/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26789314
Hey Dave

>>26789314
https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

It's funny money.

>>26789314
melvin capital is funny money

>>26789385
>who the fuck are you
i lost it

you're gonna have to be on RICE AND BEANS!
you got anything to cover these debts?
>my billion dol-
SELL IT. NOW, DUDE.

>>26789600
chek'd

>>26789314
Too much avacado toast and starbucks lattes

>what's your typical household income per year melvin?
>$2.1 billion? Not bad
>So, do you have any debt?
>$91 billion at 140% short squeezed stock???
>Jesus bless ya Melvin, here's what you're gonna have to do. Beans and rice, rice and beans. Gotta live live on less than you make.

>>26789976
>how much is that stock?
>sell it, sell it now

>>26789314
>Cash out, tonight dude.

>>26789976
>Move in with your parents if ya gotta, good LORD.

TUH
DAY

>today
>everyone and their mother onboard with making wallstreet hedge funds suffer

>less than a month ago
>everyones pissed off about magatards raiding the capitol looking for corrupt politicians

the mental gymnastics you people play.

>>26791436
How are those 2 mutually exclusive? Like Trump didn't bail their asses out from the covid crash leaving retail businesses to hang and die

>>26791802
it means you normies only to say fuck you to the system for upcummies and virtue signaling
you have no real skin in the game

>>26792201
I'd say the people invested in this actually have some skin in the game and see this as their opportunity to do actual damage to the people who are really in power. How is making money off hedge funds dying not saying fuck you to the system?

>>26789976
Is this guy a meme or is he actually good?

>>26792608
it is anon. i'm pointing out the hypocrisy between thinking this is some valiant effort whilst also condemning people for raiding the capitol looking for the fuckers who are in the pockets of wall street and let them get away with it

He should have just gone to the manager, give him a firm handshake and pull himself up by his own bootstraps.

Sadly, Melvin was lazy and irresponsible. That’s why he’s poor now

>>26791436
Once people comprehend the whole GME situation they will join/support it. It is easy to explain. It is easy to hate "rich white men". The best part is that we play by their rules. They cannot stand it.

>>26792783
He just shames retards and says spend less money

>>26792783
If you are financially retarded he is great. He will absolutely get you out of debt and abject poverty and into the middle class. However, his advice is terrible for anybody that isn't financially retarded and can manage debt/investments responsibly.

>>26792783
i used to listen to his radio show while driving to work. his whole thing is not going into debt. he's good. but yeah he wants you to never eat at restaurants if you have debt but he also thinks it's a good idea to give 10 percent of your earnings to church

>>26789385
KEK hahahahahahha the music and acting is top notch. I did this in the car earlier but it’s nowhere as good as yours https://vocaroo.com/1h80hDMAaNCM

>>26792821
Dog they were screaming ''hang Mike Pence'' because he didn't go along with Trump's attempt at an actual fucking coup because his feefees were so hurt that he actually lost. The same corrupt politicians have been there for Trump's administration and before him. It was a pathetic attempt but you know the only reason they raided the place was the delusional hope that they could overturn the results and reinstate their idol as dictator for life.

And pretty much all the magatards in that crowd were crying about communism and not wallstreet.

>>26791436
>everyones pissed off about magatards raiding the capitol looking for corrupt politicians
>everyone who doesn't want trump to be president indefinitely is corrupt
ok retard

>>26793220
>>26793223
Imagine hating the last great white hope

>>26793223
Yep, don't you know??? Trust the plan!! Trump is the savior and anyone who doesn't kneel before him and accept him as their idol is a corrupt baby eating democrat who wants to enslave us all.
>qtards still don't see where the cult comparisons come from

My emergency fund is 1 year salary,as it should be. Everything else is crypto.

>>26789385
>It says right here in the talmudic book of Sanhedrin....
My fucking sides I can’t stop listening to this.

>>26792783
He is common sense for the retards who spend beyond their means. He's clueless when it comes to maximizing your wealth on the stock market.

>>26789385
kek, but they really do think like this.

>>26789385
HAHAHHAHAHAH

>>26793340
Oh you still think Trump is your savior and gives a fuck about you and not just his own ego? His daughter is married to a kike. You still think a New York billionaire gives a fuck about you? He tossed his own supporters under the bus when the pathetic coup attempt he incited failed.

I told you to cash it tonight.
Did you?

>>26793220

This post is concentrated retardation

>>26793340
fuck off spic

>>26789385
ok i laughed

>>26789314
WHY YES MELVIN I AM BETTER ThAN I DESERVE

>>26789385
MODS STICKY DIS

>>26793220
>actual coup
What is it like to be this stupid?

>>26789385
>New Yerk/Boston accent

>>26793947
It was a pathetic attempt at one. But how the fuck is it not an attempt a coup when he riles up his supporters in front of the capitol saying shit like ''fight like hell'' and'' take back their country'' after pushing the narrative to his for months that he didn't lose the election and it's all just fraud? You're either dishonest or actually retarded if you think this wasn't his delusional last attempt at staying in power.

Just fucking look at it
https://youtu.be/c8ORZ_iwO3w

>>26793214
Kek. Well done.

>>26789385
LMA fucking kek, you got this from that goblin looking music jew yelling at that trumpet player?

>>26789314
they should have cashed it

>>26794309
Did everyone bring guns or did they just take selfies inside the building?

>>26789385

>>26794309
You haven't seen an actual coup, have you?

>>26795195
It was a massively disorganized group. The majority were just following the crowd obviously and had no idea what to do once they got in, but yeah some had guns and there's that photo of the ski-mask dude in hall of congress carrying zipties.

I still don't get how Trump supporters deny there was at least a subset of people in that crowd trying to actually do damage. The lady that got shot by secret service was climbing through a broken window to get into the room where they were holed up with all the reps from the mob. Doesn't take a genius to assume what would have happened if that mob would have gotten to them.

>>26795587
Like I said. A pathetic attempt at one by people who had no idea what they were doing. But how can you argue against the idea that Trump's rhetoric was his attempt at trying to incite a coup as a last ditch to stay in power? He fed his supporters the idea that the election was stolen for months before riling them up in front of the capitol.

Cash it out

>>26795591
Yeah, you definitely are a special sort of stupid. The dangerous kind that goes along with whatever they are told by the establishment.

You probably admire BLM niggerloving communists that burn down cities, while simultaneously fearing and deriding protesters who actually protest the government.

Have you stopped for a moment to consider if they have valid grievances? No. You never did. You're a tool. You will get used like one, and you are already being tossed away.

>>26789385
my sides

>>26795591
Fuck off CNN

>>26795747
You are being so dishonest with this shit. Now you have to assume my positions on other things. No I don't think the blm riots were good, but some random looting is levels away from storming the nations capitol because your guy didn't win.

Mind telling me what the fuck their legitimate'' grievances'' could possibly be beyond ''we didn't win therefore the election is fraud''?

>>26789385
WALL STREET JEWS BTFO

>>26795591
death sentence for climbing through a window. but that's okay because anon thinks she was going to murder congressmen, despite there being no indication of such.
k den

>>26789385
Nice anon, have a (You)

>>26797652
>secret service agents point guns at you telling you to stay back
>break the window and climb in anyway like a retard
>WTF WHY DID I GET SHOT
Even if she wasn't going to kill congressmembers, what the fuck do you think her idea was? Was she just gonna pop in and say hi? Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

You sound just as retarded as the people rioting over that nigger who chased cops with a knife and got shot.

>>26789976
>you’re going to have to sell the car
>check the value on Kelley blue book
>you should get about $10,000
>turn around and get yourself a $5000 car
>you need to give every dollar a name
>you’ll know you’re doing it right when you’re broke friends start making fun of you

>>26789385
>SUPER CIRCUMCISE

spat out my fucking coffee

>>26795686
holy shit there’s fags still talking about this lmao

>>26793123
Holy fuck I wouldn't eat out either if I had to pay an additional 10% tax on top of federal, state, local, and cap gains.

>>26789385

>>26792783
He has good novelty advice.

>>26793220
go back

>>26789314

>>26791436
What's funny is that this GME Stock boogaloo madness is actually doing more damage to actual people with disproportionate amount of power and money than all the protests from last year.

>>26798730
Why do you fags assume this whole website has to be a circlejerk for your retarded idea that this guy is your savior? What has he actually done for you in the past 4 years that make you this blindly loyal?

>>26793600
its true I had the misfortune of working for some as security and this shit is tame to how nasty they can get especially the women. Vile.

>>26798843
Its easy to notice when shits working. Just listen to them whine and cry now its evident.

>>26789385
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
lol'd

>>26793214
nice one

>>26799000
It does. You will kneel.

>>26789385
when the music starts you know it's time to dance

>>26789385
fuck lmao