/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26756430
It's not about money anymore.

unless you sold before close of market today you didn't make shit and are about to lose all your paper profits. after hours is already a disaster.

1k would make me so happy i'd shit my pants but sadly im a poorfag, be happy about 70k and buy the best tesla

>>26756430
It was never about the money, anon. You want the blood of the people that stole that money(your future and well being) from you in the first place.

This is only over when we say it's over, your redemption arc has just begun.

>>26756430
>greed
Jump off while you still have net profit form riding the wave

>>26756430
>Wanna make some more money?

>>26756735
fuck you melvin oh im sorry melvin already covered >100% of his shorts

>>26756735
Wait until opening tomorrow

>>26756735
>oh no... anyways

>>26756735
Fuck off shill, dip tomorrow, the moon friday

>>26756735
Kill yourself melvin

>>26756735
> after hours is already a disaster.

It already recovered from the dip

>>26756814
>makes 70k
>immediately buys a tesla
You will remain broke like this

>>26756430
>tfw I have 20k in student loan debt and don't have disposable income to spend on stocks
>tfw I missed a once in a lifetime opportunity to turn thousands into millions
>tfw I'm never going to make it

>>26756814
Do you have a developmental condition?

>>26756958
>>26756970
>>26756982
>>26757014
>>26757066
>>26757074
The instant replies filled with delusion, I’m getting BTC 2017 vibes.

>>26756430
Because you don’t know how to spend your money faggot. But a new awesome bed.

ALL RTARDS FROM REDDIT G0 AT /r/Wallstreetbetsnew SHARE THIS WITH 0THERS AND HOLD! MONKEYZ STR0NK T0GETHA

>>26757136
>tfw never used a fucking creditcard in my life because "i'm not a retard who gets debt"
>get opted out of all this free money

Live out your life, bro. When you stop living, you're already dead.

>have 40k in the bank from my wagecuck job, bought my first stock today
>anons are making $70k in a day from jewing the jews
I should really just let you guys invest my money

>>26757197
And how much is BTC worth now compared to 2017?

>>26756430
ITS

NOT

ABOUT

MONEY

>>26756958
>>26756970
>>26756982
>>26757014
>>26757066
>>26757074
MASSIVE sell signal right here

>>26756430
happiness directly correlates to a belief in a better future. you've peaked.

>>26757014
this. never sell negatives at the end of the day. People are usually more upbeat and hopeful in the morning.

>>26757637
stfu shill DIAMOND DICK DIAMOND HANDS

>>26756430
Because money doesn't buy happiness. This isn't even a meme.

>>26756430
>Why AREN'T I
Wtf is that english? Is it correct?(french fag)

>>26757637
happy holocaust sequel you yid

Because its fucking monopoly money and it doesn't matter. After a certain point it doesn't make you happy. I'm laying here with my dog and I'm happier rn than the moment I realized my portfolio was up $5k.

My wife is pregnant and the baby is starting to kick. I love falling asleep with my hand on her now showing belly.

Its not about the $$$. Its about fulfillment. Go on a date. Get in shape. Workout. Get a dog. Get a car project going.

>>26756430
because we havent all made it yet

>>26756830
Betty Crocker and Hostess stole my future and well-being.

>>26757925
no

>>26757571
Cashapp me, I'll do it.

>>26757637
Stay mad kike, GME going to SIX MILLION

>>26758195
Yeah, falling asleep with a hand on the belly of your pregnant wife sounds great.

Do you lease her out?

>>26756430
You could have made a 100 ;)

>>26759313
Sorry brother. Hard-core catholic trad wife from Mexico city.

Build your life the way you build your portfolio.

>>26756814
>buy the best tesla
>im a poorfag
we know buddy. we know.

>>26756814
>>26756814
It's all going back in the market

>>26756430
You need to spend money to be happy, retard. Give them to me and I'll call you pogchamp. You'll feel a lot better.

>>26756735
I’ll see you in April when this gets real interesting.
Oh, almost forgot: Fuck you

>>26756430
Test

>>26758195
Fucking my pregnant wife was the best sex ever, zoomers don't even know.

>live in a society
>society is clownworld
>why aren't I happy?

Honk

>>26759544
>Build your life the way you build your portfolio
So... daytrading shitcoins and meme stocks? Seems like legit advice...

>>26756735
Shut the fuck up Melvin. Buying more tomorrow

>>26759401
>>26759401
I got in really early, and I could have, but I feel like complaining about making "only" 69k off of a 1k investment is petty and disgusting

>>26762013
what price are you selling at senpai

>>26759757
This explains why you're unhappy. Prisoner's mindset.

>>26763727
How so? What's wrong with growing your wealth?

>>26756735
More for OP to buy lmao

>>26763727
To expand on this, you should take $10k and play with it. It's important that good trades manifest in some real way in your life so that you have some appreciation for what you're doing. Take $10k and spend it on something you actually like. Not something other people tell you you should like. I'm taking gains and making a huge raised bed vegetable garden in my yard, it's going to be fully irrigated on a wireless timer I can control with my phone. I'm putting in fruit trees all over my yard (including citrus). Today I called for quotes on having two oak trees removed to make more room for my fruit orchard. I also spent several hours with the county learning setback regulations for landscaping. I love building things like this. I'm also going to build a big treehouse for my kids. A few grand easily pays for all this, they are fun projects, and they will actually raise my property value and produce food.

Find some hobbies that bring out the kid in you and do them. That's my advice.

>>26764993
The only thing I'm interested in is getting enough capital to move out of this shitty country when I get off probation.

>>26764370
See >>26764993
Nothing wrong with it per se but rolling it 100% back into the digits on your screen is unhealthy.

>>26756735
Nah, the whole thing is a larp but aftermarket is just hedge funds in private deals. Although truth be you should be out soon

>>26756430
Because the kikes are still laughing

>>26765076
Fleeing your country won't make you happy. It will have the opposite effect.

>>26756430
>Thinks moving green text on a screen will make him happy
Ngmi

>>26756735
LOL, HE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT HOLDING UNTIL FRIDAY

>>26756814
Me I'm gonna do a couple overnights with local escorts

>>26765076
come over here to Japan, its very nice!

>>26765328
>>26765328
My life was ruined because of the American judicial system. I got fucked over because I was lied to, even though I had evidence and the "victim" in my case admitted to lying, but I still got the book thrown at me.

I refuse to live in a country where this can happen and I'm still painted as evil.
>>26765673
70K isn't enough capital to move there, to my knowledge.

>>26765076
If you're on probation you're the shitty one, amigo. please do go, you won't be missed

>>26765328
The fact that I pegged you as having prisoner's mindset so quickly before you even said you were 1. on probation and 2. looking to escape the country should give you pause to consider my advice.

Good luck with whatever you do.

>>26765846
are you tinder anon?

>>26765972
Meant for >>26765846

>>26765846
Sounds like youre just some douchebag whos twisting the story to make yourself sound like the victim. Pathetic

>>26766057
Correct.
>>26766083
I'm not.

>>26756430
>why aren't I happy?
none of us will ever really be happy until we eliminate jews

>>26756430
Did you sell? If you did you lost the feeling

>>26756958
By shorting again

>>26766553
Not selling til 1488

>>26765076
>probabtion
yikes, ever considered committing suicide you failure?

>>26756430
buy first majestic

>>26766728
I've posted my story many times, 95 percent of people agree I don't deserve probation or any kind of punishment in general

>>26757628

>>26756430
If I were you, I'd donate to my local nature center to improve the quality of life in town and create local pride, while also aiding local nature education.

>>26757925
yes

>>26760757
Weird.

>>26756430
Because Melvin is still standing.

>>26757136
Don't worry about it. Once in a lifetime opportunities pop up all the time.

>>26756430
Because money can't buy happiness, bud.

>t. /x/

>>26760757
sounds based

>>26762013
Thats a pellet rifle.

>>26759003
It's never too late to diet.

>>26756735
Look at this hedge fund kike, look at him and laugh

>>26756430
im the anon who made a million off it and i dont feel anything cause 1 million is nothing now

>>26756430
Because you need to HODL and make 1million dollars.
HODL
HODL AND BUY THE DIP

>>26757571
how old are u?

>>26759151
yo this guy says "amn't I"

>>26765846
Kill her and jump the border bro in minecraft

>>26769117
It wasn't her fault, it's the fact that regardless of her actions the american judicial system believes I'm still in the wrong regardless of evidence.

Sell before it's too late.

>>26769477
t. melvin

>>26756653

If everyone holds, this shit will go straight to the banks paying out massive amounts. Hedge after hedge will fall.

>>26765846
where you living these days?

>>26756430
final blackpill is realizing money doesn't solve any of your problems, in fact now you've only got one more thing to worry about

Goals with no money is dream crushing.
Money with no meaning is soul crushing.

>>26770537
lmfao no it's not, second line is bullshit

>>26770301
Bumfuck town mid united states

>>26756430
Because your a faggot.

>70k
>only about 70 hours with highend hookers
why are women so expensive

>>26770788
You can have women for free, retard. Women are stupid and if they are tricking you, you are a fool.

>>26756430

70k isn't shit bruh

>>26770788
wow anon you can finish 252000 times during that.

>>26763317
1488

>>26756430
now you have to take 15% and convert it to hookers and blow

>>26757136
I was saying this shit a week ago when I sold my stinky linkies for a loss at 14$. Your a pussy if you cant get your shit together remember that and since hopefully your not a pussy you will slowly scrounge up enough savings to find financial freedom

>>26756430
Buy some guns with some of that money and you'll feel happy.

>>26757628
>ITS
>
>NOT
>
>ABOUT
>
>MONEY
what is it about redditspacing newfag? im just tring to get money. hold my bags pol newfag.

>>26756814
Are you 15 or in a 3rd world country? With any decent job you could make that in a week or two...

>>26770652
Guarantee you are young and at least semi-broke.

Happiness about ones life is waking up juiced for whats to come. Once you got a million in equity(im halfway there), it just doesnt become fun anymore.

Its like beating a video game and sitting on the end game...wandering around. Sure you can always do more...but youve made it. And you realize in the end you had more fun climbing than being at the actual top.

>>26756814
70k isn't even half the best tesla

>>26771813
>pretending to be a richfag with 500k
cringe

No matter what rocket I try to ride, I never earn money.
I should really invest on a rope and fucking neck myself at this point. I am sure God put me on this Earth to amuse Him through my futile attempts at earning money.

Be grateful. At least you got enough money to cover yourself for a while. Remember there's people like me out there who lives in the dirt.

>>26756735
faggot

>>26771782
In what country can you makes $70k in a week or two

>>26756430

>>26757014
What do you think is the lowest it could drop to tomorrow?

>>26756735
Thanks just bought 100k

>>26757136
>decide to stop browsing reddit and 4chan as a NY resolution
>miss entire thing
>log on now to see this

>>26769967
Then when do we sell?

>>26756430
Buy about 25 to 50 gold sovereigns, lay them on to floor and roll around on them naked. See if that helps.

>>26763317
>HE THINKS WE'RE SELLING

>>26756430
Hedonic adaptation is a bitch, fren

>>26756430
you feel nothing because the money wasn't earned. you basically won a calculated lottery ticket, and you know it. stock brokers and professional investors feel the same way, all the time, and the ones that are happy, like warren buffet, are in it for the fun of the game.

>>26771628
learn what redditspacing is, election tourist. you're one to fucking talk when you think you need a fucking quote mark for an empty line.

>>26757777
Witnessed. To the moon with diamond hands baby

>>26756430
you'll be even less happy when you have to claim it on your taxes.

>>26756430
Because it’s only the start if you have GME.

>>26756814
>the absolute state of the poorfag mindset
I’m sure it’s “the man” keeping the poor down in poverty and they bare no responsibility for being fucking morons

>>26756430
This is what the Buddha meant about desire.

>>26756430
After you earn enough to take care of immediate stresses you realize money aint shit unless you like to play the game.

>>26768401
24

>>26772171
he means the 1k

All in on MUSE

>>26772064
You'll make it anon.

>>26756430
Cause you have to produce something worth being happy over.

>26777777

>>26777777

>>26772171
based esl retard

>>26774335
hang yourself twitter migrant

congrats, anon.

>>26780767
thanks man

>>26756814
And yet poorfags wonder why their still poor
Enjoy the (You) though

>>26756735
>>26756958
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6o7ed/since_it_got_removed_when_do_we_sell_a_quick/

> Official definition:

Days to cover, also called short ratio, measures the expected number of days to close out a company's issued shares that have been shorted.
Days to cover is calculated by taking the number of currently shorted shares and dividing that amount by the average daily trading volume for the company in question.
A high 'days to cover' ratio can often signal a potential short squeeze.

Dumbed down version:

- imagine you're Melvin Capital and you have 1 million dildos up your ass. How long will it take to get all those dildos out of your ass? If the volume of dildo removing is 1 per day, then it'll take 1 million days to remove 1 million dildos up your ass. If it's 50,000 dildos a day, then it's 20 days.

- Same thing with covering short positions. How long will it take Melvin Capital and other shorters to cover their short positions? You take alllll the shorted shares, divided by the average volume of share movement per day, and you get something called "Days to Cover"

Now you know what day's to cover means, you can check many websites to see what is the days to cover for GME.https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NYSE/GME/short-interest/ = 6 days

https://shortsqueeze.com//shortinterest/stock/term2.php?s=GME = 6.3 days

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GME/key-statistics?p=GME = 5.78 days

So you can see, even if Melvin Capital wants to cover their shorts, it's gonna take them DAYS, and right now it's gonna take them an entire trading week to cover their position.

>>26756735
Buying more right now faggot

>>26756430
Be glad you can easily use Robinhood. I can't in my country.

>>26772723
sell?

>>26756430
Because at the end of the day, unless you have at least $10mil you won't be able to retire early or buy whatever you want within reason

>>26756430
God and Jesus Christ are the true sources of happiness.

Money is just garbage in the end.

>>26756735
>after hours
Get ready to cry this morning Melvin.

Who are we fucking over again, what're they called?

>>26765520
idiot. feds are gonna catch you with your pants down just play it cool for a couple months b4 doing anything radical.

it's about the chase not the catch

>>26758195
TO DO THAT I NEED MONEY BUT I ONLY HAVE $600

>>26772723
You don't fag. Burn the system down

>>26765846
>70K isn't enough capital to move there, to my knowledge.
with a criminal record they wouldn't let you in anyway

>>26771782
Most people in their 20s don't have decent jobs. I make 31k a year before taxes and work at Amazon (I quit, no more wageslaving for me after tomorrow) but yeah there were people in their 40s telling me they were making more at Amazon than they had made in their whole life and they had 4 year degrees. It's fucked. Maybe that's just in the US? Idk, seems like the economy has been fubar in the US for decades.

>>26787053
I have a deferred sentence, meaning my record gets wiped clean if I don't get in trouble, which I probably will.

Regardless, with enough capital I'd rather just live in extended place hotels or AirBnBs. Doesn't tie me down that way.

>>26756814
That is why you will always stay a poorfag. No matter how much money you manage to get

>>26772014
It is way more than the most expensive Tesla here in Norway.

so when to sell?
friday right?

im a girl btw can anyone help me haha

>>26788713
The Tesla Roadster costs less than $70k in Norway?
I find that hard to believe since the base price is $200k in the US.

>>26756430
>why aren't I happy?
Pic related.

Can't complain, back in September I picked GME up while it was around $7 USD since their model is so insolvent it would be a decent reportable loss. Sold it today instead as a 330k bag, finished w/ lawyers in the late evening for a 100k charitable donation. LULing thinking about how the Hedgies just allowed me to give 100k of their money to a mutual aid charity.

>>26789471
anon why the fuck wouldnt you donate to the poor hedge fund managers who will be out of a job now? What about them, dont you care!

>>26765520
Why have 1 when you can have 2?

>>26789251
i ignored this, ignored women, and married a female malamute. i am much happier than the few friends i have left.

>>26756814
Bitcoin

>>26771813
You reddit faggots are literal cancer.

>>26760757
Yeah man, I hear you. I remember when I had my first threesome as well

>>26771813
fuck i hope the kikes take you to the cleaners you trashy plebbitor.

>>26756735
FUCK OFF, NIGGER. WE'RE HOLDING.

>>26785119
What are Feds gonna do, suck your cock too?

>>26772171
based retard

>>26760757
my 3rd is 2 months old, they will never know.

>>26780733
Obvious retard

>>26756814
Nice poorfag mentality, you won't go anywhere thinking like this

>>26758195
Money won't make you happy, but not being able to feed your family will sure as shit make you sad. Happy to hear thing are going well for you anon, keep it up.

>>26756430
I made 4K holding GME and AMC how do you think i feel

>>26783135
How can you know how many shares/how much money Melvin has to cover?

>>26758195
>Go on a date. Get in shape. Workout. Get a dog. Get a car project going.

Requires moolah. I'd settle for just enough to get full dental implants. My brit-tier literally what's keeping me from feeling like a normal person.

Fuck my parents for being unable to parent.

>>26756430
Silver will be the next play and it will collapse the entire (((system)))

>>26792206
data is publicly available

>>26771813
why haven't you started a business and set to work building an empire?

>>26756430
Because you still have to deal with niggers and kikes

Should I buy the stock right now or when it opens in a few hours. Curious

>>26787486
Amazonfag here too, I make 33k before taxes, I did the math and if I slaved for 60 hours a week I'd get a shitload of vacation time and make about 59-60k before taxes, not bad for never going to college, not that hard of a job either.

>>26794910
yeah but it now

>>26772723
never

you're not happy because you're not safe. get those bucks clean through suter. better than tornado cash desu

>>26789251
are you fucking high christnigger?