/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26765935
I'm poor

>>26765935
how, gme? also dont forget to pay your taxes goy

I'm poor I just come to /biz/ for the memes

>>26765935
wait until the depression sets in once the dopamine rush ends. having money changes literally nothing

Easy I don't panic sell so I always win.

>>26765935
i went from 5k to 250k to 150k in a span of 4 months last year, i legit jacked off 5 times a day to deal with the stress of investing. Now I'm just in aphria and first majestic and silver

>>26765935
You didn't make shit until you cash out.
If you cashed out there is no anxiety.

>>26766917
I started doing this recently too. Helps alot desu

>>26766917
holy based

>>26766988
>imagine thinking its possible to cash out and not habitually double up.

>>26766917
Based coomer

My most stressful was probably trying to get to $25k to break PDT. Fuck that shit, I hated having to stress over picks and fear missing out on a good play because I was only allowed 3 trades per week. I would be up 15% and hate myself for not being up 45% because I picked the 'wrong' penny to play that day.

>>26765935
I'm gonna take a loss cause I'm hodling AMC and I don't even give a fuck. After losing and gaining 20k it just doesn't phase me anymore

>>26766917
teach me holy shit

>>26766988
I cashed out 40k of it.

>>26765935
It’s magic money. fuck the elite

>>26765935
>worrying about the arbitrary digits in your good goy account as if they actually mean anything.

You know they create the “money” out of thin air with the press of a few computer keys right? It’s absolutely meaningless. Are you also aware they have doubled the money supply in the past year?

It’s fucking. Nothing. Don’t risk what you aren’t willing to lose and it will be much less stressful trust me. Money comes and goes; bankrupting heebs till they neck themselves is my goal.

I made 8,000 yesterday and 15,000 today but there are plenty out there who could add a couple zeros to that number and it still wouldn’t be even close to an eight of what’s actual rich propel like bezos zuck musk etc make in an hour.

You are aware that Jeff Bezos make on average about 9,000,000/HR. Yes Jeff Bezos makes NINE MILLION US DOLLARS PER HOUR 24hrs a day, every day and that number is increasing.


Do you think you will EVER have nine million dollars? He makes that in an hour. Think about that. It would take the average person working 24hrs a day seven days a week for sixty years at the median wage to equal what Bezos make PER HOUR is whatever measly amount of money you have or ever will have it utterly inconsequential in the scheme of things.

Once you have enough to be comfy it’s just bigger numbers in your bank account, some of you know what I’m talking about.

>>26765935
Invest 10% each wagecuck check follow threads be autistic profit

anon im going to tell you something very potent and powerful

your soul chose a body to play a character in
there is no actual "death", just a change back to your soul or into a new body (reincarnate)

when you acknowledge and accept this, alongside not clinging to what you have and where you are in life
that "anxiety" becomes thrilling
"anxiety" and "excitement" come from the same place in the brain
once you start perceiving that sensation as thrilling, you can use it to your advantage


Our media has conditioned us to view this as "fear" because we are constantly lied to about reality and how to experience it
All so they can enslave us with more and more fear

It's a drama anon
Play

>>26766351
Of course, I'm gonna pay quarterlies
jk

>>26766917
Hi Royce.

>>26768170
based as fuck

It’s just money.

>>26767477
i was trading large cap gold miner futures contracts, basically gambling but i figured that since everyone though the world as we know it was ending gold would moon. Lucky bet. I'm torn now between staying in aphria with half my money or moving that money back into pm miners (just stocks).

>>26765935
Simply stop caring, take out 2-3-4-5-6x+ your initial and go into new shit.

Read about DMG / DMM / mTokens.

>>26767482
so what you're saying is that you didn't make 100k

>>26768757
This. I'm in it for the game

>>26765935
I don't gamble so I just don't play high risk stuff

>>26768170
the most clairvoyant thing i've read on the internet this past year

>>26766630
Unless you have billions.

>>26765935
>How the fuck do all of you guys not go crazy
i'm disconnected emotionally, win some lose some and move on, worrying does nothing for you stop caring

>>26768170
cringe and midwitpilled, becoming a sociopath confidence trickster isn't the answer to happiness

>>26765935
paper trade but it treat it like real money. get really good at that and then switch to real money and the anxiety is gone because you already have a feel for the market

>>26766917
hows that working out. Silver mining stocks are worse than low cap shitcoins

>>26765935
Money isn't even real dude. Do you go crazy with anxiety when you need to pay your repair bill in world of warcraft? When you buy some stupid bullshit at the runescape vendor? When you spend mora on character levels? No you don't, they're just funny numbers on a screen.
Secure the resources you need and do whatever the hell you want with the rest of it. Buy magical jewish magic paper, buy magical internet beans, buy cute ghosts that you can dress up with funny hats (Aavegotchi is a sleeper btw) - it literally DOES NOT MATTER.
Thank you for playing, have a nice day.

>>26765935

>>26765935

if you get anxiety over it, you don't have enough money to lose or you're not experienced enough.

>>26766630
Give me your money then and see if you feel better

>>26765935
I don't even understand the question. Anxiety about what? What's there to be worried about?
You make 100k profit from money you were worried about losing? Great, take out that money you were worried about losing and just play with your profits. If your hands are made out of glass, keep raising that "how much you're not willing to lose" threshold at a rate lower than your profits are increasing. Sure, it's a bitch move that's not optimal to profits, but not everyone can have a working pair of testicles, I suppose.

>>26770268
See J. Paul Getty

>>26767927
>Do you think you will EVER have nine million dollars? He makes that in an hour. Think about that. It would take the average person working 24hrs a day seven days a week for sixty years at the median wage to equal what Bezos make PER HOUR is whatever measly amount of money you have or ever will have it utterly inconsequential in the scheme of things.
I fix like 20 computers a day, not support the retail industry of the entire world.

>>26767927
I just want enough money to buy a house. After that, whatever.

>>26771661
That's how it starts, anon.

>>26771734
I know but I have very few wants in this life. I can easily spend a day sitting in a chair out the back just watching nature.

>>26768170
Based and truth pilled.

Most people are on their first life which is why they are easily led like sheep.

I have 40k in the bank, 8k in stocks (started off with 4k)
If I could turn my 8k into 80K I would immediately pull out half and put it in savings or land

>>26765935
I am crazy

ONLY PUT IN WHAT YOU ARE WILLING TO LOSE. I STARTED WITH 5k NOW ITS AT 70KISH

>>26766630
Sounds more like a lack of good friends and vitamin D maybe?

>>26766630
>having money changes literally nothing
false

>>26766630
i need a new car asshole, my old one is a piece of shit falling apart. i literally cant go driving into the wilderness for funsies

>>26766630
Feel free to wire me your money then, fag