/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26773731
I'm gonna buy more RYCEY tomorrow!

I have 2k to spare.
Should I put half into GME and half into AMC?

>>26773750
I'll be happy then if it gets anywhere close to 100 so I can have the money to make real investments with real gains

nokia

>>26773731
SNDL BROS
WHERE WE AT???

i don't know what to invest in haha FUCK

>>26773829
NOK

Why do you trade

>>26773653
Fidelity code monkey you have to give us more details, come on man!

What are you drinking tonight /smg/?

>Chewy.com
>Jewy.com
>Ryan (((Cohen)))
LOL KIKES OWNING KIKES

>>26773894
yes

This is your official warning that BB NOK AMC are going to be the heralds of the bagholdocalypse. Better pray Reddit doesn’t sell

>>26773861
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26773927
PBR

>>26773898

CTRM bros who else made some good gainz for meme reinvestment tomorrow

How do I explain this whole wsb thing to my 70 year-old grandpa?

>>26773829
No, go all in on GME. AMC is a stupid fucking play that detracts from the reason why this is happening in the first place.

Are you guys ready for AMChads to straight bully all of you tomorrow?

AUSTRALIANS
USE THIS

https://hellostake.com/au/

>>26773898
somethin' keeps him movin'
but no one seems to know
what it is that makes him go

>>26773927
Ice tea, I don't drink. Also stop posting Suwako lewds.

>>26773731
It is NOT too late

>>26773894
If AMC moons tomorrow, NOK is next, so smart money is going to take winnings from AMC and move it into NOK.

Can you imagine being such a kike that you want a business to fail and get assblasted when it does the opposite?

>>26773898
Suicide pact with myself. Win or die.
>>26773927
i have rye and ginger ale

>>26773898
safer than Poker.

>>26774037
How long should I hold? Until this Friday?
I heard there is a gamma squeeze upcoming but I'm not sure how long will people be able to hold.

>>26773927
also you painted over the left boob but forgot the right boob

>>26773829
Everything that is not GME is a distraction. AMC is shorted but the fundamentals have not gotten better. NOK is not even heavily shorted it's just some guy's bags. Same as BB. Bed Bath and Beyond is a possible target because the management is actually good and the short interest is high. But it's not even in the same universe as GME. GME is an asymmetric market play that comes around once in a generation

So should I get the GameStop logo etched into my new rifle?

Is this bearish or bullish?

>>26774030
Tell him that all the barriers of entry to the stock market were torn down by technology and people are enforcing a really weird capitalist version of democracy on the ruling elite.

>>26773829
throw some in NOK and BB as well

>make RB account of Friday
>Nothing Monday
>Tuesday they wanted another picture of SSN
>Nothing today
FUCKING LET ME TRADE I SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER 120K TO MY NAME

>>26773731
GME, AMC, or NOK.
I've only got 1k to drop. Going all in.

Just found out girls poop from their butts

>>26774146
I heard til monday

>>26771832
Anon delivered us a message directly from Melvin Capital last thread
I think I will put it in the OP
https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

I know mainstream is going crazy but I have a strong feeling that this might just be the beginning.

Just think of all the boomers watching the broad market fall, the boomers and remaining millenials that heard Chamath say this is THE fight against the hedge fund retards... we might explode tomorrow with a market rotation into PURE memes

GME 1000 P/T
AMC 500 P/T
NOK 500 P/T

Call this crazy, if you must, but just think for a second that GME exploded near 8000% off pure autism and momentum

>>26774219
Whore money on BB is bullish.

>>26774219
she knows a bull when she sees it

>>26774030
He's old enough to know what time it is. Just say, "Yeah, pop pop. It's the k*kes again. What're you gonna do?"

He'll get it.

>Futures red
>VIX red
This happened last night too what the fuck

>>26774023
Yeah I'll bet it's money that'll get you a girl like that. Look at that apartment, her boyfriend must be rich!

>>26774030
Tell him a bunch of hedge funds shorted the stock with borrowed money and are going bankrupt because people are going long on it. That's literally all that's happening (plus some options market fuckery)

>>26774199
Gme is up 600%. I’m hedging and you won’t stop me

>>26774218
Just get a custom dust cover for an AR

>>26774193
whoops, i did that as a shitpost on /a/ during the christmas threads. was still in my home directory

>>26774146
All the options between 100-300 jumped from OTM to ITM. The squeeze will be huge. If you liked what happened last Friday then stick around for this Friday.

>>26774218
If you can afford the bullets. Last I heard they cost about 1 GME share each.

>>26774295
kek

Best time to average up with SNDL with the market (no pre market for me)? At the bell or wait for the dip?

>>26773731
What's the rundown on NAKD. I know someone that made 20k on it today, but he didn't go for the meme, he had the shares since October.

>>26774199
there you go seething about AMC again lmao you could have just bought. don't worry, you will

>>26774037
>t. Shekel-noseberg Goldstein

Can we at least mix it up with the anime girls?

>>26774265
WTFf since when?

>>26774417
source?

>>26774024
I’m CTRM too currently +20% and I want to add on opening, still trying to figure out when I should do it.

>>26774261
NOK
this is not financial advice; i just like nokia phones

BB or NOK?

Mia Khalifa is praying to the blackberry and nokia gods. Top?

>>26774509
sure, here is some art of my raifu I commissioned

>>26774261
I like GME.

$EH $LKNCY

>>26774493

Hey, im not an expert with this stuff but what if gamestop themselves sold shares because of the high price. I know they couldnt dump a ton but couldn't that still give the hedge fund some breathing room in this whole thing of course unless we buy it first. I might be wrong but if someone has an explanation I'd appreciate it.

I dont lurk enough. Do I buy AMC now or at the bell tomorrow?

>>26774572
For real man, how the fuck is this gonna play out

>>26774261
Change or to and

>>26774417
OH WHAT WILL THE SIGNAL BE?

>>26774386
Yeah I haven't even looked at .408 CheyTac prices since the ammo shortage I'd have a hard time believing there was a run on it but it was 10 dollars a shot before.

>>26774199

Lol @ the anti-AMC shill who's spamming

price will go into the hundreds like GME. I just hope no retards listen to this shill

FFS robinhood wont let me add money, what service allows me to buy today?

>>26774712
>1 post by this ID

What is the likelihood we're going to see severe regulations on retail trading after this?

is SNDL going past $1 tomorrow?

Why are people buying today when the mania is at its peak..it already dipped ah

Manganese bro. Tesla is starting to give timelines for their new battery. Almost would hit the same timelines as production to market from man on knees sex crop.

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-says-tesla-semi-005052492.html

Just sayin!

>>26774261
Forget about GME, too risky now. NOK or AMC

Aren't the HFTs loving the markets for the past few days?

>>26774560
In junior high I had an old Nokia the looked like a tiny brick. Had a fun parachute game that came with it.

Fuck redditors

Go back faggot niggers

You're jealous of our freedom of speech

>>26774771
If enough big names are vocal about the fact that the hedge funds caused this in the first place hopefully little to none

>>26774771
I dont think they will do anything quickly
bad optics

>>26774628
anything above 100% shorted outstanding shares and they can name their price for that amount

>>26774771
I would think highly

>>26774648
I don’t want to see her win or anyone richer then me but especially her

>>26774771
they wont because that would make number go down. number must go up

>>26774836
NOK
>NOK
NOK
>NOK
NOK

>>26773731
lum is my wife

Guys, seriously, uvxy
Basically the only way they can get support from people to actually put some legislation in to roll this back is if people who aren't gambling memestocks feel the blowback from this
Which means they have to dump the market so your mother and grandmother feel the pain from your shitstock gambling
So if you're positioned for a broad market downturn so that you make money off the downside too, then they literally cannot shut you down

>>26774622
>t. Herold G Silverberg

>>26774809
Mania might be peaking, but Friday is not yet here.

>>26773731
I fucking told you. This isn't about "just" money anymore to these people, especially any new money coming into GME, AMC, NOK, etc. This is a war to them. Look.

>>26774312
Dumping too slowly to raise VIX. We 3 year bear market nao.

>>26774836
Im a fan of Finland, so NOK

>>26774280

I really believe this is only the beginning. The news just broke on all the boomer news channel tonight. The boomers are all itching to get into the action in the morning. Honestly tomorrow might be the biggest day. Buy early it will be insane. Thousands tomorrow probably. Faster than most people expect.

>PLTR yesterday

>>26773927
Bourbon

>>26774910
Well, you better accept it. A lot of new millionaires have just been created and homes paid for.

HOLY SHIT

Anyone else not able to transfer funds into Robinhood? I'm sweating spinal fluid lads

>>26773894
going in on NOK tomorrow.
It should of boomed a bit more.

It amazes me how much kikes are seething from GME because they couldn’t make a profit for once.

>>26775012
I wish i had held my shares

>>26774116
Smart money is already in NOK, anon.

what can i expect tomorrow if i'm holding 50 nok and 45 nakd?

GME CHADS WW@

>>26775059
no fucking way

>>26774939
cute wife!

>>26775073
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the kikes put a halt on every trading app. Only made it as far as getting my bank registered

>>26774771
The worst part is the narrative is that this is retail traders fault and not over-leveraged hedge funds. Fuck it also obvious this is isnt "little guy vs big guy" but institutional investors jumping on a trend vs hedge funds and retail investors take the blame.

>>26774312
People are expecting it to be a dip and rally like most other days since it was down about 1% at AH close. Also the spy put IV was pretty high and that might be coming down somewhat. Just buy UVXY and hodl

>>26775059
what is this b8

>>26774978
I was born in a shit Canadian small town and all I wanted was to live in nyc and Miami and seeing this Melvin fucker doing it with 0 effort and ruining life’s shorting stocks was all I needed

I will not stop buying until he loses that fucking Miami house

>>26774821

First for GME backed currency

>>26775140
Have 50 GME and 300 AMC. What are you guys think EoW is for both? I'm hearing $500 and $50 respectively

I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Does this mean I can buy shares for around $300 a piece? Am I supposed to make money doing this?

>>26774560
Same, the y2k tech aesthetic is ludo.

>>26775059
There's no way that's fucking real

>>26775036
It’s a good start for me at least. Started with 2.5k coming up on 5 figs. Gonna get some comfy safe shut after this for a minute tho I’m exhausted

alright tell me why this is a bad idea /biz/

>>26775283
THE MOON
and 40 for AMC

>>26775101
based

Since stocks trading was about to close I about some Doge Coins and now WEW LAD we're going to MOON!

>>26775059
Sauce!?

>>26774836
NOK is a better business period.

>>26774549
domp eet

>>26774892
>Implying the Biden administration and Nancy pelosi care about muh optics

>>26774943
>smash le updoot my fellow plebbitor
fuck off nigger go back

>>26775298
If you don't know what you're doing you WILL get rekt. Buy like 10 shares of AMC and wait

Robinhood won't let me enter my ssn goddamit

>>26775094
They are dude. A lot of Jew banks own gme at really low prices

Anons... I may be a little drunk but - tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow decides who will win the fight. I'm averaging up hard, I unironically love you fuckers. I'll see you on the moon, or in the gutters.
>love jambro

Someone told me this last thread

>When you borrow shares to short, you also specify a date by which you pay it back and pay interest on the borrowed shares. For example, you would tell your broker I want to sell 100 shares of XYZ. You immediately sell those shares at market value and tell your broker I will pay it back in 6 months, along with interest. So you now have cash that 100 shares are worth, but -100 shares of XYZ on your account that you will need to buy back within the next 6 months.

One of my BoA friends said that they can technically just pay if they get called, but they don't actually have to buy. Do the big firms get a pass?

>>26775461
not gonna make it

>GEX is about to go negative
>DIX almost exactly where it was right before the Sept 3 correction
>Sept 3 correction happened immediately after a huge gamma squeeze

>>26775059
IM NOT SELLING

>>26775422
The HFT bots are raking in billions probably.

>Can't buy until Feb
P-Please tell me I still have a shot

>>26775372
how'd you get those options for so cheap?

>>26775460
ok anon thanks

>>26775361
If money comes into the indices then VIX will go down a lot. The volatility on the downside is much higher then upside volatility. I'd keep betting on more down.

>>26774945
I bid on a call for uvxy on Monday at open cause I sensed the shenanigans and it shot up at the outset so I never bought.

Wait for a retrace on vix, or all-in now?

Biden is going to fuck things up for us isn't he guys? I feel like March will be a repeat of last year except there won't be a recovery.

>>26773861

We here.

>>26774265
this is market manipulation

Am I missing something here?

Nok is only 1% shorted according to market watch.

Unlike GME 140% and AMC 78%.

Guys do your research before buying. Some people are misleading you.

Europe here. Should I dump my Xiaomi with -15% in the red and buy AMC or NOK for it after market open?

>>26775059
I have 9$ calls please tell me this is real holy fuck

Got this from RH

>>26774593
Tasteful amout of skin. I like it.

For those that end up making hundreds of thousands or even millions, I am wondering how do they cash out? I've read when it's a massive amount it needs to be done slowly and not at once or it ruins the run or something like that. What formula is used, something like x% / day based on the $ value?

Why do I feel like such a loser making $4000 (10%) today?
I feel like I'm making PEANUTS compared to what I could be making right now

>>26775482
Someone has to buy those shares. Someone.

just got into stocks yesterday.

question.. If i use robinhood can i buy a stock then sell it as many times a day as i want?
>free pic of an alpha female
pls answer

who's excited for tomorrow
pic related

>>26775361
It's not, bought my uvxy calls at close

>>26774939
Based

Can wait for some of you tards to try this again on GE or something in 6 month, that is if the economy doesn't collapse first.

>>26774367
buy my puts

>>26774982
>3 year bear market nao.
That's cool. I can trade that kind.

>>26775619
This is "COVID-19 fact check" tier. Fucking faggots.

Q will be in touch.. Good work anons. EWO

>>26775600
Stocks aren’t depending on short interest that’s just gme and bbby

>>26775650
At least you made something

>>26774945
>Guys, seriously, uvxy
problem with VIX is it decays, it might take several monhs for legisliation to be passed if you're going long UVXY

For this weekend though it might be a good idea, with all the new money coming in recently, volatility will spike regardless of GME turns into a short squeeze or a blood bath

>>26774002
bro i am getting out of BB asap tomorrow. Gonna try and minimize any loss.

>>26775618
Guy has to cough up the source.

>>26775644
>What formula is used, something like x% / day based on the $ value?
I just market sell. Positions larger than six figures definitely do move prices though - one reason dark pools exist (special exchanges where big traders agree to a single price for large chunks so the public price doesn't get shifted).

>>26775728
I'd answer, but that's a man

>>26775734
I would cry dude. It’s not much but it’s enough for me to get started

>>26775788
Oh look clf

>>26775619
>Dump your GME
>Please
>We won't ask again

>>26775536
i called my female broker on friday and have shilled it since i bought it. the next day darkpool anon posted TONS of darkpool calls bought like already hundreds of millions in gains

>>26775600
>AMC 78%.
wrong stock buddy

it's all gamma

>>26773927
Home made apple brandy that the gubmint didn't get to tax.

>>26774002
It’s gotta dump below $17 to hurt me.

>>26775561
I wouldn't go all in, a 10% allocation could easily go *3-4 if they dump it another 4-5%
I would get it as soon as possible, markets pretty shaky

>>26775728
Not unless you have $25k in your account. Look up pattern day trading rules. Basically, if you're a poor fag, you can only buy or sell an equity in the same day three times in 5 days, or they lock your account

>>26775788
been there bro, been there

>>26775841
its not...
she just goes to gym daily

>>26775610
>buying close to the peak of a retard bubble
If you want to gamble then do it

>>26775884
lucky anon, you got it before there was big movement, nice job playing the vega game

>>26775689
Yea but theoretically if wallstreet was to say "fuck you" they could just hold indefinitely, price would dip, then they offload their shares.

>>26775807
i sell call spreads for a month out when it spikes above 30 and try to get 50% on my money. hasnt failed yet even when i bought way to early

What does everyone think of MYT (Urban Tea)?

Primed for a comeback this spring?

>>26775807
Holding a few 1/29 UVXY calls at various strikes myself. They're gonna print

LMT is looking hot at fuck at this price. I think I'll keep accumulating. Fuck meme stocks, we all know the upcoming hypersonic weapons race and Cold War 2 will send unlimited government money into the defense sector.

>Major losses?
>No, the financial journey doesn't end here.
>Bankruptcy is just another path, one that we all must take.
>The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to $SLV glass, and then you see it..

>>26773927
Josh Cabernet Sauvignon 2018 WITH ICE. Fuck the wine jannies

>>26775610
yes. this is a once in a life time opportunity, who knows what shit they're going to pull in the aftermath of this. this may be THE LAST moon mission because of how powerful it is with these stocks (GME/AMC/NOK/EXPR/BB/BBBY)

>>26775892
>Check dillards
>91$ a share
How the fuck is it so high?

>>26776151
silver is down right now though

>>26775498
SCHWAB ASKS FOR A BROKERAGE ACCOUNT NUMBER FIDELITY DOES NOT WORK IN PUERTO RICO

>>26775977
>pattern day trading rules

okay this seems to be the answer
ty good sir

GME shows the power the little guy has when they work together and show the fragility and fraud of the current financial system. GME may very well mark the beginning of a new era with regard to information and power in financial markets. But GME is not important, a hedge fund or two will get liquidated, a few redditers who sell the top will make other worldly returns, but gamestop will still be a failing company and nothing will change in the financial world.

What if I told you there were other assets far more shorted than the 138% that GME is, assets who's price is suppressed and managed to uphold the current, dying, corrupt, broken fiat ponzi scheme? I am of course talking about gold and silver.

Gold and silver are suppressed in similar ways to how gamestop had more stock sold than actually exists. Banks sell contracts of gold that do not exist on the comex and put up massive sell walls when ever there is a price increase to manage the price of gold higher and not let it escape higher on a rip tanking confidence in the dollar, they then close these contracts in cash or roll them over with more paper gold. Rough estimates suggest that for every ounce of gold there are 88 claim checks on it, or 88 ounces of paper contracts. For silver that figure is roughly 185 times.

To put that more simply a run on the exchanges and bullion banks to cash in the paper contracts for real physical metal would cause a 88x short squeeze, and they have so little physical metal it would only take one or two large orders for the comex to be completely empty.

Understand this: More gold is traded every week than has ever been mined in all of human history!

If a few whales from reddit and here actually bought gold futures contracts and demanded their delivery, in a similar fashion to gamestop they collapse central banking. Let that sink in, we have that power if we work together!

>>26776167
based

>>26776025
They could hold indefinitely, if they post the margin collateral required. And paid the ungodly 60% or 100% or whatever annual interest shorts are costing right now.

More power to them. But it costs $0 to hold a share you own.

>>26775807
If they want to collectively halt trading then they will. UVXY is insurance for your portfolio, which at this stage you need.

>>26776022
ty fren, i tried to get people into coomcat before and this WERE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

What's up with all these redditniggers taking credit for gme? God I hate fucking redditors so much

>>26776290
Hey, /smg/ brought the brains, wsb brought the mass.

>>26776038
w-wait so you're banking on it going down ?

How far do you sell your spreads? I might try doing the same next week if it really does spike

>>26776290
Why would you care, now their the ones getting investigated by the SEC

>>26775977
Still waiting for RB to let me do shit. So if I actually want to interday trade I need to dump at least 25k into my account?

>>26776290
GME may have started here but the numbers necessary to start the squeeze came from there

>>26775892

it's 78% on marketwatch, which has more recent data than the 59% here.

AMC is 100% going to short squeeze and going to surge up, don't try to be overly clever. Get GME & AMC

>>26776263
My credit card is maxed and my debit card is out of money, i'll probably sell GME at its peak tomorrow to jump in UVXY just incase GME gets fucked over friday

>>26773731
I am going all in on NOK in premarket as soon as I can no matter what the price is
fuck it, I either win or kms

Reminder that I will heem every single """"person"""" in this thread

>>26774295
Underrated.

>Why are people buying today when the mania is at its peak..it already dipped ah

>>26774002
Boomers are going to be jumping on AMC hot tomorrow because they will think that it’s the next gamestop.
I’m not gonna sell until Friday.

Which gacha should I megawhale in bros?

>>26775008
yep it was on Tucker tonight framed as little guy sticking it to (((them))) for one. the situation going into tomorrow is truly unprecedented

should i drop my 10k bonus on GME?

UHHH AMC CHADS

ARE WE BUYING THE WRONG AMC??

>>26776211
>the little guy
That narrative is cute (and shitty on the part of yellow biz media) but it's not what's happening here. Not with the size of the order blocks going through.

>>26776413
I have never owned GME and probably never will. There is a reason I don’t tell people to buy stocks. I tell them what I have bought but tell them to do their own research - because I’m a fucking idiot and constantly wrong.

This is maximum greed right now. We're having another 2020 like dip any week now.
I'm standing by with $750k ready to short the fuck out of everything if this clownfest clusterfuck continues.

>sold 900 shares of GME at 10
>never bought back in because of spite
should i just kms?

>>26776556
yup

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/7240.T?p=7240.T&.tsrc=fin-srch

NOK is up in Japan

>>26776633
Yes

>>26776454
>I’m in all this debt

Dude, sell that shit immediately

>>26776211
If the shorts actually do cover and buy everyone's shares, this is reasonable. Buying silver trusts would absolutely skyrocket the price

>>26776633

I think so.

>>26776621
Can I have 25k for my goy ticket?

>>26776609
You replied to the wrong anon anon

NOK NOK NOK ING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR

>>26776211
eto, gold-san? Who gives gold its value? Do you use it for anything in your day to day life? Do you actually think gold wasnt the old fiat? People were paid in salt before, that was actually useful. Gold is nothing if people dont believe in its value, its as good as any shitcoin, including the US dollar. The government abandoning gold and saying its worthless is more probable than your tin foil fuckery. Maybe you will be able to barter your gold bars to some maroccan merchants in the nearest bazaar

Im an Aussie poorfag just ordered $200 of NOK how fucked am I

>>26776633
holy fuck
i'd probably commit sudoku

>>26776556
If it is the wrong stock, its this websites fault

>>26775600
I don't know about everyone, but the initial call for NOK was unironically potential value from some 5G deal they're working on.

ayy

>>26776737
see>>26776651

>>26776633
i sold 100 at $27

>>26776651
based NOK is going to the moon tomorrow

>>26776621
the greed is hedge funds not capitulating yet despite the astronomical price increase. not us. idk why you can't see that.

>>26776633
My friend just told me how his brother had 1600 shares and sold them weeks ago

>>26776715
NOK NOK.. pls one time

>>26776680
Why? I could get some massive gains and pay off everything plus a ton extra. I don't have any debt, its just my credit card is maxed

>>26776694
I started with $100k just a year ago so you can do it too

>>26776651
>Industry: Auto Parts
wrong company

>>26776762
>everyone missing out on SPCE

>>26776848
I think you'll get your wish fren

>>26776457
>AMC

FTFY

Check this shit out, good argument for the tribe saying the little guy is getting hurt from this

what buy tomorrow lol

>>26776792
Literally same here. It's nice to know I'm not alone

>>26776534
Genshin Impact

When to close your GME position. I don't give a fuck if it's from leddit some of you fags need to read this

>>26774047
Should I be worried. Never hear of this

>>26776848
NOK NOK NOK ING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
>NOK NOK NOK ING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
NOK NOK NOK ING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
>NOK NOK NOK ING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
NOK NOK NOK ING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
>NOK NOK NOK ING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8OHybVhQwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8OHybVhQwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8OHybVhQwc

>>26776916
I have a $55 call on SPCE expiring friday, fucking reddit fags better start pushing it

>>26776633

Gamble back the money you made from that sell and whatever other finances you have, if you lose kys, if you win millions everything turned out fine.

This is my financial advice. Hopefully some intern on MSNBC sees this post and it makes the news.

>>26776919
I hope so m8.. Just once I want a win

>>26776842
>my stock went up 100% in a day but I expect it to do at least 500%
>no I'm not greedy
The ones who are going to get squeezed next are all the FOMOers who bought a dead retailer at 2x or 3x its ATH

>>26776771
arent they setting up 5G to the entire African continent together with China?

>>26776633
No. Opportunities come and go all the time.

>>26773731
Stop goyim I beg of you!

>>26774022
same

>>26776948
sex with Fischl....

>>26776883
My account might be blown up tomorrow because I was out of day trades and had an anxiety attack induced retard attack causing a severe lack of non retardation

>>26776556
I love this meme, it's the most powerful one to refocus people into gamestop

>>26776785
This happens more often than you'd think and never fails to be hilarious.

>>26777024
EXPR?

>>26776916
I've been in some 2/19 $50 calls for unrelated reasons, its a sleeper

>>26775600
two days ago there was nothing, now theres 3 million calls, 600K that expire in two days that are almost in the money on a super "cheap" in the normie mind stock to load up on before it hits 10 and moons

>>26776949
where can i monitor the short ratio please

>>26776948
sex with xiao's backpussy...

first time investing period

bought 23 shares of AMC and 10 shares of NOK an hour ago

would've done more but i'm a little broke until next payday since i just paid my car off last weekend

did i fuck up boys

I GOT BOGGED ON UVXY
I GOT BOGGED ON PALANTIR
I GOT BOGGED ON GHIV/UWMC
I GOT BOGGED ON BFARF

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF AMC DOESN'T ATLEAST 4X FOR ME I WILL RIP MELVIN'S FUCKING HEAD OFF AND DROP IT OFF AT THE NEAREST HOLOCAUST MUSEUM

>>26777170
It's going to move with the rest of the reddit fag stocks, trust me, I have a $55 call

>>26776928
no its not... the alaska permanent fund, which pays out to alaskans, makes money if it continues

So, can someone clear something up for me?

So, as far as I understand it, the giant hedge fund institutions will have to start paying for their stocks they shorted on Friday. Whats stopping them from offloading all these stocks in groups to tank the price?

What if the hedgefunds who short AMC bail and buy all the needed stocks before the short interest reaches 100%?
The price will drop right?

>>26776633
It's ok, you just missed out on an entire house

If you spend $5000 on a stock, it goes down with no return in sight and you sell at $4700, do you get taxed on that $4700? or do you only get taxed on anything you made over $5000?

>>26776949
encouraging if true

Stop losses work both ways.
If you thought it was retail that is moving the price you're wrong. It's a coordinated stop loss hunting at an institutional level. Now they're coming for (You) next.

>>26774939
I want to fuck your wife

>>26777303
no you idiot you add it to your losses for the year lol how the fuck could anyone get ahead id fucking make the irs take me by force if that was the case

>>26777303
You get to write off $300 on your taxes.

>>26777235
how did you buy those stocks this late at night?
are you sure you didn't set up a buy for market open?

>>26776104
what strikes you have?
you just convinced me, going to throw away $500 on some 1/29 15.5 calls

>>26777328
you think brokers are in on it?

>>26776928
if it goes to the people good for them they need it out there

>>26777339
lum is for love, not for fuck

>>26777392
>how did you buy those stocks this late at night?
are you sure you didn't set up a buy for market open?

yeah i did, just realized not too long ago

>>26777240
>I GOT BOGGED ON PALANTIR
PLTR at ATH
what did he mean by this?

Where can I find out how much of a company's shorts are being shorted?

>>26776459
fuck off schaub

>> 26777240

Stay calm. AMC will 10x.

Again stay calm and hold. It's important you don't act rashly.

Best of luck to you fellow sir. I am also holding AMC and confident in it

>>26777247
I hope so because I only had one I bought at 3.70, I closed out a bunch of red positions and doubled down on the dip and it dipped further.

>>26777470
she shows her tits literally first episode, she is a cheap slut and made for sex and relentless breeding

>>26775971
Bruh this is reminiscent of Bear Stearns in 2008, no?

>>26777188
https://twitter.com/S3Partners/status/1354470406934167560
Might have to google around a bit but S3 usually releases numbers

>>26777250
What's wrong with Alaskans?

>>26774939
based lumposter

>>26777499
Sold back in December before it mooned because it kept crabbing

>>26777482
I'd be extremely surprised if those got filled at what you set them for tomorrow.

Do i buy nokia or what

>>26777587
NO they were shown against her will stop spreading these disgusting lies about my wife

>>26777565
>Stay calm. AMC will 10x.
Something doesn't feel right about this

>>26777240
>he bought barf

i like this camanth dude being down to earth but isnt he just kinda being an ass hole to the reporter? the reporter didnt sound like he was on either side

Seriously, how do I actually profit from doing the sneedful
I have an $800 position I can't liquidate

I have £175 more to spend. How do I use it? I already have some in AMC. Was thinking of doing £100 in NOK and £75 in SPCE.

>>26777654
weebshit

NEW
>>26777732
>>26777732
>>26777732

>NOK NOK

>>26777678
learning experience i guess

i'll be happy if i make a nice buck regardless tomorrow tho

When the fuck is the CCIV merger going through?

>>26777693
100% buy
check 'em

>>26777744
No, all the talking heads on CNBC besides Cramer and Meg Turell can go fuck themselves

>>26777455
They're fudding gamestop because they know the rugpull is coming and they don't want their clients to lose too much money, as they make a percentage each time you buy or sell and they want to hold onto as many of these new clients as possible. But at the same time they are selling your orders to be executed by Citadel and the other investment banking firms, so (((they))) know exactly what retail is doing at any moment.

>>26777639
nothing that guy was saying that alaska's social wealth fund going (temporarily) up in value hurts the little guy, and i was calling him a retard

>>26777744
No the dude was clearly a shill. The pajeet called the reporter out on his shitty arguments.

>>26777774
can't argue with quints

>>26773861
Sitting here on 200 shares wrapped up in covered calls.
I just wanna take profits, bros.

>>26777845
Cramer is the smartest person from all this gme insanity. The old dude just consolidated his relevancy for extra 50 years. His viewership will skyrocket, boomer will keep watching and the Zoomers and millennials will see him as the cool grandpa

>>26777409
I'm holding UVXY 1/29 calls at $12, $13, and $20 strikes. The $12 and $13 calls I bought earlier in the week to hedge, added a bunch of $20 today to hedge even further and gamble a bit. Otherwise I'm mostly in AMC and some GME

>>26777714
stop thinking and just buy, the time for thinking is past, do the needful sir

>>26778017
>quints
Newfags please leave

>>26774771
Regulation on what? Listening to news/gossip and then buying a stock? Might as well ditch the entire stock market then.

>>26777247
I have 49 and 55 call for this Friday this shit better not fuck me

>>26777470
tired of seeing this whore

Honestly bro's is pretty damn simple... Buy. NOK.

One more time. Buy. NOK.

And don't give me any of your sorry excuses tomorrow. B-but I couldn't, I had to do this, had to do that. I didn't think you were being serious. I didn't think it would go up

STFU

Buy. Nok. You've been warned

My absolute normie friends who've never invested before are all signing up for Robinhood RIGHT NOW as I post this.

I'm a little bit...scared. Should I ignore the sell signals?