/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26837318

>>26837318
Ben Shapiro DESTROYS wsb with one simple tweet

on a related note if your name of your hedge fund or even actual name is melvin, you deserve to go under

>>26837318
(((not all hedge fund managers are greedy parasites, goy)))

>>26837318
he is such a neocon pussy
talk talk talk
people finally do something and he freaks out
every time

>>26837946
Except he's entirely wrong. Short squeezes are a real and necessary part of the the market. He's demeaning traders by making them out to be internet pranksters when they were actually engaging in legitimate money making strategies.

>>26837318
>Prank

>>26838304
>he is such a neocon pussy
Neo-con is a euphemism for scheming fucking jew

Of course the jew would try to demoralize the squeeze.

>>26837318
The jew defending the jews. I'm shocked, really.

>>26838304
"""Libertarian""" that thinks porn should be banned btw

kek fucking retard boomer, "fundamentals" mean absolutely fuck all. Maybe it did in the days of dividends but it hasn't been like that for generations now. These kikes have actually convinced themselves that what they do is important and necessary for society to function.
Protip:
>It's fucking not

>>26837318

>>26837318
This guy is such a cuck
Takes an entire essay to make a point that your average biz retard could make in 1 paragraph

Shapiro doesn't know anything. Gamestop wasn't properly valued. The price was manipulated by shorting more than the circulating supply of shares.

>>26837318
I'm sorry but the order book doesn't say "we buyers admit that the company whose shares we're buying is shit".
If you buy, the message is the company is good. In this case, the company is shit, so you're lying through your buys. Stock exchange doesn't have L2 where you can share your true feelings.
It's a PND and it's illegal. Period. Everyone should stop reading after the 5th tweet.

>>26837318
>a jew disapproves of ordinary people doing what jews do

>>26837318
See jew
Didn't read

Never voting republicuck again

>>26837318

Hes an Israel first neocon. Hes not advocating your best interests.

>>26837318
He's right. Gassing them would actually be virtuos.

>>26837318
Holy shit can you imagine the mouthful of blood the rabbi had when he sucked this Jew's baby cock while he was strapped on a table and getting his dick cut while he was but an infant?

is shapiro the go to jew to cover nefarious jewish activity? why is he getting involved?

this is a clear case of market collusion and manipulation when the people who are shorting GME are preventing others from buying it.

That's a lot of text to say absolutely fuck all.

Ben Shaprio is Jewish.

>>26837318
I see Ben Shapiro has gone full shekels again.

>>26838637
It should be

>>26837318
Key point of fact
>we got here because some greedy hedge funds shorted GME to the tune of 140%, and got caught with their dicks in the cookie jar
Shapirostein won't call this out for obvious reasons

>>26837318
Fuck him and fuck you too! You can both KYS!

>>26837318
>I can't believe you terrorists are doing this to my people for the lolz, no way you just caught Wall St with their pants down and bent them over.
Oh look, a jew covering for hedge funds.
How strangely unsurprising.

>>26837318
All Jews

He starts out good but then falls flat

media kike doing damage control for hedge fund kikes. booooring

>>26837318
>Um goy you shouldn’t squeeze this naked short because stocks are based on facts not feelings.
Mild but predictable response from Ben.

>>26839992
>is shapiro the go to jew to cover nefarious jewish activity?
He makes a good spokesman. What with his history of ABSOLUTELY MURDERING LIBERAL ART MAJORS

Who the fuck are these people that listen to this clowns elite propaganda radio show. I suspect his ratings are all elite Jews or his support is purely manufactured.

His voice is annoying and his show sounds like one long advertisement for rubes.

>prank

>>26837318
Is it possible to not read his tweets in his manlet jewish voice?

[insert Talmud verse commanding "Jews" to defraud the goyim]

>>26837318
Shapiro is lying there. The hedge funds that were shorting were doing naked shorts (shorting more than 100% of the available shares) which is illegal in the US since 2008.

Yes there are cringe commies on twitter trying to spin this into an anticapitalist thing, but that doesnt change the fact that the hedge funds were doing something illegal, got caught, got punished for it and then went on tv to say it was all reddit's fault. I say fuck them all.

>>26838224
Except that the hedge fund managers involved in GME abso-fucking-lutely are

I've fapped to that gnome's sister fuck him

>>26837318
Fuck off kike

>>26839301
I love gamestop and remember going there as a kid to rent my favorite SNES® titles like Mario Kart™ and Donkey Kong™

They never had BattleToads™ though

>>26837318
Fuck kikes

>>26840814
that's not the definition of naked shorting and you can have more than 100% short interest without naked shorting

>>26840842
ALL hedge fund managers are greedy parasites because ALL of them are either outright jewish or strongly philosemitic

>>26837318
Of course the jewish controlled opposition shills for the transactions of imaginary inflated assets

>>26838637
Ben shapiro is NOT a libertarian lmao

>>26837318
i noticed on robinhood that you get flagged if you day trade more than 3 times in 5 days, meanwhile ben shapiros friends are making thousands of trades in fractions of a second while mitt romney style firms take predatory action constantly.

>>26837318
>ben jewero
fuck off moshe

>>26840360
The point is that he isn't a libertarian, not that porn should or shouldn't be banned.

>>26837318
>Benji
A subhuman parasitic traitor.

>>26837318
>undermining confidence in the pricing mechanism of the market
imagine still believing in this shit after 2020

shapiro is a trust fund kid that tried to make it in hollywood as a writer but was rejected because the humor of a sexually repressed, conservative orthodox jew isn't funny. Now he has made it his life goal to try making conservatism appealing and the mainstream.

FOR ME NOT FOR THEE
t. tribe of noses very long

>>26837318
Noooooo ONLY US ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE MONEY

>>26837318
makes sense

Oh good grief what dark times is this if I think Shapiro is saying something logical

Ben Shapiro owns redditors with epic facts and logic. MUST SEE

>>26837318
>2) Investment opportunities for stockholders
?? This is circular logic. It represents an investment opportunity because people see it as an investment opportunity, not because it produces any value whatsoever. Someone explain to me how his point makes any fucking sense at all.

>>26837318
LOL THIS IS MASSIVE JEWISH COPE.

>>26840764
I read it out loud and I could not even slip into my normal voice (I'm trans btw)

>>26837318
Take ONE guess what the topic of discussion was at the temple yesterday. Think it was God ?

>>26842163
>imagine still believing in this shit after 2008
FTFY

So Ben, it doesn't undermine confidence in the pricing mechanism of the market when your long-nosed brethren are allowed to simply disable buying to manipulate prices? Fuck this manlet kike.

>>26837318
Ben Shapiro is Jewish.

>>26837318

>not a casino
>has casino-esque systems like being able to short stocks which allowed this to happen anyway

Pick one Jew, it’s just rules for thee but not for me

>>26837318
LOL COPE JEW

>>26842187
ben shapiro? who tf is that? is he related to abby in some way?

>>26837318
Imagine ever listening to this ethno-centric turbokike as he runs cover for his vulture capitalist co-ethnics

>>26837318
He's right. Honestly this whole incident has made me *less* anti-semitic and has caused me to embrace my Jewish heritage, because I see how fucking dumb and mob-like the goy masses are. They don't understand anything and are easily corralled into vitriolic and self-destructive movements. They need to be controlled.

>>26843186
I was waiting for those kazar milkers. Only reason I clicked on the thread.
Everything else I could say has already been said.

>>26843535

>>26837318
Ben Shapiro isn't half as smart as he thinks he is.

>you should tell the govt to stop bailing out financial companies
And they didn't listen
So here we are

>>26837318
>Jewish guy speaks out when his people try to put the fix in
Every time

>>26841528
He claims he is

>>26837318
>hedge funds provide value
>t. a jew
lol

>>26837318
OK, now this is epic.

>>26837318
can someone translate this to fucking english please

>>26837318
Kikes will always side with their own, don't forget this.

>>26843378
>>26843535
kys

>>26837318
DONT CARE STILL HOLDING
NOK
AMC
GME
FLY ME TO THE FUCKING MOON

>>26844410
kikeoid defends kikeoid wallstreet interests, as though they're in any way legitimate

>>26837318
i've always found the confidence in which Ben, a lawyer, has whenever he talks about markets a little funny. he's generally not wrong, but the smugness is unwarranted for what is essentially a first year economics level take

>>26843028
true but after 2020 every myth about the way politics/economics are supposed to work should be completely shattered for all but the densest of normies

>>26844595
what do you expect from a guy who made it big debating college students and shilling mattresses to boomers?

>>26844558
You're holding reddit's bags, dumb nigger

>>26844558
NOK is the only one you should be holding

>>26843186
Her figure is fucking spectacular; she is built for breeding.

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you.

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and its about time someone took you man children down a notch

>>26837318
>GUYS JUST ASK THE HEDGE FUNDS TO STOP FUCKING PEOPLE OVER AND ASK THE GOVERNMENT TO STOP BAILING THEM OUT!!!!! IT'S THAT EASY

>>26841573
>I noticed
A quick Google search gives you an answer

>>26844410
"only kikes should make money, when you make money it's because of memes"

>>26837318
NOOOOOO FREEMARKET DOESN'T MEAN IT'S FREE FOR YOU

>>26838354
This, interest rates are meant to reward people for undertaking risk, if you want capital to be allocated efficiently it is necessary that interest rates be priced according to the risks involved in the usage of capital. Risk is not about what *should* happen, but what *can* happen, when you overshort a stock you incur huge huge financial risk, this means that the hedge funds engaged in such activities should be required to pay colossal interest to the holders of the shares they are borrowing to short. But they don't pay the accurate interest rate because they operate on the assumption that they cannot lose in a rigged market. This means capital is not distributed efficiently. A market can only be truly efficient when it allows for *ALL* possible permutations, including overzealous bears getting their balls squeezed in pate.

>>26841573
If you have 25k cash or assets you can trade as much as you want. Under that you only get 4 day trades before you get a 3 month ban on it

>shorting bad
>squeeze good
>rallying good
this is your brain on reddit. enjoy your loss.

A jew defending this tribesmen. How novel.

He didnt say 1 word wrong, you fucking virgins are so blinded you cant even read what he wrote

>>26838637
He doesn't think porn should be banned, he thinks its disgusting and immoral; there's a difference.

My queen, I kneel

>>26843535

we outnumber you. as soon as we hit critical mass of realization within our communities, we are going to kill you all and there will be no escape.

>>26838354
exactly. It's funny and sad watching blue checked clowns offer their opinion on this and come out looking woefully uninformed.

It's not left vs right it's literally Jew vs gentile lol

>>26846763
Does she need me as a witness? I'll do it as long as I can bury my face between her tits

>you should be telling the government to stop bailing out financial firms
as if that would do anything at all

>>26837318
Why is it okay for brokers to halt buys on assets that will have a clear value increase by the number of outstanding shorts? That's markets working as intended, to prevent aggressive and destructive shorts.

>>26847657
because hyper rallying behind a stock is just as destructive to shorters as agressive shorting is to holders?

>>26848614
Difference is there are no limits on shorters. Shorters win: that's just how capitalism works kid, there's a loser in every trade and you lost this time. Shorters lose: NOOOOO DADDY SEC HELP IT'S NOT FAIR THEY'RE CHEATING I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LOSE SHUT IT DOWN!!!

>>26847007
Uh huh. And the military will install Trump as president any day now. I've heard it all before.

>>26837318
What a fucking kike

>>26843535

>>26837318
oh look a jew covering for jews

>>26849391
yes but shorting is riskier too. if reddit keeps getting behind stocks that get shorted, shorting will never be a thing.

>>26837318
>the stock market is merely a casino. This is untrue
tell that to your buddies at melvin, Ben.

This is why i bought some rubic then the kikes can't take my money away from me.

>>26850060
scrolling down that one gave me a finger cramp.

>>26850558
Good, it shouldn't be a thing. Shorting is scummy. You're working towards companies to go out of business, everyday people to lose their livelihood and investors to lose their shares' value. These Bobo faggots whine that it's illegal market manipulation when 100K people each buy 10 shares of their shorted stock. Then out of the other side of their mouth they claim it's not unfair market manipulation but rather totally healthy and organic when one person dumps 1 million shares to help their shorted position that only they benefit from.

Funny this retard wants to talk about market health and pricing assets why are his Jewish fucking tribe buddies allowed to short a hundred and thirty percent of the existing stock notice how this idiot doesn't mention anywhere that this hedge fund participated in the legal practice of naked shorting shares it's 100% the fault of these stupid fucking Jews who broke the law shortage shares they didn't own and now they're facing fair market consequences this has nothing to do with anything illegal or right or wrong.

>>26837318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzojHqzm3TU

>>26850558
(and that's a good thing)

>>26843186
>>26845285
I can't deny it anymore /biz/ I am in love with Abigail Shapiro. Her class and sophistication, her innocent smile, and mostly those lush pendulous yiddie tiddies. I would betray my blood and my race to put my circumcised BWC between them. It has been great shitposting with you guys, but i'm taking the blue pill for her so that maybe someday she will reward me with her body.

The merchant is my greatest ally and I don't care if Tyrone BLACKS every white woman on earth, because how can they even hope to compete with genetically superior khazar milkers? I would cut down a hundred pure Aryan younglings if only she would let me nurse on those swarthy Jewish areolae, gently stroking my hair back and whispering "that's a good goy" to me as I slobber and wojack-face with mindless, zen-like contentment.

Who cares about the white race? We're inferior to (((them))) anyway and deep down all of you fags know it. The best hope I can attain to is to racemix up with a genetically superior jewess and watch her breastfeed our godtier IQ offspring on those luscious khazar milkers. I need jewtits in my life familia

>>26850558
it shouldn't be a thing it's fucking bullshit all it is is Jewish Shell games to make money on failing American companies. Naked shorting is illegal. Simple so explain to me how they managed to get themselves into a position where they've shorted 130% of the stock explain to me how that is legal and not 100% their own fault

>>26848614
yeah except when goyim get fucked sideways by kikes shorting things we don't get to call our buddies at the SEC and have trading shut down so we don't take the L.

>>26852100
Pure BDE radiating off that dude. Good to see someone on those cuck business channels telling the hedgefags to go fuck themselves.

>>26853234
This.
>we need to acquire this company.
>Short the fuck out of it, crash it's stock, then acquire.
>cousing Moshe, plz look the other way. Look! they're talking about movies and videogames on facebook!

>>26837318
jew against the fucking of melvin capital, how weird