aroused

>>26856922
Checked and based, never fucking selling

>>26859122
What a shitshow

>>26858865
>Holocaust class

>>26859041
EXPLAIN THE PROCESS FOR US RETARDS ANON

>>26859205
Good luck, fren.

>>26858881
Mate I'm from Singapore and even my boomer parents are thinking of buying in. I bought a small lump at 19.3 last year, still diamond handing. 2008 might have fucked you Americans hard, but trust me we got fucked too. I'm not selling till I see hedgies go bankrupt

>>26859118
it was their last stand, the final card up their sleeve. They threw everything they had at us and yet we still recovered. Remember, we only need to be above $115 tomorrow for gamma squeeze

>>26859235
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME!!!

NEW THREAD

>>26859289
>>26859289
>>26859289

>>26857585
Someone take this to /mu/ so we can get a true chain going.

>>26858224
Indian tech support GO GO GO

>>26859205
Good luck anon

>>26859122
>About 90 minutes of halt

>>26858888
18 HALTS
>18 HALTS
18 HALTS
>18 HALTS
18 HALTS
>18 HALTS
18 HALTS
>18 HALTS

Guys send me your money and i will invest them into Gamestop stocks! I know a cheap way

>>26859041
I can see it there but have no option to actually buy.

>>26859209
Oh they're going to get roped alright

Is this amount in thousands or something?
It doesn't feel like that much.

>>26859269
FUCK OFF MELVIN I'M NOT SELLING TIL YOU'RE COLLECTING WELFARE

SELL
ITS ALREADY HOVER
SHORT NUMBERS ARE FAKE SCAM

>>26859309
Thanks fren

>>26859122
They need rules like in sports ball where they only get limited time outs to plot.

Why don't they just throw in the towel?

Do they really want to have the government forced to screw them and the lost of confidence in the stock system just to make a sure a fellow tribe member doesn't close money over it??

Just today we already seeing the death of bunch of e trade company if not the NYSE with its non stop halta

>>26859058
only if you have a broker that lets you buy a fraction of a share

>>26859273
The rollercoaster of emotion this week has been glorious.

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>26859122
Makes you think

>>26858132
I now fully understand what Walter White was feeling all throughout his Heisenberg run

this shit is exhilarating

>>26857560
The really overly simplified explanation is that they are going to have to essentially buy every share multiple times. There is a reason investors are supposed to be taught not to do this shit when short selling. It can send you into a debt spiral the instant you lose control like we're currently seeing.

>>26856752
https://youtu.be/ZDm0nU-w33g

>>26857111
FIND ME IN DA CLUB

BOTTLE FULL A BUB

MAMI I GOT THE GME

NO NEED TO FEEL REMORSE

>>26859372
The squeeze hasn't even started.

>>26858476
Let's go.

>>26859122
whats a halt?

>>26859166
if you have rh, use the top100 to buy GME
tell everyone else.
HOLD forever, they can manipulate all they want but they cant fix the fact that they owe 130+% of what they have.

>>26859041
Eggblane

CANADA, WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY FOR AN INSTANT TRANSFER SO I CAN BUY THIS SHIT
>CANADA, WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY FOR AN INSTANT TRANSFER SO I CAN BUY THIS SHIT
CANADA, WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY FOR AN INSTANT TRANSFER SO I CAN BUY THIS SHIT
>CANADA, WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY FOR AN INSTANT TRANSFER SO I CAN BUY THIS SHIT
CANADA, WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY FOR AN INSTANT TRANSFER SO I CAN BUY THIS SHIT
>CANADA, WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY FOR AN INSTANT TRANSFER SO I CAN BUY THIS SHIT

>>26857148
/mu/ and /b/ here. NEVER SELL

I really hope they gave their employees some kind of heads up that they were going to do this and have them scrub all their information cause I'd be shitting my pants right now

HOLD! FOR TENDIES!

EXCELSIOR!

>>26858793
>91 Billion dollars
Even if I lose all $7000 of the dollars I invested in this, it will still be worth it to say
>Fuck Wall Street
>Fuck Hedgies
>Fuck around and find out

>>26857394
Rolling for nat20

>>26859122
What time zone? Link!?

>>26859304
>>26859357
What do you niggers mean? click through to it and select buy my guys

The kikes also blocked trading in Germany (TradeRepublic)

FUCK THE KIKES

HOLLDDDD

THEY THINK I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT MONEY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

HOLOCAUST 2.0 IS COMING

>>26859682
Forgot
>Fuck Jews

>>26858224

>>26857229
apes together stronk

>>26858946
why are you watching if you dont have the stomach? You just need to hold, nigger, go do something else while we let nature take course.

>>26859682
Based as FUCK

Nobody is selling right now. Hedge funds are trading low to eachother to try and generate sell offs. Don't fall for it. No matter how low the stock gets, it will skyrocket on Monday.

There is a very real chance it will be $1000+

>>26858471

>>26859628
td ameritrade, ive been dropping dosh in all day and buying EVERY. FUCKING. DIP.

>>26856889
at a loss? not even on a gain would I sell

Revolut Trading ltd. No problems so far.

Where can a Canadian instantly fund their account? I want to put in 30k
Questrade, RBC, Wealthsimple all 3+ days

>>26858386
Flatex

Trade Republic having the balls to tell me what to do with my money. They can suck my dick.

Wie Du unter Umständen mitbekommen hast, kommt es gerade zu vermehrten Käufen und extrem hoher Volatilität in normalerweise weniger liquiden Aktien. Wir bei Trade Republic glauben an die Märkte und ihre Kraft sich selbst zu regeln. In den letzten Tagen hat sich jedoch eine beispiellose Situation ergeben: Laut Presseberichten sind die Aktien GameStop Corp., AMC Entertainment Inc., BlackBerry Limited, Nokia Corp., Express Inc. sowie Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. anscheinend aktuell Gegenstand von heftigen, koordinierten Kursspekulationen. Wegen der damit verbundenen Risiken für Dich nehmen wir bis auf weiteres keine neuen Aufträge zum Kauf dieser Aktien an.

>>26857229
Should have sold this morning then, but you'd be a fool to sell at 500 unless you're extremely desperate for cash

>>26859853
Volume is so low, this is definitely it

>>26857833
I have five shares. I'll set one sell at 1488 which is what I put in. One at 2000. One at 5000. One at 10000. I'll hold the last one to see what happens.

>>26859753
Wait did they fucking remove the (((buy))) button???
I left RH after they locked shit during the last big fiasco.
It should be t100->stonk->buy->amt
if not, call them and threaten to kill their dogs
also transfer to td ameritrade, I threatened to kill their dogs and now i can do whatever the fuck I want.

>>26857110
Then AOC had to go and be a cunt and denounce him. What a shocker

>>26860010
Day of the Rake soon

>>26859753
Yeah there's no buy button my man.

>>26860010
TD ameritrade

>>26860227
are you using the desktop?
I remember there being some advanced fuckery you could do to directly buy stonks

eToro now preventing people to buy. Is FTX good ? Looking for new brokers.

>>26856895
>>26856889

INSIDER ELITES ON 4CHAN

>>26860359
The mobile app

>>26860191
She did? Damn

>>26860069
I doubt it will go above 500. I am 300k in and don't want to lose. Once it hits 500 they keep dumping it.

Also folx, remember DO NOT SELL TOMORROW.
Tomorrow is whats called a "gamma squeeze" it will rocket, but the REAL shit happens the longer we hold it.
Their interest will compound, the noose will call them, and we will be getting 5 digits from this.
If you dont believe me, look at what vw did in 2008 and compare the graphs.

>>26860280
You cannot use TD Ameritrade in Canada

>>26856752

Terminal Velocity of a Human

From the equation for terminal velocity, we see it depends on several factors:

Density of the air.
Mass of the object
Area of the object
Acceleration due to gravity (this doesn't really change, so it can be assumed to be practically constant)
The shape of the object
For a human, the drag coefficient Cd is about 1 in a belly down, horizontal orientation and 0.7 in head down position.

Typically in this position, terminal velocity is about 120 mph or 54 m/s.

>>26860359
I'm not seeing it on desktop nor mobile.

>>26857360
RIP in Pepperoni

any aussies here? where can I instantly fund 10KAUD. I've have Stake but ETA isn't until 9:30 AM Friday NY time

>>26860470
never use mobile my nigger
get on a computer and do it through the site

DON'T DOUBT, HOLD THAT FUCKING LINE

>>26858224
ITS A POO PUMP!

HOW DO I JOIN THE LAWSUIT???

>>26857229
Scum. The enemy of my enemy is my friend

>>26860668
the fug.
do an account transfer to td ameritrade
either way if you have the stonk, just hold it
>>26860696
Give me your funny munni
Im not an aussie, but messing with stocks has increased the amount of jewish blood in me

>>26856752
CLASS ACTION THIS IS NOT AMERICA ANYMORE NEVER HAS BEEN RIGGED GAME

DIAMOND HANDS

>>26860041

Bro

Die Hurensöhne können mich mal, kuck dir die Bastarde doch mal an.

Aber der Handel ist ja so "frei"

Fick die Bastarde

Ich empfehle niemandem mehr TR

>>26858494
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

>>26860870

THIS

>>26860944
My friend with Ameritrade said they shut it down over there as well. Yeah, I'm holding steady.

>>26860957
Actually disgusting that they're all caving.

>>26860900
>The enemy of my enemy is my friend
I am cucking them both. Nothing wrong with that.