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Srsly u guiz its not funny
>>26786611It's funny, but people are making money from it too. People can buy and sell what they want, no rules are being broken. If you're going to short you should know the risks.
boomers are literally popping pills and downing booze as we speakthey are literally pointing the barrels of shotguns to their mouths and blowing their brains out
>>26786611I told you so, you stupid fucks
>>26786611so what's exploding this time
>>26786611dumb and dumberthe whole market is rigged so is the system as whole. wake up.
I work for forbes and had a chance to interview the Melvin ceo. Here’s a preview of our chat for my biz bros Just got off the phone with the Melvin capital ceohttps://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
>>26786761The next war the finance sector and *ehem public servant* GLOW NIGGERS are planning.
>>26786611This makes me think we need to invade a country for Israel
>>26786611This sounds like a violent threat. Almost like they're inciting violence against us.
>>26786854Now that, is some hard hitting journalism.
>>26786854damn he's really lost it
DACE WITH ME /biz/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AUGmiDMud4
>>26786984>not safety dancecringe but I am dancing anyways.
>>26786854heh
>>26786854>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN>its realwtf? /biz/ is awesome they only get larpers over on /pol/
>>26786611>only we're allowed to rig the system...play fair
>>26786611Nooooo you can't just use abuse the free market like we do this is serious you can't save a company we decided was going bankrupt that's not faaaaair
>>26786854my sides
>>26786854>recognize link>play it again anywaylul
>>26786854Is the Talmud part is real?
>>26786854>>26786854>>26786854oh god ahahahahahahah
>>26786854My sides have been sent to Auschwitz AND ON INTERNATIONAL HOLOHOAX DAY.
>>26786854kek
>>26786854AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>26787156We the People™ can play the same games if they can as well
>>26786854SHUT IT DOWN
>>26786611>destroy the economy>bailed out the banks>boomers offshore the jobs to China>cut off my foreskinYeah I think this ‘economy’ can suck my cock
>>26786854
>>26786611nope I think it's hilarious.
>>26786854Holy shit
>>26787320yes it Israel
>>26786854Ayyy lmao
>>26786854holy
>>26786854i can't breathe right now that was too good
Trump JR says gojews red hot
>>26786854Amazing
Comfy 99% crypto portfolio. Sold almost all my stonks and all it link and eth for alts. Am finally 1k link
>>26786611>a concerted effort of market manipulatorsis this satire?
>>26786854now this is the kind of shit I live for
>>26786611It's really just a big game of pass the parcel.The idiot holding it at the end is the one that will suffer most.
>>26786854>forgot it was holocaust rememberence daymy sides
>>26786814It's not rigged - Gamestop is a failing company and everyone knows it.
>>26786611>stop laughing it’s not funny
>>26786854Bizonacci has come
>>26786611i find it delicious that theres a possibility of many people seething over this event while i make a profit from it and i havent worked a day in my life as a neet
When do premarkets open
If you actually have a brain. Buy bitcoin now as the retards pull it out to play reddit games and wait for the rush back in.
>>26786854holy hell this is good shit anon
>>26786611This is hands-down the biggest cope of the new decade.
>>26786854Thanks for killing my sides
>>26786854Absolutely top kek, that's fucking hilarious
>>26786611Yes I will LOL
NOT FUNNY
>>26786854I fucking lost it.
>>26786854Wait is that ItsAGundam? I've heard that voice before
>>26786960 >>26786963 >>26787104 >>26787148 >>26787274 >>26787319 >>26787320 >>26787351 >>26787406 >>26787443 >>26787449 >>26787589 >>26787702 >>26787717 >>26787780 >>26787843 >>26787875 >>26787889 >>26787926 >>26787955 >>26787993 >>26788059 >>26788062 >>26788093 >>26788323 >>26788370 >>26788380 >>26788412 >>26788578 >>26788630Retards. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/1cv3hXwcRPAN>>/biz/?offset=24&ghost=yes&task=search&search_text=1cv3hXwcRPAN>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=1cv3hXwcRPANhttps://www.google.com/search?q=1cv3hXwcRPAN
>>26786854I was really getting in to the jew music
>>26786611This legit sounds like a threat. But I'm not afraid of these kikes!
>BlackRock BLK.N, the world's largest asset manager, owned about 9.2 million shares in GameStop as of Dec. 31, 2020, spread over several funds. nL4N2K23QG If BlackRock has not since sold any of those shares, its stake's value is up $2.4 billion since the start of the year.Jews always win
>>26788695Shut up faggot
>>26786854best thing ive heard in many years ty anon
>>26788757HE WAS LARPING YOU MORON.
>>26788801who gives a fuck?
>>26788695>mass replier
>>26788801Nigger I don't care
>>26788801Oh wow you are legitimately autistic.
>>26788695oy vey
>>26788801After many years, I finally got to use this image again.
>>26788801Next you're gonna tell me that water's wet.
>>26786682The only problem is if this continues (which it won't), you run the risk of fucking over pension plans or sovereign wealth funds, which can have huge repercussions.
>>26786854probably what is unironically going through their mind rn.
>>26786854Based FUCK MY SIDES ARE GOING TO THE MOON
>>26786854No way, is this real?
>>26788074It's not even really about Gamestop. It could be any other company. It's about fucking some hedgies who got caught with their pants down.Hey - if they didn't want it, why did they pull their pants down and paint a big "fuck me hard, daddy" sign on their asses?Bulls make money, Bears make money, Pigs get slaughtered. Simple as.
>>26788695Nobody actually thinks it's a real interview you faggot, you think people would believe that the guy was playing jew music over the phone?
>>26789481>It's about fucking some hedgies who got caught with their pants down.I'd argue that it's about an angry and disaffected group of young men who feel the need to strike out against the people they hold responsible for their own inaction and lack of control they feel over their own lives.It's almost like something out of Fight Club.
You cant mess with our carefully regulated ponzi scheme that make us wealthy while sucking value out of the economy reeeeee
>>26789481holy based, you were denied digits for some fake and gay reason.
>>26786854Gave me a good laugh anon, thanks.
>>26789312>problemIt's priced in.
>>26787906based jr
>>26788122check your lineage, you're probably a jew or a nigger.
>>26789804>wallstreet doesn't deserve to loseLMAO IMAGINE ACTUALLY DEFENDING WALLSTREET
>>26789804I'm not getting the feeling of that at all. Rather, everyone is drunk on the feeling of what it's like to make the market for once. Some people are injecting lofty ideals into it, but as we should all know, there will be casualties on both sides in war.>>26789312If this definition of a hedge fund from Investopedia is right:>Because of this, hedge funds tend to cater to high net-worth individuals and require large sums to invest - leaving the ordinary investor out of luck. Then no fucking mercy.
>>26790107I never said that. I hate all of you equally, I just find your hypocrisy distasteful. You are what you claim to hate.
>>26786854Holy shit it's real
>>26790205The zebra hates the lion but would gleefully change places. Welcome to nature.
>>26790189>If this definition of a hedge fund from Investopedia is right:
>>26786611Then why am I laughing?
>>26790082No, that is extremely patrician. Jews and niggers just flaunt that mentality like short-sighted retards. Our collective racial guilt is one of our greatest faults under these shit tier market conditions. Rise above it all wagie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61iVvV0dCY
>>26789312>fucking over pension plansfirst off who even gets a pension anymore? second who the fuck is so irresponsible that they are risking pensions on shorts?
>>26790261What?
>>26790394Brainlet
>>26786854extremely, extremely based
>>26786705Covid and now this.. sometimes I wonder if the boomer generation is on its way out.
>>26790393>first off who even gets a pension anymore?Lots of people. Union members, government employees, me.>second who the fuck is so irresponsible that they are risking pensions on shorts?Hopefully no one. Like I said, I don't see this continuing, I just noted that it could potentially be a problem.>>26790459Speaking platitudes to justify your own idiocy doesn't make you sagacious or wise.
>>26786854My fucking sides, TOP fucking kek mate
>>26786705
>>26790205Wagie, wagie did you hear me? You were two minutes over on break again. Don't let this happen again you don't want to know the consequences of such a thing. Trust me, I have your best interests at heart and just want you to succeed, wagie. This is practically stealing from the company, when you take too long to come back from your break. We give you a break so you can rest and recover from your work, this is for your own good. And you agreed to this. Oh you haven't? Have you seen the police changes since Covid, wagie? It was in the scheduled training. What? You didn't get that? We required you to work through it instead? Well, this is your responsibility to know, wagie. And now you do. Let's get back at it and stay productive! Remember that we're a family here, wagie.
>>26786611I accept these terms, accelerate kike. We are ready.
>>26786854Oh lord hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah
>>26786611>Gamestop Maniau-uh guys, are we reaching the delusional stage ?
>>26786611>We're NOT smiling, this ISNT funny, we dont even want to trade! We have big noses and no some bad words! Dont mess with US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26786854>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
>Sorry. It's been a rough few months, Murray. I mean, after COVID, the SEC came to question me at my job. Who does that?>Oh really? Were you contagious?>Very funny, Murray. No, they came because I pumped those stocks to the moon.>Okay. I'm waiting for the punchline.>There is no punchline. It's not a joke.>You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you went all in on those stocks Monday? Why should we believe you?>I got nothing left to lose, Murray. Nothing can hurt me anymore. This is my fate, it was always my fate. My life is nothing but a comedy.>Let me get this straight, you think hedgies losing money is funny?>Yeah. But the market is speculative, isn't that what they say? Besides, the way I see it, what happened was a good thing. All of you, Wall Street, the system that knows so much, you decide, you decide what's right and wrong. What's real or what's made up. The same way you decide what's manipulation or not.>Okay, I think I understand. You did it to start a movement, to become a symbol.
>>26790528We are all on the way out
>>26790711>C'mon, Murray, do I look like the kind of autist who could start a movement? I chose those stocks because they were awful. Every stock's awful these days. It's enough to make any wagie crazy. >So that's it, you're poor. That's your defense for crashing those firms? Because they were shorting to you? >No. They couldn't hold a position to save their lives. >Why is everyone so upset about those stocks? Because Andrew Left went and cried about them on TV? >You have a problem with Andrew Left, too? >Yeah. I do. Everything comes so easy for him. >And what's wrong with that? >Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like to be the little guy. You think men like Andrew Left, men at ease, ever think what it's like to be a guy like me? To be anybody but themselves? They don't. They think we'll all just sit there and take it like good little goys. That we won't YOLO and go wild. Well, this is for all of you out there. >So much self-pity, Anon. You sound like you're making excuses for wasting your savings. Not everybody's awful. >You're awful, Murray. >Me? How am I awful? >Halting my trades, ranting about me on the show,-- You just wanted to make money from me. Well it's easy to laugh at retards on a crowded beach, isn't it? You're just like the rest of them, Murray. Everything comes too easy for you. >You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened because of what you did, Anon, what it led to. There are suicides out there. Two hedge funds are in critical condition, someone went bankrupt today. >How about another pump, Murray? >No, we've had enough of your pumps they're not funny.>What do you get when you cross a mentally-ill incel with a market that shits on him and treats him like trash? >I'll tell you what you get. You get what you fucking deserve!
>>26787148Taking any chance to talk about how bad /pol/ is?
>>26786854Dear lord, I haven't laughed that hard in a while, you have a gift.
>>26790674yeah
>>26786854HOLY SHIT.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>26786854You sound like Moe.
>>26786854HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>26786854How did they get the Jew to say that?
>>26786854Based
>>26790674obviously we're at the media attention phase
>>26786761MORE VANS!
>>26786854nice
>>26786854Why did you only play the response and not the lead in question?https://streamable.com/2ezr11
>>26786854Sounds a little racists there, anon. Not cool. Jews are people too
so LIT right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AUGmiDMud4
>>26786854Amazing. You are a hero
>>26786854I'm such a simple guy. An attractive woman, a cute animal, or a Jew kvetching, and I'm suddenly happy as a clam.
>>26786854So good anon thank you for this heartiest of Keks on this most blessed day
Solution is to ban short selling (and options, and leverage while you're at it) and make wall street about honest investing instead of kike trickery.
>>26786854Holy my sides
>>26789312Good.
>>26786611RUH ROHHH
>>26791738I don't think putting senior citizens in the poor house is a good or particularly wise course of action.
>>26786854LMFAOOOOO
>>26789312>fucking over pension plansOH NO! NOT THE HECKIN BOOMERINO PENSIONIROS!NOT MY FRICKIN MAY THAI SIPPING BOOMERISKIS!IT'S SO UNFAIR THAT PEOPLE GET PART OF THEIR MONEY BACK AFTER BEING STOLEN FROM FOR 50 YEARS!1!1THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
>>26791812I don't think your appeals to emotion are going to work on me.
>>26791746Why is America’s youth so utterly infatuated with communism?
>>26792028It's not an appeal to emotion. Seniors don't have a lot of money, and the ones that do are often supporting their kids or grandkids. Screwing with their income, when they have few ways of making it up, can only hurt the economy.At best you'd have an influx of workers into the workforce trying to find jobs.>>26791876Are you a child?
>>26792176The better question is why do people claim to love capitalism, yet hate capitalists?
>>26786611>Can't handle babby's first scamThese guys wouldn't last a fucking hour in crypto.
>>26792248>Are you a child?Is a question an argument?
>>26786854topkek
>>26792316A rich elite protected by a powerful elite is peak communism though.
>>26786611I'm laughing even harder now.
>>26792248Survival of the fittest.
>>26792176>Why is America’s youth so utterly infatuated with communism?Because capitalism isn't working for them. I don't agree communism is a good idea but it's fairly obvious why millennials and zoomers are pissed off with crony capitalism.
>>26792176>youth>34Anyway. It will be funny to see all the dems bail these people out. Will it be a great awakening for leftards?
>>26789312Counting on it
>>26791812Oh now Wall Street gives a SHIT
>>26792176Put narcissists in a capitalist system without any realistic possibility of ever acquiring any capital and their entitlement takes over.
>>26789312>fucking over pension plansNo pension fund manager is retarded enough to have the bulk of wealth stored in active funds. The bulk of pensions are stored in bonds and index trackers.
>>26786854The memes coming out of this are the greatest thing the internet ever did
>>26786611Do they think if we want to destroy one, we will be upset if we destroy them all? Lol and sneed
>>26792525>Because capitalism isn't working for them.Maybe they should stop voting for socialists then.
>>26791812SILENCE KIKE
>>26786854My fucking sides
>>26786854pls pls pls be OC
>>26792176They believe it will fix the corruption. Yet they think that capitalism in itself is the corruption. Communist regime is never communist.
so how many of your just lost thousands of dollars for not being able to exercise your options tomorrow?
>>26792705Like who? Bernie Sanders? The US has never had a government with socialist policies, except maybe under FDR with his New Deal and GI Bill policies, which were hugely successful for working classes.
>>26792793I have $1293 in this, and I'm in the red, I bought about $325. I can take it tho, I'm not scared
>>26792781>They believe it will fix the corruption.Corruption comes from centralizing power.The more centralized, the more potential for corruption.And NOTHING has more centralization of power than communism.>>26792866You're joking right?The vast majority of US govt spending goes to socialist policies and programs.See pic.
>>26790761based
>>26786705>literally
>>26786854lel
We'll sort you assholes out on Friday. Just you watch
>>26786854fucking KEK
>>26786854fucking hell that was funny
>>26786611market watch and cnbc are just shameless in their hedge fund nut licking.
>>26792990im up either way but might have to liquidate other positions to exercise my calls, if it goes ITM. this is the gayest shit I have ever seen literally re writing the rules as during the fucking event with zero notice
>>26789312Everybody knows that's a fucking lie and just a meme, you dumb fuckhead.
>>26793017>You're joking right?No, your missing the point. The US has the worst of both worlds where if you work and pay taxes you get basically nothing back because it's spent of unemployed niggers, defending Israel and bailing out failed corporations every decade or so when the economy crashes due to greedy kikes. The welfare the US does pay out is to stop urban ghettos descending into full blown favelas and embarrassing the US on the world stage.Actual countries with a more balanced socialist/capitalist mix have universal benefits that everyone can access equally, not just niggers and meth addicts. Like I said the only time they US really did this was the FDR administration which was hugely successful.
>>26793314Cool, I have a sell order for half tomorrow at $985. I don't expect that to happen of course, but if it does, I'll enjoy the free ride, and if it doesn't, my hands are strong and I'll hodl all the way until Monday at the earliest
>>26788568HAHAH WHAT AN IDIOT
>>26793017Also this is the actual breakdown of public spending in the US, just for clarity.
>>26792866>which were hugely successful for working classes.They prolonged the depression for almost a decade. Pants on head retardation from FDR on almost all fronts, the public works stuff was good though ngl. Europe recovered much quicker. The problem was a lack of monetary regulation and oversight, which is inevitable when your central bank is privately owned and exists for the sole purpose of enriching evil kikes. Many such cases. And the fact that America just doesn't regulate its financial sector, more so the financial sector regulates US policy at home and abroad.
>>26788695>plebbitfag calling others retards
>>26792642This, the “you’ll ruin the retirement funds!!” shit is absolute nonsense
>>26793433you think if I sold friday, I could move my transfer my positions to a new broker by monday at open? never transferred shares before
>>26793407>Actual countries with a more balanced socialist/capitalist mix have universal benefits that everyone can access equallyYou're thinking of Western/Northern Europe, but the money there goes to an exploding immigrant population and perpetually failing healthcare systems as well.
>>26786854top zozzle
this post is very anti-semitic.
>>26793482I posted "mandatory spending", which is about 60% of total spending.And all of it goes to socialist policies and programs.
>>26793575I agree but that's the fault of immigration not the universal benefits the themselves.
>>26793571sorry I don't know, I just use a local app, which is fantastic but only available in New Zealand
>>26793575>You're thinking of Western/Northern EuropeDon't tell him this is where white people come from. He'll realize these countries are +90% white and start to put the pieces together. We can't have that.
>>26793772The universal benefits themselves also turn massive parts of the native population into leaches.
OK im convinced ,what's the next stock we target, I want in
>>26788801
>>26786854>super circumcisedOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>26792176Zoomers and millenials believe the world should handed to them and they think thats what communism would do society.
>>26793850They don't though. The point is everyone gets them so there's no incentive not to work the way there is in the US system where you can work a shitty job 40 hours a week or just go on gibs and earn 90% the same without working at all.
>>26794043Name one reason why the world shouldn’t be handed to meBecause it says so in the biblerino somewhere?
>>26786854top fucking kek
>>26794043You're right, I'll just get a part time job and the union plant and put myself through medical school like the boomers.
>>26786611I swear, they're like this close to quoting Niemoller. "First they came for a hedge fund and I said nothing". Mark my fucking words, they'll do this
>>26794060If we get them, all of India and Latin America get ours too tho :(
>>26786854LMAO
>>26794060>They don't though.lmao but of course they do.>The point is everyone gets themNo they don't, only the ones who need the government handouts, or pretend to need them.The more of these you have, the more people vote for socialist parties, the more socialist incentives you get, the more taxes go up, the more of these you have, etc.It's a vicious circle, and it's getting accelerated with the importation of voting cattle in the form of destitute, borderline retarded third-world immigrants.
>>26787104The "who do you think you are" reminded me of this guy
>>26788741Eh, 2.4 billion is peanuts for Blackrock
>>26786611This is the most fun I've had since the pandemic started
>>26793850they do here in New Zealand, it's an inter-generational career for them
>>26792316none of the people running things are in a capitalist system they have had there own system specifically made for them
>>26794333Interesting. Which universal benefits are you referring to?
>>26794333lmaoI was actually talking about the European native population, but in countries colonized by whites (US, NZ, Aus, ...) the "native" populations act like the immigrants do in Europe.What a delicious irony.
>>26791585Severely underrated and idealist-pilled
>>26794211>No they don't, only the ones who need the government handouts, or pretend to need them.Are you being deliberately stupid? That's what a universal benefit is, which is what we're talking about. A benefit that every member of the population has access to as oppose to regular gibs for the unemployed and feckless.
>>26786611They think that hedge fund managers carry the country on their back or something like they're farmers/laborers, it's hilariously how much they value themselves and think it extends to us
>>26786611it is funny
>>26786854just came here to biz to see what all the fuss is about but fucking hell lmao
>>26794475>A benefit that every member of the population has access to as oppose to regular gibs for the unemployed and feckless.There's pretty much no such thing.Even benefits literally touted as "universal" (like universal healthcare) are massively disproportionately siphoned towards those who need it and those who pretend to need it.That's why socialized healthcare systems across Europe are in a constant state of artificially warded-off bankruptcy.
>>26786854Thank you anon
>>26789312>fucking over pension fundsKek. We can only hope! Fuck boomers.
>>26786854lmao based
>>26793772>America gives dollars hand over fist to fighting muh terror and being world police>EU spends less on fighting every Afghaniraqistan and more money on gibmedats>WOW GUISE AMERIGA IS SO BARBARIG :DDDD
>>26790275Stop it. Wall street bankers are really worried about their margin because of you. They may lose their jobs. THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
>>26786854Dear fucking god Anon that's brilliant!
>>26794697boomers get roiled by naked options from time to time, they love to put their retirement on funds with unlimited risk and little upside
>>26794379just anyone gets neetbux, and if you have no assets you get housing bux, and if you have kids you get quite handsome kidbux, the more kids the better. I think if you have like 4 kids you make way more than you could if you worked full time and had to pay your own rent etc.So people decide to just smoke drugs and have kids
>>26794604>There's pretty much no such thing.There is though. But you seem to want to argue about niggers and leeches getting gibs at the expense of the working population as if I'm in favor of that, which I'm obviously not. So I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on existence of social programs that benefit the entire population, which I believe universal healthcare, public schools, libraries, etc. do.
>>26794422do they ever, apart from with immigrants, some of them are actually good hard working people who create a lot of value
>>26794905>neetbux>housing buxThose are just regular gibs, not universal benefits. Not what I'm talking about. I've already said programs like that encourage leeches.
>>26795002Disability?
My boomer grandparents were shocked by what’s happening and said “these people are going to ruin the market!” and I said “it’s basically just normal people doing what large institutions do all the time. Kind of like how people hated Martin Shkreli but not drug companies,” to which they said that they also hate Shkreli. Why are boomers like this?
>>26794770Unironically yes. If the government could stop pissing away money protecting Israel and working as mercenaries for corporate interests for five minutes maybe the actual working taxpayer found see some benefit instead. Have you ever been to Europe? It's genuinely better, although it gets worse all the time due to immigrants in fairness.
>>26794926>universal healthcare, public schoolsSure, and also roads, military, ...Problem is, they are an absolutely infinitesimally tiny fraction of government spending.The absolute turbomajority of ALL government spending goes to non-universal gibmedats.And yes, universal healthcare largely falls under gibmedats.I live in Europe and pay about €1k every single month in "social contributions", of which a large part goes to socialized healthcare. Throughout my career I will have paid around €240k into socialized healthcare. And guess what: I have to take out a separate health insurance on top of that to cover most hospital costs.
So are we still winning right now?
>>26795164>Sure, and also roads, military, ...>Problem is, they are an absolutely infinitesimally tiny fraction of government spending.Well, not the military, but even that is still a small fraction compared to socialist gibmedats, as seen here: >>26793482Military: 16% of total spendingGibs: >60% of total spending
>>26795164>Problem is, they are an absolutely infinitesimally tiny fraction of government spending.The absolute turbomajority of ALL government spending goes to non-universal gibmedats.Yes that's what I've been saying. That's what's fucked about the system we have.
>>26795128just remember your parents didnt have an alternative news source cut em some slack and let them die peacefully
>>26795312It also shows how the US is "socialist" to a massive extent.
>>26786854NOT FUNNY
>>26793858Gme, will go on for a while and price can go 10k easily
>>26786854kek, fuck them motherfuckers
>>26795128they came from an era where you could trust main stream news
>>26795369We're going round in circles. It doesn't, that's just what it costs to stop literal favelas and third world shithole behaviour becoming prominent like in South America. No US government is going to allow that kind of international image to occur. That doesn't make it socialist compared to a country where every citizen gets access to healthcare, 30 days paid vacation a year, a state subsidised pension, tax breaks for married couples, etc.
Reminderhttps://twitter.com/SusanofTexas/status/1354234762769166338
>>26786854Gold.
>>26795595The US is hugely socialist at this point.Over 60% of ALL government spending goes to socialist gibs.
>>26795642I'd fuck the shit out of that blondie, don't care how roasty her vagina is by now.
>>26795687You're just repeating the same fact rather than addressing my point. The US having socialist policies would make it more like western/northern Europe, what is currently doing is the minimum to maintain our status as a first world country. No government will ever spend less on gibs than its currently doing, it's politically impossible. The only countries that do less are literally second and third world shitholes.Here's what a socialist policy looks like. In the UK you can get a type of saving account where wherever you put in the government will add another 25% on top. You can only access the money for buying your first home, or when you reach 60. That kind of policy encourages and rewards reasonable behaviour like earning money, saving and investing rather than being reliant on handouts like section 8 and neetbux. All we do in the US is reward the laziest and most useless at the expense of everyone else.
>>26796053>60% of total govt spending on gibs>not socialistYou can type all the wordswordswords you want, it's not going to change anything.
>>26796053>The US having socialist policies would make it more like western/northern Europe,No, not with whites being less than 50% of the population. Trying to maintain Nordic social policies with the social divisions and costs of the US would just crash the economy. The Nordic system is already crumbling under the weight of the migrants from the 2015 crisis. You might as well just go straight to hyperinflation if you wanted that shit in the US.
>>26786611OH NO! ANONYMOUS BLEW UP ANOTHER VAN!
could someone explain to me whats going on, I know absolutely nothing about finance - should I go out and try to buy gme right now?
>>26786854This is the best timeline ever.
>>26795642>mfw the aryan uprising has begunthis ride is gonna get bumpy anons, I hope you have lots of ammo. Once this has been turned on it cant be turned offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQyou have nothing to lose but your chains
>>26795595>No US government is going to allow that kind of international image to occurdid you miss last year ?
>>26786854Lmfao
>>26786854HOLY SHIT AHAHHA
>>26796104
>>26796104>Muh 60%>words hardFair enough. Stay in your ignorant bubble then.
>>26786611I haven't stopped laughing since premarket.I'm moving to WSB after this shit. You neo-kikes can scam crypto and silver all you want after this, I'm gonna make fucking money with the normies.
>>26796234>Kikes decide to "borrow" 130% of stock from a dying company, hoping it'll decrease in value and they'll get more shekels through jewish scheming>boast about their soon-to-be gains>WSB catches wind of plot>Everyone and their mom rallies to buy and hold Gamestop stock since if it increases in value, they'll have to pay for the shit the "borrowed", plus tax on the hiked stock prices>This deal's contract is due to end Friday, meaning they MUST pay by thenBasically they'll lose billions of dollars
>>26789312They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>26786682so much this. they could have protected themselves with dhedge. morons
>>26796234Three words.r/WallStreetBets.Singlehandedly outchanned all of 4chan. Bizfags are mad they're losing to the nonmeta AMC. Polacks are mad cause reddit outjewed Wall Street before them. The Establishment is mad that regular people are getting their debt bucks back.It's fucking beautiful. Buy GME, as much as you can, and HOLD IT. DO NOT SELL TILL WSB SAYS TO, IF AT ALL.
>>26796158You're not wrong, that's the biggest issue unfortunately. Basically you need a free market, regulation to prevent cronyism and kikery, and socialist policies that benefit the entire population, not just neets, AND immigration control to prevent leeches coming in and draining the system. Any time you have that it's a huge success (e.g. weimar republic). Australia is probably the closest to doing this at the moment.
>>26796490Third Brite-Green Badge tonight, fellas.Sminem BLESS.
>>26796652where should I buy stocks if I'm in the UK?
DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!!FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUETHE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIMESHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFOREDO. NOT. SELL.NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHSDEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHAREBUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENSFUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ UP ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZEDON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEKTHE SHORT SQUEEZE ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS
>>26786854fucking AMAZING KEK
>>26787320Das rite
“The bear will leave it’s cave forever”
>>26786854>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPANamazing
>>26789312>its our fault some jew failed some magic trick in some obscure way to make money doing literately nothing
>>267967385DIGITS FUCKERS.36K A POP LETS FUCKING GOOO
>>26786611They're shitting their pants because this has turned into Class Warfare and WSB has cotton on to what Marx literally said to hit where it hurts>I have, which will surprise you not a little, been speculating — partly in American funds, but more especially in English stocks, which are springing up like mushrooms this year (in furtherance of every imaginable and unimaginable joint stock enterprise), are forced up to quite an unreasonable level and then, for the most part, collapse. In this way, I have made over £400 and, now that the complexity of the political situation affords greater scope, I shall begin all over again. It’s a type of operation that makes demands on one’s time, and it’s worth while running some risk in order to relieve the enemy of his money.— Karl Marx writing to Lion Philips, 1864
>>26796732eToro probably
>>2679642760% of all govt spending going to gibs means a country is socialist.Sorry.>>26796390Based.Meanwhile other minorities like Indians, Chinese, Jews, ... do even better than whites, so can't even blame muh racism.
>>26786854Based.
>>26792176Look at what capitalism is allowing to happen now1. People doing insanely dumb over shorts2. Low investors trying to win some back 3. People trying to shut it down and ban retail investors It's a joke. Capitalism worked for a long time pretty good, but the wealthy are on top and are eager to prevent people from growing
>>26786854KEK
>>26786854>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPANLMAO
Y'all ready for this board to double in size?Now that the /pol/sters know there's Jewry to defeat via economic warfare, we'll see how many of them put their money where their mouth is with all of them of course earning 150k or more a year because they're not poorfags who need $15 minimum wage.
>>26790205>you are what you claim you hateThat's implying people are doing this to make money, which most are not.If you got in to this late, you are almost certainly doing this to fuck over scummy hedgies, or deluded enough to think Gamestop is going to the fucking moon like all the cryptocunts on here.Anything to etch away at scum is a positive, in my books.
>>26796936"I have made money and it make me mad." -Karl MarxPol shit aside, I never thought we'd be partnering with Reddit to nuke wall street. I never thought anything would happen like this in my lifetime.>>26796732No clue sadly. I'm American, Midwest, poorfag. I use Robinhood, most of us use it or Etoro or some other retail -level trading app. If you can find your country's version of Robinhood, I'd hop into it. Watch out for the sketchier ones: platforms are fucking with things as we speak. Can't tell you if you'll have any waiting periods to deal with though. Robinhood has 1-3 business days wait for a new account by default.
>>26790761Underrated
>>26797193It's gonna do both fren.Theoretically infinite gains if we hold."Diamond Hands."Ludicrous prices if we hold past Friday and just keep it locked in. Plus, we tar and feather some hedge funds from the market into bankruptcy.Absolute win.
>>26796702>e.g. weimar republic>successI get you're trying to proselytize socialism and all, but you might want to reconsider your standards for success. From hyperinflation to dependence on foreign loans and money that drive you into the mud upon failure, leading to extremist policies and war.
Trying to grasp how jewing The jews is antisemitic
>>26786854Hard keks were had
>>26793017Socialism is when the government doest stuff, the more stuff it does the socialister it getsfuckin hell the state of /biz/
>>26797506That's what I'm saying, yes.
>>26786611Not all warriors carry weapons.
What if people refused to sell their Gamestop shares even for exorbitant prices? What if it's physically impossible for Melvin to get their shares back?
>>26797506>governmentYes.
>>26797077Why would you lay blame at the feet of the general economic system instead of the government that's enabling, allowing and partaking in the corruption?
>>26786854Kill yourself anti-semite
>>26792607Anger.
>>26786854Best post on /biz/ right now.
Spread this guide retards and keep the newcomers from spooking about hearing the word Friday
>>26786854Hello? Based department?
>>26787320It actually genuinely is.
>>26797077>1. People doing insanely dumb over shorts>2. Low investors trying to win some back Ok>3. People trying to shut it down and ban retail investors How is this capitalism
>>26786611Next time don't short squeeze over 140%.You made a trade on options and got fucked, never invest money you can't afford to lose.
>>26786854Thanks for the gains, Jew.
>>26786854>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPANFUCKING KEK
>>26798115It's not just that it was money they couldn't afford to lose.They lost ALL of that money, AND they owe more on top of it, and the money owed keeps increasing while we hold the stock ransom
>>26786854Spoonfeed me on this
>>26796652>Singlehandedly outchanned all of 4chan. Bizfags are mad they're losing to the nonmeta AMC. Polacks are mad cause reddit outjewed Wall Street before them. The Establishment is mad that regular people are getting their debt bucks back.Pol nazi here.We knew about this last August and it got shilled a bit more with memes back in September.
>>26797024>60% of all govt spending going to gibs means a country is socialist.It literally doesn't though.
>>26798249Good, fuck em.You'd get raked if you did the same.
>>26793017Dumping every dollar we earn into welfare isn't socialism, it's bribery and poison.
>>26798348
>>26798495The government is taking on more and more duties and responsibilities that should go to individuals and families, like healthcare and even fatherhood.It's peak socialism.
>>26786611If rich people are suffering I am happy.
>>26797465Cultural appropriation
>>26797216are there any services that doesn't have a wait time ?(in Canada)just signed up for wealthtrader and just find out i have to wait 3 days to start trading
>>26798658>If rich people are suffering I am happy.Change that to Cantillon-Insiders (people who benefit from new money created (government, bankers, wallstreet) at the expense of people who receive new money latest (fixed income, workers,...))https://mises.org/library/money-inflation-and-business-cycles-cantillon-effect-and-economy
>>26789312>you run the risk of fucking over pension plans or sovereign wealth funds??? ME? Are you retarded? THEY decided to take a risk with these funds, if it was real. How the fuck have we reached the point where people forget something this fundamentalTHEYTOOKTHE RISKTHEMSELVES