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>Melvin capital
>Doesn't have any capital

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>>26798626

>> No.26798806

>>26798626
shouldn't it be 'melvin' then?

>> No.26798871

>>26798626
>>26798806
Who the fuck is melvin anyways?

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>>26798626
Just Melvin now

>> No.26799273

>>26798626
Based

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>>26798984

>> No.26799547

>>26798984
not for long

>> No.26799643

>>26798984
more like JUSTed Melvin

>> No.26799644

>>26798806
>>26798626
>>26798871
hedgies on suicide watch

>> No.26801315

JUST

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Imagine working at melvin right now

>> No.26802348

>>26798626
kek

>> No.26802363

>Melvin Capital
>Melvout of Capital

>> No.26802444

>>26798806
>Melvin Cannonball

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>>26798626

>> No.26802523

>>26798626
>melvin aint shit but hoes and tricks
>lick on these nuts and suck the dick

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>>26802239

>> No.26802622

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbT31Ihy-Wg&ab_channel=MelvinsJelly


some ligature for Melvies to kys

>> No.26802640

>>26798806
Formerly Chucks

>> No.26802747

>>26798626
any paperhanded bitch should listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXtATeQ7GKg

>> No.26802815

>>26802547
>Jaypreet Chadha

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went from hedge fund manager to trimming my hedges

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>>26798626
>NNOOOOOO STOP IT STOP STOP IT STOP IT SSTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP

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So I probably shouldnt be saying this but fuck it, whats the worst that can happen? I work in an office across the street from Melvin Capital and the last few days have been wild. People have been leaving that building looking like they just stepped out of a funeral home. Normally those cunts act all high and mighty but lately its as if someone told them their entire family has stage 4 cancer.

I managed to snap this pic of one of them this morning, pic related

>> No.26803235

>>26798626
like 99% of landlords desu

Imagine renting out a property the bank owns then sperging out if your tenants dont pay/wreck the place

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>>26798626

>> No.26805168

>>26803120
How tall is the building? Over 5 floors? Get ready for a messy street