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26762559 No.26762559 [Reply] [Original]

NEW SQUEEZE STOCK THE CIA ARE HOLDING A 250% SHORT POSITION GET IN THERE

>> No.26762686

>>26762559
>THE CIA
Unironically the one organization on the entire planet you cannot beat

>> No.26762697

>>26762559
>SIR PLS BUY OTHER STOCKS THE VILLAGE NEEDS HELP

>> No.26762906

>>26762697
GET ON UNISWAP RIGHT NO SIR

>> No.26763800

>>26762686
I knew operators in the group when I was fighting over in the middle east. YOu aren't going to beat the CIA but the truth of the matter is the CIA doesnt give a fuck about you unless your brown and trying to get in on their actual schemes. Our money means nothing to them because they have their own source of funding not tied to currency as we know it.

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26764152

>>26762559
>attempt to shift focus to an organization you can't defeat, away from GME

>> No.26764417

>>26763800
Do they have a de factor (or literal) money printer?

Or are you talking about stuff like sexual blackmail?

>> No.26765340

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.26765364
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26765364

>>26762559

>> No.26765452

>TALION! THE PALANTIR!

>> No.26765776

>>26765364
what a chad

>>26765452
gmi

>> No.26766090
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26766090

>be me
>bought 1000 PLTR on IPO day
>up over $27k

wat do?
>hodl
>buy
>full yeet dump and buy call options

brother

>> No.26766358

>>26762559
250% short position?
Says here that
https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/PLTR
there's only 9.69% percent float

isn't that debunking your claim?

>> No.26766417

>>26764417
I think they can just create unlimited money like a bank

>> No.26766901

>>26762559

please do not fuck with this stock.